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>> No. 62741 R4GE
19th March 2019
Tuesday 3:21 pm
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Vorderman from the front.
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>> No. 64002 YubYub
18th August 2019
Sunday 5:53 pm
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how did he know
>> No. 64003 Are Moaty
18th August 2019
Sunday 8:47 pm
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No-one who's had proper sex with a woman puts that much effort into typing a dirty fantasy on a pokey little imageboard.

Now ask me about my theory of why Ed Sheeran is obviously a virgin...the logic on that one is even more sound!
>> No. 64004 Crabkiller
18th August 2019
Sunday 8:57 pm
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The fact you read that as a fantasy rather than psychological trauma is a bit telling.

And Eds a virgin because he's fucking minging
>> No. 64005 Samefag
19th August 2019
Monday 10:25 am
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No, he's a virgin because he did an entire song about losing his virginity. Everyone knows that only lads who haven't actually had sex go on about how they're definitely not virgins, like Jay off the Inbetweeners.
>> No. 64016 Samefag
24th August 2019
Saturday 3:06 am
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i'm a pedo but i'd would definitely consider having sex with her

>> No. 63775 Anonymous
24th July 2019
Wednesday 12:06 am
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Four hours later and it's still up.

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>> No. 63800 Anonymous
26th July 2019
Friday 7:27 am
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An MP has been accused by a junior member of his staff of waging a persistent campaign of sexual harassment that has left her feeling “intimidated and degraded”.

Jared O’Mara sent a series of messages to the 20-year-old woman, often late at night or early in the morning, in which he repeatedly declared his feelings for her and commented on her appearance.

She claims that he also regularly made “sexist, whale poacheric and lewd comments” about other women including female politicians, creating an “increasingly toxic” environment in his office.


"It was all just banter."
>> No. 63802 Moralfag
26th July 2019
Friday 9:58 am
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I mean she's fucking 20, any lad who's ever fancied her has probably raped her by glancing at her tits.

Women these days.
>> No. 63804 Samefag
27th July 2019
Saturday 10:34 am
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>I’ll have to nickname myself ‘Thrush’ because I irritate cunts

What a tip top lad.
>> No. 63811 Anonymous
28th July 2019
Sunday 1:11 pm
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He'll have the Man from UNCLE on him though if he does that
>> No. 64015 Ambulancelad
23rd August 2019
Friday 5:05 pm
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They've both been arrested.


>> No. 64012 Billbob
21st August 2019
Wednesday 7:26 am
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Day three in the cunt-off house.
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>> No. 64013 Paedofag
21st August 2019
Wednesday 8:05 am
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Give me a boost up, I'll go for help.
>> No. 64014 Billbob
21st August 2019
Wednesday 1:19 pm
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DAY THREE IN THE CUNT-OFF HOUSE and the mudslinging over 'toxic masculinity' shows no signs of abating. Over in the corner a couple of nitwits busy themselves splitting hairs over eskimoc ray guns.

>> No. 64006 Ambulancelad
19th August 2019
Monday 4:10 pm
64006 cyka blyat

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>> No. 64008 Crabkiller
19th August 2019
Monday 11:02 pm
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>& Russian Village Boys

I don't like inexact that is. Sounds like he gets through them rather fast.
>> No. 64009 Searchfag
20th August 2019
Tuesday 5:38 pm
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I played too much stalker but i unironically love this gopnik shit tbh
>> No. 64010 Moralfag
20th August 2019
Tuesday 7:39 pm
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Looks to me like they've just discovered irony.
>> No. 64011 Anonymous
20th August 2019
Tuesday 8:48 pm
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>> No. 64017 R4GE
24th August 2019
Saturday 5:37 am
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Such Russian, very funny indeed.

