Fingernails? Anyone else dislike the fingernails?

>>162869

Really? I imagine she'd get off on the attention. I tend to go after those who try and avoid it, the more they try and deter me the harder I stalk.

>>162870
not very well done nails at all, and her messy room.
she as my mother would say, is a slut in the old sense fo the word.... and possibly the new.
regardless, I would love to recolonize her womb iykwim

>>162876
She could eat my bamboo, iykwim.

>>162884
id give her a couple of black eyes if you know what i-----
oh shit :/

>>162889

> Primark, bruv. cheaper and better still. Peacocks is ok too.

We're trying to get him to fit in, telling to shop where all the Pakis and Poles shop for rags isn't going to help.

>>162889

>Yeah we do. Restaurant -> 10% tip.

This is the first time I've heard about this rule.

>>162896

You don't tip? You're supposed to. And I heard 20%, but it's at discretion really. In before massive argument about tipping.

>>162896
Me too. Sometimes I tip, but not often and mainly because I'm paying with notes and I'm just rounding the bill up.

Isn't a 10% service charge included in most bills anyway?

>>162897
>You're supposed to.
This isn't America where waiters and waitresses aren't paid minimum wage.

>>162840
Yeah, not bad. It's a bit small though.

Not too awfully keen on the whole Toilet = Shower thing, and the wheels on the bottom makes it look tacky- more of a glorified caravan than a shed.

>>162892
Until watching the video I thought you meant the toilet literally was the shower, but as depicted it seems perfectly fine. I wouldn't like the thin walls or stinking up the place if I was entertaining though.

It's easy for this guy to talk about being environmentally friendly and not wasting space, because there's just him. You couldn't have a tiny family house. Especially not in the middle of nowhere. It doesn't look very secure.

>>162861

http://naturesoundsfor.me/Shitskin_habitat

>>162849
I am disappoint. I tried listening to brown noise and didn't poo myself at all. Then again, it sounds more like white noise to me.

>>162883
Does that mean that listening to white noise makes you-

>>162883

You're thinking of something else. I'm not too well-researched on the subject, but I according to some variable within sound, eg pitch, frequency or what have you, noises are attributed colours, for example white noise, pink noise, and brown noise to name a few.

>>162891

He is thinking of the mythical 'brown note'.

Brown noise, I believe, is named for the scientist Robert Brown, best known for 'brownian motion'.

>>162854

Is that the film? A friend, erm, *cough*knowsDavidCross*cough* and apparently the film's script has been rewritten about 5 or 6 times..

Mark Lamarr and Angus Deaton as hosts. Sure, their replacements weren't awful (Amstell's quip about Courtney Love had me literally hurting at the sides) but it was the end of an era for both shows.

>>162880
You're so right. HIGNFY was never the same since Angus.

>>162882
Episodes leading up to his departure make for some good telly though.

>>162880
After watching Amstell for so long, it's become abundantly clear that he is genuinely witty, whereas Lamarr just got laughs out of being vindictive. Also Adam Buxton's blogs about both hosts make me dislike him all the more. Miserable cunt.

>>162862

Don't go too far; you might fall off the edge.

>>162857
apparently some guys had made this round thing out of rock. they're gonna call it the wheel. don't think it'll catch on.

THEM FUCKING ARGIES HAVE TAKEN ARE FUCKIN ISLANDS. Fucking Argies.

LADS! LADS! SEEN THESE? I CALL THEM LEGS! AND THESE? THESE ARE HANDS.

>>162879
I fucking loves Axlotls.

They had them at school in a Science classroom. Used to watch them for ages.

it's why I failed biology. Though I GOT THAT AXLOTL ESSAY DOWN.

>>162799
I'm fairly certain I will have avoided it. Link?

>>162801

http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/4429969/UK.Info.Disk.v.14.Pro_with_working_install_ins

>>162812
v14 is woefully out of date

This isn't exactly surprising. It was only a matter of time. I'm surprised it's as small as 100m is all.

Someone wrote a web crawler to view public information, how does this qualify as news? But I love Nmap so I hope they enjoy the free publicity.

>>162809

The thread itself to discuss this movie is vaguely justifiable, but further movie discussion needs to be taken to /v/, otherwise it's pointless. You'll get a lot more from there than you will from here.

>>162806

Too deep for you?

>>162809
> slower than a Citroen 2CV
Fuck you, I got 0-60 in under a minute out of mine. Slow my arse, you spoiled brat.

