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>> No. 15563 Anonymous
24th June 2014
Tuesday 4:00 am
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if i only masturbate with my right hand, why does my left wrist ache so much?
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>> No. 15564 Anonymous
24th June 2014
Tuesday 4:12 am
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>>15563
How do you masturbate with you right hand? What hand do you use for the mouse? Are you left handed?

Also this thread is iq.
>> No. 15566 Anonymous
24th June 2014
Tuesday 12:51 pm
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Since this is /101/ I fucking hate it when people can't be arsed to capitalise properly.

Plus yeah, /iq/.
>> No. 15567 Anonymous
24th June 2014
Tuesday 1:21 pm
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I hate that I don't get the tingly feeling in the tip of my knob when I cum like I used to and I hate that as soon as I cum I just stop wanking, I think these two problems are related.
>> No. 15568 Anonymous
24th June 2014
Tuesday 1:42 pm
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>>15567
I never got that tingly feeling until my third girlfriend, she really knew how to tease me right. Either that or it's actually just an STD.

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>> No. 15551 Anonymous
21st June 2014
Saturday 8:46 am
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Doing cancer chats (or anything that makes you queasy) on breakfast shows at the weekend when everyone is already depressed enough.
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>> No. 15552 Anonymous
21st June 2014
Saturday 11:54 am
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>>15551
What are you doing awake in the morning at weekends?
>> No. 15553 Anonymous
21st June 2014
Saturday 11:57 am
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>>15552

I feel worse if I have a lie in.

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>> No. 15199 Anonymous
18th May 2014
Sunday 2:43 pm
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Get out of my London you fucking tourists, you got no business being here. The tube should not be full on weekends.
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>> No. 15222 Anonymous
19th May 2014
Monday 9:30 am
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>>15218

This definitely scans.

My dad took me to Southampton while he was at University there and had a massive trolley full of shopping in ASDA and the check out assistant refused his money. He tipped the trolley on its arse and told her to go fuck herself, then calmly left and went to the bank and exchanged them and went to Sainsbury's instead.

My only good memory of my Dad.
>> No. 15223 Anonymous
19th May 2014
Monday 9:49 am
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>>15222
If that's a good memory I hate to think what a bad one is.
>> No. 15224 Anonymous
19th May 2014
Monday 10:01 am
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>>15223

He told me never to take shit from jobsworths, which is sound advice. My childhood wasn't roses, no. I'm not going to bitch about it, he was just generally an unhinged guy and I lost contact with him because he started a fight with me when I was 15 or so and I gave him a kick in and he threw me out the house.

Southampton was fun though, it is the only time I've ever seen him happy.
>> No. 15548 Anonymous
18th June 2014
Wednesday 3:36 pm
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>> No. 15549 Anonymous
18th June 2014
Wednesday 5:07 pm
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>>15548
>McIntyre

Careful lad, you wouldn't want to offend the patron saint round here.

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>> No. 15316 Anonymous
1st June 2014
Sunday 10:11 pm
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I think I've found the most pointless thing on Freeview. This only runs from 4-6am, and currently all the parent channel puts out from 3-5am is teleshopping. I can only assume they're squatting either to keep control of the LCN or to give them first dibs on any bandwidth freed up.
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>> No. 15317 Anonymous
1st June 2014
Sunday 11:01 pm
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>>15316

m8 it's so that if you come home pissed at about 3am and see some utterly bangin steam cleaner or totally versatile multichop kitchen shit on the teleshopping, but you're too pissed to write the number down properly then you can just go to +1 and you get another chance at your dream purchase. Obvious really.
>> No. 15318 Anonymous
1st June 2014
Sunday 11:03 pm
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>> No. 15457 Anonymous
8th June 2014
Sunday 4:14 pm
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I don't have a Sky dish but every so often I house-sit at my folks' place where they do, and I always enjoy hopping around between the weird free channels. Last time I remember finding an Asian bridal fashion channel, for women, that was only on between 4AM and 6AM. How the fuck do they make any money?
>> No. 15459 Anonymous
8th June 2014
Sunday 4:20 pm
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They're launching ITVBe at some point, with the focal point being it'll be the new home for TOWIE, so they're probably hanging on to it for that.

