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>> No. 56555 Ambulancelad
19th September 2016
Monday 4:56 pm
56555 sippin dat purple leeaaaan
Whoa, purple Aki, bam-ba-lam
Whoa, purple Aki, bam-ba-lam
purple Aki had to find, bam-ba-lam
Your height and muscle size, bam-ba-lam
Said it weren't none of mine, bam-ba-lam
But if I won't he'll make me blind, bam-ba-lam
I said oh, purple Aki, bum-ba-lam
Whoa, purple Aki, bum-ba-lam
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>> No. 56556 Auntiefucker
19th September 2016
Monday 6:51 pm
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Shitposting aside, it's strange that despite his conviction and such, nothing is known about his background, family etc.
>> No. 56557 YubYub
19th September 2016
Monday 7:21 pm
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>>56556
>According to his birth certificate, Akinwale Oluwafolajimi Oluwatope Arobieke was born on 15 July 1961 at Manchester’s Crumpsall Hospital. His mother’s name was listed as Abisola Aduke Arobieke, a secretarial student from Catherine Road, Manchester. No father’s name or occupation was given. The birth was registered on 17 August 1961. At the age of six months he was placed in care and he spent time in a Barnardo’s home in Llandudno, Conwy, a defence barrister acting for him once told a court. As a young man he went from job to job. At one stage he was a Mersey Tunnels cleaner, and later he worked as a city council messenger.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-6d083913-0bfb-4988-8cd8-d126fa6dcff1
>> No. 56568 YubYub
22nd September 2016
Thursday 6:38 am
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>> No. 56590 Ambulancelad
24th September 2016
Saturday 9:30 pm
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>AT ONE STAGE HE WAS A MERSEY TUNNELS CLEANER

bumdered scouselads
>> No. 56592 Ambulancelad
25th September 2016
Sunday 12:36 am
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purple p.aki

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>> No. 56559 Auntiefucker
19th September 2016
Monday 8:55 pm
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I know some of you chaps are getting on a bit, so let me provide you with a gs top tip.

If your John Thomas doesn't get as hard as it once did, try eating some HARIBO TangFastics. You'll feel like a teenager again and it'll be fun for all the family.
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>> No. 56579 Auntiefucker
22nd September 2016
Thursday 8:46 pm
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>>56578
Why would a man need to douche? I don't get it.
>> No. 56580 Anonymous
22nd September 2016
Thursday 8:57 pm
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>>56579
I take it you've never pissed in an arse before.
>> No. 56581 Ambulancelad
22nd September 2016
Thursday 10:38 pm
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>>56579
It's gay porn.
>> No. 56584 Billbob
24th September 2016
Saturday 12:09 am
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>>56567

mate please, this stuff will give me nightmares.
>> No. 56589 Anonymous
24th September 2016
Saturday 8:28 pm
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>>56580

i got widdled in me gob brother

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>> No. 54718 Anonymous
8th November 2015
Sunday 10:46 pm
54718 They're dead,
Dave.
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>> No. 54779 Anonymous
10th November 2015
Tuesday 9:05 pm
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>>54778
Back To Earth was decent enough if you take it for what it is, rather than attributing any serious series value to it. Think of it like Mark Gatiss inserting himself into everything he writes ever.
>> No. 54787 Anonymous
11th November 2015
Wednesday 12:44 pm
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>>54779

Do you reckon going up to mark gatiss and asking him for some of "the special stuff" has the same triggering effect as asking a chuckle brother "to me?"
>> No. 55602 Billbob
26th February 2016
Friday 1:13 am
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>>54758
That post was very creative.
>> No. 56587 Ambulancelad
24th September 2016
Saturday 7:53 pm
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>>54758
Very creative, 7/10.
>> No. 56591 Billbob
24th September 2016
Saturday 11:09 pm
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>>55602
>>56587

I'm much less creative these days, which is shit, because I used to be fairly reliable for little posts here and there like this. My brain would spool up and off I'd go. Something called "Fibro fog" now inhibits my ability to think and I've developed a stutter.

Sage for fuck knows why I'm telling you this.

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>> No. 56569 Auntiefucker
22nd September 2016
Thursday 12:12 pm
56569 In other news...
Cock Jockey de Mooi has been arrested for a crime he (probably) didn't commit. In which nobody really cares, no evidence will be found and life goes on as usual.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-37437498
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>> No. 56582 Samefag
23rd September 2016
Friday 5:21 pm
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Twelve. Twelve bodies. Ah-ah-ah!

