[ rss / options / help ]
post ]
[ b / iq / g / zoo ] [ e / news / lab ] [ v / nom / pol / eco / emo / 101 / shed ]
[ art / A / beat / boo / com / fat / job / lit / map / mph / poof / £$€¥ / spo / uhu / uni / x / y ] [ * | sfw | o ]
logo
BADASSES

Return ] Entire Thread ] Last 50 posts ]

Posting mode: Reply
Reply ]
Subject   (reply to 59471)
Message
File  []
close
>> No. 59471 Billbob
12th January 2018
Friday 2:23 am
59471 spacer
So did he find you, purps?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6EL3a5RLqM
Expand all images.
>> No. 59479 R4GE
12th January 2018
Friday 3:02 pm
59479 spacer
>>59471
That first cut when he starts talking was incredibly uncomfortable.

But otherwise for a railway nerd video it was pretty good. Didn't even know about this marple line that's being built.
>> No. 59483 Crabkiller
12th January 2018
Friday 7:32 pm
59483 spacer
>>59471
Those trains have no first class. He isn't going to find me there.
>> No. 59517 Anonymous
15th January 2018
Monday 11:19 pm
59517 spacer

ALL THE STATIONS.jpg
595175951759517
GEOFF PROBABLY POSTS ON .GS, HE'S A NATIONAL TREASURE IN WAITING.

I'M POSSIBLY A LITTLE BIT IN LOVE WITH HIS MISSUS VICKI TOO. MAYBE ONE DAY I'LL FIND A LOVELY LASS WHO EMBRACES ALL MY AUTISTIC HOBBIES, HAS HER OWN, AND WANTS TO DO MORE THAN SHOP AT IKEA, WATCH ANT AND DEC, THEN DIE LIKE MOST BRITONS. MAYBE NOT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALd-ApLeIxQ
>> No. 59523 Paedofag
16th January 2018
Tuesday 7:09 pm
59523 spacer
>>59517
I love people like that - good on them.
>> No. 59533 Searchfag
16th January 2018
Tuesday 8:32 pm
59533 spacer
>>59523

They seem like the sort of people teenagers find naff but adults find interesting.
>> No. 59536 Moralfag
16th January 2018
Tuesday 10:40 pm
59536 spacer
>>59517

He's batting well above his average there.
>> No. 59544 Samefag
17th January 2018
Wednesday 12:14 am
59544 spacer
>>59536
I wouldn't say that. She's a Potterhead with a thing for Pacers.
>> No. 59545 Ambulancelad
17th January 2018
Wednesday 12:38 am
59545 spacer
>>59544
Given how the average for autistic train fanciers is a passionless wank because you've given up on ever finding love, I'd say he is.

Yes, I am writing this (somewhat, my autistic hobby isn't trains) about myself.
>> No. 59546 Searchfag
17th January 2018
Wednesday 12:39 am
59546 spacer
>>59544

Yeah, but she's well fit. I can overlook her questionable taste in railbuses.
>> No. 59547 Paedofag
17th January 2018
Wednesday 1:10 am
59547 spacer
>>59517

I can't help but feel that that was taken at west hampstead overground, possibly in autumn.
>> No. 59550 Searchfag
17th January 2018
Wednesday 8:13 am
59550 spacer
>>59546
What part of "avoid mental slags" aren't you getting?
>> No. 59559 Crabkiller
17th January 2018
Wednesday 8:41 pm
59559 spacer
>>59550
but they're so much fun tho
>> No. 59562 Samefag
17th January 2018
Wednesday 10:10 pm
59562 spacer
>>59550

There's a difference between "shit taste in trains" and "might slam your knob in a panini grill".

Mind you, for a sweetheart like that, I might be willing to endure a burnt bellend.
>> No. 59563 Paedofag
17th January 2018
Wednesday 10:17 pm
59563 spacer
>>59562
>There's a difference between "shit taste in trains" and "might slam your knob in a panini grill".
Yeah, and that difference is one argument about which way to hang the toilet paper.
>> No. 59565 Crabkiller
17th January 2018
Wednesday 10:24 pm
59565 spacer
I don't know what the fuck is wrong with you lads, you're talking about this lass as if she looks like a classic .gs unstable sexy vixen, but she's quite clearly a below average, plain, boring nerd.

She looks like the sort of woman you go for when you're old enough to need a woman who can reliably make you a cuppa the way you like it over someone who knows how to ride a cock properly.
>> No. 59566 Ambulancelad
17th January 2018
Wednesday 10:48 pm
59566 spacer
>>59565
Geoff is a fucking gem right along side John Rogers and other people who will never achieve great fame but none the less document our current lives. Both centred around London, the former documenting the current situation and progress while the other documents the moment and the soon-to-be-past. You may or may not enjoy their work, some of you may be piqued but not quite beyond the point of digging deeper and that's fine. Neither preaches gospel. But both tell stories worth telling and listening to.
>> No. 59567 Searchfag
17th January 2018
Wednesday 10:51 pm
59567 spacer
>>59565

>A BELOW AVERAGE, PLAIN, BORING NERD

The dream.

