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>> No. 42725 Billbob
30th April 2013
Tuesday 6:10 pm
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I'd love to piss all over her face and watch the make-up drip off.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2317051/The-Apprentice-2013-lineup-Contestants-include-jazz-singer-nude-model.html

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b0071b63
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>> No. 43168 YubYub
22nd May 2013
Wednesday 12:15 am
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>>43166
I really don't care about birds getting fucked in the mouth m8. I want to see them in pain as something big is stuffed up their fanny.
>> No. 43184 Samefag
23rd May 2013
Thursday 1:54 am
43184 Apprentice - Episode 3
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2nd most attractive woman - Fired...Sir Alan gets rid of the ethnics early.
>> No. 43185 Searchfag
23rd May 2013
Thursday 1:56 am
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>>43184
Her side profile is fucking perfect.
>> No. 43186 Anonymous
23rd May 2013
Thursday 1:56 am
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>>43185
>> No. 43189 R4GE
23rd May 2013
Thursday 6:32 pm
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>>43121

Yes I would. It looks like someone marqueed her face in paint and stretched it horizontally.

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>> No. 43167 YubYub
21st May 2013
Tuesday 10:26 pm
43167 Weigh in
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p00pbclq
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>> No. 43169 YubYub
22nd May 2013
Wednesday 12:16 am
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>>43167
Fucking pakis, SEND THEM TO PAKILAND. WHERE'S ARE SI WHEN WE NEED HIM??
>> No. 43188 Samefag
23rd May 2013
Thursday 5:35 pm
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>>43167
UGehhhhhhhhh.

Please don't make me watch Stacey Dooley cry in the middle of a serious television interview again, please.

You already canceled How Not To Live Your Life! HAVEN'T YOU TAKEN ENOUGH!?

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>> No. 43187 Searchfag
23rd May 2013
Thursday 12:44 pm
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http://www.youtube.com/v/CrcTGeF-ruU

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>> No. 43177 Moralfag
22nd May 2013
Wednesday 3:17 pm
43177 Saddam
http://www.youtube.com/v/dRgMUm98lkA

Saddam Hussein actually had a Koran written in his own blood.
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>> No. 43179 Searchfag
22nd May 2013
Wednesday 4:36 pm
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Too bad he lost
>> No. 43180 YubYub
22nd May 2013
Wednesday 5:56 pm
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>>43178
That's legitimately interesting.
>> No. 43181 Searchfag
22nd May 2013
Wednesday 6:44 pm
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And he had a London food blog.

http://www.pierate.co.uk/2013/05/best-pie-in-london.html
>> No. 43182 YubYub
22nd May 2013
Wednesday 6:53 pm
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>>43178
>The book was published in Tokyo by a Japanese publisher, Tokuma Shoten Publishing, in 2006 under the title Devil's Dance. A total of eight thousand copies were printed of the 256-page novel.
Eight thousand doesn't seem like a best-seller.
>> No. 43183 Anonymous
22nd May 2013
Wednesday 8:30 pm
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>>43182
In the genre of diclit (dictator literature) in a country where said dictator is not currently in power, I would say that was pretty good. I don't know anybody who owns a copy of the Ruhnahma.

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>> No. 43112 YubYub
20th May 2013
Monday 5:03 pm
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Wedding pics thread lads.
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>> No. 43171 Anonymous
22nd May 2013
Wednesday 1:25 am
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I enjoy how every time I reset my modem I get a different part of the UK as the 'news near you' section on Google News. You end up finding some oddball local news stories in Warwickshire or somewhere.
>> No. 43172 R4GE
22nd May 2013
Wednesday 2:44 am
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>>43171

Me too. I get this with 3 mobile broadband and some file hosting places give me personalised pop up ads saying "Would you mind fucking a slag from [Osset/Keighley/somewhere]?"
>> No. 43173 R4GE
22nd May 2013
Wednesday 2:48 am
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>>43170
Which also includes you. By what mechanism do you propose ISPs specify a user's location?
>> No. 43175 Samefag
22nd May 2013
Wednesday 4:17 am
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>>43173

ISPs don't specify a user's location. IP geolocation is done by making an API call to a geolocation service. Geolocation services infer the location of an IP address based on a broad variety of data, none of which is provided to them by ISPs. On the macro level, blocks of IP addresses are allocated manually, primarily by the Regional Internet Registries. RIR data generally only gets you down to the country or region (enough for most applications) but geolocation services drag in lots more information to try and improve the precision of their databases. The most trivial example is the data gathered by websites that take payments - it's safe to assume that if several customers in the same /24 subnet all give a Manchester address, then that IP block is being allocated to users in the Manchester area. Geolocation services can only infer your location by correlation with other data, which is why it's often fairly inaccurate.

