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>> No. 5712 Anonymous
11th May 2017
Thursday 2:30 pm
/poof/5712 Cobblers!
I've gone and worn the heels right down on my Hush Puppies oxfords. At £150+ a pop for a shiny new pair is it worth getting them repaired and fixed up or should I bite the bullet and look around for a new pair?

They have rubber soles with a polished leather upper if that helps.

Pic unrelated. It's all I had.
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>> No. 5713 Anonymous
11th May 2017
Thursday 3:14 pm
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>>5712

Pop down to your nearest Brantanos before they close for good. You might find something.
>> No. 5714 Anonymous
11th May 2017
Thursday 5:37 pm
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You couldn't press "ctrl+t" and type "shoe" into your browser? I find it hard to believe you wear clothes.
>> No. 5715 Anonymous
11th May 2017
Thursday 6:42 pm
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>>5712

Last time I checked it's about £20-25 for new heels at Timpsons. If you can find an independent cobbler near you it might be a little cheaper.

As long as the uppers aren't falling apart, it's definitely worth it, you're doubling the life of the shoe.
>> No. 5716 Anonymous
12th May 2017
Friday 8:41 am
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Thanks lads. Apart from you, >>5714. You're a wrong 'un.
>> No. 5717 Anonymous
15th May 2017
Monday 11:23 am
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>>5715
Plus one for Timpsons - they're actually very sound.

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>> ID: d80efc No. 14162 Anonymous
18th April 2017
Tuesday 12:14 am

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/shed/14162 What's going on?

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>> ID: 97cefa No. 14164 Anonymous
18th April 2017
Tuesday 1:54 pm

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Hi lads. technophobe here. Can any1 recommend some good free malware. I think my Windows 8.1 surface3 is infected. These popups are getting annoying to say the least. People should be publicly hanged for producing these.
>> ID: c2c1ab No. 14165 Anonymous
18th April 2017
Tuesday 1:57 pm

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>>14164
Delete System32.
>> ID: e30cfb No. 14166 Anonymous
18th April 2017
Tuesday 9:09 pm

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Have you tried going to /o/ and going to luddite mode?
>> ID: 80b2bd No. 14178 Anonymous
14th May 2017
Sunday 8:02 pm

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Should I concerned?

Keep in mind that I am 52 and don't know much about cyber-security.
>> ID: ec74d0 No. 14180 Anonymous
14th May 2017
Sunday 9:02 pm

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>>14178
Only if you were planning to give us your bank details, in which case I'm not sure.

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>> No. 3825 Anonymous
2nd April 2017
Sunday 8:44 pm
/mph/3825 worst drivers
Who do you think the worst drivers on the road are?

http://www.strawpoll.me/12662698
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>> No. 3851 Anonymous
11th May 2017
Thursday 6:55 pm
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The worst case scenario is you kill someone because they didn't know you were turning.

It's massively unlikely even if you don't fix it for months, but you have indicators for a fucking good reason.
>> No. 3852 Anonymous
12th May 2017
Friday 11:59 pm
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>>3851
>they didn't know you were turning
I walk everywhere and experience this several times a week. It's astounding the number of drivers who don't bother to use their indicators, presumably because they think that it doesn't matter when no other cars are around. Who gives a shit about pedestrians, right?
>> No. 3853 Anonymous
14th May 2017
Sunday 11:13 am
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>>3852
Full beam wankers in built up areas are the worst, who gives a shit if someone gets dazzled and stumbles somewhere near moving traffic?
>> No. 3854 Anonymous
14th May 2017
Sunday 3:35 pm
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>>3853
I do this everywhere now to counter full beam wankers. In essence, I have become what I despised the most.
>> No. 3855 Anonymous
14th May 2017
Sunday 6:16 pm
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>>3854

I drive a 4x4 with the big fuck off light bars all over it, I've blasted them all on at people who don't dip their beams when they pass. I'm being far more dangerous and illegal but fuck them.

