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>> No. 412775 Anonymous
14th September 2017
Thursday 12:26 pm
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Everythings shit. I want to run away and live in canada for a years or so. See the world and all that jazz. How do I start the process? I'm going to save up a couple of thousand and then go.
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>> No. 412808 Anonymous
14th September 2017
Thursday 9:48 pm
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>>412807
Perhaps the best advice so far.
>> No. 412811 Anonymous
15th September 2017
Friday 11:03 am
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>>412778
I had a mate who literally went there on a trip for two weeks and had his whole life torn apart by them.

He is a white male, too.
>> No. 412813 Anonymous
15th September 2017
Friday 4:45 pm
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>>412811

If Canadian border officials are the stick that breaks the camel's back, the camel was likely knackered to begin with.

t. Confucius
>> No. 412919 Anonymous
21st September 2017
Thursday 1:38 am
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come to Phoenix, we can drink beer and go to the range
>> No. 413180 Anonymous
8th October 2017
Sunday 2:48 am
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>>412811

>He is a white male, too.

LOL at your brainwashing http://www.latimes.com/world/africa/la-fg-malawi-albinos-hunted-2017-story.html

(A good day to you Sir!)

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>> No. 413178 Anonymous
8th October 2017
Sunday 2:29 am
/b/413178 NBPE
Thread for people that have NBPE

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>> No. 412788 Anonymous
14th September 2017
Thursday 6:32 pm
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The previous tenant was a cunt and never changed his address, so all his fines, and criminal activities means that all these weird enforcement types keep rushing to my mum's house. She has been renting the place for the past year, and she isn't very able, so it takes her a while to come downstairs.

So far, a new "enforcement" chap comes around once or twice a month. They take down her details and fuck off. This almost always happens at 7 AM - even on a Sunday. So I caught one of them while I was staying with my mum and gave him a piece of my mind. Apparently they are all these private companies acting on behalf of the court or whoever is after the previous tenant. I even told the police that the criminal doesn't live here any more. I told the court and everyone in between, but this bollocks harassment isn't stopping. Today one of them came around and stuck a letter through the door stating that they will forcibly enter next time around.

What am I meant to do about this? They are greatly stressing my mum and that is just not on. What if they smash down the door? What then? This is utter bollocks.

Maybe if everyone was allowed to bear arms this type of shit wouldn't be happening as often. Fucking cunts. Who else should I be telling that they should look elsewhere for their criminal? The fucking secret service? Absolute bollocks.
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>> No. 413143 Anonymous
6th October 2017
Friday 7:08 pm
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>>413141

I understand the crack I just don't understand why no one sanity checked this shit before it reached this point.

It should be someones job to eyeball that shit, I realise it is a tedium but we are talking about an enforcement order here, at least one decision making person should be in the loop. If these things can get all the way through due process to bailiffs getting called out with no one questioning. How much bigger will the hole get when things get further automated. I had to go through all manner of automated switch board bollocks to get to the Accountant that helped, what happens one day when they decide that should be fully automated and my options are solely to pay immediately. The bailiff isn't going to listen to my plight because he sees a bill of 1.3k not 27p. End to end automation is not something that should be implemented by anyone not clairvoyant enough to predict every foreseeable future event, that way lies dystopia.
>> No. 413144 Anonymous
6th October 2017
Friday 7:36 pm
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>>413136
I worked in council tax recovery about 7 years ago. It was outsourced to a division of Bertelsmann, who have their fingers in a few pies like owning Penguin Random House and the BMG record label, but we still worked in the council offices and had the same employment rights and access to the local government pension scheme through TUPE.

Your local authority must be really inept. Bailiffs should be the very last resort. They should have at least contacted you try and arrange a repayment schedule or sent an attachment of earnings order to your employer and even then requests to the team who dealt with the bailiffs would need a fair bit of justification. I usually dealt with people after it had been to court but there was a fair bit of discretion in the role.

Usually people are given at least three strikes before they'd be issued with a court summons; even if they lose the right to pay monthly in arrears an alternative arrangement can be agreed. A fair few people would turn out to court and they'd have the opportunity to contest it in the court room but I can't recall any doing it when I was there, they'd usually just have a quick rant with you beforehand. We'd give the list to the courts, sit there in silence whilst in session and then they'd approve it. I think it cost about £3 per application but we'd add about £90 to the bill for it.