They've just launched another channel which is for drama repeats, so I don't know how it's different from ITV3/4. Although to be fair, my only experience of these channels is when I watch the tennis, Minder or Sherlock Holmes.
>> No. 15516 Anonymous
9th June 2014
Monday 11:03 am
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>>15457
Presumably like the old BBC Education stuff at 2am. The intention is for people to sky+/tape it and watch it later.

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>> No. 14654 Anonymous
4th May 2014
Sunday 6:45 pm
14654 Rapeseed and other hayfever-inducing crops
Just fucking stop it, you're making my life hell. Smokers get taxed through the nose in part for second hand smoke (which may not even cause harm) but these fucking farmers ruin spring, summer and autumn for millions of people every year and face no punishment for it.

Grow livestock, like they do in Mudchute - a sensible farm that does not cause harm. Or even vegetables, just not fucking rapeseed that is only good for cooking oil. We don't even need the sodding stuff when we've got sunflower oil, olive oil, coconut oil, any other type of oil. Fucks sake.

Manure too. Ruins the countryside for everyone else.

I'd get done for spraying feces or anthrax into a farmer's house. Double standards or what?

I'm so angry right now.
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>> No. 15423 Anonymous
7th June 2014
Saturday 12:44 pm
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>>15421
>So what you're saying is that nobody can have an opinion on anything until someone who may or may not be smarter than them tells them what to think about said thing?
No, that's not what he's saying, you daft cunt.
>> No. 15424 Anonymous
7th June 2014
Saturday 12:48 pm
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>>15417

Not the other poster, but I'd argue that it can be worth personally investigating something anecdotal, even if it hasn't been proved scientifically yet (if the potential benefits outweigh the risks).

For example, if you're interested in fitness you're often wading through medical studies that aren't perfectly representative of a certain phenomena or the effect you're trying to achieve (e.g. they've been conducted on rats or on people in very specific physical states), but you can still experiment with principles derived from it just to see if it works for you. A controlled study would be nice, yes, but the worst thing that can happen for that poster is that they go outside a bit more and learn to moderate their own exposure to allergens.

Maybe you're right to be skeptical, especially with the amount of false information published about health in mass media which usually takes some study wildly out of context, but I'm not sure it's necessary here.
>> No. 15425 Anonymous
7th June 2014
Saturday 1:13 pm
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>>15424
My objection isn't to people trying unproven stuff, it's to people responding to criticism with B-B-BUT SCIENCE DUN NO EVERYFINK DO.
>> No. 15426 Anonymous
7th June 2014
Saturday 1:28 pm
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>>15425

Fair. I've also just thought over your astrology example, which could also be considered as 'trying unproven stuff', and am forced to amend my own opinion a bit. I think there's something to be said for making a personal decision about what unproven ideas you wish to pursue if they're based on a good knowledge about the quality of evidence and an honest appraisal of possible benefits against risks. Astrology could be ruled out on that basis, I think.

I do agree that 'science doesn't know everything' is a poor reason to justify any old experiment. You could justify virtually anything that way. I'm now wondering if it might be productive to search for any evidence, anecdotal or not, of the allergen thing working for someone.
>> No. 15436 Anonymous
8th June 2014
Sunday 5:17 am
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>>15412

I have an afternoon of cleaning the bedsheets again due to banging my missus up the arse. I don;t mention this to brag, but to confirm that it is definitely not piss.

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>> No. 15324 Anonymous
3rd June 2014
Tuesday 1:18 am
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This passive-aggressive attention seeking bollocks. It's shite on a number of levels.
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>> No. 15358 Anonymous
4th June 2014
Wednesday 12:04 am
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>>15356
You still haven't seen porn vines...
>> No. 15359 Anonymous
4th June 2014
Wednesday 12:22 am
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>>15358
No, there's near uncountably many porn websites with videos longer than 6 seconds you know.
>> No. 15360 Anonymous
4th June 2014
Wednesday 12:47 am
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>>15359
There are vines of women who compile all their vines and it goes for more than 6 seconds, lad. Stop watching professional porn.
>> No. 15361 Anonymous
4th June 2014
Wednesday 1:54 am
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>>15359

You need more than 6 seconds? What a proper bummer.
>> No. 15374 Anonymous
4th June 2014
Wednesday 11:15 pm
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>>15354
Cheers.
>>15355
Quite so. And by the 'nursery language' I meant the one used for [FB] interface. You know, making things look like those they actually aren't. Entitling everybody a 'friend' in what is actually just a sort of a contact list. And so on.

