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>> No. 30888 Anonymous
11th July 2021
Sunday 11:52 am
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I am a 29 year old male, my partner a 29 year old woman. We've been together for 10 years. We lost our virginity to each other. Neither of us have slept with any one else. We both strongly consider each other our life partners.

I've always been more sexually minded than her, my libido is much higher. This has been a problem at certain points of our relationship that I have been happy to bring up. She always responds understandingly and it fixes temporarily.

But recently I've begun to really strongly desire other women. I think it has something to do with me turning 30 next year, despite it being an arbitrary number, really.

This is something I've even brought upto her in the past, during these conversations, and she even seems quite understanding. Recognising that whilst she herself doesn't really care, she respects it's important to me. That said anything beyond a simple recognition seems beyond us. It I were to directly ask "can I sleep with another woman?" she would respond (unsurprisingly) negatively.

I feel kind of stuck, really. What I have with her is absolutely incredible and easily worth never sleeping with someone else. But it eats at me. Not always, but enough. In the shower, during a post sex moment of clarity, when I'm served by a pretty barista, and so on.

What do I do? Like I said, she is actually quite receptive of me bringing this up. And as we age seems to be more and more understanding and calm. But I can see it from her point of view as well and it must feel awful. I've asked her if she feels the same sort of thing and her answer is basically "kind of, but I don't really care". Like I said she's not very sexually orientated anyway, even once a week is a bit of a stretch. Is this something I learn to just live with? I could never cheat on her, it would break my heart and obviously break hers if she found out. But I can't contend with this feeling all my life, surely.
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>> No. 31168 Anonymous
23rd October 2021
Saturday 12:00 pm
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>>31166
And obviously you can’t shag your husband so she’s basically a lying sex nun.
>> No. 31169 Anonymous
23rd October 2021
Saturday 12:13 pm
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>>31167

There's nuance to it, lad, it's not just about if they're "progressives" or not.

There are a lot of people who have basically just adopted that entire shtick to be part of a group. I'd almost argue it's become what being a goth or an emo kid used to be fifteen years ago. Part of it is being sexually transgressive, so they pretend like they are to fit in with the crowd, but if they were being really honest with themselves they're just not all that into it. The problem is they won't admit that to themselves, so you end up having really forced, awkward kinky sex instead of natural and satisfying vanilla sex.

What I am saying is, in a roundabout way, just that there are a lot of fakers and bullshitters out there, posers if you will, and I've noticed lots of them come from that scene.
>> No. 31170 Anonymous
23rd October 2021
Saturday 2:19 pm
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If you really want to waste your time surrounding yourself with dull, mentally ill charisma vacuums, hit up a BSDM sex dungeon. It's even more like hell than they like to pretend it is.
>> No. 31171 Anonymous
23rd October 2021
Saturday 2:31 pm
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>>31170
I went to a "cyberpunk" night at a club shortly before COVID hit and it was something like that. Some bloke I'm positive I recognise from the chanology days dressed in a duct-tape costume made to look like he had tits, full body covered save for his knob out. Everyone else either overweight, underweight and ill-looking waxy skin. In their defence I was on shrooms so everyone looked a bit weird to me.
>> No. 31172 Anonymous
23rd October 2021
Saturday 2:50 pm
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>>31170
I went to one nearly a decade ago, everyone had to wear all black, I got a lift there from some army dude. We entered, and first thing I saw was a fat lass with cat ears on in a cage, on top of the cage was a buffet. I didn't do any sex stuff I spent most of the night chain smoking in the back garden, but army man spanked a girl who was in stocks, and the girl's boyfriend was getting mad at army man for not slapping properly. At the end, army man drove me home, and told me was going to punch the spank girl's boyfriend for treating him like an idiot. Needless to say, I didn't go back.

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>> No. 23386 Anonymous
18th November 2020
Wednesday 8:20 pm
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There was an episode of Bernard's Watch where Bernard had stopped time whilst he was on one of his little escapades, trying to catch a rabbit that was on the loose or something like that, and when he unfroze time several hours later it turned out that the chicken his mum had been roasting was burnt to a crisp because it had continued to cook during all of the hours it was frozen.

