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>> No. 410758 Anonymous
28th May 2017
Sunday 7:14 pm
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWeVm4WT8HA

Is the water man really a victim here (if you excuse the implication that the water woman is his partner)? Couldn't the water man have his own mixed juice babies with a fruit female, preserving his genes in the process?

What am I missing?
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>> No. 411178 Anonymous
9th June 2017
Friday 1:54 pm
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>>411170

WE MUST SECURE THE EXISTENCE OF OUR PEOPLE AND A FUTURE FOR WATER CHILDREN.
>> No. 411188 Anonymous
9th June 2017
Friday 5:26 pm
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>We know this to be the case because the mixed substance won't perform and react in the same way as you'd expect water to.

Can you give an example? A mixture of water and juice would still evaportate. Sea water is still water, but with salt. Given what appears to be a chemist theme in your post, couldn't it be said that all the mixtures could be reduced back to their basic elements?

>there's more to being a water person than just the physical

Its belief that makes a person. Interesting.
>> No. 411211 Anonymous
10th June 2017
Saturday 6:03 am
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>>411188
>A mixture of water and juice would still evaportate.
At what temperatures?

>Sea water is still water, but with salt
The reason salt is added to roads in the winter is because when water has a higher salinity, its melting point is lowered. This is not the same behaviour.

>couldn't it be said that all the mixtures could be reduced back to their basic elements?
That's where chemist-themed analogy breaks down. You can't decompose mixtures back into their base elements. The mixture is permanently mixed and can never produce or be used to produce anything pure.

>Its belief that makes a person. Interesting.
Humans = Genes + Memes. Neither are replaceable nor disposable.
>> No. 411212 Anonymous
10th June 2017
Saturday 9:00 am
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>>411211
>The mixture is permanently mixed and can never produce or be used to produce anything pure.

Distillation.
>> No. 411213 Anonymous
10th June 2017
Saturday 9:29 am
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>>411212
Oh darn, you're right to interpret my words in that way. I should've left the analogy behind when I said it had broken down.

Mixed race people can never produce a person of a pure race. I wanted to stick to the water-juice words.

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>> No. 82568 Anonymous
7th June 2017
Wednesday 6:49 pm
/pol/82568 1984 Internet
https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/theresa-may-internet-conservatives-government-a7744176.html

Justify this, Tory voters.
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>> No. 82572 Anonymous
8th June 2017
Thursday 2:58 am
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I don't think it's a party political issue. A Labour government instituted the first Regulation of Investigatory Powers Act. Blair was mad keen on identity cards and instituted vast swathes of dodgy counter-terrorism legislation. The majority of Labour MPs voted aye on the final reading of the 2016 RIPA; Corbyn and Abbott both abstained.

I think that the general public are just very ignorant about technology, so the cry that "something must be done" is far louder than any voices of caution. Encryption is too boring and technical for the mainstream media to talk about in any meaningful way.
>> No. 82814 Anonymous
9th June 2017
Friday 11:46 pm
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>>82572
N-Now now lad, don't you go pointing out the commies crimes and injustices! W-why everyone knows everything bad right now is because of the last 2 Governments!
>> No. 82817 Anonymous
10th June 2017
Saturday 1:38 am
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>>82814
I don't think you can really blame the other lot when you've had two parliaments in which to fix things. In most jobs, if you just slacked off and blamed everything on the guy that was there before you, your prospects wouldn't look too good.
>> No. 82818 Anonymous
10th June 2017
Saturday 1:54 am
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>>82814
>Blair
>"Commie"
>> No. 82819 Anonymous
10th June 2017
Saturday 2:55 am
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>>82817

I'm not blaming either party, that's my entire point. Neither side can be trusted with the internet, because neither they nor the general public understand it. The media has comprehensively failed to communicate the issues and the tech industry hasn't lobbied effectively to defend internet freedoms. There's also a peculiar acceptance of surveillance in this country, as shown by our extraordinarily high per-capita number of CCTV cameras.

Blaming surveillance on the Tories won't help, because a Labour government would do pretty much exactly the same. Parliament is stuffed to the rafters with PPE graduates and old codgers who just don't understand the value of encryption and an open internet. It's up to savvy, privacy-conscious people to push the issue.

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>> No. 405839 Anonymous
19th October 2016
Wednesday 2:31 pm
/b/405839 Mid-week thread
Mid-week thread?

