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>> No. 59905 Paedofag
26th February 2018
Monday 6:10 pm
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>A young charity shop worker tracked down a pensioner to hand over a $10,000 wad of cash she inadvertently left in a purse she'd donated, that was being sold for just £10. The massive stack of $100 bills was found in the lining of the purse which was given to the charity shop for sale.

>Sophie Condren, the assistant manager of the Shelter boutique in Hampstead, north London, found the huge stack of cash while cleaning out the purse. The 23-year-old is more used to discovering dirty tissues and two pence coins.


To be honest lads, I don't really give a shit about the story. I would, however, pollinate this woman and I thought you would all like to know about it.
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>> No. 59906 Are Moaty
26th February 2018
Monday 8:05 pm
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Yeah, girls are lovely.
>> No. 59907 Billbob
26th February 2018
Monday 10:30 pm
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lovely girls.jpg

Hello, lovely girls. Look at them there... Walking around...
>> No. 59908 R4GE
27th February 2018
Tuesday 2:16 am
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>> No. 59909 YubYub
27th February 2018
Tuesday 10:04 am
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I'd fail to DBS check her volunteer coworkers and then cover up their unwanted sexual advances IYKWIM.
>> No. 59910 YubYub
27th February 2018
Tuesday 4:45 pm
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Ooh, topical.
>> No. 59911 Anonymous
27th February 2018
Tuesday 6:39 pm
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shes the sort of lady i'd like to have sexual intercourse with iykwim
>> No. 59912 Are Moaty
27th February 2018
Tuesday 7:29 pm
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>> No. 59920 Crabkiller
1st March 2018
Thursday 1:06 am
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I don't know what you mean, lad. Care to explain?
>> No. 59921 R4GE
1st March 2018
Thursday 1:15 am
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and here i was just thinking about leaving dirty tissues in her purse while all yous lots are having all intellectual discussions an that
>> No. 59922 Billbob
1st March 2018
Thursday 7:52 am
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You're all missing the point here lads, if she's nice enough to return the money she's probably a boring shag.

I know that a lot of sweet innocent types make up for it in bed, but I think anyone who chases down an old woman to give them ten grand back will lack the tools and life experiences to suck your cock properly.
>> No. 59923 Billbob
1st March 2018
Thursday 8:02 am
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I bet she's got a hairy fanny and takes it up the arse.
>> No. 59924 Crabkiller
1st March 2018
Thursday 3:36 pm
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Yes on the hairy, no on anal.
>> No. 59929 Ambulancelad
1st March 2018
Thursday 6:10 pm
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She looks really sweet in these pics but a total slag on her facebook.
>> No. 59930 Paedofag
1st March 2018
Thursday 6:12 pm
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You can't go throwing around accusations such as this without providing any proof.
>> No. 59931 Searchfag
1st March 2018
Thursday 6:14 pm
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>> No. 59934 Billbob
1st March 2018
Thursday 8:06 pm
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Your mum looks like a total slag on Facebook too. Are you Phil?
>> No. 59936 Moralfag
1st March 2018
Thursday 8:20 pm
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You're not wrong at all lad.

It turns out we also have mutual friends. I'll have to get myself introduced. Then we'll see how much money it really takes to corrupt her. IYKWIMAITYD
>> No. 59937 Samefag
1st March 2018
Thursday 8:49 pm
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>What's the best thing about the body/your body?

>Being a fiery red-head, my 32Cs and getting my period each month, it reminds me that my purpose as a woman is to dominate the world with my spawn.


Did someone say this lass isn't filth? I'm fairly sure she's going to be filth.
>> No. 59938 YubYub
1st March 2018
Thursday 9:27 pm
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I didn't realise she was an artist.

