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>> No. 70208 R4GE
6th January 2022
Thursday 6:56 pm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e17B72xqTE4
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>> No. 70209 YubYub
7th January 2022
Friday 12:36 pm
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just imagine being scared of jeff bezos
>> No. 70210 Ambulancelad
7th January 2022
Friday 1:08 pm
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>>70209
he's become ever so butch recently though and he would use that screeching laugh as a weapon in a fight.

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>> No. 70206 Samefag
5th January 2022
Wednesday 6:29 pm
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How much of this is true?

I refuse to believe that chickenley used to be known as cowbob.
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>> No. 70207 YubYub
5th January 2022
Wednesday 6:42 pm
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It's a bit like how people around Lancashire called people from Westhoughton "cowheads" in some eldritch middle English tongue that makes it sound like "coo yeds", which apparently stems from a farmer in the town having a cow gets its head stuck in a fence, but the fence being more valuable than the cow he decided to chop its head off rather than damage the fence to free it.

A bit like it, but not really.

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>> No. 70158 YubYub
30th December 2021
Thursday 10:19 pm
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Something to ponder.
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>> No. 70201 YubYub
4th January 2022
Tuesday 5:37 pm
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>>70198
The WHO?
>> No. 70202 Ambulancelad
4th January 2022
Tuesday 6:09 pm
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>>70201
Some randomer, I can't remember where I saw the boast but he was basically describing doing something that would be mildly amusing provided no-one knew about it and they didn't specifically boast about it.

>>70199
Are you implying that's the only issue with my post?
>> No. 70203 Searchfag
4th January 2022
Tuesday 6:17 pm
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>>70201
No, they're playing later on.
>> No. 70204 Are Moaty
4th January 2022
Tuesday 6:23 pm
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>>70202
Operating this site is basically a one-banana problem. The UI is pretty fucking obvious when you think about it. I venture to suggest that your "famous hacker" is an idiot.
>> No. 70205 Crabkiller
4th January 2022
Tuesday 7:48 pm
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If you click "Reply" on a thread on /*/, type your reply, then don't submit it, it will still be in the Reply box when you try to reply to another thread. So perhaps our /boo/ friend just wanted to make a totally blank reply to this thread, and instead gave us a full reply to a different thread.

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>> No. 70187 Are Moaty
3rd January 2022
Monday 11:04 pm
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LADS I'M INNOCENT BECAUSE SOMEONE DID A LAWYER
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>> No. 70188 Paedofag
3rd January 2022
Monday 11:21 pm
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If he wasn't there and never met this woman, then he can't possibly be considered a "potential defendant", and her contract with Jeff therefore does not apply to him. By invoking it to make himself unsuable, he is effectively admitting his guilt.
>> No. 70189 Anonymous
3rd January 2022
Monday 11:32 pm
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>>70188
That logic makes sense if you assume any and all defendants are always guilty.
>> No. 70190 Billbob
3rd January 2022
Monday 11:56 pm
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>>70189

No smoke without fire mate
>> No. 70191 R4GE
4th January 2022
Tuesday 12:35 am
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>>70188
>HE IS EFFECTIVELY ADMITTING HIS GUILT

Exactly this. It's hilarious.
>> No. 70200 Auntiefucker
4th January 2022
Tuesday 5:29 pm
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https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2022/jan/04/loophole-dead-sex-trafficker-stay-classy-andrew-virginia-giuffre-epstein

Marina nails it.

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>> No. 70192 Paedofag
4th January 2022
Tuesday 7:35 am
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Lads are we scratching at the limits of our reality? We haven't come up with any truly life-changing inventions since the internet.
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>> No. 70193 R4GE
4th January 2022
Tuesday 7:54 am
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Not really, no, there's still an awful lot for us to do, it's just that our current path has lead us down a bit of a dead end. Well, not a dead end, more like a very deep and winding cul-de-sac, where we're almost certainly not going to circle back to exploring other avenues until we've seen what's at the bottom of this one.
>> No. 70194 Moralfag
4th January 2022
Tuesday 8:40 am
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>>70192