Mid-week thread.

What are you lot up to?
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>> No. 411190 Anonymous
9th June 2017
Friday 6:52 pm
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>I'm aware of this. I spoke with a schizoid who entered the military. He said that despite the intensity of fear he was experiencing, ultimately, his sergeant praised him for maintaining steel nerves in the face of adversity even though he was just as scared as everyone else.

If my friends and/or coworkers are to be believed, that is also one of my traits. Apart from a few occasions where I have indeed lost it, I tend to be quite calm on the outside in the face of trouble. Inside, I will shit my pants the same way as everybody when there are still mountains of work to do before impossible deadlines can be met, or when my boss has another choleric outburst and says he "will fire the lot of us" (in his otherwise endearing Glasgow accent). Which he never really means, but oh well. But I tend to appear cool as a cucumber on the outside. Which prompted my coworkers to actually give me an original "keep calm and carry on" coffee mug for my birthday one year.


>Exactly. You desire independence from your environment however the reality is that the more dependent you are on something, the more power it wields over you. If you maximise your independence from it, you also maximise your power over it.

I'm still not sold on the way you put this idea about power. For me, it's not a consideration of power. It's simply the feeling that I am most comfortable when I am left alone and not bothered. I've got friends, and I have had romantic relationships, and I enjoy both friendships and relationships as much as the next person. But I always have this feeling that I need much more breathing space than most other people I know. I will for example sometimes disappear off the face of the earth for a week or two, for all that some of my best friends will know, but then reappear out of the blue and pick up again where we left the last time we saw each other. In the past, this has alienated both some of my friends and sometimes also women that I was with, but it is the only way to be for me. Of course, you can't just do a disappearing act on a romantic partner like that, so it was more a kind of tendency to sometimes not call for two or three days but with no bad intentions whatsoever. But even that can be a tough act to follow, especially when you're with somebody who's a bit on the needy side, and who will interpret a stunt like that as a questioning of your entire relationship.

In the end, I'm past the point where being schizoid was an abnormality to me, a hindrance or an obstacle that would have kept me from living a normal life. Nowadays, I try to see the blessings of it, which are that I am both a person who tends not to crack under fear, and somebody who is independent and self sufficient enough that he doesn't necessarily need other people to enjoy himself. Oh, and of course there's my dream world imagination. To tell you the truth, I would sorely miss my imagination if somehow one day it would disappear from my psyche.
>> No. 411198 Anonymous
9th June 2017
Friday 8:25 pm
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>I'm still not sold on the way you put this idea about power
I believe this is because you see me as stating your "true" intentions but that's not the case. Fat people don't have the "true" intention of getting fat, they just enjoy ignorantly consuming tasty food. A lust for the pleasure of food is their intention. Their weight gain is merely a byproduct of their action. I'm only looking at the flow of cause and effect and what effect your actions have.

>For me, it's not a consideration of power
I see this clearly. You don't lust for power. You only wish for peace. I'm just saying: as you create distance, you are simultaneously empowering yourself in much the same way that as you walk in rain, you simultaneously get wet in the rain. The intention is on distance but the effect of the action is empowerment. This calm aloofness is what outwardly and shallowly likens the schizoid to the psychopath.

>and somebody who is independent and self sufficient enough that he doesn't necessarily need other people to enjoy himself
That's good to know. I'm happy you've found happiness however the dynamic is still shifted towards you. You need others less than they need you and so you, despite the focus of your intention being on peace, have in fact empowered yourself. You are the one that can walk away from the bond most easily. Just as you said regarding the romantic-partner hypothetical scenario, she could misconstrue your detachment as a true absence of attachment and gauge you to be sociopathic. She'll suspect that you'll leave her the moment she's no longer useful.

You're a good person. It's just that you'd look evil in my opinion. Personally, I do envy the schizoid. I see it as very useful while Mars and Earth align. I think, in a world-ending SHTF scenario, the schizoids will be the ones to either thrive solo or become leaders of militias.
>> No. 411199 Anonymous
9th June 2017
Friday 8:54 pm
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>>411198

About the whole pyschopathy thing - I wouldn't be surprised if some people said about me that they could imagine me being a psycho. That I might come off in a certain way to them. But to my understanding, actual psychopaths don't just momentarily switch off and detach any kind of compassion, for it to later be reactivated in some way. They don't feel it, ever, to begin with. That's not the way it is with me. I can detach compassion for a short time, but then it only comes back to haunt me, and often gravely, when I think of what I have done to somebody during one of those moments of emotional detachment and pure self interest.

