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ITT: Weird dreams you've had lately.
I actually dreamed last night that I was in Australia, visiting the two blokes from the Foster's adverts in their beach hut. Sure enough, they gave me a Foster's, and I said "cheers, guys"... and then one of them said to me "oh no mayt, we don't say cheers heere. We say 'You little ripper!'"
Quite bizarre... has this dream got any deeper meaning, or have I just been watching too much telly lately?
|>>|| No. 412606
What kind of caravan? how was it decorated? and where was it parked? Leave out no detail.
|>>|| No. 412609
She's not that bad. Admittedly she's forgettable enough I had to google to check, but she's at least "fittest girl working at an All Bar One" level.
|>>|| No. 412610
She's like a B- by US celebrity standards, and an A by British standards.
|>>|| No. 412636
I just wanted to get a haircut but my mate said we had to go to a pub instead, I said it wouldn't take long but he insisted. For some reason despite most of the dream taking place in a town centre, we ended up in some fields.
I wish this dream wasn't so obviously informed by in real life shit though, because it I do need a hair cut, and the friend from the dream texted me to say he was getting back from a holiday in the next few days on Sunday. However, all my dreams are almost always like this.
|>>|| No. 412637
Had a dream that I was in the car with the missus, and we were arguing about something. She said "fuck it, I know how to win this one" then opened the door and flung herself out of the moving vehicle. I then got arrested for murder and was about to be shot by the judge when I woke up.
I told her about it, she laughed, said "I'll have to remember that one" and rolled over and went back to sleep. fucks sake.
|>>|| No. 412639
> I then got arrested for murder and was about to be shot by the judge
Worth it though, wasn't it.
|>>|| No. 412640
Not sure this counts, but I must have fallen asleep with my bedside lamp on.
So two hours later I have some sort of dream/hear my phone doing something and jump out of bed, thinking I'm late for work, and immediately run to the kitchen to stick the kettle on for a cuppa while feeling a bit stressed out. Cue a couple of minutes confusion while I process the fact it's pitch dark outside and then head back to bed because I've realised it's 2:30am. Woke up a couple of times after too.
|>>|| No. 412683
Weird dream. I was walking around Havana and then I saw a pub. I walked in and asked for a drink, but the guy there said "drink? No drinks only cigars." It was weird, so I turned around to see what people were drinking, but everyone was just smoking cigars. They all stood up to applaud.
I don't know what to make of this dream.
|>>|| No. 412685
I was out and about somewhere, with some random people. I was bursting for a piss and was planning to go in a hedge, when someone pointed out there was a public toilet. I walked round the corner of this parade of shops and there was the public toilet door. I opened it and there this supringsly large room, clean and tidy, not great decor. I had a massive piss.
|>>|| No. 412686
Sounds more like a nightmare to me; whenever I dream that I'm doing a piss I wake up to find I'm doing it for real.
|>>|| No. 412707
I always just dream I'm having a really frustrating never-ending piss, which is better than soaking the bed I suppose. But it always seems to take me about ten minutes of dream pissing and wondering why the fuck I can't stop to wake up and realise I need a piss in real life.
|>>|| No. 412825
Things nobody is ever interested in listening to: your """weird""" dreams. Bear in mind.
(A good day to you Sir!)
|>>|| No. 412827
It's remarkable really. Against all odds the dodgy dreams persist as the place dies around it.
|>>|| No. 412830
There has been a lot of posters here lately having a piss and a moan about threads not being what they like lately. They could of course make their own threads about things they do like and ignore those threads they don't like but that would mean being constructive instead of behaving like insufferable entitled cunts.
|>>|| No. 412832
I actually had a dream a while ago that .gs had been shut down, and I was frantically trying to find it at another URL. And in my dream, I then shouted "Nooo, you cunts!! You can't just do that!!"
I wouldn't say I had the same satisfaction upon waking up to realise it was just a dream as I had a while ago when I dreamed that my girlfriend had left me and then I opened my eyes and she was lying right next to me, smiling at me as lovingly as ever. But realising that .gs being shut down was just a dream as well was definitely up there.
Seriously though... nothing beats the relief of waking up next to your girlfriend, who is still your girlfriend as if nothing happened (because nothing actually did happen), after a very bad dream about the two of you splitting up. She later told me she thought it was incredibly sweet that I seemed genuinely distraught while telling her about my dream. Women, eh...
|>>|| No. 412834
I wonder what we'd all do in the event .gs 404'd overnight. It makes me retch that we might actually seek refuge at some godforsaken /int/ board.
|>>|| No. 412835
I don't think I'd bother with any /int/ board, I'd just spend more time on the chans that cater to my 'niche' interests instead of anything specifically British.
|>>|| No. 412840
>I wonder what we'd all do in the event .gs 404'd overnight.
Maybe somebody would set up a crowdfunding campaign. If people can get money for a boob job or
arse reduction liposuction off gofumdme.com, then surely you would be able to obtain a few quid a month for a web hosting package to bring back .gs.
The alternative of just letting .gs die gracefully seems much too grim.
You may say that that point has passed already anyway. But just for once, don't be a cynical cunt. Thank you.
|>>|| No. 412847
I suspect purps would keep the hosting up until he kicks the bucket at this point. It's his legacy. He loves it more than his children. I may be exaggerating.
I'd pay for it if he stopped wanting to, if I'm honest.
|>>|| No. 412848
You could easily run .gs on a $5 VPS. If Purps decides to pack it in, we'll both need to chip in £1.85 a month.
|>>|| No. 412849
It seems unlikely to me that there'd be a channel of communication most people would quickly gravitate towards. Some, sure, but what of the people who couldn't tell you the address of an image board besides this and 4chan?
I think any transition would need to be orderly or the fracturing of an already small userbase would be fatal.
|>>|| No. 412850
I can't quite remember how I transitioned from my extremely brief period on Britchan to .gs. Was the latter advertised on the former?
|>>|| No. 412878
I'd still go the crowdfunding route. If just to prove a point that people are ready to spend money even on the most pointless things under the sun.
|>>|| No. 412898
I've reviewed your case and it appears to be a youtuber with a 100k views per video and every one of his update videos is just him saying he's not getting the hair cut.
if you are already 100k youtube viewers worth of famous and you still only get $4,000 for a kickstarter campaign then it hardly sets the bar very high for how much money you can fleece out of idiots via crowdfunding does it.
|>>|| No. 412953
I'm an avid angler, and I keep having dreams about some lake with crystal clear water which, in my dreams, is about a mile's walk from here deep in the woods, tucked away near an almost inaccessible clearing.
The lake abounds with large and easy to catch fish, and when I am there, I just feel like I am in heaven because it's so peaceful there. Just me and my fishing rods.
Sadly, that lake definitely does not exist. Sometimes when I have that dream, I try to get myself to remember which roads and footpaths I took while walking through the forest, but there is really no possibility that that lake exists. Shame, really.
|>>|| No. 412955
Here comes the part of the movie where you look up some old map of your area and find that lake did once exist nearby.
|>>|| No. 412956
Maybe I was murdered in that lake 200 years ago.
Or maybe I was a sorcerer who was drowned there during the Dark Ages, with the unwashed townspeople looking on and cheering.
I feel suddenly reminded of The Reincarnation of Peter Proud.
(this is the full movie; one of my all-time favourite B movie suspense thrillers).
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