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>> | No. 435367
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I've suddenly got two weeks off work, fucking class, and I was wondering what you two were doing and how we should celebrate? I'm not leaving the house. |
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My office let's me work from home all the time anyway so it's not a biggie for me. I actually miss my workplace, the lads there are fun and I can go to the gym at lunch. |
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Gardening, mostly. |
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I was thinking about getting to know the missus but I don't want to go through a divorce. Maybe I'll get in to origami instead. |
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I was thinking of playing a lot of computer games. |
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I'm going into work. Don't see why 0.005% of people having flu merits time off work. |
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I'm very unlikely to get any time off, they're happy enough to test hospital staff and get them back in if they're negative. |
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My new promotion starts on Monday but by the looks of things I'm going to have a few weeks properly off with pay. Here's hoping they forget about me but I end up staying on the payroll. |
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I'll be wanking from home, just need make sure that I don't get my own and work laptop mixed up when I do a search for 'arse pissing poz party'. |
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I'm still working for now but it won't last. My new job seems to still exist, which is nice, and it's looking like I'll be trained for two weeks from Monday then put on paid leave. I could potentially do some of the work from home but I'm not going to be suggesting that. It's entirely possible my industry will collapse, which is a shame as I've only been in it a year or so. The industry I was in before that is also fucked, so I'm probably just going to cash all my chips in and fuck off to the highlands like that other lad. |
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Well my missus is supposed to be starting home working next week, but by the sounds of things the investment firm she works from sounds dangerously, bordering on negligently incompetent. They're hoping to get everyone in the office working on their own personal computers at home by remote access. |
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It's my first day working from home and I'm eating a cornetto. It's too quiet. |
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Screenshot_20200318-141922_Photos.jpg Some of us are still on site at work. It's a ghost town. |
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Anyone have any tips on getting the lighting right during a video call? I've realised that what helps is having a light on behind your screen to give yourself a glow. |
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Screenshot_20200318_160652_com.android.chrome.jpg I guess working from home means I can sit and watch my door all day as my 'friendly local' Hermes courier doesn't deliver my parcel. |
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I work in events/backstage live music industry and have basically lost work indefinitely and it's pretty scary. Everything from small gigs to bigger festivals canceled. The line-up for Isolationfest 2020 seems ok though. I hear "Sat On The Couch" and "Doing Fuck All" both have a wicked set to play. |
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fuck you pay me.jpg Is anyone else getting a million emails from random companies giving you their 'Coronavirus updates'? |
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Lads, how do I have sex now that everything has gone into lockdown? Is this an excuse to get acquainted with the neighbours? I've read that we're being encouraged to video chat in dating apps but that's bad enough with work. |
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What's a good 'talky' radio station? I usually listen to Radio 2 or 6 Music in the car but at home it feels like sensory overload and is just giving me a headache. |
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It turns out I'm most productive listening to Kisstory and 'old skool cool' music I don't actually want to listen to because then I can zone out and focus on what I'm meant to be doing. |
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It's going pretty well. I've had enough free time to paint: |
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My neighbour is vacuuming his house even more than he does usually. |
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I thought there'd be an uptick in posts here now. Are you all out for your daily session of government mandated exercise or are you all painting the spare room that you promised you'd do six months ago? |
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I've just driven to the shops. I quite liked the slight edge and feeling of lawlessness out there, even if it was all in my head. Cars speeding around corners because the roads were so quiet there'd be nobody at the junction to crash into them. People crossing the roads without even bothering to look. This is a feeling I usually get when I'm driving at 3am; this isn't a driving around during the daytime feeling, particularly at rush hour. |
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blue-Thunder_0-700x300.jpg Apache gunships flew low over town earlier, me I'm not worrying until I see this bad boy cruising around |
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Blue-Thunder-Roy-Scheider-1.jpg >>435617 |
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It'd be pretty cool to have a decently ranged, camera'ed drone right now. |
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ET-pmnLUcAEPYt9.jpg >>435637 |
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Incredibly the Big Bag Of Rice I have on Amazon subscription every two months is going to show up as usual on Friday. |
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It's quite satisfying to see that my car windscreen has frosted over, safe in the knowledge that I don't have to drive this morning. |
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What's the best rice to buy? My Asian friend suggested Tilda but as far as I'm aware his wife does all the cooking so I don't know whether to trust his expertise, i.e. he's a currymuncher. |
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Is everyone getting more political about this or is it just my bubble? |
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980x.jpg >>435679 |
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Still at work for now, but managed to find a nice sun-lounger in Sainsburys in case we get knocked up to the next TEACON level. |
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A new horse turned up yesterday, and the pony in the next stable is completely smitten with her, It's like prisoner cell block H, but with more pissing, whinnying and squealing. |
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>>435690 They're both girls. It'll be interesting to see what happens when we turn them out this morning. |
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Colin Furze has really taken shed enthusiasm to the next level. Might be too late now to start building a corona bunker, but oh well. |
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>>435797 Got anything that can do range detection? Ultrasound, ToF, even a camera? Build something that shouts (or prints in big cheery letters) 'fuck off' at anything that comes within 2m. |
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>>435805 Here's a 12V air pump that will probably do the job nicely: |
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spec sheet.jpg >>435809 |
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>your lungs tolerate a positive pressure of around 1.4 psi above your ambient air pressure before they will rupture |
