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>> No. 25832 Anonymous
24th September 2017
Sunday 10:16 pm
25832 BRITFA.GS /101/ MARK VII
The old thread is well over 30MB, so I think we're due a new one.

Some cunt threw a firecracker in front of my bike today. If I hadn't seen the little scrote and his little scrote mates running I wouldn't have noticed until it was too late.
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>> No. 27635 Anonymous
22nd September 2018
Saturday 4:30 pm
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>>27633
>who really know their shit
This was bad and you should feel bad.
>> No. 27636 Anonymous
23rd September 2018
Sunday 2:18 am
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I decided to make myself some carbonara, and because I'm an idiot and it was 2am, I dropped the yolks into the pan at the end.

So now it's all curdled, it's like eating a spaghetti omelette. I'm annoyed with myself and a bit ashamed.
>> No. 27637 Anonymous
23rd September 2018
Sunday 8:07 am
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>>27636
Aren't you meant to add the eggs into the pan at the end? Obviously whilst it's off the heat so they simply cook through rather than frying.
>> No. 27638 Anonymous
23rd September 2018
Sunday 1:29 pm
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I've been properly setting up some turntables for someone (calibrating speed, tracking force, anti-skate, balance, etc). I decided to do a little research first into it all, having never really used a turntable past my mum's old Waltham one, and the amount of shite online from vinyl enthusiasts is infuriating. Talking about the "metallic" sound of digital, how vinyl is "warmer", and all this other snake oil shit.

Most albums recorded post-1980 were recorded and/or mastered digitally anyway, so you're just listening to digital sound impressed on an analogue medium, anyway.

On the other hand, people buy into vinyl for the sake of it, buying the cheapest, shittiest turntables (a la Crosley Cruiser), which sound like fucking shit - so what's the point? Just get a decent pair of headphones and download some V0 MP3 and it'll sound ten times better than a ceramic stylus through the cheapest possible speakers.

That, and how fucking expensive it is.
>> No. 27639 Anonymous
23rd September 2018
Sunday 2:06 pm
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>>27634
>fisherman's breakfast
Name that (hypothetical) wordfilter.

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>> No. 25338 Anonymous
2nd June 2017
Friday 10:09 pm
25338 Terrible product/marketing photos
Nothing can so easily send me into apoplectic rage and simultaneous fits of laughter as non-nonsensical photographs in advertising and marketing. I couldn't decide where this thread belongs best as it's both irritating and entertaining at the same time.

Lidl has some brilliant examples, for instance this picture of a woman who is clearly off her tits on some research chems and is seeing hallucinations of vegetables flying around her head.
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>> No. 26329 Anonymous
16th January 2018
Tuesday 8:56 am
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I haven't saved any pictures of this, because I didn't find it that striking, but I've been noticing lately how advertising people often seem to think that mixed race people only marry and produce kids with people the exact same mix/shade as themselves.

For example, there was a video advert, under a captcha, of a white boy and mixed race boy playing with Thomas the Tank Engine, then they grow up and at a wedding or something one gives the other a nostalgic/throwback gift of a Thomas the Tank Engine model (weird) then their sons, who looked like younger versions of themselves, were playing with Thomas the Tank Engine. I understand why the advertisers do it, to make it visually obvious who is the son of whom, but it gets me wondering about the statistics of how many mixed race people marry someone the exact same mix. I have been unable to find this advert on YouTube.
>> No. 27592 Anonymous
19th September 2018
Wednesday 10:32 am
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>> No. 27593 Anonymous
19th September 2018
Wednesday 2:25 pm
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>>26329

I notice a lot of ads have mixed race families too. Which is mostly notable because in every other part of life people seem to mostly stick to similar skintones.
>> No. 27594 Anonymous
19th September 2018
Wednesday 3:48 pm
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I've noticed that JD Sports' fondness for light-skinned mixed race guys of a few years ago has turned into a fondness for proper black guys now.
>> No. 27595 Anonymous
19th September 2018
Wednesday 3:52 pm
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and Asos.