And I can only tell you what my therapist told me about me. He said that I am more on the benign end of the schizoid gamut. Somebody who ticks the relevant boxes of SPD, but who is also deep down a compassionate human being who is aware of, and cares about the needs and desires of other people. He advised me to spend more time nourishing that side of myself, and to explore ways in which maybe just a few simple words like "I'm happy for you", or "I was worried for you", or "I know how you feel" could sometimes help offset the air of detachment that some people might get from me.

This was coming from somebody who, in a former capacity, actually used to be a court appointed forensic psychiatrist. Somebody who would help courts convict murderers, serial killers, rapists, the lot. He told me he gave up that position because it was "too depressing" for him. His sense of accomplishment in getting justice for victims could not make up for having to delve deep into the abyss of what some people are capable of doing unto their fellow human beings.
>> No. 411202 Anonymous
9th June 2017
Friday 10:31 pm
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>>411172
Sorry but your image inevitably reminded me of this.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRCM0jWEQjQ
>> No. 411203 Anonymous
9th June 2017
Friday 10:56 pm
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>>411202

There was nothing inevitable about this, not yet anyway.

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>> No. 79922 Anonymous
10th November 2016
Thursday 2:41 pm
/pol/79922 UK election 2020
This man is going to be the next UK Prime Minister and it's going to be fucking awesome.
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>> No. 82177 Anonymous
21st April 2017
Friday 7:53 pm
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This man is going to replace David Dimbleby, and it's going to be fucking awesome.
>> No. 82178 Anonymous
21st April 2017
Friday 8:34 pm
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>>82176
Huw Edwards was lined up to do the election in 2020, and is still the preferred successor for election night. I could see Marr taking on QT. He has the tenor to chair the debate and the hands to point at the audience members. John Humphrys has filled in before but he's only a few years younger than Dimbleby. Based on his performances on Newsnight, I'd keep an eye on James O'Brien.

My personal theory based on observations in 2010 and 2015 is that Dimbleby is actually dead and has been replaced by a robot. There's no way a 77 year old could have kept going from 10pm to 6pm with only a couple of hours sleep in the middle.
>> No. 82180 Anonymous
21st April 2017
Friday 10:22 pm
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>>82177
Oh Christ here we go again. Brace yourselves, lads.
>> No. 82746 Anonymous
9th June 2017
Friday 10:03 am
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Bump
>> No. 82794 Anonymous
9th June 2017
Friday 7:23 pm
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>>82180
Thank god he stayed silent this election.

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>> No. 82634 Anonymous
8th June 2017
Thursday 10:54 pm
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After this election, this man is going to be the next Prime Minister and it's going to be fucking awesome.
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>> No. 82774 Anonymous
9th June 2017
Friday 3:08 pm
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>>82773
>That's how you calculate swing from the Conservatives to Labour, specifically .
Erm, yes. That being what swing is. A change in relative vote share between two parties.

>that would be a fucking stupid thing to talk about in an election where the collapse of support for third parties was a major factor.
You appear to have misspelled "important" as "stupid" there.
>> No. 82775 Anonymous
9th June 2017
Friday 3:17 pm
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>>82774
No, sunshine, that's what two party swing is. The clue that I wasn't talking about two party swing was that I didn't mention two parties.
>> No. 82777 Anonymous
9th June 2017
Friday 3:25 pm
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>>82775
>No, sunshine, that's what two party swing is.
Well, yes, what with there being literally no other meaningful measure of swing. Otherwise you end up saying stupid things like how Corbyn isn't so bad because he gained 10 points. Then you have to accept other stupid things like how May brilliantly delivered the Tories their best total since 1992 and their best share since 1983. All of which would be monumentally stupid things to say.
>> No. 82778 Anonymous
9th June 2017
Friday 3:31 pm
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>>82777
Yes, there are in fact other meaningful measures of swing, and two party swing is particularly unhelpful when, I repeat, collapsing support for third parties is a major factor influencing the outcome. Never mind, though. We all make mistakes sometimes.
>> No. 82780 Anonymous
9th June 2017
Friday 3:40 pm
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>>82778
>and two party swing is particularly unhelpful when, I repeat, collapsing support for third parties is a major factor influencing the outcome
Yes, if by unhelpful you mean helpful. Otherwise, no.

