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>> No. 17107 Anonymous
7th November 2014
Friday 12:29 pm
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When people to whom English is a second language adopt an American accent.

This is irksome to me, I would like it to be put in room /101/.
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>> No. 19977 Anonymous
4th July 2015
Saturday 1:45 am
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>>19972
No, lad, read it again. Dayda with a D, not dayta with a T.
>> No. 19985 Anonymous
4th July 2015
Saturday 12:39 pm
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Americans can also be 'pissy' about people adopting any semblance of a British accent. They treat is as a direct attack on their country for some reason.

'Man, do you hate America so much you choose to speak British? There are plenty of good folks over here, you know, you don't have to try so hard.'
>> No. 19986 Anonymous
4th July 2015
Saturday 2:15 pm
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>>19972

>Who the hell says da-ta?

I do, because I'm educated.

I also insist on using the correct singular form.
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4th July 2015
Saturday 4:55 pm
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>>19986
Datum-tish.
>> No. 19989 Anonymous
4th July 2015
Saturday 5:08 pm
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>>17110
This post has reminded me a rant by some Swede on the otherchan about how American media are destroying his country's culture.

Quoting from memory: 'They use English phrases all around and they pronounce them with such a perfect American accent that I'm almost scared'.

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>> No. 19923 Anonymous
1st July 2015
Wednesday 11:58 am
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Not sure if this warrants it's own thread, but I have a neighbour problem and it's turned into a rather serious one.

Basically, I live in a nice apartment complex, it's quiet, secluded and generally all the people living there are pleasant.

However, across from me lives a strange couple. A man, probably in his late 50s, maybe early 60s, with what appears his "wife" - a woman probably in her early 30s, young enough to be his daughter basically. She is Spanish speaking and I guess he can speak it too - and I only know this because of the frequent shouting fights the woman has with her husband. I sort of pick up bits here and there, and it sounds like nonsense, but the volume is ludicrous, to the point where if you have windows closed, you can easily pick up the screaming.

This has gone on and off for a about a year, and since it's summer, my windows are open constantly, and I have to listen to this bollox daily. But not only during the day, but night as well. For 3 days in a row, around 4 am, the bitch can be heard wailing like some kind of demented banshee, and last night was no exception, which her wailing some weird song.

I got fed up with it, and planned to write a strongly worded letter to them, I'm a pussy and I don't want confrontations, so anonymity is key. But I needed the apartment number to get it right. As I walked up to their side of the building, I bumped into one of their neighbours, a nice Columbian girl, whose expression dropped when I asked her about the noise.

Things are far more complicated than I first assumed, and it seems this crazy bitch is legitimately demented, when the Columbian girl had friends over, crazy bitch shouted curses at them, to which one of the Columbian girl's friends responded. Within 30 seconds, the crazy bitch ran down and tried to smash the door down. Obviously not letting her in the Columbian girl was reasonably shook up, but there have been several incidents where she would have the crazy bitch banging on her door at 6am.

So tl;dr, crazy neighbour bitch is disturbing the peace and threatening other people - is there a swift, permanent solution to this issue?

Cheers in advance.
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>> No. 19981 Anonymous
4th July 2015
Saturday 9:22 am
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>>19973
I make one comment about how it's not appropriate to fetishise a racial identity and you lads are falling all over yourselves to dismiss these concerns.
>Step away from tumblr and its tributaries.
>Have a word with yourselves
>Step away from the computer

What's next, 'calm down dear'?
>> No. 19982 Anonymous
4th July 2015
Saturday 9:27 am
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>>19981
We're not falling over ourselves. We're just dismissing your concerns.
>> No. 19983 Anonymous
4th July 2015
Saturday 9:41 am
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>>19982
If you really didn't care you wouldn't comment at all.
>> No. 19984 Anonymous
4th July 2015
Saturday 9:51 am
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>>19983
I didn't say I didn't care. I do care. I dismissed your dire gender-driven drivel because I care. Now it seems like you want a competition to see who can dismiss the other the hardest. You needn't trouble yourself; I already won when I broke out the Winster.
>> No. 19987 Anonymous
4th July 2015
Saturday 4:07 pm
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>>19980
I'm pretty sure it's the same guy who calls everyone fascist/racist. I do believe he is the biggest cunt I have ever seen posting anywhere on the net.

