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>> No. 57871 YubYub
21st April 2017
Friday 11:49 pm
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Evening lad m8s

Does the shadow still frequent here? What about lolitastic?
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>> No. 57893 Searchfag
22nd April 2017
Saturday 8:17 pm
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>>57892
U wot Clive?
>> No. 57894 Searchfag
22nd April 2017
Saturday 8:26 pm
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I've missed this place, I wonder how Tibetfag is doing. Wonder if he's still fucking monks
>> No. 57895 Searchfag
22nd April 2017
Saturday 8:41 pm
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>>57886
>>57887
Every time I post in one of these threads I'm accused of being him. Is it so hard to believe that someone else just thinks you're a cunt? Honestly.
>> No. 57896 Anonymous
22nd April 2017
Saturday 9:02 pm
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>>57894

He never left Croydon. That was the whole point of that "meme".
>> No. 57898 Are Moaty
22nd April 2017
Saturday 10:38 pm
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>>57896
He can fuck monks in Croydon don't be a racist

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>> No. 57868 Searchfag
20th April 2017
Thursday 10:16 pm
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does this look like alan partridge to you
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>> No. 57869 Anonymous
20th April 2017
Thursday 10:38 pm
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Are you seriously trying to transshame this beautiful woman you fucking shitlord?
>> No. 57870 Billbob
20th April 2017
Thursday 10:47 pm
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>>57869
I just reckon if you stick your hand up her skirt and flip her over she'll start first time.
>> No. 57878 Searchfag
22nd April 2017
Saturday 9:40 am
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>>57870

STRANGEST STORY IVE EVER HEARD
>> No. 57897 YubYub
22nd April 2017
Saturday 9:04 pm
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Op pic is how most posters here feel spiritually.

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>> No. 57840 Ambulancelad
3rd April 2017
Monday 2:17 pm
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>> No. 57841 Ambulancelad
3rd April 2017
Monday 8:07 pm
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This is why I only use Papa Johns.
>> No. 57842 Are Moaty
3rd April 2017
Monday 8:13 pm
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>>57840
I WANT TO BELIEVE BUT
>> No. 57843 R4GE
3rd April 2017
Monday 10:27 pm
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For fuck sake it's basically the worst pizza in the country too.
>> No. 57844 R4GE
4th April 2017
Tuesday 12:11 am
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I just noticed the special sauce on her face😍

Me and the wife absolutely love that sticky substance they use at our dominoes (you have to ask for it special) but apparently the ingredients are a secret??? Don't know if maybe the delivery driver just refuses to tell us because we always check his id to make sure he ain't an illegal.

NB: make sure you order something to wash it down with because it likes to stick to your teeth and back of throat.
>> No. 57881 Billbob
22nd April 2017
Saturday 11:02 am
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Needs more original sauce pics

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>> No. 57862 Anonymous
18th April 2017
Tuesday 9:41 pm
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Thats wot she said, m6.

But seriously lads, i have got a fucking massive entity.
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>> No. 57863 Anonymous
18th April 2017
Tuesday 10:54 pm
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>>57862

That's not what I heard, m56.
>> No. 57864 Anonymous
19th April 2017
Wednesday 8:38 pm
57864 what is this I don't even
m6 = mix
m7 = meven
m8 = meight (mate)
m80 = matey
m9 = mine
m10 = men
>> No. 57865 Paedofag
19th April 2017
Wednesday 8:46 pm
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>> No. 57866 Anonymous
19th April 2017
Wednesday 10:48 pm
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>>57865
MIFTY-SIX
>> No. 57867 Anonymous
19th April 2017
Wednesday 11:28 pm
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>>57863
Seriously m1 it was like 15MB. Brian positively choked on it.

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>> No. 57852 Auntiefucker
16th April 2017
Sunday 9:01 pm
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I saw the best m8s of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked,
dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix,
angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night
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>> No. 57855 Paedofag
16th April 2017
Sunday 9:31 pm
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>>57852
AMEN.


I spent a while trying to figure out what's going on in this picture, I think I finally have it:

The Young Peoples Activity Inclusion Centres Consulting Manager has just told Andy that no microwaves or ovens are allowed in the building so he'll have to eat that pizza raw.
Those kids have been sat there for 2 hours watching Andy struggling to get the last drop of puree out of several tubes, which the cameraman luckily found in the glovebox of his van just before they were about to cancel the photo op.
>> No. 57856 Moralfag
16th April 2017
Sunday 10:19 pm
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That table doesn't seem very suitable for food preparation. How was Burnham planning on running the labour party if he can't even make pizza?

I hope that little gobshite glaring at the teacher got food poisoning. All the other kids look like they have been played a bad hand in life but he just looks a cunt.

