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>> No. 75779 Anonymous
20th July 2016
Wednesday 1:55 pm
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The Liberal Democrats have started a consultation process on what the parties next manifesto should look like. Its open to non-members and I thought everyone could benefit from you lads giving views.

https://libdems.getfeedback.com/r/jKh47Fw8

It asks an interesting question: What would you spend £2 billion on?

I thought about putting the money towards adult education programs. Things like the Open University are fundamentally good ideas that gives people who otherwise can't study because of career and family commitments the chance to learn new skills and achieve lifelong learning. It sounds non-controversial but I'm sure there is ample chance to start a cunt-off on that idea.

Another interesting question is that it asks whether the Lib Dems should focus on staying in the European Union or on what Brexit should now be. An interesting option given the party is fervently pro-EU and I wonder what will fill the vacuum if its abandoned.
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>> No. 82121 Anonymous
19th April 2017
Wednesday 7:03 pm
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>>82120

>Tim Farron: I don't think being gay is a sin

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39644939
>> No. 82123 Anonymous
19th April 2017
Wednesday 7:16 pm
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>>82121
It only he'd given a straight answer to Channel Four last night.

They'll be asking him whether women who have abortions are sinners next.
>> No. 82127 Anonymous
19th April 2017
Wednesday 7:26 pm
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>>82121
You never know he might get away with it. All he needs is for Corbyn to say something daft as usual.
>> No. 82128 Anonymous
19th April 2017
Wednesday 7:31 pm
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>>82127

No, Corbyn's problem is that he doesn't really say much of anything. I think people thought they were getting one of those grandstanding European socialist types, but he's just not that guy.

Sage for wrong wonk.
>> No. 82153 Anonymous
20th April 2017
Thursday 6:59 pm
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>Farron 'welcomes challenge' of fish finger
>Liberal Democrat leader Tim Farron has said he "welcomes the challenge" posed by 'Mr Fish Finger', who has pledged to stand against him in the General Election.
>However, the Westmorland and Lonsdale MP told ITV Border he is "more of a chips and mushy peas man".
http://www.itv.com/news/border/2017-04-20/farron-welcomes-challenge-of-fish-finger/

The man of God goes up against the man of Cod.

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>> No. 57862 Anonymous
18th April 2017
Tuesday 9:41 pm
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Thats wot she said, m6.

But seriously lads, i have got a fucking massive entity.
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>> No. 57863 Anonymous
18th April 2017
Tuesday 10:54 pm
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>>57862

That's not what I heard, m56.
>> No. 57864 Anonymous
19th April 2017
Wednesday 8:38 pm
57864 what is this I don't even
m6 = mix
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m8 = meight (mate)
m80 = matey
m9 = mine
m10 = men
>> No. 57865 Paedofag
19th April 2017
Wednesday 8:46 pm
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>> No. 57866 Anonymous
19th April 2017
Wednesday 10:48 pm
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>>57865
MIFTY-SIX
>> No. 57867 Anonymous
19th April 2017
Wednesday 11:28 pm
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>>57863
Seriously m1 it was like 15MB. Brian positively choked on it.

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>> No. 5003 Anonymous
6th September 2011
Tuesday 6:40 pm
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>> No. 24969 Anonymous
7th February 2017
Tuesday 12:14 am
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>>24968

In a related vein, I've always held that if you watch The One Show it means you're ready to die.
>> No. 24972 Anonymous
7th February 2017
Tuesday 9:18 am
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>>24968
That sums up every sit"com" on Radio 4. Pathetically unfunny, and any edges it may have smoothed down until they envy a baby's bottom so as not to offend any of the middle class cunts that might write a strongly worded letter to the editor. I don't really get it though, things like Sorry I Haven't A Clue and Just A Minute manage to keep it relatively fresh and funny -- maybe they are produced by different departments.

I would rather listen to 5 hours of nails upon a chalkboard mixed with Hitler's speeches than another minute of Count Arthur Strong. Thank fuck I moved out and never get lifts with my parents even when I visit home.
>> No. 25271 Anonymous
19th April 2017
Wednesday 2:26 pm
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A mate insisted upon interjecting into people's stories with his own interesting "antidotes" in the pub the other night.
>> No. 25272 Anonymous
19th April 2017
Wednesday 7:00 pm
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>>25271

Did he make that up, or was he just mistaken? An "antidote" in that context sounds like something Larry David in Curb would use to put the end to an awful conversation. Hilarity ensues.
>> No. 25274 Anonymous
19th April 2017
Wednesday 8:37 pm
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>>25272
I'm sure he was very much mistaken, but he's one of those chaps who hears some kind of new idiom and doesn't bother to understand its meaning and just imitates it poorly. Dime a dozen becoming diamond dozen and all that.