This has always stayed with me because I thought it was so fucked up. Imagine you've just got into a red hot bath to relax and next thing you know your tender flesh is peeling away from the bone and congealing around you because, completely unbeknownst to you, you've actually been boiled alive for several hours whilst some little scamp has frozen time so he can be at two different friend's birthday parties at the same time or whatever. Fucked up, I tell you.
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>> No. 24072 Anonymous
23rd October 2021
Saturday 1:39 pm
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I read something earlier in the month about a CBBC presenter, who also ran a dog walking business, getting convicted of making beastiality porn. I'm guessing they're not going to address this on air, but I remember it being such a big deal when Richard Bacon was caught smoking weed and had to apologise for it.
>> No. 24073 Anonymous
23rd October 2021
Saturday 2:04 pm
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>>24072

Grim.

I always wonder about deviants like zoophiles and pedos, how do they operate their little secret networks? Do they have some form of secret code word like bumders used to have polari?

I suppose there's the dark web these days, but there have always been bumders and dog fuckers.
>> No. 24074 Anonymous
23rd October 2021
Saturday 2:16 pm
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Have you never noticed how you get those groups of dog-walkers in the park? I reckon If you fancied doing some lab work you'd just need to find a perverted circle. Maybe slip it into conversation and see how it goes.

Good god is this how I'm going to spend my Saturday.
>> No. 24075 Anonymous
23rd October 2021
Saturday 2:34 pm
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Wasn't it cocaine?
>(No, it was definitely Richard Bacon)
You know what I mean.

Anyway, I went looking for this news story, and:
https://www.starsandstyle.co.uk/celeb-news/former-cbbc-presenter-pleads-guilty-to-possessing-extreme-animal-porn/
>Former CBBC presenter pleads responsible to possessing excessive animal porn
How much is "excessive"? Is it okay to fuck a dog, but only once? Or is any animal bigger than a guinea pig deemed "excessive", so kittens are out but you can do the mouse-bumming thing and that's fine?
>> No. 24076 Anonymous
23rd October 2021
Saturday 2:44 pm
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>>24075

Who the fuck wrote that article? It sounds like a report done by aliens, or maybe just translated a couple of times.

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>> No. 69588 Paedofag
24th September 2021
Friday 9:18 pm
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How's the panic buying going, lads?
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>> No. 69857 R4GE
23rd October 2021
Saturday 12:08 pm
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>If you're the kind of person who doesn't trust anyone, relationships are not for you.
The dream, the nightmare.
>> No. 69858 Ambulancelad
23rd October 2021
Saturday 12:22 pm
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>>69855

And? None of my partners have wanted a baby. If they wanted to get pregnant they could have just asked me. The trouble is, like in a lot of cases, that men think with their dick and go sticking it where they should really know better than to stick it.

You know when a girl is trouble, your instincts tell you loud and clear. But you ignore them and listen to your balls instead. It is the single most exploitable weakness any man has, and if you conquer it, no woman will ever again hold power over you.

Learn that one simple lesson and probably 90% of life's troubles vanish overnight.
>> No. 69859 Crabkiller
23rd October 2021
Saturday 12:23 pm
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>>69837
For an update I bought condoms from the train station and got a meal deal with it. Cost me £17 and didn't have sex. The End.
>> No. 69860 Are Moaty
23rd October 2021
Saturday 1:31 pm
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>You know when a girl is trouble, your instincts tell you loud and clear. But you ignore them and listen to your balls instead.

I'm not sure that's entirely fair. A friend of mine stayed in an on-off relationship for years, both unstable to varying degrees, for what seems primarily due to abandoment issues. The friend did say he'd never wear a condom; she apparently took fertility drugs without his knowledge, and they've predictably ended up seperated with a child.

Yeah there are clearly elements of character to be overcome, but they're surely deeper than your balls.
>> No. 69861 R4GE
23rd October 2021
Saturday 2:26 pm
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Sex isn't usually included in the meal deal, at least not on your mum's day off.

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>> No. 443472 Anonymous
24th April 2021
Saturday 7:58 pm
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Alright lads, how's it going?
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>> No. 447052 Anonymous
17th October 2021
Sunday 10:05 pm
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I've had a couple of glasses of wine and discovered I can do a pitch perfect King Diamond impersonation. I'm really quite impressed with myself. Neighbours probably aren't mind.