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>> No. 15319 Anonymous
2nd June 2014
Monday 8:04 pm
15319 Forum/subreddit moderators
What an absolute shower of pissflaps. Fuck me. I don't want to post screens or links because that's just internet drama that's not worth anyone's bother but I should have known better than to expect a 'named' board/forum to not be moderated by a gang of rat-fellating thundercunts.
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>> No. 15368 Anonymous
4th June 2014
Wednesday 6:31 pm
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>>15367

Start typing on the keyboard with a friend to catch the reference.

https://www.youtube.com/v/u8qgehH3kEQ
>> No. 15370 Anonymous
4th June 2014
Wednesday 7:12 pm
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>>15368
"How computers work according to American TV prime time TV shows" is an endlessly entertaining subject.
https://www.youtube.com/v/3uoM5kfZIQ0
https://www.youtube.com/v/O2rGTXHvPCQ

House of Cards actually surprised me earlier this year. A couple of characters started talking about the deep web and I was ready for some quality bullshit, but the guy explained how TOR works totally accurately. He was also an obese bespectacled neckbeard, showing even more attention to detail on the producers' part.
>> No. 15371 Anonymous
4th June 2014
Wednesday 9:50 pm
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I remember an MMO I used to play which attracted a large number of immature players. At one point a new member was given moderator status and later GM purely because he made 100 posts in under 24 hours (or so the rumors said). Drama inevitably ensued.

I have also been on the receiving end of an idiot mod/GM who I decided to argue with in a public chat, then after leaving the room (and arguement, I thought) they preceeded to private message me threateningly and saying "don't bother trying to reply, I've blocked you'.
>> No. 15372 Anonymous
4th June 2014
Wednesday 10:14 pm
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>>15364
> Come on m8, throwing a bit of bash script around a heartbleed exploit you got off exploit-db doesn't really make you a hacker, even if you did make the news.
Actually, I was the bloke he was replying to.
>> No. 15373 Anonymous
4th June 2014
Wednesday 11:09 pm
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>>15367
I have forgotten more about this business than you've ever known!

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>> No. 15321 Anonymous
2nd June 2014
Monday 10:45 pm
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This program, I know murders and armed robberies are horrible, but it's basically "yes good citizen, tell the state police if your neighbours are being a bit naughty"
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>> No. 15323 Anonymous
3rd June 2014
Tuesday 1:07 am
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Er, it's appealing for witnesses to crimes to come forward, not sure what's supposed to be bad about that m8.
>> No. 15325 Anonymous
3rd June 2014
Tuesday 1:29 am
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SNITCHES GET STITCHES. FUCK YOU.
>> No. 15351 Anonymous
3rd June 2014
Tuesday 6:28 pm
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You make it sound like something out of 1984, but it's just a wanted poster on TV. By historical standards it's positively cuddly - none of this 'dead or alive' stuff, and nothing too distasteful until after the watershed.

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>> No. 15246 Anonymous
20th May 2014
Tuesday 12:47 am
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Christ lads, why is it so cunting hot already.

I don't mind it in the day, in fact I love it, but on a night it is the bane of my meagre existance. Keeping the windows open only makes me thing I'm going to get raped by the boogie man, never mind the insects who bite and make me shit myself whilst watching a film on my nice bright tablet.
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>> No. 15308 Anonymous
30th May 2014
Friday 5:48 pm
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The worst of it for me is getting my annual case of jungle arse. I wipe thoroughly and it itches and the sweatiness of the situation seems to make it even worse. I should really just get baby wipes.
>> No. 15309 Anonymous
30th May 2014
Friday 6:07 pm
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>>15308
Wash your arse, you filthy infidel.
>> No. 15310 Anonymous
30th May 2014
Friday 6:19 pm
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>>15263

Individually perhaps, but if we're talking about swarms I have to disagree.

https://www.youtube.com/v/K6m40W1s0Wc

https://www.youtube.com/v/qOe5Lmyyxiw
>> No. 15311 Anonymous
30th May 2014
Friday 6:37 pm
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>>15310

The swarms are only so easily angered because when they send emissaries into our homes they're almost also murdered.
>> No. 15312 Anonymous
30th May 2014
Friday 7:10 pm
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>>15311
Emissary? They bring the crowns and heads of conquered kings to my windowsills. They insult me, and they threaten my family with annoying buzzing sounds and stinging. They can come; I will paint my walls with their blood. THIS. IS. MY HOUSE.