Where I worked there was a small number of people with balances of a few pence from previous tax years but they were never chased up because it was never viable but they'd also never get added to the current year's bill for some reason even though it was a known issue. A lot of it is system generated and we'd be there when it came into the in-tray on Oracle or whatever and human input was needed.

When I worked there someone returned their council tax statement covered in human poo. The elderly mail room woman had to go home sick.
>> No. 413146 Anonymous
6th October 2017
Friday 11:30 pm
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this thread has put the shits up me as I checked my mail and discovered a summons to pay 720 or something CT.

Anyone lend me a few quid?

I'll be alright.
>> No. 413147 Anonymous
7th October 2017
Saturday 1:32 am
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>>413146
Well don't just sit there man, surely you've gleaned from this thread what you should do next.
>> No. 413156 Anonymous
7th October 2017
Saturday 10:53 am
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>>413147
I need to sort it out before the month is up, that's what I need to do.

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>> No. 11612 Anonymous
5th October 2017
Thursday 7:42 pm
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Hello friends, how do I find the mythical grad job?
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>> No. 11616 Anonymous
6th October 2017
Friday 12:08 am
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They're anything but mythical lad. They're saturating the market. Go to a recruitment agency.
>> No. 11619 Anonymous
6th October 2017
Friday 1:49 pm
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Actual schemes with big companies are golddust dust. It's fucking hard work finding your first professional job but its a lot easier thereafter.
>> No. 11620 Anonymous
6th October 2017
Friday 1:54 pm
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>>11616
Despite what the job adverts might claim, handing out flyers in town on a Friday night is not really a proper grad job.
>> No. 11621 Anonymous
6th October 2017
Friday 3:34 pm
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>>11620
Exactly, the only thing the job market is 'saturated' with is scams. Pyramid schemes, zero-hours contracts, and commission-based timewasters.
>> No. 11622 Anonymous
6th October 2017
Friday 10:28 pm
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£10 an hour nights at recycling plants.

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>> No. 11608 Anonymous
4th October 2017
Wednesday 11:14 am
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What have I gotta do to get off universal credit? Just started a new part time job in which the yearly salary is £10,000 and the last time I spoke to the dole they said I'll need to declare it to the service centre. Tried calling them from a mobile in which the call is charged and got nowhere, even checked in my local centre and they removed all the phones they used to have and the guard just had to apologise and say I'd have to try the number again that I've been ringing.

Been told I could easily just not turn up to my next interview and they would sign me off that way for not committing but I don't know what implications that holds for the future. The dole have been fairly lax on me throughout the year because I've appeared incensed to them and have largely been on zero hours work but this is my first properly salaried job in the year, I'd just like to now be able to do my own thing and not commit to further job hunting if I'm in something I can put my efforts into.
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>> No. 11609 Anonymous
4th October 2017
Wednesday 11:18 am
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>>Been told I could easily just not turn up to my next interview and they would sign me off

can you get that in writing? the fucking twats for suggesting that. maybe speak to your employer if you're on good terms with them?
>> No. 11610 Anonymous
4th October 2017
Wednesday 11:46 am
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>>11609

>maybe speak to your employer if you're on good terms with them?

What exactly would I be asking in this case?
>> No. 11611 Anonymous
4th October 2017
Wednesday 8:01 pm
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>>11610

Can I use the phone, please?
>> No. 11617 Anonymous
6th October 2017
Friday 8:14 am
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>>11611

I work evenings.

I spoke to the service centre today, and they said they don't sign off from UC and that it has to be open for another 6 months.

Don't get this.

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>> No. 13618 Anonymous
2nd October 2017
Monday 10:52 pm
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Really, .gs? No thread yet?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-41466116
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>> No. 13677 Anonymous
5th October 2017
Thursday 9:58 pm
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>>13676
I didn't realise maths was a field requiring independent thought.
>> No. 13678 Anonymous
5th October 2017
Thursday 10:13 pm
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>>13677

Maybe it isn't. It can't hurt to practice your theoretical thinking skills though.

And maths could be well be called the supreme form of theoretical thinking. People who are shit at it often also can't process complex thought well.
>> No. 13679 Anonymous
5th October 2017
Thursday 10:24 pm
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A few days after when facts emerge. The NRA response has been to campaign for a tightening on modifications that allow effective automatic firing.

