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>> No. 407828 Anonymous
7th January 2017
Saturday 1:36 pm
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Weekend thread? Weekend thread.

How's it going, lads?
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>> No. 409282 Anonymous
27th March 2017
Monday 12:10 am
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The older I get, the more I enjoy my everyday little passive aggressive moments.

I was just driving home an hour ago, and I was approaching a school zone when suddenly some bell end in a Volkwsagen Touareg came up behind me and I saw in the rear view mirror that he was in a real hurry and at some point practically less than two feet behind me. He kept swerving his car, trying to overtake me. Illegally, on a narrow two-way residential neighbourhood main road.

I wasn't having any of it, so then we were coming up to the school zone, I slowed down to precisely 20 mph and kept those 20 mph for the whole one mile of the school zone. I could tell he was getting livid, and there were too many obstructions and cars coming our way from the opposite direction, so he had no choice but to wait for the end of the school zone. Right after the school zone, the road became wider with two lanes per direction, and he took the opportunity to make a point of pulling up from behind me and then doing a kickdown and pretty much accelerating to what seemed like 60 mph. In a 30 zone, mind you.

If middle age means you start to enjoy pissing people off like that, then I am whole heartedly looking forward to it.
>> No. 409283 Anonymous
27th March 2017
Monday 1:10 am
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>>409282

I did something very similar, but at the end of the low speed zone I accelerated off as fast as I could just as he was about to get the presumably satisfying overtake past me. I bet it was like someone stopping you mid sneeze.
>> No. 409284 Anonymous
27th March 2017
Monday 9:20 pm
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>>409283

You have to be careful not to piss off those boyracerlads too much though. One time, I was travelling on the M4, and there was a big-engined, lowered dark Mercedes full of Mideastern looking young chaps no older than 23 or 24. They kept changing lanes and were just driving recklessly, and one time while I was changing lanes, they nearly crashed into me sideways because the driver very suddenly also wanted to move over into the same lane.

I saw in my rear view mirror that they were gesturing at me wildly. I happened to have my big old Canon EOS camera in the passenger seat, so when they were pulling up next to me, I took the camera and pretended I was taking a picture of them. The driver abruptly stepped on the brakes, but then they proceeded to pull up to me again, and made very menacing hand gestures as if they were going to kill me or beat me up. It was really an "oh shit" kind of moment. Then I saw that an exit was coming up, and that a police car in another lane was getting ready to take that exit. So I took that exit together with the police car, and tried to stay as close to the police as possible. I'll never forget the dirty looks the lads in the Mercedes gave me. It may have been a close call for me.

Moral of the story: take the piss out of people a little bit every day. But be careful and don't overdo it. There are people who won't get the joke.
>> No. 409285 Anonymous
27th March 2017
Monday 9:45 pm
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>>409284
Might just be Asians. Once I was driving through Dewsbury and a couple of Asian twenty-somethings in a tuned up Corsa tried pulling out of a side street in front of my car, almost causing a crash. I gave them the old Nescafe shake and they proceeded to tailgate, regularly hold down their horn, repeatedly slow down to build a gap before rapidly accelerating and slamming their brakes on at the last minute and trying to get their car alongside mine whenever there was no oncoming traffic.
>> No. 409286 Anonymous
28th March 2017
Tuesday 10:25 am
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>>409285>>409284
This is why you need a dashcam these days lads.

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>> No. 409275 Anonymous
26th March 2017
Sunday 6:35 pm
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As a strong independent Irishman who don't need no imperial measurements or royal family, would I be welcome on this board?
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>> No. 409276 Anonymous
26th March 2017
Sunday 6:40 pm
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Foreigners go in /zoo/ but I'm sure if you didn't do things like making threads about where you're from, nobody would mind you posting elsewhere.
>> No. 409277 Anonymous
26th March 2017
Sunday 6:52 pm
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>>409275
Just keep your gay football and knockoff hockey to yourself and you'll be fine. Oh, and no referring to this place as acrossthewaterfa.gs either.
>> No. 409281 Anonymous
26th March 2017
Sunday 11:52 pm
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>>409275
Yes.

