>>235760

ALL STATIONS: TEACON 3 ALERT!

Babies are soon to be the other white meat.

Ah, I get all the jokes about Gazza heading down to Tottenham with a couple of chicken fillets now.

>>235760
Yes, it does seem to be kicking off there. It's the time of year, and the heat. And not at all the fact that the Polis shot the local drug dealer so nobody can score

Blimey.

To be honest though, that area of London is a shithole, a good fire is what it needs.

Civillisation has fallen. I'll be in my bunker. May God have mercy on all your souls. I'll see you in a couple of years, if any of you survive.

Sambos gunna samb

inb4ItzAllConDemsFault

I just cycled over there. The "rioting" seems to be quite localised. Around the Sainsbury's areas things are calm as ever.

>>235771

DON'T BE FOOLED BY THE EYE OF THE STORM! HIT THE SHED BUNKER! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! THE BLOOD WILL RUN LIKE RIVERS! ITZ COMING!

IT WILL END IN FIRE!

It's raining here in Portsmouth, started at approx. 00:18 - is it in London? Should kill the flames.

>>235774

Update from Portsmouth - absolutely shitting it down now! Why couldn't it do this during the day.

OH GOD I WAS LISTENING TO THE KAISER CHIEF'S "I PREDICT A RIOT" FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 3 OR 4 YEARS.

>>235774
>>235775

Obviously signs of the End Times.

>>235777

A message from God Himself to warn you! Praise Him and His kindness!

>>235777
This, if nothing else. Is a sign of ITZ.

The BBC footage is hilarious - loads of Hassidic Jews running around out for a look.

>>235782

Whereever there is trouble, there are Jews at the root of it!

>>235777
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, YOU FOOL?!!!!

>>235778>>235779

You know all this reminds of the Thatcher era. Riots, economic breakdown, BBBBRRROKEN BBBBRRRITAIN, a tory government, students and the working class hate the leader of the country.

Margaret has arisen

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-14431512

More Fracking protesters

>>235764

>local drug dealer

The one thing that Tottenham is never short of lad.

>>235785

I for one am looking forward to my red braces, bundles of £50 notes and brick sized mobile phone.

>>235760
bout time brah. this is it.

Just seen a couple of BBC reporters get hustled away by "The Lads", looked a bit hairy and they cut away

Also, Skys showing footage of some vans on fire in a nearby estate.

>>235762

Lol, me too, good old Sickipaedia

>>235793
I missed it. I had heard some BBC reporters did get the shit kicked out of them. I would love a video of that to watch tomorrow.

sky news has had to leg it too.

Wow

I bet they wish they had been PACKING IT and digging secret shed-bunkers round about Tottenham. I predict by this time next year the only people still alive will be cannibals living off of the dead or britfa.gs posting from the secret underground shed network.

Silly poor people. They burned down an Aldi. Have fun having to spend all your dole money at M&S you massive poofs.

>>235799

Everyone knows Lidl is better.

HASIDIC JEWS EVERUWHERE

RELEASE THE POLAR BEARS

Every time there is any trouble, you find Jews at the root of it! See them scattering like insects when you lift the rock up to expose them.

KICK THE KIKE

>>235785

I was actually thinking this earlier. I don't remember any major riots or protests while Labour were in power, aside from the May Day riots but even they died down and eventually stopped.
Is my memory just bad or is there some truth in this?

>>235775
southsea bro here, it was a five minute downpour. Friday was mental though, wonnit

>>235833
It was just a shower mush.

Mememaster professor Simon predicted all this whilst wearing a cloak in his bunker drinking tea with Phil's mum.

Don't say you weren't warned.

>>235836

Well, that's it. Time to pack up the site, lads, we've done all we can.

Typical shitskin behaviour.

>>235799>>235800
Is it Aldi or Lidl that is quite good for cheap fruit and veg? I think it's Lidl but I'm not 100%.

>>235760

An innocent young man, unaware that the firearm his grandmother gave him was illegal, who accidentally discharged it when he was cleaning it sitting in his car, hitting a police officer by accident.

>>235854

To say otherwise is bigoted and racist. How dare anyone even remotely suggest that a black man would be involved in gun crime. Ever. And before anyone tries and defames this brave young mans character, he is clearly counting to three.

>>235855

I think the confusion has arisen because folk don't realise that the IPCC investigate EVERY time a police officer shoots someone. It's routine. Whereas many seem to taking the investigation itself as evidence of misconduct.