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>> No. 27467 Anonymous
15th August 2018
Wednesday 7:05 pm
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This abomination.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxL2Vx6gzw8

(And the direct link because I think they might have blocked embeds)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxL2Vx6gzw8

I think this ad has given me PTSD
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>> No. 27468 Anonymous
15th August 2018
Wednesday 7:45 pm
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>>27467
Why are you going out of your way to avoid the new embeds?
>> No. 27469 Anonymous
15th August 2018
Wednesday 8:11 pm
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>>27468
Because I've been doing youtube embeds this for the past 20 years of my life and I'll be damned if I'm going start doing it the fancy pants way you kids do things now.
>> No. 27490 Anonymous
17th August 2018
Friday 3:35 pm
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Jesus fucking christ
>> No. 27491 Anonymous
17th August 2018
Friday 3:56 pm
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>>27468
The old embeds are better anyway, because they show the video title, which the new ones don’t. Also you can right click and open them in a private window, in case it’s some manner of dreck you don’t want polluting your YT feeds forever more.

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>> No. 27432 Anonymous
12th August 2018
Sunday 3:39 pm
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I don't know what this is going to be. A /101/ thread about human biology?

How do I stop being attracted to every woman in the world? It's starting to get impractical.
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>> No. 27443 Anonymous
12th August 2018
Sunday 7:39 pm
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>>27442

I'm working on that latter bit.
>> No. 27444 Anonymous
12th August 2018
Sunday 8:10 pm
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>>27443

You'll find your standards improve drastically once you've got your dick wet.

Just go shag a prozzie or something.
>> No. 27445 Anonymous
12th August 2018
Sunday 10:02 pm
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>>27432
That bloke's got massive hands.
>> No. 27450 Anonymous
12th August 2018
Sunday 11:46 pm
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>>27445
Or maybe just a small head.
>> No. 27451 Anonymous
12th August 2018
Sunday 11:55 pm
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>>27450
Isn't he Steve Bannon?

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>> No. 5003 Anonymous
6th September 2011
Tuesday 6:40 pm
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>> No. 27309 Anonymous
2nd August 2018
Thursday 8:24 pm
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>>27306
>>27307
It is a French word.
>> No. 27310 Anonymous
2nd August 2018
Thursday 8:29 pm
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https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/trebuchet

What is going on with that pronunciation?
>> No. 27312 Anonymous
2nd August 2018
Thursday 8:49 pm
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>>27308
>awfully French too by the sounds of it

Thanks to football the average male should know that you don't pronounce consonants in French if they're at the very end of the word, e.g. Girou instead of Giroud.
>> No. 27314 Anonymous
2nd August 2018
Thursday 11:20 pm
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>>27310

Oxford should feel ashamed of themselves, glad I went to Swansea instead.
>> No. 27321 Anonymous
3rd August 2018
Friday 3:18 am
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>>27312
Football fans don't even know anything about football, in the main, nevermind the finer points of French; and in fairness it is a langauge where you just have to remember which third of the letters you don't actually say, it's utter madness in my opinion.

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>> No. 27227 Anonymous
22nd July 2018
Sunday 7:48 pm
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Can we stop now please? This has gone too far.

I'm a fat lad which doesn't help, but we've gone over a month without rain and I'm genuinely starting to crack up.
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>> No. 27261 Anonymous
25th July 2018
Wednesday 2:31 pm
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It's too hot to do anything today. I am sweating from just sitting in a chair.
>> No. 27265 Anonymous
25th July 2018
Wednesday 10:41 pm
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>>27259

Edinburgh isn't cheap, though I suppose if you can afford London you can afford it up there.

It's a fantastic city, though. I keep thinking about moving there myself.
>> No. 27267 Anonymous
26th July 2018
Thursday 10:39 am
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>>27265

If I could afford London I wouldn't be so keen on escaping it.

