>>50

/poof/?

This is a terrible board.

>>119
It was an experiment in equality that didn't work. We live and learn.

Well of course this board is dead, how many kitchens have internet connections?

There is no chocolate in the house ;__;

I approve of a cake thread.

This was my most favourite day of life so far.

>>109
I think you've come to the wrong place.

(A good day to you Sir!)

>>115
Nah, I think you have, this is dino country now.

A challenger appears!

>>109

dinosaurs never existed
theres nothing written about them in the bible

>>43
I'm fairly certain my stepmother stole mine when I was still living with the parents. The thought makes me cringe to this day.

Bump for dildos.

Procured one of these the other day. It's awfully weird :/

>>100
i have one of them it is really odd :|

>>100
Looks like a musical instrument.

>>107
I did actually write that it looks like a maraca in the review I wrote.

>widescreen kittens
Hee hee hee.

>>102

Oh, can you imagine it? Divine. Anyone who does not like kittens really should not be here.

>>103
That picture is adorable. The file name irks me though.

I've always hated that. AWWW, a baby lamb, AWWWW a baby calf, OH LOOK A FUCKING BABY PUPPY.

Of course it's a baby whatever the fuck it is. You're using the name for a baby one of those animals.

Anyway, I have to go and eat a baby baby now.

>>104
Aha, your tautology rant warms my cockles. In my defence, I didn't name the file, just nabbed it from Google. Still, kittens. D'awww.

>>105
Yeah I thought you might have done. I was going to add something to that effect, but, well, it got in the way of my argument.

I keep looking at that impossibly cute kitten and wishing I had one of my own.

I like Lush things. Even though they're stupidly expensive and I can't bear to be in their shops any longer than 3 minutes due to olfactory overload.

>>88
I agree. Lush stuff is lush but the shops stink. It hurts to go in there.

I used to buy Lush things all the time but since I became jobless (read: a student) I can't afford it anymore. I just ask for a shitload of soap and gloy stuff for xmas/my birthday, that way I have a year-round supply.

I prefer my mooncup tbh, it's a million times better than tampons

>>65
I actually really want one because I heard they help with period pains. I know when I wear a tampon it's ridiculous pain but my flow is so heavy I need a tampon, it's not nice to sit in a nappy of blood.

I thought about getting one for ages, but the thought of 'suction' on my cervix made me feel a bit sick inside.

>>65
Even those are minging, especially when used by scottish gingers.

>'suction' on my cervix

The thought of that is going to make me cringe for the rest of the day.

>>75
I've removed most of the bans put on in here since I thought they were to harsh.

>>74

Probably just that time of month.

>>79

>>95
No.

>>95
Well done there, ladette.

is she holding a compact tampon?

>>63
Ayn Rand was well known for letting it just dribble down her leg, so no.

(A good day to you Sir!)

>>48

>(A good day to you madam!)

>>49
I prefer
>(A good day to you m'lady!)

>>53

I like m'lady. Or ma'am.

Far too much makeup. 5 different eyeshadows??? I have to say I was disappointed when she didn't paint herself blue.

http://www.youtube.com/v/57l_AjspIq8

http://www.youtube.com/v/K2Zk6rq5oCU

>>35
I liked that one.

http://www.youtube.com/v/fMF8Ju1PhYQ

>>36

None. At the very most a gayboy goatee.

>>38

Same. I prefer a clean shaven nancy-boy, me.