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>> No. 10564 Anonymous
11th May 2017
Thursday 12:08 am
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwqmJilXxJY

RIP Sweet Prince
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>> No. 10572 Anonymous
11th May 2017
Thursday 7:55 pm
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The Children video has me thinking that someone should set up a stream of a camera looking out of the passenger window of a moving vehicle. Make it a train like the Trans-Siberian Railway so the popo don't ruin it. There is something about being the passenger in a moving vehicle that zones me right the fuck out.

There are a few streams that do a loop for a few hours in Japan with chill playing in the background but they all face forwards which doesn't really do it for me. That and chill-hop gets pretty fucking boring after awhile.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD60zFYef8Q
>> No. 10573 Anonymous
11th May 2017
Thursday 7:59 pm
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>>10572
It's not exactly what you're after but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pVWfzsgLoQ
>> No. 10574 Anonymous
11th May 2017
Thursday 9:05 pm
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>>10572
Back in 2015 there were some lorry drivers on www.Vaughnlive.tv who streamed their journey. If they were still around you could ask them to point the camera at the side window. It's a shame they're gone now.
>> No. 10579 Anonymous
14th May 2017
Sunday 1:55 am
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>>10572


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0S43IwBF0uM
>> No. 10580 Anonymous
14th May 2017
Sunday 9:32 am
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>>10579

Those landscape features are absolutely synced to the sounds though. It's clever and not just random scenery going by.

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>> No. 410239 Anonymous
5th May 2017
Friday 1:22 pm
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I found this on eBay.
http://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/PANACHE-LADIES-GOLD-GLITTER-SLEEVELESS-STRETCH-WIGGLE-BODYCON-DRESS-SMALL-/122449398322?nav=SEARCH

Is this clever marketing or some sort of exhibitionist thing? There seems to be a large amount of women displaying the garments they're selling in this manner.
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>> No. 410315 Anonymous
8th May 2017
Monday 8:12 pm
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>>410313
Sure, just like how one day half of the population decided they'd had enough of Syria and moved to Germany.
>> No. 410320 Anonymous
8th May 2017
Monday 8:48 pm
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>>410313

uBlock Origin works very well, as far as I can tell.

>>410315

Yeah... wait, what? Shut the fuck up, you bibbling nonce.
>> No. 410416 Anonymous
14th May 2017
Sunday 12:15 am
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>>410412

You're doing something wrong. uBlock Origin blocks all YouTube ad units using the default filter lists.
>> No. 410418 Anonymous
14th May 2017
Sunday 1:52 am
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>>410416

How could he be doing something wrong? When he's the only person to experience this problem and uses the word "JewTube"? Are you calling him a shit-for-brains subnormal? I am anyway.
>> No. 410423 Anonymous
14th May 2017
Sunday 8:21 am
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>>410418
I think someone linked to us on the otherplace's /pol/ or something.

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>> No. 40404 Anonymous
13th May 2017
Saturday 6:10 pm
/x/40404 British sluts
left's a slut i know from sheffield
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>> No. 40405 Anonymous
13th May 2017
Saturday 8:47 pm
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OP is there some sort of story behind her or are you just randomly dumping pictures?
>> No. 40406 Anonymous
13th May 2017
Saturday 8:59 pm
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>>40405

Use Google image search uselessinternetlad.
>> No. 40407 Anonymous
13th May 2017
Saturday 9:09 pm
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Doing reverse image search it seems he has posted her a few times since around October last year on 4chan's /soc/ in threads about britslags and the like. Apparently her names Georgia.

I never saw her around Sheffield last year so I'm assuming this is some freshers drama where he is trying to destroy her online (classic Hallam). Next time I'm in Sheffield I will see if I recognize her and show her the archives in the slim hope that I can dick her weird looking mate.
>> No. 40408 Anonymous
13th May 2017
Saturday 9:32 pm
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She's not worth it, bruv. Move on.
>> No. 40409 Anonymous
13th May 2017
Saturday 9:58 pm
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A MAN WITH TITS

REPEL ALL BOARDERS

(A good day to you Sir!)

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>> No. 57982 Samefag
12th May 2017
Friday 5:53 pm
/iq/57982 Which of these is right?
>Welcome back to human race
>Welcome back to the human race
>Welcome back amongst human race
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>> No. 57985 Paedofag
12th May 2017
Friday 5:55 pm
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>>57983
The one below her looks like more fun.
>> No. 57986 Moralfag
12th May 2017
Friday 6:12 pm
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David Schneider on the bottom left.
>> No. 57987 Ambulancelad
12th May 2017
Friday 7:32 pm
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Bottom row, clutching her ear.