>>235816
Bradford riots were when Labour were in power, and they were pretty bad.

>>235816
Also, I think the G8 protests were when Brown was in power, and they were pretty major.

Around 100 youths sprinted around the highstreet, targeting game shops, electrical stores and high-street clothe chains such as H & M.

Glass windows were smashed and the looters, mostly young men masking their faces, swarmed in.

They emerged with handfuls of stolen goods. "I've got loads of G-Star," said one teenager, emerging from a clothes shop. Others came out clasping shopping bags stuffed with goods.

>stealing G-Star clothing

Typical shadowman behaviour.

>>235857

Yeah but you're not understanding, he was BLACK you aren't allowed to shoot blacks who are shooting at you, it's racist.

>>235862

They're just rebelling against the state who have taken away the funding for them. It is also a sign of poor social mobility and I thoroughly recommend that the Met Police do a diversity impact statement for this. Please stop with the racism.

>>235862

Wish I'd been there, I'd love to do some casual looting.

Hypothetically, officer.

>>235862>>235866
Ya wanna get yaselfs down 2 JD sports bruv. gona keep da tags on so evry1 nos I nicked it cuz im gangsta

>>235864

>he was BLACK you aren't allowed to shoot blacks who are shooting at you, it's racist.

Oh really, and who has said this?

If you are who I think you are, you've moved on from one form of unfunny schtick to another.

>>235760

>>235871
>Oh really, and who has said this?
I have no idea why you're replying seriously to that post. Lighten up a bit lad.

>>235871

The thing is though, if the guy was white, and an identical incident in identical circumstances happened in an equally deprived area of, say, Glasgow there would be no riot.

While other elements are involved, this is a race riot.

>>235874

Strathclyde police don't have a history of institutionalised racism though. Sectarianism, yes. Racism, no.

If Strathclyde police shot a catholic, then there'd be riots.

Do you see my point?

>>235871

You're either incredibly dense or hungover. Calm down and think before swinging your ape like fists to punch out an answer.

>>235876

So the best you can do is insult the size of my hands?

>>235877

Typical bighand behaviour.

>>235877

You're looking for an argument where none exists, calm down a little lad.

>>235878

You handist cunt. You'll be the first to hang.

>>235761
I remember some lads put together a picture of the teacon alerts - would somebody be so kind as to share?

>>235881

Certainly

I warned you

>>235881

One more

>>235881

And another

As did I, but would you listen?



...enjoy your slow decline.

>>235875

Try blaming Radio One Xtra rather than institutional racism. You'd be closer to the mark.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3736694/Gunman-killed-in-shootout-with-cops-had-texted-girlfriend-to-say-The-feds-are-following-me.html?OTC-RSS&ATTR=News

A GUNMAN killed in a shootout with police had texted his girlfriend minutes earlier to say: "The feds are following me."

Suspected gangster Mark Duggan, 29, fired a handgun at an armed cop, whose life was saved when the bullet hit his radio.

The officer returned fire with his Heckler & Koch MP5 sub-machine gun - blasting dad-of-five Duggan twice in the face before slumping to the ground.

Duggan, known by the street name Starrish Mark, was a so-called gangsta member of North London's Tottenham Man Dem gang, which has links to Jamaica's ruthless Yardies.

Cops from the Met Police Operation Trident, which tackles gun crime in London's black community, had him under surveillance amid fears he was about to avenge the killing of his rapper cousin Kevin Easton, 23.

Easton, who performed as Smegz, was stabbed to death in front of clubbers in Mile End, East London, in March. Three men aged 23 to 27 are on bail.

The Met should have shot more

>>235891

Calling British police "feds" warrants death by itself.

>Easton, who performed as Smegz

>His mum Pamela, 52, said: "Mark was my baby. He was a kind boy. He would have been 30 next month. It's a wicked world when a boy doesn't live to see such a milestone."


This really gets on my tits. Her son was a drug dealer who was trying to murder someone, all by his own volition. Hardly an upstanding member of society. Fuck her, her son, and all yardie-wannabe morons rioting.

>>235896
That's an easy attitude to take, blud.