Are there any Mercyful Fate tribute acts in need of a singer?
>> No. 447053 Anonymous
18th October 2021
Monday 8:39 am
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>>447052
I am sure your neighbours were loving you squeal grandma in a falsetto of a Sunday evening.
>> No. 447054 Anonymous
18th October 2021
Monday 9:05 am
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>>447050

Isn't it Angelina Jolie?
>> No. 447055 Anonymous
18th October 2021
Monday 9:06 am
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>>447054

Shannon Elizabeth even.
>> No. 447266 Anonymous
23rd October 2021
Saturday 1:49 pm
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>>446943
It went alright I guess, jumping into karaoke on a first date is a terrible idea but we did it. She's living with her parents in her 30s, has never been in a relationship and doesn't kiss on the first date so I guess rather than having a tremendous amount of bottle she's just a bit spergy.

Still, I said to myself that I'd try and make a relationship work so there we go.

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>> No. 447210 Anonymous
22nd October 2021
Friday 10:17 am
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>> No. 447261 Anonymous
23rd October 2021
Saturday 12:32 pm
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>>447260
Ah OK so you've just made it up.
>> No. 447262 Anonymous
23rd October 2021
Saturday 12:36 pm
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>>447261
It's literally in one of the articles that's been linked. I'm not doing your homework for you.
>> No. 447263 Anonymous
23rd October 2021
Saturday 12:44 pm
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>>447262
I've read them, and it isn't.
>> No. 447264 Anonymous
23rd October 2021
Saturday 12:47 pm
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>>447263
No you haven't.
>> No. 447265 Anonymous
23rd October 2021
Saturday 12:48 pm
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>>447264
More lies.

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>> No. 444219 Anonymous
7th June 2021
Monday 6:30 pm
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I'm off to the corner shop to get some sweets. Do you lads want owt?
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>> No. 447252 Anonymous
23rd October 2021
Saturday 9:37 am
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>>447244
>What's your favourite choccy lads?

My favourite chocolate bar was Boost but I haven't had one in yonks so I'm now convinced if I have one I'll be disappointed because they've probably changed the recipe for the worse since then. I used to be quite partial to a Picnic bar but they've definitely fucked them up.

I think the only chocolate bar I have semi-regularly that they haven't fucked up is the red Bounty, but you can't really fuck up coconut and dark chocolate.
>> No. 447253 Anonymous
23rd October 2021
Saturday 9:41 am
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I ruined Kitkats for myself by over-analysing them. I no longer experience them as Kitkats but as wafer coated thinly with chocolate. It's really nothing like as good.
>> No. 447254 Anonymous
23rd October 2021
Saturday 9:50 am
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>>447253
You want the Eastern European wafer chocolate.
>> No. 447255 Anonymous
23rd October 2021
Saturday 10:02 am
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>>447254

LOOKS LIKE A BLUE RIBAND WITH IDEAS ABOVE ITS STATION.
>> No. 447256 Anonymous
23rd October 2021
Saturday 10:11 am
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>>447255
They taste a lot nicer than Blue Riband.

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>> No. 441558 Anonymous
11th January 2021
Monday 8:46 pm
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New midweek thread: chip butty edition.

Is it even midweek? The days have all blurred into one and lost all sense of meaning.
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>> No. 447240 Anonymous
22nd October 2021
Friday 10:41 pm
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>>447235
Posho.
>> No. 447241 Anonymous
22nd October 2021
Friday 10:46 pm
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>>447240
Dipstick.
>> No. 447242 Anonymous
22nd October 2021
Friday 11:13 pm
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>>447241
Twatcloth.
>> No. 447243 Anonymous
22nd October 2021
Friday 11:28 pm
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Dune is a bloody big book so it's fair that they'd split it in half. I'm surprised they wouldn't go for a trilogy though, make it the Lord of the Rings IN SPAAAACE that the Star Wars sequels utterly failed to be.

Having said that though, no matter how you go about it, it's always going to be boring. The main reason for that is because Dune is fucking boring. You can't fix the fact the source material is a bloated, drawn out mess from somebody who, much like Tolkein, was a shite writer, but a fantastic world-builder.

Dune is important as an influential setting, not because it's actually any good as a story. When you combine that with the type of director Denis Villeneuve is (a boring one, who "critics" adore because they can't tell the difference between boring and clever. Arrival was tedious predictable shite, fight me.) you're going to get a hell of a boring movie.

Still want to go see it though for some reason.
>> No. 447246 Anonymous
23rd October 2021
Saturday 12:12 am
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>>447243

You could easily lose all the Bene Gesserit bollocks from Dune, it'd be a shorter book and nothing of value would be lost.

