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>> No. 382387 Anonymous
8th September 2014
Monday 12:22 pm
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We broach the subject of Scottish succession via the medium of music.
http://www.youtube.com/v/uPudE8nDog0
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>> No. 383192 Anonymous
14th September 2014
Sunday 1:35 pm
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England in one video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVmmYMwFj1I
>> No. 383193 Anonymous
14th September 2014
Sunday 1:40 pm
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>>383192

Subtlety's not your strong point, is it lad?
>> No. 383201 Anonymous
14th September 2014
Sunday 2:43 pm
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http://www.youtube.com/v/KWkTQvlnDTI
>> No. 383378 Anonymous
17th September 2014
Wednesday 1:41 pm
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>> No. 383382 Anonymous
17th September 2014
Wednesday 2:57 pm
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http://www.youtube.com/v/PSH0eRKq1lE

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>> No. 382436 Anonymous
8th September 2014
Monday 9:23 pm
382436 Jocks being dickless wankers as usual
How hard will you laugh once the Scots suddenly realise this is for real, vote no, and go back to sucking that delicious English cock?

Scotland is all bark and no bite, they've never had the backbone to rule themselves and they know it. For starters who would they have to blame all their own problems on if it wasn't for England? They're just like fisherpersons, all they really want is to be able to complain and still get free stuff and no responsibilities.
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>> No. 383376 Anonymous
17th September 2014
Wednesday 1:08 pm
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>>383373
But
http://ukpollingreport.co.uk/scottish-independence-referendum
>> No. 383377 Anonymous
17th September 2014
Wednesday 1:16 pm
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>>383374
No common travel area for Scotland.
>> No. 383379 Anonymous
17th September 2014
Wednesday 2:10 pm
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>>383377
That. Since 2009 it's been no Schengen, no EU membership.
>> No. 383380 Anonymous
17th September 2014
Wednesday 2:35 pm
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>>383377
My point is that nobody seems to give much of a fuck about Irish people coming over here and nicking English jobs.
>> No. 383381 Anonymous
17th September 2014
Wednesday 2:48 pm
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>>383380
You're much mistaken if you think the attitude to Scots will be the same, at least in the short run.

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>> No. 378896 Anonymous
16th July 2014
Wednesday 7:58 pm
378896 Childhood assumptions
Tell me about things you believed in as a child that seem ridiculous now.

I thought the number of testicles in your nutsack increased with age.

I thought babies came out your Jap's eye.
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>> No. 383313 Anonymous
16th September 2014
Tuesday 6:49 pm
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>>383223

oh shit I always assumed the winged ants were female
>> No. 383314 Anonymous
16th September 2014
Tuesday 7:41 pm
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>>383313

Ahahahaha, you fukken bumder, m8!
>> No. 383342 Anonymous
16th September 2014
Tuesday 10:15 pm
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>>383314
Made me laugh more than I should.
>> No. 383359 Anonymous
17th September 2014
Wednesday 12:25 am
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>>383213

Tic - tacs are cool. minty cool.it's more the soggy texture that gets to me.

I like ants as well. I want to get a big ant farm in clear gel backlit with neon lights.

I also discovered a tiny ants' nest when I was on holiday. A friend and I were climbing a mountain and one of our shoes sheared off the top half of a lump of moss almost perfectly level, cross-sectioning the nest. these guys were really tiny, like the legs of a millipede.
>> No. 383364 Anonymous
17th September 2014
Wednesday 12:46 am
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>>383359

Don't get a gel ant farm as if an ant dies you have to get it out quick or all the gel goes green and nasty as it's full of nutrients and the rot spreads.

Get a proper one. It'll still look really nice (I think nicer if it's presented properly) but it will be much cleaner, last longer and be easier to look after.

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>> No. 383237 Anonymous
15th September 2014
Monday 6:19 pm
383237 Yeezus
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/09/14/kanye-west-stops-concert-to-yell-at-wheelchair-bound-kid-stand-up.html

According to news reports, after attempting to heal the cripple Mr. West went on to feed his entire entourage with 2 bottles of Cristal and a 5-piece meal from KFC.

