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>> No. 50993 Crabkiller
29th September 2014
Monday 8:47 pm
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>> No. 50999 Crabkiller
29th September 2014
Monday 10:11 pm
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Surely the UK's version of Viz would be, er, Viz.
>> No. 51000 Searchfag
29th September 2014
Monday 10:56 pm
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It's just that the articles in the Sport remind me so strongly of the articles in Viz that, given any two random articles, one from Viz and one from the Sport, I would be hard-pushed to say correctly which was which.
>> No. 51001 Paedofag
29th September 2014
Monday 11:02 pm
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Dad, what's a "Viz"?
>> No. 51002 Are Moaty
30th September 2014
Tuesday 12:19 am
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Son, it is when you let me put my pinky up your urethrae.
>> No. 51003 Are Moaty
30th September 2014
Tuesday 12:25 am
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I remember stealing my Dad's copies of Viz from the late eighties, there was even a video of the Fat Slags. They were on the bookshelf and I was curious. I was about four.

>> No. 50990 Samefag
29th September 2014
Monday 10:48 am
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WTF is this?
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>> No. 50991 R4GE
29th September 2014
Monday 11:25 am
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Looks like a music video.

It's not a bad song either. I heard it from that game that Robert Yang did.
>> No. 50992 R4GE
29th September 2014
Monday 12:16 pm
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Autotuned garbage.

>> No. 50988 Paedofag
28th September 2014
Sunday 4:32 am
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Hello everyone, YubYub here again.
As expected my last thread was full of reconstituted pork product in gravyry and quickly mimicked leaving people confused as to what the original message was. I am here to clear all that up and to shed some light on the future of Britchan.
As you have all probably guessed Russians Ddos’d Britchan and the bandwidth for the month has been used. It will take until March for Britchan to go up once again but even that is uncertain. I have spoken to R4GE about ownership and he has refused to take back the chan and as I have stated I no longer have time for this chan, that is now even more the case as my girlfriend is now pregnant (no falcon punch, we are both extremely happy about it). Myself and R4GE are both reluctant to hand over the chan to some one we don’t know IRL so we have both agreed that Britchan will never be back.
There were good times on Britchan that shall never be forgotten, but like all good things they must come to an end. It seems like you have settled in here and I hope that the future of this chan blossoms even further.
Yours sincerely
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>> No. 50989 R4GE
28th September 2014
Sunday 9:10 am
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But yubyub, that money was just resting in my account.

>> No. 50987 YubYub
28th September 2014
Sunday 12:04 am
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Halifax junkie - Got 80p so I can get home


>> No. 50968 Are Moaty
22nd September 2014
Monday 8:17 pm
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>An American woman has claimed to have had a third breast surgically added to her chest. The 21-year-old, who calls herself Jasmine Tridevil, wants to be a reality star. She posts videos of her daily life in Tampa, Florida, on Facebook to “show the struggles she faces because of her surgery.”

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>> No. 50982 Crabkiller
22nd September 2014
Monday 10:55 pm
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The more I look at this the more I'm convinced it's Sunita from Corrie.
>> No. 50983 Searchfag
22nd September 2014
Monday 11:50 pm
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Should've gone to Specsavers, pal.
>> No. 50984 Crabkiller
23rd September 2014
Tuesday 4:01 am
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It's the triple breasted whore of Eroticon Six!

>> No. 50985 Moralfag
23rd September 2014
Tuesday 9:31 am
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I think the fact she's moving so slowly is probably proof it's not legit (if you ever needed it). Not to mention the complete lack of scaring on an area that was presumably torn to ever loving shit by the supposed surgery.

Hopefully she's some kind of ingenious alt-artist, or trans-dimensional soft drink salesperson, rather than a real life goof ball with an eye on actually fooling people.
>> No. 50986 R4GE
24th September 2014
Wednesday 12:00 am
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I remember being about seven and when I was in WH Smiths I glances a top-shelf mag with a three-breasted woman on the front cover and it weirded me the fuck out, I think it may have been responsible for a lot of sexual uneasiness in later life.

