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>> No. 61343 Billbob
16th August 2018
Thursday 3:04 am
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>> No. 61344 Paedofag
16th August 2018
Thursday 11:58 pm
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>> No. 61223 Are Moaty
8th August 2018
Wednesday 8:23 pm
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>If you tell me that the burka is oppressive, then I am with you. If you say that it is weird and bullying to expect women to cover their faces, then I totally agree – and I would add that I can find no scriptural authority for the practice in the northern lights. I would go further and say that it is absolutely ridiculous that people should choose to go around looking like letter boxes; and I thoroughly dislike any attempt by any – invariably male – government to encourage such demonstrations of “modesty”, notably the extraordinary exhortations of President Ramzan Kadyrov of Chechnya, who has told the men of his country to splat their women with paintballs if they fail to cover their heads.

>If a constituent came to my MP’s surgery with her face obscured, I should feel fully entitled – like Jack Straw – to ask her to remove it so that I could talk to her properly. If a female student turned up at school or at a university lecture looking like a bank robber then ditto: those in authority should be allowed to converse openly with those that they are being asked to instruct. As for individual businesses or branches of government – they should of course be able to enforce a dress code that enables their employees to interact with customers; and that means human beings must be able to see each other’s faces and read their expressions. It’s how we work.

>All that seems to me to be sensible. But such restrictions are not quite the same as telling a free-born adult woman what she may or may not wear, in a public place, when she is simply minding her own business.

>I am against a total ban because it is inevitably construed – rightly or wrongly – as being intended to make some point about Shamanism. If you go for a total ban, you play into the hands of those who want to politicise and dramatise the so-called clash of civilisations; and you fan the flames of grievance. You risk turning people into martyrs, and you risk a general crackdown on any public symbols of religious affiliation, and you may simply make the problem worse. Like a parent confronted by a rebellious teenager determined to wear a spike through her tongue, or a bolt through her nose, you run the risk that by your heavy-handed attempt to ban what you see as a bizarre and unattractive adornment you simply stiffen resistance.

So what's bozza meant to be apologising for? Has he actually done anything wrong or is it people pretending to be offended for political capital?
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>> No. 61333 Ambulancelad
12th August 2018
Sunday 11:56 pm
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Your stands of hell are too low, at the very least it is not boring. A labour party one would be much worse, It would take at least 3 hours to work out the fine print of the consent forms.
>> No. 61334 Anonymous
13th August 2018
Monday 1:48 am
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I am right with you - I mean look at them in >>61330 - imagine their sex-faces.
>> No. 61335 Crabkiller
13th August 2018
Monday 2:45 am
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Thanks for the image, lad. Now my dreams will be haunted by Chrissy and Mostyn's cum mugs.
>> No. 61337 Paedofag
13th August 2018
Monday 6:27 am
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I bet she's a game bird.
>> No. 61342 Billbob
14th August 2018
Tuesday 7:31 am
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They always say that repressed religious girls are the gamiest.

>> No. 61336 Crabkiller
13th August 2018
Monday 4:35 am
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>> No. 61221 Moralfag
8th August 2018
Wednesday 12:51 am
61221 don't fuck wit yorkshire

Plenty of shotguns as well.

>> No. 61199 Anonymous
3rd August 2018
Friday 7:22 pm
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>> No. 61216 Anonymous
5th August 2018
Sunday 8:09 pm
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Livestock theft is big news in rural communities, and something like 45% of the entire population of Ireland is considered rural. The entire County Kerry population is ~150,000. So this might well have been the big news of the week, at least for the county.

It'd be like someone being surprised that a Greggs van being robbed had made the news in Newcastle, of course it would.
>> No. 61217 Samefag
6th August 2018
Monday 1:10 am
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>being surprised
>being robbed

The maffs simply don't add up.
>> No. 61218 Crabkiller
6th August 2018
Monday 1:59 am
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Too quick for me m7.
>> No. 61219 YubYub
6th August 2018
Monday 5:47 am
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The bloke singing pulls some uncomfortable facial expressions. I don't trust him.
>> No. 61220 Crabkiller
6th August 2018
Monday 6:43 am
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>Ruairi McSorley

Jesus wept.

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>> No. 61169 Samefag
28th July 2018
Saturday 2:09 am
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When I get home from work, either I have a shower followed by a wank, or a wank followed by a shower. I don't approve of wanking in the shower.
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>> No. 61184 Anonymous
29th July 2018
Sunday 4:05 pm
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One minute Bruce Blackman was eating his own spunk and encouraging his family to do the same, the next he shot his parents, brother, sisters and caved his brother-in-law's face in with a hammer.

I guess what I'm saying is: be careful.
>> No. 61197 Ambulancelad
3rd August 2018
Friday 6:47 pm
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>> No. 61198 Ambulancelad
3rd August 2018
Friday 7:19 pm
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Pobol y cwmloads.
>> No. 61200 Samefag
3rd August 2018
Friday 8:01 pm
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Chwerthin hyglyw
>> No. 61205 Billbob
4th August 2018
Saturday 11:16 pm
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>> No. 61185 Paedofag
2nd August 2018
Thursday 12:35 am
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Been hypothesising about a somewhat self sustainable ship. It's gonna be made of gold or something non corrosive as you're not going to be able to repair it. It's going to have solar panels on all sides and the floor, and a small desalination plant on top. It will also have a small army of tidal buoys available in the hold, all with batteries and gps shit on so you can leave them alone and just replace the batteries as and when.

