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>> No. 4917 Anonymous
30th July 2013
Tuesday 6:01 pm
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Sounds like the knob-jockeys need to man up.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2013/jul/30/liverpool-unacceptable-words-discrimination
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>> No. 8124 Anonymous
27th April 2017
Thursday 8:49 pm
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>>8123

I don't think it is racist, it is crass and weird, and it is a sign that they are probably racist that they are so facinatied with the colour of the baby of a mixed race couple. But using choclate and milk to refer to the colour of people themselves isn't racist.
>> No. 8125 Anonymous
27th April 2017
Thursday 8:59 pm
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>>8124

I suppose technically, it's not a racist comment. However, it is a comment only a racist would make. Or someone with severe learning disabilities.
>> No. 8126 Anonymous
28th April 2017
Friday 7:12 am
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>>8125
Or someone obsessed with chocolate milk.
>> No. 8127 Anonymous
28th April 2017
Friday 4:00 pm
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>>8126
What goes on behind closed cupboard doors is none of your business, m7.
>> No. 8128 Anonymous
28th April 2017
Friday 10:28 pm
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>>8127
Closed fridge doors, please.

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>> No. 25894 Anonymous
28th April 2017
Friday 1:01 pm
/g/25894 Handheld document/book scanner
This might be a bit of a strange request, but can anybody recommend a good quality, durable (battery and general lifespan) and reliable document and/or book scanner?
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>> No. 25895 Anonymous
28th April 2017
Friday 1:53 pm
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Handheld scanners are rubbish.

If you need to occasionally scan a few pages, use your phone. There are great apps that will instantly produce print-ready PDFs. As long as your phone has a half-decent camera, you'll get perfectly usable results.

http://lifehacker.com/five-best-mobile-document-scanning-apps-1691417781

If you need to digitise large quantities of documents, use a Scansnap iX500. It does 25ppm full duplex and you can get spare parts at a reasonable price. If you need to digitise large quantities of books that you don't mind destroying, take them to a printing shop and have them cut off the spine on their guillotine. You can then run the loose pages through the iX500.

If you need to digitise large quantities of books that you can't destroy, you'll want a dedicated book scanner. The Scansnap SV600 is acceptable, but the Archivist Quill is the cheapest serious option.
>> No. 25896 Anonymous
28th April 2017
Friday 6:27 pm
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>>25894
Your phone.
>> No. 25897 Anonymous
28th April 2017
Friday 7:50 pm
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>>25895
>If you need to occasionally scan a few pages, use your phone. There are great apps that will instantly produce print-ready PDFs. As long as your phone has a half-decent camera, you'll get perfectly usable results.
This. On top of simply spitting out images, some apps will even do cool things like pick out the edges of the document and distort the image so it has the right proportions, and then attempt to read it.

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>> No. 57871 YubYub
21st April 2017
Friday 11:49 pm
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Evening lad m8s

Does the shadow still frequent here? What about lolitastic?
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>> No. 57898 Are Moaty
22nd April 2017
Saturday 10:38 pm
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>>57896
He can fuck monks in Croydon don't be a racist
>> No. 57899 Ambulancelad
23rd April 2017
Sunday 12:07 pm
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>>57898

I don't think you understand what Croydon means m8.
>> No. 57900 Samefag
23rd April 2017
Sunday 3:19 pm
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>>57899
It's a place full of fgts who do the bumming
>> No. 57905 YubYub
28th April 2017
Friday 12:23 am
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I thought it had been too long since we had an obligatory 'Britfags Personalities' post. Seriously, I never understood why so much nostalgia over people that were clearly not liked
>> No. 57908 Ambulancelad
28th April 2017
Friday 6:27 am
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>>57905

I don't think you understand what personality means.