*checks which board this is*

Ok,l this comment is fair game. Please sodomise yourself to death extreme-leftylad.

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>> No. 19861 Anonymous
29th June 2015
Monday 4:08 pm
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Lads, like remember when like Freddos were like 10p?
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>> No. 19893 Anonymous
29th June 2015
Monday 11:40 pm
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Me and mates used to go halves on a ten pack of L&B for a quid each, now they're over £5!
>> No. 19894 Anonymous
30th June 2015
Tuesday 12:14 am
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>>19861

We're all doomed.
>> No. 19898 Anonymous
30th June 2015
Tuesday 1:12 am
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>>19894


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fX4e81L-J7s
>> No. 19899 Anonymous
30th June 2015
Tuesday 1:44 am
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>>19861
How great punk was. Fuck off.
>> No. 19901 Anonymous
30th June 2015
Tuesday 3:37 pm
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>>19890

I've wound up on forums like that before, not about that subject but within that sphere of nuttiness. I never remember to bookmark them.

There was this one, right, it had a terribly UI, and the users were obsessed with tea and gramm... Egads.

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>> No. 19817 Anonymous
28th June 2015
Sunday 1:50 pm
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>> No. 19841 Anonymous
28th June 2015
Sunday 8:14 pm
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>>19836

Instantly become George Clooney.
>> No. 19842 Anonymous
28th June 2015
Sunday 8:18 pm
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>>19831
Conchita Evenworse?
>> No. 19845 Anonymous
28th June 2015
Sunday 9:34 pm
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>>19831

Those shorts appeal to my lesser self*. Would.

*That's what I call my knob.
>> No. 19850 Anonymous
29th June 2015
Monday 11:06 am
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>>19825
I'm fucking delighted that this trend is getting saturated and over played out.

As someone who doesn't have either a beard or tattoos, and is on the slim side, it's refreshing to see this in the twilight of it's popularity.
>> No. 19855 Anonymous
29th June 2015
Monday 1:10 pm
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>>19850
What probably happened is that somewhere in the country, a knobhead got a tattoo of a beard and the words "beards and tattoos", and the whole thing got meta and started collapsing in on itself.

If we could see the end of David Beckham-style tattoos where someone has paid an "artist" to shade their entire arm into a pattern of crude, grey clouds, that would be nice.

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>> No. 19846 Anonymous
28th June 2015
Sunday 11:40 pm
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How programmers hold up coding a login page as uniquely trivial and uninspiring. It's not like most of them can even get that right.
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>> No. 19847 Anonymous
28th June 2015
Sunday 11:55 pm
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I see I'm not the only one who gets annoyed at this sort of thing.
>> No. 19848 Anonymous
29th June 2015
Monday 6:38 am
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>> No. 16767 Anonymous
8th October 2014
Wednesday 8:26 am
16767 Bad flatmates
Tell me about your bad flatmates. Here's mine, let's call him "Ron":

Before I begin, I should mention that I was warned by Ron's former flatmates that he'd be a handful this year. Though, Ron himself said he was more afraid of me than his former flatmates so he'd pull his weight.

The Good:
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The Bad:
-Leaves drawers / cupboards open after retrieving foodstuffs. For fuck's sake, it takes so little effort to close them.
-Leaves food wrappers on the worktop after removing food. The bin is less than a metre away.
-Hoards tons of shit, so has turned the living room into a second bedroom because his room is so messy/small.
-Uses my crockery despite me telling him not to, he doesn't know where he keeps his own shit so uses other people's.
-Has meetings with his musical society in the flat. After a long day I seriously don't want to hear this shit.

