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>> No. 58165 Are Moaty
21st June 2017
Wednesday 8:09 am
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>> No. 58168 Ambulancelad
22nd June 2017
Thursday 11:03 pm
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I thought the mods had disabled autoplay.
>> No. 58169 Are Moaty
22nd June 2017
Thursday 11:07 pm
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Hiding threads should disable autoplay... or so i thought.
>> No. 58170 Anonymous
22nd June 2017
Thursday 11:39 pm
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Mods can still make things autoplay if they want.
The downside is that when you're logged in as a mod, deleted posts are still visible, so even if it's deleted, it still autoplays until it's bumped away.
>> No. 58171 YubYub
23rd June 2017
Friday 12:06 am
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OK, well, on behalf of all posters, in future would you mind not posting a load of annoying autoplaying videos in star, no matter how drunk you may be at the time?
>> No. 58172 Auntiefucker
23rd June 2017
Friday 12:12 am
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Yes, I would mind.

>> No. 58135 Anonymous
12th June 2017
Monday 6:15 pm
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Brave sex abuse victim waives anonymity to reveal how BBC pervs Julie and Tony Wadsworth groomed him as a schoolboy and lured him into woods for sex

Recalling the first time he saw her, he said: “One Saturday morning while we were out playing on our bikes me and my mates were ­confronted with a woman old enough to be our mother running through the woods with no knickers on asking us if we wanted to play and have sex with her.

“People must think it’s every schoolboy’s dream but it wasn’t right. We were gobsmacked, and to make it even more weird her husband was egging her on. We tried to treat it all as banter and a big joke. But looking back they knew we were schoolboys and what they did was wrong.”

He and a friend had spotted the couple in a park in September 1992. Darren said: “A lad on his bike rode past and said we should have a look at the ‘streaker with her tits out’ in the next clearing.

“We thought it was a joke but there she was with a scruffy-looking bloke. We were staring at her but trying to seem not to look. I’d seen some dirty books and she looked like something out of one of them.

They asked us if there was anywhere we could ‘have a play’ and we walked about a mile with them to the Outwoods near the golf course.

“Me and my mate were trembling with excitement and didn’t know what to expect. Then she told us we could do it one at a time. My mate went behind the bush with her first but was back within minutes saying he was scared because the husband had a camera and he thought he was taking photos. Then I heard her shout it was my turn. I was nervous but she called me over next and she was sitting down naked with the mac open.”

Before the sex session started Darren said Mrs Wadsworth — who never gave her name — insisted her husband go for a walk because his camera was “making the boys jittery”.
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>> No. 58157 R4GE
17th June 2017
Saturday 10:34 pm
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did someone mention god
>> No. 58158 Searchfag
17th June 2017
Saturday 11:25 pm
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Those ambitions are diametrically opposed. You can't get pissing your pants shited and still expect to shag someone who doesn't look like the underside of a farmer's Range Rover.
>> No. 58159 R4GE
17th June 2017
Saturday 11:27 pm
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U wot m42?
>> No. 58160 YubYub
18th June 2017
Sunday 12:04 am
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As the Great Buddha teaches us; she may well be the undercarriage of a farmer's range rover by morning but did you not still make love to a beautiful woman the night before?

>> No. 58161 YubYub
18th June 2017
Sunday 12:19 am
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As the great Winston Churchill teaches us, you'll sober up but she'll still be the undercarriage of a farmer's Range Rover.

>> No. 58123 YubYub
9th June 2017
Friday 12:43 am
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Lads. I can't stop thinking about jizzing on Laura Kuenssberg's face.
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>> No. 58144 Samefag
13th June 2017
Tuesday 12:44 pm
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I have an admittedly high threshold but that's just disgusting.
>> No. 58145 Auntiefucker
13th June 2017
Tuesday 7:20 pm
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Most of the people in that video look hideous
>> No. 58146 Are Moaty
13th June 2017
Tuesday 8:07 pm
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British porn innit. We're never going to compete with the glamorous fantasy of two perfectly toned Americans shagging each other senseless by the swimming pool of a Beverly Hills mansion. We go in exactly the opposite direction - normal people having normal sex in normal places. We're the nation that invented Reader's Wives and dogging, after all. Even when we do some absurd parody, it's made to seem attainable. Our porn is like a Ken Loach film with cumshots.