Guaranteed filth, and she'll have better drugs than you too. I'm in love.
>> No. 59939 Anonymous
1st March 2018
Thursday 10:11 pm
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Is stalking /iq/?
>> No. 59940 Moralfag
1st March 2018
Thursday 10:24 pm
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It's only stalking if I fail to seduce her. Otherwise it's romance.
>> No. 59941 Moralfag
1st March 2018
Thursday 10:30 pm
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But you're saying that stalking is an option? Or even likelihood depending on your abilities as a seducer.
>> No. 59942 Anonymous
1st March 2018
Thursday 11:06 pm
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Is looking at information that's readily available online really stalking?
>> No. 59943 Anonymous
1st March 2018
Thursday 11:21 pm
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Is taking thonking face seriously /iq/?
>> No. 59944 Crabkiller
2nd March 2018
Friday 12:37 am
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> I didn't realise she was an artist.
I'd delicately stroke my brush over her canvas IYKWIM
>> No. 59945 Searchfag
2nd March 2018
Friday 2:10 pm
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Is peering through windows that are readily facing into her garden really stalking?
>> No. 59946 Billbob
2nd March 2018
Friday 2:19 pm
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Nah, otherwise she'd have mirrorglass if she didn't want people looking in.
>> No. 59947 YubYub
2nd March 2018
Friday 3:00 pm
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Yes because she might see you. If you google her, she'll never know about it. If you park outside her house and make sure she sees you, that's stalking.
>> No. 59948 Anonymous
2nd March 2018
Friday 3:21 pm
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What if I park outside her house and look her up on the internet?
>> No. 59949 Moralfag
2nd March 2018
Friday 5:21 pm
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So if I go full monty python and don't be seen it's grand right
>> No. 59950 Paedofag
2nd March 2018
Friday 6:04 pm
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You enter a quantum superposition of both stalking and not stalking.
>> No. 59951 Paedofag
2nd March 2018
Friday 9:34 pm
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We're following each other on instagram now lads, so I'm taking that as consent.
>> No. 59952 Anonymous
2nd March 2018
Friday 9:37 pm
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Pics or it didn't happen.
>> No. 59953 Anonymous
2nd March 2018
Friday 10:05 pm
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Pics of what? I haven't fucked her yet lad.
>> No. 59954 R4GE
2nd March 2018
Friday 10:07 pm
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Call yourself a stalker????
>> No. 59961 R4GE
3rd March 2018
Saturday 5:16 am
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>quantum superposition
How odd. I just read a book called dark matter about a lad who messed about with this to travel between parallel dimensions.
>> No. 59962 R4GE
3rd March 2018
Saturday 7:32 am
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Nah, you're thinking of his dark materials.

I can't even remember what the dark materials even were in those books. Probably coal or molten slag or something because the books were a bit steampunky.
>> No. 59964 Paedofag
3rd March 2018
Saturday 8:43 am
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I just can't get over the shitty ending to the trilogy.

The majority of the 3 books were brilliant, then you get to the last few chapters and it's suddenly: Kill god. Have sex. Angel appears, explains all the plot-holes then tells the main characters they can't ever ever have sex again because of this totally convincing technicality.
>> No. 59965 Auntiefucker
3rd March 2018
Saturday 9:17 am
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>have sex

U wot? It's been about 15 years since I read the book, but I thought they just kiss. Raging hormones and that, but still just a kiss.
>> No. 59966 Anonymous
3rd March 2018
Saturday 1:56 pm
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It's been a long time since I last read it too, but I'm sure it was heavily implied at the very least.
>> No. 59975 Anonymous
4th March 2018
Sunday 4:56 pm
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Her Instagram even says 'Harlot'. Reckon the Mail gave he a makeover to make her look like a girl next door type in order to get a rise (of the trouser variety) from filthy old gits like you lot. All of your multiple incognito mode visits are good for ad revenue.
>> No. 59976 Ambulancelad
4th March 2018
Sunday 5:00 pm
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I bet she's well proud of herself for being a disgusting munter in real life and all.
>> No. 59977 R4GE
4th March 2018
Sunday 5:55 pm
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Quit slut shaming. It's so antiquated.
>> No. 59978 R4GE
4th March 2018
Sunday 6:53 pm
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The concept seems fairly new given the terminology is probably about a decade old.
>> No. 59979 R4GE
4th March 2018
Sunday 7:37 pm
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I'm definitely not shaming anyone, pal. I love a slut sexually liberated woman.