The Ugly:
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>> No. 19035 Anonymous
18th April 2015
Saturday 10:28 pm
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>>19034

If you don't mind people thinking that you smell a bit odd, then be my guest. Milk in Chinese supermarkets is exclusively UHT, and there's a lot of anxiety about the safety of domestically-produced milk after the melamine scandal. Bear in mind that a lot of western food items can be expensive and often difficult to find outside of Shanghai and Beijing. Cheese is still largely regarded as an exotic delicacy, and most of what you'll find is fairly bland stuff like Emmental and Gouda.
>> No. 19203 Anonymous
27th April 2015
Monday 3:23 pm
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>>19035
Germany generally suffers from a similar drought of decent cheeses. I could do a whole /101/ thread on how Gouda tastes like you've just done did a little sick in the back of your throat.
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27th April 2015
Monday 3:27 pm
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>>19203
Speaking of, I'm fairly certain I almost died on Saturday night. I woke up around 3am coughing up half a mouthful of sick that was lodged in the back of my throat. That can get to room /101/, thank you very much.
>> No. 19583 Anonymous
12th June 2015
Friday 2:33 pm
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Last year at halls I was living with a megatwat whom I quickly fell out with. I never had any interest in being friends with him but it meant tensions within the flat and that flat nights out and other social events were an impossibility. Other flat m8s have gone spare over the smallest of things like moving their plates out of the sink.
The coming year, I'm living with people I actually like. We're all good friends but I know how easy it is for things to change when living together so I'd like to make an effort to maintain good relations.
I've read through this thread to make sure I'm not guilty of any of these crimes.
Is there any more advice you can give me?
>> No. 19584 Anonymous
12th June 2015
Friday 4:35 pm
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>>19583
Agree ground rules for stuff like cleaning, bills, bog roll etc at the start and stick to them.

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>> No. 19485 Anonymous
28th May 2015
Thursday 8:35 am
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I really fucking hate sunburn. My nose is all fucking liquidy now.
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>> No. 19521 Anonymous
29th May 2015
Friday 6:10 pm
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>>19518
>it's still working

And you know that how? Got a UV camera handy? I'm talking about the Period-After-Opening date which is marked using the open jar symbol - after this period cosmetics are considered no longer usable, and their performance isn't guaranteed.
>> No. 19522 Anonymous
29th May 2015
Friday 6:18 pm
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>>19521
Well I used it when iI was working as an archaeologist in the baking Neapolitan sunshine last summer, I'd had the bottle for around 1.5-2 years before then. Didn't get any burns.
>> No. 19524 Anonymous
29th May 2015
Friday 6:20 pm
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>>19522
And I'd used it the year before that when I was labouring too so it'd sat opened for over a year.
>> No. 19525 Anonymous
29th May 2015
Friday 6:46 pm
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>>19522
"Working" is hard to define.

For example it might have been SPF 30 when you bought it, after 2 years it could be SPF 15. It's still going to be good enough to stop you from getting burnt but the actual protection you're getting from it will be drastically lower.

I agree that the 12 months from opening is going to be highly conservative, a 2 year old bottle is still going to be far better than nothing at all.
>> No. 19526 Anonymous
29th May 2015
Friday 7:15 pm
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>>19525
Nothing at all.

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>> No. 18942 Anonymous
8th April 2015
Wednesday 4:20 pm
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When people attempt to explain common words and phrases with psuedo-history that they've pulled out of their arse.

>The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt, hence the saying "dirt poor." The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on the floor to help keep their footing. As the winter wore on, they kept adding more thresh until when you opened the door it would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entranceway-hence, a "thresh hold".

WRONG

WRONG

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>> No. 18972 Anonymous
10th April 2015
Friday 5:06 pm
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The only evidence we have isn't even a tapestry! It's an embroidered cloth, which isn't the same thing at all! What else aren't they telling us? Wake up sheeple!
>> No. 18974 Anonymous
12th April 2015
Sunday 3:09 pm
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PROOF.
>> No. 18976 Anonymous
12th April 2015
Sunday 3:43 pm
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Church covering for rapists again. They succeeded in getting the verb removed here, but the cunning artist managed to sneak in a hint to let us know what's really happening.
>> No. 18980 Anonymous
13th April 2015
Monday 11:56 pm
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>>18974
>>18976
You chaps can just go boil your heads.
>> No. 18998 Anonymous
15th April 2015
Wednesday 1:28 am
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>>18974
THATS WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK - FALSE FLAG

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>> No. 18034 Anonymous
12th February 2015
Thursday 1:18 am
18034 The fuck do I pay you people for.