He was later seen delivering a sermon whilst mounted on the hood of a Lexus.

He's really taking this Yeezus thing pretty seriously.
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>> No. 383353 Anonymous
17th September 2014
Wednesday 12:10 am
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>>383352
I've been drinking. What's the problem?
>> No. 383356 Anonymous
17th September 2014
Wednesday 12:19 am
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>>383353

Histrionic shitposting by the OP of the Indy thread on /b/. I'm being melodramatic, obviously, but he started it...
>> No. 383360 Anonymous
17th September 2014
Wednesday 12:29 am
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>>383356
I don't see the pattern.
>> No. 383362 Anonymous
17th September 2014
Wednesday 12:38 am
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>>383360

Ctrl + f whiny and fuck off.

(A good day to you Sir!)
>> No. 383375 Anonymous
17th September 2014
Wednesday 1:02 pm
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>>383362
Drunk enough apparently.

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>> No. 383103 Anonymous
13th September 2014
Saturday 11:20 am
383103 Manchester dogs home fire
Particularly sad event. A 15 year old kid started the fire which killed about 60 dogs, many members of the public were rushing in to save dogs risking their own lives. People started donating to them and so far they've raised close to a million pounds.

What's interesting though, as someone at work pointed out yesterday, is that the response of most people to this news is "awww how terrible" but we've become so desensitised to hearing about humans being killed that we simply shrug it off.
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>> No. 383221 Anonymous
14th September 2014
Sunday 9:47 pm
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>>383220
People from London are harder than those from Manchester.
>> No. 383222 Anonymous
14th September 2014
Sunday 9:49 pm
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>>383221

London dogs are so hard they would have survived the fire and come back and bit that arsonlad right on the arsehole, m8.
>> No. 383233 Anonymous
15th September 2014
Monday 10:11 am
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>>383218

So you're saying he was just arson-about?
>> No. 383302 Anonymous
16th September 2014
Tuesday 3:59 pm
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>>383233

Do you think he was wearing a blazer?
>> No. 383311 Anonymous
16th September 2014
Tuesday 6:48 pm
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Animals have it easy, they live a lush sensory existence... feel sorry for your fellow man.

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>> No. 346596 Anonymous
19th April 2013
Friday 7:15 am
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Another breakout of the paedogeddon has struck home!

Rolph Harris being named as the next* chap what done a noncing

All just rumours at present, but he has a weird moustache, and worked with kids, therefore, nonce.
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>> No. 382357 Anonymous
7th September 2014
Sunday 11:39 pm
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>>382330>>382342
What if one isn't in the mood and the other wants the cock?
>> No. 382361 Anonymous
7th September 2014
Sunday 11:47 pm
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>>382357

The other one can read a book or something.
>> No. 382362 Anonymous
7th September 2014
Sunday 11:58 pm
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>>382342

Maybe one feels it up the fanny and the other up the arse. Double trouble.
>> No. 382369 Anonymous
8th September 2014
Monday 12:37 am
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>>382362

Let's hope they don't share each others' dildos.
>> No. 383309 Anonymous
16th September 2014
Tuesday 6:47 pm
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What is it with all these gay degenerate pedos?

(A good day to you Sir!)

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>> No. 381116 Anonymous
22nd August 2014
Friday 10:20 am
381116 Weekend Thread [4.0]
Time for a new weekend thread lads and ladettes.

So, what are we all up to?
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>> No. 383151 Anonymous
13th September 2014
Saturday 8:42 pm
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>>383146

Where? What am I doing here all sober if that's the case somewhere out there?
>> No. 383188 Anonymous
14th September 2014
Sunday 3:02 am
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Gone back to Hull (Welly) for my mates birthday. Decent night apart from some teenlass dug her nails into my armpit because she deiceed to walk where I was dancing, spilled <5% of her drink and demanded I buy her a new one.
>> No. 383196 Anonymous
14th September 2014
Sunday 2:06 pm
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>>383188
Sounds like you were in there m8.
>> No. 383210 Anonymous
14th September 2014
Sunday 5:32 pm
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>>383151
Local offie, I really should pay more attention to them and give them my support as they do some nice offers.
>> No. 383217 Anonymous
14th September 2014
Sunday 9:24 pm
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I was feeling down, so I started just visiting whatever website I could find on my bookmarks list. After clicking a lot of links to different places, I ended up on the DailyMail. I started to read most of their top stories, and it made me feel depressed. I remembered that whenever I visited their website, I would leave feeling down and hopeless.

