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>> No. 55488 Samefag
7th February 2016
Sunday 6:34 pm
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A student with webbed toes was left horrified after she Googled her name and found photographs of her feet on a fetish website.

Alice Cachia, 21, of Maidstone, Kent, was searching for information about herself online while applying for a job when she came across the website ‘wikiFeet’. The third-year English literature student at the University of East Anglia in Norwich clicked on the website to discover that someone had uploaded pictures of her toes.

She told student newspaper The Tab: ‘I was scrawling through Google and I saw my name under this wikiFeet website. ‘It’s an entry on Wikipedia dedicated to my feet and my toes and people had rated them. I was only given 2.5 stars, which I was not happy about.’


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3436121/dumb-bint-doesnt-know-difference-wikipedia-and-wikifeet.HTML

Alright, lads, own up.
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>> No. 55494 Moralfag
8th February 2016
Monday 3:54 pm
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>"I was only given 2.5 stars, which I was not happy about."

If this is honestly her reason for complaining she needs to fuck off. I can't stand when vain people stamp their feet just because didn't like the outcome they got.
>> No. 55497 Crabkiller
8th February 2016
Monday 5:51 pm
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>>55494
I think it's only vanity if she herself uploaded the pictures to a fetish website, which it doesn't really sound like she did.
>> No. 55498 Moralfag
8th February 2016
Monday 8:16 pm
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That's what webbed feet look like? I've no sexual interest in this, but I'm really disappointed regardless. They're "clubbed" more than anything.
>> No. 55499 Searchfag
9th February 2016
Tuesday 11:42 am
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>>55498
In fairness if she didn't have webbed feet before she certainly does now.
>> No. 55500 Are Moaty
9th February 2016
Tuesday 1:35 pm
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>>55497

But she isn't complaining that she was put on the website, only that she got a bad review. If her offense was that she was put on the website without her permission I don't see why an average score would be an issue.

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>> No. 55491 Are Moaty
7th February 2016
Sunday 10:01 pm
55491 They know it's a shoop, right?
https://twitter.com/theJeremyVine/status/696447860997537792

Am I being pranked? This is a prank right? Is something wonderful about to happen to me?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcKw_LEbmXE
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>> No. 55492 Anonymous
7th February 2016
Sunday 10:07 pm
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>>55491

Not going to lie if I saw this with no context I would probably enter a state of panic.
>> No. 55493 YubYub
8th February 2016
Monday 2:32 pm
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I would have thought to get permission to do something like this they would have to make sure everyone was aware it was a film set. So big warning signs everywhere that say 'FILMING IN PROGRESS - CONTROLLED EXPLOSION', or a loud verbal warning from a loudhailer, or something like that.

You can't just trundle a bus over the Thames and blow it up without telling anyone. Surely not. Is that seriously what they did?
>> No. 55495 YubYub
8th February 2016
Monday 5:32 pm
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You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.
>> No. 55496 Anonymous
8th February 2016
Monday 5:42 pm
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>>55495

Why?

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>> No. 55030 Are Moaty
11th December 2015
Friday 9:15 pm
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>A Canadian man who was married, with seven kids, has left his family in order to fulfill his true identity - as a six-year-old girl.

>In an emotional video with gay news site The Daily Xtra in collaboration with The Transgender Project, Stefonknee (pronounced ‘Stef-on-knee’) Wolscht, 52, of Toronto, says she realized she was transgender - rather that simply a cross-dresser - at age 46, and split from her wife, Maria, after she told her husband to 'stop being trans or leave'.