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>> No. 19768 Anonymous
6th February 2015
Friday 8:29 pm
/e/19768 What are you playing right now?
I figured I'd make an /e/ equivalent of that great, big /beat/ thread.

Recently I have been slogging away on XCOM: Enemy Within with the Long War mod. Humanity is doomed as I'm simply incapable of holding back the torrent of battleships the aliens keep hurling at me.

It's bloody fun though.
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>> No. 25264 Anonymous
21st October 2021
Thursday 4:49 pm
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>>25262
Peter Davison as a total abstainer, some lass giving everyone the clap, Warwick university, a swimming pool and maybe some nuns? Yeah, I saw it. I may be missing important plot elements, it was some time ago. Would probably rewatch though, and be disappointed.
>> No. 25265 Anonymous
21st October 2021
Thursday 4:54 pm
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>>25259
Yep!
>> No. 25266 Anonymous
21st October 2021
Thursday 4:55 pm
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>>25263

I would love to watch obscure dramas and sexy historians with you both, but I'll be honest and say another barrier is that I have no idea how to set up a proper 24 hour livestream. If we have a fourth person that knows this stuff, I'd be happy to put together a starting playlist.
>> No. 25267 Anonymous
21st October 2021
Thursday 6:33 pm
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>>25266
Use OBS studio and just tell discord to use that as the video output. Possibly. I assume that would work.
>> No. 25268 Anonymous
22nd October 2021
Friday 10:37 pm
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I have a couple of those Knightmare books somewhere.
Never actually read the Novel part, just played the CYOA.

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>> No. 91916 Anonymous
15th January 2021
Friday 1:42 pm
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So...

Has there been one single actual advantage of Brexit yet?
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>> No. 94918 Anonymous
22nd October 2021
Friday 9:46 am
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>>94917

I don't think the issue is being challenged, but rather being challenged with what? "Do your own research" could be the answer to almost any question that's ever asked, but there's loads of contexts where asking for advice is far more beneficial. I'd say jobhunting and emigrating are firmly in that category. It was a combination of guidance, one or two acts of kindness, and a load of hard work that paid off for me.

Fair play if you're trying to say that it'll take a lot of effort and personal research -- but then so does, say, earning a degree, and we still have professors/lecturers on hand to curate and structure the information to guide students on things like where to start, how to approach a problem, and where find the best information, right?
>> No. 94919 Anonymous
22nd October 2021
Friday 1:31 pm
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I've always found it queer when people buy flatpack furniture and only want to read instructions that tell them how to make a bed or an armchair, rather than opening a boxing glove on a spring and a sad-trombone noise.
>> No. 94920 Anonymous
22nd October 2021
Friday 2:02 pm
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Top analogizing m8
>> No. 94921 Anonymous
22nd October 2021
Friday 2:13 pm
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>>94917

Yeah but you do sound like a right prick, in all honesty.
>> No. 94922 Anonymous
22nd October 2021
Friday 3:18 pm
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Look where you are. That goes without saying.

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>> No. 1795 Anonymous
27th May 2011
Friday 6:32 pm
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ITT: Workplace annoyances.

I'll get the ball rolling - having to bring in pastries on your birthday. I know it's cheaper if people bring their own in on their birthday instead of chipping in every time someone in the office has a birthday, but it's still fucking annoying having to fork out on your birthday.
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>> No. 14109 Anonymous
21st October 2021
Thursday 10:13 pm
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>>14108

I applied a few years back. There was an aptitude test where you had to quickly parse and I think sort various addresses and so on, I think there were memory tests in there too.

Anyway, I failed them. I was quite put out by that, particularly because at the time my job involved using a fairly identical set of skills.
>> No. 14110 Anonymous
21st October 2021
Thursday 10:17 pm
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>>14108

I had a chat with a postie earlier this year, he said not to sign up directly but with a particular company they outsource to. You'll have to figure out what that company is yourself as I can't remember.
>> No. 14111 Anonymous
21st October 2021
Thursday 10:56 pm
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>>14110
Angard?
>> No. 14112 Anonymous
21st October 2021
Thursday 11:06 pm
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>>14111
Have at ye!
>> No. 14113 Anonymous
22nd October 2021
Friday 8:56 am
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I think it was somewhere slightly less obviously Royal Mail related but I'm really just guessing now, sorry.

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>> No. 28571 Anonymous
17th May 2019
Friday 1:05 am
/101/28571 Minor Rants and Piss-Offs, Mark VIII
It appears largethreadmodlad has also locked the previous iteration of this thread; Mark VIII it is, then.