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>> No. 20473 Anonymous
8th March 2016
Tuesday 8:00 pm
/v/20473 Star Trek
If anyone's interested, Voyager and TNG are continually playing at http://vaughnlive.tv/downlorrd .

Also general Star Trek thread, what do you think of the new movies? What setting would you want a new series to be in?
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>> No. 20511 Anonymous
13th March 2016
Sunday 8:31 pm
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This thread promised me continual TNG and Voyager. The channel is currently off-air. I would like to put forward the suggestion that the OP is a bollock.
>> No. 20555 Anonymous
19th March 2016
Saturday 9:25 pm
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>>20497
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page has transferred too.

>>20511
Apologies, try http://vaughnlive.tv/noahbody instead.
>> No. 21509 Anonymous
18th April 2017
Tuesday 4:36 pm
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>>20473
>> No. 21510 Anonymous
19th April 2017
Wednesday 6:42 pm
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>>21509

Well, since you've mysteriously bumped the thread, I'd like to follow up one year later to say: the stream was indeed back up. The OP is not a bollock.
>> No. 21511 Anonymous
19th April 2017
Wednesday 8:23 pm
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The 420Chan stream is still up and running if anyone is looking for a Trek fix. Personally I never watch the live stream but instead click on the episodes from the playlist to watch.
http://taima.tv/r/1701

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>> No. 24313 Anonymous
17th November 2016
Thursday 7:50 pm
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1000 posts in the old one, time for a new one.

/101/ing cockends who park across your drive when there is clearly a car parked in there.
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>> No. 25267 Anonymous
16th April 2017
Sunday 11:50 am
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I got woken up today by some cunt vacuuming their car, on Easter Sunday.
>> No. 25268 Anonymous
16th April 2017
Sunday 2:43 pm
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>>25267
I'm about to wash my car too - perfectly decent Easter Sunday activity lad.
>> No. 25269 Anonymous
16th April 2017
Sunday 7:23 pm
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>> No. 25270 Anonymous
18th April 2017
Tuesday 3:26 pm
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I'm listening to an LA based podcast, that I love, and they just started talking about something that happened in the UK. In the first sentence they mispronounced three names.

It's gonna' be a long episode.
>> No. 25273 Anonymous
19th April 2017
Wednesday 8:17 pm
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I'm definitely on the verge of a chest infection.

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>> No. 25875 Anonymous
18th April 2017
Tuesday 3:14 am
/g/25875 Predictions

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAypvLN-6uk?start=1099
This BBC documentary from 1994 predicted that everybody would be on the Internet in the future.

What predictions have you lads made whether they turned out true or false.

What predictions do you have for the future, ten years time, a hundred years time, may be even longer?

What predictions from films have come true and which predictions turned out to be utter bullocks?

Also did any of you lads experience the Internet or BBSs in the 80's or 90's?
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>> No. 25877 Anonymous
18th April 2017
Tuesday 5:51 pm
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I predicted about six weeks before the EU referendum that May would be the next leader of the Tories after seeing a very cagey and vague interview she did with the Beeb. I posted about it in the relevant thread on here somewhere, but have yet to receive my one million Swiss francs reward.

Also Deus Ex famously lacks the twin towers from the New York skyline.
>> No. 25878 Anonymous
18th April 2017
Tuesday 6:50 pm
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Not a prediction but when I was about 7 (which would be 1987) I had a dream I had a handheld "bus radar" which had a street map and showed where all the buses were moving about on it. It still kind of blows my mind that now there are apps for exactly that.
>> No. 25879 Anonymous
18th April 2017
Tuesday 8:41 pm
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I predict that within at least ten years, we'll be wearing in ear translators and the teaching of foreign languages will be entirely obsolete or just a hobby
>> No. 25880 Anonymous
18th April 2017
Tuesday 8:45 pm
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If anyone is interested you can view Usenet posts from 30 years ago as they would have appeared back then at http://olduse.net/ .
>> No. 25881 Anonymous
19th April 2017
Wednesday 12:39 am
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>>25879

Actually, this is one of the few industries likely to survive 20+ years.

