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>> No. 20473 Anonymous
8th March 2016
Tuesday 8:00 pm
/v/20473 Star Trek
If anyone's interested, Voyager and TNG are continually playing at .

Also general Star Trek thread, what do you think of the new movies? What setting would you want a new series to be in?
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>> No. 21554 Anonymous
22nd May 2017
Monday 5:14 pm
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Satire transcends finding a political solution and just helps us laugh at the absurdities of life. When South Park does get political however it's libertarian in outlook which doesn't need to justify itself so much as point out the solutions are all awful and poke fun at the kinds of people who want to impose their vision on others.
>> No. 21555 Anonymous
22nd May 2017
Monday 5:32 pm
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Yeah, I know. I just find it rather vapid and pointless, and the satire's only going to make me laugh if it's actually funny.
>> No. 21656 Anonymous
23rd July 2017
Sunday 8:47 pm
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A new trailer has been released for Discovery:

At least they have distanced themselves from the godawful ship design.
>> No. 21657 Anonymous
23rd July 2017
Sunday 9:41 pm
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It's less dismal than the previous trailer, but I can't say that I'm particularly excited.

Also, have they rebooted the Klingons again? They must evolve faster than MRSA.
>> No. 21805 Anonymous
11th September 2017
Monday 7:55 pm
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Orville didn't actually have that bad a first episode. I don't know how long this parody series can last but I think it captured some of the old magic of Star Trek and was played much straighter than the trailers showed.

At the very least they used science to defeat their enemy rather than punches. Maybe STD won't be so bad either.


>> No. 5761 Anonymous
8th October 2014
Wednesday 9:35 pm
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Evening, Mumsnet lads.

I'm running low on ideas of what to read to my son [7]. We're working our way through the Mr Gum books and if I can't think of something when we're finished my other half will probably subject him to Enid Blyton. We've read The Hobbit and all of Ronald Dahl's books for children but I don't know where to go next, possibly Harry Potter (although I've never read them so I don't know what they're like) or maybe something by Terry Deary as he's obsessed with ancient Egypt. Goosebumps?

I'd be grateful for any tips. Any books you were particularly fond of from your childhood?
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>> No. 6642 Anonymous
10th September 2017
Sunday 3:45 pm
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>>5761 can fully recommend
"His dark materials" by Phillip Pullman.

"His Dark Materials is an epic trilogy of fantasy novels by Philip Pullman consisting of Northern Lights, The Subtle Knife, and The Amber Spyglass"

So so good. Nothing like the film.
>> No. 6648 Anonymous
10th September 2017
Sunday 10:12 pm
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>> No. 6650 Anonymous
10th September 2017
Sunday 10:24 pm
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Since this is up top again, I'm going to repeat my support for the Bartimaeus trilogy (>>5762) because they were so much fun when I was young, its about a young twatty kid in a pseudo-alternative reality where the British empire is still on the go, and a certain class of people (aristocracy types) can summon different levels of imps, genies, etc. It's about this kid who gives it a shot at a young age and his adventures with this sassy Djinn called Bartimaeus and how they end up getting involved in higher level politics (that makes it sound dull but it's really not).

Please give it a shot, I might buy the first again since I've lost it. It's not that well known a series but it was my favourite series at the time. I think I read it when I was about 12.

Also, Artemis Fowl. Rich supervillain child gets involved with a (literally) underground civilisation of super technologically advanced 'fairies' who have kept themselves secret from humanity for millenia. He runs into a fairy who is a newbie officer for the L.E.P. Recon unit.

Great stuff.
>> No. 6652 Anonymous
11th September 2017
Monday 12:38 am
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Didn't realise this is the third time I've wanked over this series, sorry. Whinge.
>> No. 6656 Anonymous
11th September 2017
Monday 7:19 pm
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To be fair to hollywood, the religious messages in the book were so offensive to most of America (and enough of the rest of the world) that the only options they had were to massively deviate from the book, or not make it at all.
The correct decision would have been to not make the film at all.


