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>> No. 56338 Anonymous
27th July 2016
Wednesday 7:53 pm
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why do i have to be sexually attracted to cars?. all i do is stick my dick in the exhaust pipe and suddenly i get binned in with all those other car fucking weirdos.

why cant i be attracted to something normal, like women, or children.
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>> No. 56349 Samefag
29th July 2016
Friday 4:45 pm
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>>56346
THE DREAM!

please don't ban me mod lads, I did as best as I could with the censorship
>> No. 56350 YubYub
29th July 2016
Friday 5:03 pm
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>>56349
That's the least sneaky sneaky smokester I've seen in a long while.
>> No. 56351 Moralfag
29th July 2016
Friday 5:05 pm
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>>56350
He's to the correct scale though.
>> No. 56352 Anonymous
29th July 2016
Friday 5:25 pm
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>>56350

No one has found the one I posted 2 months ago yet.

I'll give a clue. he is still on the first page of the board he is posted on.
>> No. 56353 Searchfag
29th July 2016
Friday 6:36 pm
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>>56352
If no-one finds your Grade-A Jokester, you win, lad. Don't give 'clues'.

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>> No. 56342 Anonymous
28th July 2016
Thursday 2:19 pm
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Looks like The Day Today is back, but it's a bit shit this time.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6n8IhAhjKQ
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>> No. 56343 Ambulancelad
28th July 2016
Thursday 3:57 pm
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He's very confident of his abilities, isn't he? Perhaps he's not an amateur at the whole knifey-kill-stab business? Taking out a dozen people isn't exactly apple scrumping, even if they are withered old C of E types.
>> No. 56344 Moralfag
28th July 2016
Thursday 6:11 pm
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Its like a story you would read in the bible.
>'I couldst has't hath killed all in the house of God!' did declare Martin of the Kingdom of Murdoch

If I know my biblical storytelling right what remains of his immediate family is now plastered on the living room wall. Just you wait until the story continues as suddenly everything the Mail prints becomes true.
>> No. 56345 Auntiefucker
28th July 2016
Thursday 6:18 pm
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Give him three months and he'll be running down Oxford Street screaming "you're all going to die!".

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>> No. 56336 Searchfag
27th July 2016
Wednesday 7:38 am
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An episode of Fireman Sam in which a character appeared to tread on a page from the Qur’an has been removed from Channel 5’s streaming site, the TV network said.

In episode seven, series nine of the popular children’s animation, a character carrying a tray of hot drinks slips after tripping on some paper on the floor of the fire station. Several sheets fly into the air, one of which looks to be covered with Arabic script. HIT Entertainment, which produced the show, apologised “unreservedly” to viewers.

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2016/jul/26/channel-5-remove-fireman-sam-episode-which-shows-character-stepping-on-snow

You lads are alright. Stay out of pontypandy tonight.

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>> No. 56294 Are Moaty
13th July 2016
Wednesday 6:35 am
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InDBjIqtmTE

Bang and the cunt is gone.

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/529174/Cillit-Bang-Barry-Scott-advert-killed-off-replaced-funny-mash-up-video

Now he knows how Howard from the Halifax feels.
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>> No. 56306 Ambulancelad
14th July 2016
Thursday 1:20 am
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>>56301

AT LEAST THAT PICTURE LOANS CUNT HAS FUCKED OFF.

THE CREDIT CRUNCH HAD A SILVER LINING AFTER ALL.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hevNco-VIho
>> No. 56308 Ambulancelad
15th July 2016
Friday 6:19 pm
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>>56302
>SHE'S NOWT SPECIAL.

BENDER ALERT! LUCY BARKER IS LOVELY AND HAS ACTUALLY BEEN IN A FEW ADVERTS OVER THE YEARS FROM SPECIAL K TO MACCIES.

HER WESBITE HAS A PAGE FOR ALL HER TELEVISION STUFF BUT SADLY NOT ENOUGH TO WANK TO (AND NOT NEARLY ENOUGH UNIFORMS): HTTP://WWW.LUCYBARKER.INFO/REEL.HTML
>> No. 56332 Crabkiller
25th July 2016
Monday 8:13 pm
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>>56306

oh fucking hell
>> No. 56333 R4GE
25th July 2016
Monday 8:49 pm
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Cuntiest cunt in advertising?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y4nTpBrgAA
>> No. 56334 Paedofag
26th July 2016
Tuesday 6:51 am
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx1J2CzNnS8

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>> No. 56331 Billbob
20th July 2016
Wednesday 11:54 am
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuedQFH8wZI

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>> No. 56314 Crabkiller
18th July 2016
Monday 1:57 am
56314 Rowan Atkinson confirms he is still alive
BREAKING NEWS: Mr Bean actor Rowan Atkinson has confirmed he is 'not dead yet'.

