>>43166
I really don't care about birds getting fucked in the mouth m8. I want to see them in pain as something big is stuffed up their fanny.

2nd most attractive woman - Fired...Sir Alan gets rid of the ethnics early.

>>43184
Her side profile is fucking perfect.

>>43185

>>43121

Yes I would. It looks like someone marqueed her face in paint and stretched it horizontally.

>>43167
Fucking pakis, SEND THEM TO PAKILAND. WHERE'S ARE SI WHEN WE NEED HIM??

>>43167
UGehhhhhhhhh.

Please don't make me watch Stacey Dooley cry in the middle of a serious television interview again, please.

You already canceled How Not To Live Your Life! HAVEN'T YOU TAKEN ENOUGH!?

Too bad he lost

>>43178
That's legitimately interesting.

And he had a London food blog.

http://www.pierate.co.uk/2013/05/best-pie-in-london.html

>>43178
>The book was published in Tokyo by a Japanese publisher, Tokuma Shoten Publishing, in 2006 under the title Devil's Dance. A total of eight thousand copies were printed of the 256-page novel.
Eight thousand doesn't seem like a best-seller.

>>43182
In the genre of diclit (dictator literature) in a country where said dictator is not currently in power, I would say that was pretty good. I don't know anybody who owns a copy of the Ruhnahma.

I enjoy how every time I reset my modem I get a different part of the UK as the 'news near you' section on Google News. You end up finding some oddball local news stories in Warwickshire or somewhere.

>>43171

Me too. I get this with 3 mobile broadband and some file hosting places give me personalised pop up ads saying "Would you mind fucking a slag from [Osset/Keighley/somewhere]?"

>>43170
Which also includes you. By what mechanism do you propose ISPs specify a user's location?

>>43173

ISPs don't specify a user's location. IP geolocation is done by making an API call to a geolocation service. Geolocation services infer the location of an IP address based on a broad variety of data, none of which is provided to them by ISPs. On the macro level, blocks of IP addresses are allocated manually, primarily by the Regional Internet Registries. RIR data generally only gets you down to the country or region (enough for most applications) but geolocation services drag in lots more information to try and improve the precision of their databases. The most trivial example is the data gathered by websites that take payments - it's safe to assume that if several customers in the same /24 subnet all give a Manchester address, then that IP block is being allocated to users in the Manchester area. Geolocation services can only infer your location by correlation with other data, which is why it's often fairly inaccurate.

Subnet blocks used by ADSL providers generally get resolved down to the exchange level, so the geolocation services will give the location of the customer's BT exchange. Virgin Media have a more complex network topography, so geolocation is usually less precise and often goes totally awry. Mobile broadband location data tends to be all over the shop and Blackberry devices all use the same proxy server in the US, which is a massive pain in the arse.

There's a W3C protocol for retrieving location data directly from a client (via GPS/GSM) but that's a totally different kettle of fish - it's only used by things like Google Maps and can only retrieve data with the user's explicit permission.

>>43173
>ISPs don't specify a user's location. IP geolocation is done by making an API call to a geolocation service.
Against a database populated from information supplied by ISPs. There's nothing you can set in your browser to prevent someone looking you up against a geolocation database.

>>42913
I am, already lad. I enjoyed some of your wormy wordy words though. Do feel free to untrammele your thinky winks and murky thunks. Where better than the infinitude of raucous ramblings that is our cosy little nest in the web. Always nice to see a fellow traveler effusing. DO enjoy your travails.

>>42913
I'm genuinely pleased for you.