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>> No. 82607 Anonymous
8th June 2017
Thursday 9:16 pm
/pol/82607 US impeachment thread 2017
This man is going to fuck the President of the US and it's going to be fucking awesome.
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>> No. 82627 Anonymous
8th June 2017
Thursday 10:29 pm
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>>82626
And entirely fueled by the inter webs. I have loved it too. I thought it would end in tears, of course, but not so soon. To fuck up so badly so early on; bewildering.
>> No. 82664 Anonymous
9th June 2017
Friday 12:19 am
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>>82627

>To fuck up so badly so early on; bewildering.

Sad!
>> No. 82738 Anonymous
9th June 2017
Friday 8:27 am
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One rare upside to Trump getting elected is watching the grey, cringing invertebrates who pass for his supporters contort and twist themselves into ever more agonising knots of desperation and irrationality as they rush to defend his latest gaffe.

If you ever question your worth as a human being, take a quick trip over to /r/The_Donald just after Trump fucks up and have a read of the justifications they offer for it. I confidently guarantee you hours of amusement.
>> No. 82745 Anonymous
9th June 2017
Friday 10:01 am
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I have a nasty feeling he'll get away scot free. If impeached, ex post pardoning.
>> No. 82761 Anonymous
9th June 2017
Friday 1:18 pm
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>>82745
No point pardoning him since he hasn't done all that much to support criminal charges. As Comey said to the committee yesterday, it was everyone around him that was doing all that. Manafort, Flynn, Kushner, et al.

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>> No. 58065 R4GE
2nd June 2017
Friday 9:44 pm
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What do you reckon nick is up to these days?
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>> No. 58118 R4GE
8th June 2017
Thursday 10:54 pm
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>>58116

Things were much simpler.
>> No. 58119 Samefag
8th June 2017
Thursday 11:04 pm
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>>58118
We should have a pub crawl in honour of Nick
>> No. 58120 Billbob
8th June 2017
Thursday 11:41 pm
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>>58119
IN BULGARIA
>> No. 58121 Samefag
8th June 2017
Thursday 11:44 pm
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He is mainstream man. Moist even.
>> No. 58122 Anonymous
8th June 2017
Thursday 11:44 pm
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>>58120
Tough call. Bulgaria is cheap and has nice-ish beaches, but on the other hand it's full of Bulgmanians.

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>> No. 58052 Billbob
27th May 2017
Saturday 10:09 pm
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Split up with my missus, need to go on a one night stands sex binge.

Someone told me Manchester was the best place to nail young girls, can anyone confirm?
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>> No. 58054 Searchfag
27th May 2017
Saturday 10:46 pm
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>>58053

If she can do it without breaking them then that's a skill. If she's just packing damp crumbs up there them I could do that, and I don't even have a fanny.
>> No. 58055 Billbob
27th May 2017
Saturday 11:52 pm
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Yeah but M8s am talking about Nailing Young girls in Manchester :shoots self again:
>> No. 58056 Searchfag
27th May 2017
Saturday 11:56 pm
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>>58053
Nah m7 in rotherham the girls blow you
>> No. 58057 Ambulancelad
28th May 2017
Sunday 8:50 pm
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Manchester, Leeds, and Sheffield are all decent areas for this sort of thing. They don't call it the Flaps Triangle for nothing. They don't actually call it that.

I might be biased since it's where I grew up, but Newcastle is the easiest city in England for casual anonymous sex.

My advice would be get tinder, pay the premium and start swiping in different locations. You'll find someone tonight, assuming you're at least a 4/10.
>> No. 58117 YubYub
8th June 2017
Thursday 10:49 pm
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>>58052
Stoke m8 easy women southern accents make them drop their panties

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>> No. 58102 Auntiefucker
6th June 2017
Tuesday 4:38 pm
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Hull woman Gemma Gibbon asked shop for Karpackie lager and ended up in court for 'racist abuse'

A woman too drunk to buy alcohol at a shop has been cleared of racially abusing the manager because she was misheard asking for her favourite Karpackie lager.

Gemma Gibbon, 33, who described herself as an alcoholic, had already drunk "six or seven" cans of the 9 per cent strong Polish beer when she staggered into Sainsbury's in Spring Bank, west Hull, at about 5.30pm on March 28.

