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>> No. 4459 Anonymous
9th January 2018
Tuesday 12:10 am
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Anyone know a good uk website to buy dianabol from?
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>> No. 4460 Anonymous
9th January 2018
Tuesday 9:28 am
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It's a controlled substance, so no.

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>> No. 4439 Anonymous
1st January 2018
Monday 10:31 pm
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5 min walking to warm up.

3x20, 1 min rest each: chin up, dip, squat.

3x20 alternating sides each: curl, press, calf raise.

Mon, wed, fri.

R8.
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>> No. 4440 Anonymous
1st January 2018
Monday 10:39 pm
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>>4439

What are your goals?
>> No. 4441 Anonymous
1st January 2018
Monday 10:42 pm
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>>4440

Strip fat and build a bit of muscle. From chubby fat to athletic.

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>> No. 4421 Anonymous
29th December 2017
Friday 11:33 pm
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Is it ok to mix ostarine with cough syrup?

I've got 50ml of 25mg/ml ostarine. I was thinking of mixing it with 200ml of cough syrup and taking 5ml a day to get a 25mg/day dose. Will it store ok?
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>> No. 4425 Anonymous
30th December 2017
Saturday 4:01 am
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>>4421

I hope you're not planning to take Ostarine unless you have a proper PCT planned out.

Given that you don't even specify what fucking active ingredients are in your cough syrup that might possibly interact with Ostarine (highly fucking unlikely in any case) I doubt that you even know what PCT is.

Mods, I know that the britfa is mostly a bunch of near-alcoholic tubby beardy white men with glasses but can we do something about this cunt who can't stop posting utter bullshit in /fat/ ? Or at least filter troll threads with fucking Hitler OP images.

Christ.
>> No. 4426 Anonymous
30th December 2017
Saturday 4:56 am
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>>4425
>a bunch of near-alcoholic tubby beardy white men with glasses
What do you mean "near"?
>> No. 4427 Anonymous
30th December 2017
Saturday 5:16 am
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>>4425
>I hope you're not planning to take Ostarine unless you have a proper PCT planned out.

You don't need PCT with ostarine.

I've changed my mind and I'm going to mix it with orange squash instead.
>> No. 4428 Anonymous
30th December 2017
Saturday 5:18 am
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>>4425

I just made a thread about cardio with a scene of a sweaty man from a well loved film. I take offense that you'd put it in the same league as a threas about exotic cycles with anal_injection_hitler_large.png.

And I'm working on being less tubby, arite?
>> No. 4431 Anonymous
30th December 2017
Saturday 4:52 pm
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>>4427

Changed my mind again. I'm now going with golden syrup.

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>> No. 4409 Anonymous
6th December 2017
Wednesday 3:43 am
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I did squats for 5x20, 1 min with an empty bar yesterday and my bum muscles are stinging.

Will my bum fall off?
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>> No. 4410 Anonymous
6th December 2017
Wednesday 6:19 am
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Yes.
>> No. 4411 Anonymous
6th December 2017
Wednesday 11:50 am
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>>4409

If you laugh then you’ll laugh your arse off.
>> No. 4413 Anonymous
6th December 2017
Wednesday 7:50 pm
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>>4409
Definitely. Sleep facing down for a couple of days.

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>> No. 4406 Anonymous
5th December 2017
Tuesday 10:44 pm
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Is £15 a month a good price for gym membership?
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>> No. 4407 Anonymous
5th December 2017
Tuesday 11:00 pm
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Obviously depends on what equipment they have available, but yes 15 quid is a lot cheaper than you'd usually expect to pay
>> No. 4408 Anonymous
5th December 2017
Tuesday 11:47 pm
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That's pretty decent, assuming it's a rolling monthly membership, and not a one where you're tied in to a whole year.

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>> No. 4394 Anonymous
29th November 2017
Wednesday 3:00 am
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I want to try some 10 sets of 10 German volume training.

