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>> No. 64184 Crabkiller
18th October 2019
Friday 5:21 pm
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>> No. 64185 Billbob
18th October 2019
Friday 5:32 pm
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N1 M42 WONT NO WOT HIT EM
>> No. 64186 YubYub
18th October 2019
Friday 6:11 pm
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>>64185
It's the first time in a while something on the internet has been so edgy that it's made me actually say "oh wow" out loud.

Shared on Facebook by someone who, unsurprisingly, is a massive Corbyn fan and on the dole.
>> No. 64187 Moralfag
19th October 2019
Saturday 11:23 am
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What a shit meme. It's not even in the right font.
>> No. 64188 Billbob
19th October 2019
Saturday 12:39 pm
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>>64187
Image macro. Not meme. Image macro.

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>> No. 64177 Paedofag
15th October 2019
Tuesday 6:34 pm
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If you say "beer can" it sounds like a Jamaican saying "bacon".
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>> No. 64179 Ambulancelad
15th October 2019
Tuesday 6:46 pm
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If you change the "en" in the url of a Wikipedia page to "jam", it sounds like a Jamaican reading it aloud.
>> No. 64180 Paedofag
15th October 2019
Tuesday 6:59 pm
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If you want to speak Irish say "well oil beef hooked."
>> No. 64181 Auntiefucker
15th October 2019
Tuesday 10:42 pm
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>>64180
But that sounds like a West Country accent.
>> No. 64182 Crabkiller
15th October 2019
Tuesday 10:46 pm
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Oh, wait, no, I was just saying it in a West Country accent.
>> No. 64183 Moralfag
16th October 2019
Wednesday 7:55 am
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>>64181
>WEST COUNTRY ACCENT


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pDTiFkXgEE

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>> No. 64176 R4GE
12th October 2019
Saturday 9:37 pm
64176 CHING CHONG BING BONG


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>> No. 64115 Anonymous
23rd September 2019
Monday 9:32 pm
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Anyone grew up in England 😁 during a time when everyone treated each other like Family 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 going outside to play on streets, build dens and make tree swings 🌳, we got dirty, bathed 🛀🏻 on a Sunday we didn't eat fast food🍟🍔....we ate a sunday dinner...proper home made food 🍝 and chips cooked in a proper chip pan! we got ice cream 🍦from the ice cream van when my mum was flush, otherwise a choc ice from freezer. played rounders, climbing trees, jumping in ponds made bmx ramps in the street to see how many of my mates i could jump 🚲,garden hopping 🌳, kerby 🏐 , Hide and Seek🙈, british bulldog 🇬🇧🏃 and Ma

.There was no bottled water 💦 we drank water from the tap (bathroom tap at night)🚰 we shared the same bottle of pop... After we'd wiped it with our dirty sleeves, We only had kids tv after school 📺 we rode our bikes 🚲 for hours 🕰 There was no such thing as a mobile 📱 or any other electronic device 📵. If someone had a fight, that's exactly what it was... a fist fight👊. Kids didn't have guns🔫 or knives🔪.The street lights 💡were our curfew or until our mum shouted us. School was mandatory ✏️📒. We watched our mouths around our elders👴🏼👵🏼 because we knew we'd get a clip. Sayings like "What's for tea?" your guaranteed reply was shit and sugar“, where's me Mum" Run off with the milkman would be the answer. Nothing was too PC back then. Happy Days
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>> No. 64162 Auntiefucker
3rd October 2019
Thursday 8:08 am
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>>64115
People back then sounded dirty, obnoxious and ill-tempered.
>> No. 64163 Crabkiller
3rd October 2019
Thursday 8:47 pm
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>>64162
Pretty accurate.
>> No. 64164 YubYub
3rd October 2019
Thursday 10:44 pm
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Reminds me of this flaming pile of shit masquerading as the blurb of a "book":

"May 1974 our street was up for demolition and so we moved into a new house to a place called Flanshaw in Wakefield that seemed at the time a million miles from Thornes I remember moving in a rusty dusty old Tailors removal wagon that used to be based on Northgate Wakefield opposite the place the less well-off folk get married, anyway turns out we got a discount cos my brother worked there ! and sitting on the mattress Nan had died on months before we rode the journey to our new home, I felt at the time I was going on an adventure a mystery tour as looking out the back of the wagon I just remember seeing fluffy white clouds rolling by . And whilst sitting in the back of that old removal wagon slightly confused but also a feeling of excitement and anticipation emotions overcame me as I thought of Nan , And as fantastic as the times were at Wilson terrace listening to Nan's bedtime stories waking up to deep snow on the ground Christmas morning etc .and the playing out too the sailing on those home-made rafts on the frog pond By 99 archers at back of us I never knew then how much of an adventure I was about to embark upon or even what lay ahead for me , mix all that up and those thoughts of missing Nan cos she left us new years day 1974 a week after santa had brought my toys and you will get the picture the Tailor’s removal van suddenly screeched to a halt the brake noises slowly faded as the scruffy looking man driving opened the half shut shutters a warm sunny day, greeted me children scary children in my mind dressed in flares girls shouting and running around in the street skipping boys riding their tomahawk Budgie and chopper bikes popping wheelies! riding past me at speed Girls playing with their Cindy dolls crawling in and out of there plastic made Wendy houses on their front lawns making pretend cups of tea with colourful plastic cups and saucers ! neatly dressed and obviously proud mums talking over the garden gate to neighbours dads mowing their lawns under the summer sun . I sensed this was going to be quite an adventure"
>> No. 64174 YubYub
12th October 2019
Saturday 9:25 am
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does anyone know what pink is made out of? it's just that pink lemonade tastes twice as good and I want to try pink on its own
>> No. 64175 Searchfag
12th October 2019
Saturday 11:42 am
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>>64174
PINK LEMONADE COMES OUT OF THE GROUND LIKE THAT, PROBABLY SOME TYPE OF MINERAL THAT GETS DISSOLVED INTO THE LEMONADE UNDERGROUND. YOU'D HAVE TO BOIL OFF THE LEMONADE TO GET THE PINK. OR GO UNDERGROUND TO MINE IT.