>> No. 25359 Anonymous
26th August 2017
Saturday 5:38 pm
/emo/25359 love
here's the quick rundown:

>girl i like
>like a whole lot
>childhood friend
>known her since forever
>asked her out
>she said no

that was about 2 months ago.
i told my friend about it and he said i need to confess my feelings to her properly, anime style.
she's going to uni next year, meanwhile, i'm a permavirgin NEET of 2 years with no job, no A levels (college dropout), and no car.
i've been trying to escape the NEET life and better myself. job hunting, going to the gym, and i want to get into college this year too.
i feel like if i rushed into a confession now i would sperg it up and end up committing the 'cide.
should i just go for it or should i try to get more comfortable around women first? how can i do that?
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>> No. 25584 Anonymous
9th September 2017
Saturday 8:48 pm
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I'll send her your constructive feedback, I didn't realise she was a lesbian but apparently she likes cunts.
>> No. 25585 Anonymous
9th September 2017
Saturday 9:04 pm
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Well, if you're going to chat with her, could you tell her to get the Marmite ready? I'll be coming around shortly.
>> No. 25593 Anonymous
10th September 2017
Sunday 1:21 am
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>I will add that anime is a gateway to carpet-baggerry. 

Not all of it. But there is some anime that is. Especially certain facets of hentai anime.

("Hentai" interestingly actually means "pervert")
>> No. 25595 Anonymous
10th September 2017
Sunday 1:53 am
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Not all, sure, but a good majority. It isn't just "hentai" either. There are a good amount of popular shows starting every season which include very suggestive stuff like eight year olds being "lewd," to put it lightly. Cute is a synonym for "I want to stick my dick in that" in the neckbeard world.
>> No. 25601 Anonymous
11th September 2017
Monday 12:48 pm
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> Cute is a synonym for "I want to stick my dick in that" in the neckbeard world.

Now you're being unfair to neckbeards.


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>> No. 25338 Anonymous
2nd June 2017
Friday 10:09 pm
/101/25338 Terrible product/marketing photos
Nothing can so easily send me into apoplectic rage and simultaneous fits of laughter as non-nonsensical photographs in advertising and marketing. I couldn't decide where this thread belongs best as it's both irritating and entertaining at the same time.

Lidl has some brilliant examples, for instance this picture of a woman who is clearly off her tits on some research chems and is seeing hallucinations of vegetables flying around her head.
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>> No. 25731 Anonymous
7th September 2017
Thursday 2:52 pm
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I fucking loathe takeaway menus that get posted through my door with shitty cropped pictures of food splashed around the page with varying degrees of actual food size, gigantic pieces of chicken next to tiny drink cans etc.
It's petty but annoys me nevertheless, if it wasn't for Justeat I'd end up deciding on places strictly on the quality of these menus.
>> No. 25733 Anonymous
7th September 2017
Thursday 3:36 pm
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They can be a fun read, sometimes.
>> No. 25740 Anonymous
8th September 2017
Friday 12:52 pm
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They've finally sussed that the real money is going to be made from "telemetry"- read, selling your personal information.

Expect Windows 11 to be freeware from word go.
>> No. 25743 Anonymous
8th September 2017
Friday 3:02 pm
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They've cottoned on to the 90/9/1 distribution. Individual software sales net them a small amount next to selling Windows in the enterprise, and that in turn is dwarfed by their other products in the enterprise. That's why we've seen things like free Visual Studio and SQL Server on Linux.
>> No. 25749 Anonymous
10th September 2017
Sunday 9:22 am
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Perhaps the just like making fun of John McCain


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>> No. 9544 Anonymous
26th June 2013
Wednesday 10:29 pm
/nom/9544 Recipes only, no comments. Stickied

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>> No. 12303 Anonymous
3rd May 2017
Wednesday 2:52 am
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>Fish them out somehow
Bit late to this, but you want one of these (attached). They're called a wire skimmer.

>This, I have finally realised, is how you eat instant noodles.
Sounds good. I've never gone that far but I do occasionally do egg drop noodles (toss in an egg to cook in the water when you're boiling the noodles, takes a bit of learning but it won't take more than a go or two to figure it out). Works best with a duck egg, their yolk is really rich and complements the otherwise rather artificial "umami" (MSG) of flat-pack instant noodles.
>> No. 12304 Anonymous
28th June 2017
Wednesday 2:08 pm
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I got a slotted spoon, it does just as well.