>SHE LOOKS LIKE THE SORT OF WOMAN YOU GO FOR WHEN YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH TO NEED A WOMAN WHO CAN RELIABLY MAKE YOU A CUPPA THE WAY YOU LIKE IT OVER SOMEONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO RIDE A COCK PROPERLY.

They're basically the same thing. Plain, boring nerds put the effort in.
>> No. 59568 Billbob
17th January 2018
Wednesday 10:54 pm
59568 spacer
>>59567
>THEY'RE BASICALLY THE SAME THING. PLAIN, BORING NERDS PUT THE EFFORT IN.

Exactly right lad. Great looking birds tend to make no effort in bed whatsoever. Plain Jane types every time m8.
>> No. 59569 Searchfag
17th January 2018
Wednesday 11:19 pm
59569 spacer
>>59567

There's definitely a sweet spot where they're attractive enough to look decent but not attractive enough to just lie there like a dead fish. I think this one falls below that mark.

She doesn't look repressed enough to be properly filthy anyway. I'll stick to the gorgeous mental ones. I have a good alarm system at home.
>> No. 59577 R4GE
18th January 2018
Thursday 6:03 pm
59577 spacer
>Shadwell

I thought he said Shatwell and I was going to make a joke about the quality of my poo.

Also they're not seriously considering calling it the Elizabeth line are they?
>> No. 59578 YubYub
18th January 2018
Thursday 6:09 pm
59578 spacer
>>59577

It's official.

https://tfl.gov.uk/travel-information/improvements-and-projects/elizabeth-line
>> No. 59582 Auntiefucker
18th January 2018
Thursday 7:52 pm
59582 spacer
>>59471
DLR Passenger Service Agent here, I think he was on my train in that video.
>> No. 59586 Samefag
18th January 2018
Thursday 9:31 pm
59586 spacer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wm0FQMo85GM
>> No. 59595 Searchfag
19th January 2018
Friday 6:28 am
59595 spacer
>>59550
She's not mental in the dangerous way though. She's never going to send around her two brickie brothers to kick the shit out of you for smacking her when in fact all you did is ignore 25 incoherent texts in a row one day.

This may or may not be based on a true event.
>> No. 59626 Ambulancelad
21st January 2018
Sunday 1:02 am
59626 spacer

ad-composite-all-stations.jpg
596265962659626
>>59517

I've now developed a right proper teenage crush for this lass. She could talk to me about Victorian manhole covers and her enthusiasm would make me spaff myself.

Geoff is one lucky fucker.
>> No. 59627 YubYub
21st January 2018
Sunday 1:18 am
59627 spacer
Geoff's a good example of how being interesting and passionate about things as a man can get you a girlfriend who would otherwise overlook you. They like it when you give a shit about stuff, but apathy and whinging makes their fannies dry up faster than business at your mum's house.
>> No. 59628 Searchfag
21st January 2018
Sunday 11:45 am
59628 spacer
>>59627
WORD
>> No. 59723 Ambulancelad
29th January 2018
Monday 11:42 am
59723 spacer
Is it just me or is Vicki a literal 9/10. These types of girls are so rare
>> No. 59724 Paedofag
29th January 2018
Monday 12:51 pm
59724 spacer
>>59723

>IS IT JUST ME

Did you miss the dozen or so posts about how beautiful Vicki is?
>> No. 59726 Moralfag
29th January 2018
Monday 1:26 pm
59726 spacer
Is it only me or is vicki kind of plain and unremarkable? I'm sure she has a lovely personality but I don't get the gushing over her picture. Has the rest of iq never slept with someone they have something in common with before?
>> No. 59730 Crabkiller
29th January 2018
Monday 1:55 pm
59730 spacer

bjork-1993-mathias-bothor-02.jpg
597305973059730
>>59726

She's very beautiful. Her facial features are highly unusual, but symmetrical and well-proportioned. In many ways, she bears a striking resemblance to a young Bjork.
>> No. 59731 Paedofag
29th January 2018
Monday 2:45 pm
59731 spacer
>>59730
>She's very beautiful

Look wannabe Geoff, I know that you take my opinion of her looks being average as a personal attack, but there is really no reason to exaggerate. We both know she certainly isn't 'very beautiful'. Unless you take the position that all women are very beautiful or it is what is on the inside that counts. Or some other bollocks that means you are being polite over honest.
>> No. 59733 R4GE
29th January 2018
Monday 2:54 pm
59733 spacer
>>59731
I'd inspect her insides IYKWIM.
>> No. 59735 Are Moaty
29th January 2018
Monday 3:28 pm
59735 spacer
>>59731

Or just that beauty isn't entirely objective and it's possible that your average is another bloke/lasses beautiful. It's not complicated is it. I'd also say the lass is beautiful but then I tend to find your typical model/movie star good looks boring as fuck.