I was thinking a village or town about 10 miles from Edinburgh would be ideal. Close enough to the city but far enough away to be affordable.
>> No. 27275 Anonymous
28th July 2018
Saturday 10:24 am
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Fuck, this was on the telegraph today.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/opinion/2018/07/28/bbcs-obsession-balance-driving-wall/

Sounded like it was right off .gs

“That’s right. Freezing. That’s the weather out there in the real world. Not that you’d know it, from listening to the smug group-think of the meteorological establishment. The ordinary working people of this country are sick of being told what to think by the Met Office elite. All this scaremongering about a so-called ‘heatwave’ is just a myth spread by Big Pharma in order to sell sun cream. Which, by the way, is a complete scam, because there’s actually no such thing as either sunburn or skin cancer.”
>> No. 27277 Anonymous
28th July 2018
Saturday 3:50 pm
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>>27275
"Register for free to continue reading this article
Register"

Can you just copy it all here, lad? I'm not keen on giving up my details to yet another company.

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>> No. 5103 Anonymous
22nd September 2011
Thursday 9:56 pm
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THERE'S TRAFFIC AT THE OTHER SIDE OF THE JUNCTION BUT INSTEAD OF LETTING YOU PULL OUT I'M GOING TO CREEP MY CAR FORWARD A FEW METRES AND BLOCK YOU IN BECAUSE I'M AN INCONSIDERATE CUNT WHO WOULD RATHER INCONVENIENCE OTHERS JUST SO I CAN SPEED UP MY OWN JOURNEY BY A FEW SECONDS.
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>> No. 27042 Anonymous
4th June 2018
Monday 10:20 pm
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>punishment for anything from selling drugs
... or at least doing so in competition with them. For a time in the early 80s most of the weed, coke and horse coming into the British Isles was passing through Shannon.

The 'Ra did some fairly horrific things, but even with funeral shootings or bus massacres, nothing quite compares to the proxy bombings. What do you do if you want to drop off a car bomb but can't get in to park? Why, you tie some poor fucker to the seat and strap their hands to the wheel and get them to deliver it for you, of course.
>> No. 27044 Anonymous
4th June 2018
Monday 10:25 pm
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Oh dear. Where to start...

They weren't controlling a population with "a campaign of palpable fear". The reality is that they had support and sympathy from the communities they operated out of. Insurgent groups which don't tend not to last.

As for "relatively disorganised", the British Army themselves called the provos:

>"a professional, dedicated, highly skilled and resilient force", while loyalist paramilitaries and other republican groups are described as "little more than a collection of gangsters".

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/6276416.stm

The idea that anything like a significant portion of former PIRA volunteers are active in organised crime is false. The reason that PIRA went out with a bank robbery was to provide former volunteers with a pension, precisely so as to avoid them getting involved in criminality.

There is a gang "war" (more a feud, really, this isn't Baltimore) going on in Dublin at the moment, but neither of the two main gangs have anything to do with republicanism, past or present, and the death toll is far from "hundreds" (it's about 20 last I heard).
>> No. 27045 Anonymous
4th June 2018
Monday 10:31 pm
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Calling them 'gentlemen terrorists' is unfair to the people they've harmed and killed. For every fuck-off city centre wrecking bomb they phoned in to warn about there were proper awful acts they performed.
It's a concept that needs to die.

And fwiw I think the Loyalist groups were cunts too. The whole Northern Irish situation was such a barrel of shit.
>> No. 27046 Anonymous
4th June 2018
Monday 10:46 pm
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>>27044

ahem

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Adrian_Donohoe
>> No. 27047 Anonymous
4th June 2018
Monday 11:01 pm
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>>27046
Great post, particularly enjoyed the bit where you explained your point.

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>> No. 26797 Anonymous
15th May 2018
Tuesday 7:35 pm
26797 Saturday Event Moan
I know it's a totally unoriginal /101/, and that Republicanism isn't the least bit in vogue right now, but I can't stand the Monarchy. I'm generally a laid back person, overly so, honestly, but all this "fairy tale" talk drives me batty like nothing else can. I don't even like moaning about the Monarchy IRL because of what a dead end any discussion about it is, which is why I'm having to do it here. And I fail to see what's so "quintessentially British" about a fucking reptile and a Seppo getting married. How about a couple who have to commute two hours each way because the homes closer to their work were too expensive and too small to start a family? Or the newly weds who have to claim benefits just to make ends meet dispite them both being in full time work? You twee shits.