Turns out you can buy 2.3kg tubs of hot lime pickle.
>> No. 12327 Anonymous
9th September 2017
Saturday 6:21 pm
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I noticed some sausage meat in a bag in Sainsburies so I made some Scotch Eggs. Well. Auld Alliance eggs (I added mashed French garlic to the meat). Plus finely diced bacon and a couple of jalapeños from the garden.
They don't taste a lot like store-bought Scotch Egg;, a different sort of flavour entirely but damn they're good.
>> No. 12328 Anonymous
9th September 2017
Saturday 10:07 pm
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They look tremendous.


>> No. 58663 Auntiefucker
7th September 2017
Thursday 7:15 pm
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Revengelad strikes again


>> No. 25474 Anonymous
13th July 2017
Thursday 4:22 pm
/101/25474 Sod That!
I only signed for this because there was deadline coming at me like a freight train and I panicked, now I get this crap. God damn, what a load.
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>> No. 25493 Anonymous
14th July 2017
Friday 11:32 pm
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How no to virus, man? How no to virus?
>> No. 25494 Anonymous
14th July 2017
Friday 11:56 pm
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Windows XP. It's so old nobody makes viruses for it anymore.
>> No. 25495 Anonymous
16th July 2017
Sunday 2:39 pm
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The NHS disagrees.

Next time, don't leave it so late and just pirate the damn thing. I only buy applications from companies that aren't twats.
>> No. 25496 Anonymous
16th July 2017
Sunday 3:23 pm
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>> No. 25732 Anonymous
7th September 2017
Thursday 2:54 pm
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Just glad our ISP's aren't this shit.


>> No. 412641 Anonymous
6th September 2017
Wednesday 7:34 pm
/b/412641 Hurricane Irma
So, this is a long way from home, but nevertheless it's quite terrifying, currently it's joint 2nd (out of 4) for the fastest ever recorded windspeed in a hurricane at 185mph. There has been some speculation that given its current progress it could break the current record and reach 195mph.
It looks set to make landfall on the US as a category 5 hurricane. Two major hurricanes hitting the US in the same year is rare, especially so close to each other (and another storm on track to be declared a hurricane any time now.)

Yet in the middle of all this, there are people standing on their balconies, in the middle of 100mph winds and livestreaming this on their mobile phones. In a way it's incredibly surreal.
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>> No. 412648 Anonymous
6th September 2017
Wednesday 9:35 pm
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That's great, thanks.

I wouldn't usually link to a tweet, but this footage is similarly amazing.
>> No. 412649 Anonymous
6th September 2017
Wednesday 9:52 pm
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>Sir Richard Branson is riding out Hurricane Irma in the wine cellar on his private island

You couldn't make it up.

It's not his fault that he's stuck on his private island for the duration of the storm. But he could have been a bit more careful about his choice of words. Some trailer trash folk over there who are bound to lose everything in the hurricane might take it the wrong way.

He could have just said "We'll board up the windows and hide out in the basement". Technically about the same thing, but without that air of a British upper class toff.
>> No. 412650 Anonymous
6th September 2017
Wednesday 9:55 pm
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To be honest though, if I owned Necker Island, I would probably fly out there and hide in the wine cellar to experience a real hurricane. Properly sheltered, it would be quite a laugh.
>> No. 412651 Anonymous
6th September 2017
Wednesday 10:00 pm
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> it would be quite a laugh

Everybody hates a tourist.
Especially one who thinks it's all such a laugh.
>> No. 412652 Anonymous
7th September 2017
Thursday 1:21 pm
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Is this song in bad taste at the moment?

I think the BBC has guidelines about songs that must not be played on its radio stations if current events make it seem like a bad idea.


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>> ID: 9d9283 No. 14329 Anonymous
23rd August 2017
Wednesday 8:43 pm

ID: 9d9283
/shed/14329 Hosting issues
AWS are having issues this evening - the site is fine per se, but you might well see connectivity issues over the next hour.

Try not to be alarmed lads.
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>> ID: 326ba2 No. 14339 Anonymous
4th September 2017
Monday 9:29 pm

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Before we found all the natural gas in the north sea, we used to make gas by heating up coal. The gas board would bake coal in giant ovens, producing coal gas and coke. Coal gas was good stuff, but it was also very high in carbon monoxide. If you stuck your head in the oven and turned the gas on without lighting it, you'd be fatally poisoned within minutes.
>> ID: c57107 No. 14340 Anonymous
5th September 2017
Tuesday 10:34 pm

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I wonder how many people have baked themselves to death in a misunderstanding.
>> ID: cb9d0d No. 14341 Anonymous
6th September 2017
Wednesday 7:31 am

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A lot fewer than those who tried and failed, no doubt.
>> ID: 57c52f No. 14342 Anonymous
6th September 2017
Wednesday 10:34 pm

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Time to shine. My neck of the woods this in many ways. the gas was called Town Gas very stable old engineers tell me. and heres a website of a place near me that still has all the stuff to make it.