Is this some company's online profile? I remember seeing a fat estate agent a while back who employed specifically sexy 20-somethings and his likewise fate mate.
>> No. 57988 Billbob
12th May 2017
Friday 7:42 pm
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>>57987
I assume it's a Slavic highschool graduation photo selection.
>> No. 57989 Auntiefucker
12th May 2017
Friday 7:54 pm
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For some reason I think Slavic women expect less from life.

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>> No. 24266 Anonymous
23rd February 2017
Thursday 10:48 am
/emo/24266 Well fuck...
Jesus Christ I am having a fucking hard time at the moment...

My fucking bitch of a girlfriend came round to my place the other day and went mad raging because the laplander in the shop wouldn't let her use her card and made her get cash out instead. So then we went back to what USED to be my place and she continued raging shouting at the top of her voice about the laplander. The fucking thing is my neighbours just so happen to be of that race.

Next thing the fucking landlord comes round and says that there has been a complaint about her and that we need to keep it down. After this we go to the kitchen and start cooking, and some black guy that lives in the next room comes in and he's all like "hey girl" which pissed me off no end. Fucking thing is though, he is massive. So I do my best to defend my position but ended up getting knocked the fuck out and thrown down the stairs. All the while this bitch is standing there loving seeing two blokes argue over her.

Anyway, the landlord came again and fucking evicted me. Then she fucking left me stranded and refused to let me into her place. Since then I have been sleeping rough and I do not have a clue what to do. I've lost my phone, I've developed a huge alcohol problem and I don't even know what to do about any of it. Sorry for repeating myself I'm on a bit of a rant.

Has anyone got any suggestions?
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>> No. 24908 Anonymous
8th May 2017
Monday 1:36 am
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>>24890

At the risk of sounding harsh it seems like the best place for you lad. Unless you live in a Kafka novel, if everyone around you seems nuts on the balance of probability it's actually you who is nuts.

You've been sent to loony bin twice in about as many months. Take a pause and think about that.
>> No. 24910 Anonymous
8th May 2017
Monday 2:07 am
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>>24908

Some people might see fit to date or associate with gutter-trash people as part of a mental health issue or self-esteem problem or something. e.g. I know this guy whose girlfriend was an ex-prostitute, and that's how he met her because he hired her, and she lost him two flats. There's a huge problem there but the problem isn't that he's imagining she's crazy.
>> No. 24913 Anonymous
10th May 2017
Wednesday 5:49 pm
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>>24910

>if everyone around you seems nuts

I think you might want to re-read that post, lad.
>> No. 24914 Anonymous
11th May 2017
Thursday 6:55 pm
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OP here...

I cannot really say much at the moment as I have a mental health worker monitoring me over my shoulder in a kind of roundabout way, but an update will follow and it will definitely help a lot of people out that find themselves in similar situations.

I have found out how to play the system and get help at the same time. I really did need some help with some mental health issues that I never really realised that I actually had.

Anyway, that is as much as I can say for now, but as soon as I get a chance I will post an update from someone's smartphone in due course.
>> No. 24915 Anonymous
12th May 2017
Friday 4:38 pm
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I am still here...

I have gained my diagnosis for PTSD and depression and will now be getting all the help that I need with benefits and proper housing not some shitty hostel. This has helped my frame of my mind no end. They have put me on anti depressants which will work properly and put a plan in place...

Excellent... I am still being supervised so I will have to write more later.

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>> No. 57979 Samefag
12th May 2017
Friday 3:26 am
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A81IwlDeV6c

Lisa or Dasha?
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>> No. 57980 Billbob
12th May 2017
Friday 5:20 am
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>dasha

The seppos were all calling her dosha. Like when they eat a bowl of posta.
>> No. 57981 R4GE
12th May 2017
Friday 8:28 am
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>> No. 410348 Anonymous
10th May 2017
Wednesday 5:17 pm
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Right, 'tis been a long while since we have had a joke thread. So, I heard a corker tonight:

Two men walk into a bar, one younger than the other. They start drinking, and the older guy is knocking them back at twice the rate of the other, while also talking four times as much.

