le bashar face
like to drink with britfa.gs
cos britfa.gs is our (only) mate.
And when we drink with britfa.gs
he downs his drink in 8!
We think he might be gay!
He's definitely gay!
Why would you put a penny in your drink?
The copper plating absorbs into the drink and gives you a little bit of a high when you drink it.
It's a popular game in which a cunt flicks a penny into your drink and you're supposed to drink it fast enough that your beer doesn't taste like the hands of a thousand tramps/you get herpes.
Fucking Underdog just told scary voice man to get knotted on my telly.
Wot a bunch of kinky fuckers!
I hate Underdog. He fully deserves to be crushed under the oppressive boot of upper management.
Do you think the Queen has ever been bummed?
She was most definitely botty bonked by that Michael Fagan character.
Today is her birthday, so she will probably get bummed tonight.
In the Netherlands, a man was jailed for a week and fined 400 euros when he said Queen Beatrix probably likes it up the jimmyjammy.
I guess he must have touched a nerve in her arse with his penis
I really like these new names. I really hope Auntiefucker(lad?) is there as well though. If anyone deserves it he does.
Auntiefucker isn't a hate figure that spawned an in joke.
He will be immortalised in some fashion, I expect.
Rename /emo/ Auntie.
Could someone knock me up a decent splashscreen?
I'm making an app for my coursework and whilst I know how to code in a splashscreen, I can't be fucked making one.
Just a 400x600 image that says "Welcome to your Contacts Manager" in a non retarded looking font, with a generic contacts type icon displayed centrally.
The one in my post will do fine.(A good day to you Sir!)
I assumed that OP was taking the piss. Of all of the places I wouldn't turn for academic support, IQ comes near the very top of the list.
Audible mirth. So much audible mirth. Well done.
Worthy ban, what a cunt.
Brazilian prison bum rape.
Methinks the lady doth protest too much! Let's have a look at your Google Search history, lad.
Yeah, because clearly that statement only ever applies to Brazilian jails in Rio and Sao Paulo.
Your post doesn't really make any sense. I'm sure jails in other countries are split into gang factions too, but no one (neither my post nor the post I was replying to) seems to be suggesting otherwise? Are you confused?
And for what it's worth, this chap was in Brasilia anyway and I have no idea how the jails there work - although I'd assume that (like most of the Brazilian system) there is no segregation for severity of crime (which is what you'd expect in the UK/US/Most of the civilized world).
Supersage for discussing comparative global penal system studies in fucking /iq/. uh huh huh he said PENAL uh huh huh
Thanks for ruining my joke. I was going to say that the image depicted a severe penal violation.
Politics in a nutshell.(A good day to you Sir!)
Spot on as ever.
I hate American stand-up. It's just bad. Oh, hey, guys do you know that thing that we all agree on? Yep, that thing sure is a thing. Now laugh.
Me too. In fact I find more or less all American humour pretty terrible.
British humour is shit these days as well. Maybe it was just because I was younger, but I definitely found things more funny in the early/mid 00s.
Eh, Stanhope's okay, but his "fuck everything forever" attitude is increasingly tiresome.
He's alright in small doses. And sadly, even when he's not particularly on form he's still more entertaining than most of the rest of US stand-up that I've seen.
Because MINGE is the best word in the whole world.
OK its officially a clusterfuck and there might actually be four of us.
"Nottingham is the jewel of the midlands"
I couldn't stop laughing
This only works at Christmas.
All propaganda has to be popular and has to accommodate itself to the comprehension of the least intelligent of those whom it seeks to reach. ADOLF HITLER.
How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think.
Nuffin worse than suckin n not swallowin innit
I am hungover and feeling nauseated anyway and this caused me to genuinely retch. Thanks.
I don't think hiding the thread would have even helped because now it pops into my read every time my nose is runny and yesterday when I was attempting to eat a chicken pot noodle.
I do think Mickey Cyprus is just copying the ethos of Welsh slags from the 90's.
What proportion of MP's do you reckon are cuckolds?
Don't be too hard on them, now that they can't be paedophiles so easily they need to choose a new perversion.