I take perfect care of my nails. I don't bite them, I cut in the standard flat formation every 3-5 days, and scrub under them in the shower. So why the actual fuck are my cuticles bleeding? Putting the plaster over to catch the blood means I can't play my bass properly, and that pisses me off.
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>> No. 32473 Anonymous
13th October 2021
Wednesday 10:47 pm
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4od was such a superior name to All-Four, but 4od was barely usuable crap so I guess it's an improvement overall.
>> No. 32478 Anonymous
19th October 2021
Tuesday 1:55 pm
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There are too many kinds of beans. It’s little wonder few in the UK cook regularly with anything other than the baked kind.
>> No. 32482 Anonymous
21st October 2021
Thursday 2:49 pm
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Fucking UPS. Why do they even bother giving you an estimated delivery time when it's a) 6 hours wide and b) they never fucking make it regardless?
>> No. 32483 Anonymous
21st October 2021
Thursday 9:10 pm
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Bastard kids having bastard threadworms.
>> No. 32484 Anonymous
21st October 2021
Thursday 9:34 pm
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Is this genetic? I have always lived around people with it, but never got it in my life.

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>> No. 446940 Anonymous
15th October 2021
Friday 2:05 pm
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Conservative MP Sir David Amess stabbed multiple times in incident at constituency surgery

https://news.sky.com/story/conservative-mp-david-amess-stabbed-multiple-times-in-incident-at-constituency-surgery-12434498
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>> No. 447133 Anonymous
19th October 2021
Tuesday 4:18 pm
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>>447132

That's exactly the point I was making.
>> No. 447203 Anonymous
21st October 2021
Thursday 5:08 pm
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>The man accused of murdering Sir David Amess in a daft militant wog attack allegedly began plotting to kill an MP two years ago, a court has heard.

>Ali Harbi Ali, 25, was charged on Thursday with stabbing to death the Southend West MP during a constituency surgery in Leigh-on-Sea in Essex last Friday. Mr Ali, from north London appeared in the dock at Westminster Magistrates' Court accused of murder and also preparing acts of militant daft woggery between May 1 2019 and September this year.

>It is understood the plot was inspired by Shamanismic State and it is alleged he previously focused on two other politicians. He is said to have carried out reconnaissance at one of their homes, the surgery of another and the Houses of Parliament.

>Prosecutor James Cable told the court Mr Ali had made a midday appointment to see Sir David at his surgery at Belfairs Methodist Church in Leigh-on-Sea. During the meeting with the MP he was seen using his mobile phone and then allegedly stood up and stabbed Sir David with a large knife.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2021/10/21/ali-harbi-ali-charged-sir-david-amess-murder/

Two years seems like a long time to come up with the plan of "go to his surgery and stab him."
>> No. 447204 Anonymous
21st October 2021
Thursday 5:24 pm
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How come MI5 never picked this up? Two years is a long time.

I don't understand how a 23 year old would start planning to murder an MP. I was trying to find a better job, chasing women and drinking too much at that age.
>> No. 447205 Anonymous
21st October 2021
Thursday 6:22 pm
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>>447203
To be fair a lot of us made plans in 2019 that we never got to carry out.
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21st October 2021
Thursday 6:40 pm
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>During the meeting with the MP he was seen using his mobile phone

Someone at the telegraph knows what really happened. DJ Harbi-between-two-Alis was brainwashed by the illuminate who sent a subliminal messages to his phone to have him murder a politician who was going to expose the conspiracy.

Remember to check back on this post in 10-20 years when the truth comes out.

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>> No. 33825 Anonymous
30th May 2021
Sunday 1:47 pm
/news/33825 Coronavirus #4
Thread #2 was over 1,700 posts long; thread #3 (>>27266) is now close to 2,800 replies and no longer loads on my phone at work. Let's have a new, hopefully final thread.

The current situation:
Everything is expected to reopen on the 21st of June 2021.
It might not, because cases are rising from the lesser reopenings and the dreaded Indian variant.
Vaccination is going well in rich countries. UK deaths are ~10/day.
Speculation is starting again that the virus might have escaped from the Wuhan Institute of Virology, because it's such an intriguing coincidence, but reasonable people do not currently believe it was a deliberate Chinese conspiracy.
India is currently the country with the worst COVID-19 horror stories.