>> No. 50947 Ambulancelad
20th September 2014
Saturday 7:47 pm
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Women police are great.
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>> No. 50961 R4GE
21st September 2014
Sunday 2:13 am
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>> No. 50962 Anonymous
21st September 2014
Sunday 2:20 am
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The start time option does work, but you need to use the old format of "&start=" followed by the time in seconds, rather than the newer "&t=" followed by the time in minutes and seconds.
>> No. 50963 Anonymous
21st September 2014
Sunday 7:42 am
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Why did that lad have to get involved with his highly dangerous rugby tackle to the guys neck? This is wots wrong with modern Britain, brown men do not share the British love of surrealism.
>> No. 50964 Are Moaty
21st September 2014
Sunday 9:02 am
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M8, no. They're known as WPC, it's what it says in my Topsy and Tim book.
>> No. 50967 Anonymous
21st September 2014
Sunday 1:44 pm
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Brill, cheers.

>> No. 50939 Are Moaty
19th September 2014
Friday 11:46 am
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What do you guys think of this new wave technology?
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>> No. 50941 Crabkiller
19th September 2014
Friday 4:26 pm
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iOS 7 made your phone waterproof and added drop protection.
>> No. 50942 YubYub
19th September 2014
Friday 4:49 pm
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It's a nice idea but it's horrendously inefficient.

My Blackberry can be charged from my own body heat, which is a wonderful and much more environmentally friendly solution than using microwaves. Unfortunately the only way to get it hot enough to charge it is to wedge it between my arsecheeks.
>> No. 50943 R4GE
19th September 2014
Friday 4:55 pm
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Tomorrow's World lied to me.
>> No. 50945 Moralfag
19th September 2014
Friday 8:24 pm
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Pointless. I use an old blackberry curve, it makes calls, send texts, plays music off of an SD card and has a physical qwerty keyboard, which is what I like the most about it.
>> No. 50946 Billbob
19th September 2014
Friday 8:37 pm
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Blackberry phones have had this as standard for years, lad. You should try it at least once. Yes, it is pointless, but also pretty cool the first time you do it though the novelty does wear off pretty fast.

>> No. 50852 Anonymous
13th September 2014
Saturday 11:05 pm
50852 ITZ already started lads
Pack your women, lock up your rice, accumulate your utensils. The man with the pointy hat has given us our final warning.

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>> No. 50853 R4GE
13th September 2014
Saturday 11:16 pm
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Good thing we don't have conscription.
>> No. 50860 Anonymous
14th September 2014
Sunday 7:37 am
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It's only a matter of time.
>> No. 50937 YubYub
19th September 2014
Friday 10:11 am
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I know how its used and what it refers to but what is ITZ an acronym for?
>> No. 50938 Ambulancelad
19th September 2014
Friday 10:13 am
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In the Zone
Interfacial Transition Zone
Internationale Transport Zeitschrift (German: International Transport Journal; Switzerland)
Information Technology Zone
Indonesian Trading Zone
Inter-Tidal Zone

>> No. 50932 Anonymous
19th September 2014
Friday 8:38 am
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TV is the most un-kinking, un-happening, un-sussed piece o' sheet in the hood right now. You gotta get it. Totally dis-counture. More in the area. See, I'm talking more ragga, more boogle, more death metal and belgian house. You hear me? Let's get TV banging... mud the far cuss.
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>> No. 50933 Moralfag
19th September 2014
Friday 8:49 am
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... Nathan Barley?
>> No. 50934 Ambulancelad
19th September 2014
Friday 9:23 am
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That comment will get you at least 50 recommends on the Guardian, you know.
>> No. 50935 Are Moaty
19th September 2014
Friday 9:25 am
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Mostly for Will Self.
>> No. 50936 Crabkiller
19th September 2014
Friday 9:42 am
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I don't know what that means.
>> No. 50944 Searchfag
19th September 2014
Friday 7:23 pm
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I'll raise you this.