>In Las Vegas, reports indicate that certain devices were used to modify the firearms involved. Despite the fact that the Obama administration approved the sale of bump fire stocks on at least two occasions, the National Rifle Association is calling on the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives (BATFE) to immediately review whether these devices comply with federal law. The NRA believes that devices designed to allow semi-automatic rifles to function like fully-automatic rifles should be subject to additional regulations.
https://home.nra.org/joint-statement

Certainly seems better thought out than offering your condolences and then immediately listing off hypotheticals.
>> No. 13680 Anonymous
5th October 2017
Thursday 10:58 pm
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>>13679
>listing off hypotheticals.
Thank fuck nobody's been doing that then, right?
>> No. 13681 Anonymous
5th October 2017
Thursday 11:10 pm
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>The NRA response has been to campaign for a tightening on modifications that allow effective automatic firing.
No, they're doing no such thing. Read the statement again. They're looking for some detail that will let them engage their usual tactic of othering the shooter. If their response is to "campaign for" anything, it's the bit about concealed carry reciprocity, which appears to have been tacked on the end for no reason whatsoever.

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>> No. 21806 Anonymous
11th September 2017
Monday 8:19 pm
/v/21806 Philip K. Dick's Electric Dreams
Philip K. Dick’s Electric Dreams is a sci-fi anthology series of ten epic, ambitious and moving standalone episodes, each set in a different and unique world – some which lie in the far reaches of the universe and time and others which are much, much closer to home. While the stories may be worlds apart, central to each is the poignant and warm exploration of the importance and significance of humanity.

Each episode is inspired by one of Philip K. Dick’s renowned shorts stories and has been adapted by an exciting list of leading British and American writers and directors. The series also features an all-star roster of cast who head up this thrilling, audacious and emotional journey into the far reaches of imagination.


http://www.channel4.com/info/press/news/philip-k-dicks-electric-dreams

Starts this Sunday at 9pm.
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>> No. 21822 Anonymous
3rd October 2017
Tuesday 10:09 pm
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>>21821
I've been meaning to but haven't got around to it yet.
>> No. 21823 Anonymous
3rd October 2017
Tuesday 11:17 pm
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>>21821
I thought episode 1 was crap for various reasons, 2 much better. 3's out but not seen it yet.
>> No. 21824 Anonymous
3rd October 2017
Tuesday 11:26 pm
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>>21821
I actually watched the first episode a few hours ago*. With the proviso that I've never been much of a fan of Dick it was pretty weak; the story is some telepathy nonsense, the acting was awful and the speed of the plot made it unbelievable which could've easily been fixed with a flash forward or two.

However, the show itself has some signs of promise just because every episode will be different like how most Black Mirror episodes are pretty tedious and apparently it gets much better by the third episode.

*because it turns out the leaked episodes of CYE have some hacker bullshit over the bottom which makes them unwatchable for me.
>> No. 21825 Anonymous
3rd October 2017
Tuesday 11:31 pm
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>>21824
the PKD story E1 is based on is almost entirely unrelated to the episode itself
>> No. 21831 Anonymous
5th October 2017
Thursday 10:16 pm
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>>21824
Just finished episode 3 and yeah each episode gets progressively better. I mean that by the way, episode two jumped the quality up to Dr Who writing and the last episode was genuinely enjoyable thanks to Timothy Spall. Although it seems like a no brainer that a parent would never sacrifice their child no matter how much damage they do.

I look forwards to seeing how Steve Buscemi gets on.

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>> No. 413064 Anonymous
2nd October 2017
Monday 2:57 am
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Hey Lads, what do you think of the new Drunken Racists logo?
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>> No. 413116 Anonymous
5th October 2017
Thursday 8:44 pm
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>>413115
If in doubt, "some other substantial reason" will cover a multitude of sins.
>> No. 413117 Anonymous
5th October 2017
Thursday 9:28 pm
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>>413113

>You can't fire somebody simply because of their political views

BNP membership was a sackable offence in most of the public sector, on the basis that the policies of that party are contrary to the Equality Act and the Race Relations Act. It's conceivable that the decision to sack someone on the basis of Drunken Racists membership could be upheld at an Employment Tribunal.
>> No. 413120 Anonymous
5th October 2017
Thursday 9:41 pm
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>>413114
Not the other lad but I'd argue your boss has already crossed the line into constructive dismissal by essentially saying "yeah I can't fire you for it but fuck off all the same". Someone shouldn't mouth off their politics at work of course but your employer sounds like a cunt to skirt the law so finely on such a trivial matter.