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>> No. 81994 Anonymous
5th April 2017
Wednesday 9:33 am
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Did Livingstone say anything wrong?
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>> No. 82090 Anonymous
17th April 2017
Monday 1:21 am
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>>81994

leftoid twatmonkeys eating themselves alive

that is about it
>> No. 82100 Anonymous
17th April 2017
Monday 10:40 am
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>>82090
You have to let go of the hate.
>> No. 82109 Anonymous
18th April 2017
Tuesday 2:34 pm
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>>81994
The truth is rassssssssssisssssssssssssssssssss now. It doesn't matter if he states simple facts. All must submit to the demands of the Party and their narrative of ever shifting reality and history, written to suit their current plans. Reality is ignored. Study of reality instead of the model they construct to replace it is forbidden. Facts must be buried. Dangerous commies are good at burying stuff, often millions of the dead they murdered, but also facts.
>> No. 82110 Anonymous
18th April 2017
Tuesday 2:41 pm
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>>82109
>It doesn't matter if he states simple facts
Which incident are you referring to? Clearly not the Hitler thing since those were only facts in the alternative sense.
>> No. 82231 Anonymous
27th April 2017
Thursday 9:30 pm
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>>82013
>Ann Frankly
Good one, anon.

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>> No. 24845 Anonymous
27th April 2017
Thursday 5:32 pm
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My life has gone downhill ever since I met a Brazilian Ju Jitsu fighter at Westfield and saw him selling copies of big tissue. It's strange but the way I remember it was that I was set for everything but at December in 2011, things became worse. Nothing mattered and I couldn't eat much as well as wondering whether the nootropics I was taking would actually end up in me being hospitalised. It becomes extraordinarily strange when I realise a lot of it was recorded on this here website, on the IRC itself. I want to understand exactly what was happening in 2012. There's some more things that happened which include kidnapping, torture and brainwashing (as well as strong secret service intimidation) but I wanted to find out exactly why my life became strange.


I remember absolutely everything as well as absolutley nothing. If you get my gist.
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>> No. 24846 Anonymous
27th April 2017
Thursday 5:50 pm
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Is this the hook for your novel OP. Because it makes no sense to me otherwise.
>> No. 24847 Anonymous
27th April 2017
Thursday 8:02 pm
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I, too, sometimes wonder where it all went wrong.

I, too, keep coming to the observation that it all seemed alight up til around the time I made the decision to become more committed, shall we say, to the use of recreational substances.

I, too, wonder if there is any significance to this seemingly coincidental convergence of circumstances.

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>> No. 25892 Anonymous
27th April 2017
Thursday 2:33 am
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Hello lads, I'm looking for a USB stick to record live TV shows on to, using my smart TV. It's a Sony KDL32W705C.

Can any one recommend a stick fast enough for my TV to record on to, it's got to be fast enough to record HD TV and has to be at least 64GB (The TV doesn't accept smaller sticks).

Also will I be able to record channels that I'm not watching, after doing some googling this seems to be a drawback of most TVs?
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>> No. 25893 Anonymous
27th April 2017
Thursday 5:19 am
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Like most TVs, the KDL32W705C only has one tuner. This means that you can't watch one programme while recording another - the TV can only tune in to one channel at a time.

I think you'd be better off with a streaming stick like a Fire TV Stick or a Chromecast. Everything you'd want to watch is available via streaming, without the faff of remembering to record anything. A decent 64GB USB stick is about £20, but a Chromecast is only £25 from Currys.

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>> No. 25884 Anonymous
25th April 2017
Tuesday 11:09 am
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I'm in the market for a laptop, but I'm not sure if I can get away with meeting all my criteria.

- It'll be purely for business, the most demanding thing it will be opening is numerous Chrome tabs.
- It needs to run Windows software, with MS Office.
- I want it to be lightweight and no bigger than an A4 pad.

Is there any chance of me getting this for around £200?

I've been seeing refurbished X series Thinkpads from as little as £100, but maybe this is dodgy?

