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>> No. 2207 Anonymous
1st March 2017
Wednesday 12:48 pm
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I just inherited some Halon 1211, whats this baby worth nowadays?
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>> No. 2270 Anonymous
1st July 2017
Saturday 11:11 pm
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It's almost like they're just fucking morons with no ability or interest in reasoning or self-exploration, almost...
>> No. 2271 Anonymous
2nd July 2017
Sunday 1:56 pm
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Those numerous fever-dream imaginings about how bad a Sharia controlled Britain almost read like the author's wet dream. Women not allowed out alone....stuck in the kitchen....what, I have to learn to read right to left?
>> No. 2274 Anonymous
2nd July 2017
Sunday 10:58 pm
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The sort of people who seriously fear the institution of Sharia Law in Britain would be shocked to discover that they might need to learn to read, let alone right to left.
>> No. 2275 Anonymous
2nd July 2017
Sunday 11:43 pm
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You'd be surprised at the amount of people out there who are sesquipedalian and yet still don't want to see the indigenous people of this country subjected to laws from the middle ages. We just never say anything about it in public because we'd lose our jobs.

Also, get fucked Tarquin.
>> No. 2276 Anonymous
2nd July 2017
Sunday 11:57 pm
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>> ID: 7de083 No. 14176 Anonymous
3rd May 2017
Wednesday 1:16 am

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Can we get a fix for "£" and such showing up with weird characters around it in threads? And why does it work fine in *, for that matter?

Also, could /help/ get a line on how to do links to threads or individual posts. For instance, I know this isn't going to work, I can never remember exactly how to do it: g/25899/25900
That thread has a few has a garbled pound signs
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>> ID: cbd38a No. 14200 Anonymous
27th May 2017
Saturday 6:04 pm

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Seriously though, this is fucking up /£$€¥/, can we get a fix please?
>> ID: 607023 No. 14229 Anonymous
2nd July 2017
Sunday 1:07 pm

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This problem is really weird in that the exact same posts appear differently depending on the page you're viewing them from.
For example see the attached screenshots of how the same post appears in /*/ and /zoo/, and in the thread itself.
>> ID: 326ba2 No. 14230 Anonymous
2nd July 2017
Sunday 1:19 pm

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Brian is old and confused and doesn't understand this newfangled Unicode nonsense.


>> No. 25034 Anonymous
2nd July 2017
Sunday 12:53 am
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What's a kind way to say 'I don't love you anymore'?

Two years relationship, she waited for me whilst I was at uni, but I don't want to stay with her just because I'm home for the summer.
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>> No. 25035 Anonymous
2nd July 2017
Sunday 1:01 am
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"I don't feel like I used to any more."
"It's not you, it's me."
>> No. 25036 Anonymous
2nd July 2017
Sunday 3:48 am
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There's no kind way to say 'I don't love you anymore'. No matter what you tell yourself, ultimately you have to 'break her heart' and allow both of yourselves to move on.

I think many a lad has waited to find that magical combination of words that permit him to leave the relationship without tears being shed, I too have been subject to that folly. I think the problem lies in feeling responsible for other people's feelings.

You don't love her any more and you owe it to the both of you to accept that, make it clear, and move on. You're not a bastard for doing so, you're just a human. She'll get over it.
>> No. 25037 Anonymous
2nd July 2017
Sunday 11:53 am
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>>25036 Thanks man.


>> No. 411683 Anonymous
23rd June 2017
Friday 12:36 pm
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I was tempted toots an more elaborate and esoteric version in /boo/, but though I might as well try a proper thread.

With recent events in terms of militant daft woggery, Grenfell, the election and wars in the gulf on the cards again, do you feel that there is ever a correlation between external world events and your own physical and mental health?
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>> No. 411932 Anonymous
2nd July 2017
Sunday 1:34 am
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>> No. 411939 Anonymous
2nd July 2017
Sunday 2:16 am
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On Monday two people went to shake my hand at the same time, so I took one with my left and one with my right hand and told them to grab each other's other hand, before spinning us around and telling them it's "more special if we form a circle".

