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>> No. 71267 Anonymous
22nd August 2022
Monday 5:48 am
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>> No. 71296 YubYub
23rd August 2022
Tuesday 1:31 pm
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>>71294
Why would they want to do that? They literally risked getting run over by a boat in the busiest shipping lane in the world to escape the French. Who can blame them? I wouldn't with the French upon my worst enemy.
>> No. 71297 R4GE
23rd August 2022
Tuesday 1:51 pm
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>>71296
When you put it that way maybe you've got a point - I should soften my heart a little. But if they've travelled through the Netherlands and passed up on that then my sympathy has evaporated.
>> No. 71298 Are Moaty
23rd August 2022
Tuesday 2:11 pm
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>>71297
Yeah, if you've willingly left a great sex industry and legal weed, there's no helping you.
>> No. 71299 Searchfag
23rd August 2022
Tuesday 2:12 pm
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>>71295

Nah, you'd have to be a top lad to think that Rwanda is like France. If the lack of rioting didn't give it away, eventually you'd catch on to the shortage of Congolese and Algerians.
>> No. 71301 Billbob
23rd August 2022
Tuesday 7:44 pm
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I think given all the organised crime in the Netherlands it's probably a horrible place to be a down and out migrant.

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>> No. 71242 R4GE
14th August 2022
Sunday 2:12 pm
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>> No. 71252 YubYub
15th August 2022
Monday 3:40 pm
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>>71251
The 1101 is just an arbitrary order but 6 is 00110110 in binary.
>> No. 71253 Searchfag
15th August 2022
Monday 5:30 pm
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>>71252
Close enough. I am sold. 666 in Arabic, and Engl... Arabic, and Binary.
>> No. 71260 YubYub
20th August 2022
Saturday 11:19 pm
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>>71251
1101 is binary for the notoriously unlucky number 13. That's spooky too. Sage because I've been away for a week and this site doesn't load overseas, so you're all about to get a shedload of saged replies to every conversation you've both had since Monday.
>> No. 71261 YubYub
20th August 2022
Saturday 11:20 pm
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>>71260
Did you at least go somewhere nice and get a hooker?
>> No. 71263 Searchfag
21st August 2022
Sunday 1:21 am
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>>71261
Not especially, but I did have a genuinely wonderful time. My parents worked for the EU and still live in Belgium, where I was born and raised. Usually, they come to England for my dad's birthday, and I go to visit them in Somerset where my dad grew up. As a family, the only holidays we ever go on are visits to where someone else grew up. It used to be visiting grandparents, but they're all dead now and we still do it. Anyway, my dad has come down with some moderate illness and I'd already booked the week off work, so I went to visit them in Belgium instead since he was in hospital.

Private, or insurance-funded, healthcare is very different from the NHS. My dad seems basically fine (he's getting a pacemaker fitted) but they put him in the intensive care department just to make sure he wouldn't die for a few days, and he's been chilling out there. The only horror stories are the hospital food. Whatever else you do in life, I strongly recommend you be rich. It looks fantastic.

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>> No. 71258 YubYub
18th August 2022
Thursday 8:54 pm
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>> No. 71259 YubYub
18th August 2022
Thursday 11:36 pm
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>>71258
It's a no from me.
>> No. 71262 Billbob
21st August 2022
Sunday 12:05 am
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I really can't get over the fact that Darius was married to known woman Natasha Henstridge. He really comes across as someone who wouldn't be interested in Natasha Henstridge, the woman. My gaydar must be overactive.

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>> No. 71195 Ambulancelad
13th July 2022
Wednesday 5:28 pm
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40 degrees next week

i guarantee it
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>> No. 71208 Samefag
19th July 2022
Tuesday 5:14 pm
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>>71203

https://www.bbc.com/news/live/uk-62184978

>Major incident declared in London as fires burn
>> No. 71209 YubYub
19th July 2022
Tuesday 5:35 pm
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let's burn down all the thermometers so this never happens again
>> No. 71212 Samefag
20th July 2022
Wednesday 2:50 pm
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>>71209

Oh THINK about it you fucking idiot, raising the temperature is exactly what they want from us.

You've got to show them who's boss and stick them in the fridge and get those numbers down. Use the freezer if you have to, but there's no need to go from 60 - 0 celsius straight away.
>> No. 71256 Moralfag
18th August 2022
Thursday 1:22 pm
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lol wut?
>> No. 71257 Anonymous
18th August 2022
Thursday 1:32 pm
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>>71256
When the Sun appears, hail!