>>235896
I can forgive his mother for saying that, as most mothers will see only the good in their children. Like everytime a gangbanger gets iced, their mothers will say "Ooh he was a nice lad who got in with the wrong crowd". I can't forgive all the other rioting wogs whose original protest was basically "fuck tha police" on a grand scale, and who then went on to loot and vandalise private properties showing that maybe they all deserve to get a few rounds from an MP5 all over their wide noses and thick lips.

>>235894
That's what I thought when I read the BBC News article, what kind of moron was this guy? Did he just fantasise that Hackney was South Central LA?

>>235891
>was a so-called gangsta member of North London's Tottenham Man Dem gang

It's hilarious to see the Sons of Simon try and turn this into some kind of race-fuelled issue when no-one involved has even mentioned it as having anything to do with it. Only britfa.gs could look at this and think, 'yeah, he was black, and that's the important thing'.

Y'know, erm, y'know what I mean, y'know
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-14435251

>>235908

I was thinking exact same. Got on my fucking nerves, since it also reminded me of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48HUdzoKiPA

>>235908

>BST

What happened to GMT?

>>235911
We're in the Summer, therefore it is BST. Also, GMT doesn't exist anymore, it's called UTC now.

I'm actually genuinely shocked though, that these people are just looting with impunity, and beating people up for no reason en masse.

>"They've beaten up a man for talking to the fire brigade."

>"there were several reports of attacks on bystanders. At one point rioters were seen beating up a man attempting to take film footage of the scene."

>"At one stage a safe was dragged out of a bookmakers, while others were seen with a television set and an electric guitar. Several arrived with shopping trollies to take away what they had stolen."

It's fucking mental.

>>235912

Oh, well now I feel silly. Thanks.

>>235907

>The riot escalated into a pitched battle between lines of riot police officers, some on horses, and hundreds of mostly young black men, in small gangs of four or five, many with hooded sweatshirts pulled over their heads and bandannas over their faces. The young men arrived in clumps, on foot, by bicycle or on mopeds. Tottenham is an area of mostly poor minorities; a significant portion of the population is black. “How many black people have to die around here?” asked one of the youths, referring to Mr. Duggan. He gave his name as Pablo. “I hate the police,” he said.

http://thelede.blogs.nytimes.com/

Crikey. Only just saw this on the TV now when I got in, it looks like the start of demolition man. I was in Shepherds Bush earlier today and I did notice the natives seemed restless, but at the time I was more concerned with the enormous amount of Irish people seemingly everywhere. It was disgusting.

>>235916

>hundreds of mostly young black men
>"how many black people have to die around here?"

I think I know the answer.

I like how every other newspaper has this on the frontpage and The Mirror has "SHANE RICHIE FROM EASTENDERS WAS HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH SOME TART" on the frontpage.

>>235907
>It's hilarious to see the Sons of Simon try and turn this into some kind of race-fuelled issue when no-one involved has even mentioned it as having anything to do with it. Only britfa.gs could look at this and think, 'yeah, he was black, and that's the important thing'.

Of course it's a race issue you tool. Operation Trident itself is a race issue. The reason the media don't discuss it in those terms right now is what is commonly known as "political correctness" (whether gone mad or not).

>>235888
That was exactly the one I wanted, thanks mate.

I believe it's safe to say that Tottenham should be at Teacon 3, the rest of us should be ok at Teacon 4.

>>235916

Paper Pabs keepin' it gully.

All of them

>>235928 ^

>>235928
Norma Jones, 48, who works in human resources, said she saw people of all colours and creeds running along her road carrying carpets looted from a nearby shop.

"Looking out of my window last night, there were all nations running down the road with things in their hands," she said.

"What's happened last night is just people being crooks basically, it's criminal behaviour."

She said while the Broadwater Farm riot was seen as an uprising of mainly black youths, this riot was about young people generally and the police.

"Race may have a little part to play, but there are other issues in there as well," she said.

"It's young people and the police, but not a black and white thing at all."

If you ask any of the people nicking themselves a new TV why they are doing it, of course they aren't going to say "Because I want a new telly". They'll say "Um cos dat blud was black innit and I'm showing dem police dey can't keep us down".

Yeah, Operation Trident is a race issue, but only because it covers all crimes involving someone black with a gun. These riots aren't about race. It's about common young crims exploiting a family protest that was tangentially related to race.

>>235938
>"Looking out of my window last night, there were all nations running down the road with things in their hands," she said.
I don't think I've seen a single picture of someone involved in the rioting that I'd class as white.