Will Dominic Cummings give any more evidence about the ineptitude of government handling, or has he said everything he wanted to say now?
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>> No. 35672 Anonymous
21st October 2021
Thursday 11:11 am
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There's every chance you'd have been fine either way.
>> No. 35673 Anonymous
21st October 2021
Thursday 12:22 pm
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>>35672
I feel much the same way about seatbelts.
>> No. 35674 Anonymous
21st October 2021
Thursday 3:28 pm
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>CV
I like to hear new abbreviations, but it must confuse some people. I had a guy email my work a few months ago talking about "the C19 situation". He meant COVID-19, AKA coronavirus disease 2019, but I work in a datacentre and a lot of things are plugged in using C19 plugs, so I was baffled. Personally, I just say "coronavirus" every single time, and I get mildly annoyed at "COVID" because that is neither a word nor the official name unless you add the "-19" to the end, but that seems to be a fight I am losing.
>> No. 35675 Anonymous
21st October 2021
Thursday 3:31 pm
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I find it odd when people pronounce it cov-id rather than co-vid.
>> No. 35676 Anonymous
21st October 2021
Thursday 5:00 pm
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I get why you're annoyed about people not pronouncing the 19, but I care about it as much as I do people calling the United States 'America'.

It's the only disease with that in its name, so until another one comes along, it's not necessary to differentiate.

And it's the same with Covid.

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>> No. 13192 Anonymous
22nd January 2020
Wednesday 5:53 pm
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This is going to be our food review thread.
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>> No. 14746 Anonymous
18th October 2021
Monday 8:21 pm
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I feel like there's some false advertising going on here.
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18th October 2021
Monday 8:23 pm
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I've reviewed them both earlier in the thread, >>13421 and >>13875, which is why I expected better for their chicken pieces. I am quite partial to Little Willies but I'll only get them if they're on offer, especially at Co-op because I can get 10% off there. At the minute if I'm buying sausages it'll be Cauldron's Lincolnshire ones.
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19th October 2021
Tuesday 7:38 pm
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This is my favourite veggie mince at the moment. You can get 500g for £2.88 on Amazon.
>> No. 14749 Anonymous
21st October 2021
Thursday 12:09 am
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Nothing like a bit of TVP DARK TEXTURED SOYA PROTEIN MINCE to warm the soul on a winters eve.
>> No. 14750 Anonymous
21st October 2021
Thursday 1:51 am
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I get the point but it's hardly any less comforting than ground, extruded bovine corpses, is it?

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>> No. 19373 Anonymous
2nd March 2011
Wednesday 7:12 pm
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I just wanted an excuse to post her. So then I thought-

ITT ANYTHING YOU WANT.

i.e. images you couldn't think to categorise in another thread but really want more people to see.
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>> No. 42420 Anonymous
25th September 2021
Saturday 6:14 pm
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Because smellovision never caught on.
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25th September 2021
Saturday 7:59 pm
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Only if they don't wash (or wash their bras) often enough.
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10th October 2021
Sunday 1:35 am
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10th October 2021
Sunday 2:53 pm
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I really like Freya from Bake Off. She has a lovely accent.
>> No. 42465 Anonymous
21st October 2021
Thursday 1:18 am
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I reckon the one on the left looks like a German version of Holly Willoughby.

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>> No. 446187 Anonymous
16th September 2021
Thursday 8:52 pm
/b/446187 Confession thread
It’s been years since we’ve had one of these and I’m sure the pandemic, lockdowns and Brexit have given us all plenty of opportunities for sin, so let’s share.
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>> No. 446495 Anonymous
26th September 2021
Sunday 6:31 pm
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Define “a bit”? You mean you are actually cross dressing or is it just emo eyeliner etc?
>> No. 446497 Anonymous
26th September 2021
Sunday 7:12 pm
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According to the missus I've started dressing like teenage girl. Skinny jeans, plaid shirts etc. Probably having a midlife moment.
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26th September 2021
Sunday 8:46 pm
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>Skinny jeans, plaid shirts etc.

That's just how every mid twenties bearded man dressed five years ago, I think you'll be fine.
>> No. 447176 Anonymous
20th October 2021
Wednesday 5:35 pm
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I'm 30 and that's pretty much all my wardrobe is. My fashion sense hasn't really moved past 1994.
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20th October 2021
Wednesday 7:19 pm
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Given you were a toddler in 1994, do you also still have the standard issue bowl cut or curtains hairstyle of children at the time?