I've been a few times good stuff. There's also a gas museum in Leister. but that's all to do with natural gas and the million uses they had for it when ti was first discovered.
>> ID: 4260c9 No. 14343 Anonymous
6th September 2017
Wednesday 10:43 pm

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I love places like that and have a real passion for proper, old, gas holders. The ones in Kings Cross used to be a particular favourite of mine.


>> No. 4473 Anonymous
6th September 2017
Wednesday 3:28 pm
/boo/4473 Partial decoding of Voynich manuscript

Quite interesting systematic approach.
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>> No. 4474 Anonymous
6th September 2017
Wednesday 6:18 pm
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But can he decode how to use a fucking mic properly?


>> No. 80531 Anonymous
27th November 2016
Sunday 11:01 am
/pol/80531 Corbyn Mk III: Electric Boogaloo
I think it's time for a new Corbyn thread.

The previous thread (>>73072) is reaching critical mass. In combination with the original thread (>>64990) we've had over 4,700 posts on Dear Leader since August last year. That's a lot of shitposting. Keep up the good work, lads.
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>> No. 83448 Anonymous
5th September 2017
Tuesday 2:06 pm
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>There's certainly a type of vegan who just can't wait to tell you they're a vegan
I've met a lot of vegans, and I'm struggling to recall if a single one of them was actually like this. This is a stereotype.

And I bet how it developed is how you mention your wife is treated. When someone reveals offhand they have a different diet ("no thank you, I'm vegan") they will be subjected to all sorts of intrusive questions about their lifestyle and beliefs, and if said person takes the opportunity to wax lyrical about said beliefs, it becomes misremembered as though they were the ones who brought it up and wanted to let everyone know.
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5th September 2017
Tuesday 2:54 pm
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You may have a point, but I've definitely met quite a few obnoxious vegans. Maybe I just move in the wrong circles, but I've had more than one conversation with Morrisey-level vegans.

Quite likely I've met hundreds of vegans who were quite nice, and many more who I never even learned were vegan.
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5th September 2017
Tuesday 7:28 pm
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>When someone reveals offhand they have a different diet ("no thank you, I'm vegan") they will be subjected to all sorts of intrusive questions about their lifestyle and beliefs, and if said person takes the opportunity to wax lyrical about said beliefs, it becomes misremembered as though they were the ones who brought it up and wanted to let everyone know.

A thousand times this.
>> No. 83452 Anonymous
5th September 2017
Tuesday 7:41 pm
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I too would agree with this. People reacted to a woman I know saying she was thinking about becoming vegas as if she was talking about cutting off a tit.


Epic, simply epic.
>> No. 83453 Anonymous
5th September 2017
Tuesday 7:43 pm
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I'll leave it up because I like the absurdity of it.


>> No. 58655 Samefag
4th September 2017
Monday 5:06 pm
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Honeywell has since revealed the scandal cost her her friendship with Justin Fletcher, one of CBeebies' highest-paid stars best known for playing Mr. Tumble.

She wrote: 'I regret losing my wonderful friendship with Justin. The day my picture went in the paper with the headline, 'Cboobies' I never heard from my lovely friend again.'

Fletcher, 46, has long been the channel's hottest property and is said to earn six figure sums from the lucrative live shows that he puts on.

I always suspected that Mr tumble was a bit of a cunt.
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>> No. 58658 Anonymous
4th September 2017
Monday 5:55 pm
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Never spoken to her since.
>> No. 58659 Auntiefucker
4th September 2017
Monday 7:08 pm
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I'm a huge fan of Mr Tumble but an even bigger fan of her. Tricky.

I've long suspected that there is another side to him though - the dirty bastard.
>> No. 58660 Anonymous
4th September 2017
Monday 7:22 pm
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Art attacks gone down the gutter.
>> No. 58661 Ambulancelad
4th September 2017
Monday 7:33 pm
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PETA need to stop using naked women for their protests.
>> No. 58662 Crabkiller
4th September 2017
Monday 8:16 pm
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>two-year-old son Phoenix

It seems a bit cruel to name your son around the fact that your first try ended in a miscarriage. Might as well call him 'Number 2'.