The kind of slags who'd suck you off behind the bins at Wetherspoons. Women who look like your aunty Pauline going on a shagging spree after a messy divorce. Blokes that really are plumbers and cabbies. UKIP candidates for county council. Travelodges. Terraced houses with brown corduroy sofas. A Vauxhall Astra with beaded seat covers parked in a lay-by. A pale thigh with a Tweety Pie tattoo. Bad puns.

Our most iconic porn star has his own line of car floor mats. He was the drummer for a one-hit wonder in the 80s. He did a nine month stretch for obscenity in the 90s. His son was the annoying lad in Outnumbered.

If it doesn't all make you proud to be British, I despair.
>> No. 58147 Paedofag
13th June 2017
Tuesday 9:19 pm
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Are you trying to get me to top myself?
>> No. 58150 YubYub
15th June 2017
Thursday 8:29 pm
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>> No. 58129 R4GE
11th June 2017
Sunday 10:15 pm
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>> No. 58130 Auntiefucker
12th June 2017
Monday 9:32 am
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Get out of my head.
>> No. 58131 YubYub
12th June 2017
Monday 11:15 am
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>> No. 58132 YubYub
12th June 2017
Monday 1:12 pm
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I see your Jekyll Hyde, and raise you library card.


>> No. 58065 R4GE
2nd June 2017
Friday 9:44 pm
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What do you reckon nick is up to these days?
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>> No. 58118 R4GE
8th June 2017
Thursday 10:54 pm
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Things were much simpler.
>> No. 58119 Samefag
8th June 2017
Thursday 11:04 pm
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We should have a pub crawl in honour of Nick
>> No. 58120 Billbob
8th June 2017
Thursday 11:41 pm
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>> No. 58121 Samefag
8th June 2017
Thursday 11:44 pm
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He is mainstream man. Moist even.
>> No. 58122 Anonymous
8th June 2017
Thursday 11:44 pm
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Tough call. Bulgaria is cheap and has nice-ish beaches, but on the other hand it's full of Bulgmanians.

>> No. 58052 Billbob
27th May 2017
Saturday 10:09 pm
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Split up with my missus, need to go on a one night stands sex binge.

Someone told me Manchester was the best place to nail young girls, can anyone confirm?
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>> No. 58054 Searchfag
27th May 2017
Saturday 10:46 pm
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If she can do it without breaking them then that's a skill. If she's just packing damp crumbs up there them I could do that, and I don't even have a fanny.
>> No. 58055 Billbob
27th May 2017
Saturday 11:52 pm
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Yeah but M8s am talking about Nailing Young girls in Manchester :shoots self again:
>> No. 58056 Searchfag
27th May 2017
Saturday 11:56 pm
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Nah m7 in rotherham the girls blow you
>> No. 58057 Ambulancelad
28th May 2017
Sunday 8:50 pm
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Manchester, Leeds, and Sheffield are all decent areas for this sort of thing. They don't call it the Flaps Triangle for nothing. They don't actually call it that.

I might be biased since it's where I grew up, but Newcastle is the easiest city in England for casual anonymous sex.

My advice would be get tinder, pay the premium and start swiping in different locations. You'll find someone tonight, assuming you're at least a 4/10.
>> No. 58117 YubYub
8th June 2017
Thursday 10:49 pm
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Stoke m8 easy women southern accents make them drop their panties

>> No. 58102 Auntiefucker
6th June 2017
Tuesday 4:38 pm
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Hull woman Gemma Gibbon asked shop for Karpackie lager and ended up in court for 'racist abuse'

A woman too drunk to buy alcohol at a shop has been cleared of racially abusing the manager because she was misheard asking for her favourite Karpackie lager.

Gemma Gibbon, 33, who described herself as an alcoholic, had already drunk "six or seven" cans of the 9 per cent strong Polish beer when she staggered into Sainsbury's in Spring Bank, west Hull, at about 5.30pm on March 28.