The manager declined to serve her, because she "looked intoxicated" and "couldn't stand on her feet", Hull Magistrates' Court heard. Gibbon refused to leave, and was accused of subjecting him to an expletive-laden tirade of racial and sexual abuse.


Opening the case against her, prosecutor Michael Masson said: "She was aggressive, shouting and swearing, and was asked to leave by the store manager. She asked him if he slept with children, asked if he was a P***, and when she continued to be aggressive was again asked to leave. She made declarations that he was a foreigner that slept with children."


Gibbon said: "I was being a bit of a pain, I was a bit loud.I just remember asking for more beer, and because I drink them Karpackies I'd asked for Karpackies, 'cos I drink them every day."


http://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/hull-woman-gemma-gibbon-asked-shop-for-karpackie-lager-and-ended-up-in-court-for-racist-abuse/story-30368675-detail/story.html
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>> No. 58105 Anonymous
6th June 2017
Tuesday 7:06 pm
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>>58103
>UNLESS SHE WAS TRYING TO ORDER A PACKET OF 'FOREIGNERSLEPTWITHCHILDREN CRISPS' ASWELL.

That's actually the number one potato based snack in all of Estonia.
>> No. 58111 Ambulancelad
8th June 2017
Thursday 2:24 pm
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>>58104

>Hull is in dire need of it's own Poirot

I suppose you are wondering why I 'ave gathered you all 'ere in zis sheet'ole of a town
>> No. 58112 Searchfag
8th June 2017
Thursday 2:27 pm
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>>58111

'Ull's alright. There's far worse places.
>> No. 58113 R4GE
8th June 2017
Thursday 3:42 pm
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>>58112

Kingston?
>> No. 58114 Are Moaty
8th June 2017
Thursday 6:50 pm
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I was thinking Wigan, and I'm a Latics fan.

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>> No. 58106 Billbob
7th June 2017
Wednesday 1:37 pm
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RIP IN PIECE.
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>> No. 58107 Auntiefucker
7th June 2017
Wednesday 2:28 pm
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>>58106
Wait, Badger has died? Fucks sake its like 2016 all over again
>> No. 58108 Anonymous
7th June 2017
Wednesday 2:55 pm
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MASH POTATO.
>> No. 58109 YubYub
7th June 2017
Wednesday 6:19 pm
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>>58108
Don't tell me what to do M6.
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7th June 2017
Wednesday 9:36 pm
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dicks out for badger.

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>> No. 409850 Anonymous
23rd April 2017
Sunday 11:32 am
/b/409850 Help please.
Name my fish, lads.
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6th June 2017
Tuesday 9:19 pm
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6th June 2017
Tuesday 9:19 pm
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>> No. 411082 Anonymous
6th June 2017
Tuesday 11:44 pm
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Piscis, Dei Gratia Magnae Britanniae, Hiberniae et terrarum transmarinarum quae in ditione sunt Britannica Rex, Fidei Defensor
>> No. 411090 Anonymous
7th June 2017
Wednesday 8:17 am
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7th June 2017
Wednesday 8:20 pm
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6th September 2011
Tuesday 6:40 pm
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>> No. 25272 Anonymous
19th April 2017
Wednesday 7:00 pm
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>>25271

Did he make that up, or was he just mistaken? An "antidote" in that context sounds like something Larry David in Curb would use to put the end to an awful conversation. Hilarity ensues.
>> No. 25274 Anonymous
19th April 2017
Wednesday 8:37 pm
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>>25272
I'm sure he was very much mistaken, but he's one of those chaps who hears some kind of new idiom and doesn't bother to understand its meaning and just imitates it poorly. Dime a dozen becoming diamond dozen and all that.
>> No. 25301 Anonymous
9th May 2017
Tuesday 1:22 pm
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"Anyone no of a good bridle shop?"

Bridle for bridal, she later asked about dressmakers, so I can assume she meant bridal. Add this to the pile of thickness in the thread.
>> No. 25302 Anonymous
9th May 2017
Tuesday 2:44 pm
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>>25301
Maybe she wants something kinky for the honeymoon.
>> No. 25368 Anonymous
7th June 2017
Wednesday 6:13 pm
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"What's that sapost to mean?"

It's amazing what people come up with on the internet.

