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>> No. 24266 Anonymous
23rd February 2017
Thursday 10:48 am
/emo/24266 Well fuck...
Jesus Christ I am having a fucking hard time at the moment...

My fucking bitch of a girlfriend came round to my place the other day and went mad raging because the laplander in the shop wouldn't let her use her card and made her get cash out instead. So then we went back to what USED to be my place and she continued raging shouting at the top of her voice about the laplander. The fucking thing is my neighbours just so happen to be of that race.

Next thing the fucking landlord comes round and says that there has been a complaint about her and that we need to keep it down. After this we go to the kitchen and start cooking, and some black guy that lives in the next room comes in and he's all like "hey girl" which pissed me off no end. Fucking thing is though, he is massive. So I do my best to defend my position but ended up getting knocked the fuck out and thrown down the stairs. All the while this bitch is standing there loving seeing two blokes argue over her.

Anyway, the landlord came again and fucking evicted me. Then she fucking left me stranded and refused to let me into her place. Since then I have been sleeping rough and I do not have a clue what to do. I've lost my phone, I've developed a huge alcohol problem and I don't even know what to do about any of it. Sorry for repeating myself I'm on a bit of a rant.

Has anyone got any suggestions?
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>> No. 24908 Anonymous
8th May 2017
Monday 1:36 am
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>>24890

At the risk of sounding harsh it seems like the best place for you lad. Unless you live in a Kafka novel, if everyone around you seems nuts on the balance of probability it's actually you who is nuts.

You've been sent to loony bin twice in about as many months. Take a pause and think about that.
>> No. 24910 Anonymous
8th May 2017
Monday 2:07 am
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>>24908

Some people might see fit to date or associate with gutter-trash people as part of a mental health issue or self-esteem problem or something. e.g. I know this guy whose girlfriend was an ex-prostitute, and that's how he met her because he hired her, and she lost him two flats. There's a huge problem there but the problem isn't that he's imagining she's crazy.
>> No. 24913 Anonymous
10th May 2017
Wednesday 5:49 pm
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>>24910

>if everyone around you seems nuts

I think you might want to re-read that post, lad.
>> No. 24914 Anonymous
11th May 2017
Thursday 6:55 pm
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OP here...

I cannot really say much at the moment as I have a mental health worker monitoring me over my shoulder in a kind of roundabout way, but an update will follow and it will definitely help a lot of people out that find themselves in similar situations.

I have found out how to play the system and get help at the same time. I really did need some help with some mental health issues that I never really realised that I actually had.

Anyway, that is as much as I can say for now, but as soon as I get a chance I will post an update from someone's smartphone in due course.
>> No. 24915 Anonymous
12th May 2017
Friday 4:38 pm
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I am still here...

I have gained my diagnosis for PTSD and depression and will now be getting all the help that I need with benefits and proper housing not some shitty hostel. This has helped my frame of my mind no end. They have put me on anti depressants which will work properly and put a plan in place...

Excellent... I am still being supervised so I will have to write more later.

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>> No. 57979 Samefag
12th May 2017
Friday 3:26 am
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Lisa or Dasha?
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>> No. 57980 Billbob
12th May 2017
Friday 5:20 am
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>dasha

The seppos were all calling her dosha. Like when they eat a bowl of posta.
>> No. 57981 R4GE
12th May 2017
Friday 8:28 am
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>> No. 410348 Anonymous
10th May 2017
Wednesday 5:17 pm
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Right, 'tis been a long while since we have had a joke thread. So, I heard a corker tonight:

Two men walk into a bar, one younger than the other. They start drinking, and the older guy is knocking them back at twice the rate of the other, while also talking four times as much.

Eventually he leans over the table and says "I fucked you mother last night, she was a right wrong'un, I fucked her everywhere, armpit, arse, came in her ear, fucked the folds in her flesh."

The other man interrupts and says I think it is is to go home dad.
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>> No. 410377 Anonymous
11th May 2017
Thursday 12:09 pm
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What is black, white and eats like a Horse?