For the record there is nothing in the Drunken Racists policy that is fundamentally opposed to "promoting ethnic diversity" in the workplace.

>>413117
No its not and after the Drunken Racists adoption scandal you can bet the press would eat you alive for trying.
>> No. 413121 Anonymous
5th October 2017
Thursday 9:45 pm
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>>413120
Replying to the wrong person bucko, not my boss.

>the Drunken Racists adoption scandal
In my mind that was the point at which Drunken Racists experienced their explosion in attention and popularity and became a mainstream party, but no-one seems to believe me.
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5th October 2017
Thursday 9:49 pm
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>>413117

>BNP membership was a sackable offence in most of the public sector

You have stricter codes of conduct in the public sector. And the BNP is still a step up from Drunken Racists.

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>> No. 83551 Anonymous
5th October 2017
Thursday 9:16 pm
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>Sir Edward Heath 'would have been questioned' over abuse claims
>Sir Edward Heath would have been questioned over sex abuse claims if he was alive when they came to light, police have said. Wiltshire Police launched Operation Conifer in 2015 when the former PM was accused of historical child sex abuse.

>The Conservative politician would have been interviewed under caution over seven claims, including the alleged rape of an 11-year-old, they said. No inference of guilt should be drawn from this, police stressed. The allegations include one of rape of a male under 16, three of indecent assault on a male under 16, four of indecent assault on a male under 14, and two of indecent assault on a male over 16.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-41503143

How in Gods name is this still going on? Operation Conifer has so far burnt through £1.5 million without a shred of evidence and the press are still going along with it instead of calling for Mike Veale to be sacked and possibly tarred and feathered.

I seem to remember a mythical time when if someone talked about satanic rituals they would be laughed at.

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>> No. 80531 Anonymous
27th November 2016
Sunday 11:01 am
/pol/80531 Corbyn Mk III: Electric Boogaloo
I think it's time for a new Corbyn thread.

The previous thread (>>73072) is reaching critical mass. In combination with the original thread (>>64990) we've had over 4,700 posts on Dear Leader since August last year. That's a lot of shitposting. Keep up the good work, lads.
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>> No. 83546 Anonymous
4th October 2017
Wednesday 8:34 pm
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>>83545

Obviously, but it's basically the only thing I like.
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4th October 2017
Wednesday 8:46 pm
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>>83545

Sorry to double post, but you inspired me to go over to the Mail Online and have a gander at the comments; perhaps the most mental I've ever seen on there. It's like they're from the fourteenth century. I just have to remember they aren't representative.

Are they?
>> No. 83548 Anonymous
4th October 2017
Wednesday 9:11 pm
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>>83547

Last time someone said "don't worry about the Daily Mail comments, they're not representative" we ended up with Brexit.
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4th October 2017
Wednesday 10:57 pm
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>>83544
http://www.housing.org.uk/press/press-releases/national-housing-federations-response-to-theresa-mays-announcement-on-socia/
>> No. 83550 Anonymous
5th October 2017
Thursday 9:11 pm
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Now that people have got over the nonsense, they're actually paying attention to what she actually said. Some thought it sounded a bit like something out of The West Wing. Then they realised that it actually was something out of The West Wing.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/10/04/has-theresa-may-lifted-speech-west-wing/

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>> No. 58736 Anonymous
30th September 2017
Saturday 7:19 pm
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I want to become an anime character. I've already created a personality that I will be acting out, but I need a cool nickname to call myself as well. I could take something from an anime, but that's not great since most people don't know Japanese and won't be able to appreciate its coolness. Consequently, I need your help, iq. Please list the most striking, dark, and edgy moniker you can think of. I mean ones like King of Terror, Dark Renegade, Midnight Man, etc.
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>> No. 58744 YubYub
30th September 2017
Saturday 9:59 pm
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>>58743

No no no, that makes far too much sense

more like
Terror King of Steve

Also add a random letter after it, X is obviously the best but is a bit cliche.

So
Terror King of Steve R
>> No. 58757 Anonymous
2nd October 2017
Monday 8:44 pm
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>>58744
>TERROR KING OF STEVE R

WOULD BUY
>> No. 58764 Anonymous
3rd October 2017
Tuesday 6:40 pm
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I used to keep a folder of girls' nudes/politically insensitive posts that I planned to make public before committing suicide to bring the other people down with me, I called it "The Devil's Dossier" because it sounded like a cool anime McGuffin.
>> No. 58765 Paedofag
3rd October 2017
Tuesday 7:42 pm
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>>58764
What changed your mind?
>> No. 58770 Ambulancelad
5th October 2017
Thursday 6:26 pm
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>>58765
I told someone and they didn't react very well so I put it on the backburner.