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>> No. 63566 Anonymous
27th June 2019
Thursday 7:08 pm
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When I am watching the weather forecast I like it to be presented by Abbie dewhirst. She is a tip top weather girl.

(・∀・)(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)(ㆁωㆁ)(✯ᴗ✯)(◍•ᴗ•◍)❤(^∇^)ノ♪
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>> No. 63662 YubYub
11th July 2019
Thursday 10:26 pm
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>>63594
see what you need is that ESPER machine from Blade Runner that can scan a photo and look round corners n shit!

Just fuckin imagine it, you could take any photo in history and change the angle of the shot, all that never before seen minge, cheeky upskirts, a bit of side boob and sweaty baps.

I heard NASA's working on something like that.

Dirty buggers.
>> No. 63663 R4GE
11th July 2019
Thursday 10:50 pm
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>>63662
https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/a18428/camera-sees-around-corners/
It's like echolocation but with light.
>> No. 64171 Anonymous
11th October 2019
Friday 9:01 pm
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>> No. 64172 Anonymous
12th October 2019
Saturday 8:15 am
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DOG SNIFFS ABBIE MINGE
>> No. 64173 Samefag
12th October 2019
Saturday 8:40 am
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>>64172

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>> No. 64165 Searchfag
10th October 2019
Thursday 2:18 am
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Whassssssssssssssssssssssssup?
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>> No. 64166 Billbob
10th October 2019
Thursday 12:52 pm
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>Eva Ionesco is the youngest model ever to appear in a Playboy nude pictorial, since she was featured at age 11 in the October 1976 issue of the Italian edition of the magazine in a set by Bourboulon. In that picture, she was at a beach posing in nude exposing all female anatomy.

>Another of her nude pictorials, in the November 1978 issue of the Spanish edition of Penthouse, was a selection of her mother's photographs. She made also appeared on the cover page of Der Spiegel at the age of 12 completely nude.The issue was later expunged from the magazine's records.
>> No. 64167 Crabkiller
10th October 2019
Thursday 6:19 pm
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Admiral, if we were to assume that these whales are ours to do with as we please, then we would be as bad as those who caused their extinction
>> No. 64168 YubYub
10th October 2019
Thursday 9:40 pm
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What do they even do with a dead whale? How is it recycled?
>> No. 64169 Anonymous
10th October 2019
Thursday 10:31 pm
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>>64168
Japanese immigrants.
>> No. 64170 Anonymous
10th October 2019
Thursday 10:53 pm
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>>64168

I think whale fat can be used in a lot of cosmetic products, can't it? I always remember people saying that's what they made lipstick out of.

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>> No. 64137 Crabkiller
1st October 2019
Tuesday 9:53 pm
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Greggs stockpiles pork for sausage rolls ahead of IIIWW

High Street bakery chain Greggs is stockpiling pork so that production of its sausage rolls is guaranteed in the event of a no-deal IIIWW.

"We are preparing for the potential impact of the UK's departure from the European Union by building stocks of key ingredients," the firm said.

Around 20% of a Greggs sausage roll is made from pork. It has previously said a no-deal IIIWW may mean it has to find alternatives for fresh tomatoes and lettuce. The bakery chain detailed its planning for the UK's departure from the EU in a trading update which showed that total sales had risen 12.4% in the past 13 weeks.


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-49890034

At least we now know there's not going to be any riots when we leave the EU.
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>> No. 64154 Moralfag
2nd October 2019
Wednesday 4:36 pm
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Eating some Iceland vegan sausage rolls. They taste exactly like any other sausage roll except the pastry's better quality and it's less greasy.
>> No. 64155 YubYub
2nd October 2019
Wednesday 6:04 pm
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>>64154
>IT'S LESS GREASY.
I'm sorry to hear that.
>> No. 64156 Billbob
2nd October 2019
Wednesday 6:48 pm
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>>64155
It still burns the roof of your mouth off with hot gunk. That's how you know it's a sausage roll.
>> No. 64157 Anonymous
2nd October 2019
Wednesday 9:44 pm
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>>64143
Get one of these and stockpile a some dishrags from Ikea or a pound shop. Never buy bog roll again.
>> No. 64159 Searchfag
2nd October 2019
Wednesday 11:25 pm
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>>64157
Mate I've told him. He thinks we're having him on.