I'm 36 years old and a bit overweight. Will I die?
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>> No. 4401 Anonymous
29th November 2017
Wednesday 10:57 pm
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Thanks to this thread, I tried to do a push up. I couldn't do a push up, nor a pull up, not even a dip. I guess I have the upper body of a 5 year old. Maybe I should just take steroids and be done with it.
>> No. 4402 Anonymous
30th November 2017
Thursday 12:44 am
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>>4401

Unless you're a proper chubby fucker then you, unlike 90% of people it gets pushed on, are actually a perfect candidate for "do Starting Strength and eat a lot". Not being able to do a single pushup is not healthy even for the most twiglike of people.
>> No. 4403 Anonymous
30th November 2017
Thursday 1:46 am
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>>4402
I am VERY chubby with arms like a baby. Maybe I'd need to be half my weight to do a proper push up. I'm too far gone mate.
>> No. 4404 Anonymous
2nd December 2017
Saturday 10:14 pm
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>>4394
Be careful to stay hydrated, you might want to drink three cups of three afterwards.
>> No. 4405 Anonymous
3rd December 2017
Sunday 10:42 am
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>>4403
Well as a chubby fucker you should lose weight until you get to the point that you can do a push-up. I assume you're at least able to run, right? Even if not very far? Start doing that every day. It'll do wonders for your heart and lungs. And more importantly combine that with watching what you eat. Cut out any easy sources of sugar like soft drinks and alcohol and sweets and excessive amounts of bread. Standard stuff ladm8.

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>> No. 4378 Anonymous
21st November 2017
Tuesday 9:25 pm
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R8 my rep scheme.

5, 10, 15, 20, 1 min rest between sets.

Same weight for all sets. The first 3 sets serve as a pre-exhaustion for the final set.

You can create other schemes with a different base number. E.g. 3, 6, 9, 12 or 2, 4, 6, 8.
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>> No. 4389 Anonymous
22nd November 2017
Wednesday 12:52 pm
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>>4379

It's a type of cumulative fatigue training.
>> No. 4390 Anonymous
22nd November 2017
Wednesday 2:26 pm
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>>4389

That is just a series of unrelated words with no real meaning. All fatigue is cumulative. In any case, why would you possibly think that inducing fatigue , per se, is particularly beneficial during any exercise other than cardio/calisthenics?
>> No. 4391 Anonymous
22nd November 2017
Wednesday 4:12 pm
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>>4390

Mong.
>> No. 4392 Anonymous
22nd November 2017
Wednesday 4:33 pm
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>>4391

n1 m8 dunno wot 'it me
>> No. 4393 Anonymous
22nd November 2017
Wednesday 4:45 pm
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http://lmgtfy.com/?q=cumulative+fatigue+training

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>> No. 4365 Anonymous
13th October 2017
Friday 5:48 pm
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What does gs think of Yoga?

Thinking of taking it up but I don't know of the health benefits.
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>> No. 4373 Anonymous
14th October 2017
Saturday 1:17 pm
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Strongly recommend it OP, seriously helped my back issues, plus it's great for flexibility and balance so I'm hoping that'll save me in old age.

>>4372
I've done it at several places in a couple different countries and I've never encountered anyone saying things like 'drawing positive energy in and expelling the negative'. Maybe try elsewhere or do it at home? That seems like a very small thing to stop you from doing it though.
>> No. 4374 Anonymous
14th October 2017
Saturday 2:23 pm
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>>4373
You don't do it at posh places >>4372 does it at.
>> No. 4375 Anonymous
14th October 2017
Saturday 2:34 pm
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>>4373 Lad, back issues? like falling off a ladder? I did a year ago, it was only 4ft. and Christ, I'm glad the site had a hardhat enforcement policy otherwise it would have been a lot worse, but I landed on the ladder and royally fucked it. If it really worked ill probably give it a shot.
>> No. 4376 Anonymous
14th October 2017
Saturday 5:40 pm
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Here's a really good starter for anyone interested:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAmc9SNciTg
>> No. 4377 Anonymous
14th October 2017
Saturday 5:49 pm
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I used to do weights as part of the man thing and became a tank, as I've got older I find yoga and calisthenics far superior to the crossfit shit. Lifting tears muscles and is bad for the joints, yoga is much better. I'm just as strong but half the size I was doing weights and feel much better.

