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>> No. 3443 Anonymous
12th August 2015
Wednesday 8:51 pm
3443 Spunk
I don't want to alarm anyone but something has happened to my spunk. It's consistency has changed, it's become too sticky and sludgy. It tends to dribble out rather than shoot out like it use to. I haven't changed my diet, but I recently turned 30 is this something that comes with age?

What does Doctor Britfa.gs think?
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>> No. 3444 Anonymous
12th August 2015
Wednesday 8:56 pm
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>>3443

Are you keeping yourself hydrated?
>> No. 3445 Anonymous
12th August 2015
Wednesday 8:58 pm
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>>3443
You really need to dip the tip of your penis in honey first thing in the morning. The vitamins from it will travel to your spunkbank and help your little guys out.
>> No. 3446 Anonymous
12th August 2015
Wednesday 9:00 pm
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>>3443

Imbibe more fluids and drink less alcohol.

I prescribe zinc supplements once every morning, make another appointment to come back in a fortnight to let me know how you are getting along.

Anything else troubling you?
>> No. 3447 Anonymous
12th August 2015
Wednesday 9:03 pm
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>>3443
Can you think of any other lifestyle changes you've made recently that might have affected it? Have you stopped smoking, do you exercise more, did you injure yourself somehow?
>> No. 3448 Anonymous
12th August 2015
Wednesday 9:12 pm
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We already had this thread a few months back, just eat some prawns.
>> No. 3449 Anonymous
12th August 2015
Wednesday 9:13 pm
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Eat a load of celery and see if that changes the consistency.
>> No. 3530 Anonymous
25th August 2015
Tuesday 11:13 pm
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>>3449
OP here, I can't stand celery.

>>3446
I've tried Zinc, Biocare Zinc Citrate 17.1mg for 90 days, no change.

>>3445
Sounds like an old wive's tale or rather old troll's tale.

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