See, bloody batty, lads.
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>> No. 26859 Anonymous
18th May 2018
Friday 11:32 am
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If we had any sense, we'd turn the country into Ye Olde Englande Theme Parke. The emerging Chinese middle class are eager to spunk all their hard-earned renminbi on Burberry coats and Twinings tea and they outnumber us ten to one. Norfolk can be the gift shop until it's consumed by rising sea levels. The East Coast Mainline is obviously beyond repair, so let's just rip it up and turn it into a sightseeing monorail.

We could really do with a spare Prince Philip - the Chinese love a bit of casual racism. Maybe Wills can have a go?
>> No. 26861 Anonymous
18th May 2018
Friday 6:50 pm
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>>26859
>the Chinese love a bit of casual racism. Maybe Wills can have a go?
Just don't mention Taiwan.
>> No. 26862 Anonymous
18th May 2018
Friday 7:32 pm
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>> No. 26863 Anonymous
19th May 2018
Saturday 1:37 am
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Could the whole breaking news shite about walking her down the aisle just an elaborately staged PR game?

It conveniently adds a bit of tragedy and sympathy to the woman and may help to propel her to the rank of 'The People's Princess' in the eyes of Daz and Janine Regular.
>> No. 26894 Anonymous
21st May 2018
Monday 11:22 am
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>>26862
A great bunch of lads.

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>> No. 26792 Anonymous
15th May 2018
Tuesday 1:49 am
26792 Referring to any old shit as <noun> Porn
WORD PORN
FOOD PORN
NATURE PORN

I saw one today called "climbing porn". Get to fuck. The word porn shit especially, just trite shit that makes people feel smart and cultured when it's really completely meaningless.
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>> No. 26793 Anonymous
15th May 2018
Tuesday 5:43 am
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I'm subscribed to a blog called "cabin porn". I understand.
>> No. 26794 Anonymous
15th May 2018
Tuesday 7:06 am
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Food porn seems more apt considering how disgustingly slobbery some people are about food, using words like "succulent". It still sounds unpleasant though.
>> No. 26795 Anonymous
15th May 2018
Tuesday 11:43 am
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Blame Reddit, they have an entire network of dozens of subreddits called the "SFW Porn Network" https://www.reddit.com/r/sfwpornnetwork/wiki/network , along things like 'Nature Porn' or 'Art Porn' there are some utterly bizarre things like 'Tea Porn', 'Police Porn' , 'Megalith Porn' and 'Things Cut In Half Porn'.
>> No. 26802 Anonymous
15th May 2018
Tuesday 8:37 pm
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>>26795
>'Things Cut In Half Porn'

Back in the old days we just used to call this shit "snuff" and be done with it. Fucking kids.

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>> No. 26743 Anonymous
26th April 2018
Thursday 2:09 am
26743 full caps rage/crashing programs
STOP FUCKING CRASHING YOU PIECE OF SHIT, I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN THE EVENING OFF RATHER THAN SPEND 4 HOURS AFTER MY CRAPPY DAY JOB TRYING TO UNFUCK MY AFTER EFFECTS.

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>> No. 24313 Anonymous
17th November 2016
Thursday 7:50 pm
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1000 posts in the old one, time for a new one.

/101/ing cockends who park across your drive when there is clearly a car parked in there.
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>> No. 25825 Anonymous
24th September 2017
Sunday 4:45 pm
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>>25824
Why?
>> No. 25828 Anonymous
24th September 2017
Sunday 9:24 pm
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I keep seeing ADVENTURE BEFORE DEMENTIA stickers when I'm out and about.
>> No. 25829 Anonymous
24th September 2017
Sunday 9:36 pm
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>>25828
Well, at least you remember seeing them.
>> No. 25830 Anonymous
24th September 2017
Sunday 9:56 pm
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I've had "Call me Al" stuck in my head all day
>> No. 25831 Anonymous
24th September 2017
Sunday 10:13 pm
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>>25830
Let's get it out of your head and into everyone else's.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULjCSK0oOlI

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>> No. 25474 Anonymous
13th July 2017
Thursday 4:22 pm
25474 Sod That!
I only signed for this because there was deadline coming at me like a freight train and I panicked, now I get this crap. God damn, what a load.
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>> No. 25493 Anonymous
14th July 2017
Friday 11:32 pm
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>>25492

How no to virus, man? How no to virus?
>> No. 25494 Anonymous
14th July 2017
Friday 11:56 pm
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>>25493

Windows XP. It's so old nobody makes viruses for it anymore.
>> No. 25495 Anonymous
16th July 2017
Sunday 2:39 pm
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>>25494
The NHS disagrees.