Announcing the news that he hasn't killed himself, the actor's representatives confirmed that he is alive.

News of the mute actor's premature suicide went viral as his PR team circulated the story of his denial, claiming that he is still very relevant in the national zeitgeist.

Speculation has begun as to who thought he was in trouble in the first place, but his PR representative requested that everone stop asking questions at such a personal and private time for someone who was at his peak in the 90s.
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>> No. 56317 Searchfag
18th July 2016
Monday 6:33 am
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>>56316

Not a problem the queers of IQ m8.
>> No. 56318 Searchfag
18th July 2016
Monday 6:41 am
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Does anyone know if John Cleese is still alive?
>> No. 56319 Paedofag
18th July 2016
Monday 8:20 am
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>>56318
Yes, someone almost certainly knows.
>> No. 56320 R4GE
18th July 2016
Monday 12:26 pm
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>>56318

Oh he's alive alright.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9tSN0178Us
>> No. 56330 Paedofag
20th July 2016
Wednesday 10:36 am
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>>56320

Jihardup John

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>> No. 56321 Anonymous
19th July 2016
Tuesday 9:54 am
56321 July the 19th
Why does that strike me as important?
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>> No. 56325 Billbob
19th July 2016
Tuesday 8:15 pm
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>> No. 56326 YubYub
19th July 2016
Tuesday 10:28 pm
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>>56321
ITS OUR BIRTHDAY
>> No. 56327 Anonymous
19th July 2016
Tuesday 10:53 pm
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Happy national brick day everyone.
>> No. 56328 Are Moaty
19th July 2016
Tuesday 11:45 pm
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It's actually my birthday today lads, are you all trying to mindfuck me or what

I have work in the morning Oh shit cunt
>> No. 56329 Anonymous
19th July 2016
Tuesday 11:56 pm
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>>56327

cLEVER, 9/10, ONLY THE SET UP COULD HAVE BEEN BETTER

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>> No. 55791 Billbob
13th April 2016
Wednesday 6:56 pm
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Does olive oil enhance sexual performance?
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>> No. 56086 R4GE
20th May 2016
Friday 1:20 am
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Let's go Nando's 'cause this is right cheeky.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3599999/Portrait-perfect-marriage-11-years-Elton-proposed-David.html
>> No. 56087 Auntiefucker
20th May 2016
Friday 1:41 am
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>>56086
Eleven years ago this month, Sir Elton John proposed to his partner, David Furnish, thus formalising a relationship that — as the whole world knows — has blossomed into one of the most blissfully happy of showbusiness marriages.

We know this, of course, because Sir Elton and David have been generous enough to share almost every detail of their relationship and family life through the pages of celebrity magazines, in high-profile TV interviews and on social media.

Whether it has been to share pictures of their star-packed wedding, to announce the arrival of their two children born by a surrogate mother — even revealing they had her breast milk delivered to them by FedEx — or repeatedly posing for happy family snaps, they have revealed the most intimate moments of their perfect family life.


That is quite brilliant.
>> No. 56310 Billbob
17th July 2016
Sunday 3:11 pm
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>BLOCK IT MAN: The Sun on Sunday win legal battle with Elton John after he tried to hush sexual harrassment case.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1456181/the-sun-on-sunday-win-legal-battle-with-elton-john-after-he-tried-to-hush-sexual-harrassment-case/

Hang on, lads. Did we have it wrong and the injunction was about this rather than someone else furnishing their arsehole with greasy cocks?
>> No. 56311 Paedofag
17th July 2016
Sunday 7:19 pm
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>>56310
There were two injunctions. That's the less interesting one.

I dread to think of what their legal bills must be like.
>> No. 56312 Paedofag
17th July 2016
Sunday 7:51 pm
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>>56311
>I dread to think of what their legal bills must be like.
Very oily, at a guess.