A Zebra
>> No. 410383 Anonymous
11th May 2017
Thursday 1:28 pm
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Where did Saddam keep his CDs?

In Iraq.
>> No. 410384 Anonymous
11th May 2017
Thursday 1:36 pm
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>>410383
I remember all those sorts of jokes following 9/11. What a crummy time that was.
>> No. 410386 Anonymous
11th May 2017
Thursday 2:33 pm
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>>410384

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcjLEwZqcQI
>> No. 410389 Anonymous
12th May 2017
Friday 12:18 am
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>>410384

Just think what a crazy time these two lads must have had back then.

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>> No. 17227 Anonymous
6th November 2013
Wednesday 10:41 am
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I bought the worms bundle twice absent mindedly so here are the extra keys .gs

Superfrog HD https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=sMmGPe2yUKPMm3HC
Worms Blast https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=DRYGuGM38VdnxfuF
Worms Crazy Golf https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=eYEPWANxqsCnqkfY
Worms Ultimate Mayhem https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=xbqFPzD2SDRXmNSz
Worms Armageddon https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=U7TeH7v3r64aWT74
Worms Pinball https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=B73d2Xh85TTbdGyE

One each, that means you bikethief and stickyfingerslad.

https://www.humblebundle.com/ is Batman GOTY editions and FEAR.
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>> No. 21394 Anonymous
2nd February 2016
Tuesday 5:23 pm
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I've got a giftable copy of Tomb Raider 2013 on Steam if anyone fancies it. I didn't realize I'd be getting an extra copy when I bought Rise of the Tomb Raider today. You'll need to add me on steam for me to gift it though: Profile name: Aimeesaurus and my profile picture is a somewhat humorous picture of a mug
>> No. 21395 Anonymous
2nd February 2016
Tuesday 5:43 pm
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>>21394
I would have done this if TR had Linux support.
>> No. 22125 Anonymous
3rd May 2017
Wednesday 2:59 am
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Missing the letter M at the end. Please post if you use it, I don't care whether you say thanks or not but it saves someone else from wasting their time trying to grab it.
>> No. 22126 Anonymous
4th May 2017
Thursday 10:35 pm
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I remember this thread. Gave a bunch of stuff away. I'll have a dig and see if I can find any more.
>> No. 22128 Anonymous
12th May 2017
Friday 12:01 am
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If anyone is interested there is a Dungeon Keeper clone called Dungeons 2 free on humble bundle atm.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZobfiywCejU

https://www.humblebundle.com/store/dungeons-2

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>> No. 80531 Anonymous
27th November 2016
Sunday 11:01 am
/pol/80531 Corbyn Mk III: Electric Boogaloo
I think it's time for a new Corbyn thread.

The previous thread (>>73072) is reaching critical mass. In combination with the original thread (>>64990) we've had over 4,700 posts on Dear Leader since August last year. That's a lot of shitposting. Keep up the good work, lads.
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>> No. 82369 Anonymous
9th May 2017
Tuesday 7:18 pm
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>>82366
>The government has now used it as an excuse to actively punish people for having more than two children

Punished? Receiving less of a handout solely for squeezing out children is hardly a punishment. Less of a reward =/= a punishment.

The ceasement of child benefit for having more than two children was well publicised and, at the time of the announcement, would only impact on children who hadn't even been conceived yet. The overwhelming majority of people in this country resent slaving away and paying taxes to fund the lifestyles of those who want to laze around and squeeze out numerous kids, funded by the state.

Unlimited benefits is not a vote winner. If the decision to have three or more children rests on whether you'll receive child benefit for them then you really shouldn't breed.
>> No. 82370 Anonymous
9th May 2017
Tuesday 7:34 pm
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>>82369
Cancer.
>> No. 82373 Anonymous
9th May 2017
Tuesday 7:56 pm
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>>82369
>Punished? Receiving less of a handout solely for squeezing out children is hardly a punishment. Less of a reward =/= a punishment.