On top is a dish for satellite internet, because that's how satellite internet works init.

You have something to do dredging with to get seaweed for whatever reason, I think it'd be handy to compost the seaweed along with fish/penguin remains and human shit.

Also for fresh fruit and veg you'd need to drag a farm around, though this would be detachable so you could leave the compost barge with it and just let it grow over time and come back when you need it. If we're really struggling it could have an engine powered by penguin oil. We're going to need a lot of penguins.

There are some chickens on the roof for good measure.

The women in the submerged prison are an optional extra.

The design is not final.
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>> No. 61192 Samefag
2nd August 2018
Thursday 9:31 am
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It looks stable but terribly inefficient in space and maintenance.
>> No. 61193 Crabkiller
2nd August 2018
Thursday 11:39 am
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I know this is /IQ/ but people have already successfully live on boats for fucking years lad.

I'm getting mine ready for the apocolypse but instead of buying a gold hull I've just learned how to maintain a regular hull. Fibreglass is non corrosive already m8.

Chickens on the roof is a good shout though.
>> No. 61194 Moralfag
2nd August 2018
Thursday 12:58 pm
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That particular trimaran was built to be the first solar-powered boat to circumnavigate the globe, so it's heavily optimised for hydrodynamic efficiency.

As liveaboard vessels, trimarans make a lot of sense under about 12 metres. Small catamarans are a tricky compromise, because the bridgedeck (the flat area between the two hulls) needs to be high out of the water to avoid being pounded by waves. Either they're slow and top-heavy, or they have insufficient headroom in the main cabin. The main hulls are extremely narrow, which makes them more difficult to live in. Monohulls are economical to build and reasonably quick, but heeling has a significant effect on comfort. A small trimaran has a big main hull with comparable accommodation to a monohull, but the comfort and stability of a catamaran. The main disadvantage is in mooring - the width means you have a smaller choice of berths and you'll usually pay more.
>> No. 61195 Crabkiller
2nd August 2018
Thursday 5:29 pm
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>> No. 61196 Anonymous
2nd August 2018
Thursday 6:19 pm
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Isn't this more or less Kevin cossner's boat from waterworld?

>> No. 61189 Anonymous
2nd August 2018
Thursday 5:08 am
In case of fire, or should any of you become lost or separated from your parent/guardian.
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>> No. 61190 YubYub
2nd August 2018
Thursday 7:49 am
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but where's M9

>> No. 61191 Auntiefucker
2nd August 2018
Thursday 7:53 am
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>> No. 60378 Auntiefucker
30th March 2018
Friday 9:34 am
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The Novichok was found on the front door of the skripal's house.

There are photos of countless police officers guarding the house and standing right by their front door yet not a single one of them has fallen ill.

When litvinenko was poisoned there were countless images of him in his hospital bed, yet there are none of the skripals.

They supposedly fed ducks and birds after being contaminated but there have been no poisoned ducks. Not a single quacker.

There has been no visit from Theresa May or Amber Rudd to thank the staff at the hospital.

There has been no police appeal for people who know the skripals to come forward.

The police searched the skripals house an hour after they had collapsed and no officers have been contaminated in this way.

Neither has their post man.
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>> No. 61150 Anonymous
18th July 2018
Wednesday 7:18 pm
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I honestly had to squint to work out that the one on the right was indeed female

What is it about being over a BMI of 25 that seems to remove any identifying sexual dimorphism
>> No. 61151 Billbob
18th July 2018
Wednesday 7:31 pm
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Fat men also have great big titties.
>> No. 61152 Anonymous
18th July 2018
Wednesday 7:57 pm
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No way does that start at 25. You can approach 30 and wearing clothes it's not even obvious you're fat.
>> No. 61161 Billbob
22nd July 2018
Sunday 3:13 am
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body of a 13 year old with a face o a 50 year old

i would
>> No. 61168 Anonymous
24th July 2018
Tuesday 7:10 pm
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>Mr Rowley told ITN News that he so ill he didn't even know who Ms Strugess was when he came round after being exposed to the deadly Russian nerve agent.

>He revealed how he found the perfume and gave it to Ms Strugess on the morning that she collapsed, saying 'I had showed Dawn what I’d found. It might’ve been hanging around the flat for a couple of days. 'I find things and it looked expensive. It looked expensive. Unfortunately it turned out to be…to be a bad find.'

>It comes after MailOnline revealed the first images of Mr Rowley since the attack. Grinning and looking healthy despite a slight limp he was captured on CCTV at a shop in central Salisbury buying lager yesterday afternoon.


I founds it, precious.