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>> No. 58766 Anonymous
4th October 2017
Wednesday 8:09 am
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Is it possible to mount a bike chain onto a chainsaw and have it do the cycling for me, as a makeshift automatic bike?
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>> No. 58767 Anonymous
4th October 2017
Wednesday 11:15 am
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Space is invisible mind dust, and stars are but wishes.
>> No. 58768 Crabkiller
4th October 2017
Wednesday 11:25 am
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>>58766
No good if you want to get anywhere, but should be fine if you just want it to do your exercise for you. Run it for half an hour each day and see how much fitter you feel.
>> No. 58769 R4GE
4th October 2017
Wednesday 6:05 pm
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This series of videos is about a go-kart not a bike, but you'll face all the exact same problems related to gears and clutches and shite.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8IVnPhb9dg

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>> No. 83382 Anonymous
27th August 2017
Sunday 9:19 am
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Beleagured Theresa May 'to quit as Prime Minister on August 30, 2019 in a bid to stop a leadership challenge' - as she tries to calm rivals with a prosecco party at Chequers

Theresa May is said to have revealed the date she will quit as Prime Minister - giving herself two years to see Brexit through first.

She has chosen Friday August 30th 2019 as the day she will step down from 10 Downing Street, it has been reported.

It comes amid a major charm offensive by Mrs May in a bid to win the support of her MPs and avoid an awkward leadership challenge.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4826482/Theresa-sets-date-quit-Prime-Minister.html

This man is going to become Prime Minister on 1st September 2019 and it's going to be fucking awesome.
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>> No. 83466 Anonymous
7th September 2017
Thursday 5:56 pm
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I'd wait until the next census before you make a wild statement like that given even the most alarmist stories I can find put it at 53% in E+W (obviously the western isles etc. are still putting people in the wicker man).

My non-scientific opinion is that although most people wouldn't fit the definition of devout Christian they are more receptive to fluffy statements like 'everything happens for a reason' and 'something is watching over us'. The problem is as the majority are completely uneducated in theology they're shocked when they encounter doctrines that find sex a sin.

>therefore don't really want political leaders who do

I doubt most people care. On the flip-side only a tiny minority gave a damn about Corbyn's floppy answer to religion despite it's potential to shape the last election given May's religious nationalism.

>>83461
You seem to struggle with the concept of compromise in politics. The PM is not a dictator nor does it seem like Mogg wants to create a theocracy -indeed, despite his religious views he has always come across as someone wedded to British natural law traditions.

I think there is something to be said of the nature of British culture where we can have evangelicals who don't presume to enforce their beliefs onto others.
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7th September 2017
Thursday 7:26 pm
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>You seem to struggle with the concept of compromise in politics.
No, I struggle with poor messaging. Better a liar than muddled.
>The PM is not a dictator nor does it seem like Mogg wants to create a theocracy
I don't see the relevance. It's not a theocracy to buzz it through with private members bills like an evil Roy Jenkins.

I'm not going to press too far on this. I just like making fun of Neil Kinnock.
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8th September 2017
Friday 3:08 pm
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>>83466
>The PM is not a dictator
Not yet, but she's getting there.
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13th September 2017
Wednesday 2:59 am
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So have we all said our fond farewells to democracy now ARE TERRI is building her dictatorship?
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3rd October 2017
Tuesday 7:31 pm
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>Jacob Rees-Mogg has compared this year’s Conservative conference to a North Korea-style rally, saying the party will face a crisis unless members are given more stake in it.

>The backbencher, who has been packing out fringe meetings, said ordinary party members had no power to debate policy compared to when he entered politics.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/oct/03/rees-mogg-tory-conference-like-north-korea-rally

It says "power", but I think they meant "ability". Anyway, when's the Tory leadership deathmatch on?

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>> No. 58755 Anonymous
2nd October 2017
Monday 2:00 pm
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>> No. 58759 Moralfag
2nd October 2017
Monday 10:09 pm
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So you get a nice place in Westminster and presumably all your food and enmities paid for with the only catch being for a few hours a week you have to pretend to be some horse abomination?

