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>> | No. 437732
437732
What are your favourite memories? |
>> | No. 437733
437733
The time I was snogging and rubbing my first girlfriend's fanny through her jeans listening to Metallica. It was a bad MP3 of Master of Puppets that cut off half way through. She was soaking wet and had a damp patch in the denim. My best mate was at the other side of the room getting off with this other bird. I was fifteen. |
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>>437732 |
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>>437733 |
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437738
Fuck off they're mine. |
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437740
>>437733 |
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>>437732 |
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437743
It's pretty pathetic but one night in August 2013 was particularly good. Just moved into a new student house, just bought a PS3, stayed up all night playing Yakuza 3, drinking beer and smoking rollies. I didn't really have friends, but that night was so enjoyable I didn't need any. |
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437746
Spending all day shooting shotguns and rifles and drinking shit beer in Tennessee. There's something to be said about small portions of the American Dream™. |
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>>437740 |
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>>437749 |
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>>437746 |
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>>437750 |
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Probably being 12 getting drunk at my friend's for the first time, some kind of Japanese whiskey his mum had around (she shopped at Aldi and Lidl then, you see) and cupping my hands to knock a load back. Blimey and bloody hell. It's a favourite as I like alcohol and what it can do, but it is an evil. Probably about 4 months before my first wank which was indescribable. |
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437884
I really don't recommend letting a Henry Hoover fall onto your head. Think I might have a mild concussion now. |
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>>437732 |
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>>437897 |
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>>437904 Vacuum cleaner instructions (almost) always warn against this, but nobody reads them. |
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437912
Hm, this 'favourite memories' thread is coming along nicely. |
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>>437910 |
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437916
>>437913 'death by misadventure' is code for this sort of thing. Let your imagination run wild next time you see it, and try to keep it off your obituary. |
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>>437912 |
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>>437908 |
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I only ever put my knob in a hoover once - it was probably a Henry - the suction wasn't perfect so turbulated my knob skin in such a way that it produced the loudest raspberry noise I've ever heard. It also didn't feel that good, and certainly nothing like a blowjob - the closest simulation to the actual feeling of a blowie is pointing the shower head at the old chap, but even that lacks the all-important manual/oral handling component of the actual act. |
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>>437926 |
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