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>> No. 411972 Anonymous
4th July 2017
Tuesday 5:14 pm
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Alright, lads.

How's it going?
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>> No. 412030 Anonymous
8th July 2017
Saturday 1:44 am
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>>412026
Don't be such a ducking count.
>> No. 412131 Anonymous
23rd July 2017
Sunday 4:25 pm
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Just had meself an argument with my sister because she was telling me the tale of how some old man nearby has dementia and gave away his rent money to people on the street and I said that I wished he had given it to me.

Apparently this means I would be happy for my grandmother to get dementia and do the same thing, ignoring the fact I like my grandmother and don't care about random old men with dementia. I think it blew her mind when I said that to her.
>> No. 412132 Anonymous
23rd July 2017
Sunday 5:11 pm
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Went to see Dunkirk at an IMAX. Not been before.
>> No. 412133 Anonymous
23rd July 2017
Sunday 6:30 pm
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>>412132
Oh and my mum got me this.
>> No. 412134 Anonymous
23rd July 2017
Sunday 11:37 pm
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>>412133
That looks like great chocolate, fantastic chocoloate, I'm telling you now, it looks like the most magnificent chocolate the world has ever known. Truly great chocolate. And who paid for it? Your mum.

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>> No. 412031 Anonymous
8th July 2017
Saturday 3:13 pm
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Cornish Republican Army claims responsibility for fires and damage to Rick Stein restaurant

In an official statement posted in an online blog on June 11, the Cornish Republican Army (CRA) says that it has changed its name from the Cornish National Liberation Army as a result of copycats stealing its name.

A section of the statement reads: "Our organisation has grown and we now have one member who is prepared to pay the ultimate price in the battle for Kernow. She is prepared to sacrifice herself although we shall not ask for this lightly - only as a last measure.

"We did set off a practice device in the old Redruth Brewery and are responsible for the two fires in Truro and the one in Penryn.

We are also responsible for the damage to Stein´s Restaurant. We have removed literally scores of Blood Cross flags and destroyed them. We have also issued warnings to owners of holiday businesses flying the blood cross flag.

We have ceased activities against Stein and Oliver, but our activities against second and expensive English owned homes will continue. We also intend to target those authorities including the EIS police who victimise Cornish people. What have we to fear or lose - nothing.

We note that others are damaging the English Tudor Signs and we support this action. Letters sent to the EIS are wasted efforts. The English have never allowed freedom to any peoples without a fight and although we understand those who believe that freedom can be won through democracy or political means, we do not accept this. What has really been won this past 50 years? - nothing other than an ethnic cleansing of the people of Kernow. We are in no hurry to conduct actions and so these will happen over a period of time.

Whilst we greatly admire and respect the efforts of Cornish nationals who seek change through moderate means, we note that previous members of the IRA are now in power in the North of Ireland showing that there is a place for military action. Therefore we may use direct means to underline the efforts of moderate Cornish nationals."

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>> No. 412126 Anonymous
22nd July 2017
Saturday 2:34 pm
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>>412125
можыш писку сасатт
>> No. 412127 Anonymous
22nd July 2017
Saturday 3:07 pm
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>>412126
писку даш ебат
>> No. 412128 Anonymous
22nd July 2017
Saturday 6:57 pm
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Google Translate appears to work quite poorly upon closer inspection.

I typed in "Lads, have a word with yourselves" to post here, and it came back as "Парни, поговори с самим собой". Yet when I back translated this into English, it said "Guys, talk to yourself". Nowhere near the same thing. Talk to yourself about this, Google!
>> No. 412129 Anonymous
22nd July 2017
Saturday 8:40 pm
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>>412128
That's not the fault of Google - there is no language that can be translated perfectly, let alone by machine.
>> No. 412130 Anonymous
23rd July 2017
Sunday 3:18 pm
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>> No. 412109 Anonymous
16th July 2017
Sunday 9:18 pm
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Lads, I think I've found are Nige's bike.

It's purple and yellow and got a union jack on it.
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>> No. 412110 Anonymous
17th July 2017
Monday 1:14 am
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It looks like something somebody drew on a recreational acid trip.

The world is going to the dogs.
>> No. 412111 Anonymous
17th July 2017
Monday 1:15 am
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It looks like something somebody drew on a recreational acid trip.

The world is going to the dogs.
>> No. 412113 Anonymous
17th July 2017
Monday 7:30 pm
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>>412109
That is a desperate act.
>> No. 412114 Anonymous
17th July 2017
Monday 8:17 pm
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>>412113
So is Nige himself.
>> No. 412115 Anonymous
17th July 2017
Monday 9:21 pm
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>>412114

How dare you speak that way about The Nige.