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>> No. 5894 Anonymous
16th September 2021
Thursday 6:16 pm
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Can SSRI withdrawal (Citalopram 10mg) symptoms appear after even 2 months from stopping?

After a death in the family I went a bit loopy for a while, I was having constant panic attacks and intrusive thoughts about my own mortality.

I took Citalopram 10mg for 2 years, I stopped it 5 weeks ago after a quick ish taper (every other day for a few weeks, then every 3 days for a few weeks, then pretty quick).

Initially I felt a bit irritable, but otherwise great, I was feeling motivated and energised, and these intrusive and obsessional thoughts, as the doc put them, were no where to be seen.

Now 5-6 weeks later they are returning, and frankly I am scared. I'm also getting consistent headaches, like I feel very de-hydrated, even though I'm drinking a lot.
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>> No. 5929 Anonymous
20th October 2021
Wednesday 2:44 pm
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I've been on it for nearly a year. I know it differs from person to person, but for me the only ill effects are sweating and tremors. I've been on probably 15 psychiatric medications, and it (and lithium) are the most effective drugs I've been on.
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20th October 2021
Wednesday 2:52 pm
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Oh interesting. It's been a struggle to find any Brit on it at all. How did you manage to get a prescription? The psych I spoke to briefly said it would be difficult to get.
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20th October 2021
Wednesday 3:32 pm
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I've been in the mental health system for a decade, so I've run pretty much the whole gamut of GP to talking therapies to community mental health team to specialist depression team. The CMHT put me on lithium, after a couple of years of various SSRIs, and then the specialist depression team put me on the buproprion because they were well versed in the less conventional depression treatments. It took about 8 years to get the treatment that worked for me, but I knew nothing at the beginning so maybe that could have been sped up had I been knowledgeable about potential treatments. My recommendation would be to try get referred to a CMHT, as they know their onions better than a GP, and are more likely to prescribe stuff beyond SSRIs.
>> No. 5932 Anonymous
20th October 2021
Wednesday 4:21 pm
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Well thanks for your input and I'm glad to hear it's working for you. If you don't mind a more personal question, how has this drug impacted your sex life? SSRis seem to mess that area of my life up big time. What I've done is booked a consultation with a psychiatrist via psychiatry-uk.com. I can't stand waiting. The GP told me I was set to be waiting years otherwise.
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20th October 2021
Wednesday 5:04 pm
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SSRIs were a double edged sword with regards to sex life. It took literally hours to cum. The ladies appreciated the stamina, but if I wanted to wank it might take 4 hours to reach climax. My current cocktail (fluoxetine, olanzapine, buproprion, lithium) has my sex life back to relatively normal. I know there's variation between people, but for me I haven't got the sexual numbness I had with drugs like sertraline/citalopram, and I can easily get it up which I couldn't on the other SSRIs.

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>> No. 425684 Anonymous
5th April 2019
Friday 11:36 pm
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So am I the only one who is getting a bit annoyed by this whole Greta Thunberg cult, or am I just too much of a cold hearted cynic that the world would be better off without?

I don't doubt the legitimate concern of her generation over climate change, after all it will fall to them to sort out the utter fucking mess that we have left the planet in, but all the awards that she is now being showered with are IMO just middle aged and old people's guilt over their own failure to save the planet's climate despite having had decades of prior warning, and who lost their way and succumbed to high carbon footprint consumerism somewhere between 1990s road protest villages and today's school runs in a 4x4. None of it feels sincere or genuine, it's more like, yeah, just take all these awards and shut the hell up already.

And parents whose children now protest every Friday or so are now engaging in pissing matches on twitter and Instagram to show off which one of their kids gets the most involved. As one commenter said, nothing good has ever come of a youth protest movement that was applauded by parents.
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>> No. 447166 Anonymous
20th October 2021
Wednesday 12:43 pm
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There are different levels of caring. It is right and just to care about the environment in the same way that we care about starving Africans, or rape victims, or even your own personal mental wellbeing. Obviously I won't get anything out of it and I don't need to give a shit about you at all, but what kind of society would it be if we were all like that?

Regarding fake booby lady: the important thing is that she herself is happy. I was never going to get my hands on dem titties anyway, so my preference is less important than her self-esteem. As long as she doesn't become a role model and make other women get grim plastic tits too, she can live her life however she wants. Nobody is complaining about that tennis player who got breast reduction surgery so she'd be better at tennis, even though that really was a crime against bosmos.
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20th October 2021
Wednesday 12:49 pm
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>Nobody is complaining about that tennis player who got breast reduction surgery so she'd be better at tennis, even though that really was a crime against bosmos.