They are punished because they lose their right to something on account of having too many babies. The concept of punishment does not just include a visit to prison as any child who has not been allowed ice cream will tell you.

>The overwhelming majority of people in this country resent slaving away and paying taxes to fund the lifestyles of those who want to laze around and squeeze out numerous kids, funded by the state.

The overwhelming majority of people in this country also (I would hazard) believe that child poverty is a serious issue and that every child has a right to a good upbringing. Hence all those laws and stuff we have.

Anyway, it is a dumb rule brought about by simple minded people like yourself. Children are a good investment for a society as they grow up, pay taxes, fight wars and generally mean that the society continues 25 years down the line. If we accept that layabout parents are a problem then why set it at 2 when it is such an obviously unstable number for the state to encourage and why should child benefit be the way to target such people. Certainly the biggest losers will be the children themselves when the more sensible option would be to provide free childcare so the layabouts have no excuse to sit at home.

>If the decision to have three or more children rests on whether you'll receive child benefit for them then you really shouldn't breed.

This comes under nudge theory which is something the government makes use of. By capping benefits at 2 the state is indirectly informing you that family size should be limited to 2 just as sin taxes are a way of nudging you away from behaviour ruled as bad.
>> No. 82385 Anonymous
10th May 2017
Wednesday 4:15 pm
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>>82369

Well, you should hope they don't bring out a tax for any adjectives after your first two.

You have a big problem with the poster using the term 'punished', you then go on to use both too much exaggeration and too many adjectives (your point doesn't need flowery language). While at the same time;

>The overwhelming majority of people in this country resent slaving away

No one 'slaves away', this useless rhetoric is beyond ignorant. Even 'working hard' would have been an exaggeration, but this, this is a folly. Indeed, 'punished' might be ill-used, and your tactic was to mimic the very behavior that you were set against? Christ, it's almost like centring yourself on what you're against comes to define you.

If fed a different meal, the 'overwhelming majority' would praise those who leech off the state, and would think it unfair that a select few rich men take a majority of the benefits, leaving us to fight amongst ourselves for the scraps.

>>82373

Just to add to your sentiment;
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>> No. 82416 Anonymous
11th May 2017
Thursday 4:12 pm
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>>82369
>The overwhelming majority of people in this country resent slaving away and paying taxes to fund the lifestyles of those who want to laze around and squeeze out numerous kids, funded by the state.
Then maybe they should stop being dumb shits and learn some functional finance.

Or have kids. If it's so easy, I mean. You're basically getting paid to have sex! With people who (probably) aren't sweaty truckers with 15 STDs!

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>> No. 3836 Anonymous
4th May 2017
Thursday 10:39 pm
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Lads, I have an urge to buy a Rover.
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>> No. 3843 Anonymous
4th May 2017
Thursday 11:54 pm
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>>3840
Get the 2L diesel one. I'm not sure but that engine is probably a BMW engine.
>> No. 3844 Anonymous
5th May 2017
Friday 12:56 am
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I found out about the November 9th attacks on New York in a rover.
>> No. 3845 Anonymous
5th May 2017
Friday 1:14 am
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Don't do it lad, it's a slippery slope. Before you know it, you'll be buying elasticated slacks out of the Radio Times and having your Sunday lunch at a garden centre.
>> No. 3846 Anonymous
5th May 2017
Friday 9:45 am
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>>3844
Likewise.

My first car was also a Rover. My dad had a specced out 75 with the 2.5 V6 and that was quite nice. My 25 with the 1.4 K-series? Not so much.
>> No. 3847 Anonymous
11th May 2017
Thursday 11:18 am
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I've got an s-reg MGF. Nice little car. 120 hp, and I've done a few things with it, for example I installed a wider throttle body and a body stiffness kit.

The K-series Rover engine in it is a decent motor. A bit finnicky at times, but reliable nonetheless.

Many Fs have now reached the end of their lifespan and are going to the breaker's, but that also means spares for your own car can be had nearly on every street corner. And if you're not picky about mileage, you can get an early F with 60k-plus on the odometer for 1000 quid and under.