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>> No. 412061 Anonymous
13th July 2017
Thursday 8:55 pm
412061 Charlie Gard
Should we a) keep him alive, b) send him abroad for a 10% therapy or c) let him die?

Why?
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>> No. 412105 Anonymous
16th July 2017
Sunday 1:53 pm
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>>412104
>I don't understand, and I don't want to understand.
Sums up everything wrong with the world today really.
>> No. 412106 Anonymous
16th July 2017
Sunday 1:56 pm
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>>412104
As far as I'm aware, they got all the money they needed through donations via gofundme or a kickstarter or something.
(I also assume they're doing a good job of spending all that money on their legal fees.)
>> No. 412107 Anonymous
16th July 2017
Sunday 2:44 pm
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>>412106
Why are they going to the courts? If they can afford it, can't they just fuck off to the USA or South Africa or whatever? Or is this a shitty overreach by the state about how you can't fly with your kid any more.

Fucking twats. The lot of them. They should do the kid a favour and just turn the lights out.

>>412105
There is no real point.
>> No. 412108 Anonymous
16th July 2017
Sunday 3:14 pm
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>>412105
No.
Turd emoji cushions sum up everything wrong with the world today.
>> No. 412112 Anonymous
17th July 2017
Monday 1:26 am
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>>412108

Now that is some messed up shit.

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>> No. 412096 Anonymous
16th July 2017
Sunday 1:02 am
412096 BIG Phil Campion
Fuckin reyt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oNg_n_jUrQ
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>> No. 412097 Anonymous
16th July 2017
Sunday 1:18 am
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Embed your videos, you fucking moron, holy fucking shit, how fucking new are you, cunt?
>> No. 412098 Anonymous
16th July 2017
Sunday 1:51 am
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>>412097

OP here

Newer than you can possibly imagine.

Less of the swearing, lad.
>> No. 412102 Anonymous
16th July 2017
Sunday 8:49 am
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>>412096
He is great though. I love him.

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>> No. 411867 Anonymous
29th June 2017
Thursday 4:18 am
411867 Grindr, Tinder, and other such apps
I downloaded Grindr recently to look for traps and femboys, and although there are some, the selection is very limited and I'm sure quite a few of the trannies are prostitutes. Is there a better place to look for traps and femboys?

It's also quite a revelation to see the stereotype of gay promiscuity manifest itself so concretely. My profile is completely blank and in one day I've had 10 messages.

The best thing about Grindr's design is that there's no facebook bullshit to faff around with and that it presents you with a grid of people arranged by their proximity to you. Is there anything like that for the straight dating scene or is everyone still using Tinder?
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>> No. 412044 Anonymous
9th July 2017
Sunday 7:37 pm
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>>412042

Dating and hook ups can blur a bit if you end up shagging and it doesn't go anywhere. I know I'm too awkward to go for a straight hookup and only really ask girls out for drinks to see how things progress once we meet in person.
>> No. 412045 Anonymous
9th July 2017
Sunday 8:14 pm
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>>412044

>I know I'm too awkward to go for a straight hookup

Have you tried a gay one? Much more straightforward.
>> No. 412046 Anonymous
9th July 2017
Sunday 10:23 pm
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>>412045

Sometimes I wish I could.
>> No. 412047 Anonymous
9th July 2017
Sunday 10:50 pm
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>>412046


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh7W0U65gh8
>> No. 412099 Anonymous
16th July 2017
Sunday 2:06 am
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>>412045

>Have you tried a gay one? Much more straightforward.
>Much more straightforward.
>straightforward.
>straight

Do I win a prize

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>> No. 412048 Anonymous
11th July 2017
Tuesday 1:08 pm
412048 £1.95 gangster
Someone linked me to this video on Facebook. The guy was apparently going mad at having to actually pay for a product from a shop...


https://youtu.be/ceH_WYQKLFY
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>> No. 412057 Anonymous
11th July 2017
Tuesday 7:35 pm
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>>412056

On that note you can also have mental health issues and not be an obnoxious twat.
>> No. 412058 Anonymous
12th July 2017
Wednesday 9:27 pm
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>>412057

The two usually go hand in hand though, more often than not.