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>> No. 409109 Anonymous
22nd March 2017
Wednesday 4:43 pm
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Bloody hell lads.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-39355505
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>> No. 409260 Anonymous
26th March 2017
Sunday 3:26 am
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>>409257
Oh dear oh dear, lad.
>> No. 409264 Anonymous
26th March 2017
Sunday 4:15 am
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>>409257
What are you replying to?
>> No. 409266 Anonymous
26th March 2017
Sunday 4:38 am
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>>409262
Go on.
>> No. 409267 Anonymous
26th March 2017
Sunday 4:51 am
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>>409265
>There is a global ji hadist insurgency with attacks every day killing innocent people with the overall aim of implementing sh ariah law and de facto curan. Wake up you stupid people.
Bloody hell, lad. You should have told us earlier. Is it too late to start growing a beard?
>> No. 409269 Anonymous
26th March 2017
Sunday 5:01 am
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>>409268
Christianity?

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>> No. 409119 Anonymous
22nd March 2017
Wednesday 6:29 pm
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If it was legal, would you go to an animal-brothel to fuck a sheep? Just to see how it felt?
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>> No. 409218 Anonymous
24th March 2017
Friday 6:49 pm
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>>409206

It was just massive coincidence honest guv. Actually I usually pop on there whenever some kind of major event happens so I can tap the BRILLIANT twelve year old zeitgeist to balance out the CNN/Fox News turdbite zeitgeist and the Daily Mail / Drunken Racists swivel eyed racist zeitgeist. Or Something.
>> No. 409220 Anonymous
24th March 2017
Friday 7:20 pm
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This place sometimes reminds me of the rhetoric of a second generation fascist state.

It doesn't matter how shit the posts are, as long as it is not 4chan, god forbid a post is ever found to be from 4chan, even if it was any good that is the greatest sin against the state.

Quality can slip in the the gutter, but as long as nothing posted here was ever posted on the site this site is a clone of all is well.
>> No. 409222 Anonymous
24th March 2017
Friday 7:37 pm
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>>409220
>This place sometimes reminds me of the rhetoric of a second generation fascist state.

Sounds alright to me.
>> No. 409231 Anonymous
25th March 2017
Saturday 12:06 am
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>>409220
> Quality can slip in the the gutter

Egg on your your face, ladm8.
>> No. 409234 Anonymous
25th March 2017
Saturday 7:52 am
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>>409220

> This place sometimes reminds me of the rhetoric of a second generation fascist state.

What a reasonable thing to say.

Also I would indeed argue that original posts, even shit ones, are better than reposts from 4chan. It's not as though this thread's OP is of such outstanding quality that the whole bloody world needs to see it either.

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>> No. 409155 Anonymous
23rd March 2017
Thursday 2:08 am
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So my friend and I went into a KFC tonight to get out of the rain until it hit 12 and our money went in.

No sooner than I'd got my mobile out to use the WiFi some black kid comes over and pretends to want to know the time. My spidey senses were tingling so I put my phone in my inside pocket, zipped up my jacket and told him it was half eleven.

He then proceeds to ask us our names and asks if we are the police and what we are doing there if we aren't eating. My knob of a mate tells him we are waiting to get paid. Kid then starts trying to push drugs on us, which I declined saying I don't use, which was a lie but anyway.

Then he fucking says that he doesn't like white people chilling near him and says "look what I've got" lifting up the flap of his jacket pocket revealing a fucking razor sharp filleting knife.

I instantly got up to leave and my idiot mate hadn't even noticed so I had to drag him away.

I'm fucking livid. Imagine if a white person had done the same to him or another black person? There'd be cries of dolphin rape.

BROKEN BRITAIN

This really has lessened my opinions of blacks even further.
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>> No. 409176 Anonymous
23rd March 2017
Thursday 4:32 pm
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>>409170
Just to be clear, is that The Color of Crime, the widely-cited 1998 work by African-American academic Katheryn K. Russell on the stereotyping of black men as criminals, or The Color of Crime, the report by the white supremacist New Century Foundation which has hosted talks by Richard Spencer and Nick Griffin, which argues racial bias by police is "negligible"?
>> No. 409183 Anonymous
23rd March 2017
Thursday 6:30 pm
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>>409155
Is this an IQ post?
>> No. 409221 Anonymous
24th March 2017
Friday 7:31 pm
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>>409157

Not a real story? On an imageboard? Surely you jest.
>> No. 409223 Anonymous
24th March 2017
Friday 7:52 pm
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>>409155
Even though your tale seems spurious, you had the option of telling him to fuck off and threaten to call the popo on him.
>> No. 409225 Anonymous
24th March 2017
Friday 8:58 pm
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What were his exact words?