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>> No. 4320 Anonymous
27th September 2017
Wednesday 9:23 pm
4320 Awfully sorry to bother you.
To be blunt, I've had some unpleasant shits and stomach aches for the last two weeks now. I was wondering if you gents could critasize my diet. It's slowly changed over the years, and I've grown quite fond of it, rarely making alterations here and there. I've maintained this current diet for over 4 months now, the prior diet was very similar. Around 28,000 calories. The picture is one week.

I run 10km 3 days a week and I lift weights 3 days a week. I have a physical job, warehouse managment, stacking stuff on wooden pallets and moving them around into trucks. I do that 4 days a week. I'm 6ft and 14 stone.
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>> No. 4335 Anonymous
30th September 2017
Saturday 3:50 pm
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>>4334

They could just have diabetes and not realise it. That makes piss taste sweet. So I've heard.
>> No. 4336 Anonymous
30th September 2017
Saturday 10:20 pm
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>>4335
Diabetes makes you piss out sugar only because the condition is a failure to metabolise sugar. In an otherwise healthy person all your sugar intake is assimilated.
>> No. 4338 Anonymous
30th September 2017
Saturday 11:13 pm
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>>4336

Thank you for your correction that in no way was needed nor a correction.
>> No. 4339 Anonymous
1st October 2017
Sunday 12:47 am
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>>4338
Someone piss sugar in your cornflakes, lad?
>> No. 4340 Anonymous
1st October 2017
Sunday 1:57 am
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>>4339

That's fine by me, diabetic piss tastes like birthday cake mix.so I've heard

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>> No. 4316 Anonymous
19th August 2017
Saturday 8:49 pm
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R8 my exercise schedule.

Mon:
Tue: 30 mins calisthenics
Wed:
Thu: 30 mins calisthenics
Fri:
Sat: 1 hour full body workout with heavy weights
Sun:
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>> No. 4317 Anonymous
19th August 2017
Saturday 9:18 pm
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>>4316
Need a bit more than that.
>> No. 4318 Anonymous
20th August 2017
Sunday 11:48 am
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>>4316

If you're a neet (Judging you a bit by your image) that won't do mate. If you have any nearby places for it, try practicing farmer's walks with heavy weights, they'll sort you out!

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>> No. 4303 Anonymous
11th July 2017
Tuesday 6:57 pm
4303 Cupping
I've had excellent experiences with aryuvedic and similar alternative drugss, but cupping is just bullshit. That's all.
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>> No. 4304 Anonymous
11th July 2017
Tuesday 7:53 pm
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Okay.
>> No. 4305 Anonymous
12th July 2017
Wednesday 8:17 pm
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>>4303
What do they actually do when cupping? I've never quite understood the procedure.
>> No. 4306 Anonymous
12th July 2017
Wednesday 8:25 pm
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>>4305

They heat up the air inside the cup, then stick it on your back. When the air cools, it creates suction inside the cup. It's supposed to draw out toxins or bad qi or some such bullshit.

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>> No. 4296 Anonymous
3rd May 2017
Wednesday 2:43 pm
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So recently joined a gym on my physio's recommendation due to a problem with my rotator cuff.