Do you lads know of something better?
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>> No. 25887 Anonymous
25th April 2017
Tuesday 4:21 pm
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People throw away laptops with those sorts of capabilities at the skip. Get down there quick and have a rummage, you might save some poor African kid the trouble.
>> No. 25888 Anonymous
25th April 2017
Tuesday 7:33 pm
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>>25886
Agreed - many of the T series and X series of Lenovo are actually still IBM designs in disguise, before Lenovo bought them. They are very very good PCs and what I would have were I not a Mac person. We use them extensively at work, also. You can pick them up s/h very easily and they are quite upgradable and fixable.
>> No. 25889 Anonymous
25th April 2017
Tuesday 8:52 pm
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>>25886>>25888

Thanks lads, I went with an X100E, which is meant to be highly portable. I'll report back whether it's up to much as a laptop.

>>25887

A bigger or more fancy laptop really wouldn't suit my needs here. No sense in spending more than I have to.
>> No. 25890 Anonymous
25th April 2017
Tuesday 9:56 pm
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>>25886
Good advice.
>It's also well worth considering an SSD upgrade
I would say that an SSD is one of the most important considerations for a new laptop (or PC for that matter). There's been plenty of evangelism for them here in the past so I'll spare you the sales pitch, but get one, even if it means getting a machine that's shittier in other ways.
>> No. 25891 Anonymous
26th April 2017
Wednesday 1:26 am
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>>25890
Yep - easiest and most effective PC upgrade out there at the moment.

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>> No. 6905 Anonymous
24th April 2017
Monday 10:18 pm
/£$€¥/6905 Stocks and shares and funds and things
Lads, I've gone and done it. I poured all my savings into an IG ISA Shares account and went on a binge and bought shit loads of shares in different companies (see pic). Each worth about a grand.

If it goes tits up, I will just hold on to the shares until shit stabilises. I don't know how, but I want to turn £9k into £40k in a year or so.

How stupid am I? I checked earnings per share and all the other metrics that was on the website. Am I fucked? I feel like I fucked up, but hey-ho shit happens I suppose. If one of them increase ten-times over, it should cancel out everything else getting fucked... I think.
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>> No. 6923 Anonymous
25th April 2017
Tuesday 9:45 pm
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>>6921
I created my own portfolio. It is full of volatile stocks that I believe will get me over 300% return in a year or so. I looked around most of the ETFs around the world and there was nothing that could obviously achieve >300% return. Maybe they aren't risky enough, or maybe most investors aren't as stupid as me.

So I settle for IG because they were the cheapest when you compare the per deal rates, Admin fees, penalties for inactivity, the type of ISA, the rates for buying foreign instruments, etc. They came out the cheapest... unless I missed a better broker.

>>6920
Yes, but that is tiny compared to how much Imagination depended on Apple. Over half of their revenue came from sales and licenses to Apple.
>> No. 6925 Anonymous
25th April 2017
Tuesday 9:50 pm
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>>6923 Yeah, but their price has already taken the battering from being dropped by Apple. If they don't die on their arse from lack of funds (horribly possible, they let go a lot of their senior guys), they _might_ recover in an interesting way. At least they're not chasing the woeful DAB stuff any more.
>> No. 6926 Anonymous
25th April 2017
Tuesday 10:07 pm
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>>6923

Did you look at X-O? They were the cheapest when I opened a dealing account. X-O, as in, execution only. I never actually invested anything because I wasn't 100% comfortable sinking my money into a sketchy e-company, and anything that doesn't appear sketchy (eg. Hargreaves Lansdown) charge a premium for management. How much did you (heheh) "invest"?
>> No. 6927 Anonymous
25th April 2017
Tuesday 10:12 pm
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>>6913
.>stick all your savings on Lucky Lad in the 3:15 at Kempton.

YOU COULD BUY THAT HORSE OF YOURS LET ALONE BACK IT
>> No. 6928 Anonymous
25th April 2017
Tuesday 10:15 pm
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>>6926
I never heard of XO. IG isn't sketchy. They are also listed on the exchange.