Obviously some people are just proper uggos but that doesn't mean you can't widen your appreciation of beauty outside of culturally defined norms.
>> No. 59736 Searchfag
29th January 2018
Monday 3:28 pm
59736 spacer
>>59733
I'D MAKE A SERIES OF YOUTUBE VIDEOS DETAILING HER TRANSPORT INFRASTRUCTURE IYKWIM.
>> No. 59738 Billbob
29th January 2018
Monday 4:08 pm
59738 spacer
>>59731

I think you're conflating cultural signifiers of sexuality with aesthetic beauty. A beautiful woman in dungarees and a duffel coat is still a beautiful woman, but our culture wouldn't frame that as "sexy".

It would be futile for me to attempt to define beauty in an imageboard post, but I'd suggest Kant's Critique of Judgement as a reasonable starting point.
>> No. 59739 Anonymous
29th January 2018
Monday 4:16 pm
59739 spacer
>>59735

It is interesting how people state their opinion like it is a self evident fact right up until someone contradicts. No one was saying "I 'think' she is hot" it is all "she 'is' hot". You are only acknoledging that it is opinion because you are using it to attacks the idea that "I 'think' she is average" when "she 'is' beautiful", if that wasn't what you were doing you and you actually cared about the subjective objective divide you would have told the person above who boldly stated "she 'is' very beautiful" the same thing. But no, you just accepted them stating their opinion bluntly like it is a universal truth because you agree with the conclusion.

It is one of the things I hate about humanity everyone slips by telling you what your conclusion should be, by just stating it with no acknoledgement that it is subjective. and the most offensive part to me is that it fucking works because people don't reasses the information they have been told because their brains don't pick apart bold statements like that.

She is average, get over it.
>> No. 59740 Moralfag
29th January 2018
Monday 4:19 pm
59740 spacer
>>59738

>I think you're conflating cultural signifiers of sexuality with aesthetic beauty. A beautiful woman in dungarees and a duffel coat is still a beautiful woman, but our culture wouldn't frame that as "sexy".

I'm saying quite the opposite, If you stop projecting an ideal of a personality onto her, I think her pure flesh is average at best.
>> No. 59741 Samefag
29th January 2018
Monday 4:20 pm
59741 spacer
>>59739

> It is one of the things I hate about humanity everyone slips by telling you what your conclusion should be, by just stating it with no acknoledgement that it is subjective.

Everything is subjective you roaring marple vagina. There is no such thing as "objective" because everything is based on a frame of reference. Now stop trying to be clever on the /IQ/ you festering cock hole.
>> No. 59742 Moralfag
29th January 2018
Monday 4:39 pm
59742 spacer
>>59741

It is just your opinion that the earth goes round the sun.
It is just your opinion that light travels faster than sound
it is just your opinion that the earth is round
>> No. 59744 R4GE
29th January 2018
Monday 5:19 pm
59744 spacer
>>59726

I'M WITH YOU. I REALLY DON'T GET IT. SHE'S CERTAINLY NOT A MINGER BY ANY MEANS, BUT "UNREMARKABLE" IS SPOT ON.

I really can't understand the fuss made here, especially saying that she's miles out of Geoff's league, that he's lucky she didn't overlook him.

They are pretty much exactly the same level of attractiveness. They look exactly like they should be together. Two average nerds, nothing more. 9/10? come on lads.
>> No. 59745 Moralfag
29th January 2018
Monday 6:04 pm
59745 spacer
>>59742

it's not my opinion it's my frame of reference. go pick up a book on theoretical physics and get back to me after your eighteenth birthday.
>> No. 59749 Anonymous
29th January 2018
Monday 8:26 pm
59749 spacer
>>59745

From my frame of reference all data suggests you are an idiot.
>> No. 59750 Searchfag
29th January 2018
Monday 9:36 pm
59750 spacer
Going by this picture alone >>59626, yeah, she's pretty cute, and Geoff's no looker but I can't judge that too well as a straight bloke. But they are both pretty average ordinary people and like the others I can't tell what the fuss is about.
>> No. 59751 Moralfag
29th January 2018
Monday 11:37 pm
59751 spacer
>>59739
Have a cup of tea and a sit down mate. Christ.