You wouldn't want people taking them seriously would you?


>> No. 2321 Anonymous
3rd September 2017
Sunday 12:35 pm
/uhu/2321 Shower circuit replacement.
So, I'm currently thinking about moving house and going up north. I've had the estate agents around and the long and short of it is that if I can put my washing machine in the bathroom then that would be good.
I currently have a disconnected power for the shower in there, it's 6mm flat twin and earth, I thought about just putting a socket in there but from what I can find building regs say no unless its directly wired into a switch fused spur and has a 30mA RCD fitted. I've had a look at my consumer unit and found that the shower only has a 40A MCB on it. I'm thinking that I could smash a hole on the other side of the wall and mount a small shower consumer unit to with the appropriate RCD's to it and feed a smaller cable through to a switch fused spur, I know I'm doubling up on it where I probably don't need to but I can't see 6mm cables going into a Screwfix RCD fused spur, maybe they will, I dunno, maybe mount the shower consumer unit in the bathroom.. Any help would be appreciated.
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>> No. 2322 Anonymous
3rd September 2017
Sunday 3:05 pm
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Get an electrician in. If you breach Part P of the building regs, you'll invalidate your home insurance. The regulations on installations in a bathroom are extremely complicated. It's just not worth the risk IMO.
>> No. 2323 Anonymous
3rd September 2017
Sunday 3:07 pm
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Honestly lad, the first thing I'll say is that when it comes to anything involving bathroom circuitry or wiring to consumer units, if you need to ask for help then you shouldn't be doing it in the first place.

Secondly, I'm not a qualified electrician so take my advice with a pinch of salt whatever you do.

If you're committed to doing this, the first rule you need to know is that any electrical socket in the bathroom has to be at least 3m away from any bath, shower or sink.
Also bear in mind... If you sell the house, at some point there will be surveyors along to inspect it before the mortgage goes through, and if your work isn't 100% perfect it could bite you in the arse.

Get an electrician to take a look, at the very least just get a quote before you start anything yourself.


>> No. 1795 Anonymous
27th May 2011
Friday 6:32 pm
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ITT: Workplace annoyances.

I'll get the ball rolling - having to bring in pastries on your birthday. I know it's cheaper if people bring their own in on their birthday instead of chipping in every time someone in the office has a birthday, but it's still fucking annoying having to fork out on your birthday.
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>> No. 11600 Anonymous
2nd September 2017
Saturday 10:21 pm
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To give my son all of the monetary advantages I never grew up with. Also I can actually enjoy my retirement without having to worry about working and doing nothing but paying off my evergrowing debts.
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2nd September 2017
Saturday 10:22 pm
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Pricey to have children.
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2nd September 2017
Saturday 10:22 pm
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I have a very good private pension which is going to be subsidised by the cash in my savings.
>> No. 11603 Anonymous
2nd September 2017
Saturday 10:26 pm
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Define very good.
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2nd September 2017
Saturday 10:45 pm
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The company I work for put in another 20% on top of whatever I pay in with 18% cumulative Interest per annum.


>> No. 25406 Anonymous
31st August 2017
Thursday 1:11 pm
/emo/25406 shit tests women play on you
So I've just come out of a ten-month relationship with a lass who was becoming ever more unbearable. She had pretty serious self esteem issues, and always both needed endless support with even the simplest decisions and continuously tried to test the quality of our relationship. Yes, you may rightly say that women do that, but with her, it was just a constant fucking struggle. Pointless hypothetical questions were standard, such as, "Would you still love me if I was as ugly as that girl over there?" (pro tip: don't say "yes", say "But you'll never be that ugly", in the hope that calling a random girl undesirable based on her looks wasn't the wrong answer at that moment), or "Do you want this pendant back if we break up?" I carelessly got her a pendant for our 6 month anniversary. Right answer probably would have been "Oh, but don't you now, my sweet darling, we'll never break up for all eternity!". But I just shrugged and said "I don't care", with an ironic smile that appeared to go unnoticed.

Or telling me about the latest drivel she had read in some women's magazine about "markers" of healthy romantic relationships, and asking me where I thought our relationship fit into that picture. The kind of subject matter a regular bloke would neither ever think about, nor be equipped to ponder with anywhere near the same amount of dedication as seems to be common with many women.

