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>> No. 62741 R4GE
19th March 2019
Tuesday 3:21 pm
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Vorderman from the front.
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>> No. 63141 YubYub
19th April 2019
Friday 12:22 am
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Where do I go from here?
>> No. 63142 Moralfag
19th April 2019
Friday 12:23 am
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What am I doing with my life?
>> No. 63143 Anonymous
19th April 2019
Friday 9:39 am
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You can't stop now. This thread ends when either you or Vorderman are dead.
>> No. 63144 R4GE
19th April 2019
Friday 11:07 am
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Vorderman died when she abandoned Whiteley to the wolves.
>> No. 63145 Ambulancelad
19th April 2019
Friday 2:30 pm
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Take the bank holiday off, kid, you've earnt it.

>> No. 63134 Moralfag
18th April 2019
Thursday 9:22 pm
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>> No. 63135 Crabkiller
18th April 2019
Thursday 9:43 pm
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There's no way anyone's going to grass up that absolute hero

>> No. 63131 Are Moaty
16th April 2019
Tuesday 5:58 am

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>> No. 63133 Crabkiller
17th April 2019
Wednesday 10:09 pm
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It's missing Tommy saying "ya bent bastard."

>> No. 63046 Paedofag
9th April 2019
Tuesday 9:27 am
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>Waitrose has apologised over "racist" Easter ducks after customers complained that the dark brown one was labelled as "ugly".

>An £8 trio of white, milk and dark chocolate Easter ducklings caused offence among a "small number" of customers for being labelled as "fluffy", "crispy" and "ugly". The complaints centered around the the dark brown one being described as the "ugly" one, with some implying it was racist.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/04/08/waitrose-pulls-ugly-chocolate-ducklings-sale-complaints-dolphin rape/

Racist chocolate ducks. What strange bastards we are.
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>> No. 63110 Ambulancelad
13th April 2019
Saturday 3:11 pm
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The olden days were much weirder than you might imagine.

>> No. 63111 Searchfag
13th April 2019
Saturday 3:25 pm
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To be honest, a lot of the issues with īncels stem from the fact that they've been mollycoddled by their parents and are used to having things handed on a plate to them so they struggle when they've got to start looking after themselves. If their parents could organise for them to lie in bed with a lass tied up in a bag then that'd solve some of their problems.

(A good day to you Sir!)
>> No. 63120 Moralfag
15th April 2019
Monday 8:10 pm
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Mods = gods. Banning's too good for people who use the word 'chronic masturbator'
>> No. 63121 Moralfag
15th April 2019
Monday 8:41 pm
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That's two words.
>> No. 63132 R4GE
16th April 2019
Tuesday 3:19 pm
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It's a wordfilter.

>> No. 63116 YubYub
14th April 2019
Sunday 2:46 pm
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I donut understand Americans.
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>> No. 63119 Searchfag
15th April 2019
Monday 3:26 pm
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The logic goes like this; "if I have a dumb, melodramatic, overreaction to this popular film trailer then I might become a viral star and make some money". Look how red his eyes are at the beginning of the video, it's clearly not his first take. Maybe he has allergies, but to my mind he's just play-acting. He might even carry that on to his real life too, but I still don't buy that kind of emotion for a bland, tired, space romp like Star Wars. I suppose I don't understand either.

Nice to see he dressed up for the occasion, mind you. I mean come the fuck on, I go to bed in a nicer get up than that and I sleep in my underwear.