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>What are you doing with your recently found time off? |
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Honestly I find it shocking how few blokes will let a woman do anything to their arse. Give it a try lads, once you're over the "ooh, it feels like I need a poo" phase it's really very pleasant and intensifies your orgasms a great deal. When they call the prostate the male g-spot they're not joking. |
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I just find it awkward the angle she has to reach around while you're still trying to be doing things and then there's the poop smell and post-coital dirty finger. If she wants to stimulate my prostate she can buy me a buttplug, otherwise it's just too much hassle. |
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I like it up the arse but in the real world, it's a bit too much of a faff. If you really wanted a protate orgasm out of it you have to plan for it, poo wise. And nothing ruins the spontaneous of a randy finger up the arse than having douched for it 45 minutes earlier, and the alternative (no prep and hoping for the best) is no better. For me it only works in the context of a BDSM relationship where this sort of thing is part of the foreplay, or even the lifestyle in extreme cases. |
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MV5BMWVlY2JkNWQtZmNlMi00Yjg4LTg3NDYtMGZiNjVlNjNl.jpg >>435892 |
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I've been bummed loads of times, never done any special any the the other person has never had shit on their dick. |
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Wait till you get to jail lads. Your 'prison pocket' will be the best thing you'll ever own in the chokey. |
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86.jpg >>435900 |
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$_57[1].jpg >>435901 |
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b1893adc7c4ead5fd5c703b6a8c9ad3a_original.jpg >>435904 |
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I've figured out what to do as an Arduino project from my parts bin to kill lockdown boredom. And that is a coronavirus case counter. |
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>>435915 Seems like you should do the maths and build a PLL that triggers a 'bong' at the death rate, as best you can. That would be quite depressing. |
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Today I'm spending my quarantine with a big buttplug up my arse having a drawn out wank over variously depraved furry porn. |
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IMG_7007.jpg How do I end up spending £40 here to qualify for free delivery? I don't think I could manage over 250 packets of fish and chips. |
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mylittleponyegg.jpg >>435928 |
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Preferably some nice organic ones. |
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Tom Allen is really losing it. |
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article-8191265-26874950-204_636x382.jpg Apparently growing your own tomatoes during lockdown is a sign of being a middle ass ponce. |
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http___com.ft.imagepublish.upp-prod-us.s3.amazonaw.jpg >>435972 |
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At least it's a bank holiday on Friday. |
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Now is the time to work on that Jaguar restoration you've been putting off, lads. |
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I bought Marmite peanut butter on some sort of mad whim and it's fucking amazing with chilli jam. |
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I went out on my bike for the first time in a while and now I feel like someone's kicked me in the gooch. Felt much better for stretching the legs, though. |
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Will I ever make a packet of chocolate hobnobs last more than two days? |
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All I have been doing is uni work, masturbating and playing videogames. I'm quite surprised by how unguilty I feel about this really. |
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>>435996 It's not helped by people having kids at home, which you'd imagine wouldn't be the case long-term. |
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only anomaly I've noticed is my Facebook Friend Suggestions is going a bit nuts. guessing it's people (all girls) bored out of their skulls trawling social media. |
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Someone has posted about the work's break room coffee machines, and how they miss paying 25p for a shit coffee, and everyone has been posting the order number they like. I'd never have imagined missing that fucking machine, that made every drink taste a bit like bovril, or the banal, daily discussions on which is the best thing to order - 34, coffee with milk and extra sugar, "sort of tastes like a latte", 44, the mocha, but only get it from the left machine because the right hand one makes it too bitter. Someone has commented on how I'm the only person they've ever seen dare try the soup from it. |
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DqOK3lQX0AE6ve_.jpg_large.jpg >>436006 |
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betting.jpg Online bookmakers seem to be getting a little desperate due to the lack of sport at the moment, I can't wait for what they're calling one of the BIGGEST DAYS ON THE FOOTBALL CALENDAR, the BELARUSIAN CUP SEMI FINALS. Who will triumph in the clash of the titans between Shakytor Soligorsk and Dynamo Brest? I'm pissing my pants in anticipation, I'm telling you. |
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>>436006 Since (I assume) you're not a bonobo with unusually good typing skills, how about abstaining for a few weeks? It'll probably not kill you. |
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Bit of a tangent, but on the topic of substitute sporting entertainment, this made me laugh: |
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I should have bought weights whilst I had the opportunity to. Now they're all either out of stock or inflated in price. |
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Rozzers.jpg The rozzers are more interested in your shopping trolley anyway. |
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Going without sex? Being completely isolated? |
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3007.jpg https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2020/apr/08/how-are-you-celebrating-easter-in-lockdown-coronavirus |
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Fuck it, i'm going swimming tomorrow. It's exercise and i spend the vast majority of my time alone anyway. |
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I was planning on working today but they've decided to scrap overtime for the foreseeable future so now I'm just laid in the same pair of pants I've had on since Tuesday trying to muster up the energy to go for a shower. |
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It doesn't feel like Easter. |
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Did Jesus commit suicide after he was resurrected? He seemed to nope out of there pretty fast after coming back to life. |
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Ever since lockdown began I've been farting a lot less and the ones I'm doing are far less pungent. |
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I think I have been overwatering some of my chili plants. They have started losing a few leaves at the bottom. |
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They've just had Fearne Cotton followed by Scott Mills on Radio 2. I'm not sure about this. |
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The great egg harvest is upon us just as I had anticipated. Small Maltesers eggs with a chocolate are 75p, big ones with 3 chocolate bars are around a pound less but I expect the price will tumble as the days go on. |
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Untitled.png Please send help. Or more hard drive space. Also tissues. |