>> No. 63931 Moralfag
15th August 2019
Thursday 10:12 pm
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Someone was paid, most likely a fair bit of money, to come up with the idea of tackling knife crime by messages on fried chicken boxes.
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>> No. 63994 Anonymous
17th August 2019
Saturday 8:23 pm
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In theory that is what good science is. In reality no one would ever fund you.
>> No. 63996 Are Moaty
18th August 2019
Sunday 2:51 am
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Right, but I'm still not sure how you can fudge or bias data like how poor a child is.
>> No. 63997 Paedofag
18th August 2019
Sunday 7:33 am
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The only people trying to fudge poverty data are bleeding heart guardian types or charities where it's in their best interests for it to be getting worse so they can get more funding. They love to move the goalposts on this. We'll soon reach the point where anyone who doesn't own a Bentley and have a chauffeur to drive it is defined as being in poverty.
>> No. 63998 Anonymous
18th August 2019
Sunday 8:08 am
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The poverty line has stayed the same. The cost of living has increased. Looking at one graph in isolation doesn't prove anything.

I'm not a hand wringing guardian type, I'm the type who fully understands darkies do the stabbing and eat fuckloads of fried chicken. But their problems are cultural as well as political and economic. It does nobody any good to try and blame one thing and one thing alone, because it makes them feel uncomfortable exploring the impact of other factors.

Left wingers don't want to admit black people might need a sitting down and telling how to raise their kids not to be thugs. Right wing people don't want to admit their economic policies are clearly and obviously worsening the situation. Politicians in general don't want to admit they've been steadfastly ignoring any and all opportunity to deal with issues like this at the core of our society for fucking decades.
>> No. 63999 R4GE
18th August 2019
Sunday 9:25 am
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People like the "one neat trick that solves complex societal problem" rather than the nuanced incremental changes, or at least the media do because it's easier to get their heads around and report on a radical quick fix.

Politicians also love something that can be condensed into a sound bite. At the current time, unsurprisingly, most of the noise is about A Levels and university admissions; Labour want students to apply to university after they have their results because they claim that poorer students are most likely to have their grades predicted too low and will end up accepting an unconditional offer from a 'lesser' university than they would be admitted to based on their actual grades.

This appears to be a good thing but in isolation it is an oversimplification of a wider and more complex issue. We should also be asking why teachers in disadvantaged areas are much more likely to under-predict the grades of their students; the Sutton trust found that they tend to have the greatest misconceptions about Oxbridge and are far less likely to encourage pupils to study there. Are they more jaded and does this rub off into their teaching? Do they have much less belief and optimism for their students? Are they less engaged with their students, perhaps due to larger class sizes and more disruptive children, so they don't actually know them well enough to predict their grades with as much accuracy? If we want to emulate the likes of Finland then it's clear that we need to be almost halving class sizes. We should also be asking whether students from poorer backgrounds are given even support to understand how important where you study actually is and that a degree from the university of Manchester is far more valuable than a degree from Manchester met. We should be asking whether we have too many 'lesser' institutions and if some of these should be converted into polys. We should be asking why so many universities are making unconditional offers in the first place. We should be asking whether too many students are going to university. You get the idea, otherwise you're just papering over the cracks.

>> No. 62428 YubYub
8th January 2019
Tuesday 6:21 pm
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If our so-called yellow vest movement hates Europe so much then why have they taken inspiration from the distinctly European gilet jaunes?
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>> No. 63759 YubYub
19th July 2019
Friday 6:40 pm
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>A pro-Brexit activist has admitted to public order offences after calling MP Anna Soubry a Nazi outside Parliament. James Goddard, 30, from Altrincham, Greater Manchester, pleaded guilty to causing alarm and distress using threatening or abusive language.


Fucking hell, lads. Is it actually against the law to call someone in public a nazi? I've called people worse, a lot worse. Suppose I better leave the country before the rozzers catch me.
>> No. 63760 YubYub
19th July 2019
Friday 7:03 pm
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If you make a habit of verbally abusing people on their way to work, I think we can do without you.
>> No. 63761 Crabkiller
19th July 2019
Friday 8:03 pm
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I'm assuming he was following her down the street and shouting it at her, if he'd just gone "yous a Nazi, you are" and cleared off I'm fairly certain he'd have been alright.

>It's not what you said, it's the way you said it
>> No. 63762 YubYub
19th July 2019
Friday 8:31 pm
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The best bit:

>He also admitted one racially aggravated public order offence against a police officer.
>> No. 63995 Auntiefucker
17th August 2019
Saturday 9:51 pm
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Those far-right nutters have, allegedly, beaten up are Owen.