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>> No. 409151 Anonymous
23rd March 2017
Thursday 1:02 am
409151 Internet Legends
http://www.cl.cam.ac.uk/coffee/qsf/coffee.html

This coffee pot was the first ever live stream on the World Wide Web. What other Internet legends do you lads know of?
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>> No. 409169 Anonymous
23rd March 2017
Thursday 1:26 pm
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>>409164

You called that beefy, did you lad? Hah. Looked more like watered down ilk to me.
>> No. 409173 Anonymous
23rd March 2017
Thursday 4:04 pm
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>>409152
Was that a real rape or MMO anime characters in a fantasy world online raping? I don't keep up with the latest news on online rape so I am behind on these stories.
>> No. 409175 Anonymous
23rd March 2017
Thursday 4:13 pm
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>>409173
The latest online rape? It happened in 1993, I don't think anime was even a thing on the internet back then.
http://www.villagevoice.com/news/a-rape-in-cyberspace-6401665

Also the first thing ever sold on the internet is said to be a bag of weed over ARPANET in 1972 but there doesn't seem to be much evidence of this beyond the word of Jamie Bartlett.
>> No. 409187 Anonymous
23rd March 2017
Thursday 6:43 pm
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>>409175

>Also the first thing ever sold on the internet is said to be a bag of weed over ARPANET in 1972 but there doesn't seem to be much evidence of this beyond the word of Jamie Bartlett.

Dave Asprey likes constantly to tell everyone that he was the first person to sell anything over the internet in the early 90s, a t-shirt using usenet.
>> No. 409188 Anonymous
23rd March 2017
Thursday 7:11 pm
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>>409187
I don't see why the weed story should be true but then why would anyone involved want to admit to it? I'm sure Mr. Asprey is wrong, regardless.

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>> No. 405839 Anonymous
19th October 2016
Wednesday 2:31 pm
405839 Mid-week thread
Mid-week thread?

Mid-week thread.

What are you lot up to?
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>> No. 409102 Anonymous
21st March 2017
Tuesday 8:48 pm
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>>409100

You can still be really good, but it's always possible that somebody else was just better, or likely just more experienced.

Don't let it put you off, you can never have enough practice with interviews.
>> No. 409103 Anonymous
21st March 2017
Tuesday 8:57 pm
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>>409100
>I don't really know what else to do. The interviews go well to the extent that people in the interview provide great feedback, my feedback after interviews is great (you were a really strong candidate) but I never get the job.

Have you considered being gay, black, Jewish or chopping your cock off and being a tranny? I know a Nigerian lad who can't find his arse with both hands and he's been hired by universities, Adobe, and numerous other places. They always end up firing him. He's admitted to me he knows that the only reason he gets hired is he ticks diversity boxes, while still having a broad Yorkshire accent (he was born and raised here) so he's not really "foreign".

If you don't want to fully chop your cock off, go the Jewish route. You'll only have to slice a bit off then.
>> No. 409104 Anonymous
21st March 2017
Tuesday 9:12 pm
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>>409103
Why not just black-up? It's not like they are allowed to question your race and on the way back home you can stop by the dole-centre and get yourself a 4 bedroom council house.
>> No. 409105 Anonymous
22nd March 2017
Wednesday 3:07 am
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I'm meeting up with a uni 'support officer' tomorrow to see if I'm mental. Wish me luck lads
>> No. 409106 Anonymous
22nd March 2017
Wednesday 11:51 am
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>>409100

>I don't really know what else to do. The interviews go well to the extent that people in the interview provide great feedback, my feedback after interviews is great (you were a really strong candidate) but I never get the job.


People say these things all the time, and they very usually mean diddly squat. Turns of phrase like that sound nice enough so that you will think they are nice people, but they are also non-committal enough that you can't say "Hang on, you signalled me that I was going to get the job" after the fact.

One of the fads in HR in recent years has been to let off failed applicants gently, the idea being that there's a possibility that you will meet again, either because you will be working for their direct competitors, or because you will be a good fit for one of their other positions in the future. And because companies do care about their reputation among jobseekers nowadays, because they believe it better enables them to attract the best employees.