>>42913
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cfbkx/im_85_certain_that_there_is_an_adult_actress_in/c0s5w6t?sort=top

>>43005
>Isn't this putting Descartes before the whores?
Hoooooooo

King Grubby meets the Fistfuckers up your arse, Hitler was a Rothchild, loony loony, but I'm gonna teach you the Gyppo Way, me spunk's like poison - this is a true story from the heart. There's a lotta ladies I'd like to love but I've got a limp little dickie, I'm knobbly-kneed, this is for three girls I never shagged, this sex tourist has been sent to Coventry, do anything to my arse now! Have a banana, freak freak make my Jesus freak, we are the nutters, we come from the sea, I would love to stab a psychiatrist tonight, pardon me sir, is that the stench of great Cthulhu? It's only me pursuing something I'm not sure of, the elusive butterfly of shite, I want to be your tights, and a town the size of Swansea of all the missing people, I'm a steeplejack, get off my back, I'm hitting the town in my size 8 body suit, I've never worn a gossamer, fuck the legal stations, armageddon ahoy, how many decapitations r there?

I just noticed that in all my screen captures, the women look like they're getting bummed.

It wasn't intentional, so I'm going to put that one in today's win column.

>>43134

He looks like a hatchet-faced serial killer. No wonder he's incapable of doing the right thing unless his invisible friend tells him what to do. How creepy.

>>43141

In almost every circumstance quotes from the bible plastered on placards are used completely out of context to create dramatic effect. I imagine that most aggravated Christians would reconsider using the full quotation of "an eye for an eye" because it is less badass and scary than just selecting a crumb that sounds cool.

>>43134
>Gods Wrath Is Coming
Hopefully he'll strike down these heathens for their inability to punctuate correctly.

The end of days are truly upon us!

>>43089
Limitations of the technology. Square-cube and all that. Double the size of the hole and you have to pump out a lot more than merely twice the radiation.

>>43092

Will they fry?

>>43093
I'd have said only if you grease them up first, but they sweat so much that they practically baste themselves.

>>43090
>only 0.1% of patients
One in every thousand? That's still quite a lot. Think about how many inpatients a hospital will have over a length of time, and how frequently they would have to be shipping people off the zoo.

Sounds like a rational and surefire business plan.

I'm in.

>>42956
>piers morgan is a good guy though he stands for what he believes in.

Probably responsible for the hacking of a murdered girl's phone, which made her parents think she was still alive and checking her texts.

>>43081
I thought that was the Screws of the World?

>>43083
>Talk-show host and former Daily Mirror and News of the World editor, Piers Morgan, has denied knowledge of phone hacking during his time at the newspapers. ITN's Nina Nannar reports on England's High Court proceedings.

etc

>>43084
He was editor of the new of the world in the mid-90s though, long before the milly dowler scandal

I get the feeling that the rest of the world will be able to sit back and watch America shoot itself apart sooner rather than later.

>>43102
These children are disabled? What is their condition called?

>>43106

I just did a Google reverse image search and

>Hurler's, a genetic syndrome that prevents his body from ridding itself from toxins.

This one looks like Ian Curtis

>>43108

>>43108

Post-hanging.

CIS scum enabling website.

thas okay if ur kid is transgender the drano explodes when u piss in it

>>43074

Instinct tells me the ammonia in piss will make something really bad happen when it hits the drano.

This isn't a bloody screamer, is it? Hate those things.

>>43064
No, it's a shitty puzzle game.

>>43065

I thought it might have been one of those "hilarious" fake viruses which pretends to erase your hard drive.

>>43067
'One of those'? I'm sure I've only encountered, like, two of those in my time.

I got them all, it wasn't that good really.

>>43039
That didn't go too well did it? Read the features page.

For anyone who wishes to watch unlisted youtubes of some deviant shooting spunk onto a little pony figurine and making it fall over, this thread should be great.

>>43039

Disgusting!!1!


It's completely out of focus.

>>43041
Ta for the heads up.

>>43041
how riveting

Hmm who is this done up as a Druid in the 1970s?

>>43054

We know a great deal more about the Celts than the druids in particular.

>>43056
That's not quite relevant to what I was referring to, but never mind.

The original druids could just've been a massive paedo ring for all we know. We will never know for sure that they weren't.

We will never know the true power of druidic esoteric magic and that is the worst part. I wonder if Simon moved to Nepal hoping to meet some Tantrik Aghori Saddhus to teaching him methods for reviving the dark arts. I remember some comments about him having dabbled in black magic a few times on britchan and early .gs.