If it didn't inevitably involve getting buggered by a brony every night I would be tempted to take up the offer.
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3rd October 2017
Tuesday 12:02 am
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>IF IT DIDN'T INEVITABLY INVOLVE GETTING BUGGERED BY A BRONY EVERY NIGHT I WOULD BE TEMPTED TO TAKE UP THE OFFER.

STORY OF MY LIFE LADM7
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3rd October 2017
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3rd October 2017
Tuesday 4:57 pm
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These days you can't even express a sincere interest in becoming a man's subservient transspecies cartoon househorse without some prick from a message board taking advantage of your goodwill.

Broken Britain.

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>> No. 25702 Anonymous
2nd October 2017
Monday 11:43 am
/emo/25702 "Shut the fuck up."
I've been dating this girl for a little over a month and talking for two. She's been over at my place near enough every weekend and we've quickly become accustomed to one another's presence. It's been rocky due to her being quite a "spirtual" person and leading by gut instinct in comparison to my prim and proper logical approach. Naturally with new couples a lot of the tiffs can be chalked up to miscommunication or not being aware of the hard boundaries of your significant other. Fair enough.

She's currently on the rag. We were in bed last night and we got to talking about how she wanted to have sex despite it being her time of the month. We'd already done so earlier in the day. She said she wanted to try 69ing (something I've not tried in the past due to a fairly vanilla sex life) and I explained how I wasn't really comfortable with it due to my germaphobia and not wanting to risk ingesting rotting fucking uterine lining. She went into overdrive and started running off about how I always hurt her when we had sex in her favourite position and how it risked bruising her cervix. I covered my face with my hands and interrupted her mid-diatribe with a firm but casual "shut the fuck up." The atmosphere between us changed immediately. What was a sexually heated session turned debate quickly soured into an icy silence.

"Don't tell me to shut the fuck up," she replied from somewhere in the murky darkness to my right. "I don't tell you to shut the fuck up."

I explained to her that since we had begun dating — and she had consequently become more comfortable around me — she'd started to interrupt me a lot more, often to interject with her own premature opinion or some tangentially related tidbit about a friend or family member. I also explained that she often lacked the ability to rationalise and explained to her that the health risks associated with ingesting the blood of others isn't even in the same field as cervical bruising. I don't need to go into the details but I'm sure you'll agree.

She promptly turned over and refused to talk to me until the morning where I walked her to the station and kissed her goodbye for work.

This probably seems like some silly teenlad / copypasta shite and I totally get why you'd think that but I'm currently in my mid-twenties and haven't had a stable relationship in a while due to my on again, off again relationship with depression, a faltering career (already), and general lack of self worth from abusive previous relationships.

Do the actions described above make me a toxic or controlling person, especially losing my temper so early on? Is she the one that's fucked? Does this mean we're not compatible as a couple? Have you made a similar exclamation to a significant other and if so how did it turn out?

☑ Moan because I feel like I spend more time asking you two for advice than I do sorting my own problems like a Man™.
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>> No. 25709 Anonymous
2nd October 2017
Monday 3:36 pm
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>His behaviour doesn't have an easy excuse

Sure it does; he was consumed by his disgust at the idea and spoke his mind unfiltered. Then he told her to 'shut the fuck up' because no one deserves to have to stand there quietly and be berated.

>You could argue that she should understand why he was freaking out but that expects too much from people and anyway.

That's exactly my point. You expect him to understand and accept her problems. But you aren't holding her to the same standard.

When she brings up issues that she never brought up until this point I see that as her digging around for ammo to throw back at him, but you describe it as "a legitimate sex complaint", her problem is not that she lacks understanding of him, it is that her way of dealing with being offended is to find fault in the other person and attack.

If she accepted his point about "rotting fucking uterine lining" wasn't a personal attack but badly worded decline she could have been the better person, but she isn't. Neither have good people skills.
>> No. 25710 Anonymous
2nd October 2017
Monday 5:09 pm
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I have to agree with >>25703 in that you two don't seem compatible in the long run, at least from what you've told us there. Yes you probably shouldn't have told her to shut the fuck up but she also should have understood why you didn't want to 69 while she's on her period. If anything I'd just advise that you both work on your communication skills.
>> No. 25711 Anonymous
2nd October 2017
Monday 6:08 pm
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>>25702

>not wanting to risk ingesting rotting fucking uterine lining.

Fanny.