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>> No. 57961 Ambulancelad
9th May 2017
Tuesday 11:21 pm
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>> No. 57964 Anonymous
10th May 2017
Wednesday 10:50 am
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>>57963

Women love a man who loves kids.
>> No. 57970 Are Moaty
10th May 2017
Wednesday 7:21 pm
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>>57963
Is that a painting of Margaret Thatcher water-skiing?
>> No. 57976 Crabkiller
10th May 2017
Wednesday 8:32 pm
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>>57970
No. Princess Anne.

>>57963
>SOME OF THEM ARE QUITE HOT

Where were they the day this photo was taken?
>> No. 57977 Billbob
10th May 2017
Wednesday 8:59 pm
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>>57976
In it, do you need glasses?
>> No. 57978 Anonymous
10th May 2017
Wednesday 9:43 pm
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agreed.
I never thought I'd see the day where Princess Anne had the best figure in a group photo.

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>> No. 57965 Crabkiller
10th May 2017
Wednesday 6:39 pm
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How come you don't get scoop and weigh shops anymore?
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>> No. 57969 Auntiefucker
10th May 2017
Wednesday 7:19 pm
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I have fond childhood memories of going to the local Weigh'n'Save and spending my pocket money on sweets and chocolates such as cola bottles and chocolate mice.

Thanks for making this thread OP. My local shop went out of business in the early 00's, I guess the competition from supermarkets was just too much.
>> No. 57971 Paedofag
10th May 2017
Wednesday 7:38 pm
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>> No. 57973 Ambulancelad
10th May 2017
Wednesday 8:03 pm
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I know two in which you weigh the goods yourself and one in which they weigh it for you.
I buy yogurt cranberries and dark chocolate rasins, herbs and spices from one somewhat regularly.
>> No. 57974 Searchfag
10th May 2017
Wednesday 8:14 pm
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Interestingly my local Lidl has a bucket of pistachios you can scoop and bag yourself.
>> No. 57975 Anonymous
10th May 2017
Wednesday 8:16 pm
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>>57974
Mine also does almonds, hazelnuts and cashew nuts.

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>> No. 21145 Anonymous
7th May 2017
Sunday 6:33 pm
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I used to read the Beano as a lad. I heard there was a fan club you could join. Apparently, there's a secret phrase you can say to eachother in real life, to see if the other person is a member. What is the phrase?
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>> No. 21149 Anonymous
7th May 2017
Sunday 7:15 pm
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>>21148
That's just what they want you to think.
>> No. 21150 Anonymous
8th May 2017
Monday 8:54 pm
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"ding ding?"

"dong dong"

was the suggested exchange of phrases between two people who might recognise each other as part of the Dennis The Menace Fan Club Incorporating Gnasher's Fang Club.

My tongue may be cut out and buried at high tide for revealing this.
>> No. 21151 Anonymous
9th May 2017
Tuesday 6:06 pm
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>>21150
Thanks
>> No. 21152 Anonymous
10th May 2017
Wednesday 9:26 am
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>>21150

STEPHEN!!!!
>> No. 21153 Anonymous
10th May 2017
Wednesday 9:34 am
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>>21152
Just coming...

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>> No. 12581 Anonymous
9th May 2017
Tuesday 11:23 am
/news/12581 Kelvin Mackenzie to leave The Sun after Ross Barkley column
Sun sees sense shocker.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39854061

Of course, given how it came about, I get the feeling they still won't be buying it in Liverpool.
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>> No. 12583 Anonymous
9th May 2017
Tuesday 11:27 am
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It's just so odd to see a national paper that has it out for a city. Really weird.
>> No. 12584 Anonymous
9th May 2017
Tuesday 12:02 pm
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It doesn't really help that the man's an insufferable cunt.

There are suggestions that this is a token move to give Ofcom the impression that News Corp properties take things like this seriously, just as they have at Fox News.