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>> No. 14978 Anonymous
11th May 2014
Sunday 12:21 pm
14978 Hashtag warriors
Stop this. Stop this now.
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>> No. 15304 Anonymous
29th May 2014
Thursday 8:58 pm
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>>15300
> If someone systematically destroys the controversial point then I'll think 'fair enough, that sounds reasonable' and change my view to accomodate it.
You're alright m8.

Ignore these other butthurt comments.
>> No. 15305 Anonymous
29th May 2014
Thursday 9:47 pm
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>>15303
It's not meant to be a serious way of testing complex hypothsies but quite often people might bring up counterarguments I wouldn't have otherwise thought of. I'm also aware that a lack of good counterarguments from a small sample size isn't necessarily proof that the point is valid.
>> No. 15306 Anonymous
29th May 2014
Thursday 11:16 pm
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>>15281
Understood.
>>15283
Couldn't agree more.
>>15285
> Look underneath a news article or blog post and there's a good chance you'll see people commenting under their real name, through Facebook, Twitter, Google etc. accounts.
Not when you're running NoScript.
>>15286
> but if you're just innocently commenting on the news, why the hell shouldn't you have the guts to identify yourself?
Have you ever been threatened because of your viewpoint? Not that those threats matter much usually but they can be pretty annoying, especially when the person you have unknowingly insulted by stating your views/preferences is not a bright one.
>> No. 15307 Anonymous
29th May 2014
Thursday 11:51 pm
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>>15306
>Not when you're running NoScript.
Just like the Sun (in both senses), just because you don't see it doesn't mean it's not there.

>Have you ever been threatened because of your viewpoint? Not that those threats matter much usually
Usually, yes. Just so people on both sides are aware, exceptionally those threats can be quite substantial, particularly if you disagree with certain groups. Political extremists, animal rights groups, and definitely not Scientology.
>> No. 15313 Anonymous
30th May 2014
Friday 11:13 pm
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>>15307
> Just like the Sun (in both senses), just because you don't see it doesn't mean it's not there.
Yah, that's what I meant.

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>> No. 15225 Anonymous
19th May 2014
Monday 8:53 pm
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Our shitty ineffective government really hates letting us leave doesn't it? even for a fucking instant. God for-fucking-bid I should be allowed to throw off the yoke of corporate slavery and the scrutiny of my fucking trustworthy government for a weekend while I go to Spain eh? Imagine a utopia where any man can go to his post office, send off a picture and signature, and receive his official travel documents within a reasonable time frame.

So far, three attempts have been made to run the inky gauntlet of neutral coloured forms and fucking illiterate sentences put forth by the bulging prolapse that is the passport office, hanging from the very bottom of the arsehole government, dripping shit upon the rest of us.

The first attempt was acceptable. I expected to fail. After deciphering the ridiculous riddles that comprise the passport renewal form, I filled it out to the best of my ability; keeping in mind that most of the shit they ask is nigh unanswerable or extremely irrelevant. The person who countersigned my passport form managed to fuck up signing the pictures. O.K. I have more pictures. The second time, the helpful worker at the post office kindly pointed out the plethora of mistakes made on the passport form (the one they printed, no less!).
The third time, my dad insisted on filling it out so I didn't make any mistakes. Guess what. Going to get a new form tomorrow.

I begin to see a pattern emerging as I traverse the slippery ropes of officialdom, some threat that I knew lurked in the shadows lifted its ugly bureaucratic head. When no less than three separate, competent individuals are so utterly soul crushed after dealing with this beast, I begin to think that it is not us who is fucking the situation, but the snot-gulpers who designed the shitty form I wouldn't use to clean up afterbirth. These are the same inept cunts who have been the bane of this nation for generations - the ignorant chauffeured twat who designed the roads and the dickhead who decides to take the goalposts on your local field down as soon as the sun rolls out.

The most pedestrian tasks have become monumental accomplishments in light of this leadership - not this leadership or the ones before it, ALL of them. I will be the first to admit the government has done a whole lot of good, but when I need to take several months out of my life to complete a fucking piece of paper, to get another fucking piece of paper, just so I can fuck off out of this shithole for a short while (all so I can enjoy it more when I get back!) I believe there is something truly wrong with the way we are doing things.