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>> No. 71254 Crabkiller
16th August 2022
Tuesday 12:49 am
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>> No. 71202 Paedofag
19th July 2022
Tuesday 1:33 pm
71202 ARE MOATY
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/ghoulish-bench-memorial-shotgun-toting-27511102

I always knew them up in New Brighton were proper wrong'uns.
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>> No. 71206 Anonymous
19th July 2022
Tuesday 2:05 pm
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What was your fist clue.
>> No. 71250 R4GE
15th August 2022
Monday 1:39 am
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The night of the Moaty siege was fucking amazing, the /b/ thread even more so

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>> No. 71240 Ambulancelad
12th August 2022
Friday 3:12 pm
71240 CJ'S THE NAME
PUSHING PEOPLE IN THE CANAL'S THE GAME
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>> No. 71241 Paedofag
12th August 2022
Friday 4:04 pm
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>> No. 71228 Are Moaty
4th August 2022
Thursday 7:48 pm
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>> No. 71229 Samefag
4th August 2022
Thursday 7:50 pm
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>> No. 71230 Searchfag
4th August 2022
Thursday 7:51 pm
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>> No. 71231 Ambulancelad
4th August 2022
Thursday 7:52 pm
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>> No. 71232 Billbob
4th August 2022
Thursday 7:55 pm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZkV8G47lL0

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>> No. 71220 Anonymous
30th July 2022
Saturday 8:07 pm
71220 A billionaire bets a man a grand he can't pick his car out in a parking lot
They start with a normal parking lot, the man points out his red, 1967 Ford of a particular model, it doesn't matter which, I don't know much about cars and it's irrelevant, but the man spots it straight away.

The billionaire goes hold on, the premise for this joke doesn't really make sense, the cars have to be harder to tell apart than that for betting to make sense - double or nothing? The man, let's say he's Welsh, the Welshman, he agrees. This time the parking lot is full of only Fords. He's Welsh, and after a couple of minutes glancing about, he spots his car.

The billionaire says okay, double or nothing. Possibly the billionaire is a woman, or blonde, Irish, or Elon Musk. Again, not really important but that's what people usually are in jokes. The Welshman agrees. This time the parking lot is full of only 1967 Fords. The Welshman looks about for a few minutes, points his car out.

This time the parking lot is full of only red 1967 Fords. The Welshman spends about half an hour wandering around the parking spaces, finally he comes to a car, which, yes, it's that one. He's right.

The billionaire is stumped, says okay one more time. The Welshman agrees. This time the parking lot is full of red 1967 Fords, all from the exact same factory. The Welshman hums and haws, wanders around. Also, he has a janky leg. I didn't mention that before and it's fundamentally irrelevant but people often like their jokes to be familiar in some ways. That's not to say there's a disabled badge on the car or anything like that which would help him identify his car, for the purposes of this joke, there isn't. Okay?

So the Welshman is looking for his car in a carpark full of cars that are basically identical than his, to win money. I didn't bother to work out how much money it should be at this point, but that's the MacGuffin of the joke, the motivation from the basic premise. So he's looking for his red 1967 Ford something-or-other in a parking lot full of red 1967 Ford the-same-something-or-others that were all made in the same factory. Forty-five minutes later he points to a particular car. The billionaire is amazed. They're all identical, how could he possibly tell which one it was? The man looks at him. Laughs. Yes, they're all red, that's true. But this one is carmine.
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>> No. 71221 Paedofag
30th July 2022
Saturday 8:18 pm
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TERRY CHRISTIAN HAS LET HIMSELF GO.

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>> No. 71214 Are Moaty
24th July 2022
Sunday 11:28 am
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>> No. 71215 Paedofag
24th July 2022
Sunday 6:58 pm
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>> No. 71216 Anonymous
24th July 2022
Sunday 10:29 pm
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Thanks. I really needed to see this typo.

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>> No. 66065 Anonymous
30th July 2020
Thursday 4:52 pm
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Should convicted sex attackers be referred to as 'naughty'?
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>> No. 71181 Samefag
4th July 2022
Monday 4:18 pm
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>>71178
Yeah, see, that's really concerning to remember that this is a Berlusconi-tier government. Not least because he's still fairly popular and as far as I know, has never suffered a day in his life for any reason ever, let alone his debased morallity.