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>> No. 410304 Anonymous
8th May 2017
Monday 6:35 pm
/b/410304 Happy Dead, Kraut, Bastards Day

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>> No. 410321 Anonymous
8th May 2017
Monday 8:51 pm
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Projecting what? I never even made any claims. You're the one chatting pure shite.
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8th May 2017
Monday 9:00 pm
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>>410321
You seem to be taking things awfully seriously, given the thread title.
>> No. 410327 Anonymous
8th May 2017
Monday 9:42 pm
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More tanks please lads.
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8th May 2017
Monday 9:44 pm
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>>410327

I've got more planes than tanks, to be honest.
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8th May 2017
Monday 9:51 pm
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Not to mention the Stug III was an assault gun! Tututut, some people.

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>> No. 57959 Moralfag
7th May 2017
Sunday 4:57 pm
/iq/57959 Worried you'll get lost in a very specific area of Antarctica?
Don't worry, google streetview has your back!
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@-77.7160755,162.5183386,3a,75y,247.99h,73.01t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sVIAkFcKO8AYhU42tT094Ng!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
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8th May 2017
Monday 5:49 pm
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That view though.

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>> No. 82167 Anonymous
21st April 2017
Friday 5:13 pm
/pol/82167 French election 2017
This woman is going to be the next President of France and it's going to be fucking awesome.
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>> No. 82321 Anonymous
7th May 2017
Sunday 7:35 pm
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How so?
>> No. 82324 Anonymous
8th May 2017
Monday 12:05 am
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>>82321
He's one of those afeared of Muslamic ray guns.
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8th May 2017
Monday 1:01 am
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i'm so sorry
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8th May 2017
Monday 1:01 am
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>>82167
i'm so sorry
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8th May 2017
Monday 7:59 am
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYOZ3IzRaf4

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>> No. 24906 Anonymous
7th May 2017
Sunday 11:28 pm
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I wanted some literature to help cope with a few glaring issues I have discovered in myself after being left alone for the whole weekend and writing down everything I could. I doubt it is obvious to others who interact with me, but I have known for quite some time that I suffer from extreme self-esteem issues. I try my best to correct it, but as it is with things that make-up you... it is me. My self-esteem is lacking horrifically, especially at low points in my life. Feelings of guilt, shame, embarrassment, and lack of pride dog me constantly, and I suffer from an acute form of self-conciousness.

They manifest in how I conduct myself and it impacts everything I do to almost all my relationships. I have been known for being shy, but this is kind of beyond that. I mumble and never speak clearly for fear that I might say something wrong or mispronounce something. If people don't hear me and they say "sorry," it just sets me off into a downward spiral. I hide everything I can from everyone and to those close to me too. When asked about the car I drive, I start stuttering and kick myself at night before bed because "what the fuck is wrong with the car I drive that I feel embarrassed about?" When taking down notes while speaking on the phone, I have to hide what I am writing, and I realise the absurdity of my actions later on. I have to constantly remind myself that other people do it, it isn't embarrassing.

I assume I come off weird, meek and aimless. I tried masking it, but it comes off. It all clicked when I was thinking all these things over today and yesterday. This is also why I dream about just disappearing -- Not dying, but just ceasing to exist.

I have figured out where most of this stems from, but the past can't be changed and I would much rather read about others who might have insight into this or have dealt with this and how they may have come over it. So lads, any experiences, drugs or books to help with these issues would be greatly appreciated.

Especially books or drugs.
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>> No. 24907 Anonymous
7th May 2017
Sunday 11:34 pm
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The drugs don't work, they just make it worse. For realsies. You could try something like How to make friends and influence people; it's a rather obnoxious title for a book but I've heard from numerous people that it helped them in a way most other self-help books don't.

While it's not specifically geared to help with that problem, Prometheus Rising may also have some useful insights into how you can alter your own perception and self-perception for the better.
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8th May 2017
Monday 2:02 am
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>This is also why I dream about just disappearing -- Not dying, but just ceasing to exist.