Smart phones smart phones are a truly life changing invention. There turns out you were wrong. Now no one has to accept your premise now.
>> No. 70195 Are Moaty
4th January 2022
Tuesday 9:17 am
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>>70194
Smartphones never felt particularly revolutionary to me. They did the same shit we already knew how to do in the mid 90s; just condensed in one device.
>> No. 70196 Are Moaty
4th January 2022
Tuesday 1:26 pm
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>>95131
Of course we have, they're just hidden behind black budgets until after The Third World War.
>> No. 70197 Anonymous
4th January 2022
Tuesday 2:26 pm
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Machine learning and AI are being hyped as the big revolutionary things. They haven't done anything even remotely worthwhile yet, but the Internet was shit and boring throughout the '90s but it took off eventually.

I also see plenty of devices around me that nobody has yet tried to charge ten times as much for by adding the word "blockchain" at the start, so there's plenty of room for invention there.

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>> No. 70119 R4GE
29th December 2021
Wednesday 3:34 am
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Last post of the year lads
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>> No. 70171 Samefag
31st December 2021
Friday 1:26 pm
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>>70119
If this is our New Year thread, then Happy New Year everyone.

My partner has stupidly agreed we're spending the evening visiting with in-laws. So on my least favourite day of the year, I actually have to leave the fucking house. 2022 isn't starting well.
>> No. 70179 YubYub
31st December 2021
Friday 10:03 pm
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MY MAM IS STAYING AT MY HOUSE AT THE MINUTE, AND SHE INVITED SOME MATES AROUND UNDER THE ASSUMPTION I'D BE OUT FOR NYE. I AM NOT.

SO NOW I'M SAT UPSTAIRS PLAYING ON THE COMPUTER WHILE THE ADULTS GET DRUNK AND BE LOUD downstairs. I FEEL LIKE I'M ABOUT 12. I'M ALSO DRINKING WHITE CLAW, WHICH I BOUGHT FOR CURIOSITIES SAKE - THEY'RE ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD, THEY TASTE LIKE REGULAR NONALCOHOLIC FLAVOURED SPARKLING WATERS LIKE LA CROIX, BUT ACTUALLY HAVE MORE FLAVOUR THAN ANY OF THOSE. THE ALCOHOL, SUCH AS IT IS, IS ENTIRELY UNDETECTABLE - I THINK THEY'RE ABOUT 4%, BUT YOU COULD EASILY DOWN 10 OF THEM IN ABOUT HALF AN HOUR. WHICH I PROBABLY WILL.
>> No. 70180 YubYub
1st January 2022
Saturday 12:12 am
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I actually thought OP image was that Bad, BAD Pimblett nugget.

>Twenny pee forra fukkin posh tomater sorse, ah yeh takin the fukkin piss luv?
>> No. 70181 Moralfag
1st January 2022
Saturday 12:22 am
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>> No. 70185 Auntiefucker
1st January 2022
Saturday 3:48 pm
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>>70181
Thanks. Been humming it all day on the drive back from the in-laws. It's still a great tune.

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>> No. 70109 Are Moaty
28th December 2021
Tuesday 4:10 am
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>> No. 70110 R4GE
28th December 2021
Tuesday 4:44 am
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Fakkin quality
>> No. 70118 Ambulancelad
29th December 2021
Wednesday 1:14 am
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Scousers really are the worst
>> No. 70131 Moralfag
29th December 2021
Wednesday 6:58 pm
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Literally the worst accent in the whole of the UK.

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>> No. 69920 Moralfag
6th November 2021
Saturday 9:10 pm
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If you worked in a morgue do you think you'd ever do anything with the bodies?
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>> No. 70085 Samefag
15th December 2021
Wednesday 6:19 pm
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>>70084

People play enough silly buggers with their children's names with or without urban legends.
>> No. 70099 Searchfag
27th December 2021
Monday 10:10 am
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I've remembered another one from working at Hull City Council. One of the workers told me that he'd gone to a job at one of the children's homes and came face to face with one of Jamie bugler's killers. Wonder if that one was bollocks too.
>> No. 70104 Moralfag
27th December 2021
Monday 3:44 pm
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>>70099
Almost definitely yes. They are so hated by society that they live under assumed identities now. It is illegal to report on their new names or anything. One of them does keep getting arrested for shoplifting and things, but the other one seems to have reintegrated into society successfully. Whichever one your buddy met, I can't see how he would have known unless the guy told him, and if someone told me they killed Jamie Bulger, I would not necessarily believe them.
>> No. 70107 YubYub
27th December 2021
Monday 5:04 pm
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>>70104
I'm sure one of them got nicked for child porn a few years back.
>> No. 70108 Paedofag
28th December 2021
Tuesday 2:31 am
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>>70107

>https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2010/mar/07/jon-venables-alleged-child-porn-offences

Except they beat around the bush a fair bit in the article and say he became "mentally fragile".