>> No. 63064 YubYub
10th April 2019
Wednesday 6:13 pm
63064 Not respecting the military
Am I the only one who has no respect for people in the forces? People seem to hold them up as heroes, but they're mostly just thickos sent to shoot brown people to further the interests of the elite. I have more respect for the police, who are actually helping us in the UK instead of pissing around shooting goat herders in the polar.
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>> No. 63071 Are Moaty
11th April 2019
Thursday 12:05 am
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You lost me there I'm afraid. That is the worst excuse for the existence of the military I've ever heard. It's like something a comic book villain would say.
>> No. 63072 Auntiefucker
11th April 2019
Thursday 2:28 am
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DSS drunks seem to disproportionately pretend they've been in the army and until you've figured out they're lying, it really sours your perception of it like

>My god, I guess they let anyone in, and it fucks you up this badly?
>> No. 63073 YubYub
11th April 2019
Thursday 4:37 am
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I mean I respect them. I don't suspect it's a fun job, I wouldn't do it myself and it's not like they get to pick which pointless modern war they're going to fight in. But at the same time I feel like my sort of sympathy-respect (glibly: "pro soldier, anti-war") is out of fashion. As WW1/2 fall out of living memory I feel like we've drifted more and more towards an American style conception of the heroism of the armed forces, seeing war in a glorious way that's not only at odds with the bad-thing that was WW2, but also at odds with our old imperial perception of war to boot. A sort of view that saying that a war was pointless is disrespectful to the soldiers who died there, and a very subtle, almost certainly unintentional undercurrent in the tone people speak about it that a future war would be a good thing because it would give more people the chance to be heroic soldiers. Maybe my view is a bit wanky considering we did away with conscription forever ago and sympathy is a bit derisive of people's choices, but still.

Doubt I'd get on too well with most soldiers given my propensity for being a soft wanker, even if 'military equipment procurement cock ups' would be my preferred choice of category on any TV gameshow.
>> No. 63074 YubYub
11th April 2019
Thursday 12:26 pm
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it's objectively true though
>> No. 63075 Auntiefucker
11th April 2019
Thursday 3:06 pm
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Of course it isn't. the world is perfectly capible of supporting the number of people it currently has. I'm willing to believe you live in a city and never visit the countryside. There are fuck all people in most places they just horde.

>> No. 62754 Ambulancelad
20th March 2019
Wednesday 10:47 pm
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>A neo-Nazi terror suspect entered a "Miss Hitler" beauty contest in a bid to attract new members to a far-right extremist group, a court has heard. Alice Cutter is alleged to have won the competition organised by National Action after taking on the nickname Buchenwald Princess in reference to the Nazi death camp.


To be fair, I'd have voted for her. I'd preserve the future of the white race with her, IYKWIM.
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>> No. 63041 Searchfag
7th April 2019
Sunday 7:49 pm
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Your mum's a palindrome m8.
>> No. 63042 Crabkiller
7th April 2019
Sunday 8:11 pm
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>> No. 63043 Crabkiller
7th April 2019
Sunday 8:11 pm
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That happends to women as they get older, be more considerate.
>> No. 63044 Auntiefucker
8th April 2019
Monday 3:40 am
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She goes around in the night and is consumed by fire.
>> No. 63045 Auntiefucker
8th April 2019
Monday 7:33 am
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That's a palantir, dipstick.

>> No. 62879 Moralfag
26th March 2019
Tuesday 8:01 pm
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>> No. 62880 Samefag
26th March 2019
Tuesday 8:38 pm
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I'm just gonna share my youtube suggestions after that played.
>> No. 62881 Crabkiller
26th March 2019
Tuesday 8:53 pm
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Nice to see Dan Erlewine getting promoted, that guy is a genius.
>> No. 62885 Billbob
27th March 2019
Wednesday 3:42 am
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slipknot's drug problems are really getting out of hand.
>> No. 62893 R4GE
27th March 2019
Wednesday 11:58 pm
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I thought it was Devin Townsend.
>> No. 62923 Auntiefucker
29th March 2019
Friday 1:49 pm
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It's actually the drummer and saxophoist from this band.

>> No. 59246 YubYub
3rd January 2018
Wednesday 7:40 pm
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>A homeless man who stole a purse and a phone from victims of the Manchester Arena attack has admitted theft.

>Chris Parker, 33, was initially dubbed a hero after claiming he comforted a seriously injured girl. CCTV footage played to Manchester Crown Court showed him wandering between stricken victims. He kept returning to injured Pauline Healey, whose granddaughter lay dying nearby, before leaning over her and taking her handbag to steal her purse.