As far as you are concerned now - don't get your hopes up too much when somebody says something like that after an interview, and learn to read between the lines. People are usually much worse liars than they think they are. You can tell somebody all sorts of nice things and act like you mean them, but somewhere between the lines there will be the dead giveaway that they're not being honest.

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>> No. 408833 Anonymous
3rd March 2017
Friday 7:10 pm
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I've been wondering about the age demographics on .gs as we seem to be older and more cantankerous fellows than the average imageboard circle.

I can't remember if there has been a poll done before but I'm sure we have all aged since any previous one. Would you mind answering this so we can all learn something?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12455677
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>> No. 409078 Anonymous
19th March 2017
Sunday 3:08 am
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>>409072


.before .gs became a student Guardian bellend echo chamber

I was pissing arse in Tesco checkout girl, avoiding a poz loading and doing squats for a mental nignog from Liverpool.

Otherpurpz has killed .gs, nobody comes here anymore.
>> No. 409080 Anonymous
19th March 2017
Sunday 12:01 pm
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>>409078

Here's a list of other imageboards from 2012
http://pastebin.com/FpMrxREp
You want to go and see how active they are relative to this one?
>> No. 409092 Anonymous
20th March 2017
Monday 7:41 pm
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>>409078

Move on, nothing to see here.
>> No. 409095 Anonymous
20th March 2017
Monday 10:51 pm
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I came here before Britchan died. I dread to think quite how long it has been.
>> No. 409096 Anonymous
21st March 2017
Tuesday 12:50 am
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>>409095
Do you remember when purple shared the link on britchan and it was ignored by everyone? It only had like 9 boards and was completely dead. Then yubyub fucked the server and we all went to krautchan but then there was another exodus as soon as britfa.gs became the board to be. Do you remember how everyone bitched about the name being difficult to type and how it'd be useful to sort out the chaff from the wheat?

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>> No. 409014 Anonymous
11th March 2017
Saturday 1:15 pm
409014 MONKEY DUST
Sup, britfags, do you remember a nice cartoon called "Monkey dust"? Unfortunately the author is dead.
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>> No. 409023 Anonymous
11th March 2017
Saturday 2:51 pm
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>>409014
Nope
t. Peadofinder
>> No. 409043 Anonymous
13th March 2017
Monday 6:01 pm
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>>409014
No, just die
>> No. 409055 Anonymous
14th March 2017
Tuesday 11:53 pm
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>do you remember a nice cartoon called "Monkey dust"?
Yes. Anyone who doesn't is suspect.
>> No. 409069 Anonymous
18th March 2017
Saturday 6:15 pm
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>>409055
QFT
>> No. 409082 Anonymous
19th March 2017
Sunday 11:32 pm
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I absolutely adore Monkey Dust, it's my favourite cartoon. It's a real shame they only made three series. My favourite segments were Ivan Dobski, the Paedofinder General, and the The Great Whale Hunt crew.

They only released series 1 on DVD which I own, I also own pirated copies of series 2 and 3 which I made special covers for.

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>> No. 409059 Anonymous
15th March 2017
Wednesday 11:25 pm
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJDv-zdhzMY

After seeing the Lascaux cave paintings Picasso declared, "We have invented nothing."
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>> No. 409066 Anonymous
17th March 2017
Friday 7:45 pm
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>>409065
The same one?
>> No. 409067 Anonymous
17th March 2017
Friday 8:15 pm
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>>409065

Jerry Lee Lewis married his 13-year-old cousin.

Purebred Louisiana white trash.
>> No. 409071 Anonymous
18th March 2017
Saturday 11:35 pm
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>>409066
>>409065

http://raresoul.com/2013/02/19/chuck-berry-begins-jail-sentence-over-14-year-old/

Hopefully in religious terms he'll be reincarnated as a goat https://www.liveleak.com/view?comments=1&i=bf7_1315975352
>> No. 409073 Anonymous
19th March 2017
Sunday 12:21 am
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>>409071

>This lead to Berry being accused of violating The Mann Act, since the singer allegedly had sexual relations with the girl in four different states.