Maybe you've got an over-the-top ego, in a spiritual sense, and if you were to find enlightenment, that would annihilate "you" (your false self.)
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8th May 2017
Monday 2:19 am
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Here's the state of the art of psychotherapy, as I understand it:

The idea of self-esteem is inherently damaging. It teaches us to evaluate ourselves like we're interviewing someone for a job, weighing up our pluses and minuses and deciding if we're worthy. The problem is that the human mind is inherently pessimistic, for vital evolutionary reasons. In our hunter-gatherer past, failing to identify a threat or being rejected by the tribe could easily result in death. The laid-back tribesmen died off, while their paranoid peers lived to pass on their paranoid genes. You'll always come up short against your own standards, because you evolved to be unrealistically harsh and fearful.

The alternative is self-acceptance. You might be weird and meek and aimless, you might not be. Either way, you're basically OK. There are plenty of people in the world who are meek and weird and aimless who still live happy and fulfilled lives. You might want to work towards changing those traits, but beating yourself up about them isn't going to help. Shame and self-loathing isn't very motivating.

If you have a negative thought, you don't have to believe in it, nor do you have to dispute it. You can recognise the thought for what it is - just a thought. It's just some electrical impulses firing in your brain. You can recognise that you're having a thought without taking it seriously. True or false, it's just some stuff that's happening in your brain.

The weird catch-22 is that trying to repress those negative thoughts is entirely counterproductive. It's like someone constantly saying "don't think of a pink elephant, don't think of a pink elephant". Whatever we refuse to think, that's what we'll think. Whatever we refuse to feel, that's what we'll feel. Trying to avoid painful thoughts and feelings only gives them more power. We create vicious cycles in our mind based on fear and avoidance. This is particularly pronounced in anxiety-related disorders, but applies to a broad range of psychological problems.

The latest generation of psychotherapies aren't interested in getting rid of your negative thoughts or feelings, because that rarely works in practice. Instead, they offer tools and techniques for learning to tolerate those negative thoughts and feelings. Instead of trying to suppress those thoughts and feelings, we let them come and go. Instead of living in spite of our negative thoughts and feelings, we live with them. As we learn to tolerate these thoughts and feelings without trying to repress them, they lose all their sting. Paradoxically, our negative thoughts and feelings will start to occur less often, but only because we're willing to tolerate them when they do occur.

This process is accelerated by learning to be mindful of the present moment, rather than dwelling on the past or worrying about the future. The source of our misery is rarely about what's happening right now. Learning to focus on the present moment helps us to see that we aren't defined by our history. It helps us to put our worries and fears in perspective.

In recent years, western psychotherapy has been gleefully pillaging and refining Buddhist mindfulness techniques. We've started to separate out the useful practices from the superstitious mumbo-jumbo. It's like the discovery of aspirin - ancient people chewed willow bark to reduce pain, but it took us until the 19th century to figure out the useful molecule. We have approaches to mindfulness that originated in traditional Buddhist practice, but are now supported by clinical evidence.
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3rd May 2017
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So recently joined a gym on my physio's recommendation due to a problem with my rotator cuff.

This is my routine, should I change the order?

db shoulder press 3 x 10-12
db bench press 3 x 10-12
db single arm Row 3 x 10-12
Tricep press 3 x 10-12
Lat pulldown 3 x 10-12 or passive hangs or assisted pull ups
Chest fly
Plank one arm raise 3 x 5

Also I sometimes do squats and deadlifts for shits and giggles. Might start doing skull crushers or dips.
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>> No. 4298 Anonymous
4th May 2017
Thursday 11:49 am
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Use this order:

Bench press
Lat pulldown
Shoulder press
Row
Plank
L-fly

Don't do tricep presses or chest flyes. They're known to cause shoulder and elbow problems. It would be a good idea to finish off with the L-fly for 2x8. Start with a 5 pound plate and work up to no more than 10 pounds. There's no need for heavy weights with this exercise, it's for shoulder care not building strength.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQOMgC4i_D0
>> No. 4299 Anonymous
4th May 2017
Thursday 4:16 pm
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>>4297

Gays and pedos hang out at the Smith machine.
>> No. 4300 Anonymous
4th May 2017
Thursday 4:47 pm
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>>4298


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6Y3WDY1tUo
>> No. 4301 Anonymous
7th May 2017
Sunday 6:31 pm
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>>4298
Thanks. How do you know what order to do exercises?