It's all about confidence, lads.
>> No. 411944 Anonymous
2nd July 2017
Sunday 2:53 am
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I know that isn't the case because I'm a cross-dresser, lad. Do one.
>> No. 411945 Anonymous
2nd July 2017
Sunday 2:59 am
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Just how much cocaine had you done, though?
>> No. 411946 Anonymous
2nd July 2017
Sunday 3:06 am
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Maybe he was agreeing with the answer.


>> No. 411858 Anonymous
28th June 2017
Wednesday 6:04 pm
/b/411858 Hookers and clowns!
Have you ever had any joy with a personal services at home type company?
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>> No. 411874 Anonymous
29th June 2017
Thursday 5:45 am
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I for one am glad you have taken upon yourself the moral burden of worrying about an imageboard used by three Augusts looking sleezy.
>> No. 411885 Anonymous
29th June 2017
Thursday 5:09 pm
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I'd forgotten about that. It is as entertaining as I hoped.

>Sad day today, went to 18 Newport street to ask the maid if Sasha was there. She left the country and is in Spain and she is never coming back. :(:(:( Didn't ask for more detail, but it seems it didn't end well for her... I do hope it was not because of that wretched woman running the Home Office.
>Six months ago Romanian Amy was gone, now Sasha. All the Blowjob-Queens of Soho are gone. Who is left? It's going to be tough for all of us Blowjob Aficionado, physically, mentally but also emotionally. Girls such as Amy and Soho provided us with vital and affordable services all done with a sense of humble public service to our community. We rely on them as much as we rely on our NHS and our schools. I know it's going to be very... HARD for us in the coming months, but stay strong: We're all in this together.
>> No. 411888 Anonymous
29th June 2017
Thursday 5:39 pm
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>Girls such as Amy and Soho provided us with vital and affordable services all done with a sense of humble public service to our community. We rely on them as much as we rely on our NHS and our schools.
>> No. 411934 Anonymous
2nd July 2017
Sunday 1:44 am
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>> No. 411941 Anonymous
2nd July 2017
Sunday 2:31 am
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Used to not quite live with a not quite a tranny who was not quite a hooker, above what was definitely a brothel.

They didn't need the money they had a well-paying job but whenever they wanted a random aggressive fuck, they would turn on their profile on adult worker and pick out candidates to pay them for the privilege. The ladies downstairs seemed nice enough neighbours, their business model seemed much more traditional.


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>> No. 410758 Anonymous
28th May 2017
Sunday 7:14 pm
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Is the water man really a victim here (if you excuse the implication that the water woman is his partner)? Couldn't the water man have his own mixed juice babies with a fruit female, preserving his genes in the process?

What am I missing?
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>> No. 411933 Anonymous
2nd July 2017
Sunday 1:35 am
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No you don't
>> No. 411935 Anonymous
2nd July 2017
Sunday 1:49 am
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He did
>> No. 411936 Anonymous
2nd July 2017
Sunday 1:50 am
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>> No. 411937 Anonymous
2nd July 2017
Sunday 1:50 am
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>> No. 411938 Anonymous
2nd July 2017
Sunday 1:52 am
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Paxo and gravy


>> No. 5705 Anonymous
14th April 2017
Friday 9:52 pm
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Anyone recommend some breathable smart shoes?

It's so my feet don't end up in a sweaty mess at day's end.
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>> No. 5732 Anonymous
30th June 2017
Friday 8:02 pm
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Can you recommend any specific shoes or shops?

The only shoe shop (selling formal shoes) I know is Clarkes and their range is poo.
>> No. 5733 Anonymous
30th June 2017
Friday 8:30 pm
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What's your budget? The last pair of decent smart shoes I bought were about £80 from Harvey Nichols.
>> No. 5736 Anonymous
30th June 2017
Friday 9:26 pm
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If you use shoe polish on Crocs it looks leather.
>> No. 5737 Anonymous
30th June 2017
Friday 9:31 pm
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I spent around that on my last pair
>> No. 5739 Anonymous
1st July 2017
Saturday 3:56 pm
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So I suppose this would fit the bill right?