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>> No. 18486 Anonymous
18th March 2015
Wednesday 1:25 am
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I don't think I've ever seen the generic you used online like this before. Why on earth have they labelled "what the public likes" as "what you like love"? That's insane.
>> No. 18487 Anonymous
18th March 2015
Wednesday 1:32 am
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>>18486
You just know the thing is run by a niece of some BBC higher-up. Overall I like the BBC but there's no denying it's a complete fucking shower in many regards.
>> No. 18488 Anonymous
18th March 2015
Wednesday 1:52 am
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>>18487

It might be the iPlayer team. They have always been given a fairly long leash, hence the whimsical "it goes up to eleven" volume control.

In their defence, the BBC have ongoing problems with tracking user engagement, because they don't require a login to use iPlayer services. They have been experimenting with a variety of things to try and get better data on the kinds of programmes people want to watch without being overly intrusive. The "love" button might be annoyingly twee but it might also help improve the quality of TV, by helping to make the case for programmes with a small but loyal audience. I hate all that social media bullshit, but if the BBC Three commissioners had paid more attention to Twitter we might have got a third series of In The Flesh rather than yet another crap sitcom.
>> No. 18940 Anonymous
8th April 2015
Wednesday 11:13 am
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All the time. We mustn't allow British people to see this.
>> No. 18941 Anonymous
8th April 2015
Wednesday 12:08 pm
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>>18486
>insane
It's inane.

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>> No. 18688 Anonymous
2nd April 2015
Thursday 8:20 pm
18688 McDonalds customers
If you ever go into a McDonalds, please treat the workers like they're human beings

don't say 'well I'm taking out so OBVIOUSLY I need a bag' before rolling your eyes and sighing - I have to charge you for a bag, I have to ask you if you want one, some people do not want one

don't roll up to the drive through window, swipe your card and drive on without so much as a glance my way. you're not going to get your food any faster. I only have to shout you down and get you to reverse back when your card didn't go through

don't drive past the payment window because you were waiting there for 20 seconds longer than usual and then ignore me and wave a £20 in my face after I told you you have to drive around again. also that person didn't get to the window in record time because he's elbow deep in dishwater while simultaneously taking someone else's order

if your order is huge and filled with custom items, don't scream at me when you've been waiting 4 minutes to get your food. it's fast food, not instant food. also don't lie to me and pretend you've been waiting 10, because there's a timer on the till

many different people work many different stations as a team and we serve hundreds of customers an hour. even working at the fastest pace possible, 90% of the time we get everything right. unfortunately that still means it's not an unlikely scenario that you get one of your sandwiches with mayo on it when you asked for no mayo. it's just a mistake. be polite, bring it to us, we will replace it, no problem. don't shout at the little 16 year old foreign girl on the till who didn't even serve you.

sometimes the milkshake machine isn't working. don't threaten to fight me because I can't serve you a milkshake.

if you've got your engine revving, and you're mumbling into the drivethrough machine from the PASSENGER SEAT, I cannot hear what you are saying. If I have to ask you to repeat yourself, don't shout at me obnoxiously. also don't throw your hands up in the air in distress or give me the finger - I can see you on the camera.
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>> No. 18713 Anonymous
3rd April 2015
Friday 12:42 am
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>>18709

If you did grow up somewhere that uses it, you wouldn't care. It's not as if it's some vestigial, conversational penis from yesteryear that I'm beating people about the head with everytime I say it. Women use it more than men anyway.
>> No. 18714 Anonymous
3rd April 2015
Friday 12:58 am
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I appreciate that working a minimum wage job isn't easy (I've worked a few myself) but my God some of them can be useless mardy cunts at times. I mean, I'm very sorry to have interrupted your intellectually stimulating discussion about the football but there's no need to be a rude cunt just because I would rather pay now and not 10 minutes later when you've finished nattering.
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3rd April 2015
Friday 1:44 am
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>>18714

It's easy to forget that there are cunts in every job and every walk of life. Chances are that that sort of person would be a useless bellend whatever it was they were being paid to do.

In any case, I am generally more supportive of a slave drone on £7 an hour socialising on company time than I am somebody on £70k who should really have more important things to do- But nevertheless, people will still do it.
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4th April 2015
Saturday 9:50 pm
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>>18715
Correct, this happens everywhere. The standards you are supposed to exhibit and are demanded from you in a job interview generally speaking (experience) fall to pieces once in the workplace when you see the shop-floor/office culture of the business.
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4th April 2015
Saturday 11:42 pm
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>>18807
Next you'll bring us the revelation that people don't drive like they did during their tests.