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>> No. 70100 Anonymous
27th December 2021
Monday 10:18 am
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The milky way is called the milky way because Zeus put Heracles on his wife's tit when she was sleeping. When she woke up she got mad to find a random child feeding on her breasts, pushed him off and angrily squirted tit milk at him.

We literally live in the "angry squirt of tit milk" galaxy.
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>> No. 70101 Samefag
27th December 2021
Monday 12:40 pm
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>>70100
She doesn't look angry.
>> No. 70102 Billbob
27th December 2021
Monday 1:05 pm
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>>70101
How could you get angry at a baby like that?
>> No. 70103 Anonymous
27th December 2021
Monday 3:41 pm
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>>70102
I think I'd get pretty miffed by a strange baby draining my boobs.
>> No. 70105 Are Moaty
27th December 2021
Monday 4:29 pm
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Does this mean that Milky Ways taste like tit-milk?
>> No. 70106 R4GE
27th December 2021
Monday 5:01 pm
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>>70105
Depends whether you get British or American milky ways.

I would say that a milky way is probably the chocolate bar that tastes most like breast milk.

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>> No. 69313 Paedofag
8th August 2021
Sunday 12:25 am
69313 Geronimo must die
I think he should be put out of his misery.
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>> No. 69530 Auntiefucker
2nd September 2021
Thursday 12:17 pm
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>>69523

You're not wrong, in that women seek out older men usually for their maturity, for the fact that they have their shit together, and that they are just a lot more secure in their own personality. And, well, let's not kid ourselves, also a bit because as a middle-aged man, you tend to be more financially stable than in your 20s. A crippling divorce that will leave some men almost penniless notwithstanding.

What I can say about life in your 40s is that you have come to accept yourself, and you no longer try to be somebody just to fit in or please people around you. You feel like you are what you are, and whoever doesn't like it can go sod themselves.

On the other hand, being 40 and trying to act 25 is just sad, and it also isn't what a certain kind of woman who is into older blokes is looking for. They don't want a manchild who refuses to grow up. And why shag a 40 year old who is pretending to be 25, when you can shag an actual strapping 25-year-old lad in the first place. That isn't to say that some residual youthfulness at 40 won't go a long way. If you are 40 and you are fat, bald, grey and just worn out by life, then trying to get the attention of 25 year olds will be a losing proposition. But if you keep in good nick, watch your weight and get your exercise, then that's definitely a plus.

I'm still not sure I would go that route. Ten or fifteen years age difference, as >>69521 lad said, means there is going to be a huge cultural gap between you, and I am not sure how you would bridge it. It's not just that a 25 year old will have no concept of your favourite Britpop bands from back in the day. The whole way of thinking is bound to be vastly different in ways you can't even imagine while casually fantasizing about bonking a younglass.
>> No. 70059 Moralfag
10th December 2021
Friday 7:07 am
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Geronimo the alpaca 'didn't have TB and was wrongly put down by Government'

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/geronimo-alpaca-didnt-tb-wrongly-25662129
>> No. 70060 Auntiefucker
10th December 2021
Friday 10:25 am
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>>70059
They're the party of small government, and they have been forced into the role of big government. Maybe they're failing at everything, literally everything, on purpose so the electorate decides it hates the government too, and then they'll vote for a government that does precisely nothing, and David Cameron can make his triumphant return at last.
>> No. 70091 Are Moaty
21st December 2021
Tuesday 9:01 am
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>>70060
Heh

"forced"

nice one
>> No. 70095 Auntiefucker
23rd December 2021
Thursday 12:12 pm
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>>70059
It was an exotic animal that happens to do well here. Boo fecking hoo, it was killed because it could have caused an outbreak. There's a reason rabies doesn't exist on this island.