I don't get why bleeding heart do-gooders bleat on about the homeless. They're all scratters who are on the streets through choice, usually because they choose not to stay in a hostel as they know they wouldn't be allowed to do drugs there.
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>> No. 62857 Ambulancelad
25th March 2019
Monday 2:20 pm
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A very real hazard of not being able to just Airbnb the place for five times the long-term rate
>> No. 62858 R4GE
25th March 2019
Monday 2:49 pm
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What's the hazard?
>> No. 62859 YubYub
25th March 2019
Monday 4:10 pm
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A significant proportion of homeless people - particularly long-term homeless people - have significant social care needs. They might have issues with drug or alcohol dependency, they might have chronic mental health issues, they might have behavioural issues, often they have all of the above. Some homeless people just need somewhere to live, but some are difficult to house. If you really set your mind to it, you can make a newly-refurbished flat into a completely uninhabitable shithole in a matter of days. That's the reason for the risk premium - there are a lot of tenants that landlords are simply unwilling to accommodate at market rents.
>> No. 62860 Moralfag
25th March 2019
Monday 4:47 pm
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That's all well and good, but the overwhelming majority of homeless people placed in temporary accommodation are the 'hidden homeless' who have been priced out of where they live.

Oh, well. At least we're not Americans.

>Twisted police officer who fed homeless man dog poo sandwich keeps job

>> No. 62864 Auntiefucker
25th March 2019
Monday 6:39 pm
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We need to glass that entire damned continent and I mean the Covenant kind not to pint kind.

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>> No. 62795 Samefag
22nd March 2019
Friday 5:09 pm
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>Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should
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>> No. 62813 Billbob
23rd March 2019
Saturday 12:44 am
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I am interested in understanding the appeal of eating icing.

Also, could anyone experienced in enjoying buttercream and the gritty stuff on top of carrot cakes please enlighten me as to the reasons for their existence.
>> No. 62814 Moralfag
23rd March 2019
Saturday 1:16 am
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It's carbs and fat combined, the two things our cavemen brains crave more than anything, and reward us for eating it with huge hits of dopamine. It's not that difficult to understand.
>> No. 62815 Searchfag
23rd March 2019
Saturday 1:32 am
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But the pathway to pleasure is more easily obtained via more pleasurable textures and accessible methods.

You can get yer liver to metabolise your own cannabinoids by gorging on chocolate, or opioids by swigging some habanero tabasco, for example.

You can't even get cuffed for it!
>> No. 62816 Anonymous
23rd March 2019
Saturday 2:25 am
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>blueberry muffin flavour milk

That sounds amazing. Is it a nice bluey-marpley colour? I'd love to be disappointed by that.
>> No. 62844 Are Moaty
24th March 2019
Sunday 6:50 pm
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Inspired by this thread, I tried some banana flavour milk because I've seen it in the shop for months. It's so sickly sweet it's essentially undrinkable on its own. I'll try it with some cereal tomorrow.

>> No. 62789 Samefag
22nd March 2019
Friday 11:21 am
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Seriously, what's going to happen to him in prison?
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>> No. 62821 Are Moaty
23rd March 2019
Saturday 8:33 am
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Probably multiple factors. The judge in the video states that he was not found to have any mental health problems, but to me the fact that someone is capable of a murder without feeling regret is in itself a dysfunctional state of mind.

It could also just be plain ignorance and callousness. People generally, but especially young people (moreso males), can be senselessly violent. It may really be a case of not being fully emotionally aware of what he's done. You can't force someone to value human life.
>> No. 62827 Searchfag
23rd March 2019
Saturday 10:51 am
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I'm aware of that, but psycho teenagers usually at least go around glassing people outside Spoons at 2 am or get a bit stabby with other teenagers. Kidnapping, assaulting and murdering a 6 year-old girl is on a completely different level though, to me at least it presents something far more pathological than your typical callous teenage bastard.
>> No. 62828 YubYub
23rd March 2019
Saturday 11:34 am
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Yes, that's why your use of the term 'psycho' is flippant. A true psychopath is more than just someone quick to anger.
>> No. 62829 R4GE
23rd March 2019
Saturday 11:51 am
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Where do you think we are right now?
>> No. 62833 Anonymous
23rd March 2019
Saturday 7:23 pm
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At Brendan Fraser's funeral?

