Things like having a correct pronunciation of a letter are not rules for the sake of rules, they are standards for the sake of clarity.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zydASU69pio#t=2m15s

>>3333

Everything is related to 'haitch'.

>>3336
Oh dear, David. HHH is not an acronym; it's not pronounceable as a single word. Funny sketch, though.

>>3338
The incompetent employee clearly pronounced it as an acronym.

>>3312

Sue them for false advertising and 'hurt feelings'. You want money, don't you?

>>3314
Not really, I just wanted the bloody add-on I'd downloaded to work. At this point I mostly want the games company in question to suffer a spontaneous existence failure in some unspecified-but-painful (and if possible, entertaining) manner...

I hate game tech support, particularly that of publishers who don't know what the fuck they're talking about. They just have a long list of potential problems, and they pick one randomly and tell you to sort it out.

Restart your computer. Update your video drivers. Your operating system is not supported. Change your resolution. You don't know what the fucking problem is so don't pretend you do, you utter bastards.

>>3312

Buy a packet of sweets (or a block of icing) and share it with Stuart Campbell. You can both have a cry on his bean bag or bunk bed.

>>3323
Que?

>>3318
Personally I prefer the mobile versions, I don't like scrolling sideways several times to view text that doesn't fit the screen. Also the britfa.gs homepage and brian's postbox don't render very well on my mobile.

Try searching for an app or a browser extension that will spoof your user agent.

I'm always on my mobile browsing.
Only website that doesn't let me switch to classic view is Hotmail, pretty annoying when I can't click links or view pictures because of it.

Try using Opera Mini OP, although, it seems to use proxy all the time, and I think it sometimes doesn't let me on this site because of it.

>>3320
I don't check my email on my mobile, I consider it too insecure. My entire presence on the internet revolves around my email address, it has bank details passwords and the whole shebang; if it's compromised I'm absolutely fucked. Maybe I could register another email address purely for urgent email that forwards to my main one, and check that from my mobile?

>>3318
Perhaps you should have bought a phone that allows you to change its browser's user agent.

>>3289

That's not how the game works.

Play Civ 2 instead. Or Alpha Centauri if you want an even better game.

>>3304
I just played Alpha Centauri for the first time today.

It was very good.

Get some seige lad.

>>3283
horseman and spearman are all u need mate

>>3236
I hate you for trying to educate the stupid mass.

>we won the war
>we

Im sorry, how many Germans did you kill again?

>>3309
By now, it's safe to ask: "How many Germans did you kill? None? And your parents? Also none? Interesting..."

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>>3292

Indeed. It is this attitude that has been encourage that is part of the reason the economy is fucked completely.

>>3292

I salute you for your outrage at this specious trend, and you've hit the nail on the head with the making themselves sound important bit.

Some people I know are already getting bitten on the arse by the 'property' bug. For me, their financial ruin can't come soon enough, the price inflating, estate-agent-loving greedy gits.

I have an ex whose dad looks exactly like Rigsby from Rising Damp. He bought up a few properties about fifteen years ago and is doing very well out of it himself.

I don't really have a point to this story, I just like telling people I know someone who looks exactly like Rigsby who is also a landlord.

>>3307
I had an ex whose dad looked exactly like Brian Fury from the Tekken games. True story.

>>3299

Yeah, I've been a victim of this, but then the fact the word is becoming less serious kind of negates its negative impact. With the advent of 'facebook stalking' the word gets thrown around a lot more. Way of the world.
Maybe they'll make a new word for hiding in peoples hedges and masturbating into their underwear whilst you cackle and dance the rape dance.

Same with rape and a whole other bunch of crimes and negative behaviour.

You just need genuine 3D, with proper solid moving things, so you can fondle things to get a firm idea of the shape.
I, for one, am looking forward to solidpr0n being a reality.

>>3255
It's called a girlfriend.

>>3256

It's called 'fuck the virtual pornstar and roll over to see the Burger King man offering you a whopper as part of an advertisment'.

>>3284

Is it wrong that this is the world I want to live in?

>>3286

Not at all.

Harry Hill is a fucking genius. He is also a really nice bloke. I went to the filming of TV Burp about 5 years ago and he was decent enough to hang around afterwards and talk to the audience.

I can't believe you lot are slagging him off just because he is successful.

See:

http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=jz7e4p&s=5

and

http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=2a94fg7&s=5

(Him with Al Murray)

I like him, and even if I didn't, I don't think I could put him in with Corden, Jupitus and other /101/ favourites. Shame on you, OP.

>>3238
>slagging him off just because he is successful

Yeah! You just hate him because he's popular! Like 4chan, X-factor, James Cordon, Simon Cowell, Jeremy Kyle, Phil Jupitus, Piers Morgan and N-Dubz! It can't be that you've actually formed your own opinions of these things, it must be entirely based on their popularity!

>>3238

I think they're slagging him of because he's successful and they think he's so shit he shouldn't be. That's different.

>>3243

I quite like three or four of those things, actually.

Many years ago, I was a regular visitor to London's comedy circuit. I was lucky enough to visit a small upstairs pub venue called the chuckle club (hosted by one 'Eugene Cheese'). The rest of the acts were ok, but then came what was one of the very first performances of Harry Hill. It remains after all this time as the funniest comedy gig I ever attended. There wasn't much seating in there anyway, and those of us forced to stand ended up being unable to due to the excessive laughter.
When I see him host 'Comedy Burp' it sort of saddens me that others only get this view of him when I saw him produce a routine that will stay with me forever.

>>3260
Not OP, but I've heard it used this way as well, and it means, basically, Jack-the-Lad / studly-but-irresponsible / whatever.

At Newcastle, which has a massive population of rah's and lads, it does become pretty standard to start referring to people as it. I'm not worried that I'm doing it seriously, as pretty much anything any of my friends do, such as archaelogy field trips or such will be greeted with 'WHEY LADS ON TOUR'. If people think I'm genuinely interested in ladism, and banter, then so be it. I like to have a laugh and do devious yet lovable things, indulge in a bit of scoundrelism every now and then...
I see nothing wrong with it to be honest, but I only dislike things like that in culture when it appears that people are doing it for the sake of it. I do it a tad ironically but I also enjoy the 'banter' which goes with it. It's plain fun.

>do this to sound cool
Yeah, they think they're so cool!

>>3272
Would.

>>3276
Agreed, hottest facepalm I've seen in a long time.

Yeah, I believe in them. They exist.

I don't know who I hate more, Dizzy or Dappy.

Dizzee Rascal looks a bit like Neville Staple in that picture.

>>3265

1) yes, I'm Cornish
2) yes, I do, but this was done as a humourous thing to appease me after my previous RAEG at the England nails
3) she isn't, she's quite posh

>>3266

Fellow Cornishman, what part of this old land do you hail from?

I saw a flag before I went to Amsterdam which was an Engerland flag with a lion in each quadrant, so four lions. I was a bit astonished that the person was so retarded to hang that out.

>>3266
Yeah, well, in that case, >>1441.

>>3267

From Launceston (no, I'm not Simon) - but I live and work in Hampshire at the mo, which is where the lasy hails from.