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You arrive home, glance out of the window at the back of your house and see five people enjoying your garden. You contact the police regarding the gaggle with the inchoate notion of private property and they tell you to 'deal with it yourself'. We remember that we are not in America, so our freedom to dispense projectile justice is limited. We pick up a broom, wave it and yell, with one hand on the back door ready to slam in case they decide they want to take some indoor selfies with your flatscreen. The troop scatters, but you're left wondering whether you followed the optimal course of action, and resolve to formulate a new approach that anticipates more, and bolder refoogys. So, what do you do?
(Obviously this is Germany and couldn't possibly happen here because a) we're an island b) with small gardens, but treat it as a hypothetical).