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>> ID: d80efc No. 14162 Anonymous
18th April 2017
Tuesday 12:14 am

ID: d80efc
/shed/14162 What's going on?

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>> ID: ec74d0 No. 14163 Anonymous
18th April 2017
Tuesday 1:52 am

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Something is wrong with your computer.
>> ID: 97cefa No. 14164 Anonymous
18th April 2017
Tuesday 1:54 pm

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Hi lads. technophobe here. Can any1 recommend some good free malware. I think my Windows 8.1 surface3 is infected. These popups are getting annoying to say the least. People should be publicly hanged for producing these.
>> ID: c2c1ab No. 14165 Anonymous
18th April 2017
Tuesday 1:57 pm

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>>14164
Delete System32.
>> ID: e30cfb No. 14166 Anonymous
18th April 2017
Tuesday 9:09 pm

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Have you tried going to /o/ and going to luddite mode?

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>> No. 12524 Anonymous
17th April 2017
Monday 1:48 pm
/news/12524 Tukey Votes to Establish Presidial System
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-39618614

>What's in the new constitution?

> The president will have a five-year tenure, for a maximum of two terms
> The president will be able to directly appoint top public officials, including ministers and one or several vice-presidents
> The job of prime minister will be scrapped
> The president will have power to intervene in the judiciary, which Mr Erdogan has accused of being influenced by Fethullah Gulen, the Pennsylvania-based preacher he blames for the failed coup in July
> The president will decide whether or not impose a state of emergency
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>> No. 12537 Anonymous
18th April 2017
Tuesday 2:38 pm
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>>12536
It is surely beyond doubt that they are. There are four Commissions, and the fact that they are supposedly independent doesn't matter. Like many other "independent" bodies, their terms of reference are set by the government, and just like the NHS Pay Review Body, the government have supplied terms favourable to themselves.
>> No. 12538 Anonymous
18th April 2017
Tuesday 2:46 pm
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>>12532
But would you rather be beyond Breitbart?
>> No. 12539 Anonymous
18th April 2017
Tuesday 2:47 pm
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>>12537

That, and I am not sure that these commissions will ever be truly "independent". It starts with the question of who gets to pick the members of such a commission. And people who will then end up serving as part of a political commission like that, if they are seasoned political experts, will themselves have had some sort of personal political history, and they will have, or have had some manner of ties to a political party. And thus, they will never be able to make truly independent decisions. It's all smoke and mirrors.
>> No. 12540 Anonymous
18th April 2017
Tuesday 3:12 pm
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>>12539
This isn't the US. Violations of electoral law and funding rules are rarely punished there because the FEC has three reds and three blues and they end up deadlocked every time.

We're great respecters of the rule of law in this country. Even party loyalists can be persuaded to do the right thing. The best way of locking that down over here is to lay down terms of reference that prevent it. It didn't matter how much the PRB members love the NHS, their terms of reference effectively amount to "justify 1%". It doesn't matter if the members of the Boundary Commissions can see that basing their constituencies on the rolls rather than the census is unfair, their terms of reference are to use the rolls and they'll do as they're told or risk exceeding their remit (and never working in such a position again).
>> No. 12541 Anonymous
18th April 2017
Tuesday 6:21 pm
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>>12538

I'd rather pretend neither existed frankly. I've no time for echo chambers whether left or right, they're hugboxes for people too emotionally fragile to read a paragraph of anything they disagree with.

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>> No. 407828 Anonymous
7th January 2017
Saturday 1:36 pm
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Weekend thread? Weekend thread.

How's it going, lads?
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>> No. 409662 Anonymous
16th April 2017
Sunday 7:46 pm
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>>409661
I'm moaning this post for being unfunny but thank you at least for reminding me of the most I've ever laughed in my life, which was watching Team America in the cinema with the ladm8s when I was 16 or so. For a child of the 9/11 generation it was perfection. Fuck yeah!
>> No. 409685 Anonymous
17th April 2017
Monday 11:07 pm
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>>409662
Time to dig out the DVD for a rewatch.
>> No. 409686 Anonymous
17th April 2017
Monday 11:21 pm
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>>409651

Only the Daily Mirror would afford an announcement of eight pages of Easter puzzles nearly as much space on page one as the news that there might very realistically be a nuclear war.