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>> No. 64149 Crabkiller
2nd October 2019
Wednesday 8:08 am
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_179omQTqk

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>> No. 64136 Paedofag
30th September 2019
Monday 4:30 pm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_0_nXbmAhM

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>> No. 63768 Auntiefucker
22nd July 2019
Monday 8:04 pm
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Help! I'm playing Scrabble against midge ure. I’ve only got 4 letters left, but they mean nothing to me.
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>> No. 63771 Are Moaty
22nd July 2019
Monday 9:12 pm
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>>63769
>RELEASE DATE: JANUARY 1981
THIS IS SQUARELY IN GRANDDAD TERRITORY.
>> No. 63772 Auntiefucker
23rd July 2019
Tuesday 12:28 am
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pls explain
>> No. 63773 Searchfag
23rd July 2019
Tuesday 12:43 am
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>>63772

Say it out loud. I didn't figure it out until I googled it.
>> No. 63774 R4GE
23rd July 2019
Tuesday 12:45 am
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>>63772

i get it now "oh vienna"
>> No. 64135 Are Moaty
29th September 2019
Sunday 9:39 am
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Why shouldn't you marry a tennis player?

love means nothing to them.

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>> No. 64119 Anonymous
25th September 2019
Wednesday 7:39 pm
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I don't get it.
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>> No. 64121 Crabkiller
25th September 2019
Wednesday 8:27 pm
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>>64120
You leave Paula alone.
>> No. 64122 Are Moaty
25th September 2019
Wednesday 8:38 pm
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>>64121
But she's almost got her mouth closed in that one.

19:57:30
https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews
>> No. 64125 Anonymous
25th September 2019
Wednesday 10:15 pm
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>>64120

I once wrote her a letter and asked her why she was voting against IIIWW when Dewsbury voted to leave, but I didn't get an answer.
>> No. 64126 Ambulancelad
25th September 2019
Wednesday 11:47 pm
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>>64119
It's like Narnia, but not.

I'd probably like Abbott more if she started giving me Turkish Delights tbh.
>> No. 64127 Ambulancelad
26th September 2019
Thursday 6:51 am
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>>64126
If you asked Abbott for a Turkish delight you'd probably be committing some form of -ism.

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>> No. 63606 YubYub
5th July 2019
Friday 4:54 am
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Mods are asleep

Post Ossett
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>> No. 63616 Auntiefucker
5th July 2019
Friday 3:04 pm
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>>63614
Not sure how I feel about that photo, the distortion is so uncanny.

Also it was taken in Oss*tt lol
>> No. 63617 Billbob
6th July 2019
Saturday 2:00 am
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>>63613

Only about a tenner above the usual rates
I'd imagine.
>> No. 63753 Anonymous
19th July 2019
Friday 1:23 am
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>> No. 63754 Are Moaty
19th July 2019
Friday 10:07 am
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>> No. 64118 Anonymous
25th September 2019
Wednesday 5:25 am
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Town hall clock tower looks like a penis.

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>> No. 64110 R4GE
23rd September 2019
Monday 5:08 pm
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If I submit an anonymous tip then how are they going to give me my cash prize?
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>> No. 64129 Crabkiller
27th September 2019
Friday 3:28 pm
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>>64110
It's a trap. They aren't actually going to reward you. The "prize" will be a sting operation.
>> No. 64130 YubYub
27th September 2019
Friday 7:04 pm
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>>64129
I think the idea is meant to be that you report your competitors, not your boss.
>> No. 64131 Anonymous
27th September 2019
Friday 8:02 pm
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>>64130
Snitches get stitches, m7.
>> No. 64132 Anonymous
28th September 2019
Saturday 1:17 am
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>>64131
The game has changed, frienderino. Snitches get bitches.
>> No. 64133 Are Moaty
28th September 2019
Saturday 4:36 am
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>>64132

Tell that to adrian lamo. reconstituted pork product in gravy got his dime bag cut with ricin. Y0.

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>> No. 64109 Ambulancelad
23rd September 2019
Monday 1:30 am
64109 ARE Aki
Just found this on Wiki:

In 2016, police began investigating an allegation against the BBC of incitement to racial hatred after Arobieke complained that the 2016 documentary, The Man Who Squeezes Muscles: Searching for marple Aki, was racist. In the film he is referred to as a “big black” man three times, and it is said that “everyone has seen him or been chased by him” and “everyone thinks they have spotted him and felt a shiver”. One alleged victim says “He is just marple and huge.”[41]

In 2017, Solita Bar and Grill apologised for naming a burger ‘marple Teriyaki’, in reference to Arobieke's nickname, after complaints that the name could be construed as racist. The restaurant had posted the name on Twitter with a photo of a sign which included an arm squeezing a bicep.[42]

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