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28_days_later_2002.jpg I desperately need to go grocery shopping. Tonight's dinner is fried onions with tomato puree and rice, and a dash of parmesan cheese. My mum always says a good housewife can whip up dinner with the last edible bits from the back of the cupboard, but this is now kind of pushing it. |
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I'm guessing it's a pauper thing, but quite a few people I know seem fixated with trying to recreate McDonald's meals at home. |
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IMG_20200415_213030.jpg Check out how much cum I've saved up. It smells like cider that's gone off. |
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When lockdown ends they should let me start every day at 8am, take half an hour for lunch and leave at 3:30pm. |
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I've been struggling a bit the past couple of days - I think it was Easter that threw me off balance a bit, so that coming back to "work" this week just feels odd. |
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My girlfriend has suddenly got very clingy and needy over the past day or so. We are getting on better and having more sex but yesterday she wouldn't leave me alone when I was trying to work and I need my own space now and then to unwind. |
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Looks like we'll be stuck in Blighty this year altogether. I was tentatively beginning to look at hotels in Sardinia because that's a really nice place to go on a summer holiday, I went there with my parents as a weelad. |
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94241334_3136597186358928_4037059152734846976_o.jpg I actually laughed out loud over this. It's awful. |
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It's quite nice when it gets to half 12 and you can think "just over two hours and I've finished work for the day." I could get used to this. |
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What gets me a little bit about the lockdown is that you're not allowed to go fishing, which is one of my favourite hobbies. It isn't expressly mentioned in the lockdown rules, but apparently people have been fined who went out to fish, and some local councils are really on the ball. |
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I think I'm going to give up on the news for a bit. It's all the same thing or bollocks like the Graun having opinion pieces about the lack of females in the University Challenge final. Let me know if I miss anything important, lads. |
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I'm friends with an entirely insignificant pub singer who scrapes by on the hundred quid he makes a night giving questionable renditions of anything from the Boomtown Rats to Ed Sheeran and Fairground Attraction. He's invited me via zoom to a "special live performance with guests" tomorrow night. I was too polite to turn down his invitation, so now I'll be stuck watching and listening to cover versions that shouldn't be attempted, sung by people with sketchy talent. |
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Does this count as the weekend/weekend/day thread? Anyway I've just had pasta with garlic, chilli flakes, rocket and cheese. It was lovely. |
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So the "special live performance" was a bit of a letdown, as expected. There were about 15 of us at the peak, but the sound quality was somewhat mediocre, there were frequent dropouts and stretches where it sounded like your worst mid-2000s feature phone video clip. |
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Do we have a nationwide surplus of sugar? It seems that loads of shops are trying to sell it very cheaply in multibuy offers at the minute. |
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Started feeling a bit too cooped up, ordered a load of weed and then ended up getting a fair bit of LSD and some cheeky shrooms. It's great and I'm off my tits but this feels like a massive big slippery slope and I may need therapy when this is all over. |
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I say all of this shopping thing is the perfect excuse to ditch pre-sized packaging and move, wherever possible, to a pick-and-mix style model. |
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hcmp1292_172747.jpg >>436399 |
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My confidence is shot because I'm too thick to obtain drugs. |
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I got some speed planning to have a really big wank but just ended up doing housework instead. That's fine. |
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On my daily government approved walks I've started noticing loads of people skateboarding, so I decided to order myself a cruiser board and start skateboarding again. I never wanted to faff about with tricks but I always wanted to be able to ollie off some stairs or up a kerb. |
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nataspanther.jpg >>436446 |
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Piers and PJW had a bit of a cunt-off this morning and the latter went on an epic teary. |
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Annotation 2020-04-26 220147.png They're definitely trying to tell us something. |
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I think the novely of being at home all the time is wearing off. |
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Have been occupying myself with fixing up the car while I don't need it for work, though I'm finding myself wanting to spend more and more money on it. It's a BMW Mini so nothing too insane, but I've spent the last two days wrestling with what wheels to get for it to replace the battered and very heavy stock alloys. |
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20200428_161015.jpg >>436500 |
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70h99l30_400x400.jpg I've gained nearly ten pounds since the start of lockdown. I should really start doing that one unit of physical exercise a day. |
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I'm in the middle of three hours of meetings. I've spent the entire time with my camera off and mic muted doing exercises. All meetings should be like this. |
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436565
I was just typing up my shoes for a nice walk and the sky's gone almost black with clouds practically in an instant, real end of days shit. It's nice to look at, but the dogs can do one now. |
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I'm tired of being celibate, have people started using dating apps for bonking yet? |
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Spent most of tonight aimlessly watching old Mitchell and Webb bits on youtube. |
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I was planning on remortgaging this year, which should save around £100 per month. My existing mortgage is with Nationwide but when I've approached them they'll only let me borrow up to 2.5 times salary, which isn't enough for what I need. I'm assuming this is because of coronavirus potentially fucking the market up because I'm earning more than when I took the mortgage out and this would make it even more affordable. |
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I've become a sideways computer guy. I can see right inside it; looks ace. I'm disgusted. At least now I can use more of my desk and plug stuff into the back of it. |
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>>436602 It sits in a soundproof rack in the next room, with (long) cables to my desk. |
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thehomer.gif >>436604 |
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I feel like we're back in the 90s. |
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>>436608 Technically, it's in a corridor. Since it's mostly running VMs that I can access from anywhere, there's no real need for it to be next to me, so it isn't. And yes, it's an unreasonable machine - I've mentioned it before, 4U, 40 cores, 512G RAM, etc. It idles at ok-but-noticeable but at full throttle it's unpleasant, and I don't want all that heat in my office. |