Subnet blocks used by ADSL providers generally get resolved down to the exchange level, so the geolocation services will give the location of the customer's BT exchange. Virgin Media have a more complex network topography, so geolocation is usually less precise and often goes totally awry. Mobile broadband location data tends to be all over the shop and Blackberry devices all use the same proxy server in the US, which is a massive pain in the arse.

There's a W3C protocol for retrieving location data directly from a client (via GPS/GSM) but that's a totally different kettle of fish - it's only used by things like Google Maps and can only retrieve data with the user's explicit permission.
>> No. 43176 Paedofag
22nd May 2013
Wednesday 7:28 am
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>>43173
>ISPs don't specify a user's location. IP geolocation is done by making an API call to a geolocation service.
Against a database populated from information supplied by ISPs. There's nothing you can set in your browser to prevent someone looking you up against a geolocation database.

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>> No. 42913 Searchfag
9th May 2013
Thursday 12:06 am
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Let me bash my bishop for a while. Let me smash my pope. Let me smoke the estranged pee-pee fragranced puanepsian robot arsehole of the confusion sages secret. I’ll finish up this fucking painting and then go out and get drunk, and whipped by Ramon!
Thus may the thoughts have been of eggy Mr Bacon. Let us unscramble him fucker! Then let us mix him up a stroke in some soup of snotty spunk with the tribes, the pinkos, the nobs, the peasants and the aliens. We’ll distil the syrup of dirty fun, and stretch it into a panty-pad for the nights of bliss and druggy blunders.
But nothing to do with that is the broth of Leon Trotsky, floating mid-air. Hanging, responding to gravity, but aligned not to one location unless that be the centre of the earth. Universal. International. The hammer and the sickle. Look at El Lissitsky!
The sadhus, shamans, and brujos ordeals are not raw deals. Stick your nosey fucking nose into the entrails of the heart of the wild fire. The wild fire exposed by the stole purpose to reveal that will weigh light upon the stormy sea of desire, and the fruiting of that desire.
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>> No. 42950 Anonymous
9th May 2013
Thursday 11:37 am
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>>42913
I am, already lad. I enjoyed some of your wormy wordy words though. Do feel free to untrammele your thinky winks and murky thunks. Where better than the infinitude of raucous ramblings that is our cosy little nest in the web. Always nice to see a fellow traveler effusing. DO enjoy your travails.
>> No. 43000 Searchfag
11th May 2013
Saturday 12:09 am
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>>42913
I'm genuinely pleased for you.
>> No. 43005 YubYub
11th May 2013
Saturday 5:12 am
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>>42913
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cfbkx/im_85_certain_that_there_is_an_adult_actress_in/c0s5w6t?sort=top
>> No. 43007 YubYub
11th May 2013
Saturday 11:25 am
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>>43005
>Isn't this putting Descartes before the whores?
Hoooooooo
>> No. 43174 Anonymous
22nd May 2013
Wednesday 3:53 am
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King Grubby meets the Fistfuckers up your arse, Hitler was a Rothchild, loony loony, but I'm gonna teach you the Gyppo Way, me spunk's like poison - this is a true story from the heart. There's a lotta ladies I'd like to love but I've got a limp little dickie, I'm knobbly-kneed, this is for three girls I never shagged, this sex tourist has been sent to Coventry, do anything to my arse now! Have a banana, freak freak make my Jesus freak, we are the nutters, we come from the sea, I would love to stab a psychiatrist tonight, pardon me sir, is that the stench of great Cthulhu? It's only me pursuing something I'm not sure of, the elusive butterfly of shite, I want to be your tights, and a town the size of Swansea of all the missing people, I'm a steeplejack, get off my back, I'm hitting the town in my size 8 body suit, I've never worn a gossamer, fuck the legal stations, armageddon ahoy, how many decapitations r there?