>> No. 63922 Samefag
14th August 2019
Wednesday 5:55 pm
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Human-sized penguin fossil discovered in New Zealand


Do you reckon you could take a human-sized penguin in a fight? I bet if you caught one with a clothesline or a dropkick then you'd have the upper hand. All you've got to do is avoid the beak and knock them the fuck down.
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>> No. 63923 Billbob
14th August 2019
Wednesday 6:36 pm
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I'd be hesitant to claim supremacy without knowing what it can do with its feet. My initial idea would be to rugby tackle it, but if it can scrape me senseless with its claws that could be a bad idea, or worse still if it opened either of the arteries on the inside of my legs.

Maybe get it drunk instead, hope it slips over in it's own piss.
>> No. 63924 Crabkiller
14th August 2019
Wednesday 6:37 pm
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It would fucking destroy me. Look at that fucker, it's like a fridge freezer made out of 100% henchness.
>> No. 63925 Anonymous
14th August 2019
Wednesday 6:55 pm
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I'm pretty sure I saw some of these birds waddling about in Cardiff at the weekend.
>> No. 63926 R4GE
14th August 2019
Wednesday 7:24 pm
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They don't really use their feet. They tend to slapwith their flippers, belly bouncr and peck.


Kick them in the cunt.

>> No. 63891 Anonymous
13th August 2019
Tuesday 12:10 am
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>> No. 63917 Searchfag
14th August 2019
Wednesday 2:43 am
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Who's this "somone" fellow?
>> No. 63918 Auntiefucker
14th August 2019
Wednesday 7:04 am
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You mean whom. If you're going to take a pop at somone else's grammar you need to make sure yours is flawless.
>> No. 63919 Crabkiller
14th August 2019
Wednesday 8:23 am
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>> No. 63920 Anonymous
14th August 2019
Wednesday 9:58 am
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>> No. 63921 Paedofag
14th August 2019
Wednesday 10:28 am
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>> No. 62754 Ambulancelad
20th March 2019
Wednesday 10:47 pm
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>A neo-Nazi terror suspect entered a "Miss Hitler" beauty contest in a bid to attract new members to a far-right extremist group, a court has heard. Alice Cutter is alleged to have won the competition organised by National Action after taking on the nickname Buchenwald Princess in reference to the Nazi death camp.


To be fair, I'd have voted for her. I'd preserve the future of the white race with her, IYKWIM.
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>> No. 63907 R4GE
13th August 2019
Tuesday 8:10 pm
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>inconveniencing people and impeding hospitals
Like Brexit or Tory policy?
>> No. 63908 Ambulancelad
13th August 2019
Tuesday 8:12 pm
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With such a snarky zinger I thought I was still reading comments on the Guardian.
>> No. 63909 Paedofag
13th August 2019
Tuesday 8:13 pm
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I don't see a "no" there.
>> No. 63910 Searchfag
13th August 2019
Tuesday 8:16 pm
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Brexit is good for the NHS. The bus told me so.
>> No. 63911 Billbob
13th August 2019
Tuesday 9:47 pm
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>> No. 63877 Searchfag
9th August 2019
Friday 11:33 pm
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>> No. 63885 Anonymous
10th August 2019
Saturday 11:46 am
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>> No. 63886 YubYub
10th August 2019
Saturday 12:32 pm
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Good point. There are a number of factors then. How many women per million have testes vs how many of us there are is the big one. The other one that comes to mind is that she may have testes but does she produce semen? Produce as in ejaculate it as pollution, rather than simply create a small amount then recycle it internally as a closed system. If the latter then her cum emissions are still next to zero more than any non-hidden testes woman, especially if you take into account that any woman may cause there to be more semen emitted into the world by giving someone a handjob in a situation where they wouldn't otherwise have masturbated.
>> No. 63888 Crabkiller
10th August 2019
Saturday 2:12 pm
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He's just senile.
>> No. 63889 YubYub
10th August 2019
Saturday 2:55 pm
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We can see that, but let's get back to talking about Joe Biden.
>> No. 63890 Are Moaty
10th August 2019
Saturday 3:26 pm
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Wasn't this already posted in a context where it made sense?