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I spent a lot of money making my first DAW PC silent, and rack mount, it was a nightmare as it was a sealed case with fucking sound padding so the thing was running so hot all the time and you could still hear a whine from the PSU. Now with there being so many gaming focused cases and fans and such, I find that a relatively large tower with massive airflow and big fans that can run at low rpm, I just don't need to worry. I can run my CPU coolers two 140mm fans and maybe one of the eight case fans all at 800rpm and I can't hear them unless I have a high gain mic pointed right at it - and even then since they're identical fans at identical speeds, a very tight notch filter removes the problem with zero impact on the sound. |
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I've found it increasingly common that I won't be arsed to do anything during the day and catch up in the evening when I'm much more productive. Is anyone else having this? I don't mind it so much if only I could actually have the workday off. |
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Please stand for the new national anthem: |
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After weeks of lockdown lie-ins, I have naturally reverted to getting up at normal time for going to work, without an alarm clock. |
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tara.png Just wanted to explore the knowledge and histories of Ancient Eire and I get this filth. Horrible, just horrible. |
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The neighbour facing my window keeps doing aerobics in her pants with the curtains open. It's a bit weird making a cup of tea when, in the corner of your eye, someone is doing pelvic thrusts at you. Very troublesome indeed. |
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As of today there are roadworks on my road. All day long multiple cars have driven up and have had to do a u-turn. Optimistically, I thought that they must have not made it clear enough. I was wrong, these people have driven around 3 signs telling them that the road ahead is closed. |
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When I was younger I was walking home from college and I heard a tapping at someone's window. I turned around and it was three lasses, probably about the age of 15, with their tops pulled up pushing their bras against the window and smiling. I'd probably get locked up these days for looking and giving them a thumbs up back. |
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So uh .. I think my neighbour was just peeking through my window while I was wanking. Time to put some pants on and buy a curtain rail, I think. |
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A friend just told me that he had a family holiday booked with TUI for early August, and they've just informed him that there is about a 50 percent chance that that holiday will not happen. He was going to go to a four-star hotel on the Turkish Riviera. They said both flight schedules and the hotel's availability this summer are looking sketchy. |
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I genuinely can't remember the last time I wore socks. |
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They keyworker trying to sleep off a night shift in my spare room can't, thanks to neighbours blasting out "patriotic" music on both sides of the street. |
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>>436758 Are you saying that Italian men are particularly sexually repressed? |
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Because it's ARE VE DAY, the idea of "lockdown" and social distancing seems to have buggered right off. Whole family get togethers in the street, kids playing together etc. |
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Socialising with strangers on VE Day would be a lot nicer if after an ninety minutes or so I could say "lovely speaking to you, I'm going now" and not feel like a bastard. Instead it's all or nothing. The people up the road have been out since about ten this morning, just say on their drive; insanity. |
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Technically I think my street's street party is still going on, but it's just one bloke sat in a deck chair smoking in the pitch black dark now. |
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linehan.jpg >>436782 |
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it.jpg >>436782 |
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I hate the term TERF because I feel like it has evolved in a way that the R is misused. It obviously stands for radical, but radical in this context has nothing to do with being trans exclusionary,that isn't the radical part, it means they belong to radical fishing movement, but we don't use the term radical to refer to radical fisherpersons anymore (RF being fishing that belives in all encoupasing systermatic processes, like the patriachy and intersectionality). |
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I just went to Homebase just to get an O ring for the ballcock mechanism in my toilet's cistern. The water inside it kept running in an audible trickle for the last few nights, which drove me absolutely nuts. The toilet itself has a shutoff valve, but just try and get the energy to get back out of bed at 2am when you realise the fucking thing is running. |
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There's hordes of people out on the streets and in the parks again and it feels like the lockdown is pretty much over. It was nice while it lasted. |
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ballcock-oring.jpg >>436808 |
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We are at that point in the lockdown where everyone just wants to have a cunt-off. Maybe it's the turn in the weather that has caused it. |
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Untitled.png >>436840 |
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Even as an adult man I can't imagine going into a Games Workshop (are they even called that now?). It very much feels like a place for lads between the ages of 13-18 and no one else. |
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I'm not saying that lockdown is getting to me, but I just had a little cry about the demise of Irish porter. |
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>>436871 |
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Working from home is great until you actually have a busy workload. I don't much fancy this if it's the future of work. |
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I'm in my shorts, eating a Mug Shot pasta. This is living. |
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>>436873 |
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Just found out Ian Hislop's not even 60. Christ alive, eat your greens lads. |
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Dara_Ó_Briain_2011_BAFTAs.jpg >>436884 |
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ARE KONNIE is doing loads of lockdown videos for kids. The angle of the camera makes me feel like I'm four feet tall. I like it, but I'm not sure I'm allowed to like it. |
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>>436927 |
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There's an American politician called "Don John Bacon" and I thought you ought to know. |
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dickpound.jpg >>436942 |
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BEIjaSgCIAEtl8f.jpg >>436945 |
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20200515_112727.jpg >>436960 |
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I seem to have spent most of my lockdown waiting for long-overdue parcels. |
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EYFmNxUWsAAnb7-.png Glinner and the SURF lot are having a field day after the Lib Dem report on their general election campaign found that Jo Swinson's popularity with women fell significantly as time went on, which they're pinning on her pro-trans comments. |