>> No. 5734 Anonymous
30th June 2017
Friday 8:36 pm
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Evening, lads.

Daft question, but how do I maintain my heard at a certain length? My beard trimmer only goes up to 18mm, which is shorter than I'm wanting but I don't know how else to maintain a neat and even look. I'm not got at this sort of thing.
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>> No. 5735 Anonymous
30th June 2017
Friday 9:02 pm
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Get a different beard trimmer? A lot of them have detachable heads so you can probably just buy a slightly longer blade protection thingy.
>> No. 5738 Anonymous
1st July 2017
Saturday 5:19 am
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Get it trimmed by a barber.


>> No. 11406 Anonymous
27th June 2017
Tuesday 5:51 pm
/job/11406 Workplace annoyances
Old thread isn't showing my text, so I made a new one.

I got into a political argument with a colleague.

I tend to avoid political talk due to that old adage. I mentioned how the health service was underfunded due to Tory cuts.

She countered by saving it's because of staff doing agency work. So a nurse at one hospital doing agency work at a different hospital, instead of overtime at her own. Apparently, they get triple pay via the agency. Her argument was essentially the NHS is adequately funded but the funds are mismanaged and poorly spent.

I also mentioned that if there were enough nurses to start with they'd probably wouldn't have to use agencies to begin with but she did not agree. Whilst agency fees may be a factor in the NHS funding crisis, it is probably a drop in the ocean compared with chronic Tory underfunding.

She moved on to how schools are struggling because there's too many immigrant children in schools like in Boston and teachers are struggling to cope with this and increased class sizes. I thought of rebutting her by saying increased class sizes are due to chronic Tory underfunding but what's the point, eh?

To complete the trinity of bigotry, she said there's too many immigrants coming over here claiming bennies and having too many children. I tried to point out that it's mostly younger healthy migrants who come here to work and don't use the NHS as much as the elderly do. Also the fact that birth rate is declining, who do you think will support the elderly population?

She religiously gets the Daily Heil™ everyday, so I don't know what I was expecting.
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>> No. 11513 Anonymous
30th June 2017
Friday 6:50 pm
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I take it you can't earn more because you are a moron, right?
>> No. 11518 Anonymous
30th June 2017
Friday 7:07 pm
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Careful, lad. You'll only make people angry if you insinuate poor people are stupid.
>> No. 11527 Anonymous
30th June 2017
Friday 7:59 pm
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Speaking of public sector strife, I'm keeping on this because it annoys me: Remember the wank about how the post-office strike, southern strike and airline strike and whatever were going to ruin Christmas in a a politically motivated strike attempting to bring down the government, so the government should step in and biff the trade unions on the nose again? Remember that second Winter of Discontent? No?

Yeah, exactly. Because it was nothing. Because the press lied. They want to see trade unions fucked some more even though they're already below George Galloway in terms of power held. They'll lie again, they'll do it for more mild labour disputes in the hope of getting our already stringently regulated trade unions to piss off entirely. I'm incredibly unhappy about it, from a press-honesty standpoint as much as anything else.

>if not for the fact anyone who's actually competent will land a much better job elsewhere?
I think there's a legitimate case to be made that a secondary reason is political ideology, vaguely encompassed in the Blair era obsession with statistics. Rather than develop on this, I'll just stick with the strike angle: I've always been drawn to the idea of service deliverers going on a sort of "paper strike". i.e. they won't fill in stupid self-assessment forms or other data-generating exercises secondary to their real job, but they'll continue to show up to work and provide the frontline services they're actually paid to perform.