>> No. 63870 Ambulancelad
9th August 2019
Friday 2:00 pm
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Ian Watkins is the name

Storing phones up my arse in prison is the game
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>> No. 63871 Anonymous
9th August 2019
Friday 3:01 pm
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>> No. 63872 Samefag
9th August 2019
Friday 3:04 pm
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At least he's had practice. I saw that photo of him with a baseball bat up there.
>> No. 63873 Crabkiller
9th August 2019
Friday 3:12 pm
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Lags have it so easy these days with those bumphones.
>> No. 63874 Are Moaty
9th August 2019
Friday 3:14 pm
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>> No. 63868 Samefag
8th August 2019
Thursday 12:55 pm
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>> No. 63869 Are Moaty
8th August 2019
Thursday 2:37 pm
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I am impressed that they managed to do it to a quality that I wasn't sure at first if the studio had just redone it badly.
>> No. 63875 Searchfag
9th August 2019
Friday 6:01 pm
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None of this has ever explained why they chose Gangsta's Paradise for the trailer. If you're going for 90's nostalgia you have a million choons to pick from, why on earth did they pick a plodding rap 'epic'?
>> No. 63876 YubYub
9th August 2019
Friday 7:00 pm
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Just another box for them to tick on the list of everything wrong with the modern movie industry

>> No. 63839 Billbob
4th August 2019
Sunday 11:58 pm
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>> No. 63862 Anonymous
6th August 2019
Tuesday 5:41 am
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>a cunt-off between the Judean People's Front and the People's Front of Judea yet
You mean a front-off.
>> No. 63863 Are Moaty
6th August 2019
Tuesday 7:30 am
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I find the use of gendered language to describe an argument as hugely offensive. Please refrain.
>> No. 63864 Ambulancelad
6th August 2019
Tuesday 1:52 pm
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Excuse me cunt is not a gendered term. Boys can have cunts too.
>> No. 63865 Billbob
6th August 2019
Tuesday 2:14 pm
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They can also be cunts, which is the most important part.
>> No. 63867 Ambulancelad
7th August 2019
Wednesday 12:27 pm
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Assuming cunt to be a gendered term is a micro-agression it is imposing hetronormative CIS values.

>> No. 63825 Samefag
2nd August 2019
Friday 6:14 pm
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>A prostitute mother murdered her two young daughters before putting their clothes up for sale on Facebook four months later, it emerged today.

>Louise Porton, 23, of Rugby, Warwickshire, murdered Lexi Draper, three, in January 2018 before targeting her 16-month-old sister Scarlett Vaughan just 18 days later that February. But she was trying to sell their brightly-coloured clothes including pyjamas, tops and dressing gowns online by June.

>Sex-obsessed Porton was today jailed for life with a minimum term of 32 years after suffocating her two daughters less than three weeks apart when they 'got in the way' of her sordid lifestyle.

>During that hospital admission, jurors in the four-week trial heard Porton sent one man a topless photo from a bathroom and agreed to participate in sex acts during a photoshoot if the photographer paid cash into her bank account.

>Prosecutor Oliver Saxby QC said during the same period, the mother also passed her number to a hospital security guard and went on to exchange 87 messages with him.

>He also read a message from Porton's sister accusing her of leaving her daughters alone to have sex with a van driver in his vehicle. Porton accepted 41 friend requests on a dating app just a day after Lexi's death. Porton was even seen making a video call with a man while arranging Lexi's burial at a funeral home, the trial heard.


The most mental of mental slags. Seriously, lads. I challenge you to find a slag more mental than this.
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>> No. 63833 Anonymous
3rd August 2019
Saturday 2:14 am
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>> No. 63834 Ambulancelad
3rd August 2019
Saturday 9:18 am
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He said, in a thread mainly devoted to the discussion of whether we would shag her.
>> No. 63836 R4GE
3rd August 2019
Saturday 8:19 pm
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Are you truly so devoid of cultural value and principal that you can't distinguish between the expectation of difference in protocol of a deliberately provocative satirical image board and the conduct and duties of reporting of a murder by the mainstream press, and therefore hold them to the same standard?
>> No. 63837 Searchfag
3rd August 2019
Saturday 10:27 pm
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Watched that begining to end, cheers lad.
>> No. 63838 Are Moaty
3rd August 2019
Saturday 11:07 pm
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Am I wrong or are only the bottom left two actually terms for anything at all?

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