Eventually he leans over the table and says "I fucked you mother last night, she was a right wrong'un, I fucked her everywhere, armpit, arse, came in her ear, fucked the folds in her flesh."

The other man interrupts and says I think it is is to go home dad.
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>> No. 410377 Anonymous
11th May 2017
Thursday 12:09 pm
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What is black, white and eats like a Horse?

A Zebra
>> No. 410383 Anonymous
11th May 2017
Thursday 1:28 pm
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Where did Saddam keep his CDs?

In Iraq.
>> No. 410384 Anonymous
11th May 2017
Thursday 1:36 pm
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>>410383
I remember all those sorts of jokes following 9/11. What a crummy time that was.
>> No. 410386 Anonymous
11th May 2017
Thursday 2:33 pm
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>>410384

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcjLEwZqcQI
>> No. 410389 Anonymous
12th May 2017
Friday 12:18 am
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>>410384

Just think what a crazy time these two lads must have had back then.

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>> No. 17227 Anonymous
6th November 2013
Wednesday 10:41 am
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I bought the worms bundle twice absent mindedly so here are the extra keys .gs

Superfrog HD https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=sMmGPe2yUKPMm3HC
Worms Blast https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=DRYGuGM38VdnxfuF
Worms Crazy Golf https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=eYEPWANxqsCnqkfY
Worms Ultimate Mayhem https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=xbqFPzD2SDRXmNSz
Worms Armageddon https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=U7TeH7v3r64aWT74
Worms Pinball https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=B73d2Xh85TTbdGyE

One each, that means you bikethief and stickyfingerslad.

https://www.humblebundle.com/ is Batman GOTY editions and FEAR.
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>> No. 21394 Anonymous
2nd February 2016
Tuesday 5:23 pm
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I've got a giftable copy of Tomb Raider 2013 on Steam if anyone fancies it. I didn't realize I'd be getting an extra copy when I bought Rise of the Tomb Raider today. You'll need to add me on steam for me to gift it though: Profile name: Aimeesaurus and my profile picture is a somewhat humorous picture of a mug
>> No. 21395 Anonymous
2nd February 2016
Tuesday 5:43 pm
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>>21394
I would have done this if TR had Linux support.
>> No. 22125 Anonymous
3rd May 2017
Wednesday 2:59 am
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Missing the letter M at the end. Please post if you use it, I don't care whether you say thanks or not but it saves someone else from wasting their time trying to grab it.
>> No. 22126 Anonymous
4th May 2017
Thursday 10:35 pm
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I remember this thread. Gave a bunch of stuff away. I'll have a dig and see if I can find any more.
>> No. 22128 Anonymous
12th May 2017
Friday 12:01 am
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If anyone is interested there is a Dungeon Keeper clone called Dungeons 2 free on humble bundle atm.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZobfiywCejU

https://www.humblebundle.com/store/dungeons-2

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>> No. 5103 Anonymous
22nd September 2011
Thursday 9:56 pm
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THERE'S TRAFFIC AT THE OTHER SIDE OF THE JUNCTION BUT INSTEAD OF LETTING YOU PULL OUT I'M GOING TO CREEP MY CAR FORWARD A FEW METRES AND BLOCK YOU IN BECAUSE I'M AN INCONSIDERATE CUNT WHO WOULD RATHER INCONVENIENCE OTHERS JUST SO I CAN SPEED UP MY OWN JOURNEY BY A FEW SECONDS.
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>> No. 24971 Anonymous
7th February 2017
Tuesday 8:59 am
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Twice in the past week or so I've nearly gone into the back of cars on the M1 because they've decided that indicating means they can pull in front of me, despite the fact they were only doing about 50/60 whilst I'm doing 70 and they were barely in front of me.
>> No. 25163 Anonymous
13th March 2017
Monday 5:03 pm
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I've just had a couple of new tyres fitted on my car. I was there about 50 minutes. I think the actual work took him not even a tenth of that. The rest of the time he was on his phone chatting.
>> No. 25164 Anonymous
13th March 2017
Monday 5:33 pm
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Why did you not ask him if he's finished? It takes like 10 minutes to change two tyres, if that.