>>57855
>THE LAST DROP OF PUREE OUT OF SEVERAL TUBES, WHICH THE CAMERAMAN LUCKILY FOUND IN THE GLOVEBOX OF HIS VAN

Why did the Cameraman have SEVERAL TUBES OF PUREE in his GLOVEBOX?
>> No. 57857 Crabkiller
16th April 2017
Sunday 11:18 pm
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>>57856
>Why did the Cameraman have SEVERAL TUBES OF PUREE in his GLOVEBOX?
Where else are you going to keep them? Under the bonnet? Inside the seat back pocket? In the door cavities?
>> No. 57859 Crabkiller
17th April 2017
Monday 7:58 am
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>>57856
>WHY DID THE CAMERAMAN HAVE SEVERAL TUBES OF PUREE IN HIS GLOVEBOX?
REMEMBER THAT THIS IS THE TYPE OF CAMERAMAN WHO' sSPENDING HIS ENTIRE LIFE FOLLOWING AROUND OPPOSITION MPS and BACK-BENCHERS AND FILMING THE TYPE OF ASININE SHITE THEY DO TO GET AN INCH IN THE SUNDAY PAPERS. IF I HAD HIS JOB THERE'D BE FAR WORSE THAN THAT IN MY GLOVEBOX.
>> No. 57860 Searchfag
17th April 2017
Monday 7:03 pm
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>>57852
That picture has absolutely everything.

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>> No. 57845 Ambulancelad
10th April 2017
Monday 4:35 pm
57845 3 guys are hiking through the woods when they find a lamp.
One of them picks it up, rubs it, and out pops a Genie.
It booms "You have finally freed me after all these years, so I'll grant each one of you 3 wishes." The first guy immediately blurts out "I want a billion dollars." POOF, he's holding a printout that shows his account balance is now in fact 1,000,000,003.50
The second man thinks for a bit, then says "I want to be the richest man alive." POOF, he's holding papers showing his net worth is now well over 100 billion.
The third guy thinks even longer about his wish, then says "I want my left arm to rotate clockwise for the rest of my life." POOF, his arm starts rotating.
The Genie tells them it's time for their second wish.
First guy says: "I want to be married to the most beautiful woman on earth." POOF, a stunning beauty wraps herself around his arm.
Second guy says "I want to be good-looking and charismatic, so I can have every girl I want." POOF, his looks change and the first guy's wife immediately starts flirting with him.
Third guy says "I want my right arm to rotate counter-clockwise until I die." POOF, now both his arms are rotating, in opposite directions.
The genie tells them to think very carefully about their third wish.
First guy does, and after a while says "I never want to become sick or injured, I want to stay healthy until I die." POOF, his complexion improves, his acne is gone and his knees don't bother him any more.
Second guy says "I never want to grow old. I want to stay 29 forever." POOF, he looks younger already.
Third guy smiles triumphantly and says "My last wish is for my head to nod back and forth." POOF, he's now nodding his head and still flailing his arms around.
The genie wishes them good luck, disappears, and the men soon go their separate ways.

Many years later they meet again and chat about how things have been going. First guy is ecstatic: "I've invested the money and multiplied it many times over, so me and my family will be among the richest of the rich pretty much forever. My wife is a freak in the sheets, and I've never gotten so much as a cold in all these years." Second guy smiles and says "Well, I built charities worldwide with a fraction of my wealth, I'm still the richest guy alive and also revered for my good deeds. I haven't aged a day since we last met, and yes, your wife is pretty wild in bed."
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>> No. 57847 R4GE
11th April 2017
Tuesday 2:05 am
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Ah brilliant. Reminds me of the jokes I used to swap as a kid. Cheers for that.
>> No. 57848 Samefag
11th April 2017
Tuesday 2:36 am
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A man goes to join an order of monks.

The head Monk says to the man "This is a silent order. You will only be allowed to speak once, every 15 years."

The man says "Ok" and so begins his time with the silent order.

15 years pass and the man is sitting in the refectory when the head monk approaches and says to the man "It has been fifteen years. What would you like to say brother?".

The man responds, "The porridge could do with a little more sugar." The head monk nods in acknowledgement and walks away.

Another 15 years pass and the head monk finds the man in the dormitory and says "Brother, it has been another 15 years. What is it that you wish to say?".

"The bed sheets are a bit thin." Replies the man. Again the head monk nods in acknowledgement.

Yet another 15 years pass and the head monk sees the man and asks "15 years have passed. Have you anything to say?".
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>> No. 57849 Samefag
11th April 2017
Tuesday 4:02 pm
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A RABBI IS WALKING HOME LATE AT NIGHT WHEN A HOOKER PROPOSITIONS HIM:

'RABBI, WOULD YOU LIKE TO SLEEP WITH ME FOR 50 QUID?'

'EHH... I'M NOT REALLY TIRED. BUT I COULD USE THE MONEY'.
>> No. 57850 Ambulancelad
12th April 2017
Wednesday 8:36 pm
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>>57849
Don't get it. Unless it's about Jews and money, in which case yawn.
>> No. 57851 Auntiefucker
12th April 2017
Wednesday 9:33 pm
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>>57850
A BEAR IS WALKING THROUGH THE WOODS. IT SEES A BURNING CAR, SO IT SITS DOWN IN IT AND BURNS.