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>> No. 43133 R4GE
21st May 2013
Tuesday 12:31 pm
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Alright lads, enough is enough. Stop it.
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>> No. 43142 R4GE
21st May 2013
Tuesday 1:49 pm
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I just noticed that in all my screen captures, the women look like they're getting bummed.

It wasn't intentional, so I'm going to put that one in today's win column.
>> No. 43143 Samefag
21st May 2013
Tuesday 1:50 pm
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>>43134

He looks like a hatchet-faced serial killer. No wonder he's incapable of doing the right thing unless his invisible friend tells him what to do. How creepy.
>> No. 43144 Billbob
21st May 2013
Tuesday 1:55 pm
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>>43141

In almost every circumstance quotes from the bible plastered on placards are used completely out of context to create dramatic effect. I imagine that most aggravated Christians would reconsider using the full quotation of "an eye for an eye" because it is less badass and scary than just selecting a crumb that sounds cool.
>> No. 43155 R4GE
21st May 2013
Tuesday 5:51 pm
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>>43134
>Gods Wrath Is Coming
Hopefully he'll strike down these heathens for their inability to punctuate correctly.
>> No. 43157 Billbob
21st May 2013
Tuesday 7:33 pm
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The end of days are truly upon us!

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>> No. 42981 Anonymous
10th May 2013
Friday 6:44 am
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>'I force-feed myself 5,000 calories a day through a funnel': Meet the 23-year-old desperate to reach 30st - so that men with a fat fetish will PAY to watch her eat

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2321812/Tammy-Jung-23-feeds-5000-calories-day-funnel-hope-obese-internet-star.html

THE DREAM.
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>> No. 43092 Anonymous
18th May 2013
Saturday 6:05 pm
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>>43089
Limitations of the technology. Square-cube and all that. Double the size of the hole and you have to pump out a lot more than merely twice the radiation.
>> No. 43093 Samefag
18th May 2013
Saturday 6:30 pm
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>>43092

Will they fry?
>> No. 43094 R4GE
18th May 2013
Saturday 7:23 pm
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>>43093
I'd have said only if you grease them up first, but they sweat so much that they practically baste themselves.
>> No. 43095 R4GE
18th May 2013
Saturday 7:35 pm
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>>43090
>only 0.1% of patients
One in every thousand? That's still quite a lot. Think about how many inpatients a hospital will have over a length of time, and how frequently they would have to be shipping people off the zoo.
>> No. 43125 Paedofag
21st May 2013
Tuesday 12:16 am
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Sounds like a rational and surefire business plan.

I'm in.

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>> No. 42879 Billbob
8th May 2013
Wednesday 2:22 pm
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FUCK YEAH MURRICUH

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/06/open-carry-march-washington_n_3222511.html
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>> No. 43081 Samefag
17th May 2013
Friday 9:06 pm
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>>42956
>piers morgan is a good guy though he stands for what he believes in.

Probably responsible for the hacking of a murdered girl's phone, which made her parents think she was still alive and checking her texts.
>> No. 43083 Anonymous
17th May 2013
Friday 9:14 pm
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>>43081
I thought that was the Screws of the World?
>> No. 43084 R4GE
17th May 2013
Friday 9:24 pm
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>>43083
>Talk-show host and former Daily Mirror and News of the World editor, Piers Morgan, has denied knowledge of phone hacking during his time at the newspapers. ITN's Nina Nannar reports on England's High Court proceedings.

etc
>> No. 43096 Billbob
18th May 2013
Saturday 9:51 pm
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>>43084
He was editor of the new of the world in the mid-90s though, long before the milly dowler scandal
>> No. 43124 Billbob
21st May 2013
Tuesday 12:10 am
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I get the feeling that the rest of the world will be able to sit back and watch America shoot itself apart sooner rather than later.