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>> No. 70036 YubYub
3rd December 2021
Friday 11:49 pm
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After having enjoyed the sexual bliss provided by Asian women I can't go back to white women. Not only am I into their looks but also their delightful personalities. This most likely only is applicable for Asian girls in Asia and not westernised ones.

Best of all I can sate my impregnation fetish with girls in SEA, or seamonkeys as I like to call them, who want to have a half white baby as much as I want to give them one. I've got a fair amount of bastards toddling about in the Philippines and plan to breed more. Not a single mother has asked for child support. They're just happy to have a high IQ white kid with a pointy nose
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>> No. 70064 Crabkiller
10th December 2021
Friday 10:27 pm
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>>70063
I thought the mask of shame was the V For Vendetta Guy Fawkes' mask? Don't know why the poster has brought that up, as I would peg mask of shame wearers as exactly the sort of people who would lust after Asian women.
>> No. 70065 Auntiefucker
11th December 2021
Saturday 8:19 am
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>>70064
Yes, that was my thought too.
>> No. 70090 Searchfag
21st December 2021
Tuesday 3:47 am
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I understand very little of this thread, but it feels sad.
>> No. 70092 Anonymous
21st December 2021
Tuesday 1:03 pm
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>>70090
This sounds like a 'you' problem. How can it make you sad if you don't understand it?
>> No. 70093 R4GE
21st December 2021
Tuesday 1:44 pm
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>>70092
Perhaps he's gazes longingly through the window.

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>> No. 70086 Moralfag
19th December 2021
Sunday 12:23 pm
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Marinade is a noun ("Soak the chicken in the marinade overnight.") and marinate is a verb ("Marinate the chicken overnight.").

Therefore it follows that serenade is a noun ("To sing her a serenade.") and serenate is the verb ("To serenate her.").

And if she really likes your serenade, she'll be serenated in her own juices.
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>> No. 70087 YubYub
19th December 2021
Sunday 2:01 pm
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I don't understand why they've put the chicken in a bag and then put that bag in a bowl. Just put it in the bowl, right?
>> No. 70088 Anonymous
19th December 2021
Sunday 6:00 pm
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>>70087
It's sort of considered very unhygienic to leave uncovered meat just laying around overnight. Even if that doesn't bother you any meat not under liquid will tend to start drying out.
>> No. 70089 YubYub
19th December 2021
Sunday 6:12 pm
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>>70087
You can cover a greater surface area with a smaller amount of liquid in a bag than you can in a bowl, but bags also can leak so you need a bowl under it.

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>> No. 70066 Anonymous
12th December 2021
Sunday 5:30 pm
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>'GOING TO DIE': British man recounts attack by otters in Singapore

>A British man taking an early morning walk in Singapore Botanic Gardens said he was attacked by a pack of wild otters, leaving him with 26 wounds on his buttocks, legs and fingers. Graham Spencer, in his 60s, was on his usual 6 a.m. walk in the gardens on Nov. 30, when a “convoy” of about 20 otters ambushed him, causing him to fall, and trampled and bit him.

>“The whole process was 10 or 12 seconds, I couldn’t move…I thought I was going to die. If they bite my face or my neck, I’m dead,” he told Reuters. Spencer escaped when his friend ran over to scream at the otters and pulled him away. Animal welfare groups said it is rare for otters to attack humans unless they feel threatened. Spencer said he thought the otters mistook him for a runner who had run past him, stepping on one of the animals in the dim early morning light.

https://ottawasun.com/news/world/going-to-die-british-man-recounts-attack-by-otters-in-singapore

Can you think of any clever wordsmithing that could potentially lighten up this grizzly situation for one of our expats?
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>> No. 70067 YubYub
12th December 2021
Sunday 5:46 pm
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No way was this story really published in the Ottawa Sun.
>> No. 70069 Samefag
13th December 2021
Monday 3:37 pm
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I bet it was actually weasels or ferrets wot attacked. This chap otter swot up on his mustelids.

Best I can do.

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>> No. 70057 Are Moaty
9th December 2021
Thursday 1:10 am
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