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>> No. 24935 Anonymous
31st May 2017
Wednesday 2:44 pm
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Is it strange that I cannot even imagine myself in a relationship? Not that I don't want one, or that I am asexual, it's just like that part of what to me seems is an innate part of our nature is missing. I've never had a girlfriend , or done anything close in that regard.

I mean it seems to come so naturally to others, and I'm left feeling awfully left out and lonely. It isn't like I have had ample opportunity to meet women, I'm in my fourth year at university -- I just do not know how and feel like I have missed out on a lot of life experiences that 'we' are expected to have had. There is also of course the biological drive which is present and with over a decade of me not being able to fulfill that, I am left somewhat frustrated. I know that in another life I am once of the fedora tipping 'incels' on Reddit, but I know is this is entirely the fault of my own fucked head.

I feel like university is "easy" for meeting people in this context, and I feel like if I'm completely unable to do it here, I'm never going to be able to.

I've tried talking to a counsellor about it, but he was useless and cancelled the sessions.

Where do I even begin to sort myself out?
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6th June 2017
Tuesday 9:43 pm
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At least there is someone else on my Facebook in a similar boat to me.
>> No. 24987 Anonymous
6th June 2017
Tuesday 9:48 pm
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>>24986
Why would you post this publicly?
>> No. 24988 Anonymous
6th June 2017
Tuesday 10:31 pm
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>>24987
A cry for help, I suppose.
>> No. 24989 Anonymous
6th June 2017
Tuesday 11:01 pm
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>>24988
please help
>> No. 24996 Anonymous
7th June 2017
Wednesday 11:24 am
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>>24989
You might try some self-help books like How to make friends and influence people or the seven pillars of wotsit.
I don't know. You just need to find a way to be happy in yourself without actively looking. It sounds counter-productive but I've always found the best things have happened when I've genuinely given up hope of finding anyone and have just been getting on with improving my own lot. A combination of seeming less desperate and the watched pot not boiling.

Millenials are taking much longer to find someone and settle down, don't compare yourself to your parent's generation or the outliers around you.

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>> No. 24982 Anonymous
6th June 2017
Tuesday 1:14 pm
/emo/24982 Breaking up with your significant other
Hey. My relationship of nearly 2 years has come to a head. My SO moved in with me at the beginning of the year and it's taken me this long to understand that we're not compatible. Without going into too much detail, I'd like to break it off with her.

Potential issues lie in her having moved an hour up the road for me, being emotionally immature, and having several heavy boxes and cases of absolute fucking shite in my flat.

Please help, gs.
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>> No. 24983 Anonymous
6th June 2017
Tuesday 1:17 pm
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I'm confused. She moved in with you or she moved an hour up the road?
In terms of 'difficulties when ending a relationship', having to hire a van for a couple of hours isn't the toughest solution to pull off.
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6th June 2017
Tuesday 1:22 pm
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>>24983

She moved in with me. She was previously living with her mum an hour down the road.

Also, I can't drive. She can, technically, but is "too scared of driving" to have driven since she passed her test 5 years ago.
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6th June 2017
Tuesday 2:17 pm
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You're going to have a shit few weeks, there's no getting around that. Ultimately, you've got no choice but to tell her to sling her hook. The fallout will be absolutely horrible, but it'll also be fairly brief.

"This isn't working, we're making each other miserable, I think it'd be best if you moved back in with your mum". Be compassionate, make sure that she knows you feel shit about it, but be firm. Make sure that it's a clean break with no lingering ties, otherwise this could drag on for months. Don't be cowed into changing your mind if there's crying or screaming or plate throwing, that just leads to more misery.

Good luck.
>> No. 24993 Anonymous
7th June 2017
Wednesday 10:51 am
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>>24985

Well fuck, I don't know what I was expecting. Thanks for the solid advice, best beloved.

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>> No. 11332 Anonymous
6th June 2017
Tuesday 2:32 pm
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Ey up lads.

Anyone here in the building trade? Or more specifically, a trade that involves a CSCS card? I'm jobhunting and I see a lot of "must have cscs card" and I'm thinking getting one might make it easier to get work. Then I look up the card and there's a gazillion different types, and the website says you have to have qualifications before you can get one and it's all super fucking confusing. It reminds me of dependancy hell on an outdated Linux system.

