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>> No. 49881 Searchfag
30th July 2014
Wednesday 9:08 pm
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I really fucking need a cigarette.
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>> No. 49882 YubYub
30th July 2014
Wednesday 9:24 pm
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Had to.

http://www.youtube.com/v/QDgFrVCkGxE
>> No. 49883 Crabkiller
30th July 2014
Wednesday 9:58 pm
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No you don't.
>> No. 49884 Searchfag
30th July 2014
Wednesday 10:28 pm
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>>49881
Well you've come to the right place. It's literally full of fa.gs.
>> No. 49885 Moralfag
30th July 2014
Wednesday 10:33 pm
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>> No. 49886 Ambulancelad
30th July 2014
Wednesday 10:53 pm
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What sort of bird likes to fuck children?
A humming-burt.

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>> No. 49879 Crabkiller
29th July 2014
Tuesday 8:18 pm
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>> No. 49743 YubYub
27th July 2014
Sunday 5:15 pm
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awight lads just avin me sum peaceful protest innit
http://www.youtube.com/v/Qd34WbtE69c
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>> No. 49874 Are Moaty
29th July 2014
Tuesday 4:26 pm
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>>49870
No I don't! What happens then? Does that person share it again? Or does the sharing end there? Tell us!
>> No. 49875 Billbob
29th July 2014
Tuesday 4:48 pm
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>>49870
Once it gets leaked? Is this a JIDF imageboard?
>> No. 49876 Moralfag
29th July 2014
Tuesday 5:31 pm
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>>49875
What did you think the I in /iq/ stood for?
>> No. 49877 Moralfag
29th July 2014
Tuesday 6:02 pm
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>>49870
Post it.
>> No. 49878 Auntiefucker
29th July 2014
Tuesday 6:08 pm
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>>49877
Post two in this thread.

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>> No. 49474 Searchfag
15th July 2014
Tuesday 7:49 pm
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>A male nurse bought an axe hours before travelling to meet a 14-year-old girl who he planned to have sex with, kill and eat, a court was told. Dale Bolinger, 57, went to his local Homebase and bought the axe hours before he was due to meet the teen in September 2012.

>Bolinger’s disturbing plan was uncovered by the FBI who found him chatting about rape, murder and cannibalism on the internet calling himself meatmarketman.

>His online conversations on a website called Dark Fetish Network included boasts he had already eaten a 39-year-old woman and a five- year-old child, a court heard. Bolinger also wrote about how meat from a child was more tender - and how he got sexual gratification from his fantasies about cannibalism, jurors were told.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2692804/Male-nurse-57-bought-axe-Homebase-went-Eurostar-terminal-meet-14-year-old-girl-planned-sex-kill-eat.html

>He told the jury that the defendant had pleaded guilty in February to administering poison or a noxious substance to a woman after he put a cloth soaked in dry cleaning fluid over a female friend's mouth in July 2010. Yale added that Bolinger had also sent pictures he had taken of himself with the axe to another user called "Hannah Hotwife" and told her he was going to behead someone, it is alleged.

>Police seized Bolinger's phones and searched his home. They found computer discs containing indecent images of children. Bolinger made several statements to the police admitting that the images were his but said that he had only gone to Ashford station because he feared for the girl's personal safety following the conversations they had, the court heard. He claimed that if she had arrived he would have gone straight to the police.

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/jul/15/nurse-dale-bolinger-plot-kill-eat-teenage-girl

Sounds like this Bolinger has corked.
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>> No. 49671 Billbob
21st July 2014
Monday 11:53 pm
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Who doesn't want to eat out a 14 year old?
>> No. 49673 Auntiefucker
22nd July 2014
Tuesday 12:28 am
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>>49671

Have you ever been involved in 80s comedy television?
>> No. 49674 YubYub
22nd July 2014
Tuesday 12:31 am
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>>49673

Are you suggesting Ben Elton is a nonce?

