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I think I might start pretending to be a "licensing goon". Politely asking people if they have a license or not, and when some twat starts recording me and acting like I've demanded their first born for a war against the Martians, just fucking murdering them. Just outright and utter murder. Can you really imagine these shit fuckers being any help in any situation ever? Just give the licensing folks a ring if you give a shit. But they don't care, they're just little men with fragile egos and little else to offer.
And he's a fucking liar, I'll bet my bollocks he's watched live TV. If you're going to blag your way out of the TV license, don't act like you're on some fucking crusade.