Just break up for fuck sake, it's been a month, I can't imagine you've already merged your sodding bank accounts. I didn't even get a third of the way through your pointless novella and it's obvious.
>> No. 25713 Anonymous
2nd October 2017
Monday 8:40 pm
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Well this is quite a cunty /emo/ thread. Sounds like you're all on your rag. And no I don't want to lick your bloody fanny.

Anyway OP.

>Do the actions described above make me a toxic or controlling person, especially losing my temper so early on?

I don't think so personally. Telling her to shut the fuck up is a bit harsh though, especially if you've only been going out a month. I'm not surprised she then got a bit defensive.

You then continued to dig your own hole with all the stuff about her interrupting, health risks blahblahblah. For a rational person you should realise that this was silly. Of course she's going to get upset with that sort of shit, especially if she's on the rag.

>Is she the one that's fucked?

Pressuring you into doing something sexually you're not comfortable with is a bit of a cunt move but then so is telling someone to shut the fuck up and sperging out.

So I'd say you're probably both a bit fucked, everyone is really. You're both just flawed damaged human beings like we all are and it sounds like a shitty argument. It needn't be a big deal, which lead onto;
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>> No. 25714 Anonymous
3rd October 2017
Tuesday 10:19 am
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>>25711

Listen to this man, OP. You’re not compatible, just break up and move on.

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>> No. 58726 Billbob
29th September 2017
Friday 9:09 pm
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lads, can you name a sexier material than latex? I can't.
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>> No. 58751 Crabkiller
1st October 2017
Sunday 12:10 pm
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>>58749
What if I want to get them sooner than amazon will deliver and also don't want that in my purchase history?
>> No. 58752 Billbob
1st October 2017
Sunday 1:01 pm
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>>58750

You magnificent bastard, you.
>> No. 58753 Are Moaty
1st October 2017
Sunday 7:04 pm
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>>58751

Plan better and stop using your mum's Amazon account.
>> No. 58754 Are Moaty
1st October 2017
Sunday 8:53 pm
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>>58751

Lovehoney or your local sex shop.
>> No. 58756 Paedofag
2nd October 2017
Monday 5:43 pm
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>>58751
Just buy some paracord, you can say you're making bracelets.

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>> No. 7182 Anonymous
2nd October 2017
Monday 3:57 pm
/£$€¥/7182 Personal development/study options going forward
Hullo britfa.gs been a while. I would be grateful for your bright ideas on how to get ahead in life and career. This is a bit /job/ and /uni/ too but fundamentally it all comes down to investing in myself so thought this board is the most relevant.

I've just finished my 3 year 'graduate programme' with my current employer and I think I have it in me to be good at all this business malarky - I have done stints in the marketing/communications and business development bits of the business and some other bits. However I studied an arts degree and training/development at my current firm is a joke. I want to go back to some kind of school and spend a while getting a firmer grip on how to be a productive manager and general 'doer' at work. I am envious of a housemate who did a full on financial management bachelors, who's now working his way up in a technology firm doing his CIMA.

Going back to uni and doing a Bachelors would seem way too OTT, so I looked at MBA programmes, particularly in the Netherlands (cheap fees and tuition is in English). However, those require you to have a relevant Bachelors, and good practice in statistics/analysis, which I don't. I would be happy to shell out for a short course, even something online, which could help.

I have about £11,000 in savings and legacies from deceased relatives that I can invest in my personal development. If I were to do a full time qualification I'd work part time to help pay bills. With something less full on I'd stick it out with my current employer.

Starting to feel a bit trapped here. Could any of you offer some tips on what kind of services I could turn to for advice, or what you would do in my situation?

Cheers lads.
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>> No. 7183 Anonymous
2nd October 2017
Monday 4:41 pm
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You don't need another degree. After a few years in the workplace professional experience/qualifications count for far more than a degree.

You don't need to do a finance degree in order to work in a finance department and study to be a chartered accountant via CIMA.

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>> No. 10794 Anonymous
23rd September 2017
Saturday 9:14 pm
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I like listening to podcasts in the car. Trouble is they get drowned out when I do 70 mph. So I crank up the volume to compensate which is that unfortunate side effect of amplifying some low frequency reverberation as people talk which I think is the bass.

In the manual the radio does have have settings, which may be able to be tweaked so that this noise goes away. I have already selected the 'vocal' equalizer preset which has helped a little bit.