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>> No. 4239 Anonymous
13th April 2017
Thursday 4:49 pm
/fat/4239 Defective Dick
I'm twenty-two and my knob's not working properly. It's getting sixty percent hard then giving up.

The GP I saw today put it down to anxiety, but true to GP form barely asked any questions so once I was out I though of half a dozen other things I could have told her. Oh, and the sheet of paper informing me of my "chest pains" and "three weeks of erectile dysfunction" fell out of my back pocket on the way home, so hopefully it's a windy fucking weekend because this town isn't that fucking big and my name isn't that fucking generic.

It says moan so I'm ticking it, even if this is the OP.
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>> No. 4269 Anonymous
23rd April 2017
Sunday 4:45 pm
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>>4268

I got this from the nofap forum. I'm not sure if the stuff about the neurotransmitters is correct but the rest is what people have reported.
>> No. 4270 Anonymous
23rd April 2017
Sunday 6:27 pm
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>>4263

Alright, but what am I going to do about the brain haemorrhage your insensibly stupid post just gave me?

>>4265

>5 minutes - heart rate returns to normal.

What? What are you even talking about? After tugging myself off? No way, otherwise I'd have had a resting heart rate of seventeen-thousand by my fourteenth birthday.

>2-3 days - guilt and shame seems to decrease.

I don't have either of those, because I didn't grow up being ogled like a Fleshlight by a priest for most of my childhood, unlike the dippy Yank who wrote this.

>7 days - brain fog lifts.
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>> No. 4271 Anonymous
23rd April 2017
Sunday 9:27 pm
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>>4270

Yeah, you need to stop wanking, lad.
>> No. 4272 Anonymous
23rd April 2017
Sunday 9:35 pm
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>>4271

I don't even wank that much and my cock's fine now.
>> No. 4273 Anonymous
25th April 2017
Tuesday 7:43 pm
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>>4271
Not sure he does, he makes a series of good points.

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>> No. 22117 Anonymous
25th April 2017
Tuesday 3:19 am
/e/22117 Fighting Fantasy and all that
Warlock of Firetop Mountain is out on Steam. I missed it, apparently, but here it is:
http://store.steampowered.com/app/324740/
So... any ideas how we can play this as a group, like the old days? You now get save points and three chances to resurrect your adventurer after you do something obviously fucking stupid and die, so we might actually make it.

I can screencap but I might get tired of it as there's a lot of text and graphics and stuff, and the combat is fairly intricate. I'm trying to think if there's a better/easier way of doing it, like a dedicated Twitch channel with chat disabled, all controlled from here... any ideas?

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>> No. 409933 Anonymous
24th April 2017
Monday 4:49 pm
/b/409933 decoders are made of babies , .
" why is everything going wrong , ? " , computers are being made of babies to find a new planet to live on instead of trusting difinity , to help keep this world safe and alive , there is a mad globalism of people seeking to simply waste planet to planet rather than live on this world , and care for this world , with difinity , .

" We're all gonna make it , brah , . " , zyzz , .
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>> No. 409934 Anonymous
24th April 2017
Monday 5:01 pm
409934 Return of the Word salad!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRisDso99s0
>> No. 409943 Anonymous
25th April 2017
Tuesday 1:10 am
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Managed about 2 minutes before getting bored.

Better than Emily's tripe, though.

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>> No. 5148 Anonymous
27th January 2015
Tuesday 10:24 pm
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Do you own any artwork?

There's an original Rolf Harris painting on eBay for £2.20, which I'm considering bidding on while everyone else is put off BT him being a filthy noncecase.

Look at this on eBay:

http://pages.ebay.com/link/?nav=item.view&alt=web&id=111583864967
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>> No. 5467 Anonymous
24th April 2017
Monday 2:24 pm
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Only £7.33.

https://www.artfinder.com/product/nude-dirty-with-fingerprints/
>> No. 5468 Anonymous
24th April 2017
Monday 3:30 pm
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I realised yesterday that art occurs only in the minds of people. The creators intended meaning is irrelevant as far as perception goes. Its what we see that matters; what we make it mean. Art is a portal to our own minds. If we can-not see art in something, our thoughts are not deep enough to interpret it. To interpret ourselves.

