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>> No. 62170 Paedofag
9th December 2018
Sunday 9:02 pm
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Even though I agree with the sentiment, this is deeply painful to watch.
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>> No. 62183 YubYub
10th December 2018
Monday 8:11 pm
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>>62182
I dunno, The Last Leg is often funny, whereas Mock The Week has long passed its sell-by.
>> No. 62184 Auntiefucker
10th December 2018
Monday 8:28 pm
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>>62183
>THE LAST LEG IS OFTEN FUNNY

I dunno, lad. It's always seemed a bit too preaching to the choir and stating the obvious to me. It seems squarely aimed at the type of person who wants to spam "the Tories are bad" ad nauseam in the guardian comments section, never posting anything with any real substance.
>> No. 62185 Moralfag
10th December 2018
Monday 9:10 pm
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>>62170
Meanwhile in Parliament, ambulances called to the Commons, several ministers with severe burns.
>> No. 62186 Samefag
10th December 2018
Monday 9:43 pm
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>>62184
>IT SEEMS SQUARELY AIMED AT THE TYPE OF PERSON WHO WANTS TO SPAM "THE TORIES ARE BAD" AD NAUSEAM IN THE GUARDIAN COMMENTS SECTION, NEVER POSTING ANYTHING WITH ANY REAL SUBSTANCE.

So how come we don't like it then?
>> No. 62187 YubYub
10th December 2018
Monday 10:54 pm
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>>62184

The Mash Report has made everything else look very old-fashioned. It's still a bit of a lefty circlejerk, but Rachel Parris is sharp as a tack and they give Geoff Norcott a fair hearing.

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>> No. 60853 Anonymous
24th June 2018
Sunday 10:53 am
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqwxVNJrPFg

"Right, Theresa, everybody keeps accusing you of being an emotionless robot completely lacking in human empathy. We want you to read this with as much expression as possible."
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>> No. 62165 YubYub
7th December 2018
Friday 6:00 am
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>>62154

You can't get into a cunt off with her because she doesn't answer questions.
>> No. 62166 R4GE
7th December 2018
Friday 6:37 am
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>>62165
She'd fit right in, then.
>> No. 62167 Anonymous
7th December 2018
Friday 6:40 am
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>>62166
Isn't she a woman though? I thought we agreed no more women.
>> No. 62168 Anonymous
7th December 2018
Friday 6:42 am
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>>62167

It's a one in, one out sort of deal, and I think the last one left after the insidious actual maritime issues, so we'll be alright.
>> No. 62169 R4GE
7th December 2018
Friday 6:53 am
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>>62168
I think the problem is that we've got too many philosophers. According to the ancient Greeks the gods created woman as a punishment for man.

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>> No. 62145 Are Moaty
6th December 2018
Thursday 7:13 am
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How does one get trained in the proper way to use a toaster? I have no formal accreditations for this.
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>> No. 62157 R4GE
6th December 2018
Thursday 9:08 pm
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You all realise this isn't to do with thick people, it's to do with not wanting to get sued?
>> No. 62158 Searchfag
6th December 2018
Thursday 9:26 pm
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>>62157
Has there ever been a case of someone successfully Suing someone else because they were injured using a toaster and felt that they should have been properly trained to use it?

As with a lot of things that happen in this country, it seems based on what someone has assumed might happen when the reality is that they've just pulled it out of their arse. "We must do X or we might get sued" should read "I think we should do X because I'm afraid we might get sued, based on nothing other than irrational fear convincing me that it's plausible enough to happen".

We do live in a compo culture, but a lot of what happens is the "won't someone think of the children?" equivalent.
>> No. 62160 Ambulancelad
6th December 2018
Thursday 9:37 pm
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>>62158
>WHAT SOMEONE HAS ASSUMED MIGHT HAPPEN

The curse of the risk assessment.
>> No. 62161 Paedofag
6th December 2018
Thursday 9:39 pm
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>>62158

>HAS THERE EVER BEEN A CASE OF SOMEONE SUCCESSFULLY SUING SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE THEY WERE INJURED USING A TOASTER AND FELT THAT THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN PROPERLY TRAINED TO USE IT?

PROBABLY NOT, BUT IT'S A LOT CHEAPER TO PRINT OFF SOME POSTERS THAN TO EVER FIND OUT.

