>>25799

Howdilly doodilly doo!

If I go to sleep at nine or ten o'clock I inevitably wake up at about midnight or one-ish. It's properly annoying, and even to stay up that "late" I'll be knodding off by eight. I don't know what's going on but it's been like this whenever I try to sleep right and it's doing my head in.

>>25801
Do you drink caffeinated beverages? Shit like that really fucks your sleep.

>>25798
It could be but it just feels different.

>>25802
Don't we all have a cup of tea before night-night?

I fucking loathe takeaway menus that get posted through my door with shitty cropped pictures of food splashed around the page with varying degrees of actual food size, gigantic pieces of chicken next to tiny drink cans etc.
It's petty but annoys me nevertheless, if it wasn't for Justeat I'd end up deciding on places strictly on the quality of these menus.

>>25731

They can be a fun read, sometimes.

>>25506

They've finally sussed that the real money is going to be made from "telemetry"- read, selling your personal information.

Expect Windows 11 to be freeware from word go.

>>25740
They've cottoned on to the 90/9/1 distribution. Individual software sales net them a small amount next to selling Windows in the enterprise, and that in turn is dwarfed by their other products in the enterprise. That's why we've seen things like free Visual Studio and SQL Server on Linux.

>>25504
Perhaps the just like making fun of John McCain

>>25492

How no to virus, man? How no to virus?

>>25493

Windows XP. It's so old nobody makes viruses for it anymore.

>>25494
The NHS disagrees.

>>25474
Next time, don't leave it so late and just pirate the damn thing. I only buy applications from companies that aren't twats.

>>25495
https://www.theverge.com/2017/5/30/15712542/windows-xp-wannacry-protect-ransomware-blue-screen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afSsyEEUswo
Just glad our ISP's aren't this shit.

>>25693
I know what you mean - on the plus side, a lot of stuff is rescued and recycled that would have gotten chucked out. I've always been in two minds about it.

Also, it isn't the chabby chic per se, in my view, its the chabby-chic-with-new-pricetag attached that is the problem.

Maybe it's an attempt to harken back to the childhoods that used hand me down bedroom furniture, falling apart and adorned with past generations stickers.

Looks more gyppo chic than shabby chic.

>>25693

It also bothers me when people call these things "funky" on eBay, e.g., calling a bashed up old coffee table a "funky coffee table".

>>25699

It's the same as estate agents saying that crumbling old shitheaps are "full of character". Yeah, that and fucking woodworm mate.

I was doing ~45mph on an A road because I was looking for a turn off which I wasn't 100% sure where it was. Knobhead in a BMW starts tailgating me. I finally spotted it and put my indicators on early and when I'd started turning the knobhead overtakes me on the right-hand side. A few seconds later and he'd have ploughed straight into my car.

The drive outside my flat is wide enough for one car. There are a few parking bays on each side at slight angles to the drive.

Most people who park here drive all the way up to the end of the bay until one or both of their front wheels is touching the kerb. However there are some dickheads who stop a good foot or two away from the kerb, which means there's a lot less space behind them for people driving past or trying to reverse out of the other spaces.

And guess what, whenever someone parks like that, it's always a Mercedes or BMW. (It's not just one or two people, I've been here years and seen a succession of many dickheads in German cars who do this.)

One day last week my bus got stuck for around 10-15 minutes and had to give up because a BMW driver thought it was a good idea to just break down in the middle of the road and stay there. The street is just about wide enough for two vehicles, and the driver made no attempt to move the vehicle. Didn't push it, didn't ask for help to push it, didn't accept any offer of help to push it. Just fucking left it there. Two minibuses had to mount the kerb to get around it.

Last time I broke down in the middle of the road, I waited until it was safe to get out, signalled to people for help, and between three of us (a small woman sat inside to steer and brake) we got the car out of the way. That was from the middle lane of three on a busy dual carriageway during rush hour.

Being stuck behind twats who drive along a sliproad at 30mph instead of anticipating having to match the speed of the traffic they're merging into.

Doubly annoying: Being stuck behind twats in sports cars driving along slip roads at 30mph who can match the speed of the traffic in a second, while the poor sod in the hatchback following them needed most of the length of the sliproad to get up to 70.

Had the opportunity to drive a very flash car today. Once you get over how fast it feels you start to notice how every single other cunt on the road is staring at you, or even trying to take pictures. It's a bizarre experience and think less of my friend, the owner of the car, for enjoying that sort of attention.

But my point is I saw so many fucking drivers whip out their phone WHILE DRIVING to take a picture. If they weren't doing that they were trying to race us. What the fuck. Imagine crashing and explaining that one.

>>25272
I'm sure he was very much mistaken, but he's one of those chaps who hears some kind of new idiom and doesn't bother to understand its meaning and just imitates it poorly. Dime a dozen becoming diamond dozen and all that.

"Anyone no of a good bridle shop?"

Bridle for bridal, she later asked about dressmakers, so I can assume she meant bridal. Add this to the pile of thickness in the thread.

>>25301
Maybe she wants something kinky for the honeymoon.

"What's that sapost to mean?"

It's amazing what people come up with on the internet.

I've always pronounced it "Smorg" in my head. Pronouncing it "Smaowg" just seems wrong to me.

Then again, you pronounce it Sow-ron instead of Saw-ron so evidently I'm getting all Middle Earth pronunciations wrong.

>>25066
What kind of world do you live in?