Not work to rule, where they tediously follow the exact write-up of the job they're paid to perform (often disrupting services): Doing their actual day job and skipping the rules about target-sheets that get in their way. Obviously I don't mean fill in zero paperwork, but there's a pretty clear difference between marking your students' essays and going through a mini struggle session on form 25A about what you think your own failings are and how you'll improve them for review by the staff department. (Don't worry, it's not actionable, you just have to do it!)

Either we'd see the crucial importance of many apparent middle-class-job-creation exercises, or a lot of managers would start looking very flustered indeed as they're all forced to sit at their desks playing solitare while occasionally grabbing the phone and feigning conversation. Now wouldn't that release quite a burden from the public purse: Free Doctors, Teachers and Nurses...
>> No. 11528 Anonymous
30th June 2017
Friday 8:39 pm
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Oh no, nobody's doing that. He's insinuating stupid people are usually poor.
>> No. 11529 Anonymous
30th June 2017
Friday 9:38 pm
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It's okay lad. Soon the press will be regulated, and so will the internet. I'm happy as long as everyone else gets fucked with - especially poor people who vote for these sort of things.


>> No. 11508 Anonymous
30th June 2017
Friday 5:34 pm
/job/11508 Workplacce Annoyances
Old thread is just a thinly veiled excuse for a tedious political cunt off, so I made a new one.

Have at it chaps.
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>> No. 11519 Anonymous
30th June 2017
Friday 7:09 pm
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>> No. 11521 Anonymous
30th June 2017
Friday 7:09 pm
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We've already got a precedent for threads being retired when they get to a couple of thousand posts or so. The /101/ minor rants is on number 6 by now, there have been other threads such as Corbyn and Trump which have been split into new ones too.

Yes you can view just the last 50 posts, but it's not a perfect solution. For example clicking on a quote that's earlier than the last 50 will force the entire thread to load which is a massive ballache.
>> No. 11523 Anonymous
30th June 2017
Friday 7:16 pm
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a) This is a slower board than /101/ and this thread tends to have more actual conversations in it, which can be a mildly amusing way to pass the time by looking back on.

b) Learn to hover over quoted posts. I can do it on my phone no bother.

c) Fuck off, you're not Postmaster General.

There is absolutely no need for a new thread.
>> No. 11524 Anonymous
30th June 2017
Friday 7:20 pm
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>c) Fuck off, you're not Postmaster General.
>There is absolutely no need for a new thread.
Word, lad. Have one.
>> No. 11525 Anonymous
30th June 2017
Friday 7:36 pm
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What could be more fitting?


>> No. 11350 Anonymous
10th June 2017
Saturday 1:51 pm
/job/11350 Overpayment of Universal Credit
Woke up to a weekend ruiner of a £750 overpayment bill. I really need help in working out whether this is enforceable, and why the amount is so...

Between- 26th Sep 16 - 25th Nov 16.

Confirmed Payments During Period 26/09/16 - 25/11/16

------------- PERIOD BEGINS ----------------------------------
30th Sep = £242.40 (legitimate payment during UC claim period)
<----------- "You asked us on 24th Oct to close UC Claim." They said this in the letter.
1st Nov = £256.37 - (SHOULD be legitimate payment - only 9 days later closure)
--------------- PERIOD ENDS--------------------------
1st Dec = £494.17 (overpayment?)
<------------ Immediate Phonecall made questioning Dec payment. Advised payable in small instalments when employment found OR is paid back through benefit payment deductions. Was not aware of information below (Turn2US) at this point, did not question legitimacy of bill.

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>> No. 11497 Anonymous
30th June 2017
Friday 11:19 am
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No lad, >>11357 and >>11456 were the helpful posts. >>11458 was merely being pedantic about the meaning of 'national rate'.
>> No. 11498 Anonymous
30th June 2017
Friday 12:09 pm
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Off your meds again, postmaster?
>> No. 11505 Anonymous
30th June 2017
Friday 3:24 pm
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It is still good info. You shouldn't get so defensive because someone corrected you on an anonymouse imageboard. Nobody knows that you are a moron, stop drawing attention to it.
>> No. 11507 Anonymous
30th June 2017
Friday 5:01 pm
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You misunderstand; by drawing attention to it my intentions were altruistic. I was attempting to prevent him from wasting his time on unnecessary posts in future. I can see why you would have thought otherwise though, so no worries, I forgive you.
>> No. 11516 Anonymous
30th June 2017
Friday 6:52 pm
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Why are you lot so passive-aggressive?