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I just ordered a reclining chair, for the sole purpose of enjoying VR pornography in optimum comfort. |
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david-davis.jpg >>437010 |
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The class divide amongst my friends is firmly delineated by either pictures of sourdough bread or pictures of hot tubs. |
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3333451785_2a135c2c34_o-1260x708.jpg >>437030 |
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>>437032 |
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Why does everyone own their own lawn mower? Wouldn't it make far more sense if there was, say, one mower per set of houses they clubbed together for and shared. The same goes for other items too. |
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>>437043 You're that cunt who always breaks shared / borrowed things, aren't you. |
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spicerack.jpg >>437065 |
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jpfifhhy.jpg >>437076 |
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>>436592 here again. |
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I've gained about a stone since the lockdown started. Fuck. |
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>>437147 |
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I wish I was a Roman Emperor so I could have cocked up just the once and been stabbed to death, instead of over and over again with no end in sight. |
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>>437147 |
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I've stayed at exactly the same weight but have been doing weights and now fit comfortably into some shirts that were getting decidedly tight. Is this plausible? I have kept up my daily routine of walking for >1 hour and don't otherwise feel that different. |
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57603-men-s-health-south-africa-digital-Cover-2018.jpg >>437159 |
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Do you think now, or rather in the near future, would be a good time to go back tertiary education? I'm thinking they'll be even more desperate than usual to let any moron who can hold a pencil get a degree. |
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I started lifting at the start of lockdown. Was rake thin, very happy with the results so far. My food policy has been eat as much "quality" food as I want. It's basically too loose, and I've gained a bit of "belt" fat (stomach, sides). |
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>>437180 |
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mert.jpg My chillies are looking healthy but don't seem to be growing much. There'll have to be a sudden growth-spurt if they're to reach 5 ft this year. |
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Capture.png A colleague of mine started these chillies much later than mine, they're extremely tall but look to have about the same number of leaves. I hope and suspect that this means mine are doing better. The leaves on mine are a more rich colour too. Anyone know if I'm off the mark here? |
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>A year of working from home: Home Office's post-coronavirus lockdown plan revealed |
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437204
Really want a ham sandwich. I'll have water instead. |
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I had both. |
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>>437205 |
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437207
My sinuses are all awry; wish I could put my head in a centrifuge and then pull out all the wrongness in one go. |
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437209
I need to go grocery shopping. I've been filling up on jammie dodgers tonight, they're almost literally the last edible thing in my kitchen. |
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437210
How much do paupers love fizzy drinks? I've been on one of my trips to Farmfoods and I know they've always got mountains of it by the entrance but today was the first time I noticed I was the only person without at least two trays of 24 cans in my trolley; on reflection I think this isn't the only occasion this has happened. There were scenes of jubilation as more Tango was brought out from the back. There were women barely able to walk because they were carrying so many trays of fizzy drinks home with them. They couldn't get enough of it. |
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>>437210 |
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I think what I'm missing most is charity shops and browsing second-hand books. |
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>>437215 |
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437220
Watching The World Is Not Enough on ITV. |
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>>437220 |
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I've said it before, but I'll say it again, but film four in the middle of the night is the best way to experience cinema. Complete shit? Hidden gem? Utter nonsense? Who can say, but no ALGORITHM is going to tell me what to watch and I like that. Not even my own brain algorithms get a say; even better. |
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Timothy Dalton. |
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I feel very bemused by the whole thing now. Like, is this it? Is this how we live from now on? I'm not sure I trust enough people to start mixing with society anytime soon. |
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437246
I've been for a walk in the woods today. On the positive side, there were lots of women looking fine in their hot weather attire. On the negative side, there were far too many cyclist twats about. |
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>>437246 |
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AWACS EUFI.png AWACS plane doing circles, Eurofighters playing with the targeting planes again and a refuelling jet waiting out in the North Sea. |
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>>437250 |
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437252
GREGGS TO REOPEN 800 SHOPS |
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20200526_132911.jpg There's a couple of corners of my garden that I just ignore in the hope they'll go away, but I suppose I really should do something about it. |
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>>437255 |
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Hedgehog-Flowers-Meadow-Field.jpg.653x0_q80_crop-s.jpg >>437255 |
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20200526_132954.jpg >>437256>>437257 |
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437262
I'm listening to a market update webinar and there's some posho kid talking about "negative intewest wates". Kill me now. |
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100738235_143154037290714_2311985628490760192_o.jpg >>437250 |
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100830690_1167436866933990_3987850050272231424_n.jpg >>437270 |
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100788354_10216154876816695_8586335503895232512_o.jpg >>437273 |
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437278
I swear I just heard a bird mimic the sound my dishwasher makes when it starts up. |
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>>437278 |
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437280
My neighbours are having a massive piss-up in the garden. They've got until 11pm and then they're getting grassed up. Maybe half ten if they keep getting louder. |
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Untitled.png It might just be lockdown hysteria, but this comment made me laugh so hard that a little bit of wee came out. |
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>>437292 |
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>>437296 |
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verified.jpg >>437296 |