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/eggsheads-star-cj-de-mooi-could-face-police-quiz-about-12-bodies-pulled-from-amsterdam-canals_uk_57e4f04ae4b004d4d86276f0
>> No. 56583 Anonymous
23rd September 2016
Friday 6:57 pm
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>>56573
Why would that kill him?
>> No. 56585 YubYub
24th September 2016
Saturday 5:48 pm
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>>56583

Why not?
>> No. 56586 Ambulancelad
24th September 2016
Saturday 7:05 pm
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i think the heroin has caught up with bez
>> No. 56588 Samefag
24th September 2016
Saturday 8:13 pm
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but this is ridiculous, i just saw craig on the dancing show moments ago

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>> No. 56434 Billbob
2nd September 2016
Friday 5:04 pm
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Lads, I need you to be vigilant.

I've got wind that Shamanismics are planning a huge celebration next weekend to mark the 15th anniversary of 11/9. They're calling it Encourage. Shamanismic. Domination. Day, or E.I.D. for short. Something's gonna happen.
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>> No. 56512 YubYub
13th September 2016
Tuesday 8:42 pm
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September 13, 1999

NEVER FORGET LADS
>> No. 56513 Paedofag
13th September 2016
Tuesday 10:09 pm
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>>56512
#bringbackourmoon
>> No. 56515 Are Moaty
14th September 2016
Wednesday 5:43 pm
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I wish they'd blown up a less smug city.
>> No. 56558 Anonymous
19th September 2016
Monday 7:35 pm
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>>56513

#AlphaLivesMatter
>> No. 56565 Paedofag
20th September 2016
Tuesday 9:53 pm
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>>56507

this bait looks to tasty

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>> No. 56540 Searchfag
17th September 2016
Saturday 8:48 pm
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FAFHAsgd4M - aww look at his wittle angwy face, replete with the despair that comes with a non-white person talking back to him even though he is in the biggest gang in England.

Hope his windows get put through tonight TBH.
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>> No. 56548 Ambulancelad
17th September 2016
Saturday 10:04 pm
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>>56545
I would have to call the police if I was burgled as my insurance policy would need a report number. No I wouldn't call 'em if I was mugged, what's the point? A mate who was beaten up in the street reported it and was made to feel like a timewaster and the suspects bearing in mind our small town were almost certainly off duty steroided up thug cops anyway. Either you are on of our resident plaintain obsessed metlads or you are a sheltered soul who's never dealt with the dodgy fuckers.
>> No. 56550 Auntiefucker
17th September 2016
Saturday 11:40 pm
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>>56548
IHALL SORRUT OUT THHUSS PUNKS

I AM THE LAW DON'T YOU FUCK AROUND NO MORE


ADRIANNNNN
>> No. 56552 Crabkiller
18th September 2016
Sunday 3:59 pm
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulHclv3pmYo
>> No. 56553 R4GE
18th September 2016
Sunday 4:28 pm
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>>56552
What happened next?

Must be fun being a policeman.
>> No. 56554 Crabkiller
18th September 2016
Sunday 5:50 pm
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLF-qO0hbhI

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>> No. 56535 Anonymous
17th September 2016
Saturday 9:47 am
56535 Cunt Off in a Can
>Tea from a spray can promises end to soggy bags

>If there is one thing the British enjoy, it is a good cup of tea and one English drinks maker has come up with an unusual way of making the brew - sprayed into a cup from an aerosol can. No More Tea Bags is pre-brewed and dispensed from an aluminium spray can. Drinkers squirt a small amount of the concentrated tea into a cup, and add hot water and milk if desired.

http://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-tea-spray-idUKKCN11M17H

Surely this counts as aerosol abuse and what do you think will happen when someone inevitably shoots concentrated tea down their japs-eye?

Another thing I just learnt is that a tea expert is known as a tea sommelier and they have actual professional courses in it that ends with a diploma and the right to call yourself one. You can also go advanced and earn the right to call yourself a 'tea master' which will no doubt be the shining achievement on the modern CV.
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>> No. 56536 R4GE
17th September 2016
Saturday 1:03 pm
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there are jpeg compression artefacts in my semen
>> No. 56538 Moralfag
17th September 2016
Saturday 6:20 pm
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>>56535
Fucks sake.
>> No. 56539 Billbob
17th September 2016
Saturday 6:54 pm
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>>56538
Titty fucking christs sake.