Hey, you need to have something to keep your mind off the end of the world while you're inside your nuclear bunker. Might as well be Easter puzzles.
>> No. 409715 Anonymous
18th April 2017
Tuesday 2:10 pm
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>>409686

It won't involve us so it isn't a real problem.
>> No. 409726 Anonymous
18th April 2017
Tuesday 4:20 pm
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>>409715

Ignorance is bliss.

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>> No. 81994 Anonymous
5th April 2017
Wednesday 9:33 am
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Did Livingstone say anything wrong?
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>> No. 82026 Anonymous
7th April 2017
Friday 10:57 pm
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>>82025
Because, if he doesn't think being labelled as a Jewish commentator "sounds great", then only writing about Jewish issues won't help.

Sage for explaining simple logic to a simpleton
>> No. 82090 Anonymous
17th April 2017
Monday 1:21 am
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>>81994

leftoid twatmonkeys eating themselves alive

that is about it
>> No. 82100 Anonymous
17th April 2017
Monday 10:40 am
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>>82090
You have to let go of the hate.
>> No. 82109 Anonymous
18th April 2017
Tuesday 2:34 pm
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>>81994
The truth is rassssssssssisssssssssssssssssssss now. It doesn't matter if he states simple facts. All must submit to the demands of the Party and their narrative of ever shifting reality and history, written to suit their current plans. Reality is ignored. Study of reality instead of the model they construct to replace it is forbidden. Facts must be buried. Dangerous commies are good at burying stuff, often millions of the dead they murdered, but also facts.
>> No. 82110 Anonymous
18th April 2017
Tuesday 2:41 pm
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>>82109
>It doesn't matter if he states simple facts
Which incident are you referring to? Clearly not the Hitler thing since those were only facts in the alternative sense.

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>> No. 57795 Anonymous
12th March 2017
Sunday 1:09 am
/iq/57795 now then now then
remember you're a womble
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>> No. 57816 R4GE
19th March 2017
Sunday 4:12 pm
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>> No. 57819 Ambulancelad
20th March 2017
Monday 6:51 am
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Now then now then now then


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUAEXbG8M-k
>> No. 57825 Crabkiller
26th March 2017
Sunday 12:25 am
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>>57819

Once this song is stuck in your head, does it ever leave?
>> No. 57827 Ambulancelad
26th March 2017
Sunday 11:56 pm
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>>57795
NO NO NO NOT THE WOMBLES TELL ME HE DID NOT VIOLATE THE WIMBLEDON WANDERERS

HEART = BROKEN

DOES THIS HERALD A FUTURE OF WOMBLE-BASED PAEDO ATROCITY?

WHAT AN AWFUL BUSINESS. WHAT DID HE DO TO MADAM CHARLOTTE?

OH JIMMY
>> No. 57861 YubYub
17th April 2017
Monday 9:24 pm
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCbKT5C015U

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>> No. 11257 Anonymous
17th April 2017
Monday 12:55 am
/job/11257 Detective
How can I become a Private I? I want to become a private investigator. I want to rent out an office in a bad part of town, and try to solve a major case, pick up a very bad drinking and smoking habit, and then get murdered right after I solve the case.

I suppose the rest of the things I want to happen will be difficult to arrange, but first things first, how do I become a PI?
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>> No. 11258 Anonymous
17th April 2017
Monday 2:51 am
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>>11257
OH LAD.
>> No. 11259 Anonymous
17th April 2017
Monday 1:58 pm
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>>11257
99% of your job will be proving that someone's wife/husband is cheating when the client already knows deep down. The other 1% will likely be even less interesting.
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17th April 2017
Monday 9:06 pm
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>>11259
Maybe I will get a client who needs me to help her in faking her own death. Then maybe her husband kills me when he finds me pissing in her arse.

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>> No. 57852 Auntiefucker
16th April 2017
Sunday 9:01 pm
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I saw the best m8s of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked,
dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix,
angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night
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>> No. 57855 Paedofag
16th April 2017
Sunday 9:31 pm
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>>57852
AMEN.