We certainly did, lad. I'd look through the tennis threads on /spo/ but that would mean looking at Laura Robson's potentially underage cameltoe and scrolling through the cunt-off of whether it's acceptable to use ape-like fists when talking about the Williams sisters.
>> No. 447168 Anonymous
20th October 2021
Wednesday 1:47 pm
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This thread is quite interesting
https://mobile.twitter.com/chappersmk/status/1450744288812404737
Someone in the civil service seems to have understood the problem with air traffic but the govt paper on it was unpublished after being up for a while.
>> No. 447170 Anonymous
20th October 2021
Wednesday 1:54 pm
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>There are different levels of caring. It is right and just to care about the environment in the same way that we care about starving Africans, or rape victims, or even your own personal mental wellbeing. Obviously I won't get anything out of it and I don't need to give a shit about you at all, but what kind of society would it be if we were all like that?

At this point, there is reason to care about climate change even from a purely selfish point of view. It can be hard to model exactly how individual lives will be affected and over what timespan, but the factors I mention in >>447153 will surely touch upon most if not all those living in the UK -- and it will be in a very real material way, nothing to do with feelings of guilt or whatever else.
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20th October 2021
Wednesday 4:54 pm
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Here's an article about it so "no twitter threads!" lad can read about it without having an aneurysm:
https://www.independent.co.uk/climate-change/news/airports-aviation-government-deletes-document-b1941877.html

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>> No. 32403 Anonymous
28th September 2021
Tuesday 2:42 am
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"Never a true word"
>> No. 32404 Anonymous
28th September 2021
Tuesday 10:38 am
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>lakh and crore

I sometimes have to sit-in on vendor meetings with my Mumbai office. I guess it's not that much different from us using "grand" or "kay" when we mean a thousand, but still - these two words drive me round the bend.
>> No. 32479 Anonymous
20th October 2021
Wednesday 5:03 am
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>> No. 32480 Anonymous
20th October 2021
Wednesday 6:48 am
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As opposed to 2am in the evening?
>> No. 32481 Anonymous
20th October 2021
Wednesday 2:33 pm
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Don't quite grasp this thread, eh.

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>> No. 41065 Anonymous
5th May 2020
Tuesday 7:36 pm
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I was wondering if we could get a sex toy thread going as there's not much keeping my hands busy on weekends. Open for recommendations on all sorts.

Personally, I was thinking of picking up a fleshlight but I have no idea on where/how to start. Buying a good one that is. It didn't feel right to ask on a sfw board like /g/ so my options were limited in seeking recommendations.
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>> No. 42460 Anonymous
19th October 2021
Tuesday 5:55 pm
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Well, for a start don't throw the entire doll into an open bin while still wearing knickers and a wig.

It's not rocket surgery but the steps I used were, roughly, to strip the TPE from the skeleton using a box cutter with a fresh blade (a sharp blade really helps, so I changed it as needed) and a set of solid kitchen scissors. It needs cutting into small-ish chunks anyway so I wasn't too careful about preserving the shape of anything. On the contrary, for instantly recognisable parts like hands, feet, face, and breasts I made sure to cut them into even smaller bits. The material doesn't look anything like flesh if there's no shape to fool your brain into thinking otherwise. I then bagged it into 10-20lbs portions to avoid breaking the bin bags or my back as I carried it to the bins.

The skeleton, once free of TPE, can fold in itself until it's small enough to fit in a wheely bin. This took some doing as the some joints like hips, back and neck are quite stiff. The end result looked a bit odd but unmistakeably mechanical, so there was no need to further disguise it.

It took me about an hour all told and I think that was time well worth investing to avoid scaring people.

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Don't say it...
>> No. 42461 Anonymous
19th October 2021
Tuesday 6:02 pm
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You really should have put the skeleton on gumtree in a university town.
>> No. 42462 Anonymous
19th October 2021
Tuesday 9:20 pm
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It's not at all anatomically correct, so maybe a vocational school about welding but why a university?
>> No. 42463 Anonymous
19th October 2021
Tuesday 9:21 pm
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Art students would love it.
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19th October 2021
Tuesday 10:19 pm
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I posted in a local freecycle group. Let's see if I get any takers.

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