>Now, Stefonknee lives with friends who she cans her 'adoptive mommy and daddy' as a six-year-old girl, dressing in children's clothing and spending her time playing and coloring with her adoptive parents' grandchildren.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3356084/I-ve-gone-child-Husband-father-seven-52-leaves-wife-kids-live-transgender-SIX-YEAR-OLD-girl-named-Stefonknee.html

Has the whole trans thing gone too far, now? Transforming into a six-year-old seems like all kinds of wrong to me. A line must be drawn somewhere.
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>> No. 55485 Anonymous
7th February 2016
Sunday 4:52 pm
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>Child attempts suicide after being bullied at school for being a fan of My Little Pony

http://abc11.com/archive/9418200/
>> No. 55486 R4GE
7th February 2016
Sunday 6:05 pm
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>>55485
This has what to do with the thread?

Oh wow he looks just like Mitchell Henderson.
>> No. 55487 Searchfag
7th February 2016
Sunday 6:16 pm
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>>55485
>"It teaches the most basic moral values to a lot of complex thoughts," said Michael's step-father, Shannon Suttle.

Shannon is a boys name?
>> No. 55489 YubYub
7th February 2016
Sunday 8:09 pm
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>>55487

It is in America.
>> No. 55490 Ambulancelad
7th February 2016
Sunday 9:09 pm
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>>55489
You mean Ireland there m8.

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>> No. 55445 Ambulancelad
1st February 2016
Monday 7:04 pm
55445 It's Grim Up North™
This Dad won't take his daughter back home until she collects enough scrap metal to pay for her tea.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-6vxYR2Pnk
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>> No. 55447 YubYub
1st February 2016
Monday 7:27 pm
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That made me feel all nostalgic. My grandad used to take me out nicking scrap from building sites. He'd load up the van, I'd stand lookout. Happy days.
>> No. 55448 Anonymous
2nd February 2016
Tuesday 2:15 pm
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>>55447
See, it's not 'scrap' if it's lifted straight from stocks of prepared construction materials.
>> No. 55482 YubYub
6th February 2016
Saturday 7:12 pm
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"Are first car keys"

Our

(A good day to you Sir!)
>> No. 55483 Paedofag
6th February 2016
Saturday 7:16 pm
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>>55482

u fucking wot m8?
>> No. 55484 Are Moaty
6th February 2016
Saturday 7:20 pm
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>>55482
MODS = GODS

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>> No. 55405 Paedofag
25th January 2016
Monday 7:50 pm
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Lads. There's this shrunken head thing that's the current craze in Brazil. What if everyone goes there for the lympics and this shit goes viral?
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>> No. 55459 Ambulancelad
4th February 2016
Thursday 11:33 pm
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>>55405
wtf is wrong with that baby
>> No. 55460 Auntiefucker
5th February 2016
Friday 2:04 am
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>>55458
> narrow minded
Poor taste lad, poor taste.
>> No. 55461 Auntiefucker
5th February 2016
Friday 6:54 am
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>>55459
The vagina muscles on Brazilian women are so mighty that they end up compressing the baby's head.
>> No. 55473 Ambulancelad
5th February 2016
Friday 9:20 pm
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>Pregnant women in Brazil have been advised not to share cups or utensils after Zika virus was found in human saliva and urine for the first time.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/zika/12142922/Zika-virus-discovered-in-human-saliva-and-urine-for-the-first-time.html

Watch out, lads. You can catch it from piss.
>> No. 55474 Crabkiller
5th February 2016
Friday 11:07 pm
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>>55449

/boo!

I wonder how much money big pharma will make from this calamity?

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>> No. 55456 Ambulancelad
4th February 2016
Thursday 12:16 pm
55456 Scottish Pingu

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trK1cZTpa14

NOOT NOOT YE FUCKIN BAWBAGS

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>> No. 55440 YubYub
31st January 2016
Sunday 10:26 pm
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Fancy a trip to the Sex Garages? We can stop off at the Asshouse on the way back.
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>> No. 55441 Billbob
1st February 2016
Monday 12:34 am
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where does 'garage' fit on this scale?
>> No. 55442 YubYub
1st February 2016
Monday 1:01 am
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This might not be the right place to mourn the failings of this country's ice hockey empire, but dear god it's a shame it's this underlooked. Plenty of teams manage to fill the stands, but there's still no money there.