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>> No. 383036 Anonymous
12th September 2014
Friday 10:47 pm
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Good night sweet prince.
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>> No. 383167 Anonymous
14th September 2014
Sunday 12:13 am
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>>383165

He definitely looks like he has an election.
>> No. 383168 Anonymous
14th September 2014
Sunday 12:31 am
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>>383167

Haha velly furry
>> No. 383174 Anonymous
14th September 2014
Sunday 12:55 am
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>>383047
IT'S NOT HIS FAULT
>> No. 383175 Anonymous
14th September 2014
Sunday 12:57 am
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>>383076
What's the backstory on this scene? Ulster loyalists vs. Catholics or Women's Institute vs. some random guys who aren't carrying Union Jacks?
>> No. 383185 Anonymous
14th September 2014
Sunday 2:16 am
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>>383175

Probably something to do with the fleg riots recently; Belfast (specifically just Belfast) city hall started flying the union jack less due to SF gaining majority council seats or something. So the brit brigade threw a few protests.

Even then it could just be something from normal riot season.

I just thought it was a fantastic gif.

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>> No. 382928 Anonymous
12th September 2014
Friday 4:36 am
382928 Strange encounters with strangers in public
This isn't a particularly strange event what a great start to a thread but it's been on my mind and I thought it might make for an interesting .gs thread.

A while ago, while failing to attend college, I was in Caffe Nero. I was just browsing reddit or something to kill time before I went back home to make it look like I'd been out a while. Just as I was about to leave, the women next to me stops me and says something like "I can't help but feel you are a sad person and need help" and gives me a business card with some church's details on it before leaving herself.

Now, I've probably posted on /emo/ before about my life and all that. I am not a happy person but I'm not sure what about me just sitting in some overpriced coffee shop drinking a cappuccino while reading some clickbait Guardian article gives off a 'depressed vibe'. Why me, out of all the people she could have encountered that day? I am aware that I am probably overthinking things but it still seems a bit odd to me.

Any tales to share, ladm8's?
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>> No. 383157 Anonymous
13th September 2014
Saturday 10:04 pm
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>>383156
>I've had something similar happen myself. I'm one of the resident long term retail lads, and one time after I had served this old hag very helpfully and even saved her a bit of money by pointing out discounted items, she gives me one of those cards and says "I think you would really benefit from attending this talk..." or something like that. Basically, this cunt looked at me and thought "My word, anybody with long hair, tattoos and a beard must be caught in such a miserable existence. Why else would they do it. This poor boy is obviously hopelessly strung out on drugs and porn, I must help him."

This is just a random guess, but do you work in Maplins?
>> No. 383158 Anonymous
13th September 2014
Saturday 10:14 pm
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>>383157

Not for much longer.
>> No. 383162 Anonymous
13th September 2014
Saturday 11:15 pm
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>>383062
>>383063
You're a bit soft mate, aren't you?
>> No. 383183 Anonymous
14th September 2014
Sunday 2:12 am
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>>383162
Maybe.
>> No. 383186 Anonymous
14th September 2014
Sunday 2:29 am
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>>383183
It's alright mate. I'm hear for you.

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>> No. 373689 Anonymous
4th April 2014
Friday 7:50 pm
373689 Dick sizes.
Alright lads/lasses.

What do you prefer?

I'm a virgin so I have no idea to be honest, but my dick is 6.75 inches long and veiny like popeye.