I am allowed to say that. I've got officially diagnosed mental health issues myself.
>> No. 412059 Anonymous
13th July 2017
Thursday 1:40 am
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>>412058

So have I, yet I am still less obnoxious.
>> No. 412060 Anonymous
13th July 2017
Thursday 1:56 am
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Equally, you don't have to have mental health issues to be a surly bastard.
>> No. 412072 Anonymous
14th July 2017
Friday 1:42 am
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imagine getting five quid an hour to sit behind some shithole game rip off while some absolute twat, who cannot understand that they do not stock the lead he wants threatens to kill you and do time for not having it in stock.

he is seriously willing to go down or at least get arrested in return for a £1 chinese lead to play mario kart 64 multiplayer with his mates, what an idiot.

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>> No. 407828 Anonymous
7th January 2017
Saturday 1:36 pm
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Weekend thread? Weekend thread.

How's it going, lads?
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>> No. 411952 Anonymous
2nd July 2017
Sunday 1:36 pm
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>>411951

Just because you didn't get the joke?
>> No. 412018 Anonymous
6th July 2017
Thursday 11:44 pm
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I am going to Brighton this weekend to visit a friend who moved there with his family last year.

Google says the weather will be mediocre the next few days there, partly to mostly cloudy and 22 degrees, but at least it's not going to rain.
>> No. 412022 Anonymous
7th July 2017
Friday 9:28 am
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>>412018

Ha, bloody southerners. It's been roasting up here with no sign of relenting. I stepped out of my flat yesterday into a wall of heat, as though I'd opened the door to an oven.
>> No. 412024 Anonymous
7th July 2017
Friday 1:19 pm
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>>412022

Well it's about 28 degrees here in London at the moment. But the weather forecast says that London, too, will be cooler this weekend. In fact, on balance, the weather looks better in Brighton, going into Saturday and Sunday, than in London. London is going to be overcast, 23 to 24 degrees and rain showers.
>> No. 412041 Anonymous
8th July 2017
Saturday 11:15 pm
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Those are some impressive mutton chops, even for the 60s.

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>> No. 411965 Anonymous
4th July 2017
Tuesday 8:45 am
411965 I'm very lost. Locked
Holy shit, how did I get here. I'm not British, I'm Canadian. I didn't even know there was a British chan. I'm so confused.
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>> No. 411966 Anonymous
4th July 2017
Tuesday 11:10 am
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>>/zoo/ is where you post if you want sympathy for not being British.

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>> No. 411843 Anonymous
27th June 2017
Tuesday 5:55 pm
411843 Edingburgh festival
I've never been to the Edingburgh festival before. What's it like? Anything to look out for/avoid? Any tourist spots besides the castle? I'm mainly going for the comedy but I'm open to other stuff.
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27th June 2017
Tuesday 7:01 pm
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>but I'm open to other stuff.

What other stuff?
>> No. 411846 Anonymous
28th June 2017
Wednesday 1:38 am
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>>411843
Scottish people. Watch out.
>> No. 411859 Anonymous
28th June 2017
Wednesday 8:27 pm
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Avoid going to random shows during the day just to kill time - you might end up in a near-empty lecture theatre with a second-rate comedian.
>> No. 411959 Anonymous
3rd July 2017
Monday 11:17 pm
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>>411846
>Scottish people
you'll have a hard time finding any in edinburgh during the festival

>>411843
>What's it like?
great. there really is something for everyone, and i'm not being hyperbolic. it can be a bit overwhelming. 90% of the acts/shows are utter shite. the 10% of quality content is more than a enough.
if it's free, it's probably shite.

>Any tourist spots besides the castle?
Climb arthur's seat and watch the sunset/sunrise, go to the medical museum at surgeons hall, go to sandy bell's or the royal oak on infirmary street and listen to impromptu folk music, wander in the old towns cemeteries and closes' in the wee hours with a drink in you, marvel at the history.
Eat breakfast at Snax. There's an all night bakery in newington (edinburgh bakehouse), and another in the west end, on morrisons street (morrisons bakery). Better than a kebab. There used to be one along gorgie too but i'm sure that's closed now.
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4th July 2017
Tuesday 12:31 am
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Personally I tend to avoid the big name shows, they're usually too long and expensive and often material you've already seen on Mock the Week or whatever.

I like to go for the 'showcase' bills where its five or six acts on in the space of a couple of hours. You usually end up seeing good up-and-coming people at these ones, and they're usually cheap enough. The multiple Stand clubs tend to have great late night sets.

If you get a chance to see a Simon Munnery set then you should. His Fringe gigs are always excellent.

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>> No. 411683 Anonymous
23rd June 2017
Friday 12:36 pm
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I was tempted toots an more elaborate and esoteric version in /boo/, but though I might as well try a proper thread.