Man that L fly is killer, I could only do 6 reps without pain on a low weight.
>> No. 4302 Anonymous
8th May 2017
Monday 2:09 am
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>>4301

Basically big exercises first and alternate pushing and pulling.

Yeah the L-fly is an awkward exercise to do, don't push it too hard. If 5 pound is too much then maybe try a smaller weight.

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>> No. 7910 Anonymous
13th September 2016
Tuesday 1:54 pm
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I need some strong sleeping tablets without receipt what i can buy?
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>> No. 7911 Anonymous
13th September 2016
Tuesday 3:11 pm
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The strongest thing you'll get legally without a prescription is chlorphenamine (Piriton). It's an anti-histamine, but it has strong sedative effects.
>> No. 7912 Anonymous
13th September 2016
Tuesday 3:26 pm
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>>7911

Doxylamine makes chlorphenamine look like an aspirin when it comes to sedative effects, and has even been shown in some studies to be a more effective sedative than babiturates.

You should be able to find doxylamine succinate 25mg tablets easily and legally online without prescription.
>> No. 7923 Anonymous
5th February 2017
Sunday 12:52 am
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It's a shame you can't get melatonin on Amazon any more.
>> No. 7924 Anonymous
1st March 2017
Wednesday 1:08 pm
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>Doxylamine makes chlorphenamine look like an aspirin when it comes to sedative effects
Bloody hell, you weren't joking. I took one 25mg tablet at 9pm last night, hit bed like a rock at 10 and slept right through an alarm at 7, finally waking up at 11:30. ~13 hours of sleep.

I think I might take half next time.
>> No. 7933 Anonymous
7th May 2017
Sunday 3:46 pm
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I have a bit more experience of this stuff (doxylamine succinate) now.

Even if I've only been awake for, say eight hours, I take 25 or 50mg of this and I'm out like a light. I'll sleep for 12 hour if uninterrupted. Unfortunately that has an obvious physiological toll (anything above nine hours confuses the body's rhythm, you feel achy and disoriented) and there's a sort of hangover feeling even if you manage to drag yourself out of bed after nine hours. If you absolutely have to get to sleep at e.g. 7PM in order to get up for a 5AM red-eye this stuff is amazing, pop one at 6PM and then you'll be off to noddyland an hour later... remember to set at least two alarms, though. By the time you get to where you're going the next day you'll have had a coffee or three to cut through the fog and you'll be fresh and ready to perform your meaningless task as a soulless automata. Everyone's a winner.

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>> No. 12450 Anonymous
2nd April 2017
Sunday 10:07 pm
/news/12450 Which one of you bigots done this||?
>Croydon 'hate crime'

>The boy was with two friends late on Friday night at a bus stop in Croydon when he was approached by a group of about eight people, who demanded to know where he was from. After saying he was seeking asylum, the gang chased and attacked him.

>The teenager, a Kurdish Iranian aged 17, was left unconscious after receiving repeated blows to the head. On Sunday he was said to be in a serious but stable condition in hospital. The other two youths suffered minor injuries.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/apr/01/asylum-seeker-fights-for-life-after-hate-attack-in-london

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-39470487
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>> No. 12483 Anonymous
5th April 2017
Wednesday 2:02 pm
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I heard similar about that Polish fella who was killed last year by a gang of kids in another Southern shithole. They were up to no good and were going to gang up and attack someone regardless.
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7th May 2017
Sunday 1:22 am
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good
>> No. 12543 Anonymous
7th May 2017
Sunday 1:30 am
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>>12542

A post like this, on a month old thread? You seem like quite the refugee yourself, pal.
>> No. 12544 Anonymous
7th May 2017
Sunday 1:44 am
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They're not refugees, they're economic migrants.
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7th May 2017
Sunday 4:29 am
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Then what's your cunting excuse, twat?