What's the ideal size for you? What is classed as small?
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>> No. 383092 Anonymous
13th September 2014
Saturday 10:41 am
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I once Nair'd the entire underside of my body, everything from scrotum to crack. It did indeed make shitting a far more straightforward process, but oddly enough the girl I was with at the time said she preferred bodyhair all over, so I stopped. Didn't even get any irritation growing back in, which was fortunate.

I haven't asked what the current lass might prefer, but it seems a bit too early to just bring it up over drinks.
>> No. 383143 Anonymous
13th September 2014
Saturday 6:42 pm
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I have the strangest proportions of body-hair. Below the waist I'm like chewbaccas hairier cousin but above I'm like a prepubescent teenlad.

>>382998
Not quite the same but I didn't realise until fairly recently that so many grown men have seemingly no hair on their calves.
>> No. 383145 Anonymous
13th September 2014
Saturday 7:08 pm
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>>383143
Similar to you.

I have a tuft of chest hair right in the centre of my chest and then there's hair where my collar bone meets my shoulders on each side but it looks like bum fluff. It's a bit awkward to cut that area with scissors that area without a mirror.
>> No. 383154 Anonymous
13th September 2014
Saturday 9:27 pm
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You guys are lucky. I wish I didn't have hair on my back/wasn't as hairy overall. It's awkward as fuck to shave and serves no purpose at all.
>> No. 383184 Anonymous
14th September 2014
Sunday 2:13 am
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>>383143
I think it might be to do with fashion; where I wear my skinny jeans tightest around my calves there seem to be matching areas of reduced hair growth. I seem to remember that when I wore a school skirt every day my legs were far hairier.

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>> No. 382161 Anonymous
6th September 2014
Saturday 4:17 pm
382161 Gym "Opening Times"?
So I've been going to the gym for a couple of months now, and whilst on the whole this has been an enjoyable experience it has become soured recently by the attitude of some of the members of staff towards me.

Owing the busyness of the gym at most hours of the day I try to time my visits as close to closing time as possible without actually being out of the gym beyond closing time, however as I am often the last person out thus preventing staff from locking up early I have recently become accustomed to rolled eyes as I walk in to start my workout, occasional snide comments whilst I am working out on the amount of weight I am lifting and then calls of "hurry up we're closing" or "you're taking the piss now" with the lights being turned off on me about 10 minutes before closing time.

Who is in the wrong here? I assumed the time I had to be out of the gym was closing time, but is it common etiquette in gyms that one should be out 10 minutes early so that the staff can lock up and so forth by closing time, or are the staff trying to push their authority a bit too far?
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>> No. 383024 Anonymous
12th September 2014
Friday 7:37 pm
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>>383021>>383021
But he was. Guy predated Adam Smith by millenia and he was all up in that division of labour shit.
>> No. 383035 Anonymous
12th September 2014
Friday 10:25 pm
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>>383017
>Towns in rural Uganda have very local economies, but they're not economies we would try and emulate.
Quite. There's no pink pound at all. Your chances of a beefy love and cherishing are slim to none.
>> No. 383037 Anonymous
12th September 2014
Friday 10:50 pm
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I live in Bristol, no one I know uses the Bristol pound. I see it advertised that places take it but have never seen it being used.

I thought you only got something like 0.90p for each Bristol pound when converting back to proper money, but I guess they either changed that or I was wrong.

>>383018
Don't forget the transaction charges they have for businesses.

Personally I think it is some form of con and that someone is making a wad of cash from it, otherwise it seems pointless.
>> No. 383056 Anonymous
13th September 2014
Saturday 12:51 am
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>>383024
>all up in that
Lad.
>> No. 383087 Anonymous
13th September 2014
Saturday 7:05 am
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>>383017
I'd rather hear the economic policy of someone who's read a Naomi Klein book than someone who bases theirs upon Greeks of the fourth century BC. 'Impossible for a man of many trades to do them all well' indeed - yeah that's really relevant today when applied to multinational corporations and the like.

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>> No. 379911 Anonymous
1st August 2014
Friday 12:59 pm
379911 3.0
Weekend thread?

