I used to chew up penguin biscuits, spit them into yogurt then eat it all together. It's a real good flavour, to this day I'm suprised they haven't crossed over muller corner with penguins.

The annoying Hits Radio network DJs the other day were crowing about how good Peter Kay is and saying they "didn't want to spoil" it, as though he doesn't just tell jokes but has some 'surprises' like he's fucking Derren Brown or something.

>>72114

DO YOU REMEMBER SPANGLES?

>>72115
no

>>72116
Reported for underage

>>72117
Careful in the other place the mods will have you for even joking about fake reports.

>>72145
It does feel like most of the problems in this country would go away if we got rid of chavs. Sometimes the poor need to be demonised.

>>72146

Right you are.

Dont
Ban
Are
Breed

>>72158

Council flat folk, the lot of them.

>>72159
They're taking over new build estates now.

I wonder if people go to these protests, realise they're surrounded by thickos and are probably on the wrong side.

Shit but don't wipe till you get home. Shitting only takes a second; it's the wiping that takes forever.

>>72123
I am so glad someone else posted this thread before me. She looks like an absolute horror, poor lass.

>>72127

I really don't understand how it gets to this point. Like, I realise cocaine corrodes and wears away the tissue, but in my experience, it becomes near impossible to actually inhale the stuff after a certain point, because your sinuses get scabby, swollen, and essentially lock up. Is it more that they rip their own faces up trying to pick at it, so they can snort more?

>>72129

That soft tissue irritation (combined with stress, poor nutrition etc) make you vulnerable to infection. It's the infection that does the really deep damage. You see the same thing with heroin addicts - there's only so much physical damage you can do to yourself with a 29ga needle, but an abscess will rot a hole down to the bone if your immune system is fucked. In Westbrook's case, the damage has been compounded by failed restorative surgeries and a bout of septicemia.

>>72130

That looks... disturbing.

>>72127

JC, they've just taken over the Statue of Liberty

>>72088

>I think some kind of elder god will awaken and destroy us all if the Seth McFarlane repeats were to stop.

They've been a fixture. They remind me of the days when I was coming home from the pub off my tits and watching Family Guy and American Dad on ITV2 or ITV2+1 before switching over to BBC Four's often quite niche late night documentaries that were just the right kind of pseudointellectual stuff to drift off to. I mean, who knew that medieval Norse art had such a profound influence on the whole rest of Europe.

>>72089
If you're reminiscing about Family Guy on ITV2 rather than BBC 3 then you can fuck off for making me feel old.

>>72090

Fine. BBC Three before that.

Which was actually better, because no adverts.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMHBExyhs6o

>>72089
My girlfriend often puts Family Guy and American Dad repeats on in the background when there's nothing else on (90% of the time), and they are both genuinely funny shows even though they have the rep of being lowest common denominator stuff. Would rather watch modern American Dad and Family Guy than the dreck that is modern Simpsons.

Cleveland Show was awful though. And that Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy was dreadful, like a shit parody of Family Guy cutaways but extended to excruciating lengths.

>>72092

The Cleveland Show has been called much worse, including "Family Guy in blackface". I just thought it was harmless at best, but in any case not worse than many of the most recent Family Guy episodes.

Seth MacFarlane left Family Guy as creative director about eight or ten years ago to focus on things like his live-action movies, and from that point on, he has just been phoning it in, and these days near enough the only involvement he has with the show is the time he spends in the voice recording booth. And it shows, because the episodes just aren't as well put together anymore as they used to be when he was still the showrunner.

Probably PCOS.

Makes them grow beards if untreated.

>>72075
Wouldn't with a stolen one m7

I'm not proud to admit this, but she looks remarkably like my first girlfriend.

>>72078
Was her body covered in cottage cheese cellulite?

>>72079

No, but she was much hairier than me.

Has the whole world gone mad? Schofield had an inappropriate relationship with a younger work colleague - it was an abuse of his position and it's right he faces consequences. But why the fuck is he being compared to Jimmy Savile? There's no evidence for this sordid picture that's being painted.

>>72045
THE QUEUE!!!!! 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤜💔

Also a pinch of homophobia.

>>72045
People don't believe the full truth has been revealed so they're going on whatever Internet rumours have been circulating for years now. They're smelling blood.