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socialism-hungry-together.jpg >>437300 |
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437336
The markets are allowed to re-open and I for one am delighted. I've been waiting months for the chance to buy two metres of elasticated bandage, ten gas lighters, some jarg aftershave and a stolen BMX. |
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>>437328 |
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>>437342 |
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6ab.jpg >>437346 |
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437348
So is everyone just giving up on this whole lockdown business now? |
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>>437348 |
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>>437349 |
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437352
I really can't be arsed today. It doesn't help that I'm drudging through admin tasks I've been putting off that have now built up and someone nearby seems to have been mowing the lawn continually for several hours now. |
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437353
It's too fuckin' hot. |
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437355
Making zeppoles. |
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437356
Not bad. |
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>>437353 |
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>>437357 |
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>>437347 |
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437361
I guess it's a sign that things are almost back to normal, I've finally been able to order more weights. |
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>>437361 |
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>>437359 |
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437364
Just found my half sister has an onlyfans. A fiver is pretty reasonable. |
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Rosie-Jones-Her-Favorite-Topless-Babes-3.jpg >>437364 |
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kriss-akabusi-tells-you-how-to-deal-with-losing-yo.jpg >>437375 |
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>>437376 |
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>>437363 |
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437382
>>437361 here again. |
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>>437379 |
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437384
Is it too late in the game to become a serious Covid-19 enthusiast? |
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437389
Are you lads going to be tedious bickering cunts all weekend? It'd be nice to have a heads up because it's going to be a bit of a washout. |
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Untitled.png >>437393 |
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unnamed.jpg >>437390 |
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Lesbians love Cate Blanchett, but she's actually incredibly heterosexual, which must properly gutting. |
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>>437396 |
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>>437395 |
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437399
My moms made me a mask to wear to the shops. |
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>>437395 |
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437406
Are the shops opening earlier on a Sunday or just closing later? I need some milk. |
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>>437402 |
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437421
I don't mean to come over all Sesame Street, but everyone's an individual, yeah. |
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>>437419 |
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>>437419 |
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437424
Female flatmate keeps making fun for all the ferments going on in the shed. Don't think she has any hobbies. |
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>>437424 |
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437427
It has made me get up a lot earlier. Even on Monday mornings. |
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437428
Well, I'm 30 soon, so I've bought a new guitar. It's a proper American Telecaster and it's quite wonderful. |
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>>437428 |
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437438
unremarkable image of a freezer.png Where can I order a reasonably priced "under counter" freezer? I was looking at this on Argos as it's just £100 but they won't deliver to me and everywhere else starts at more than twice the price. |
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437439
I'm also fine with a chest freezer, it's more the dimensions that I care about. |
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maxresdefault.jpg >>437443 |
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>>437444 |
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437447
Found one, cheers. |
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437448
I want us all to be happy and move on from all this. Have something new to talk and think about. How did we end up here? |
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I've just been for a walk into town. An old man approached me, presumably because we were both in shorts, to bemoan the fact it was 26° out and all of the womenfolk were wearing trousers instead of skirts and shorts. I wasn't really sure where to go with that. |
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218200489.jpg >>437456 |
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>>437460 |
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gettyimages-1173061667-2048x2048.jpg.9ba7110f4c6d2.jpg >>437461 |
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EScAaAOXsAE_aZs.png As it turns out there's a Mistress Patel twitter account. No word on if she runs it. |
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>>437468 |
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Picked up a click and collect order from Asda. It turns out if you reject the substitutions they give you them for free because they won't accept them back once they've brought them out to you due to coronavirus. |
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>>437470 |
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1_Rachel-Riley-on-Countdown.jpg >>437472 |
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>>437473 |
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Trying to work out if Mike Jeavon's wife would be a good shag or not. Could go either way, either she just lies there or is full on domme. |
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>>437475 |
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437480
I'm experimenting with replacing butter with hummus. Sandwich seems okay. |
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437484
But that's pretty much all they ever do anyway. I've been teaching myself music theory, I've been a "musician" for more than ten years and got on fine without it, but when you've got the time on your hands, why not? It's been incredibly gratifying, and the best part is that it's not really learning something new, so I'm not struggling to get my head around anything like I would be if I'd suddenly decided to learn Norwegian or something. I already know a lot of it in my own weird nameless way, because it's the sort of stuff you just suss out over the years but don't know the words to describe- But actually comprehending the rules behind it all and the terminology you hear thrown about a lot is like jumping from 2D to 3D. Suddenly the possibilities look endless before you. |
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https://www.aplaceinthesun.com/property/details/ap2519278/san-siro-ref-4561 |
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The air hostess I'm talking to at the minute looks exactly like Tiffany Trump. Not sure how I feel about that but lockdown fanny is lockdown fanny innit |
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437527