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>> No. 18375 Anonymous
9th March 2015
Monday 10:25 pm
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Is there a name for people who only understand aggression? The kind of people who throw tantrums when things don't go their way and so, when they do something that annoys you, because you communicate your annoyance in a calm, reasonable, mature manner they don't understand that you're upset and think it's not a big deal and/or you are literally just joking because they just think a natural reaction to displeasure is to start smashing things and spouting insults and anyone who isn't doing that cannot possibly be annoyed. So you have to pretend to be furious and start shouting and swearing and getting in their face just to make it clear to them that their behaviour is not acceptable even though you would much prefer to not act like a 5-year-old.

Fuck those people.
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>> No. 18377 Anonymous
9th March 2015
Monday 11:16 pm
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It's not pleasant being around people who throw their toys out of the pram too often but people who pass off as calm, reasonable and mature all the time can also be quite infuriating, and passive aggression can be much more /101/ for me than a temper tantrum.

As the Cheeky Girls philosophically sang, 'this is life - touch my bum'.
>> No. 18627 Anonymous
28th March 2015
Saturday 8:23 pm
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The biggest tantrum chuckers are the eskimoists. Here in Brumistan, if they don't get their way, we're racist islamophobes
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28th March 2015
Saturday 8:24 pm
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>>18627
1/10, see me.
>> No. 18629 Anonymous
28th March 2015
Saturday 8:26 pm
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>>18628
1/10, see me.
>> No. 18630 Anonymous
28th March 2015
Saturday 8:36 pm
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Borderline Personality Disorder.

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>> No. 18370 Anonymous
9th March 2015
Monday 6:03 pm
18370 Marketing
You know what boils my piss. Marketing.

Products or services whose names begin with the prefix "The People's...", generally accompanied by a shite advertisement only seen past 2am on ITV4+1.

In fact, marketing in general boils my piss, but particularly shit marketing really gets me. Especially with social media, if I see another "hilarious" baby singing classic pop song/twee Mumford-esque phone advert/pink bingo advert with a hashtag, I might be forced to detatch my own retinas.

I feel sorry for the poor intern getting paid £4 an hour to pretend to be the fuzzy Argos aliens on Twitter. I feel even sorrier for the members of the public who spend their time actually interacting with such drivel.
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>> No. 18400 Anonymous
10th March 2015
Tuesday 7:38 pm
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>>18398

> clutching on to dying ideals

I'll agree that the dutch have generally got it sorted when it comes to life, but last time I was there I was beset by a bunch of protesting UVA students whinging on about wanting free education and a free society, so I'm pretty sure they're just as adept at holding onto dying ideals as the rest of us.
>> No. 18401 Anonymous
10th March 2015
Tuesday 7:40 pm
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Nice to see this pop up as I'm browsing /*/
I'd not heard of this bloke until a few months back when someone posted his song "The Idiot". Been listening to loads of his stuff since, and already knew the song you've posted and was happy to press play.
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10th March 2015
Tuesday 8:03 pm
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Well in any society you're going to have a few idealists, be they commies or Geert (pictured, him an Nige would be great pals. He got done for inciting racial hatred for chanting "less morrocans! less morrocans! less morrocans" at a meeting), but the general point is that here most people really couldn't give that much of a flying fuck, and even if they do, they keep it to themselves.

C.f. the British, where we love adorning our homes in Union Jack cushions and watching bake-off in some sort of pretentious collective self-aggrandizement.

(A good day to you Sir!)
>> No. 18404 Anonymous
10th March 2015
Tuesday 8:09 pm
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>C.f.
Lad.
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10th March 2015
Tuesday 8:22 pm
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>>18403

> C.f. the British, where we love adorning our homes in Union Jack cushions and watching bake-off in some sort of pretentious collective self-aggrandizement.

Speak for yourself lad. Also wait until the next Euro or World up comes around and you'll see the Dutch aren't that much different to us. Koningsdaag might come as a surprise too. Orange, lad. Orange as far as the eye can see. Fucking proddies

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>> No. 18090 Anonymous
17th February 2015
Tuesday 3:09 pm
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I've had a shit experience with Yodel in all four of my interactions with them.