Health and safety as a workplace practice is to minimise risk, be it risk of someone hurting themselves, damaging property, and so on. The threat of 'we might get sued' might be a minimal one like you say, but it's entirely plausible (have you had an accident at work that wasn't your fault? no win no fee) so having a clear SOP built into every single thing that is done at your workplace is an effective way to defend against that, while also simply informing everyone.

It might seem ridiculous, to us but as others have pointed out, there's probably a lot of none-british working in these places who might realistically have never used a toaster. Bear in mind most Americans have never used an electric kettle, so I'd not be surprised if Romanians all grill their bread instead of having a separate unit for it.
>> No. 62162 R4GE
6th December 2018
Thursday 10:22 pm
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>>62158

Undoubtedly. Toasters are a surprisingly common cause of electrocution and fire. Even a relatively minor fire can cause chaos in a hospital due to the difficulty of organising a safe evacuation.

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>> No. 62113 R4GE
30th November 2018
Friday 9:01 pm
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We haven't had a caption competition in a while.
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>> No. 62139 Crabkiller
2nd December 2018
Sunday 5:19 pm
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>>62138

I think she looks a bit like Mr. Burns in a wig.
>> No. 62140 Anonymous
4th December 2018
Tuesday 1:54 am
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Tension at g20 summit when it transpires there is only one bottle of water left.
>> No. 62142 Anonymous
5th December 2018
Wednesday 12:01 pm
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Trump offers May a second pearl neckless.
>> No. 62143 Auntiefucker
5th December 2018
Wednesday 1:54 pm
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>> No. 62149 Searchfag
6th December 2018
Thursday 11:09 am
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>>62142
Winner winner, chicken dinner.

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>> No. 62060 R4GE
23rd November 2018
Friday 3:38 pm
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How do you do, fellow kids?

https://www.ipswichstar.co.uk/news/ipswich-stoke-high-age-inquiry-1-5792131
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>> No. 62109 Samefag
25th November 2018
Sunday 6:48 pm
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>>62108
Christ I'd almost forgotten this one, what a blast from the past.
>> No. 62110 YubYub
26th November 2018
Monday 6:46 pm
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>>62109

I actually don't own a television and have not been watching live programming for at least 10 years.
>> No. 62111 Ambulancelad
26th November 2018
Monday 6:49 pm
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>>62110

I've got an old CRT in a box I haven't looked at since 2008. Ditto for my skybox and freeview box. I have an RF modulator so reckon I could get it working. I'd have to retune everything. The digital switchover has happened in the meantime.
>> No. 62112 Anonymous
26th November 2018
Monday 8:47 pm
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>>62111

I've been looking for a CRT for a while, I wanted one for playing retro games on but so does every other cunt these days so they actually cost a fair bit when you spot a good one on ebay.

I was rather salty when I found out my parents have thrown out the one I had as a lad. As well as all my fucking space marines the bastards, i knew they didn't love me
>> No. 62144 Ambulancelad
5th December 2018
Wednesday 5:48 pm
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>>62112

I've got a bank of four black and white Sony monitors, only cost me a tenner

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>> No. 61985 Anonymous
18th November 2018
Sunday 7:21 pm
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According to an industry insider present, the environment secretary was left reeling by a briefing from the Food and Drink Federation that of the 21 ingredients that make up a Mars bar manufactured at their factory in Slough, two imported products go off within a few days.

In the event of no deal, gridlock at the port of Dover would effectively shut down one of the country’s main routes for food imports. The ingredients couldn’t be stockpiled. The experts told Gove the UK’s entire supply of Mars bars would run out within two weeks.


https://www.buzzfeed.com/alexwickham/mars-bars-brexit-no-deal-gove

pack your mars bars, lads.


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>> No. 62131 Samefag
2nd December 2018
Sunday 11:15 am
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>>62130
Not all of us can afford a jenny to power a fridge to keep our foie gras cool in poshlad
>> No. 62132 Moralfag
2nd December 2018
Sunday 11:23 am
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>>62128
I see packed rice but there's not a trace of teabags and hobnobs. They might survive ITZ but will they consider it a blessing or a curse?
>> No. 62133 Are Moaty
2nd December 2018
Sunday 11:35 am
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If you're going to prepare for itz then you need at least 200 packets of beanfeast Bolognese. Bloody amateurs.
>> No. 62134 Paedofag
2nd December 2018
Sunday 11:59 am
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>>62133
I'll take my chances outside, with the cannibals, if it's all the same to you.
>> No. 62135 Moralfag
2nd December 2018
Sunday 12:23 pm
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>>62133
>Serves 2

Has a crueller lie ever been spoken?