With recent events in terms of militant daft woggery, Grenfell, the election and wars in the gulf on the cards again, do you feel that there is ever a correlation between external world events and your own physical and mental health?
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>> No. 411932 Anonymous
2nd July 2017
Sunday 1:34 am
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>>411910

Yes
>> No. 411939 Anonymous
2nd July 2017
Sunday 2:16 am
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On Monday two people went to shake my hand at the same time, so I took one with my left and one with my right hand and told them to grab each other's other hand, before spinning us around and telling them it's "more special if we form a circle".

It's all about confidence, lads.
>> No. 411944 Anonymous
2nd July 2017
Sunday 2:53 am
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>>411932
I know that isn't the case because I'm a cross-dresser, lad. Do one.
>> No. 411945 Anonymous
2nd July 2017
Sunday 2:59 am
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>>411939

Just how much cocaine had you done, though?
>> No. 411946 Anonymous
2nd July 2017
Sunday 3:06 am
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>>411944

Maybe he was agreeing with the answer.

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>> No. 411858 Anonymous
28th June 2017
Wednesday 6:04 pm
411858 Hookers and clowns!
Have you ever had any joy with a personal services at home type company?
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>> No. 411874 Anonymous
29th June 2017
Thursday 5:45 am
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>>411862

I for one am glad you have taken upon yourself the moral burden of worrying about an imageboard used by three Augusts looking sleezy.
>> No. 411885 Anonymous
29th June 2017
Thursday 5:09 pm
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>>411864
I'd forgotten about that. It is as entertaining as I hoped.

>Sad day today, went to 18 Newport street to ask the maid if Sasha was there. She left the country and is in Spain and she is never coming back. :(:(:( Didn't ask for more detail, but it seems it didn't end well for her... I do hope it was not because of that wretched woman running the Home Office.
>Six months ago Romanian Amy was gone, now Sasha. All the Blowjob-Queens of Soho are gone. Who is left? It's going to be tough for all of us Blowjob Aficionado, physically, mentally but also emotionally. Girls such as Amy and Soho provided us with vital and affordable services all done with a sense of humble public service to our community. We rely on them as much as we rely on our NHS and our schools. I know it's going to be very... HARD for us in the coming months, but stay strong: We're all in this together.
>> No. 411888 Anonymous
29th June 2017
Thursday 5:39 pm
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>>411885

>Girls such as Amy and Soho provided us with vital and affordable services all done with a sense of humble public service to our community. We rely on them as much as we rely on our NHS and our schools.
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2nd July 2017
Sunday 1:44 am
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SALAAM, MIDDLE CLASS STUDENT PROTESTERS

COVER YOUR WHORE WOMEN
>> No. 411941 Anonymous
2nd July 2017
Sunday 2:31 am
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Used to not quite live with a not quite a tranny who was not quite a hooker, above what was definitely a brothel.

They didn't need the money they had a well-paying job but whenever they wanted a random aggressive fuck, they would turn on their profile on adult worker and pick out candidates to pay them for the privilege. The ladies downstairs seemed nice enough neighbours, their business model seemed much more traditional.

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>> No. 410758 Anonymous
28th May 2017
Sunday 7:14 pm
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWeVm4WT8HA

Is the water man really a victim here (if you excuse the implication that the water woman is his partner)? Couldn't the water man have his own mixed juice babies with a fruit female, preserving his genes in the process?

What am I missing?
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>> No. 411933 Anonymous
2nd July 2017
Sunday 1:35 am
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>>411931

No you don't
>> No. 411935 Anonymous
2nd July 2017
Sunday 1:49 am
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>>411931

He did
>> No. 411936 Anonymous
2nd July 2017
Sunday 1:50 am
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>>411933

What?
>> No. 411937 Anonymous
2nd July 2017
Sunday 1:50 am
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TEACON 2
>> No. 411938 Anonymous
2nd July 2017
Sunday 1:52 am
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>>411936

Paxo and gravy

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>> No. 411866 Anonymous
29th June 2017
Thursday 1:01 am
411866 EID MUBARAK!
Got carried away with feasting and forgot you lot. I hope you lot had good Eid celebrations.

What did you do for Eid?
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>> No. 411873 Anonymous
29th June 2017
Thursday 4:59 am
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Was probably pissed and eating pork products as usual really, agnostic Christian-born here.

Met a nice apostate eskimo-born bloke randomly at a gig the other week in the midst of Ramadan who was at pains to tell me how wasted he was and that he had done a line of coke and a pill.

Religion's fucking daft.

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