If you're not then I am.
>> No. 49675 Ambulancelad
22nd July 2014
Tuesday 12:36 am
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>>49674

I can't comment on Ben Elton other than to say I used to think he was funny and I can't for the life of me remember why. If he is on the noncey side I don't think he falls in to the "but he's good isn't he" category.

http://www.youtube.com/v/9cgPiYGrU3c
>> No. 49859 Searchfag
29th July 2014
Tuesday 12:03 am
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Jonathan King's lost it.

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>> No. 49782 Anonymous
28th July 2014
Monday 3:44 pm
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>> No. 49784 Samefag
28th July 2014
Monday 3:51 pm
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>>49782
Good for him, 5 v 1 is a pussy fight. They had it coming.

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>> No. 49290 Paedofag
1st July 2014
Tuesday 7:57 pm
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check em

(A good day to you Sir!)
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>> No. 49442 Are Moaty
13th July 2014
Sunday 7:12 pm
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>>49432
And having three holes in close proximity, assuming she was bi-minged. But you apparently got a better result.
>> No. 49739 Billbob
26th July 2014
Saturday 10:20 pm
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>> No. 49740 Paedofag
26th July 2014
Saturday 10:29 pm
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>>49739

I would totally let New Dappy have a go on my arse, preferably in the filthy toilet of a backstreet pub.
>> No. 49741 YubYub
26th July 2014
Saturday 11:12 pm
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>>49740
One hump or two?
>> No. 49742 Are Moaty
27th July 2014
Sunday 4:17 pm
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>>49739
Is that a bike chain around his neck?

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>> No. 49728 Auntiefucker
26th July 2014
Saturday 7:27 pm
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A man hanged himself after a blazing row with his girlfriend over actor Danny Dyer. Dale Daniel Challoner began arguing with partner Danielle Plumpton after she said the Eastenders star was good looking.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-hanged-himself-after-blazing-3916936

Pwopa nawty.
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>> No. 49734 Moralfag
26th July 2014
Saturday 8:33 pm
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>>49733

Nice weather, innit.
>> No. 49735 Moralfag
26th July 2014
Saturday 8:34 pm
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>>49731
Telling someone to kill themselves is illegal.
>> No. 49736 Anonymous
26th July 2014
Saturday 8:36 pm
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Not a nice one, bruva. Not a nice one.
>> No. 49737 YubYub
26th July 2014
Saturday 9:04 pm
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>>49729
If you're dating someone with mental problems you don't tell them Danny Dyer is attractive. That's enough to make a sane person flip, never mind a fruitloop.
>> No. 49738 Moralfag
26th July 2014
Saturday 9:25 pm
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>> No. 49702 Paedofag
24th July 2014
Thursday 4:17 pm
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Hey lads. Fancy a ladconvention?

Thanks http://britfa.gs/news/res/3307.html for the inspiration.
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>> No. 49720 Ambulancelad
25th July 2014
Friday 12:00 pm
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>>49717
>>49719
It was a joke ban lads, I'm still here. My lawyer has advised me not to comment any further.
>> No. 49721 Anonymous
25th July 2014
Friday 2:33 pm
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>>49718
I hereby declare your christening shit, and re-dub him "Ladlad".
>> No. 49722 Paedofag
25th July 2014
Friday 6:07 pm
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>>49720

The important thing is, did you learn your lesson?
>> No. 49723 Samefag
25th July 2014
Friday 6:10 pm
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>>49721

>Ladlad

There is a whole website tailor made for ladlad and other ladslads, lads.

http://www.ladslads.com
>> No. 49727 Anonymous
25th July 2014
Friday 9:50 pm
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>>49723

Is this the real life /iq/?

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>> No. 49724 Ambulancelad
25th July 2014
Friday 9:13 pm
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Why is this so funny?
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>> No. 49726 Samefag
25th July 2014
Friday 9:22 pm
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Why is anything?