I spent a while trying to figure out what's going on in this picture, I think I finally have it:

The Young Peoples Activity Inclusion Centres Consulting Manager has just told Andy that no microwaves or ovens are allowed in the building so he'll have to eat that pizza raw.
Those kids have been sat there for 2 hours watching Andy struggling to get the last drop of puree out of several tubes, which the cameraman luckily found in the glovebox of his van just before they were about to cancel the photo op.
>> No. 57856 Moralfag
16th April 2017
Sunday 10:19 pm
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That table doesn't seem very suitable for food preparation. How was Burnham planning on running the labour party if he can't even make pizza?

I hope that little gobshite glaring at the teacher got food poisoning. All the other kids look like they have been played a bad hand in life but he just looks a cunt.

>>57855
>THE LAST DROP OF PUREE OUT OF SEVERAL TUBES, WHICH THE CAMERAMAN LUCKILY FOUND IN THE GLOVEBOX OF HIS VAN

Why did the Cameraman have SEVERAL TUBES OF PUREE in his GLOVEBOX?
>> No. 57857 Crabkiller
16th April 2017
Sunday 11:18 pm
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>Why did the Cameraman have SEVERAL TUBES OF PUREE in his GLOVEBOX?
Where else are you going to keep them? Under the bonnet? Inside the seat back pocket? In the door cavities?
>> No. 57859 Crabkiller
17th April 2017
Monday 7:58 am
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>WHY DID THE CAMERAMAN HAVE SEVERAL TUBES OF PUREE IN HIS GLOVEBOX?
REMEMBER THAT THIS IS THE TYPE OF CAMERAMAN WHO' sSPENDING HIS ENTIRE LIFE FOLLOWING AROUND OPPOSITION MPS and BACK-BENCHERS AND FILMING THE TYPE OF ASININE SHITE THEY DO TO GET AN INCH IN THE SUNDAY PAPERS. IF I HAD HIS JOB THERE'D BE FAR WORSE THAN THAT IN MY GLOVEBOX.
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17th April 2017
Monday 7:03 pm
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>>57852
That picture has absolutely everything.

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>> No. 409675 Anonymous
17th April 2017
Monday 12:38 pm
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I've noticed that on .gs we occasionally get a teenager wander in at well past midnight to yell about Marxist bogeymen for some reason. It doesn't seem confined to us either but lately everywhere seems to get them.

The natives will occasionally respond, perhaps to point out some factual inaccuracy (as is the internet's way) but the only reply they receive is some semi-coherent and infuriating reply like "aww didums". What's all that about and how do we put a stop it?
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>> No. 409679 Anonymous
17th April 2017
Monday 3:09 pm
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We definitely need more bans for people who disagree with the party line. Curse those teenlads for disrupting this cosy leftist hugbox.
>> No. 409680 Anonymous
17th April 2017
Monday 4:13 pm
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>>409679

The shit grammar and the stupid fucking meme-speak is more piss-boiling than the brain dead politics, you dopey 4channer.
>> No. 409681 Anonymous
17th April 2017
Monday 4:53 pm
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It is getting a bit boring, tbh.
>> No. 409682 Anonymous
17th April 2017
Monday 5:07 pm
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The .gs socialists are mostly old cunts, OP. Today's teenager is not exposed to good old-fashioned politics.

Your youth is showing, OP. Only twenty-one year olds whinge about teenlads.
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17th April 2017
Monday 5:30 pm
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It'd be fine if it wasn't for what >>409680 brought up. We've had people voice different opinions before but when it's poorly put together with spelling errors, meme-speak, terrible punctuation and filter dodging then it becomes hard to ignore that kind of stupidity.

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>> No. 64250 Anonymous
15th July 2015
Wednesday 6:46 pm
/pol/64250 US elections 2016
This man is going to be the next President of the US and it's going to be fucking awesome.
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>> No. 82055 Anonymous
10th April 2017
Monday 9:17 am
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Tangentially (or not) related.
>> No. 82056 Anonymous
10th April 2017
Monday 12:00 pm
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Whatever keeps the Syrian civil war going I support.
>> No. 82058 Anonymous
10th April 2017
Monday 1:33 pm
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>>82056

Shouldn't you be confined to /zoo/, Ares?
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10th April 2017
Monday 6:06 pm
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>>82054

So are we saying we want to bring interventionism back?