>>235940
I did, and I'm not being a cultural marxist, I just did. From what I saw it was about 30% White, 50% black and 20% mixed or arab

>>235942

That's pretty representative of Totty as a whole I'd say.

>>235940
Interestingly those are almost the exact statistics of the racial make up of tottenham's population.

>>235940
Well than you're a racist prick and weren't watching closely enough. Going by last nights live news reports, everyone was at it.

>>235946
2001 census puts it at 56% white

>>235950
I'm sure he'll be along in a minute to berate you for believing the multikult BBC lies and so on.

>>235951
>10 year old data

Have you been there recently?

The bullet which was found lodged in the radio of one of the officers at the scene is still undergoing forensic tests. But reliable sources have said the first ballistics examinations suggested it was a police issue bullet.

These are very distinct as the Metropolitan Police uses dum dum type hollowed out bullets designed not to pass through an object.

Oh dear.

Looks like it's going to kick off in Enfield tonight.

>>235956
Shit really? That's my neck of the woods...

>>235955
I pasted the first paragraph of your post into google and this was the second result.

>>235956
Looks to me like just handbags, but this being the silly season n'all, the media will make a bit more of it.

Also, expecting a news story anytime soon about how Twitter/Facebook are fueling/helping the disorder.

>>235959
Not bad eh?

>>235958
Looks like they want to loot some DVDs and 360 games from HMV.

>>235959
It's from the Grauniad live blog. Doesn't confirm anything for me yet as it wouldn't surprise me if the Met were selling weapons and ammo on the black market.

>>235960
>>235962
For fuck's sake. Whatever they do I hope they don't touch the new library.

>>235959
britfa.gs is ultra-indexed by Google spiders for unknown reasons.

>>235955

So he was shooting hollow points? Hollow points aren't "special police ammunition"

>>235965
I also have some dim-dims. You use this word, dim-dims?

>>235965
It didn't say special, it said police issue.

They should get one of those planes they use to fight forest fires to fly over the rioters and dump the tank of water. Problem Solved.

No one wants to riot in the wet.

>>235971
Yeah, we should have loads of those planes on standby due to all the forest fires we get.

>>235972

We must have at least one, for wild fires and the such?

>>235973

Give Pennine Helicopters a call.

http://www.penninehelis.co.uk/fire.php

>>235971>>235972>>235973>>235974
they wasted money on helicopters to follow Nick Clegg's car back at the election

>>235955

I highly doubt it was a police weapon. The fuckers couldn't even shoot Moaty. He did it himself.

>>235896
MonarchOftheGlen.

anyone see the clip of the rioter getting mauled by police dogs on Sky News?

i lol'd heartily

>>235955
Searched for the first line on Google, can't actually find a source, it's just posted on loads of forums. I did read something a bit earlier that suggested that Duggan was caught in the crossfire of something, but I can't find anything supporting that.

Why aren't we deporting these fucks back to Jamaica?

>>235990
Because they're British you fuckwit.

>>235955
>These are very distinct as the Metropolitan Police uses dum dum type hollowed out bullets

So do criminals and hunters. The only people who don't are the military.

>>235991
Cultural Marxist.

>>235991

'British' indeed.

So when do the racial pogroms start?

>>235760

I see that Lee Jasper is trying his best to calm things down.

http://www.facebook.com/notes/campaign-4-justice-4-demetre-fraser-aka-tdot/update-from-lee-jasper/123279667767614

" Last night during the uprising in Tottenham, we dispatched a legal team offering legal advice and representation to all those who were arrested.

There will be community meetings this week to discuss the events of last night and how best to respond, in which we will be involved: details will be announced as soon as possible.

Thursday evening there will be a meeting called ‘Recession, Riot and Resistance’…"

>>236002
Now he's a cunt.

>>235872

That looks like it used to be nice...what was it? Fucking tits gonna end up having it replaced with some horrible modern space filling building now geez.

>>235973

I don't think the UK is really prone to wildfires...

I keep getting messages saying they are heading my way

>>235962
>2011
>looting games

>>236009
They?

Oh dear.

Looks like it's all kicking off again, chaps.

Twitter is exploding with reports of rioting, looting and general chaos in Brixton, Stockwell, Enfield, Edmonton, Tottenham.. List goes on.

Oh, if only my Captain Cloak costume were ready, I'd drive over to Tottenham in the Cloakmobile and deliver many submachine guns to the nignogs who are rioting.