>> No. 50929 Anonymous
17th September 2014
Wednesday 1:38 pm
50929 Limmy's Show series 4 announcement.
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>> No. 50931 R4GE
17th September 2014
Wednesday 2:01 pm
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>> No. 50913 Auntiefucker
16th September 2014
Tuesday 9:48 pm
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http://www.returnofkings.com/32053/this-accidental-experiment-shows-the-superiority-of-Sea Shepherd Conservation Society
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>> No. 50921 Auntiefucker
17th September 2014
Wednesday 12:05 am
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>the producers will have certainly gone out of their way to find attractive yet utterly useless women
But why would they have picked men who happened to be wholly competent and civilised? Unless of course they wanted this specific outcome.
>> No. 50922 Moralfag
17th September 2014
Wednesday 12:08 am
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>> No. 50923 Moralfag
17th September 2014
Wednesday 8:54 am
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Who honestly believes the part where he sat down with his feminist housemate to watch a (much hyped) Dutch reality tv show? The shows outcome has been circling the internet for years and yet he only posted this in April. What else is he lying about?

What I really want to get mad about though is the website this was posted to and the comments. Its almost like their exists a conspiracy whereby SJW's pretend to be 'MRA Activists' in order to discredit any opposition to their ideology.

>Although it's worth bearing mind that this was a TV program, so the producers will have certainly gone out of their way to find attractive yet utterly useless women.

Are you saying attractive people can't be competent?
>> No. 50924 YubYub
17th September 2014
Wednesday 8:55 am
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Doesn't that already happen under 'Sea Shepherd Conservation Society'?
>> No. 50930 YubYub
17th September 2014
Wednesday 1:44 pm
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Yeah, it means it's irrelevant to the issue.

>> No. 50909 Searchfag
16th September 2014
Tuesday 8:08 pm
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>> No. 50910 Searchfag
16th September 2014
Tuesday 8:19 pm
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Is it the 90s again already?
>> No. 50911 Are Moaty
16th September 2014
Tuesday 9:24 pm
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Are the Japanese perverts or just honest about what turns them on?
>> No. 50925 Moralfag
17th September 2014
Wednesday 10:30 am
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Aw m8 imagine if u cud get away with dis in da uk

just go down 2 primark, get a 10 pack of knickers for £5, take em down 2 da fish markt, ask the fish monger bloke if u can dip em in the fish juice 2 make em seem more orthentic

thewn sell em on for £5 a pop and whop ur wad on da counta!!!
>> No. 50927 Billbob
17th September 2014
Wednesday 10:32 am
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There are two types of men in this world: open perverts who admit it, and closet perverts who won’t
>> No. 50928 Billbob
17th September 2014
Wednesday 12:54 pm
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I prefer big vs vanilla sex and big natural tits. Is that perverted?

I actually think that is considered perverted in Japan.

>> No. 50864 Anonymous
14th September 2014
Sunday 3:13 pm
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I don't even.

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>> No. 50906 Paedofag
16th September 2014
Tuesday 1:23 pm
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Where is this?
>> No. 50907 Crabkiller
16th September 2014
Tuesday 1:30 pm
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>Yes, God has cast his vote
>No, it's just a cloud
I really hate being alive, you know.
>> No. 50908 Crabkiller
16th September 2014
Tuesday 4:04 pm
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Do you think it's ridiculous that they're suggesting it was God, or are you saying that it's ridiculous that they're saying it might not be?
>> No. 50912 Searchfag
16th September 2014
Tuesday 9:33 pm
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I think it's ridiculous that there's a poll whereby people can vote whether they think it was or wasn't.
>> No. 50926 Auntiefucker
17th September 2014
Wednesday 10:32 am
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LOL guarantee that somebody will walk up to it drunk, assume it's a prozzi and then probably take a piss up it when they realize its a statue

I know I would

(A good day to you Sir!)

>> No. 50875 Ambulancelad
14th September 2014
Sunday 6:57 pm
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>> No. 50876 R4GE
14th September 2014
Sunday 7:04 pm
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Bloody London based media.
>> No. 50881 Billbob
14th September 2014
Sunday 8:05 pm
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Back to the independence thread, Sweatylad
>> No. 50893 Paedofag
14th September 2014
Sunday 10:36 pm
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The police lady is standing on the wrong side of the yellow line.
>> No. 50894 Billbob
14th September 2014
Sunday 10:52 pm
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I'd stand on the wrong side of her line, IYKWIM.
>> No. 50904 Moralfag
15th September 2014
Monday 7:23 pm
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