Or is it that the creators communication of intention is art? Wouldn't that only make understandable 'art' 'good'?

I started out thinking I understood. Now I just don't know. I can see it all together in an intricately crafted maelstrom but trying to pick out a single point sends it all to chaos.
>> No. 5469 Anonymous
24th April 2017
Monday 3:45 pm
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>>5468
Isn't that true of everything non-noumenal?
>> No. 5470 Anonymous
24th April 2017
Monday 4:01 pm
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>>5468

Your statement rings with very similar views to that of Roland Barthes in his essay 'The Death of the Author'. Personally I dislike it because I feel it leads to an arrogance in the view that their interpretation is the truth and that the authors opinion is irrelevant.

I take the position that art is a form of communication, and all communication is ultimately an attempt to convey one set of ideas to another person which has various problems because of misunderstandings of shared meanings and bias. To me a master piece is a work that conveys the author’s intention as perfectly as possible to another mind. This line of analysis will lead you to the conclusion that James Joyce was a pretentious over rated cunt, however.
>> No. 5471 Anonymous
24th April 2017
Monday 4:05 pm
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>>5469
>non-noumenal

I don't see what Linkin Park have got to do with all of this.

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>> No. 409802 Anonymous
21st April 2017
Friday 7:24 pm
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I got into a discussion today over acceptable sentence length that I know you lads will enjoy. What rules do you try to stick to on this topic?

Personally I aim for between 30-40 as an absolute cap but it seems common that people apply the 25 words or fewer rule. Now I know that I am one of those people who is prone to writing long meandering sentences that don't go anywhere but I can't imagine writing on any serious topic using a cap of 25 words. Short sentences always generalize everything.
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>> No. 409904 Anonymous
23rd April 2017
Sunday 11:29 pm
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>>409903
>you just wrote off McNab worse than I did.
He not only did it in a mere five words, he even managed to spell the name correctly.
>> No. 409905 Anonymous
23rd April 2017
Sunday 11:35 pm
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>>409904
I'm sorry, I haven't been in an airport bookshop lately.
>> No. 409906 Anonymous
24th April 2017
Monday 12:18 am
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If only there were some way to find out the name of someone who wrote a book.
>> No. 409907 Anonymous
24th April 2017
Monday 12:36 am
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>>409906
The most unsettling thing about that image is the search only gives you the correct answer if the question is grammatically incorrect. It seems that google works better if you use the search function like a moron.
>> No. 409908 Anonymous
24th April 2017
Monday 8:23 am
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>>409906
I'm not sure why you think anyone would care enough to bother in this case. Why are you just bitching about that while avoiding the actual subject at hand? Is it because you're incapable of admitting you're wrong?

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>> No. 409437 Anonymous
6th April 2017
Thursday 5:19 pm
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It's that time of year again, lads.

Pick your filly.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4385858/Aintree-gets-fashionable-start.html

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/whats-on/whats-on-news/gallery/grand-national-fashion-day-one-12855549

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3269714/grand-national-weekend-start-aintree-racegoers-bar/

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/603249/grand-national-runners-aintree-horse-racing-punters

Tomorrow is Ladies Day. This is the warm up.
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>> No. 409592 Anonymous
9th April 2017
Sunday 9:11 pm
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>>409591
Those ones are probably disgusting but that's a great concept.
>> No. 409593 Anonymous
9th April 2017
Sunday 9:12 pm
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>>409591
I don't normally bother with any frozen food, but that looks tempting.
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9th April 2017
Sunday 10:10 pm
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>>409592
IIRC, a few years back one of their top sellers at Christmas was sweet chilli prawns coated in Rice Krispies so they've been trying all sorts of 'fusion cuisine' in the hope of another hit.
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11th April 2017
Tuesday 10:22 am
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>>409594

Fusion cuisine, eh?