It would have made things more interesting.

>>236016
Yes they the rioters.

They are in Walthamstow which is down the road and apparently heading my way because it has a lot of "rich" shops.

So they whine about how the police are racist for shooting this man, or something, and then go and steal stuff.

Oh, races.

RT footage is a bit terrifying.
http://www.youtube.com/v/k7H02HSip_c

>>236023

I'll bet CarpetRight didn't see that coming. Hopefully they stole something to get the burning smell out.

Christ. Rumours of it kicking off everywhere now. I'm torn between happiness that people aren't taking whatever shit they're getting laying down and raging because it's looking like people are only doing it because others are

>>236026

A gangster shot a policeman so the police shot the gangster. This is a fairly ordinary and transparent procedure.

The kids rioting tonight are just bellends. They probably don't remember what it was like ten or twenty years ago. They've got no idea what people had to deal with when the police were just another fucking gang.

>>236026

I'd say they're taking any shit that isn't nailed down, because everyone else is.

>>236027

That's true. Have you tried to buy crack off a police officer recently? Talk about hassle.

>>236018
Lol what the fuck? Does London's chav youth really think this is their version of the Arab Spring? They're just nicking stuff. Utter scum.

My mum seems to be convinced of a police cover-up. She thinks that the way the police have handled the public relations surrounding the Duggan incident have been poor and they released so much detail straight after it happened that it seems suspicious viz. the bullet in the radio.

>>236027
Someone hasn't been reading the latest reports.

The bullet found in the policeman's radio unit was fired from an MP5, the gun the police had, not the gun this drug dealer had. Looks like he got executed.

>>236034
'The latest reports', eh? Care to provide a source for them? Because the only place saying this about the bullet has been the Guardian, and that has just been republished like wildfire.

LBC radio has the best coverage.. Beeb are looping some crap about china (keep calm and carry on!).

http://ukrp.musicradio.com/lbc973/live

>>236034
I was going to say it's not like the drug dealer got his gun from corrupt police but a different gun entirely?

Well that changes things. However these riots are not the right thing to do. It's just ladmates getting free stuff because the opportunity was there. I hope these riots don't come up north.

>>236038
LBC is dead to me after they fired Iain Lee and dicked around Nick Abbot's show.

And it will be a time of great strife. When the moons are united in darkness and the dead shall walk the earth once more.

This is going to be used as fuel by the Gay Racists and EDL to further their racist goals. I can't believe shit like this can still happen in 21st century UK.

>>236050
Gay Racists and EDL aren't against wogs, they're against shitskins. As these rioters are all thick lipped jungle joneses, EDL and Gay Racists won't see a problem with them. If they were muslamics, it'd be a whole different kettle of fish though.

>>236050

Aye. Shit like this does actually happen in Africa all the time.
Take the story of Stompie Moketsie, a young child who was angered by the government so he started a riot, there's a famous picture of him blowing up the post office with a petrol bomb. 3 weeks later, he started another riot, because no-one was getting their mail.

>>236055

I guarantee you the Gay Racists will come out at some point in the near future with shrill cries about how multiculturalism is ruining us. Now with the BBC constantly playing images of the riots people are going to sit and listen to them. I think we're going to need to look at rounding up all the Gay Racists members and imprisoning them.

>>236057
>black chaps are rioting
>decide to imprison hard working white British natives
Your logic is astounding, Leeroy.

>>236058

>decide to imprison hard working white British natives

If it stops them from killing ethnic minorities that is exactly what we should do. And don't even try and talk to me about "hard working white" people, they don't.

http://www.youtube.com/v/AIPD8qHhtVU

Need I see more?

>>236058
>hard working white British natives
>Gay Racists
>EDL

You fucking clown

>>236059
>>236060
>making umbrella judgements about hard working white British natives
Anyway, they're right, multiculturalism has worked. Look at Tottenham, one of the most ethnically diverse populations in the country, now full of rioting spearchuckers. Anyone who agrees with mutlikult is just a cultural Marxist wanting to bring the downfall of our proud and noble western society.

>>236061
*multiculturalism hasn't worked

>>236002

Uprising? What a fucking cunt.

>>236061

>Anyway, they're right, multiculturalism has worked.

Exactly what I said before. Thank you for the confirmation.