Is there a "basic" card I can get which will allow me to work the sort of jobs the Guardian is constantly telling us English people don't want to do? This seems ridiculous.
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>> No. 11342 Anonymous
6th June 2017
Tuesday 9:42 pm
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Oh do fuck off Tarquin.
>> No. 11343 Anonymous
6th June 2017
Tuesday 10:19 pm
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>That picture is rather silly

It is however the level of debate people seem to have based on my sample of Facebook friends. The self-congratulating circle-jerking it with the choir of most people’s political opinions boils my piss. It is like they can't comprehend how anyone could have an opposing position from them without being the Anti-Christ.
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6th June 2017
Tuesday 10:33 pm
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A number of years ago I got myself a CSCS card and did a bit of labouring for a week before I realised I'd make more money working in McDonalds.

From my limited experience, a building site is basically something like a slave plantation. You've got your overseer Englishman at the top, your various skilled tradesman or house negroes in the middle; working class Englishmen involved in various skilled trades, and you've got your labourers or dumb plantation negros at the bottom; Poles, Lithuanians, and various other Eastern Europeans working cash in hand for a pittance.
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6th June 2017
Tuesday 10:56 pm
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Politics on facebook is mildly interesting to browse through but it's a terrible place to engage in any sort of debate. Just shows you how many of your mates are complete spastics.
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6th June 2017
Tuesday 10:58 pm
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(by "it's a terrible place" I mean most of the Internet.

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>> No. 82553 Anonymous
28th May 2017
Sunday 1:29 pm
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This man is going to be the next Prime Minister of Canada and it's going to be fucking awesome.

Canada's opposition Conservative Party has just elected a new leader. He is primarily known as a backbencher, and beat out senior party figures, including former ministers, to the job. Despite being somewhat popular with the party members, he is considerably to the right of centre, and people are already suggesting that his positions are reminiscent of something out of the 1980s. So far the response from several MPs from the governing Liberal Party has been along the lines of "well this is going to make the next election much easier".

Remind you of anyone?
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>> No. 82554 Anonymous
28th May 2017
Sunday 2:59 pm
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I could not give less of a shit about the Canadian opposition if I tried.
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28th May 2017
Sunday 7:35 pm
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Canadian politicians are a fucking train wreck across the spectrum.
>> No. 82565 Anonymous
6th June 2017
Tuesday 8:57 am
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>>82553

Well he's not ugly as a brick wall so he's in with some facet of a chance.

The problem is that Trudeau is also ULTRA open to immigration so I assume the Chinese and Indians will still vote for lolWeedman while calling this guy an ultra right wing nationalist for asking something like 'where do we get the money for these programs now our oil sales are ruined?'.

But given the world standard, Trudeau will win and whoever is opposed to him will just fade into nothing unless he manages something akin to a 49/51 parliamentary split.
>> No. 82566 Anonymous
6th June 2017
Tuesday 9:38 pm
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I was reading up on Canadian politics the other day and while we might complain about our MPs, those cunts get ~£100k + expenses.
>> No. 82567 Anonymous
6th June 2017
Tuesday 10:04 pm
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Only thanks to Brexit. Before sterling fell off a cliff it was only around £80k, and the consensus among people who aren't reactionary cunts is that our own MPs were substantially underpaid until recently.

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>> No. 7925 Anonymous
3rd May 2017
Wednesday 11:17 pm
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I'm looking for a drug that gives a similar high to that of a very strong coffee, which for me grants 10-15 minutes of what I can only describe as happiness and warmness through my hands.

It isn't overwhelming, it puts me in a good mood and I'm more inclined to music. The problem is it doesn't last very long at all, and if I try and recreate this all day with a hundred coffees, I end up feeling agitated and jittery.

Nicotine is a very similar high, but has the same drawbacks.
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>> No. 7939 Anonymous
4th June 2017
Sunday 5:58 pm
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Don't you mean "If you have got enough stimulant focus to format a proponent/contrā list you have ... "?
>> No. 7940 Anonymous
4th June 2017
Sunday 6:15 pm
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But those don't bother me.
>> No. 7942 Anonymous
6th June 2017
Tuesday 2:18 pm
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Am I the only person who's tried and loved the effect of chewing betel nuts?

They'll damage your mouth if used frequently and are highly carcinogenic, but they do exactly what OP is looking for, they are legal (I think) and easy to obtain.
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6th June 2017
Tuesday 2:51 pm
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>>7942
Seriously?
>> No. 7944 Anonymous
6th June 2017
Tuesday 3:57 pm
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>>7943
That comes after chewing every day for ten years. In moderation, pretty great stuff and tasty too.