We know that schofield knew him from when he was a child. We know that several people who worked on this morning such as Ruth langsford and Dr Ranj were moved on from the show when they complained about what they saw as schofield abusing his position, which is why eamonn holmes is completely sticking the boot in now. We know that when the relationship ended itv paid off the young lad and shifted him on to loose women. We know that schofield lied about the relationship when questioned about it.

I don't even know why i know so much about it. I'm not actively going after this information.

>>72045
This country will never get over Jimmy Savile getting away with it

Nah not me!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-65780307

>>71804
It had Lisa Riley tho

>>71804
>FULL OF DEGENERATES, SEXUALISED KIDS, AND CHINESE SOFT POWER

Has Tiktok just become the new /b/? Not our one of course but the old one.

>>71806
Nah, tiktok is full of normies who ruin everything. It's more like if 4chan was filled with people who are susceptible to getting radicalised on Facebook.

Take that woman whose body was just found in the river, for example. Someone filmed themselves digging in woodland nearby to try and find her body, for tiktok clout. Other people started harassing locals in the village she lived in because of conspiracy theories all over tiktok.

4chan was shitposting for the lulz. At least it was back in the day, I've not lurked there in years. Any new platform would be full of people looking to monetise themselves or become famous.

>>71806

Tiktok is the logical conclusion of algorithm-driven social media. It started out as just a crap Vine clone, but they bet the entire company on perfecting their recommendation algorithm. The For You Page is almost supernaturally good at working out what to show you to keep you watching.

4chan became a hive mind because of the lack of personalisation - everyone on the site sees the same thing, sorted in bump order. That very simple algorithm amplified whatever was contentious, whatever was lulzworthy, whatever was irresistible to the largest number of users. Tiktok pushes the same buttons, but on an individual level. Your FYP doesn't show what you want to see, it shows what you can't ignore.

>>71802
>like that one that literally just showed videos off of the internet, what was that called again?
Rude tube I think

but why don't we call them expats

>>72003
The same reason we don't call "over there" "here". They are expats to people from their country of origin. We could call them nupats or inpats maybe.

>>72003
Because they're not expatriates of this country. If an aussie moved here then people back in Australia could refer to them an expat, but it wouldn't make sense for us to call them an expat.

>>72002
I get the politics behind how we term... people-who-cross-national-borders-to-some-disquiet, but the concept of the 'undocumented' just make it sound like you're living in a cyberpunk novel to me. Or at least it doesn't mesh at all with historical immigration prior to the imposition of mass bureaucratic surveillance and reeks of the current American political environment.

It's something you'd justifiably use if we had ID cards and a totalitarian state kept the riff-raff contained in slums like in that episode of DS9. And in our current world it comes with many exceptions that point to it being a vague feel good term - if an immigrant loses their passport they don't become undocumented, it's really the norm in the less catalogued borders of the world, like part of the European Union's state lines, pastoralists migrations or the mountain bits of South East Asia etc. You'd be much better off just accepting that really it's a legal aspect at work whether or not you agree with the law itself.

>>72004
>>72005

i know lads, i was taking the piss.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvjjF5KWp7s

>>71902

I've long argued that if everything really goes to shit and there's a global nuclear war, the last song the BBC or the emergency broadcast system will be playing should be It's The End Of The World As We Know It by REM. And if people don't like it, hey, who'll be able to complain. In all likelihood, you'll be a smoldering pile of ashes in a few minutes' time anyway. Nobody's going to be like, "I'll give those people at the Beeb a piece of my mind as soon as this nuclear war business is over".

>>71903

I don't know what the current plans are, but it certainly used to be the case that if everything was fucked and we were all doomed, the BBC was expected to play Nimrod from Elgar's Enigma Variations.

>>71904

Just because it's exactly four minutes?

How very British. Never mind the end of the world, give people time to listen to it till the end.


In practice, the four-minute warning probably would've been three minutes or less though. Depending on many factors.

>>71905
>IN PRACTICE, THE FOUR-MINUTE WARNING PROBABLY WOULD'VE BEEN THREE MINUTES OR LESS THOUGH. DEPENDING ON MANY FACTORS.

Perhaps we could then all post a sternly-worded letter to whoever was shooting at us on their total lack of decorum and sense of fair play. They'll be begging for mercy if all three of us make a good showing of it.

>>71906

It'd be interesting to see what twitter would look like in those final minutes if it happened nowadays. For once, gen-Zers would have something real to moan about.