>>25068

>What kind of world do you live in?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rytC4QsIiG8

>>25069
Two out of three Berkeley students when asked didn't know which party Abraham Lincoln belonged to, THEREFORE we have full employment.

>>25070
Is that so strange? I don't know what sort of Government The Right Honourable Henry Pelham had, do you?

>>25069
Oh dear.

>>24942
I'm gay. But I'm not the person you quoted. Hail Eris.

>>24943
Is it contagious? I'd hate to catch the gay in this political climate.

>>24944
By very common law, it's sexually-transmitted.

>>24945

Many studies have been conducted but most researchers believe it is hereditary from an Iron age Irish Tribe.

It spread to Caledonia and Wales during the migration period, followed by a thorough colonising of Brighton, New York, San Francisco and Sydney.

>>24948

>Many studies have been conducted but most researchers believe it is hereditary from an Iron age Irish Tribe.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh7W0U65gh8

>>24923
Not entirely unexpected, but at least you asked. Passive aggressive note on the windscreen it is, then. At least make it somewhat funny.

>>24928

Replace dickbrain with dickhead.

>>24928
I left a firm note and they've been boxed in overnight by the person who the space is intended for.

>>24930
Careful with that. They might not care about someone parked in a drive, but a vehicle blocked in is a very different thing.

>>24931
It'll be gone by 7.

>>15532

>Not true. Using a UAV for commercial purposes requires CAA clearance and a certificate of competence, but using them for private purposes is perfectly legal so long as you remain within visual range and avoid controlled airspace.

Nope. There are a tone of guidelines that you must meet, even as a private individual, to constitute legal operation of a UAV. These are pretty standard things like being a certain distance away from "public space" and the suchlike, but it's the sort of thing that renders them almost completely useless if you intend to use them legally, because I can't think of very many places in the UK (unless you are a very wealthy landowner) that satisfy the requirements.

Source: I work there, they sent a copy of the CAA regulations out via mass e-mail. I can't remember the details brilliantly because it wasa few weeks ago, but it wasn't just because of commercial use, it was because they were in violation of pretty much every other rule regardless of having clearance.

>>15438
You don't have crystal clear memory of everything that ever happens, but more importantly filming allows anyone to share that exact same moment and analyse it. It really isn't the same

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJNAvyLCTik

>>24843
That was good. It was quite obvious how he kept having to cut away when they started turning the questioning on him, or something happened that necessitated he stop filming, though.

The reference to an Internet cafe really dates it.

>>15432

>Basically
The start of all student arguments

I watched the link, the guy walking round with the camera needs multiple shoeing in the cock whilst being filmed.

>>24762

>Are you saying that gay marriage is a 'regressive left' issue
No and you're stupid >I don't get it.

>its hypocrisy to come to a different viewpoint after 12 years?
Yes as politician with a political agenda, no as a everyday person

> Perhaps by sharing a video of an American Presidential candidate this is some act of satire
Clinton isn't a candidate, she lost

>the real issue is American cultural imperialism that has turned Anglican sensibilities on religion and politics into a snide shouting match?
Try harder, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadilad.

>>24763

Gay marriage and Clinton? No chance. Maybe this is why Ellen received the Medal of Honor for wait a minute

Oh I see now, THAT'S why Ellen got the badge https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3huRVrckY8

Hillary Clinton doesn't support gay marriage you leftards.

>>24764

Well it/ze/zir/mong fucked off quick.

>>24768
Eh?

>>24769

Somestupidcuntsaidsomethingmateyoumustkeepup





>>24769

I fell asleep at eight, woke up at eleven and can't understand why my body has decided to do me like this.

Might go for a weirdy night walk.

>>24309
When you step out of the door, I will know and eventually find you.

I gave some of my whisky to a homeless lady and she thankrd e then introducede to her son who was out walking his dog talking to her and her partner. I apologised to him saying I'm sorry, if I was in your position of hate me for doing that but in her position I'd be thankful. I don't know how to feel.

>>24310

I'll be sure to wipe you off my boots when I get back in.

>>24311
OK let me get this straight, the son is 'out' therefore has a home, yet the mother is homeless? Why doesn't she live with him?

>>23328
Id rather ask a human being.

>>23410

Send someone an e-mail asking for them to look it up for you then.

>>23411
What's your email?

>>23429
arsepisser@cock.li

!!!!!!!!!!BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!


here's some shit about football

>>23234
You don't get to choose your own security question?

>>23239
You do and I did exactly that in 2005 or so.

>>23240
I hate that bollocks. I've never had to use the security question for years on any of my accounts, but I recently discovered that Microsoft in particular love locking you out if you sign in from a different country. Did I remember any answers to questions I made 5+ years ago that I never had to use? No. It took me a month to be able to change my security info and get back into my accounts.

I once had to tell someone my 'mother's maiden name' over the phone.
I no longer use quite such rude words when filling in stuff, neither of us needed that level of awkwardness - I was only ever expecting to need to type it.

>>23226
Those dogs sound like they are badly socialised and trained; they shouldn't be picking on other dogs or jumping up once told firmly to stop it. Medium to large dogs, or even small yappy ones, should not be allowed to go mad with jumping on people as dogs are stupid and don't always tell the difference between jumping on a grown adult and a 4 foot child. The fact that they didn't respond to being called back also indicates they're poorly trained. Also, when you have that many dogs being walked how do you even cope without at least a few of them on leads? The fact that you remained fairly polite and calm in the face of being threatened indicates that they were being more cunty than you were.