You'll have to add it to the list, I'm afraid, we have to go through Lennon shades and ponchos first.
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17th April 2017
Monday 1:30 am
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>>64250

so let me get this straight

Saudi sponsored islamofascists, in possession of chemical weapons, accuse assad of a chemical weapon attack on civilians. It is in their interest to topple assad using any means possible

Assad, who has nothing to gain and everything to lose from using chemical weapons apparently did so... because the trustworthy ISIS guys who have nothing to gain from shit-smearing him said so?

Remember the good old days of WMD's? At least their lies were better put together, this shit is insulting

but still we have some dead babies to cry about or something

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>> No. 80999 Anonymous
11th December 2016
Sunday 9:10 pm
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Is the alt-right really racist?

I have been along these political lines for 10+ years and I am British born Male (one side Black Jamaican the other side Black Zimbabweans who fled after losing Rhodesian Bush War).

Why does Wikipedia think I'm a self loathing race traitor representing white nationalism? Not one of the popular alt right speakers have ever supported nationalism, socialism, any form of government control.

I strongly feel the established political parties, divisive media organisations and tin hat time, the anti Christian secret societies are on some kind of crusade against people that want smaller government, manageable immigration and less corporate involvement in politics and are being scapegoated as some kind of Nazi party (which is exactly what we are against, big government socialism).

To illustrate what I'm talking about, Wikipedia says; The alt-right has no formal ideology, although various sources have stated that white nationalism is fundamental. It has also been associated with white supremacism. Islamophobia, antifeminism, homophobia, antisemitism, ethno-nationalism, right-wing populism, nativism, traditionalism, and the neoreactionary movement.

Is that just wikipedia fuckery?
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>> No. 81321 Anonymous
26th December 2016
Monday 5:29 pm
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>>81313
Golly, you're boring. Why do you even bother? All your posts are essentially, "nuh-uh, you're mental".

Just why would you?
>> No. 81322 Anonymous
26th December 2016
Monday 11:16 pm
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>>81321
Maybe if you weren't so mental it wouldn't need to be said.
>> No. 81323 Anonymous
27th December 2016
Tuesday 11:20 am
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>>81322
I'm another lad (I haven't said anything yet that you've dismissed offhand as mental without reason) but I can see you're an irritating cunt.
>> No. 81324 Anonymous
27th December 2016
Tuesday 11:47 am
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>>81323
>I'm another lad
As am I. Something something anonymous imageboard.
>> No. 82089 Anonymous
17th April 2017
Monday 1:18 am
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>>80999

anything more right wing than john major is flagged as a Nazi by the comintards

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>> No. 81888 Anonymous
5th March 2017
Sunday 2:27 am
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Ireland said no to the foreigners
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>> No. 81889 Anonymous
5th March 2017
Sunday 2:37 am
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>>81888
Not all foreigners. Just them across the water.
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5th March 2017
Sunday 3:07 am
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Bastards broke ARE BEEB's ticker.
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5th March 2017
Sunday 4:05 am
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>>81888

ARE GERRY SAID DON'T COME TO URR CUNRY

ARE JEREMY SAYS LET EM IN
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18th March 2017
Saturday 5:13 pm
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>>81891
Facin Brits.
>> No. 82088 Anonymous
17th April 2017
Monday 1:16 am
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>>81888

The bogboyos are owned by marxoid social terrorists like the rest of us.

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>> No. 82000 Anonymous
5th April 2017
Wednesday 8:57 pm
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Sup
How does it feel now,
The Union will defend us to the last person and the best you can hope for is a Norway model, with the free movement but no representation at the Union HQ.
Expect us and learn how to love people, closet xenophobes (at least half of the country)
It's sad that I am leaving soon to CN, I love such a drama you've brought on yourself. Thank you so much (seriously)
I know it's embarrassing, but really, you are not that important anymore in the world.
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>> No. 82011 Anonymous
6th April 2017
Thursday 11:15 am
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>>82000
Who the fuck are you supposed to be?
>> No. 82014 Anonymous
6th April 2017
Thursday 6:00 pm
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>>82011
Just a foreign lad
>> No. 82062 Anonymous
13th April 2017
Thursday 9:53 am
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>>82014

good fuck off
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13th April 2017
Thursday 6:03 pm
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>>82000
>Sup
>I know it's embarrassing, but really, you are not that important anymore in the world.


Lad, you're embarrassing.
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17th April 2017
Monday 1:10 am
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>>82011

an obnoxious marxoid drone I suppose?