Not sure I'd go to Iceland for that.
>> No. 409808 Anonymous
22nd April 2017
Saturday 11:07 am
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>> No. 57840 Ambulancelad
3rd April 2017
Monday 2:17 pm
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>> No. 57841 Ambulancelad
3rd April 2017
Monday 8:07 pm
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This is why I only use Papa Johns.
>> No. 57842 Are Moaty
3rd April 2017
Monday 8:13 pm
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>>57840
I WANT TO BELIEVE BUT
>> No. 57843 R4GE
3rd April 2017
Monday 10:27 pm
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For fuck sake it's basically the worst pizza in the country too.
>> No. 57844 R4GE
4th April 2017
Tuesday 12:11 am
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I just noticed the special sauce on her face😍

Me and the wife absolutely love that sticky substance they use at our dominoes (you have to ask for it special) but apparently the ingredients are a secret??? Don't know if maybe the delivery driver just refuses to tell us because we always check his id to make sure he ain't an illegal.

NB: make sure you order something to wash it down with because it likes to stick to your teeth and back of throat.
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22nd April 2017
Saturday 11:02 am
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>> No. 1635 Anonymous
8th April 2017
Saturday 8:58 pm
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Look at the willies at 0.19 - 2.29.

Is that really what normal size willies look like?
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>> No. 1643 Anonymous
10th April 2017
Monday 4:31 pm
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For the first time in my life I decided to take a measurement and I got 3.8' flaccid. The video says 2-3 is average so that is nice I guess. If I got back into shape I might get a show-er!

Nah wait. I've always thought of myself as having a small flaccid cock and have been told this (without any complaints). Now I have to come to terms with living in a world where I have an average cock which is a shock I wasn't prepared for.

>>1640
Get some exercise m8 you are starting to look like Dr. Robotnik. I'm no Albert Einstein of dick so I can't really comment on size but I do know that this stuff doesn't matter.
>> No. 1644 Anonymous
10th April 2017
Monday 6:01 pm
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I'm in the "well hung" category according to this video. However, never have I had to put my cock in my pants fucking sideways. What kind of primitive ape moron does that? There's just no need.

Even if the video's claim that the boxer "cup size" isn't big enough was true, it curls comfortably down around one's balls. Why would you ever chose to go through the day with your knob pointing off to one side?

I mean just try it for a moment (assuming you're not one of the small fellows). It's bloody annoying. It's like when you have one sock that keeps falling down to your ankle while the other is securely up your shin. It's impossible to concentrate on anything else.

What is wrong with some people, good grief.
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11th April 2017
Tuesday 1:49 pm
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I just tie mine in a knot.
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21st April 2017
Friday 11:37 am
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22nd April 2017
Saturday 2:01 am
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>>1647

And yet he's wearing a wedding ring.

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>> No. 4012 Anonymous
14th December 2012
Friday 9:36 am
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Stickied
Applying for JSA links
http://pastebin.com/5vJCh4HQ
http://www.urban75.com/Action/Jsa/jsa2.html
Both are a little out of date.
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>> No. 11267 Anonymous
21st April 2017
Friday 12:33 pm
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>>11266
Maybe, The last time I signed on was 7 years ago and back then I was an unexperienced herbert so I was expecting to be treated like one.
I've been going from job to job moving up for the past few years and I know all the do's and dont's, how to write a CV, how to dress for Interviews and how to deal with them, all that stuff. So when I'm told I'm going to have to waste my time with stuff I already know it's understandable why I'll become cuntish.
I know they're only trying to help but I'm hardly some tracksuit wearing chav stinking of booze unwilling to look for work. As said I'm only really on it so I have a record I was doing something, I'm not going to be jumping through all their hoops this time.
>> No. 11274 Anonymous
21st April 2017
Friday 7:46 pm
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>>11267
Why are you unemployed if you know so much?
>> No. 11275 Anonymous
21st April 2017
Friday 10:48 pm
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>>11274
Because no one will believe the answer to life the universe and everything even if I told them.
>> No. 11276 Anonymous
21st April 2017
Friday 10:55 pm
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>>11275
Yeah, it is difficult to believe homeless alcoholic men.