I'll put the stuff I think might be more relevant in bold.
Options:
Network mode - 2-way + SW MULTI-AMP reproduction of bands (high/middle/low)
Standard mode:4 or 6 speaker system
Cut-off frequency/Slope (this may be useful...)
Crossover
Equalizer band:50Hz to 12.5KHz
EQ level -6 to +6
EQ Setting - super bass, powerful, natural, vocal, custom, flat
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Balance
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>> No. 10813 Anonymous
1st October 2017
Sunday 7:01 pm
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>>10812
His Revolutions one is better I think.
>> No. 10814 Anonymous
1st October 2017
Sunday 8:40 pm
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>>10810

Athletico Mince.

If you like Bob Mortimer talking nonsense with another bloke.
>> No. 10815 Anonymous
1st October 2017
Sunday 8:41 pm
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>>10814
Wasn't that one of the teams named by the sports desk on Chanel 9 Neus?
>> No. 10816 Anonymous
1st October 2017
Sunday 8:49 pm
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>>10815

No idea, possibly? The podcast is seriously good though if it clicks. It might not. I have to be in the right mood for it but when I am it's just pure joy pouring forth from headphones into my brain.

I love Bob Mortimer more than is healthy though.
>> No. 10817 Anonymous
2nd October 2017
Monday 3:56 pm
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>>10813

I'll probably move on to it once I've finished the Rome one.

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>> No. 4320 Anonymous
27th September 2017
Wednesday 9:23 pm
/fat/4320 Awfully sorry to bother you.
To be blunt, I've had some unpleasant shits and stomach aches for the last two weeks now. I was wondering if you gents could critasize my diet. It's slowly changed over the years, and I've grown quite fond of it, rarely making alterations here and there. I've maintained this current diet for over 4 months now, the prior diet was very similar. Around 28,000 calories. The picture is one week.

I run 10km 3 days a week and I lift weights 3 days a week. I have a physical job, warehouse managment, stacking stuff on wooden pallets and moving them around into trucks. I do that 4 days a week. I'm 6ft and 14 stone.
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>> No. 4335 Anonymous
30th September 2017
Saturday 3:50 pm
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>>4334

They could just have diabetes and not realise it. That makes piss taste sweet. So I've heard.
>> No. 4336 Anonymous
30th September 2017
Saturday 10:20 pm
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>>4335
Diabetes makes you piss out sugar only because the condition is a failure to metabolise sugar. In an otherwise healthy person all your sugar intake is assimilated.
>> No. 4338 Anonymous
30th September 2017
Saturday 11:13 pm
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>>4336

Thank you for your correction that in no way was needed nor a correction.
>> No. 4339 Anonymous
1st October 2017
Sunday 12:47 am
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>>4338
Someone piss sugar in your cornflakes, lad?
>> No. 4340 Anonymous
1st October 2017
Sunday 1:57 am
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>>4339

That's fine by me, diabetic piss tastes like birthday cake mix.so I've heard

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>> No. 413014 Anonymous
27th September 2017
Wednesday 10:48 pm
/b/413014 Tribunals, fucking tribunals.
Fucking PIP tribunal turned me down. Again. Third one.
They actually got some points this time, The doctor was particularly sympathetic but the Judge was a wanker, kept pressuring them, asking *why* they couldn't fill in forms. "I can do it , so why can't you" is pretty much exactly what she said.
Please say actions like that call the neutrality of the court into question?

Oh, also, they tried to claim that PIP and ESA were 'either/or' benefits (this was the DWP representative who was there!) which is blatantly not true!

These are tory run kangaroo courts, but how do we prove it? Any tips for getting past these?
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>> No. 413015 Anonymous
27th September 2017
Wednesday 11:31 pm
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>>413014

http://www.fightback4justice.co.uk/
>> No. 413016 Anonymous
28th September 2017
Thursday 3:32 am
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Well, why couldn't you?
>> No. 413020 Anonymous
28th September 2017
Thursday 4:46 pm
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>>413014

Go down the CAB, that sounds like your last option but please don’t quote me.
>> No. 413025 Anonymous
29th September 2017
Friday 4:26 pm
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If you don't mind me asking, what's your disability, OP?
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30th September 2017
Saturday 12:50 pm
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>>413014

It helps in the first instance if A) You go in armed with GP and Consultant letters as documented evidence and B) you go with a health care professional, a support worker or something like that, to the initial assessment that can answer questions like "How long can you walk for?" because who the fuck times themselves to exhaustion?

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