Of course it doesn't help that the Yank and Canuk scouts all come over here and grab the talent before they've even played a league match.

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>> No. 55439 YubYub
31st January 2016
Sunday 12:34 pm
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>> No. 55432 Auntiefucker
29th January 2016
Friday 4:21 pm
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Why are so many ginger British men converting?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-35439917
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>> No. 55434 R4GE
29th January 2016
Friday 4:57 pm
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>>22017

They are mistreated and cast aside frequently, for being gingers. they are on the fringes of our society, and exactly the sort of vulnerable, disillusioned young men who extremists convert every day. They share a lot in common with the standard outcast brown lad and are on the same rung of society.
>> No. 55435 Crabkiller
29th January 2016
Friday 5:05 pm
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>>55433
If you read The Sacred Magic Of Abremalin The mage (which is quite Tolkienesque in places), there's a bit where it's explained that anyone can learn the stuff, but it's better to interpret it in the belief system you were raised with. The gods take a dim view of religion switchers. I guess they prefer the most loyal.
>> No. 55436 Ambulancelad
29th January 2016
Friday 5:11 pm
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>>55435

I've always found converts and later life religious types to be almost chronically loyal to their new faith. Surely thats what gods want in a follower?
>> No. 55437 Auntiefucker
29th January 2016
Friday 5:22 pm
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>>55436

I dunno m8. Just being a decent person and not a prick is really what I look for.

Cheers,
God
>> No. 55438 Ambulancelad
29th January 2016
Friday 5:24 pm
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>>55437

Shit. I reckon I'm a decent enough person but I'm definitley a bit of a prick. I'd definitely help an old dear across the road but I'd probably be annoyed if I missed my bus because of it.

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>> No. 55412 Ambulancelad
26th January 2016
Tuesday 7:43 am
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This woman is giving me hardest Stonk on ever.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3415644/Kim-Tucci-Perth-birth-quintuplets.html

How easy is it to score with a pregnant lass? I imagine the single ones are desperate for a meal ticket and I could use this to my advantage to be swimming in preggers fanny batter.
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>> No. 55425 Billbob
27th January 2016
Wednesday 4:51 pm
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>>55424

It could be to do with better coupling and getting the bloke to help with mother and child rather than losing interest, or how pregnancy brings out some secondary sexual characteristics men find desirable...

But not everything has evolutionary purpose. Pregnancy could just be causing you to start seeing that person in a more sexual light. Not to mention it can be quite new and interesting to see a pregnant woman as a young lad; it's an aspect of sexuality you probably weren't exposed to unless you have younger siblings.

As this is /iq/, I will add that maybe youse just a metanonce bruv.
>> No. 55426 Billbob
27th January 2016
Wednesday 5:21 pm
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>>55425

Also their tits get bigger.
>> No. 55427 R4GE
27th January 2016
Wednesday 5:27 pm
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>>55426
Exactly like a pubescent girl. Sick.
>> No. 55428 Anonymous
27th January 2016
Wednesday 5:36 pm
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>>55427
Give the MLE a rest, please.
>> No. 55429 YubYub
27th January 2016
Wednesday 6:19 pm
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>>55424
>WHAT CAUSES THIS EFFECT IN MEN?

Pregnant women go through a horny phase where they want sex all the time. Maybe during this phase their fanny batter secretes pheromones which men can sniff and get the horn over. Maybe it's just the bigger boobies. Maybe there's something about growing a child inside you that appeals to man's base instincts, like dem fine motherfucking child rearing hips. I am not a scientist.