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>> No. 5148 Anonymous
27th January 2015
Tuesday 10:24 pm
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Do you own any artwork?

There's an original Rolf Harris painting on eBay for £2.20, which I'm considering bidding on while everyone else is put off BT him being a filthy noncecase.

Look at this on eBay:

http://pages.ebay.com/link/?nav=item.view&alt=web&id=111583864967
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>> No. 5469 Anonymous
24th April 2017
Monday 3:45 pm
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Isn't that true of everything non-noumenal?
>> No. 5470 Anonymous
24th April 2017
Monday 4:01 pm
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>>5468

Your statement rings with very similar views to that of Roland Barthes in his essay 'The Death of the Author'. Personally I dislike it because I feel it leads to an arrogance in the view that their interpretation is the truth and that the authors opinion is irrelevant.

I take the position that art is a form of communication, and all communication is ultimately an attempt to convey one set of ideas to another person which has various problems because of misunderstandings of shared meanings and bias. To me a master piece is a work that conveys the author’s intention as perfectly as possible to another mind. This line of analysis will lead you to the conclusion that James Joyce was a pretentious over rated cunt, however.
>> No. 5471 Anonymous
24th April 2017
Monday 4:05 pm
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>non-noumenal

I don't see what Linkin Park have got to do with all of this.
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4th June 2017
Sunday 10:01 pm
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i love this
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5th June 2017
Monday 4:40 pm
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I was tidying up yesterday and came across my copy of *The Art of Bruce Nicolls*. He's a schizophrenic alcoholic and it's a book of his child-like scrawlings. I bought it for £3 whilst waiting for the bus one evening in Fulham from his friend and editor of the book.

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>> No. 7009 Anonymous
4th June 2017
Sunday 11:13 pm
/£$€¥/7009 Online or High Street Estate Agents?
I'm looking to move house soon. I've got a mortgage on a little two up two down, looking to move to a three bedroom somewhere nearby.

My question is; how should I go about selling it? The options seem to be to sell it yourself (which I'm not going to be doing), to go with an online only estate agent, or to go with a high street estate agent.

On the face of it, it seems like the best option, money-wise, to go online-only (say, with purplebricks.com or something). You can arrange a fixed fee to be payed after the house is sold, generally it does work out cheaper. You do pay something like a grand and a half more with a high street estate agent (variable).

I can't escape the nagging suspicion, though, that you get more for your money with high street estate agents. I'd like to know that there's somewhere I could go to kick up a fuss if something goes wrong; I'd like someone to give people tours of the house when we're not in; I'd like someone who I can ring up and ask daft questions after because I don't know anything about selling a house and they know everything.

Has anyone else sold a house before? Did you do it with an online only or a high street estate agent? Have you done it the other way as well, before? Which is better? Do you wish you'd done it differently?

It seems like a small decision, but I can't really seem to pick one over the other. I need more input from real people to make a decision. Help is much appreciated.
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>> No. 7010 Anonymous
4th June 2017
Sunday 11:25 pm
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Most people look on Right Move so it doesn't really matter who you go with.
>> No. 7011 Anonymous
4th June 2017
Sunday 11:59 pm
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>>7010

So right move aggregates listings from all major estate agents? Is the fit traffic from high street estate agents not worthy of consideration? How do you know most people search on right move?
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5th June 2017
Monday 12:06 am
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>So right move aggregates listings from all major estate agents?
No, a lot of estate agents list their properties on Rightmove.

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>> No. 410953 Anonymous
4th June 2017
Sunday 3:19 am
/b/410953 its all kicking off
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>> No. 410976 Anonymous
4th June 2017
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accepts the chalenge and raises a mercury.
>> No. 410977 Anonymous
4th June 2017
Sunday 1:45 pm
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The only good Mercury is a dead Mercury. You can't argue with facts like that.
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4th June 2017
Sunday 1:52 pm
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I highly recommend hopping onto facebooks safety check-in thing to have a gander at all the people of the world offering useful help to Londoners in their time of need.
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4th June 2017
Sunday 2:02 pm
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>>410977 Together we rise and form a new band, right freds dead.
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4th June 2017
Sunday 10:26 pm
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>>410977

I am not sure what you base that on.

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