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>> No. 49714 Anonymous
24th July 2014
Thursday 8:55 pm
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This is fuckin sick

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/comedy/10985111/British-inventor-builds-giant-fart-machine-to-fire-at-France.html
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>> No. 49716 YubYub
24th July 2014
Thursday 10:13 pm
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Uncle Fuzzy is a mad genius.

http://www.youtube.com/v/D5_ogU4Jzt4

http://www.youtube.com/v/6FYZFAuhFV4

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>> No. 49700 Searchfag
24th July 2014
Thursday 4:38 am
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I'm home alone so I just had a bath at 4am with all the lights out and the window open, would do it again if the missus wouldn't judge me
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>> No. 49701 Anonymous
24th July 2014
Thursday 6:59 am
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Unless you stuck something funny up your bum then that's really more /b/ than /iq/.
>> No. 49706 Samefag
24th July 2014
Thursday 5:51 pm
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>> No. 49713 Crabkiller
24th July 2014
Thursday 8:41 pm
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>>49701

What else did you think I meant by bath?

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>> No. 49678 YubYub
22nd July 2014
Tuesday 8:42 pm
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I'm pretty sure (I may have even seen) that my neighbours got robbed yesterday night. I didn't call the police because my neighbours are cunts.
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>> No. 49695 Samefag
23rd July 2014
Wednesday 10:14 am
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>>49683
I think it's more that he's using a crowbar to force open an unlocked door.
>> No. 49696 Crabkiller
23rd July 2014
Wednesday 10:23 am
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Lets hope they didn't put run down batteries in the fire alarm to drive you crazy.

>>49695
What is that crowbar even made of? The colour of it is distressing me.
>> No. 49697 Searchfag
23rd July 2014
Wednesday 11:02 am
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OP pic looks like a profile pic from a gay bdsm site.
>> No. 49698 Anonymous
23rd July 2014
Wednesday 6:04 pm
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>>49697
Well, you'd know.
>> No. 49699 Auntiefucker
23rd July 2014
Wednesday 7:29 pm
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>>49697

KILL YOuRSELF QUEER!!

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>> No. 49658 Anonymous
21st July 2014
Monday 7:52 pm
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How do I make a German girl laugh?
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>> No. 49663 Ambulancelad
21st July 2014
Monday 8:41 pm
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>>49659
>>49662

Whatever you do it has to involve shit
>> No. 49664 Ambulancelad
21st July 2014
Monday 8:42 pm
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don't mention the war
>> No. 49665 YubYub
21st July 2014
Monday 8:46 pm
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Perhaps he should have thrown the ball underhand so the little girl could catch it.
>> No. 49667 Paedofag
21st July 2014
Monday 9:31 pm
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Show her your penis
>> No. 49668 YubYub
21st July 2014
Monday 9:38 pm
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>> How do I make a German girl laugh?

Try to speak her language.

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>> No. 49645 Are Moaty
20th July 2014
Sunday 10:36 pm
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Predictions from 30 years ago:
http://www.youtube.com/v/9TpulhnqF18
Seems to have been right on most counts.
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>> No. 49646 Paedofag
20th July 2014
Sunday 10:47 pm
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This used to pass for entertainment? Vive l' Internet.
>> No. 49647 Anonymous
20th July 2014
Sunday 10:51 pm
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>>49646
How dare you slate Ronnie Barker!
>> No. 49648 Anonymous
21st July 2014
Monday 1:33 pm
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I was born in 1984 and don't get most of these jokes.
>> No. 49661 Crabkiller
21st July 2014
Monday 8:09 pm
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>>49648
Tom O'Connor pretended to be a comedian. John Inman played the camp one in Are You Bring Served. Oliver Reed was a pisshead who did some acting in his spare time. Licences were soon to be awarded for direct-to-home satellite and cable services. Russell Harty was a knock-off Parkinson. England had just been whitewashed by the Windies 5-0, including two innings victories. Andrews Liver Salts is something you take for an upset digestive system.
>> No. 49666 YubYub
21st July 2014
Monday 8:58 pm
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>>49661

Well done you, have another O-level.

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