I recommend blackcircles.com
>> No. 25256 Anonymous
12th April 2017
Wednesday 4:42 pm
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I've been to visit relatives in Hull today. I'd forgotten people there do not drive in bus lanes when they're not in operation and glare at you like you're a mad undertaking maniac.
>> No. 25303 Anonymous
11th May 2017
Thursday 7:21 pm
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I was doing ~45mph on an A road because I was looking for a turn off which I wasn't 100% sure where it was. Knobhead in a BMW starts tailgating me. I finally spotted it and put my indicators on early and when I'd started turning the knobhead overtakes me on the right-hand side. A few seconds later and he'd have ploughed straight into my car.

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>> No. 5456 Anonymous
4th April 2014
Friday 3:02 am
/lit/5456 Vurt
This was really good.
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>> No. 6586 Anonymous
4th April 2017
Tuesday 8:28 pm
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Some superficial similarities to Close to the Knives, but pre-AIDS so somewhat different. It's not unlike a series of character studies in segments tied together into an over-arching narrative of the narrator's own journey. Lots of very real, very lonely and insecure people. A very powerful piece of writing.

>“It’s strange that we should have to force ourselves not to love—or share, if you dont like that other word—even force ourselves not to acknowledge that love is possible. And so we make the world even more rotten than it was when we discovered its rot; justifying ourselves by saying it’s the only way: Get tough. Or be swallowed by it. And we further that original alienation. . . . And by ‘rot’ I mean only all the things that repress and forbid—the rot created by people in order to keep themselves from facing the real horror—within themselves—the coldness, the lack of understanding—. . .”
>> No. 6594 Anonymous
14th April 2017
Friday 12:46 pm
6594 Patrick Rothfuss - The Name of The Wind
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Someone lent me their copy of this, recommending it.
Nope. Nopenopenope. Empty calories for the brain. An immensely dislikeable Gary Stu protagonist in a fedora and the friend zone. Fuck this book and fuck Patrick Rothfuss.
>> No. 6595 Anonymous
28th April 2017
Friday 1:53 pm
6595 Jean Baudrillard - Simulacra and Simulation
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Everything is a copy of a copy and the copy is the reality. This is really dense to read and takes a lot of digesting, even though it's not saying much that couldn't be more easily summed up by someone who just accepted the presupposition and wasn't trying to argue it. If you define everything as a copy, doesn't that render the distinction between copy and reality, and from there the entire thesis, meaningless? I think postmodernism is quite possibly little more than crypto schizophrenia. Deleuze and Guattari don't even bother with the crypto part. Still, it's interesting and they make me feel funny when I read them.
>> No. 6597 Anonymous
5th May 2017
Friday 8:28 am
6597 Reza Negarestani - Cyclonopedia: Complicity with Anonymous Materials
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I can't say I got anything out of this or really understood anything more than the general idea. This is touted as "theory fiction" which means it's a knowingly false psychoanalysis of war for oil through some sort of Mesopotamian religious lens. It's not even a headfuck, just a barrage of invented Theosophy and Numerology. The Middle-East as egregore. I think Borges was right to write reviews of fictional books instead of writing the books themselves; some ideas are neat but don't need to be fully realised like this. Postmodernism a shit.
>> No. 6598 Anonymous
11th May 2017
Thursday 6:11 pm
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>> No. 80531 Anonymous
27th November 2016
Sunday 11:01 am
/pol/80531 Corbyn Mk III: Electric Boogaloo
I think it's time for a new Corbyn thread.

The previous thread (>>73072) is reaching critical mass. In combination with the original thread (>>64990) we've had over 4,700 posts on Dear Leader since August last year. That's a lot of shitposting. Keep up the good work, lads.
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>> No. 82369 Anonymous
9th May 2017
Tuesday 7:18 pm
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>The government has now used it as an excuse to actively punish people for having more than two children

Punished? Receiving less of a handout solely for squeezing out children is hardly a punishment. Less of a reward =/= a punishment.