The manager declined to serve her, because she "looked intoxicated" and "couldn't stand on her feet", Hull Magistrates' Court heard. Gibbon refused to leave, and was accused of subjecting him to an expletive-laden tirade of racial and sexual abuse.

Opening the case against her, prosecutor Michael Masson said: "She was aggressive, shouting and swearing, and was asked to leave by the store manager. She asked him if he slept with children, asked if he was a P***, and when she continued to be aggressive was again asked to leave. She made declarations that he was a foreigner that slept with children."

Gibbon said: "I was being a bit of a pain, I was a bit loud.I just remember asking for more beer, and because I drink them Karpackies I'd asked for Karpackies, 'cos I drink them every day."

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>> No. 58105 Anonymous
6th June 2017
Tuesday 7:06 pm
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That's actually the number one potato based snack in all of Estonia.
>> No. 58111 Ambulancelad
8th June 2017
Thursday 2:24 pm
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>Hull is in dire need of it's own Poirot

I suppose you are wondering why I 'ave gathered you all 'ere in zis sheet'ole of a town
>> No. 58112 Searchfag
8th June 2017
Thursday 2:27 pm
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'Ull's alright. There's far worse places.
>> No. 58113 R4GE
8th June 2017
Thursday 3:42 pm
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>> No. 58114 Are Moaty
8th June 2017
Thursday 6:50 pm
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I was thinking Wigan, and I'm a Latics fan.

>> No. 58106 Billbob
7th June 2017
Wednesday 1:37 pm
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>> No. 58107 Auntiefucker
7th June 2017
Wednesday 2:28 pm
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Wait, Badger has died? Fucks sake its like 2016 all over again
>> No. 58108 Anonymous
7th June 2017
Wednesday 2:55 pm
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>> No. 58109 YubYub
7th June 2017
Wednesday 6:19 pm
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Don't tell me what to do M6.
>> No. 58110 Paedofag
7th June 2017
Wednesday 9:36 pm
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dicks out for badger.

>> No. 56678 Samefag
20th October 2016
Thursday 5:32 pm
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How do you do, fellow kids?
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>> No. 58063 Searchfag
2nd June 2017
Friday 11:55 am
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Maybe they were offered monetary incentive or threatened with deportation if they refused. Maybe the x-rays were taken as a matter of course to determine their health as they entered the country but their copies weren't analysed for age at the time.
>> No. 58064 Auntiefucker
2nd June 2017
Friday 5:47 pm
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As far as I can tell any mention of X-rays of the knee is just due to newspapers getting confused.
Dental X-rays were the existing method, but they're moving towards using MRI scans of the knees because it's both safer and more accurate.
>> No. 58076 YubYub
3rd June 2017
Saturday 2:27 pm
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I spent a lot of time as a teenlad skateboarding, I now have the knees of a 50 year old.
>> No. 58078 Auntiefucker
3rd June 2017
Saturday 8:37 pm
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Being 50 might have something to do with that too.
>> No. 58079 Searchfag
3rd June 2017
Saturday 9:19 pm
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I still have a dozen years before that happens. Then i might have a midlife crisis and start dressing like i did when i was a teenlad.

>> No. 58048 R4GE
25th May 2017
Thursday 10:19 am
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It's 10am. Do you know where your towel is?
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>> No. 58049 YubYub
25th May 2017
Thursday 6:55 pm
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At 10am my towel was in the washing machine.

The delay start button is fantastic.
>> No. 58050 YubYub
25th May 2017
Thursday 7:22 pm
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Good job, lad.

Remember, always know where you towel is.
>> No. 58051 Anonymous
25th May 2017
Thursday 7:26 pm
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I like that Towel Day is now routinely celebrated on the ISS.

>> No. 58041 Billbob
22nd May 2017
Monday 10:58 pm
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Don't we all, Nick. Don't we all.
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>> No. 58046 Are Moaty
23rd May 2017
Tuesday 12:30 pm
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Well, now you can. It's a bit of a disappointment.
>> No. 58047 Billbob
23rd May 2017
Tuesday 1:41 pm
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I wish someone would pay me to sit in a hot-tub all day. I'd do that for minimum wage and hardly ever pull a sickie (unless I get the shits).