>> No. 11514 Anonymous
30th June 2017
Friday 6:51 pm
/job/11514 Workplace Annoyances Rev.II(c)
Because what else is more annoying than that informative poster with a shutterstock watermark over the top that your boss made and stuck on the canteen noticeboard.


>> No. 7026 Anonymous
22nd June 2017
Thursday 2:50 pm
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Hello .gs,

I'm not sure if this is /emo/, /£$€¥/ or /job/ but I'm throwing my lot in here.

I've just moved into a situation for the first time in my life where I'll be able to make a start at making savings. I've just finished up with the university student life, and I've been lucky enough to land a job that pays a a pretty high salary (18.5k take-home, not including overtime). It's a job I can do well, and I can see myself putting at least 5 years into it.

The trouble is, I have no idea where to start when it comes to savings beyond immediately getting out of the student overdraft. I have no credit card debt or any other kind of debt beyond the overdraft, into which I am about 1.5k deep.

I don't know anything about investing and I don't expect to learn anything in-depth about it from an imageboard - instead I'm looking for anecdotal advice, stuff that's worked personally for people.


I have about ~£150-200 a week that I can save/invest after I clear my overdraft. What should I do with it?

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>> No. 7050 Anonymous
26th June 2017
Monday 7:03 pm
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You're clearly not as middle class as you think.

What's wrong with Sandra?
>> No. 7051 Anonymous
26th June 2017
Monday 10:11 pm
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She won't stop sending me baby pictures I mean they're not even her babies I don't understand.
>> No. 7052 Anonymous
29th June 2017
Thursday 12:17 pm
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What's that supposed to mean? I though inherited wealth and education made me middle class, not being an entitled cunt about it.
>> No. 7053 Anonymous
29th June 2017
Thursday 5:11 pm
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If a dog is born in a stable it doesn't make it a horse. Money doesn't give you class, you filthy new money scum.
>> No. 7054 Anonymous
30th June 2017
Friday 3:13 am
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Going out and grafting hard to earn a bit of butty is what it's all about.
Nobody is entitled to anything apart from those that can't work for their butty.
Anyone taking a butty will be shot.


>> No. 58165 Are Moaty
21st June 2017
Wednesday 8:09 am
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>> No. 58170 Anonymous
22nd June 2017
Thursday 11:39 pm
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Mods can still make things autoplay if they want.
The downside is that when you're logged in as a mod, deleted posts are still visible, so even if it's deleted, it still autoplays until it's bumped away.
>> No. 58171 YubYub
23rd June 2017
Friday 12:06 am
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OK, well, on behalf of all posters, in future would you mind not posting a load of annoying autoplaying videos in star, no matter how drunk you may be at the time?
>> No. 58172 Auntiefucker
23rd June 2017
Friday 12:12 am
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Yes, I would mind.
>> No. 58178 Anonymous
27th June 2017
Tuesday 5:52 pm
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Why are you talking about this in Gideon's interracial gangbang thread, of all places?
>> No. 58179 YubYub
29th June 2017
Thursday 12:14 pm
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A now-deleted post, the content of which I'm sure you can infer.


>> No. 411866 Anonymous
29th June 2017
Thursday 1:01 am
/b/411866 EID MUBARAK!
Got carried away with feasting and forgot you lot. I hope you lot had good Eid celebrations.

What did you do for Eid?
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>> No. 411873 Anonymous
29th June 2017
Thursday 4:59 am
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Was probably pissed and eating pork products as usual really, agnostic Christian-born here.