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>> No. 56537 Ambulancelad
17th September 2016
Saturday 5:44 pm
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Whatever you do, phonenoncelad, don't go to Arizona:

http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2016/09/16/arizona_child_sexual_abuse_law_guts_due_process_for_parents_and_caregivers.html

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>> No. 56519 R4GE
16th September 2016
Friday 6:18 pm
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>A disabled man who received £330,000 in donations after he was mugged plans to help the woman who organised his fundraising drive – by offering her a tenner.

>Katie Cutler, who started raising money for Alan Barnes when she heard of his attack, is now facing a £6,687 public relations bill and is in desperate need of cash.

http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/16/disabled-mugging-victim-offers-10-to-help-woman-who-raised-money-for-him-6132215

You know how some people call those half-orc folk beautiful solely because they're hideously disfigured? Well it turns out they're nasty tight-fisted cunts like the rest of us!

"Thanks for raising me hundreds of thousands of pounds, love. I know you got into thousands of pounds of debt to raise awareness for the just giving page you set up for me, so here's a tenner from all that shitloads of cash you ended up getting for me for all your trouble."
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>> No. 56530 Crabkiller
17th September 2016
Saturday 12:11 am
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>>56527 Because she engaged the PR agency _after_ this justgiving stuff, which didn't need any paid PR, it went viral.
The PR agency was for her 'charitable foundation', since she seemed to like the idea of people throwing cash her way, but couldn't come up with a repeat victim.
The old git really had nothing to do with her mad plan other than inspiring it. She should pay the PR bill.
>> No. 56531 R4GE
17th September 2016
Saturday 5:47 am
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What on earth? This is very confusing.
>> No. 56532 Crabkiller
17th September 2016
Saturday 7:24 am
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>>56531
He's secretly working for the grand high witch.
>> No. 56533 Moralfag
17th September 2016
Saturday 7:45 am
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That video is great, he really is a cunt. And a fucking ugly one at that.
>> No. 56534 Are Moaty
17th September 2016
Saturday 7:45 am
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Also sounds like the Clitheroe Kid.

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>> No. 56518 Auntiefucker
15th September 2016
Thursday 5:48 pm
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSBTg1VApkI

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>> No. 56514 YubYub
14th September 2016
Wednesday 1:50 pm
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McOiu3GO8aM
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>> No. 56516 Auntiefucker
14th September 2016
Wednesday 5:46 pm
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>>56514

Harold and Kumar go to the queen vic'.
>> No. 56517 Samefag
14th September 2016
Wednesday 9:38 pm
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>>56514
BLIMEY GUVNOR

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>> No. 56511 Paedofag
13th September 2016
Tuesday 7:20 pm
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I noticed an old mp3 had a url spoken by a robot at the start and it went to this page. I'm not sure what to make of it.
http://mental-escher.net/

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>> No. 56492 Auntiefucker
11th September 2016
Sunday 8:05 am
56492 monothetic premon demonition rescription.
prevolutionary precimated uncadents. anteformed diaflivers, premitting hypogaussers, periliriumated and proloused synlegals.
subalgia?
ultraectomic synetics - neurogamy of infralogists intracludesect. telewise.
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>> No. 56493 Are Moaty
11th September 2016
Sunday 8:09 am
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mishydraplegic exomaosis, contragonically diaible!
>> No. 56494 Moralfag
11th September 2016
Sunday 8:24 am
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>>56493
Antiprescernesent megaian intereticette; nonentesque hemiemiac, discycled. Perisupercraticly autoculed.
>> No. 56495 Anonymous
11th September 2016
Sunday 9:10 am
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>>56494
extraclivitly pentable
>> No. 56496 Anonymous
11th September 2016
Sunday 9:21 am
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previtrified denatal antetumescelogia. teledactyl nephelibata protoscopular ambisucrose, epigotasia.

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>> No. 56489 Anonymous
10th September 2016
Saturday 11:28 pm
56489 Jibber Jabber
Jabba da Hut got a BEEFY_POZ_LOAD up a back alley smugglerlads.

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