Now that I think about it, I definitely need a shag. I watch a lot of youtube, but these days I spend half the video thinking about what it would be like to shag the youtuber if it's a woman, or the youtuber's wife or girlfriend. The plainer the better, too, as if I'm going to bump into them in the queue at Asda. |
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437528
Struggling to find the reset button for the past five years; concern growing. |
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>>437528 |
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mae.png >>437538 |
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>>437527 |
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Sahara Knite off of Game of Thrones will wank you off for fifty quid. |
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>>437616 |
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>>437620 |
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>>437627 |
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437631
The part I find unbelievable about it is that personally, I'd never be able to recognise a porn actress from any other random bimbo, without seeing her fanny. |
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>>437631 |
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Longest day, lads. Can't wait for the Sun to fuck off. |
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>>437644 |
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1519247372-delish-pigs-in-a-blanket.jpg >>437648 |
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Singular "they" not being a thing is so contrived. Only Queens English ponces cared about it before 2017. |
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NM.png Natalie Mars's penis is pretty unique. I used to quite like her but these days I'm not so sure. Daisy Taylor on the other hand is absolutely gorgeous. |
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>>437695 |
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8fea52eccefc4f1ca38db11234e8e6e4_3a31cf5d_1280.jpg >>437697 |
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>>437695 |
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>>437699 |
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Male-Reproductive-Tract.jpg >>437699 |
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>>437700 |
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>>437697 |
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>>437706 |
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437708
I don't understand the point of the 'make an offer' function on eBay. Item listed for £15 so I make an offer of £14 that is automatically rejected, which isn't the first time something like this has happened. |
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437709
>>437708 it's the default option and sometimes linked to lower listing costs / offers. Don't take it personally. |
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>>437707 |
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437711
Joel Schumacher is now the celebrity death that has effected me most because I'm so chuffed about it. |
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437712
A friend who is an NHS consultant told me he had a patient today who is pregnant again, after a stillbirth earlier this year. She has gone off cigarettes and booze now, "to make sure it doesn't happen again". |
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437713
I know it's been a mind-fuck of a year but how did I not know that the Jay and Silent Bob Reboot film had been released? Fucks sake. |
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437715
Just made eye contact with the wee boy across the street as we both looked out of our windows at a passing police chopper, weird feeling. I am 25. |
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>>437713 |
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>>437716 |
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437718
Fucking hell, I've ended up so far behind at work because I keep opening my personal laptop to listen to music. Shamefully behind and didn't say anything sooner like an adult would. It feels like I'm back at university again. |
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>>437716 |
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>>437719 |
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437721
I think I might get back into shooting. I have to assume at least one of you lads has some current experience with air guns, anything fun in the last six or seven years? |
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>>437721 |
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>>437718 |
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437724
How the fuck is the local rag and bone man still in business. Jesus Christ just die already. |
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>>437724 |
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437735
SIG-MCX-Rifle.jpg >>437722 |
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>>437735 |
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437739
Crumpets? Best microwaved. |
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437742
I've just found out that horse semen isn't generally frozen, when you call up to say your lady horse is ready, someone nips out, wanks him off into a bucket and couriers it over. |
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105642684_3020224494751754_5162809046668445323_n.jpg #LAD. |
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Had my first McDonald's since they reopened. It smelled extremely beefy. |
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EbV_yQxXYAM6bjP.jpg Leeds have been playing their games with a cardboard cutout of Bin Laden in their ground. |
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>>437770 |
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EZV5WYkVcAEFYgo.jpg >>437771 |
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>>437771 |
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437777
I thought rewatching Breaking Bad would be a waste of time, but so much has slipped my mind it's actually very enjoyable. One overriding thing I'd forgotten is how bloody horrible it all was, e.g. I'd forgotten or failed to appriciate the first time around that more or less everything Walt says to his entire family is a complete lie, and then all the drug use too. For some reason I remembered it being more of a laugh than it really is. |
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>>437773 |
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7621-05-585_329.jpg >>437778 |
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>>437773>>437770 |
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>>437777 |
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leeds.jpg >>437779 |
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437795
All that matters is that City will climb from the relegation spots and Leeds are going to bottle it again. |
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>>437795 |
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UK Ethnic Groups.png >>437800 |
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>>437801 |
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>>437802 |
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437804
Tried to access my online banking tonight but the passcode never came through to my phone. I'm probably fucked, yeah? |
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Jimll.jpg >>437796 |
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>>437802 |
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437811
So apparently the govt. are removing the right to trial by jury? Because of covid causing the backlog of cases to go from 39,000 to 41,000, despite having been over 50,000 in 2014 when we didn't have covid? |
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437812
We've had three days of hot summer goodness, now for the three+ weeks of shite overcast gloom. |
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>>437811 |
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437814
I haven't done jury service but my mate has. In what was essentially a 'he said, she said' case, domestic abuse, he sent the guy down primarily because he 'looked like a criminal.' |