When it comes down to it. We all (most) pay our taxes, we all support our government to at least some degree (we are, after all, not being raped and murdered in our beds by foreign invaders or starving to death and eating our children.) So why in the fucking world, when GCHQ know every minuscule detail about me, can they not fucking verify and assemble a passport for a born and bred Bitish male?
Is it too much to ask that they check their cunting records? Do you really need the fucking co-ordinates and time to the millisecond of my father's birth, regardless of the fact that only the mother's details count anyway? Do you really think I have any vague clue of when my previous passport was issued? I was fucking 5! Where was this passport issued to you? I don't know, in the post? you tell me tossers, you sent it to me.

Effectively what I'm trying to say is that they're a shower of cunts, who don't want to work for the fucking money we pay them.
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>> No. 15242 Anonymous
20th May 2014
Tuesday 12:04 am
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>>15241
So?
>> No. 15243 Anonymous
20th May 2014
Tuesday 12:17 am
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>>15225
You could have applied online and printed out a declaration form, in case you weren't aware.

You're missing the point of asking you for so much information. They're not asking because it's information that's useful in itself for them to know. They're asking precisely so they can check their records and establish that your answers tally. A passport isn't just a travel document; it's an identity document from which all others derive their validity. It also signifies British nationality. I don't think there are very many people who would agree that anyone in Britain with a photograph and signature should essentially be able to obtain British nationality.

That you sent off an application where the photos were not properly countersigned really suggests you're at fault here. The paper application form has had its clarity endorsed by the Plain English Campaign and your suggestion that it's written in riddles says more about your own reading comprehension (though for whatever reason the application form I have in front of me does not carry the Crystal Mark).

>>15232
I'd sooner check an application myself and where necessary talk to someone manning the Passport Adviceline. For example, the supporting literature claims only an original birth certificate will be accepted and not a certified copy, but if you don't possess it that's obviously an impossible ask. The Post Office are only going to catch the most basic mistakes. Then again, OP has shown he's not above making them.
>> No. 15244 Anonymous
20th May 2014
Tuesday 12:32 am
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Am I the only one who thinks the "passport interview centres" were just an excuse to keep civil servants in jobs? What was wrong with the old system?
>> No. 15245 Anonymous
20th May 2014
Tuesday 12:35 am
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>>15243
Hmm. Having written this I now realise that there are certified copies (a photocopy signed by a professional) and there are Certified Copies (produced by the General Register Office). I was advised by the Passport Office that I should explain that I only have a certified copy and sign that declaration. There was no mention of applying to the GRO for a copy. I'm now left wondering what the employee understood me to mean and what their actual policy is. Oh well.
>> No. 15247 Anonymous
20th May 2014
Tuesday 12:48 am
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>>15245
A "Certified Copy of an Entry in the Register of Births" is, for all intents and purposes, a birth certificate, and is acceptable in any context where one is asked for. There is a difference between a "long form" and a "short form", which can make a difference as to the acceptability, though it depends on the presence or otherwise of a particular piece of information, not the paper size.

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>> No. 15108 Anonymous
15th May 2014
Thursday 9:10 pm
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University accommodation. Why is it so shit? I lived in a self catered hall for a year with an oven that didn't work. I had to share a bathroom with 10 people. And it cost me more money than living in a rented house with housmates.
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>> No. 15193 Anonymous
17th May 2014
Saturday 1:46 am
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>>15192
You're not winning anyone over from that high horse of your own.
>> No. 15194 Anonymous
17th May 2014
Saturday 1:59 am
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>>15191
How many of your friends have tried to kill themselves 10 feet away from you? I've a funny feeling you wouldn't sit and watch.

I'd rather risk wrongly interfering than wrongly watching. You can always try killing yourself again.