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>> No. 62121 Auntiefucker
1st December 2018
Saturday 8:18 pm
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Lads.

This is not a drill. I repeat, not a drill.
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>> No. 62122 YubYub
1st December 2018
Saturday 8:22 pm
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Aldi's do a ripoff version that are exactly the same, but they're bigger and don't have as much of a 'stale' wafer texture.
>> No. 62124 Anonymous
1st December 2018
Saturday 8:36 pm
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>>62122
Then they aint the same m8.
>> No. 62125 Moralfag
1st December 2018
Saturday 8:44 pm
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>>62122

The Aldi knockoff is too light, it's just a Blue Riband with a bit of caramel. A Caramel Wafer is supposed to be chewy and dense.
>> No. 62126 R4GE
2nd December 2018
Sunday 12:10 am
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>>62125
By the Old Gods and the New I hate Blue Riband. It's almost approaching the kind of austerity I actually quite like in a sweet, but it's actually just shit.
>> No. 62127 Anonymous
2nd December 2018
Sunday 9:14 am
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I think I might lose the will to live if anything happened to Tunnock's.

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>> No. 62115 Searchfag
30th November 2018
Friday 9:52 pm
62115 Are Noel
So, do we all agree that Noel is a massive fucking bellend?

>Noel, said his wife Liz initially bought him a black cab and that, by driving in bus lanes, he shaved an hour off his commute.
>While he said this was "totally legal", he told campmates that after the council installed CCTV in bus lanes, he got a ticket.
>"So having got the ticket, I didn't take my cab in the bus lane," he said. "I did what any sane person would do. I bought a bus. I've a Routemaster bus."

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-46397858
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>> No. 62117 Anonymous
1st December 2018
Saturday 12:13 am
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>>62115
Only for shouting his mouth off on telly when he's on shaky ground. Not for buying one.

Who the fuck knew you could drive a minibus in London bus lanes?

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>> No. 62073 R4GE
23rd November 2018
Friday 11:09 pm
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We're dreaming of a SMUG Christmas! Meet the mums who starting planning in January, put the tree up two weeks ago, and have already bought matching outfits for the kids

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6423089/Meet-mums-starting-planning-Xmas-January.html

I know you lads love a bit of Daily mail clickbait and this is the juiciest one I've seen since their 'tiger wives' article.
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>> No. 62091 Billbob
24th November 2018
Saturday 5:46 pm
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>>62081

She might be a nutter but doesn't necessarily come across as one in comparison. She seems to mention buying wrapping paper when it is discounted in January, and going to an awful lot of shops to try and save on cost. Which might be obsessive behaviour that comes across as shrude when phrased right.
>> No. 62092 Anonymous
24th November 2018
Saturday 5:49 pm
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>>62091

My mum buys a load of christmas cards and that in January too. I always thought it was smart rather than mental. It's not like she's 'planning for christmas' in January, she's just buying a box of cards and some wrapping paper and leaving it in her wardrobe for 11 months.
>> No. 62093 Ambulancelad
24th November 2018
Saturday 6:24 pm
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>>62091
"Shrewd" but I don't think anyone would judge you for getting that wrong.
>> No. 62094 Searchfag
24th November 2018
Saturday 6:32 pm
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>>62092
Same here. I don't explicitly go looking for it, but if I see Christmas cards, wrapping paper or crackers reduced in January then it makes sense to get them.
>> No. 62095 YubYub
24th November 2018
Saturday 6:49 pm
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>>62093
You think wrong things.

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>> No. 62058 Paedofag
22nd November 2018
Thursday 5:50 pm
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Why do old women fall for foreign toyboys, who then fleece them for all the money they have? It's got to be one of the oldest ruses going.

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/scot-spent-90k-sri-lanka-13625894
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>> No. 62059 Searchfag
22nd November 2018
Thursday 6:07 pm
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Why do old men do the same with Thai brides? Loneliness and horniness make people do stupid things.
>> No. 62069 R4GE
23rd November 2018
Friday 9:39 pm
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The same reason old blokes pay for russian and thai women to fly over here and dissapear on them once they've got their papers in order.