Weekend thread.
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>> No. 382778 Anonymous
11th September 2014
Thursday 12:11 am
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>>382777

>What a time to use their journalistic skills. Not when they actually needed to report on video game news but when people are rightfully calling them corrupt and colluding with one another.
Are you the kind of person who heckles a stand up comedian and then acts shocked for weeks when he uses his microphone to tear in to you?
>> No. 382781 Anonymous
11th September 2014
Thursday 12:18 am
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>>382778

For that analogy to work, you need to have your hypothetical stand up call his audience a bunch of cunts who don't even like comedy, before they start to heckle him.
>> No. 382786 Anonymous
11th September 2014
Thursday 1:00 am
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>>382778>>382781
I find a better analogy to go to a stand up show and the comedian decides to read out a non-humour book for his set and then walks off without even so much as a punchline to justify reading that book. His audience then heckles him as he walks off and then he replies "COMEDY IS DEAD, YOU'RE ALL CUNTS"

Then various comedy sites agree with this sentiment and says the comedy industry needs reading of non-humour books and you're illiterate militant daft wogs if you disagree.
>> No. 382794 Anonymous
11th September 2014
Thursday 3:27 am
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>>382786

You just described a Kaufman routine.
>> No. 382795 Anonymous
11th September 2014
Thursday 3:30 am
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>>382794
That one wasn't funny either.

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>> No. 381698 Anonymous
31st August 2014
Sunday 2:37 am
381698 Trumpet polishing
Anyone ever had a sexual encounter with someone from on the telly.

Pic related.
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>> No. 382251 Anonymous
7th September 2014
Sunday 1:36 am
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>>382250
That's nice for you.
>> No. 382304 Anonymous
7th September 2014
Sunday 6:07 pm
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>>382251

Thanks for your contribution. This thread has no pretence about being a bit of a circle jerk, no need to be a cunt.
>> No. 382311 Anonymous
7th September 2014
Sunday 7:02 pm
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>>382250

>she had huge nips for her age
>for her age

Rolf, is that you, m8
>> No. 382320 Anonymous
7th September 2014
Sunday 8:04 pm
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>>382311

Stop the naming bullshit.

If Are Rolf wants to post here, it is at his discretion!

Do they get Internet on rule 45?
>> No. 382396 Anonymous
8th September 2014
Monday 2:08 pm
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>>382311

If she's Gabby Logan's sister, she can't be too young surely? Though I am still confused as to what he meant about her age.

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>> No. 382253 Anonymous
7th September 2014
Sunday 2:49 am
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Let's have a night/early-morning thread while all the productive citizens of our country sleep. Why are you up and what are you up to? Are you a NEET?
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>> No. 382381 Anonymous
8th September 2014
Monday 8:09 am
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Is there an easier way to reset your bodyclock than doing an all-nighter?

>>382376
A cup of tea and the rave music from Samurai Jack.
http://youtu.be/Pp0xs_xpTYo

Plus 4-5 ginger biscuits and whatever else I shoved in my face as the kettle boiled.
>> No. 382382 Anonymous
8th September 2014
Monday 8:30 am
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>>382381

It's still the best and most reliable way of doing it that I know of. Tried a few different methods and they either take longer or leave you sluggish for longer.
>> No. 382385 Anonymous
8th September 2014
Monday 10:12 am
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>>382381

Maybe melatonin, a lightbox, or benzos, or a lightbox with melatonin or a lightbox with benzos. That's what the hospital prescribe for people with permanent circadian rhythm disorders. I wouldn't touch benzos with a ten foot pole. Melatonin's pretty cheap from America but it didn't work for me. A lightbox is £40 from Maplin but I find the experience of using it hideous. It's like spending an hour deliberately dazzling yourself with an industrial strength flashlight then wondering why it's giving you a headache.
>> No. 382386 Anonymous
8th September 2014
Monday 10:17 am
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>>382381

Try fasting for at least 12 hours. Whenever you next eat, that is your new 'morning'.
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8th September 2014
Monday 1:25 pm
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>>382386

Does that really work well? Sounds very elegant solution if it does.

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