The ceasement of child benefit for having more than two children was well publicised and, at the time of the announcement, would only impact on children who hadn't even been conceived yet. The overwhelming majority of people in this country resent slaving away and paying taxes to fund the lifestyles of those who want to laze around and squeeze out numerous kids, funded by the state.

Unlimited benefits is not a vote winner. If the decision to have three or more children rests on whether you'll receive child benefit for them then you really shouldn't breed.
>> No. 82370 Anonymous
9th May 2017
Tuesday 7:34 pm
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Cancer.
>> No. 82373 Anonymous
9th May 2017
Tuesday 7:56 pm
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>Punished? Receiving less of a handout solely for squeezing out children is hardly a punishment. Less of a reward =/= a punishment.

They are punished because they lose their right to something on account of having too many babies. The concept of punishment does not just include a visit to prison as any child who has not been allowed ice cream will tell you.

>The overwhelming majority of people in this country resent slaving away and paying taxes to fund the lifestyles of those who want to laze around and squeeze out numerous kids, funded by the state.

The overwhelming majority of people in this country also (I would hazard) believe that child poverty is a serious issue and that every child has a right to a good upbringing. Hence all those laws and stuff we have.

Anyway, it is a dumb rule brought about by simple minded people like yourself. Children are a good investment for a society as they grow up, pay taxes, fight wars and generally mean that the society continues 25 years down the line. If we accept that layabout parents are a problem then why set it at 2 when it is such an obviously unstable number for the state to encourage and why should child benefit be the way to target such people. Certainly the biggest losers will be the children themselves when the more sensible option would be to provide free childcare so the layabouts have no excuse to sit at home.

>If the decision to have three or more children rests on whether you'll receive child benefit for them then you really shouldn't breed.

This comes under nudge theory which is something the government makes use of. By capping benefits at 2 the state is indirectly informing you that family size should be limited to 2 just as sin taxes are a way of nudging you away from behaviour ruled as bad.
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10th May 2017
Wednesday 4:15 pm
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>>82369

Well, you should hope they don't bring out a tax for any adjectives after your first two.

You have a big problem with the poster using the term 'punished', you then go on to use both too much exaggeration and too many adjectives (your point doesn't need flowery language). While at the same time;

>The overwhelming majority of people in this country resent slaving away

No one 'slaves away', this useless rhetoric is beyond ignorant. Even 'working hard' would have been an exaggeration, but this, this is a folly. Indeed, 'punished' might be ill-used, and your tactic was to mimic the very behavior that you were set against? Christ, it's almost like centring yourself on what you're against comes to define you.

If fed a different meal, the 'overwhelming majority' would praise those who leech off the state, and would think it unfair that a select few rich men take a majority of the benefits, leaving us to fight amongst ourselves for the scraps.

>>82373

Just to add to your sentiment;
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>> No. 82416 Anonymous
11th May 2017
Thursday 4:12 pm
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>>82369
>The overwhelming majority of people in this country resent slaving away and paying taxes to fund the lifestyles of those who want to laze around and squeeze out numerous kids, funded by the state.
Then maybe they should stop being dumb shits and learn some functional finance.

Or have kids. If it's so easy, I mean. You're basically getting paid to have sex! With people who (probably) aren't sweaty truckers with 15 STDs!

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>> No. 3836 Anonymous
4th May 2017
Thursday 10:39 pm
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Lads, I have an urge to buy a Rover.
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>> No. 3843 Anonymous
4th May 2017
Thursday 11:54 pm
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>>3840
Get the 2L diesel one. I'm not sure but that engine is probably a BMW engine.
>> No. 3844 Anonymous
5th May 2017
Friday 12:56 am
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I found out about the November 9th attacks on New York in a rover.
>> No. 3845 Anonymous
5th May 2017
Friday 1:14 am
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Don't do it lad, it's a slippery slope. Before you know it, you'll be buying elasticated slacks out of the Radio Times and having your Sunday lunch at a garden centre.
>> No. 3846 Anonymous
5th May 2017
Friday 9:45 am
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>>3844
Likewise.