By the way, in her case she was incredibly drunk when she attempted this, and regretted it massively. She cried into my friends arms in thanks.
>> No. 15195 Anonymous
17th May 2014
Saturday 2:14 am
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>>15194
Oh, so fat-suicidal-lass was your mate? I suppose it is okay, if you saved her for your own selfish reasons.
>> No. 15196 Anonymous
17th May 2014
Saturday 2:21 am
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>>15195
You really are a cunt, aren't you? Unless the person attempting suicide has carefully considered it for an extended period of time, and is totally sound of mind, then fair enough they can go to Dignitas or whatever. But most who attempt suicide aren't sound of mind, they've got mental health issues or are in such emotional distress that suicide seems like the best option at the time, but when they're out of that massive low they can see it wasn't the right thing to do. A drunk young person who presumably suffered from some sort of mental illness is hardly the best person to be making an informed choice as to whether or not they end their life, so the people who helped her did the right thing.
>> No. 15197 Anonymous
17th May 2014
Saturday 2:38 am
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>>15195
God I only hope you're trolling. In which case, well done. Fair play.

But in case you aren't... well, as the other poster says, a lot of suicides are done in an unfit state of mind. After the incident I did a lot of reading into suicides and this is what I found out, anyway. Certainly this girls was. And like I said, I'm glad I took that risk (to even humour your thinking).

And yes, whilst I agree with people choosing the right to die (in a certain context, I don't think it should be entirely supported all the time so freely), I also think if you are going to do something like this in front of people who care or love for you, do it completely out of the blue, with no warning, you should accept the risk of them interfering. If I have to take some responsibility then so should you.

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>> No. 15046 Anonymous
14th May 2014
Wednesday 8:27 pm
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Fuck's sake. I'm a workplace fire warden. Someone thought it would be a good idea to run a fire drill today. Naturally the whole thing kicked off while I was on the shitter. A few people fucked off during the warning alarm because I wasn't there to tell them to stay at their desks, and so when the evacuation alarm kicks in I'm telling people to GTFO and they're asking "What about X, Y and Z?", so now I have to go search the entire fucking section again to make sure they haven't been left behind. We are of course now due a bollocking for the evacuation taking too long, and also for the behaviour of one person who decided to pass up the chance to stand around in the sunshine at the assembly point in favour of fucking off to the coffee shop around the corner.
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>> No. 15050 Anonymous
14th May 2014
Wednesday 9:39 pm
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>>15048
One of the idiots was a chap called Gordon. I think you all know where this is going but I'll carry on anyway. As he had decided like the idiot that he is to leave during the NO REALLY STAY AT YOUR DESKS phase while I was still hurrying back from the shitter, he had left before our crowd, become mixed up with someone else's crowd and consequently ended up at the wrong assembly point. We eventually caught him by chance while heading back into the building. At which point one of my colleagues remarked (all together now) ...
>> No. 15068 Anonymous
15th May 2014
Thursday 1:19 am
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>>15050

https://www.youtube.com/v/MFnmT82yGpk

Weeeeeeeyyyyyy.
>> No. 15074 Anonymous
15th May 2014
Thursday 3:06 pm
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I honestly don't know why some people take so long shitting, I'm in an out before the minute's up. OP must be one of the people I fucking hate who tell me "I'll just be 2 minutes" before 10 minutes pass and I'm still busting to shit and would've been done sooner.
>> No. 15075 Anonymous
15th May 2014
Thursday 3:12 pm
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>>15074
..are the muscles a little lax down there?
>> No. 15077 Anonymous
15th May 2014
Thursday 4:01 pm
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>>15075
Not at all, I just have deep mastery of my shitting technique and I watch my diet.

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>> No. 14733 Anonymous
8th May 2014
Thursday 6:49 pm
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>patriarchy
>x privilege

I'm not sure if this is just one big joke, but dear god I'm sick to death of it.
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>> No. 15018 Anonymous
12th May 2014
Monday 1:45 pm
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>>15017
The only "crime" she is guilty of, is the "crime" of being a woman, who spoke out of turn and stood up for herself.
>> No. 15019 Anonymous
12th May 2014
Monday 1:48 pm
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>>15018
You're not fooling anyone.
>> No. 15020 Anonymous
12th May 2014
Monday 2:06 pm
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>>15019
Sorry. You can't bully me, for I am not a woman.
>> No. 15021 Anonymous
12th May 2014
Monday 2:29 pm
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>>15020
So women are weak-willed and feeble-minded enough to be easily bullied? That's misogynistic, lad.
>> No. 15022 Anonymous
12th May 2014
Monday 2:39 pm
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>>15021

Right, that post was trololol-ing to 11, just quit it.

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