This is my routine, should I change the order?

db shoulder press 3 x 10-12
db bench press 3 x 10-12
db single arm Row 3 x 10-12
Tricep press 3 x 10-12
Lat pulldown 3 x 10-12 or passive hangs or assisted pull ups
Chest fly
Plank one arm raise 3 x 5

Also I sometimes do squats and deadlifts for shits and giggles. Might start doing skull crushers or dips.
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>> No. 4298 Anonymous
4th May 2017
Thursday 11:49 am
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Use this order:

Bench press
Lat pulldown
Shoulder press
Row
Plank
L-fly

Don't do tricep presses or chest flyes. They're known to cause shoulder and elbow problems. It would be a good idea to finish off with the L-fly for 2x8. Start with a 5 pound plate and work up to no more than 10 pounds. There's no need for heavy weights with this exercise, it's for shoulder care not building strength.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQOMgC4i_D0
>> No. 4299 Anonymous
4th May 2017
Thursday 4:16 pm
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>>4297

Gays and pedos hang out at the Smith machine.
>> No. 4300 Anonymous
4th May 2017
Thursday 4:47 pm
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>>4298


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6Y3WDY1tUo
>> No. 4301 Anonymous
7th May 2017
Sunday 6:31 pm
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>>4298
Thanks. How do you know what order to do exercises?

Man that L fly is killer, I could only do 6 reps without pain on a low weight.
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8th May 2017
Monday 2:09 am
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>>4301

Basically big exercises first and alternate pushing and pulling.

Yeah the L-fly is an awkward exercise to do, don't push it too hard. If 5 pound is too much then maybe try a smaller weight.

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>> No. 4274 Anonymous
28th April 2017
Friday 2:30 pm
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Full body workout everyday, one set each exercise not quite to failure.

Chin up
Dip
Shrugbar deadlift
Curl
Dumbbell press
Calve raise

R8.
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>> No. 4290 Anonymous
29th April 2017
Saturday 6:33 pm
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>>4289

They don't give out UCI titles in packets of cornflakes.

Professional cyclists are a glorious assortment of freaks.
>> No. 4291 Anonymous
29th April 2017
Saturday 7:57 pm
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>>4290

Everyone involved is.
>> No. 4293 Anonymous
29th April 2017
Saturday 11:07 pm
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>>4291

This poor girl rode so fast that all of her hair fell off. It's a fucking disgrace. Just imagine how her mother must have felt.
>> No. 4294 Anonymous
30th April 2017
Sunday 12:22 am
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>>4293
Yeah, but think of the aero advantage.
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30th April 2017
Sunday 3:11 am
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>>4294

Think of the hairless fanjoola and endless seat sniffing lad.

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>> No. 4239 Anonymous
13th April 2017
Thursday 4:49 pm
4239 Defective Dick
I'm twenty-two and my knob's not working properly. It's getting sixty percent hard then giving up.

The GP I saw today put it down to anxiety, but true to GP form barely asked any questions so once I was out I though of half a dozen other things I could have told her. Oh, and the sheet of paper informing me of my "chest pains" and "three weeks of erectile dysfunction" fell out of my back pocket on the way home, so hopefully it's a windy fucking weekend because this town isn't that fucking big and my name isn't that fucking generic.

It says moan so I'm ticking it, even if this is the OP.
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>> No. 4269 Anonymous
23rd April 2017
Sunday 4:45 pm
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>>4268

I got this from the nofap forum. I'm not sure if the stuff about the neurotransmitters is correct but the rest is what people have reported.
>> No. 4270 Anonymous
23rd April 2017
Sunday 6:27 pm
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>>4263

Alright, but what am I going to do about the brain haemorrhage your insensibly stupid post just gave me?

>>4265

>5 minutes - heart rate returns to normal.

What? What are you even talking about? After tugging myself off? No way, otherwise I'd have had a resting heart rate of seventeen-thousand by my fourteenth birthday.

>2-3 days - guilt and shame seems to decrease.

I don't have either of those, because I didn't grow up being ogled like a Fleshlight by a priest for most of my childhood, unlike the dippy Yank who wrote this.

>7 days - brain fog lifts.
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>> No. 4271 Anonymous
23rd April 2017
Sunday 9:27 pm
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>>4270

Yeah, you need to stop wanking, lad.
>> No. 4272 Anonymous
23rd April 2017
Sunday 9:35 pm
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>>4271

I don't even wank that much and my cock's fine now.
>> No. 4273 Anonymous
25th April 2017
Tuesday 7:43 pm
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>>4271
Not sure he does, he makes a series of good points.

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