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23rd March 2019
Saturday 3:57 pm
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>> No. 62836 YubYub
23rd March 2019
Saturday 8:41 pm
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It's the younger, asian version of Topsy from king of the hill.

>> No. 62714 Billbob
14th March 2019
Thursday 7:56 pm
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There's a paedo about
Get him out

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>> No. 62736 Samefag
16th March 2019
Saturday 7:40 pm
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I'm fully convinced that the 'bait' women that talk dirty to the paedos are the most sinister part of the whole operation. They spend all day having cyber sex with weirdos, I bet they're diddling themselves constantly while doing it. They all look the type. And then the blokes just clearly love wielding the hard cock of street justice. If anything the paedos are the least offensive part, particularly because all they've actually been doing is flirting with a 45 year old wifey.
>> No. 62737 YubYub
16th March 2019
Saturday 8:25 pm
62737 Alison Whateley
Just exactly like this one, in fact. The manager of a kids nursery, was in the news last week.
>> No. 62738 Are Moaty
16th March 2019
Saturday 8:39 pm
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It just wouldn't be Britfa.gs without reverting to woman bashing.
>> No. 62739 Moralfag
16th March 2019
Saturday 8:50 pm
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This kind of mob outrage is at best just plain stupidity.

Some percentage of the population are carpet-baggers to some degree. It's probably somewhere in the region of 2%, but it could be as high as 10% depending on your definition. Most of those people will never diddle kids and will keep their carpet-baggery predilections secret. Not everyone who diddles kids is a carpet-bagger and we don't really know why some carpet-baggers diddle kids and some don't.

We could just execute anyone convicted of diddling kids, but that's a hugely high-risk option, because then kiddy fiddlers have nothing to lose. If you abduct a kid, you might as well kill them, because you'll get strung up either way. If you've been diddling your niece, you might as well kill her if it looks like she might grass you up. The death penalty might be a marginally stronger deterrent, but it's not as if we're soft on kiddy fiddlers at the moment but it doesn't seem to stop them. Same goes for locking them up and throwing away the key.

You can persecute convicted carpet-baggers, but that just drives them underground. If you're living in a tent under a bridge as a social outcast, you've got very little left to lose and so very little reason to keep your nose clean. If you chase them out of town, they'll just move to somewhere they won't be recognised.

If everyone knows that there's a carpet-bagger living at number 32, he poses very little risk to anyone. The whole community will be keeping an eye on him, everyone's kids will have been warned to keep away, the old bill will be round if he so much as glances at a school bus. If he has a job and a home and some semblance of a social life, then he has reasons to keep his nose clean. It doesn't make intuitive sense, but the best way to reduce the risk posed by carpet-baggers is to integrate them into the community to the greatest extent possible.
>> No. 62740 Samefag
16th March 2019
Saturday 8:58 pm
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You seem to have given this some thought, paedolad.

>> No. 62702 Samefag
11th March 2019
Monday 7:12 pm
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If gravity is real then why hasn't the moon crashed into the earth yet?
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>> No. 62709 Paedofag
11th March 2019
Monday 9:56 pm
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I bet it's those fucking clangers. They're always up to shit.
>> No. 62711 Paedofag
11th March 2019
Monday 10:10 pm
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If anyone needs more proof that the Moon has a dark side you only have to remember it's connection to the BBC in the 1970s.
>> No. 62712 Anonymous
11th March 2019
Monday 10:46 pm
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I think that's how Dead Space 3 ends, except monsters did it instead of gravity.
>> No. 62713 Crabkiller
13th March 2019
Wednesday 7:00 pm
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Deffo nothing dodgy going on on the Far Side of the Moon, lads
>> No. 62719 Paedofag
16th March 2019
Saturday 12:08 am
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