>> No. 58010 Searchfag
21st May 2017
Sunday 6:59 pm
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>MAJOR U.S. gay porn studio Men.com has caused anger and confusion after releasing a scene entitled ‘Didgeridoo Me’.

>The scene stars two white performers, one of whom is seen playing a plastic didgeridoo. This wakes the other man up, who walks into the room and appears to use the didgeridoo to penetrate the other performer.


Is inserting a didgeridoo up someone's back passage raçist cultural appropriation?
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>> No. 58040 R4GE
22nd May 2017
Monday 8:33 pm
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I love this.

I don't know why the downfall of humanity, or even just degradation makes me so happy and hard.
>> No. 58042 Anonymous
22nd May 2017
Monday 11:05 pm
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but loads of women are into that too
>> No. 58043 Are Moaty
22nd May 2017
Monday 11:21 pm
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Yeah they must be, they are always smiling at the end of the videos.
>> No. 58044 Moralfag
23rd May 2017
Tuesday 1:34 am
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You stupid sod, I meant people don't care about Australians being allegedly upset about some chap being "didgeridoo'd". And as a self-appointed representative of under-25's I find your assumptions they've all turned into dangerous perverts hilariously wrong.

Though one girl I spoke to recently did say her ex wanted her to suck on his toes.

More seriously, if you're worried about the sexual proclivities of us youths then do something about lack of education around consent and the huge amount of casual, sexual harassment and just not feeling as safe as men, that innocent, toe sucking, girls have to put up with daily.
>> No. 58045 Paedofag
23rd May 2017
Tuesday 6:29 am
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Youth is wasted on the young.

>> No. 57990 Anonymous
15th May 2017
Monday 10:14 pm
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Goodnight sweet pri(no)nce.

RIP in peace.
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>> No. 58008 Auntiefucker
21st May 2017
Sunday 1:58 pm
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I've always thought he looked like a trannie.
>> No. 58033 Billbob
22nd May 2017
Monday 4:46 pm
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Takes one to know one.
>> No. 58034 Searchfag
22nd May 2017
Monday 5:54 pm
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>The BBC has apologised after one of its local radio stations ran an entertainment game feature based on the Moors murderer Ian Brady to the disbelief of listeners.

>On Sunday BBC Radio Leeds’s Nathan Turvey asked listeners to try to guess the identity of a “well-known person who has been in the news this week” from a series of musical clues.

>They included All the Young Dudes by Mott The Hoople, the theme tune to the Brady Bunch, Suffer Little Children by the Smiths and Psycho Killer by Talking Heads.

>> No. 58036 Paedofag
22nd May 2017
Monday 5:57 pm
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That's fucking funny!
>> No. 58037 Auntiefucker
22nd May 2017
Monday 5:59 pm
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>> No. 58002 YubYub
20th May 2017
Saturday 8:20 am
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>Family of Soundgarden's Chris Cornell say he did not intend to kill himself


Sounds like another victim of the stranglewank endemic.
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>> No. 58009 Moralfag
21st May 2017
Sunday 2:09 pm
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I don't think endemic works in that context. Epidemic.

regardless, on a serious not, this hurt. Chris wrote songs that helped me through parts of my life and it breaks my heart that he didn't have that or felt he didn't from anything in his own life. I feel like a part of me died with him, so I understand why his family might be in denial over it. People mock sentiment like that, but inspirational people do provide emotional support in a lot of ways.

on a less serious note, I bet it was that fucking Timbaland album. He woke up one morning and remembered it and was like "Aw, fuck. I'm going to have to kill myself."
>> No. 58022 Paedofag
21st May 2017
Sunday 9:38 pm
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>> No. 58023 Anonymous
21st May 2017
Sunday 10:08 pm
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Why do people do this? I honestly don't understand the urge.
>> No. 58026 Moralfag
21st May 2017
Sunday 11:52 pm
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It's already been part-way explained in >>58009.

People form emotional attatchments to inpirational people and their work through their work or their actions, for various reasons.

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