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>> No. 82250 Anonymous
4th May 2017
Thursday 12:43 pm
/pol/82250 No thread for today's locals?
I know NGAF about the locals, and doubly so for the fucking mayor of Cambridgeshire, Peterborough and associated fenland inbred swampdwelllers.
But, having walked my spoiled postal vote in, I feel like shitting up /pol/ with my apathy.
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>> No. 82278 Anonymous
6th May 2017
Saturday 4:08 pm
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>but thanks for your carefully crafted argument
You're ​welcome. Next time you want one, just ask by not spouting drivel and you'll probably get one.
>> No. 82279 Anonymous
6th May 2017
Saturday 6:14 pm
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>>82278
Not him and I have no idea what your problem is. Have you been for your walk today?
>> No. 82280 Anonymous
6th May 2017
Saturday 9:43 pm
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>>82273
Very good, anon.
>> No. 82281 Anonymous
6th May 2017
Saturday 9:57 pm
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The value of your vote depends very much on the marginality of your seat. One vote in Swansea West is worth the same as 223 votes in Knowsley.

http://www.voterpower.org.uk/
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6th May 2017
Saturday 10:21 pm
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>>82281
That entirely depends on how you value a vote. If you assume that the only thing that matters is the majority, then votes in some places make more difference than others. But this approach ignores the substantial data operations that parties are now running. The Conservatives aren't putting out policies friendly to old white people because they're the party of old white people. They're doing it because they vote and vote reliably. By at least putting a ballot paper in the box, regardless of whether or not you cast a valid vote or drew a massive cock, there's a record that you voted, and the parties know that someone like you voted. It sends a signal that your vote is on the market for anyone that cares to woo you.

In 2010, the under-30s outnumbered the over-65s by around a million, but the latter outvoted the former by over three million. Of the eligible under-30s, around two-thirds were registered to vote, and half of those turned out. Of the eligible over-65s, almost all were registered and around three-quarters of those turned out. Theresa May is appealing to old people, who vote in large numbers, and Kippers, who are highly motivated. Jeremy Corbyn is most popular with the young, who by and large don't vote. Which of those strategies is likely to pay off?

In short, if you think you're getting a bad deal, and you don't vote, then the two are probably related.

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>> No. 205 Anonymous
18th May 2009
Monday 11:17 am
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>> No. 1650 Anonymous
2nd May 2017
Tuesday 6:31 pm
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2/10
You could at least have found something better than that terrible 10 year old webcam.
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6th May 2017
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>> No. 410196 Anonymous
4th May 2017
Thursday 5:24 am
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Goodnight sweet princess.
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>> No. 410249 Anonymous
5th May 2017
Friday 3:50 pm
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Here's a mildly amusing anti-Drunken Racists shirt:
https://www.8ball.co.uk/products/i-think-therefore-i-am-not-a-Drunken Racists-voter-men-s-t-shirt

Here's a Red Molotov anti-Drunken Racists shirt:
https://www.redmolotov.com/catalogue/tshirts/all/Jimmy-Saville-straight-jacket-tshirt.html
>> No. 410250 Anonymous
5th May 2017
Friday 3:56 pm
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Why you'd wear any sort of graphic t-shirt is beyond me.
>> No. 410251 Anonymous
5th May 2017
Friday 3:57 pm
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>>410249
Oh great, the wordfilters have messed up my links. Fuck it I'm not posting them again.
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5th May 2017
Friday 4:15 pm
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If that was the best other t-shirt you could find and the worst Red Molotov one then I'm afraid you have failed to prove your point.

If anything the other companies t-shirt might be more obnoxious , unfunny and unsubtle.
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6th May 2017
Saturday 12:39 pm
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I knew this would be the response no matter what I posted. I don't care.

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