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>> No. 56309 Billbob
17th July 2016
Sunday 12:37 am
56309 David Bellamy's prison bingo
Truck driver was shit dint know how to make anfo innit n1

http://www.bestgore.com/murder/aftermath-truck-crowd-bastille-day-attack-nice-france/

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>> No. 56236 R4GE
25th June 2016
Saturday 6:01 pm
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JiV8ThY7Hs
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>> No. 56250 Are Moaty
26th June 2016
Sunday 6:23 pm
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>>56249

Spirals.
>> No. 56251 Crabkiller
26th June 2016
Sunday 7:32 pm
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>>56246
What is this?
>> No. 56252 Billbob
26th June 2016
Sunday 9:40 pm
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>>56251
Successful.
>> No. 56253 Anonymous
28th June 2016
Tuesday 2:27 pm
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KUNT'S FINEST HOUR.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MF0I9-JCJg
>> No. 56298 Samefag
13th July 2016
Wednesday 4:09 pm
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Too true.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3reAaVYkSE

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>> No. 56290 YubYub
8th July 2016
Friday 3:48 pm
56290 URGENT: Please help me.
Hello,


I've just inherited a small fortune from a distant relative, but in order to claim it I need to spend a night in a haunted house.


Can you wire me £1,000,000, the sum of the inheritance, because I'm afraid of the dark?


Yours facetiously,



The Laird of Dunoon
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>> No. 56291 Billbob
10th July 2016
Sunday 3:33 am
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>>56290
Cool story bro
>> No. 56292 Moralfag
10th July 2016
Sunday 3:39 am
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made me lol anyway
>> No. 56293 Anonymous
10th July 2016
Sunday 3:47 am
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>> No. 56278 Ambulancelad
5th July 2016
Tuesday 6:20 pm
56278 Scientists FINALLY invent robotic rectum
It's times like this that I regret not becoming a proctologist.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FuzuAGRHak
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>> No. 56279 YubYub
5th July 2016
Tuesday 6:30 pm
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The questions we all want answered are:

a) can I stick my knob in it
b) will it go haywire and rip my cock off
>> No. 56280 Auntiefucker
5th July 2016
Tuesday 8:25 pm
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>>56279

'Here lies anon, who sadly passed after heavy bleeding from a robotic rectum that ripped his phallus off. May he rest in peace.'
>> No. 56281 R4GE
5th July 2016
Tuesday 10:17 pm
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>>56280

I DON'T TRUST ROBOTS.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CiE32h55HI

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>> No. 56269 R4GE
3rd July 2016
Sunday 10:37 pm
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The hero we deserve.
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>> No. 56273 Moralfag
4th July 2016
Monday 10:37 am
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>>56269
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/jul/04/Jimmy-Saville-resigns-as-ukip-leader

He's going into training.
>> No. 56274 R4GE
4th July 2016
Monday 10:40 am
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>>56273
>Jimmy Saville
>> No. 56275 Paedofag
4th July 2016
Monday 10:54 am
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>Jimmy Saville
>> No. 56276 Searchfag
4th July 2016
Monday 10:59 am
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>>56275
Now then, lads.
>> No. 56277 Auntiefucker
4th July 2016
Monday 11:06 am
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>>56276
Help me, I can't stop.

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>> No. 56261 Samefag
2nd July 2016
Saturday 6:59 pm
56261 ey yo fat
>Every time I fuck yo momma she gimme a cookie
nigga whas wrong witchoo, cookie got like 150 calorie in they, sex burn near 300 calorie an hour. u fuck my momma rite an u gon LOSE weight nigga.
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>> No. 56262 Auntiefucker
2nd July 2016
Saturday 7:15 pm
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each time i fuck i burn 5 calories blud
>> No. 56263 Paedofag
2nd July 2016
Saturday 7:17 pm
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>>56262
Each teaspoon of ejaculate has about five to seven calories.
>> No. 56265 Anonymous
2nd July 2016
Saturday 7:46 pm
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>>56263

then why is marc almonds so skinny
>> No. 56266 Samefag
2nd July 2016
Saturday 7:48 pm
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>>56265

I guess he doesn't swallow
>> No. 56268 Anonymous
2nd July 2016
Saturday 7:55 pm
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>>56266

now i know why elton johnson sucker is a fat fuck

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