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>> No. 57830 Moralfag
28th March 2017
Tuesday 9:34 am
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Phwoar!!!
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>> No. 57835 Paedofag
28th March 2017
Tuesday 9:09 pm
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>> No. 57836 Are Moaty
28th March 2017
Tuesday 11:18 pm
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>>57834
I'd rather fuck a supervillain than one half of the Krankies m8.
>> No. 57837 Crabkiller
29th March 2017
Wednesday 2:24 am
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>>57832
I know her and she wouldn't put up with you, but it would be because you're a twat so I'm not sure many do.
>> No. 57838 YubYub
29th March 2017
Wednesday 10:19 pm
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>>57837
You won't be ruining the map; get over it.
>> No. 57839 Crabkiller
29th March 2017
Wednesday 11:08 pm
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>>57838
u wot m8?

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>> No. 57799 Auntiefucker
14th March 2017
Tuesday 9:51 am
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I've been researching my family tree and it turns out there's a lot of Jewish surnames on my mother's side.

Should I get circumcised or kill myself?
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>> No. 57808 Ambulancelad
15th March 2017
Wednesday 9:41 am
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I do try to do rocket science (well, orbital mechanics) to gain time. Used to think about tax returns, but started to get horny at tax time, Some you win...
>> No. 57809 Auntiefucker
15th March 2017
Wednesday 11:31 am
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>>57807

I know that. As I have retained my turtleneck, I'm happy enough with my performance. I'm just guessing that's why cut knobs are seen to be better at sex. I can't imagine any other reason.
>> No. 57810 Ambulancelad
15th March 2017
Wednesday 11:33 am
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>>57808

I used to run through musical scales and keys and stuff, now I just either do the right amount of cocaine, or think about the ex that broke my heart
>> No. 57828 R4GE
27th March 2017
Monday 2:46 pm
57828 ME = OP
I have decided to officially become a Jew.

>>emo/24631
>> No. 57829 YubYub
28th March 2017
Tuesday 12:29 am
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>>57828
Deeply odd m8.

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>> No. 57795 Anonymous
12th March 2017
Sunday 1:09 am
57795 now then now then
remember you're a womble
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>> No. 57816 R4GE
19th March 2017
Sunday 4:12 pm
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>> No. 57819 Ambulancelad
20th March 2017
Monday 6:51 am
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Now then now then now then


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUAEXbG8M-k
>> No. 57825 Crabkiller
26th March 2017
Sunday 12:25 am
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>>57819

Once this song is stuck in your head, does it ever leave?
>> No. 57827 Ambulancelad
26th March 2017
Sunday 11:56 pm
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>>57795
NO NO NO NOT THE WOMBLES TELL ME HE DID NOT VIOLATE THE WIMBLEDON WANDERERS

HEART = BROKEN

DOES THIS HERALD A FUTURE OF WOMBLE-BASED PAEDO ATROCITY?

WHAT AN AWFUL BUSINESS. WHAT DID HE DO TO MADAM CHARLOTTE?

OH JIMMY
>> No. 57861 YubYub
17th April 2017
Monday 9:24 pm
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCbKT5C015U

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>> No. 57820 Samefag
22nd March 2017
Wednesday 3:10 pm
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>> No. 57821 Auntiefucker
22nd March 2017
Wednesday 4:42 pm
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As it was loading I thought it was going to be The Smiths.
>> No. 57824 Anonymous
24th March 2017
Friday 9:19 pm
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Well it wasn't was it. Though she did cover a Mozz song. "letmekissyou'

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>> No. 57822 Samefag
24th March 2017
Friday 6:42 pm
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r8 my ebay watchlist.
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>> No. 57823 Auntiefucker
24th March 2017
Friday 7:37 pm
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>>57822

I R8 that Clive/11

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>> No. 57817 Auntiefucker
20th March 2017
Monday 2:08 am
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>> No. 57818 Samefag
20th March 2017
Monday 2:13 am
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What a cock.

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>> No. 57815 Auntiefucker
18th March 2017
Saturday 9:57 pm
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LMAO. Most talented 5yo one-trick pony used car dealer ever.

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>> No. 57785 Searchfag
4th March 2017
Saturday 2:06 pm
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Tell me it isn't so, lads.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-39150569

Where am I going to get my steak bakes now?
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>> No. 57788 Paedofag
4th March 2017
Saturday 5:40 pm
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Classic Greggs trying to have their fingers in all the pies
>> No. 57789 Anonymous
5th March 2017
Sunday 4:14 am
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>>57788

I GOT MY FINGER IN A GREGGS

ALL HOT CHEESY AND FAT
>> No. 57812 Are Moaty
18th March 2017
Saturday 6:39 pm
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so i went into greggs
an' i only wanted a coffee
an' a cheese an' tomato toastie
but i didn't wanna eat ma toastie hot
i was gonna make it go cold and save it for my dinner later
>> No. 57813 Ambulancelad
18th March 2017
Saturday 6:50 pm
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>>57812

HAS YOUR BELLEND HEALED UP PROPERLY NOW?
>> No. 57814 Moralfag
18th March 2017
Saturday 7:07 pm
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>>57812
Fuck you, you stupid cunt
eat shit, why won't you just fuck off
You're a massive twat

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