>>25474
Next time, don't leave it so late and just pirate the damn thing. I only buy applications from companies that aren't twats.
>> No. 25496 Anonymous
16th July 2017
Sunday 3:23 pm
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>>25495
https://www.theverge.com/2017/5/30/15712542/windows-xp-wannacry-protect-ransomware-blue-screen
>> No. 25732 Anonymous
7th September 2017
Thursday 2:54 pm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afSsyEEUswo
Just glad our ISP's aren't this shit.

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>> No. 25693 Anonymous
28th August 2017
Monday 11:31 am
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Sometimes I really wonder what's going through peoples heads when they buy this stuff.
I also mourn for all the lovely old hardwood furniture that's getting "upcycled" into this.
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>> No. 25694 Anonymous
28th August 2017
Monday 12:17 pm
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I know what you mean - on the plus side, a lot of stuff is rescued and recycled that would have gotten chucked out. I've always been in two minds about it.

Also, it isn't the chabby chic per se, in my view, its the chabby-chic-with-new-pricetag attached that is the problem.
>> No. 25695 Anonymous
29th August 2017
Tuesday 10:54 am
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Maybe it's an attempt to harken back to the childhoods that used hand me down bedroom furniture, falling apart and adorned with past generations stickers.
>> No. 25696 Anonymous
29th August 2017
Tuesday 2:21 pm
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Looks more gyppo chic than shabby chic.
>> No. 25699 Anonymous
29th August 2017
Tuesday 6:29 pm
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>>25693

It also bothers me when people call these things "funky" on eBay, e.g., calling a bashed up old coffee table a "funky coffee table".
>> No. 25702 Anonymous
29th August 2017
Tuesday 9:49 pm
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>>25699

It's the same as estate agents saying that crumbling old shitheaps are "full of character". Yeah, that and fucking woodworm mate.

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>> No. 25031 Anonymous
22nd February 2017
Wednesday 2:54 am
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Corporate bollocks. The rubbish that businesses use to blatantly lie about their practices. Often to be found in statements issued by the press office when they're caught out.

The "isolated incident" that definitely doesn't happen all the time - often as a result of a "training issue" that definitely isn't company policy.

A "gesture of goodwill" that is offered grudgingly only when a newspaper has intervened on your behalf. They're sticking to their guns and are so adamant they've done nothing wrong that they're going to pay you compensation you don't deserve for something they didn't put you through.

A firm that "rewards our loyal customers" by letting them keep a benefit that they already enjoy, or "continues to deliver value for our customers" by putting the price up and the quantity down.

Everyone who's ever written stuff like this can enjoy a glorious winter sun getaway at the Inferno resort, where they can relax in the Eighth Circle bar.
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>> No. 25068 Anonymous
26th February 2017
Sunday 12:47 am
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>>25066
What kind of world do you live in?
>> No. 25069 Anonymous
26th February 2017
Sunday 1:17 am
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>>25068

>What kind of world do you live in?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rytC4QsIiG8
>> No. 25070 Anonymous
26th February 2017
Sunday 1:47 am
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>>25069
Two out of three Berkeley students when asked didn't know which party Abraham Lincoln belonged to, THEREFORE we have full employment.
>> No. 25071 Anonymous
26th February 2017
Sunday 10:33 am
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>>25070
Is that so strange? I don't know what sort of Government The Right Honourable Henry Pelham had, do you?
>> No. 25072 Anonymous
26th February 2017
Sunday 11:54 am
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>>25069
Oh dear.

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