It's spelled "LED", you yank illiterates.
>> No. 409075 Anonymous
19th March 2017
Sunday 1:59 am
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>>409073

Led Zeppelin are shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTd6cZotLQc

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>> No. 409074 Anonymous
19th March 2017
Sunday 1:49 am
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I see Gary Lineker hasn't let them in to his home for dinner yet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSg4gBi7heY

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>> No. 409012 Anonymous
11th March 2017
Saturday 12:09 am
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I know you're thinking this is bullshit, but, trust me, I also think like you until I do gym at work.

My sense of humor, focus and production were so bad, but after the GW, I was feeling someone else, it seems like I have a massage of nymphs in the sky.

It's incredible, trust me. So since my new job does not have work-related gymnastics, I ask you, my friends, if you know of any website or video that brings me the same comfort I had in my older work. What do you do to make the whole day better?
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>> No. 409024 Anonymous
11th March 2017
Saturday 4:12 pm
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>>409021

Go to the gym before or after work?
>> No. 409025 Anonymous
11th March 2017
Saturday 6:49 pm
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There is a gym at my work, but I have never used it. Maybe I should - thanks l8 m8.
>> No. 409026 Anonymous
11th March 2017
Saturday 8:48 pm
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>>409025
Mine has one too, but I never used it.


Maybe I should, now that I weigh 15 stones while being a midget.
>> No. 409027 Anonymous
11th March 2017
Saturday 9:08 pm
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Any good employer should recognise the value of giving employees the opportunity to do something active at lunchtime. Many of the better ones will provide a gym for this purpose, mine doesn't but gives us discounted memberships at one right next to the office. We also play sport in the town park quite a few lunchtimes. Good for morale, good for concentration and alertness in the afternoons - it's a win-win.
>> No. 409060 Anonymous
16th March 2017
Thursday 5:52 pm
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>>409027

We had a rudimentary gym at my last job, right on the same floor.

Never understood the sense of it. I wasn't going to work out on my lunch break and then go meet a client all sweaty (there were no showers, you had to use the sink in the adjacent restoom to freshen up again). And for a proper after-work workout, it was simply too poorly equipped, and I preferred going to my regular gym where I was already a member.

When I was a younglad, I worked for an advertising firm for about a year. They had an upstairs loft that they had converted into a pool billiard den, with dartboards and all. Even a foosball table. It was really fun. And we did team building exercises in that room before that word even existed. Playing pool or darts with your coworkers is a great way to get to know them. And we would often also talk business in that room together. My boss in particular was a big fan of inviting every employee upstairs for a game of pool now and then to talk to them about how they are doing.

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>> No. 408980 Anonymous
9th March 2017
Thursday 3:49 am
408980 Late night .gs
How's it going, lads?
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>> No. 409053 Anonymous
14th March 2017
Tuesday 11:08 pm
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>>409052
Noteworthy people who stay out of the public eye are smart, really.

While I'd like to be in a position to gain wealth and praise, I also know that people are scum towards celebrities, which has stopped me from being tempted into vlogging and the like.
>> No. 409054 Anonymous
14th March 2017
Tuesday 11:13 pm
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>>409053

I think youtube famous is a good level. I have spent time with people who have a few million subscribers, diamond play button and all that shite, but outside of an internet convention they maybe get recognised once or twice a week.
>> No. 409056 Anonymous
15th March 2017
Wednesday 12:14 am
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If you're an extrovert I imagine being famous is absolutely no problem. If you're an introvert it would be a nightmare.

I'm very much the latter and even the minor local renown of being in an underground heavy metal band became too much. If I was making loads of dosh it would be fine, but I wasn't, I just kept getting asked "You're him from (band) aren't you?" by teenagers with poor hygiene.

Fortunately, all the venues in town have closed down and taken the last vestiges of a music scene with them. It was shit anyway.
>> No. 409057 Anonymous
15th March 2017
Wednesday 12:17 am
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I would like an excuse to pepper spray some paparazzi if I'm being honest.
>> No. 409058 Anonymous
15th March 2017
Wednesday 3:12 am
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I am jonesing for junk food and fast food. I'm having visions of house curries and marshmallows, fried chicken and that Polish chocolate with the big, crunchy nuts in. Is being marginally more physically attractive worth not stuffing my face with Cornish pasties and three different kinds of biscuit? It bleeding better be, because I'm feeling almost vampiric for the bad stuff.

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>> No. 409033 Anonymous
12th March 2017
Sunday 3:37 am
409033 New Day Rising
Hey Student

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=797Saf5fPN0

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