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>> No. 55388 Billbob
23rd January 2016
Saturday 7:43 pm
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>> No. 55398 YubYub
24th January 2016
Sunday 1:49 pm
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The size of your heart is irrelevant when your arteries are packed tighter than a Ryanair flight.
>> No. 55399 R4GE
24th January 2016
Sunday 2:55 pm
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>>55396
Are the lions the boys or the girls? I know which one I'd rather was the girl.
>> No. 55402 Anonymous
24th January 2016
Sunday 5:36 pm
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>>55396
Cats and dogs
>> No. 55403 Searchfag
25th January 2016
Monday 1:24 pm
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>>55388

>Size of your heart...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cardiomegaly

Big is beautiful.
>> No. 55404 YubYub
25th January 2016
Monday 4:25 pm
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>>55403
They definitely mean it literally.

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>> No. 55377 Searchfag
23rd January 2016
Saturday 5:23 am
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I've just realised that this song is about Nepallad's emigration.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moSFlvxnbgk
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>> No. 55390 YubYub
24th January 2016
Sunday 7:59 am
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>>55383
Here you might enjoy this http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=little_mermaid
>> No. 55391 Auntiefucker
24th January 2016
Sunday 8:23 am
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>>55390

Ponyo is probably the best adaptation of that story and it has a happy ending.

What an edge lord.
>> No. 55397 Ambulancelad
24th January 2016
Sunday 1:48 pm
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>>55390
>Disney's retelling of "The Little Mermaid" is intellectual junk-food.
Because bronze-age fairy-tales are such staggering works of intellectualism.
>> No. 55400 Anonymous
24th January 2016
Sunday 3:16 pm
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>>55397

I know this is/IQ/ but have a fucking word with yourself lad.
>> No. 55401 Anonymous
24th January 2016
Sunday 4:34 pm
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>>55400

Oh right I forgot, the essentially random selections from the Aarne–Thompson indexes that happened to be recorded as being the "original" fairytales for kids are so much deeper than the Disney revisions. You're an expert on this sort of thing, I can tell. Propp it up your arse, Vladimir.

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>> No. 55352 Are Moaty
21st January 2016
Thursday 11:25 am
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http://metro.co.uk/2016/01/21/buddhist-monk-loses-his-zen-after-crushing-an-ant-so-goes-on-tyre-slashing-campaign-5635798/

another tedious nutcase succumbs to the idiotic teachings of the most stupid religion ever invented

(A good day to you Sir!)
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>> No. 55368 YubYub
22nd January 2016
Friday 12:24 am
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>>55363

You seem angry. Maybe you should take up meditation.
>> No. 55372 Billbob
22nd January 2016
Friday 7:33 pm
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>>55368

And maybe you should go fuck yourgayself!
>> No. 55373 YubYub
22nd January 2016
Friday 7:36 pm
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I have a dream, that one day ragelads, memeforcers, nonces, mods, accidental browsers and employees of Timpsons will be able to walk hand in hand and enjoy Nepali crusty food.
>> No. 55374 Are Moaty
22nd January 2016
Friday 8:10 pm
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>>55373

Maybe we could discuss your fascinating ideas on inclusion out on the balcony, Reverend YubYub?
>> No. 55375 Moralfag
22nd January 2016
Friday 8:37 pm
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>>55374

Simon the assassin?

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>> No. 55366 Anonymous
21st January 2016
Thursday 9:41 pm
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>Morton's toe (or Morton's foot, Greek foot, "Royal toe", "Turkey toe", "LaMay toe", "Sheppard's toe", Morton's syndrome,[1] long toe, boss toe) is the condition of a shortened first metatarsal in relation to the second metatarsal. It is a type of brachymetatarsia.[1]. It is similar to Down's syndrome.

Shit, lads. My toes have down's syndrome.
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>> No. 55367 Auntiefucker
22nd January 2016
Friday 12:23 am
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My thumb has a severe case of decapitation as of yesterday night.
>> No. 55369 Are Moaty
22nd January 2016
Friday 1:06 pm
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJTe0-XGQVU
>> No. 55370 Are Moaty
22nd January 2016
Friday 2:57 pm
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Morton's Fork was an episode of Fargo.
>> No. 55371 YubYub
22nd January 2016
Friday 7:32 pm
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