Just today I was told that the flowers I ordered on the 12th for the 14th were damaged in delivery, and they didn't even bother to tell the flower company. In the past I've had deliveries a week+ later than the specific date paid for, I've had goods damaged, I've been spoken to like scum.

Yodel are a load of wank.
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>> No. 18202 Anonymous
20th February 2015
Friday 10:44 pm
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>>18201
Mine's called Amos. I get a text telling me when he's supposed to show up and then he does. I like Amos.
>> No. 18203 Anonymous
21st February 2015
Saturday 5:21 am
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>>18199

Basically. Both the company you ordered from and the delivery company both have the insurance and processes to deal with a lost parcel, so you just tell the seller and let them deal with it. If a driver ever leaves a box outside my door, or posts a thing that's supposed to have a signature, or even delivers it to a neighbor, I just say it's nowhere to be found. Then they send you another one. It's great.

Apparently Game send everything through Hermes, with no signature or tracking. Get yourself a couple of Xboxes or something.
>> No. 18204 Anonymous
21st February 2015
Saturday 12:26 pm
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>>18203
Careful with this. You know how pretty much every shop these days wants you to offer up your particulars when you return something? Whether they're supposed to or not, they do try and correlate these, and with online retail it's much easier for them to do. If you do it often, don't be surprised if odd things start happening to your orders. If you're stupid enough to put the things up on eBay after the fact then you might find yourself on the wrong end of some interesting conversations.

I would try this trick, but I can't. I'm on a serviced development, and reception get you to sign something saying that they can receive things on your behalf (and so the seller's responsibility ends there). They sign for everything, and my fellow residents tell me they don't have much trouble with things going missing since most courier firms end up here daily with multiple packages, so the Yodellers know they have an easy way to reach their target.
>> No. 18205 Anonymous
21st February 2015
Saturday 3:26 pm
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> they do try and correlate these, and with online retail

Are you even kidding. They devote very large computing resources to spotting the patterns. You'll get away with defrauding most online retailers twice a year, but no more.
>> No. 18206 Anonymous
21st February 2015
Saturday 3:30 pm
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>>18205
As you might know had you not been really fucking selective when reading and quoting that post.

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>> No. 17968 Anonymous
2nd February 2015
Monday 5:33 pm
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I downloaded a foreign film a few days ago. "That's great," you might be thinking, "what a cultured fellow you are." Wrong. This is a Belarusian film. They are supposed to be speaking Belarusian. Yet when I started watching it only the sounds of perfectly affected British English met my ears and there was not a subtitle in sight. Will the twist be that this bunch of Soviet Union peasants grew up in Oxfordshire? Why does dubbing even exist? I'm not illiterate. I hardly think an illiterate person is interested in watching Soviet-era films. I want to know who is responsible for creating dubbed films and I want them rounded up, gassed, cremated and their ashes used as fertilizer.
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>> No. 17983 Anonymous
2nd February 2015
Monday 10:58 pm
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>>17982
No, I do this too.
>> No. 17999 Anonymous
5th February 2015
Thursday 9:24 pm
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>dubs

Check 'em.
>> No. 18000 Anonymous
5th February 2015
Thursday 9:26 pm
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>>17980
>Thinking to Battle Royale, I can hear Beat Takeshi's speech at the end in English with a rather racist Japanese accent.
Mirth.
>> No. 18039 Anonymous
12th February 2015
Thursday 9:58 am
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1st off OPlad, what a brilliant film. I agree that the dubbing of foreign features is absolutely ridiculous - it happened another time when I watched another Soviet war film (They Fought for the Country which features the Russian Shatner) and the most obnoxiously loud, out-of-synch dubbing in thick RADA-ese assaulted my ears. Why must the dvd distributor immediately assume, by putting the dubbing as the default setting, that the person who goes out of their way to buy a forrin lingo film to be unwilling to either read subtitles or not already have a functional grasp of the language? As an occasional "world cinema" viewer, I damn well know to expect people chirping away in Mongol or French.
>> No. 18041 Anonymous
12th February 2015
Thursday 10:52 am
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>>17980
I definitely get that with Amelie.

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