>>71179
YOU TWITTER LOVING SCUM-FUCK, that's a very interesting read. It actually sounds quite familiar to me because of a conversation I had with a friend after Allegra Stratton (pictured here, centre, crying in the Build Engine) sacrificed herself for World-King Johnson I. I began denouncing the Oxbridge-PPE elite and their pally politics, but as my mate had studied PPE at Cambridge he pointed out how the alliances, interests and mindsets actually form in these people's school years. Of course, maybe he's one of them and was trying to throw me off the scent, didn't want the likes of me poking around where I don't belong... but given how he's basically normal and we mostly attended the same schools, I believe he, and your Twitterhead, are correct. It's horrible!

I remember reading some time ago that something like two-thirds of all wealth in Italy had been controlled by the same families since the fourteen-hundreds. I can't find the article now, so maybe the details are wrong, but the point is it's very hard not to feel maddeningly angry or utter hopeless much of the time. It's like we're living in the Bart Simpson universe and somewhere beyond time and space there's a Hugo Simpson universe we were supposed to be in, but everything got mixed up. Dr Hibbert sent us the wrong reality.

>>71180
I can't get into this right now. I can't do gender politics and face up to the fact that Britain is governed by a cabal of incestuous hyper-poshos dating back to the time of the Druids. Meet outside the sociology department tomorrow, ten-past-three sharp.
>> No. 71182 Crabkiller
4th July 2022
Monday 4:19 pm
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Forgot to attach the image, ruining the flow of the thread because I can't delete posts still, for reasons murkier than this government.
>> No. 71183 Crabkiller
4th July 2022
Monday 5:38 pm
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>>71182

Tories cut funding for the delete feature back in 2018. You just have to report yourself to a mod now, like a homeless person getting locked up to spend a night in the warmth of the cells.
>> No. 71187 YubYub
5th July 2022
Tuesday 2:26 pm
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CHRIS PINCHER TOUCHED ME HERE.
>> No. 71194 Paedofag
11th July 2022
Monday 7:51 pm
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>>71179
Thanks for posting this. This was quite the read. I thought the whole "emotionally traumatised Lord, clinging to power because unloved" thing was just a cartoon thing (e.g. Azula from ATLA) so that's quite disturbing. Like, I knew it was probably real to some degree, but I guess I never really internalised just how real it could really be.
In light of this, Neo-Nazis look even more ridiculous. The Lords are racist, yes, but the idea of a Lord looking at a white peasant Neo-Nazi as a "fellow brother" is genuinely the funniest part I've managed to extract from all of this.

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>> No. 71161 Are Moaty
28th June 2022
Tuesday 9:18 pm
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>> No. 71127 Samefag
22nd June 2022
Wednesday 6:33 pm
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does anyone else remember that you've been framed video from about 30 years ago where the baby shits in the woman's mouth or have i just imagined it?
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>> No. 71149 Searchfag
27th June 2022
Monday 10:49 pm
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>>71145
Are you saying he won't actually post the reply?
>> No. 71154 YubYub
28th June 2022
Tuesday 3:34 am
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>> No. 71155 Billbob
28th June 2022
Tuesday 12:49 pm
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I think it was sick, not shit.
>> No. 71159 Searchfag
28th June 2022
Tuesday 3:11 pm
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>>71155
If so, then actually I do remember that one. There might even have been more than one.
>> No. 71160 Billbob
28th June 2022
Tuesday 4:52 pm
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>>71155

the one i'm thinking of was definitely poo

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>> No. 71146 YubYub
27th June 2022
Monday 10:14 pm
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>> No. 71148 R4GE
27th June 2022
Monday 10:47 pm
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>>71146
Who do these people think they are, the Lib Dems?
>> No. 71150 Auntiefucker
27th June 2022
Monday 11:09 pm
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what do you reckon happened to les dennis?
>> No. 71151 Searchfag
27th June 2022
Monday 11:13 pm
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>>71150
He was on the most recent episode of Would I Lie To You? Unless that was Keith Chegwin. I struggle to tell them apart, but I think it was Les Dennis.
>> No. 71152 Paedofag
28th June 2022
Tuesday 2:48 am
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>>71150
I don't really know!

>>71151
Cheggers died a few years ago, so it's unlikely he was on Would I Lie To You recently.
>> No. 71153 YubYub
28th June 2022
Tuesday 3:18 am
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>>71150

Panto, mostly.

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