We reached a mutual understanding that our relationship was best not continued, after we had a massive fight last weekend when I wanted to go work on my car with my best mate instead of spending the day with her. She said "You never make me feel special". I then made the mistake of telling her that she needs to sort out her self esteem and shit test issues on her own time and not drag me or whatever partner will come after me down with her. She told me I was a cold-hearted arsehole for putting it that way. And the words "or any bloke that will come after me" really sent her into meltdown. It was then that we agreed that we should no longer see each other.

She brought this onto herself. She doesn't need a boyfriend, she needs a shrink. Or a boyfriend who is a shrink. For the nearest future, I think I am kind of done with women. I had too many WTF moments with her. It all just needs to settle before I feel I will have the enthusiasm again for a new relationship.
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>> No. 25433 Anonymous
1st September 2017
Friday 6:17 pm
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Some are, so are some men. Humans in general can be shit cunts.

Try to find the ones that are not.
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1st September 2017
Friday 6:25 pm
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Aye, you're definitely not the problem.
>> No. 25435 Anonymous
1st September 2017
Friday 8:15 pm
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>who isn't bigoted towards half the huamn race


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1st September 2017
Friday 10:20 pm
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Explain what? Use words.
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2nd September 2017
Saturday 9:17 pm
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Explain who you think is being bigoted against whom.


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>> No. 412535 Anonymous
29th August 2017
Tuesday 11:33 pm
/b/412535 /britfeel/
The Great Migration Edition
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>> No. 412600 Anonymous
30th August 2017
Wednesday 5:56 pm
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I like how even 'Britfeel' on 8ch told them to fuck off.
>> No. 412601 Anonymous
30th August 2017
Wednesday 6:07 pm
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Right then. So now that's out of the way, who wants to get the bus up Wakey and listen to Mr Oizo out the back of my neighbor's Nova?
>> No. 412602 Anonymous
30th August 2017
Wednesday 6:45 pm
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Honestly, I can't think of anything I'd rather do right now.

Well, obviously I'd rather be fellated by a succession of international supermodels.
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30th August 2017
Wednesday 7:38 pm
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Time to head to the Shedbunker I think.
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2nd September 2017
Saturday 8:50 pm
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Ossett thee'yur 'n bussit back


>> No. 2130 Anonymous
31st March 2010
Wednesday 11:01 am
/A/2130 Alcoholics
Are there any 'resting actors' out there?

I'm back up to about a litre of whisky a day again. :(
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>> No. 7963 Anonymous
1st September 2017
Friday 3:00 pm
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Well I guess the obvious question is why do you hurt? and how do you stop that?
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1st September 2017
Friday 4:06 pm
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>> No. 7965 Anonymous
1st September 2017
Friday 5:49 pm
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On the plus side, in my experience at least, this should be the beginning of the upswing for you. Once I realised that I wasn't having at fun at all drinking any more, and that I was only drinking to A) blot out deep emotional pain and B) to fend off fucking withdrawal symptoms, I was able to do as >>7963 suggests and start working towards dealing with my problems in a more constructive way.
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1st September 2017
Friday 10:30 pm
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Drinking is boring again and I'm getting heartburn more often than not. Time for another break. It's easier to stay sober as autumn kicks in, and I can give the months catchy names like Sober September and No-Drink November,
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2nd September 2017
Saturday 6:22 pm
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It's no fap September, m7. Good luck.


>> No. 58478 Anonymous
9th August 2017
Wednesday 5:26 pm
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>Eisa Mousavi, Mohammed Ali, Nashir Uddin, Monjur Choudhury, Taherul Alam, Habibur Rahim, Badrul Hussain, Carolann Gallon, Saiful Shamanism, AbdulHamid Minoyee, Prabhat Nelli, Abdul Sabe, Jahanger Zaman, Nadeem Aslam, Mohammed Azram, Yassar Hussain, Redwan Siddquee, Mohibur Rahman

When I saw the headline I knew they'd all be Asians. When I read about a stabbing in London I always expect them to be black.