My first car was also a Rover. My dad had a specced out 75 with the 2.5 V6 and that was quite nice. My 25 with the 1.4 K-series? Not so much.
>> No. 3847 Anonymous
11th May 2017
Thursday 11:18 am
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I've got an s-reg MGF. Nice little car. 120 hp, and I've done a few things with it, for example I installed a wider throttle body and a body stiffness kit.

The K-series Rover engine in it is a decent motor. A bit finnicky at times, but reliable nonetheless.

Many Fs have now reached the end of their lifespan and are going to the breaker's, but that also means spares for your own car can be had nearly on every street corner. And if you're not picky about mileage, you can get an early F with 60k-plus on the odometer for 1000 quid and under.

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>> No. 57961 Ambulancelad
9th May 2017
Tuesday 11:21 pm
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>> No. 57964 Anonymous
10th May 2017
Wednesday 10:50 am
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>>57963

Women love a man who loves kids.
>> No. 57970 Are Moaty
10th May 2017
Wednesday 7:21 pm
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>>57963
Is that a painting of Margaret Thatcher water-skiing?
>> No. 57976 Crabkiller
10th May 2017
Wednesday 8:32 pm
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>>57970
No. Princess Anne.

>>57963
>SOME OF THEM ARE QUITE HOT

Where were they the day this photo was taken?
>> No. 57977 Billbob
10th May 2017
Wednesday 8:59 pm
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>>57976
In it, do you need glasses?
>> No. 57978 Anonymous
10th May 2017
Wednesday 9:43 pm
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>>57976
agreed.
I never thought I'd see the day where Princess Anne had the best figure in a group photo.

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>> No. 57965 Crabkiller
10th May 2017
Wednesday 6:39 pm
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How come you don't get scoop and weigh shops anymore?
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>> No. 57969 Auntiefucker
10th May 2017
Wednesday 7:19 pm
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I have fond childhood memories of going to the local Weigh'n'Save and spending my pocket money on sweets and chocolates such as cola bottles and chocolate mice.

Thanks for making this thread OP. My local shop went out of business in the early 00's, I guess the competition from supermarkets was just too much.
>> No. 57971 Paedofag
10th May 2017
Wednesday 7:38 pm
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Everyone ITT will die before me.
>> No. 57973 Ambulancelad
10th May 2017
Wednesday 8:03 pm
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I know two in which you weigh the goods yourself and one in which they weigh it for you.
I buy yogurt cranberries and dark chocolate rasins, herbs and spices from one somewhat regularly.
>> No. 57974 Searchfag
10th May 2017
Wednesday 8:14 pm
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Interestingly my local Lidl has a bucket of pistachios you can scoop and bag yourself.
>> No. 57975 Anonymous
10th May 2017
Wednesday 8:16 pm
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>>57974
Mine also does almonds, hazelnuts and cashew nuts.

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>> No. 9430 Anonymous
26th January 2016
Tuesday 10:09 pm
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Huddersfield charity shop finally says goodbye to a shutter which lasted 26 years


http://www.examiner.co.uk/news/west-yorkshire-news/huddersfield-charity-shop-finally-says-10780879

That's it. That's literally it. A charity shop has replaced one of its roller shutters after having the same one for 26 years. It's all go in Huddersfield.

I challenge you lads to find a more pointless news story than this.
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>> No. 12447 Anonymous
2nd April 2017
Sunday 7:26 pm
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Is Aldi or Lidl quicker at scanning shopping? We put it to the test

In Aldi, it took a mere 50 seconds to scan the items and 1 minute 38 seconds for the full transaction. That also allowed for a credit card machine issue, which required Henry to enter his card into the machine for a second time.

As for Lidl, it would have taken roughly only 35 seconds to scan the items, but the full transaction took five minutes and 19 seconds due to a barcode missing from one of the items.


http://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/is-aldi-or-lidl-quicker-at-scanning-shopping-we-put-it-to-the-test/story-30242990-detail/story.html
>> No. 12449 Anonymous
2nd April 2017
Sunday 7:48 pm
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>>12447
Local news asking the important questions as usual.
>> No. 12486 Anonymous
6th April 2017
Thursday 2:55 pm
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>A Devon football fan scored a massive own goal after he ate a nugget of horse poo in an Exeter street for a £40 bet after being egged on by his pals – leaving his girlfriend refusing to kiss him for a month after.