I just hope when I'm that age I have enough self awareness to realise I'm being taken for a ride.
>> No. 62070 Ambulancelad
23rd November 2018
Friday 9:49 pm
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>Since then, Diane has been attempting to find a lawyer who could help her sell the property, which was put in the name of her husband’s family, but her in-laws have refused to help her sell.

The whole story just seems a little fishy to me. For starters, how the fuck did they manage to get so much money out of a Scot?

>>62059
>LONELINESS AND HORNINESS MAKE PEOPLE DO STUPID THINGS.

There's no need to bring your mum into this m8
>> No. 62071 Searchfag
23rd November 2018
Friday 10:08 pm
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Why do young people fall for sugar parents, who then fleece them for all the youth they have? It's got to be one of the oldest ruses going.
>> No. 62072 Anonymous
23rd November 2018
Friday 10:17 pm
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>>62070

>There's no need to bring your mum into this m8

You're the stupidest thing my mum has ever done.

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>> No. 62052 Are Moaty
20th November 2018
Tuesday 5:11 pm
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Christmas is ruined!

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>> No. 62055 Ambulancelad
20th November 2018
Tuesday 6:10 pm
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>>62052
The receiver doesn't look too impressed. I can see how getting arse-raped by a polar bear would ruin one's day.

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>> No. 62040 Ambulancelad
20th November 2018
Tuesday 2:53 am
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>> No. 62046 Are Moaty
20th November 2018
Tuesday 9:52 am
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That little Danny Boyle bastard, what a hack.
>> No. 62047 Moralfag
20th November 2018
Tuesday 11:38 am
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>>62045
Then I guess we've got some catching up to do, cunt.

Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt.

Cunt.
>> No. 62051 Auntiefucker
20th November 2018
Tuesday 5:06 pm
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>>62043

I don't think B3ta can be measured by word count, it really is more about the art. There is a lot of high quality orginal content there if you measure it by that standard.
>> No. 62053 YubYub
20th November 2018
Tuesday 5:26 pm
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>>62051
I was counting both the main board and the talk board. Looks like they've picked up a lot since then, maybe we're just more wordy in the mornings.
>> No. 62054 Auntiefucker
20th November 2018
Tuesday 5:52 pm
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>>62053

There are just more cunt offs before people have their morning fill of tea, and again at night as they get their evening fill of special brew and K cider.

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>> No. 62002 Are Moaty
19th November 2018
Monday 1:30 am
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(A good day to you Sir!)
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>> No. 62031 Crabkiller
19th November 2018
Monday 7:06 pm
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>>62018
>Lewis Carroll

Very subtle lad.
>> No. 62048 Samefag
20th November 2018
Tuesday 2:39 pm
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>>62009

Why the long face?
>> No. 62049 Searchfag
20th November 2018
Tuesday 2:56 pm
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>>62048

Look at the state of him.
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20th November 2018
Tuesday 2:56 pm
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>> No. 62056 Billbob
20th November 2018
Tuesday 7:20 pm
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>>62049

I wonder if he looks anything like her dad, it is the most logical explanation I have for why she's with him.

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>> No. 60165 R4GE
17th March 2018
Saturday 11:46 am
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Guess who’s supposedly dead?
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>> No. 62035 Anonymous
19th November 2018
Monday 10:58 pm
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>>62033

If the Onion style photoshop didn't give it away, you already don't belong here.

+10 for the reference, though.
>> No. 62036 Billbob
20th November 2018
Tuesday 12:41 am
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>>62035
And I thought the same thing, but upon checking its veracity I learnt that the image is actually real. However, it's from an anti-government protest in Syria, not ISIS occupied territory. The protesters were trying to make a point about Assad being as bad as ISIS, and weren't burning kids either, for the record.
>> No. 62037 Auntiefucker
20th November 2018
Tuesday 1:03 am
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>>62036
If ISIS are so innocent why don't you go live with them?
>> No. 62038 Auntiefucker
20th November 2018
Tuesday 1:16 am
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>>62037
Probably because they've been eradicated so thoroughly by Russian backed Syrian and Jordanian forces, to the point they are hiding in the Syrian polar and have been forced to recruit people with special needs, that they have no home he could live with them in.
>> No. 62039 Billbob
20th November 2018
Tuesday 1:17 am
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>>62037
What >>62038 said and everything else about them he didn't mention.

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