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>> No. 24440 Anonymous
12th March 2017
Sunday 4:41 pm
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I can't ever stop thinking.

I can't cut loose, ever. It doesn't matter how much I drink -- though the overthinking prevents me from drinking too much most of the time.

I can never enjoy a night out (even if I enjoy the music, which is rare) because I'm just constantly going over stuff in my head, usually thinking how much of a cunt I must look.

I just want to be able to just forget about how I'm getting home, or over conversations I've had months ago, or if I'm acting right for the situation, or if I've just said or done the wrong thing, or what I'm going to do tomorrow and extensively planning it, but I can't, ever. People always say to me "you always overthink everything, just be yourself and cut loose"; I can't though.

I don't dance because of a crushing anxiety that I'll look like a cunt.

I've reached out for help with anxiety and heard nothing from the NHS for months and had appointments with my job counsellor (who isn't very useful anyway) cancelled repeatedly.

What the fuck can I do? A lobotomy is looking good right now.
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>> No. 24782 Anonymous
13th April 2017
Thursday 3:37 pm
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I tend to be a lot like OP. I can feel very timid and inhibited when I am out with friends, to the point that I carefully ponder even the smallest joke or slightest witty remark in my head long before I find the courage to say it out loud. And then I very carefully observe what other people thought of my remark. And then I worry if they really mean it when they say "Oh, that's really funny". And so on. I also often don't find the courage to just have casual conversation with people, let alone strangers, and talking to girls on a night out has also historically always been a nightmare for me.

It's really easier said than done, but OP needs to learn to dial down his constant worrying and thinking about this, that, and the other. Perhaps a way to start is to take a more everyday situation with little or no consequences either way, and then when the worries come on, just think "ok, I am not going to think about all that now. I am going to block out those thoughts at this moment". And once you've managed to do that in insignificant everyday situations that can't harm you, maybe that will give you the confidence to try that approach when you are among people, or even when you want to go on a dance floor.

Cognitive behavioural therapy tends to be hugely overrated these days, but it is right about one thing, and that is that virtually every behaviour of a person starts in their head as a thought or a thought process, however involuntary. And if you manage to disrupt thought processes that lead to behaviours which frustrate you about yourself, then that is the first key to changing them.

If you watched "The Brain with David Eagleman" on BBC Four a while ago, one thing that struck me was the way that brains learn, including learned behaviours. What happens is that "software" (i.e. your thoughts) gradually becomes "hardware", meaning it turns into robust and fixed connections between brain cells. The more you think certain things, the more hardwired they become in your brain. Which goes some way explaining why persistent behaviours are often so hard to change. But it also gives you the key as to how you might start tackling your anxiety problems.
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14th April 2017
Friday 5:43 pm
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>> No. 24787 Anonymous
16th April 2017
Sunday 8:30 pm
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>>24440
Weed.
>> No. 24788 Anonymous
17th April 2017
Monday 12:15 am
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Tried it boss. Doesn't do an awful lot for me (the mild paranoia doesn't help) but thanks for the suggestion.
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17th April 2017
Monday 12:19 am
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>>24788
It didn't help me greatly too, but I feel it did slow down my thoughts. But they were still there. I have similar issues too, so I'm following some of the advice on this thread. I don't have an off switch.

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>> No. 25869 Anonymous
15th April 2017
Saturday 4:07 am
/g/25869 Portable hard drive
Best way to recover data from a portable hard drive that was infuriatingly unplugged mid transit by some fucking half wit?

Please tell me there's a way. PLEASE.
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>> No. 25870 Anonymous
15th April 2017
Saturday 4:30 am
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Details, lad. What happened, what were you doing, and what fucking half-witted shit did you pull? What model, what filesystem, and what OS was on the machine it was plugged into?
>> No. 25871 Anonymous
15th April 2017
Saturday 9:40 am
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Why isn't there some sort of protection against simple things like this?
>> No. 25872 Anonymous
15th April 2017
Saturday 12:39 pm
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I was video editing on an mac, some video put her bag on the USB on the USB cable.
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15th April 2017
Saturday 5:27 pm
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>>25871
I don't think it's possible to protect yourself against all the possible ways you can be an idiot, such as using a removable hard drive in circumstances where someone could put a bag on it.

>>25872
Sorry mate, you'll just have to buy a new Mac.
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15th April 2017
Saturday 7:52 pm
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