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>> No. 79922 Anonymous
10th November 2016
Thursday 2:41 pm
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This man is going to be the next UK Prime Minister and it's going to be fucking awesome.
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>> No. 82175 Anonymous
21st April 2017
Friday 7:09 pm
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>>82165
Wikileaks is just a publisher with a strong level of control from leakers on when the information they share can be released. Beyond that its just speculation, I mean you wonder what the Russians could offer with good reason because its not like they can stage a rescue.

>>82170
Who is going to replace Dimbleby when he retires anyway? It seems like the BBC is going to have a real problem in a few years time not just with him but also Andrew Neil.
>> No. 82176 Anonymous
21st April 2017
Friday 7:46 pm
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>>82175

>Who is going to replace Dimbleby when he retires anyway?

Andrew Marr?
>> No. 82177 Anonymous
21st April 2017
Friday 7:53 pm
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This man is going to replace David Dimbleby, and it's going to be fucking awesome.
>> No. 82178 Anonymous
21st April 2017
Friday 8:34 pm
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>>82176
Huw Edwards was lined up to do the election in 2020, and is still the preferred successor for election night. I could see Marr taking on QT. He has the tenor to chair the debate and the hands to point at the audience members. John Humphrys has filled in before but he's only a few years younger than Dimbleby. Based on his performances on Newsnight, I'd keep an eye on James O'Brien.

My personal theory based on observations in 2010 and 2015 is that Dimbleby is actually dead and has been replaced by a robot. There's no way a 77 year old could have kept going from 10pm to 6pm with only a couple of hours sleep in the middle.
>> No. 82180 Anonymous
21st April 2017
Friday 10:22 pm
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>>82177
Oh Christ here we go again. Brace yourselves, lads.

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>> No. 82141 Anonymous
20th April 2017
Thursday 2:06 pm
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Lads.

I'm considering joining the Conservative party.
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>> No. 82146 Anonymous
20th April 2017
Thursday 5:33 pm
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Sad!
>> No. 82147 Anonymous
20th April 2017
Thursday 6:15 pm
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Okay.
>> No. 82150 Anonymous
20th April 2017
Thursday 6:33 pm
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>>82144

I have a shirt in exactly that tartan.
>> No. 82151 Anonymous
20th April 2017
Thursday 6:50 pm
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>>82150
To match the wife, eh Phil?
>> No. 82179 Anonymous
21st April 2017
Friday 9:41 pm
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>>82144
If you ask really nicely it's one of these

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>> No. 409787 Anonymous
20th April 2017
Thursday 6:30 pm
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I took this quiz about aspostrophes and thought of you lads.

http://play.bbc.co.uk/play/pen/gwcv37b8rq

Will you accept the challenge?
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>> No. 409794 Anonymous
20th April 2017
Thursday 7:46 pm
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>>409791
Same. Fuck them.
>> No. 409795 Anonymous
20th April 2017
Thursday 8:12 pm
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>>409791
I didn't think that rule was limited to Biblical names.

"I have James' pen" looks more correct than "I have James's pen" to me by far.
>> No. 409796 Anonymous
20th April 2017
Thursday 10:09 pm
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>>409791

I don't get why "Jesus' crash helmet" is acceptable but "Richard Harris' spats" isn't. Why do those biblical bastards get special treatment?
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20th April 2017
Thursday 10:11 pm
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>> No. 409798 Anonymous
20th April 2017
Thursday 10:14 pm
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>>409796

http://www.grammarbook.com/punctuation/apostro.asp

Apparently both are acceptable.

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