You think she is average, other people think she is beautiful. Neither position is objective and neither invalidates the other. It's fine if you think she's average, I'm sure for you she is. That doesn't mean that lads finding her beautiful are wrong. They just happen to find her beautiful.

Don't really understand why this is hard to grasp?

Do you believe there is some sort of highly specific objective measure beauty amongst humans?
>> No. 59752 Samefag
29th January 2018
Monday 11:42 pm
59752 spacer
>>59739
>IT IS INTERESTING HOW PEOPLE STATE THEIR OPINION LIKE IT IS A SELF EVIDENT FACT RIGHT UP UNTIL SOMEONE CONTRADICTS.
Not if you're off the spectrum.
>> No. 59753 Auntiefucker
30th January 2018
Tuesday 12:35 am
59753 spacer
>>59751

I think you should read posts before replying.
>> No. 59772 Ambulancelad
1st February 2018
Thursday 3:43 am
59772 spacer
>>59739

It shouldn't have to be said that anything posted on here that doesn't provide a source that isn't a personal anecdote is an opinion and that any evidence within the text of the post itself is anecdotal. Whether you believe it is about how much you trust the other party, which is easy for anons as you give them the benefit of the doubt.

Not only are you fundamentally misunderstanding how conversations in English work, you don't trust in the concept that someone could find this girl very attractive.

In short, you're thick.
>> No. 59774 Moralfag
1st February 2018
Thursday 10:43 am
59774 spacer
>>59772

That maybe but I've had enough Vicki grade girls to treat your wank fantasy with utter contempt. Your dream girl 'if only she'd look your way' is my run of the mill cum sponge.
>> No. 59775 YubYub
1st February 2018
Thursday 11:37 am
59775 spacer

Sid.jpg
597755977559775
>>59774

Tits oot.
>> No. 59777 Are Moaty
1st February 2018
Thursday 6:08 pm
59777 spacer
>>59774

N1 M8
>> No. 59779 Searchfag
2nd February 2018
Friday 12:57 am
59779 spacer
SO WHO'S GOING TO BE THE FIRST TO STUFF VICKI'S FACE INTO FAKEAPP?
>> No. 59780 Searchfag
2nd February 2018
Friday 5:00 am
59780 spacer
>>59774
I don't have a horse in this race, batting for the other team. I was just pointing out that everyone thinks you're a thicko (or in my case Turkish), because you don't know how conversations work and wear your notches on your sleeve like a less manly Harvey Weinstein.
>> No. 59781 Samefag
2nd February 2018
Friday 12:48 pm
59781 spacer
>>59780

Who's wearing notches? The point is I get so much vicki+ grade poon I don't have too. But since you've wondering, yes I also get the freshest Twinks, the strongest Bears, the bitchest queens and The hottest trannies, I'm always top and people are queing down the road outside the spa to get just a chance to lick my dick clean. Compare your life to mine and then talk to your GP about going on prozac.
>> No. 59782 Ambulancelad
2nd February 2018
Friday 12:56 pm
59782 spacer

1516900496143.jpg
597825978259782
>>59781
the cringe
it's too strong, lads
i don't think i'll make it
>> No. 59783 Billbob
2nd February 2018
Friday 3:38 pm
59783 spacer
>>59782
>the cringe

When you use terms like this. You are the one being 'the cringe', or 'cringy' as adults say. I bet you used to punctuate every post with 'epic win' too, didn't you?
>> No. 59784 Are Moaty
2nd February 2018
Friday 4:05 pm
59784 spacer
>>59781
Yeah you're definitely Turkish.
>> No. 59785 YubYub
2nd February 2018
Friday 5:23 pm
59785 spacer
>>59784

Lol epic win!! XD
>> No. 59786 Anonymous
2nd February 2018
Friday 5:31 pm
59786 spacer
>>59784

I'm telling Turkish Bob about you, he don't like people getting nosy on his meat.
>> No. 59787 Moralfag
2nd February 2018
Friday 6:00 pm
59787 spacer
>>59783

Not once have I ever, no. You see, you have to make believe I'm a dafty, but I can see you're an embarrassing twat.
>> No. 59788 R4GE
2nd February 2018
Friday 6:24 pm
59788 spacer
>>59783

the fact a good proper british phraseology like something being cringeworthy has been replaced by the utterly ungrammatical form of something being cringe or cringy really fucking boils my piss. cunts wot speak like that should fuck off back to 4chan with the rest of the yanks.
>> No. 59789 Searchfag
3rd February 2018
Saturday 4:36 am
59789 spacer
>>59785
Well aren't you just a turkish delight.

Return ] Entire Thread ] Last 50 posts ]
whiteline

Delete Post []
Password