>>162510
What is going on in that image?

>>162831

I think the more pressing question is, what isn't.

>>162826
Perhaps you don't understand we've had bullshit immigration/racism threads a million times and are bored to shit of them.

I don't notice immigrants as I don't go outside.

>>162826

I'd argue that neither do you, as his question was clearly premeditated. Neeeehhhh.

>>162829

to be fair, by that logic every thread and reply on /b/ should consist of random strings of characters. if anything coherent is formed then laughs would be had by all.

i agree that this is a silly topic though.

>>162834
>every thread and reply on /b/ should consist of random strings of characters. if anything coherent is formed then laughs would be had by all.
Haven't you just summed up /iq/?

>>162726

>Normal Russian
>Doesn't drink
>Hates Russia

Hmm. Are you any good at plumbing and brickwork?

>>162728
Sorry, I understand you not very well.

>>162729 0/20

>>162729
Learn to speak English or fuck off back to Poland.

>>162721
Why don't you become an energy oligarch?

Or join the Russian Mafia? Could be fun times.

>>162564

I've had a contract through those charlatans before - at the end of your contract, they sneakily try to charge you more, based on the assumption that you don't check your bank balance and see how much they take.

>>162591
Many, maybe even a majority, of companies in any industry employ such underhanded tactics. It should be expected. You're also misusing the word charlatan.

>>162564

I got my HTC Hero from http://www.buymobilephones.net/ with a £90 redemption deal. Got my money automatically and
>>162591, T-Mobile send me and text saying how much my bill will be, haven't had a problem yet.

>>162716


>misusing the word charlatan

I don't know, the last phone I bought from this bloke didn't work properly either.

>>162797

Wow. By pure coincidence, I spent the early hours of this morning tripping off my face and listening to the Charlatans for the first time in about 10 years or so. How random. I just about jumped out of my bloody skin when I saw your post.

>>162753
>O_o
Was the countenence upon my visage.

>>162759
>@_o
Was the decorator upon my function.

>>162762
>54-46
Was my number.

>>162778

Oh, Toots.

I've known people who have got them for ridiculous reasons, and I've known quite horrible people who got them when a criminal charge would have been more appropriate, in either case they were completely ignored.

As a means of dealing with anti-social behaviour, they are woefully inept. A beat police officer saying 'cut that out' would be better in all occasions.

As an addition to the criminal justice system... they're fucking horrifying. You can be imprisoned for two years without even committing a crime?

Also; really, what's wrong with a man wearing a skirt? If it's good enough for Scotland it's good enough for Northampton.

Seventy pensioners have been threatened with Asbos in a row over late-night parties at their sheltered housing estate.

The residents, some as old as 90, have been accused of playing loud music until the early hours of the morning.

The complaints include allegations that a new tenant had been bringing 'outsiders' into the shared common room for late night bingo sessions.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1298340/Pensioners-face-Asbos-late-night-parties-sheltered-accommodation.html

Either it's wearing a skirt, which is most certainly not a crime, or it's "using threatening behaviour" or impersonating a lawyer or disturbing the peace, which is. ASBOs are really useless.

>>162775

>ASBOs are really useless.

Agreed. It was just another worthless change by New Labour to placate people and make them think they were doing good when it was barely an elastoplast on the problem, like many of their new laws and decrees.

>>162704

God, what a fucking whinge-baby you are. It's only usually the mega-rich billionaires who try to do this. most average joe one million's, I wager my foreskin on, pay tax. As there are more average joe one millions than mega-rich billionaires, that means that most rich people pay tax. This is the truth, and if you don't like it, you can go and somehow find figures proving me wrong.

>>162712
>Conjecture+Prove me wrong
Delaying the circumcision, I see...

Not that guy, but I'd hardly call 'average joe one million's' in the class of rich. That's why some people have been whining about petit-bourgeoise separately since the 19th century.

>>162713

They're in the highest tax band - they're rich.

>>162715
>They're in the highest tax band
That's far from a given. 50% tax is supposed to be paid on annual income over £150k. Taking inheritance and disciplined saving into account, one could easily acquire £1m in assets while earning significantly less.

There's also a tax band above 50%. It's called Capital Gains Tax and is charged at 18-28%.

You're both at fault for failing to quantify upfront how wealthy a person must be to be considered rich and the confusion that inevitably ensued.

Krusty the Klown is in jail today on charges of tax avoision. He...Avoision. It's a word....I don't say evasion, I say avoision.