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>>437811 |
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437820
As of tomorrow every PC peripheral I own will have some kind of lighting effect. *Johnny Cash voice* ... what have I become... |
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>>437819 |
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>>437820>>437822 |
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pc.jpg >>437822 |
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>>437826 |
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006.jpg >>437826 |
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>>437829 |
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437831
Oh never mind I just noticed the timestamp. |
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>>437829 |
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>>437825 |
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20200602_123105 combined.jpg >>437832 |
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>>437840 |
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437851
Oh, One Show. |
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>>437840 |
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>>437858 |
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437863
I've recently started sprouting long and pale eyebrow hairs. I suppose at some point my ears will follow suit. Is this what will define my thirties; additional body hair? |
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437864
>>437863 |
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>>437863 |
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437882
I'm eyeing up a new guitar, but I feel like I shouldn't be splurging on an indulgence at a time like this. Intellectually I know it's good for the economy to be spending, but I have an instinctive sense that thrift is a virtue in hard times. I wonder if this mindset will stifle our post-COVID economic recovery, or if everyone will just forget about it and max out their credit cards. |
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>>437882 |
>> | No. 437928
437928
My back is killing me, but i'm quite pleased with myself for replacing my computers PCU - a power surge fried my old one before flipping all the fuses in my house. |
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437929
>>437928 |
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437930
First ripe tomatoes and tomatilloes of the year. Pretty tasty. |
>> | No. 437931
437931
Think I'm definitely going to do my PPL now. Maybe by next year. |
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437932
shapes.png >>437929 |
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437933
I finished painting the inside of my parents' garage this weekend. Took me three fucking days to paint over nigh on 40 years worth of scuffs and grime from top to bottom. Some areas needed three or even four layers of white paint, despite scrubbing them with plenty of bleach beforehand. But now it's all in a pristine bright white, and probably looks better than the day my parents moved in. |
>> | No. 437940
437940
Do you think if I built a PC in a Tropicana carton anyone would buy it? |
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>>437940 |
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>>437945 |
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30945790-8538465-The_crowd_at_the_Keep_Britain_Fre.jpg Antimaskers are weird. Think we need to start doing Venn diagrams to see what else they overlap with. |
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>>437989 |
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30943392-8538465-Demonstrators_raised_signs_readin.jpg >>437990 |
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>>437992 |
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>>437992 |
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437999
I've just been to my first charity shop visit since lockdown, which involved queuing to go in and having to use hand sanitiser once inside. I was planning to spend some time perusing the books, hopeful that they'd have a lot in if there's been a deluge of donations over the past few months, but the shelves were at most one-eighth full; the woman working there said someone went in and cleaned them out this morning, which isn't entirely surprising given that they sell books 4 for £1. They'd thoughtfully left six copies of Fifty Shades of Grey on the shelves but there wasn't anything that caught my interest. |
>> | No. 438002
438002
I've gone up two suit sizes since last autumn. I blame much of it on my physical inactivity since the start of the pandemic. |
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>>437999 |
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>>438003 |
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>>438008 |
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>>438007 |
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>>438017 |
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438044
Why is buttered toast so perfect? It seems that not matter what you add it is never quite as nice as the basic soft toasty bread slathered in melted butter. |
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>>438044 |
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>>438044 |
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>>438050 |
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438053
You lads have inspired me to have beans on toast for dinner. |
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>>438053 |
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>>438053 |
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>>438050 |
>> | No. 438061
438061
I think being single and furloughed for so long has fundamentally ruined me. I heard something on the radio that reminded me about a pornstar I hadn't thought of in a while and thought to myself in glee "ooh I'll have a good wank to her after tea" as if that was the only thing I had to look forward to in my day. |
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187.jpg >>438059 |
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>>438062 |
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abandoned-hotels-from-the-riverside1.jpg >>438063 |
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438120
aldi-traffic-light-system-2.jpg I've spent most of the past four months barefoot, so now whenever I wear socks my feet feel really restricted and uncomfortable. |
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>>438120 |
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>>438122 |
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aG9wrL5_460s.jpg >>438125 |
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>>438125 |
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>>438135 |
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Fucking chuggers at the door. |
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>>438141 |
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>>438298 |
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>>438304 |
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map-of-Global-Lactose-Intolerance.png >>438305 |
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>>438306 |
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>>438306 |
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>>438313 |
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>>438319 |
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Frequency-of-lactase-persistence-in-Africa-and-Eur.png >>438317 |
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>>438320 |
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>>438331 |
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>>438327 |
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mohel.jpg >>438331 |
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>>438369 |
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>>438370 |
>> | No. 438385
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Soylent Green.png Yeah, yeah, this seems about right. |
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