>Anyone who agrees with mutlikult is just a cultural Marxist wanting to bring the downfall of our proud and noble western society.

Anyone who disagrees with it is a racist scumbag and should hang for their crime.

>>236064
>hanging people
Confirmed for barbaric Sun reading idiot.

>>236061
>>making umbrella judgements about hard working black British natives

>>236065

Confirmed for mouth breathing racist.

The general gist from this morning's papers is that
1. Both shots fired were by the fuzz
2. Our now deceased ethnic friend probably didn't draw down on the police
3. S019 are once again revealed to be totally incompetent
4. It was basically a bushwhacking style execution, carried out in a busy area, at rush hour.
5. The initial statements by the police were at best vague, at worst total fabrication

Jesus Humphrey Christ. I'm glad I don't live in the smoke. Enjoy your riots.

Typically sensitive Sun product placement.

>>236070

That is just your (biased) interpretation from what is probably unreliable sources of information. Stop projecting your opinion as fact and cite your sources you shitehawk.

>>236070
> Jesus Humphrey Christ. I'm glad I don't live in the smoke.
It's not too terrible right now. It still stinks of smoke a bit, but the area is basically safe at the moment.

>>236072
I don't dispute that it's my interpretation. I'm not about to go trawling the internet for sources, do it yourself. I read the papers in the office and that seemed to be the general gist of it. The police being bungling morons isn't exactly a shocking hold-the-front-page reveal, and I think ambushing someone in a cab, in the middle of a busy street, and then managing to shoot one of your own officers does open yourself up to suggestions of incompetence

In Berlin, there is a day for such things, May 1 is when you may riot. Rioting just because you feel like is, pshaw, no Ordnung.

>>236074

Thank you for acknowledging that you did that, just next time if you don't want to cite your sources tell everyone that it is your own interpretation. I happen to disagree with your interpretation and I think you're looking at it with your political bias.

>>236076

Oh debatemaster, you truly are masterdebating for us now.

>>236075
Chaostage 4 lyfe.

>>235963

Does the library lend trainers nowadays?

>>236076
My "political bias"? Which is what, exactly? Politics don't come into it at all as far as I'm concerned. Doubting the initial official version of events from an organisation which has a long and famous track record of bungling and deceit? At no point have I expressed a preference for any of the players in this circus. Please don't tell me we've degenerated to the level of America in shouting LIBRUL LIBRUL SOSHULIST / NARTSI NARTSI CORPRAT SHILL at people because they don't instantly repeat your own opinion back at you

>>236081
We reached that stage a long time ago, see above.

Everyone from all sides of London meet up at the heart of London (central) OXFORD CIRCUS!!, Bare SHOPS are gonna get smashed up so come get some (free stuff!!!) fuck the feds we will send them back with OUR riot! >:O
Dead the ends and colour war for now so
if you see a brother... SALUT!
if you see a fed... SHOOT!
We need more MAN then feds so Everyone run wild, all of london and others are invited! Pure terror and havoc & Free stuff....just smash shop windows and cart out da stuff u want! Oxford Circus!!!!! 9pm, we don't need pussyhole feds to run the streets and put our brothers in jail so tool up,
its a free world so have fun running wild shopping;)
Oxford Circus 9pm if u see a fed stopping a brother JUMP IN!!! EVERYONE JUMP IN nigger-s will be lurking about, all blacked out we strike at 9:15pm-9:30pm, make sure ur there see you there. REMEMBA DA LOCATION!!! OXFORD CIRCUS!!!
MUST REBROADCAST TO ALL CONTACTS!!!"

http://eu.techcrunch.com/2011/08/08/how-blackberry-not-twitter-fuelled-the-fire-under-londons-riots/

Ah so it's Blackberry's that are at fault here.

BAN THIS SICK FILTH

It's a pity the Army is busy with Afghanistan

>>236089
Would someone care to translate this for me?

>>236094

Be at Oxford circus at 9pm for a chance to win some goods, all you need to do is break some windows, be noisy, set fire to things and throw some stones at the police

>>236089

Have we finally got our own national gang?

>>236089
>To communicate, BBM users have to exchange their phones’ PINs, making their messages are private

:(

>>236094

The end of days are upon us. Only a select few will survive the coming storm.

This is all because of multiculturalism. We are importing the Liberian lifestyle.

>>235760
I've always fancied a bash at the lotting lark.
But living in Alfreton, it's not like the sambos will be setting Home Bargains on fire anytime soon.