>> No. 61164 Crabkiller
24th July 2018
Tuesday 11:04 am
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I would make the service amazing and the presentation great and charge lots of money for the food. It's a great way to make money. You can buy a Goodfellas pizza for £3 in a freezer shop and charge £15 for it at the restaurant, and it only takes 12 minutes to make. Or you can make a big cauldron of packet noodles and charge £3 a cup for "noodle soup".

It would be like printing money.
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>> No. 61165 Paedofag
24th July 2018
Tuesday 11:08 am
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I meant to write "my dream restaurant" in the topic
>> No. 61166 Anonymous
24th July 2018
Tuesday 12:32 pm
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What makes you think you buying the food is one of the biggest expenses of a restaurant, and that your mark-up is remotely high?

a brand name tea bag costs around 1.5p in bulk, off brand is even cheeper and it costs about 2.5p to boil a kettle. in 2010 the average price of a high street tea was £1.68 thats a mark up of 4200%. You just need to convince the public that it is artisan tea that you shouldn't mix milk in, to save on your overheads.
>> No. 61167 Crabkiller
24th July 2018
Tuesday 3:02 pm
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Lad, restaurants can't even stay open serving actual good food at those sorts of profit margins, and I'm not sure who you think isn't going to notice they've just bought a bowl of super noodles or a frozen pizza.

I had an incredibly cynical idea years ago for a crisp sandwich shop, and people have actually done that since. I also saw a bowl of cereal shop in Leeds once. But as >>61166 says, there's a bit more to it than that, it costs more to rent a place and keep the lights on than anything else. And also as it turns out, people will only pay 3 quid for a crisp butty once before the novelty wears off.

>> No. 61160 YubYub
22nd July 2018
Sunday 1:17 am
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>> No. 61162 Anonymous
22nd July 2018
Sunday 4:12 am
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Artificial snow
I question your motive.

>> No. 61159 Billbob
21st July 2018
Saturday 9:32 pm
61159 Manliness
i was having a wank today and was surprised to see my jizz fly over my head and not land on the old t shirt I'd placed on my belly.
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>> No. 61163 YubYub
22nd July 2018
Sunday 7:36 pm
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Well done lad.

And people say kegels for men are a waste of time.

>> No. 61153 Samefag
19th July 2018
Thursday 8:50 am
61153 July 19th
Happy July 19th, chaps
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>> No. 61154 Crabkiller
19th July 2018
Thursday 10:50 am
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Has it been that long since the ice age ended already?
>> No. 61155 Auntiefucker
19th July 2018
Thursday 3:14 pm
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I probably mentioned it last year in the same version of this thread, but it's my birthday today.

Not an awful lot has changed, but I'm in a better place than I was last year.
>> No. 61156 Moralfag
19th July 2018
Thursday 3:28 pm
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same. this thread trips me out every year.
>> No. 61157 Anonymous
20th July 2018
Friday 1:41 pm
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Today's the day that man first walked on the moon, but that seems trivial really.
>> No. 61158 Ambulancelad
21st July 2018
Saturday 12:34 am
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the flying ants appeared the day you posted this. thought you should know.

>> No. 61111 Auntiefucker
17th July 2018
Tuesday 9:41 am
61111 The fat woman
I actually tried out some fat girls. I thought, hmm, maybe they get a bad rap. I am an independent thinker. I will find out for myself what a fat woman is like just as Balboa discovered the Pacific. I will not listen to my fellow man's bleating. I will explore the land of the fat woman and come to my own conclusions. And so, with courage, I ventured forth.

What did I find?

First, I thought the fat woman would be soft and pleasant. But she was hard and firm like a man.

Second, I thought the fat woman would appreciate my attention. Instead, she was haughty and obnoxious.

Third, I thought the fat woman would be good at giving blow jobs. But the skinny bitches have had much more practice.

Fourth, I thought the fat woman would be rather virtuous, if only by necessity. But she turned out to be an utter whore.

Finally, I thought the fat woman would take care to wax her moustache. But she wears it like a badge of pride.

In conclusion, the fat woman is reprehensible. I have returned shaken but intact from this nefarious hell land, and never shall I return there.
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>> No. 61131 Samefag
17th July 2018
Tuesday 7:38 pm
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Sadly I can report that it doesn't work this way either
>> No. 61132 Samefag
17th July 2018
Tuesday 7:50 pm
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I'm Bi so I'm qualified to tell you that they are both twats.
>> No. 61144 Searchfag
17th July 2018
Tuesday 10:46 pm
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>> No. 61147 YubYub
18th July 2018
Wednesday 11:21 am
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i shagged a fat bird once who i maintain to this day had the nicest fanny i've ever had the pleasure of putting my knob in. tighter than a squirrel's arse and sweeter than those clicky things you put in your tea. she was a delightful girl i had a lot of fun knobbing, and she always had loads of fucking sweets and ice creams all over the place when i had the munchies. i just didn't really want to be seen with her because she was already fat, and only got fatter over the six months or so i'd known her.

on the other hand i once met another fat bird off fetlife and i couldn't even get it up because she smelt of curry
>> No. 61149 Billbob
18th July 2018
Wednesday 11:40 am
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That's probably from the diabetes.

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