Does this make me a racialist?
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>> No. 58648 Anonymous
1st September 2017
Friday 2:16 am
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You've already made it more amusing.You cunt.
>> No. 58649 Moralfag
2nd September 2017
Saturday 8:18 am
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>Champion told the Times: “If I’m on the floppy left, to be accused of dolphin rape is probably the worst thing you can call me. That fear will motivate me to step away from a lot of topics I’d maybe tackle head on if I didn’t have that phobia.”

>Her constituency was the scene of a grooming scandal and she said many Labour members and politicians based in London had “never been challenged by a reality that’s different” from their largely “tolerant, multicultural world”.

>“London is not representative of the UK and it’s definitely not representative of the north of England in relation to race,” she said. “Rotherham and many post-industrial towns are still segregated. [The] multicultural policies that I, through my working career, grew up with, and which Jeremy Corbyn grew up with, need a translation to come outside London.”

>After her resignation, the Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn – an MP in Islington, north London – said his party would not “blame” or “demonise any particular group”.

>> No. 58651 Are Moaty
2nd September 2017
Saturday 11:32 am
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Death to floppies
>> No. 58652 Anonymous
2nd September 2017
Saturday 11:57 am
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I've lost track of what we're even meant to call the left the days.

People keep interchanging between loony, illiberal, regressive, intolerant, etc. And now we're meant to call them floppy. Can we just agree on one name and settle on that?
>> No. 58654 Ambulancelad
2nd September 2017
Saturday 12:39 pm
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You can just call them 'the left' and then pick your flavour of criticism based on their specific qualities the same way you wouldn't when being critical of the right call a free market capitalist a 'nazi', because it would be a nonsensical comparison to draw, but 'heartless sociopath' would be fine.


>> No. 25420 Anonymous
1st September 2017
Friday 3:38 am
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How soon after taking someone's anal virginity can you break up with someone?

This isn't a troll thread.
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>> No. 25426 Anonymous
1st September 2017
Friday 1:20 pm
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Three days in my case. She still hates me over a decade later.
>> No. 25428 Anonymous
1st September 2017
Friday 1:44 pm
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Not to disparage your character, but it wasn't solely the bumming, was it?
>> No. 25429 Anonymous
1st September 2017
Friday 1:55 pm
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Hopeless romantic. 2 year relationship, it's been on a downwards spiral for a while now. I was gonna break up with her last night, we end to a bar, I got a pint to give myself some fortitude for the task ahead, ended up getting hammered, went home and bummed her.
>> No. 25430 Anonymous
1st September 2017
Friday 2:21 pm
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Sounds like you need to be clearer on what you want. Not just to her, but to yourself.
>> No. 25437 Anonymous
2nd September 2017
Saturday 11:31 am
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Depends on how soon you want to her to think you're gay.


>> No. 83192 Anonymous
19th July 2017
Wednesday 6:30 pm
/pol/83192 Pensions thought
So the pension age has been stuck up again, this is due to the argument that more old people, more pension, more money etc etc etc.

However, if people work longer and we have more old people in employment, then aren't they going to block up the job market resulting in less jobs for young people? If there's less jobs for young people they will end up being dependent on the state and claim benefits.

Does this not mean that regardless of what is done it's going to hit one budget or the other, essentially? Either it's going to cost more long term in pension or more long term in benefits and essentially cancel out any gains made.

I'm only putting this out there as a thought I've had for a while and never really heard anyone else putting the point across and I was wondering, is that because I'm making a fucking stupid point?
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>> No. 83380 Anonymous
26th August 2017
Saturday 1:07 pm
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New industries create different kinds of jobs.
>> No. 83381 Anonymous
26th August 2017
Saturday 1:18 pm
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Evolution isn't a force, you dipshit. Plus, force is the conversion of energy from one firm to another, so the question doesn't even make sense.

Just fuck off and educate yourself a bit, would you? If you're going to try to convince people you should at least have some idea what they believe.
>> No. 83422 Anonymous
1st September 2017
Friday 7:42 pm
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>Evolution isn't a force

What is it then? Pretty sure evolution is the conversion of energy of one form to another. Educate me if not.
>> No. 83424 Anonymous
1st September 2017
Friday 9:15 pm
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Evolution is the adaptation of an organism over time to its habitat, to facilitate a greater chance of successful reproduction.
>> No. 83425 Anonymous
1st September 2017
Friday 9:56 pm
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Technically, evolution is the process of change in inherited traits over successive generations. What you're describing is natural selection.

Pedant's sage.


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