>Footage shows Exeter City fan Charlie Bamber chomp on the manure while children look on in horror outside a pub in the city. The 23-year-old can be seen retching violently after swallowing a lump of dirt - and later uses an entire tube of toothpaste in an attempt to clean out his mouth.

http://www.devonlive.com/watch-devon-football-fan-eating-horse-poo-for-a-bet-in-exeter-street/story-30253531-detail/story.html
>> No. 12585 Anonymous
9th May 2017
Tuesday 12:21 pm
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>>12486

I went to a barn party at a farm estate once. It was a big party with probably close to 2,000 people, music and loads of booze. Anyway, there was a manure pit on the estate, which had been carefully cordoned off with a construction fence and a tarp cover over the fence. But somehow, some shitfaced git managed to climb over the fence late at night, and then plunged into the manure pit. They found him at 4 am, fast asleep on the edge of the manure pit, covered in shit.

Also reminds me of that time I was at a friend's little garden party; we were sat in his parents' summerhouse, and at some point I excused myself to go around the corner to have a wee. It was pitch dark outside, and I mistook a goldfish pond for a flower bed, and was going to walk straight across it to wee against a tree. Next thing I knew, I was standing in water up to my waist. Having suffered abounding laughter from my mates, I then took off my wet jeans and decided to pedal home on my bicycle half a mile to get some dry clothes. All the while thinking that I probably looked like a nonce, wearing nothing but a T-shirt and my white undies on a bicycle late at night, and my biggest fear was that I would be stopped by police. Luckily, nothing happened.
>> No. 12609 Anonymous
10th May 2017
Wednesday 5:42 pm
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>>12585

To be fair lad, that happened to me last week. Although in my case I stepped off a dodgy clapboard bridge. Into a swamp. Thank fuck it had been raining.

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>> No. 21145 Anonymous
7th May 2017
Sunday 6:33 pm
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I used to read the Beano as a lad. I heard there was a fan club you could join. Apparently, there's a secret phrase you can say to eachother in real life, to see if the other person is a member. What is the phrase?
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>> No. 21149 Anonymous
7th May 2017
Sunday 7:15 pm
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>>21148
That's just what they want you to think.
>> No. 21150 Anonymous
8th May 2017
Monday 8:54 pm
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"ding ding?"

"dong dong"

was the suggested exchange of phrases between two people who might recognise each other as part of the Dennis The Menace Fan Club Incorporating Gnasher's Fang Club.

My tongue may be cut out and buried at high tide for revealing this.
>> No. 21151 Anonymous
9th May 2017
Tuesday 6:06 pm
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>>21150
Thanks
>> No. 21152 Anonymous
10th May 2017
Wednesday 9:26 am
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>>21150

STEPHEN!!!!
>> No. 21153 Anonymous
10th May 2017
Wednesday 9:34 am
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>>21152
Just coming...

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Tuesday 6:40 pm
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>> No. 25271 Anonymous
19th April 2017
Wednesday 2:26 pm
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A mate insisted upon interjecting into people's stories with his own interesting "antidotes" in the pub the other night.
>> No. 25272 Anonymous
19th April 2017
Wednesday 7:00 pm
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>>25271

Did he make that up, or was he just mistaken? An "antidote" in that context sounds like something Larry David in Curb would use to put the end to an awful conversation. Hilarity ensues.
>> No. 25274 Anonymous
19th April 2017
Wednesday 8:37 pm
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I'm sure he was very much mistaken, but he's one of those chaps who hears some kind of new idiom and doesn't bother to understand its meaning and just imitates it poorly. Dime a dozen becoming diamond dozen and all that.
>> No. 25301 Anonymous
9th May 2017
Tuesday 1:22 pm
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"Anyone no of a good bridle shop?"

Bridle for bridal, she later asked about dressmakers, so I can assume she meant bridal. Add this to the pile of thickness in the thread.
>> No. 25302 Anonymous
9th May 2017
Tuesday 2:44 pm
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Maybe she wants something kinky for the honeymoon.

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