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>> No. 43043 YubYub
15th May 2013
Wednesday 12:18 am
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welcome to scotland
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>> No. 43106 YubYub
19th May 2013
Sunday 10:04 pm
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>>43102
These children are disabled? What is their condition called?
>> No. 43107 Billbob
19th May 2013
Sunday 10:10 pm
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>>43106

I just did a Google reverse image search and

>Hurler's, a genetic syndrome that prevents his body from ridding itself from toxins.
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19th May 2013
Sunday 10:25 pm
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This one looks like Ian Curtis
>> No. 43109 Moralfag
19th May 2013
Sunday 10:25 pm
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>> No. 43110 YubYub
19th May 2013
Sunday 10:41 pm
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>>43108

Post-hanging.

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>> No. 43074 Anonymous
17th May 2013
Friday 6:16 pm
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PISS IN DRANO
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>> No. 43075 Paedofag
17th May 2013
Friday 6:28 pm
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CIS scum enabling website.
>> No. 43076 YubYub
17th May 2013
Friday 6:36 pm
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thas okay if ur kid is transgender the drano explodes when u piss in it
>> No. 43079 R4GE
17th May 2013
Friday 8:55 pm
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>>43074

Instinct tells me the ammonia in piss will make something really bad happen when it hits the drano.

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>> No. 43062 Anonymous
15th May 2013
Wednesday 8:44 pm
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Is /iq/ the master of it's own destiny and bowel?

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/540127
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>> No. 43064 Paedofag
15th May 2013
Wednesday 9:18 pm
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This isn't a bloody screamer, is it? Hate those things.
>> No. 43065 Moralfag
15th May 2013
Wednesday 9:21 pm
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>>43064
No, it's a shitty puzzle game.
>> No. 43067 Searchfag
15th May 2013
Wednesday 9:46 pm
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>>43065

I thought it might have been one of those "hilarious" fake viruses which pretends to erase your hard drive.
>> No. 43068 Samefag
15th May 2013
Wednesday 11:01 pm
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>>43067
'One of those'? I'm sure I've only encountered, like, two of those in my time.
>> No. 43073 R4GE
17th May 2013
Friday 2:37 pm
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I got them all, it wasn't that good really.

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>> No. 43039 R4GE
14th May 2013
Tuesday 7:38 pm
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>> No. 43041 Samefag
14th May 2013
Tuesday 7:48 pm
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>>43039
That didn't go too well did it? Read the features page.

For anyone who wishes to watch unlisted youtubes of some deviant shooting spunk onto a little pony figurine and making it fall over, this thread should be great.
>> No. 43042 Billbob
14th May 2013
Tuesday 8:22 pm
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>>43039

Disgusting!!1!


It's completely out of focus.
>> No. 43046 Billbob
15th May 2013
Wednesday 12:50 am
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>>43041
Ta for the heads up.
>> No. 43066 Billbob
15th May 2013
Wednesday 9:28 pm
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>>43041
how riveting

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>> No. 43033 YubYub
13th May 2013
Monday 5:36 pm
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Stigmatised town divided.

http://www.thisiscornwall.co.uk/Stigmatised-town-divided-continuing-fight/story-18745116-detail/story.html
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>> No. 43055 Samefag
15th May 2013
Wednesday 4:56 pm
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Hmm who is this done up as a Druid in the 1970s?
>> No. 43056 YubYub
15th May 2013
Wednesday 4:56 pm
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>>43054

We know a great deal more about the Celts than the druids in particular.
>> No. 43057 Anonymous
15th May 2013
Wednesday 5:03 pm
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>>43056
That's not quite relevant to what I was referring to, but never mind.
>> No. 43059 Anonymous
15th May 2013
Wednesday 5:26 pm
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The original druids could just've been a massive paedo ring for all we know. We will never know for sure that they weren't.
>> No. 43060 R4GE
15th May 2013
Wednesday 6:00 pm
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We will never know the true power of druidic esoteric magic and that is the worst part. I wonder if Simon moved to Nepal hoping to meet some Tantrik Aghori Saddhus to teaching him methods for reviving the dark arts. I remember some comments about him having dabbled in black magic a few times on britchan and early .gs.

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