Met a nice apostate eskimo-born bloke randomly at a gig the other week in the midst of Ramadan who was at pains to tell me how wasted he was and that he had done a line of coke and a pill.

Religion's fucking daft.


>> No. 7925 Anonymous
3rd May 2017
Wednesday 11:17 pm
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I'm looking for a drug that gives a similar high to that of a very strong coffee, which for me grants 10-15 minutes of what I can only describe as happiness and warmness through my hands.

It isn't overwhelming, it puts me in a good mood and I'm more inclined to music. The problem is it doesn't last very long at all, and if I try and recreate this all day with a hundred coffees, I end up feeling agitated and jittery.

Nicotine is a very similar high, but has the same drawbacks.
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>> No. 7947 Anonymous
27th June 2017
Tuesday 11:22 pm
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Microdoses of LSD?
>> No. 7948 Anonymous
27th June 2017
Tuesday 11:24 pm
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I find nootropics are helpful for rationalising negative feelings to the point that you can see past them.
>> No. 7949 Anonymous
27th June 2017
Tuesday 11:59 pm
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You should definitely talk to your GP about whether you might be depressed and consider an antidepressant or CBT if it's offered.

You should also consider two non-pharmaceutical treatments with very strong evidence of efficacy - exercise and mindfulness. It sounds a bit airy-fairy, but the evidence is undeniable. Exercise and mindfulness are about as effective as most pharmaceutical treatments for anxiety and depression. It's not particularly difficult or time-consuming.

Consider animals held in captivity. If they aren't provided with sufficient space and stimulating activity or if their environment is too noisy and stressful, they develop a range of serious behavioural problems - repetitive pacing, head-banging, self-mutilation and so on. There's nothing wrong with the animal, but a toxic environment has sent them mad. They usually recover very quickly if they're placed in a more suitable environment.

Think about whether your environment is the equivalent of a cramped cage at a zoo. Think about whether you spend too much time sitting and not enough time in nature. Think about whether you're exposing yourself to avoidable stressors. Think about whether your leisure activities are really making you feel fulfilled and consider trying something new. If you're not happy in your job, really go all-out on finding something better.
>> No. 7950 Anonymous
28th June 2017
Wednesday 3:57 pm
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Ketamine has apparently shown quite promising results as an anti-depressant.
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28th June 2017
Wednesday 7:44 pm
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Fresh air and regular exercise.


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>> No. 9544 Anonymous
26th June 2013
Wednesday 10:29 pm
/nom/9544 Recipes only, no comments. Stickied

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>> No. 12211 Anonymous
23rd January 2017
Monday 5:18 pm
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Other than now having to dispose of a pan full of hot oil and gunk, making mozzarella sticks is pretty easy.

Dash of water and a couple of eggs beaten in a bowl. Some of those pre-crumbed breadcrumbs. That cheap mozzarella that doesn't fall apart, Sainsburies sell bricks of it. Chop the cheese into whatever shapes, dunk it in the egg, then the crumbs then do that again (just doing it once isn't enough and it flakes off in the oil). Chuck them two at a time in some oil that's hot enough to sizzle when you drip a little of the egg stuff into it, for 15-30 seconds until golden brown. Fish them out somehow and put them on some kitchen roll to absorb the extra oil.

They're okay, nothing special. I think some seasoning mixed into the crumbs would improve it a lot, salt especially.
>> No. 12302 Anonymous
1st May 2017
Monday 6:26 pm
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Fuck, this was me being desperate, and injured in my right arm. Fuck it was beautiful.

1) Take saucepan. Put on hob.

2) Chop an onion, garlic, Chinese broccoli (or any leafy green one wishes), half a head of garlic, half a pepper, a chilli, bacon.

3) Fry.

4) Make some Me Goerong instant noodles (or whatever.) Add spice mix, chili powder, pepper and salt to saucepan. Oxo/stock to taste.

5) After 15 min tops, add contents of pan to 2 bowls of noddles.

6) Enjoy.