>>236003

He has made a career out of being black, it's almost some level of genius.

I've started digging my bunker. Progress is being made although the people below me on the third floor are getting a bit irritated.

We need a policy to remove these scum from our island

>>236089

Boyz! all da ouva gitz is meetin up at Oxfud Sirkus. So, you boyz betta round up all da ovur boyz and grot an get ova der sharpish, any boyz dat dont like dis will be krump'd gud by me!

Der's gonna be lots of gud loot to grab, plus we'll get to krump sum panzy umies too! We'z gonna smash dis place good haha.

If ya see any boyz der dont hit dem straight away, once all the panzy'z have been smacked, den we can have a gud fight with all da ouva boyz

Rememba, its Oxfud Sirkus were da fight is at, so rememba to bring boyz and kans, and dont furget ya choppa's and dakka, bring lots ov dakka.

RIGHT DEN BOYZ! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHH!

>>236119

wez gonna be flash gitz wen da lootins done! lets make it more choppy! dem blue boyz aint gonna stop da waaaaagh!

Warning to any gs londoners, it's north west London tonight

>>236134
I'm like, so scared now.

>>236134
And Stratford, I dunno where that is in London though.

>>236135

Surely you aren't claiming you're some super hard man keyboard warrior who can battle through anything? Normal people get scared, you know. You don't need to pretend to be fearless to pretend to be a grown up.

>>236134

Oh shut up you awful prick.

>>236134
Wanted: nuff n----- and bitches. Tonite nw london gets hit. Starting with staples corner (currys etc) den brent cross(head for da jewels). Y not take this opportunity to EAT. Riot starts at 10. F--- it, da rest of london is eating now its our turn. Let's go out and eat BIG. C u 2nite B-)

FFS. Staples Corner and Brent Cross are in the middle of nowhere. Surrounded by very large A roads.

And they say us Northerners are uncivilized. Enjoy your multiculturalism, Londonladmates.

Is there any counter-riots going on against these orks? Like rioters kicking the shit out of the looters then looting whatever shithole estates they come from.

>>236141

Just seen on twitter that groups are getting organised to defend shops so perhaps not far off seeing that,

If I was in London I probably would black up just so I could get a few free tellies.

>>236142

This would be great. Another step on the road to a storm of violence. Perhaps it will be enough of a storm to wash away the stain of multiculturalism which brought about the problem in the first place.

Fucking hell lads, sounds like it's block war like in the start of the judge dredd movie tonight

If any of you are stuck in big town tonight, best sharpen your shovels and bunker down.

Say your prayers to God and the Queen, put the kettle on, and hold out till sun up

>>236145

>best sharpen your shovels and bunker down

This is why I dug my shed-bunker and packed it full of rice.

Wheres the water cannons and tear gas?

>>236148

Elf and safety gone mad, etc

>>236148
It's a good question.

>>236148
Lodged in some police mans radio

>>235760
Lads, it's not just rioting.
There are reports of people eating eachother.
The coppers are trying to keep a lid on it, but it's spreading.

Get the cricket bats out.

Are we witnessing the start of something big?

pic related. Alison Brie's tits. Also something big to witness.

>Boris Johnson, the mayor of London, is to return to the capital tomorrow to deal with the growing crisis in the capital.

>>236148
>water cannons and tear gas
Sod that. Where are the Maxim guns and mustard gas?

http://www.youtube.com/v/q6F6n2hxmIE

>>236155
Head will begin to roll as Bozza returns with his iron fist.

>>236155
He'll be going after them himself.

In full riot gear in horseback, A vintage truncheon in one hand and the Union Jack in another.

I hope the awful cunts who burned down that apartment block get the shit kicked out of them by the police. The kids on these "protests" deserve nothing more than a beating.

>>236160
>Union Jack
Lad.

So as an outsider, let me get this straight:

>Black man shoots a cop, gets shot in turn
>Entire underclass riots and burns, steals and breaks shit
>Britain still wants nothing to do with guns

Disappoint.

>>236164

If we had access to guns.

>Black man shoots a cop, gets shot in turn
>Entire armed underclass, riots and burns, steals and breaks shit
>Britain wants nothing to do with guns

>>236164

The original bloke didn't shoot at the police. Also fuck off with your green text simplistic yank view of the world. You're an idiot.