This, I have finally realised, is how you eat instant noodles. Fuck was that lovely.
>> No. 12303 Anonymous
3rd May 2017
Wednesday 2:52 am
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>Fish them out somehow
Bit late to this, but you want one of these (attached). They're called a wire skimmer.

>This, I have finally realised, is how you eat instant noodles.
Sounds good. I've never gone that far but I do occasionally do egg drop noodles (toss in an egg to cook in the water when you're boiling the noodles, takes a bit of learning but it won't take more than a go or two to figure it out). Works best with a duck egg, their yolk is really rich and complements the otherwise rather artificial "umami" (MSG) of flat-pack instant noodles.
>> No. 12304 Anonymous
28th June 2017
Wednesday 2:08 pm
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I got a slotted spoon, it does just as well.

Turns out you can buy 2.3kg tubs of hot lime pickle.


>> No. 411628 Anonymous
21st June 2017
Wednesday 6:36 am
/b/411628 Queens Speech
Today's the day, lads.

I'm eagerly looking forward to Her Maj's announcements that parliament will be abolished and that she will be taking charge of Brexit negotiations herself.
I'm still going to be surprised to learn what parliament is being replaced with though.
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>> No. 411845 Anonymous
27th June 2017
Tuesday 10:40 pm
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Anyone else find it really weird that Newsnight hasn't mentioned the Tory/DUP deal for two nights in a row? It's kind of a big deal.
>> No. 411850 Anonymous
28th June 2017
Wednesday 10:25 am
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Newsnight has always had a very different remit from the regular bulletins, so it wouldn't be a massive departure.
>> No. 411851 Anonymous
28th June 2017
Wednesday 10:30 am
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When did this segment air?
>> No. 411852 Anonymous
28th June 2017
Wednesday 11:06 am
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>>411851 It was an interview about brexit. There's been no dedicated analysis of discussion of the deal though
>> No. 411854 Anonymous
28th June 2017
Wednesday 1:55 pm
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If you're missing your DUP fix, the deadline for forming a government in NI is tomorrow. SF had an incentive to walk away and take their chances on an election, but the DUP can now walk away, legitimately claim that there isn't the desire for yet another election and call for direct rule from the government they're propping up instead, which I'm sure they'll try and influence. If be surprised if they don't mention that at some point this week.


>> No. 83060 Anonymous
25th June 2017
Sunday 9:52 pm
/pol/83060 sack Parliament IT department
This is fucking balls. First, all MPs should have two factor authentication enabled on their accounts. Second, the local IT team should have password policies enabled. Third, they should be brute force testing their own accounts regularly. What the actual fuck are they up to?

Also, this is now going to be hilarious. Because 90 parliamentary email accounts just got into the public domain.
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>> No. 83062 Anonymous
25th June 2017
Sunday 10:13 pm
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I can't wait for Theresa's reaction to this.
>> No. 83063 Anonymous
25th June 2017
Sunday 10:25 pm
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>the local IT team should have password policies enabled.
Password policies are really fucking annoying, and the clientele includes MPs who are Too Bloody Important to have to put up with them. Also, a lot of the time they're counterproductive anyway, since they encourage sequences. If you put in measures to prevent sequences, you'll just end up either flooding your helpdesk with "I can't remember the 128-character line-noise password you made me set last week" or leaving yourself open to the Post-It Note Attack.
>> No. 83065 Anonymous
25th June 2017
Sunday 10:47 pm
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The real answer is surely 2fa. The City have pretty much abandoned passwords - they're using security tokens and biometrics.
>> No. 83066 Anonymous
25th June 2017
Sunday 11:06 pm
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I was going to ask how Jacob Rees-Mogg would cope, but then again he probably employs someone to sit in front of the magic lantern and type on the plastic typewriter for him.
>> No. 83075 Anonymous
27th June 2017
Tuesday 8:49 pm
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'Laugh-out-loud' as they say in the Rees-Mogg household.


>> No. 21557 Anonymous
27th June 2017
Tuesday 3:41 pm
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