I don't particularly want anything to do with a non-slutty woman.
>> No. 59980 Paedofag
4th March 2018
Sunday 7:38 pm
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I prefer the mail's more overt porn, like pictures of sixth form girls jumping in the air, ascot slags and of course geordie lasses wearing bras in the snow.
>> No. 59987 Are Moaty
4th March 2018
Sunday 11:05 pm
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Agree though, this is a creepy thread.
>> No. 59992 Ambulancelad
5th March 2018
Monday 7:35 pm
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anyone else miss page 3 back when it was full of schoolgirls who looked like your mid 40s auntie karen?
>> No. 59993 Moralfag
5th March 2018
Monday 7:57 pm
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What's creepy about it?
>> No. 59997 Ambulancelad
5th March 2018
Monday 10:05 pm
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People younger than me have a very hard time believing that you used to be allowed to put 16 year old girls topless in page 3 and Max Power etc.

When I was 13 or 14 there were even entire website networks dedicated to 16 year old girls with their norks out, they changed the law around then I think. What a time to be alive.
>> No. 59998 Anonymous
5th March 2018
Monday 10:29 pm
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As long as it didn't breach any other laws (obscene publications act etc) then it wasn't just topless, Mayfair had a 16 year old girl doing full frontal nudity at one point. The dutch, being a much dirtier bunch than us, were still making porn of 16 and 17 year old girls pissing on each others' arses until the EU standardized the age for being in smut to 18 in 2003.
>> No. 59999 Billbob
5th March 2018
Monday 10:32 pm
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Daily Sport had a weekly countdown in the 1990s with the fifteen year old 'glamour model' Lindsay Dawn Mckenzie until her sixteenth birthday when she could be seen topless in newsprint.
>> No. 60000 Anonymous
5th March 2018
Monday 10:35 pm
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I think 13 year old me missed out then, I only remember boobs. It's all I really needed at that age, mind.

I don't really think there was necessarily a problem, if the age of consent is 16 then it shouldn't be at all troubling to let 16 year olds record the sex they're allowed to have.

Will this be the silver lining of brexit? A return to the good old days?
>> No. 60004 Crabkiller
5th March 2018
Monday 11:28 pm
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> I don't really think there was necessarily a problem, if the age of consent is 16 then it shouldn't be at all troubling to let 16 year olds record the sex they're allowed to have.

this was basically the law in the UK until 2003, although afaik anything racier than topless was over 18s only. I don't actually know if that was for legal reasons (OPA deeming a 16yos fanny more obscene than an 18yos one or something) or simply because while builders across the country delighted in showing their mates their daughters baps in the morning, they would have been outraged if she'd had her snatch out too. Also googling for the answer to that kind of question would get you put on the very very naughty list indeed these days.
>> No. 60006 Anonymous
5th March 2018
Monday 11:45 pm
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> this was basically the law in the UK until 2003, although afaik anything racier than topless was over 18s only.

and by this I obviously meant within my own living memory of page 3 and wank mags - as mentioned there was at least one known example of a 16 year old doing full nudity in Mayfair (with her school uniform involved no less) in the 60s. I have never seen the photos in question so I can't really conjecture on how they would have been viewed vis-a-vis the OPA.

Honestly, lads, I really wish I had a better degree than an internet phd in pornography and pornographic history.
>> No. 60007 Auntiefucker
5th March 2018
Monday 11:46 pm
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Exactly. I understand it was more of an EU thing, but fundamentally the age of consent and the age to be in porn should not have a disparity.

I couldn't care less whether they lower the porn age or raise the age of consent, I'm too old for teenagers either way. But it does seem like an odd little moral quirk. I always found it odd that there were different consent ages for gay sex and hetrosexual anal when I was in school. I wonder if that contributed to an abundance of arse based pornography in the 90s. Everything back then seemed to be about the back passage.
>> No. 60008 Crabkiller
6th March 2018
Tuesday 12:07 am
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it all comes down to the way UK common law was more or less cobbled together as we went along. You could smoke, get married, have sex, and join the army at 16. You could drive at 17, and you could drink and vote at 18 (or 21 before 1970). You'll find similar messy situations all over europe where, for example, you could drink buy and wine at 16 but not "strong drink" until 18 in the netherlands.

Honestly I just live for a world where all sixteen year olds are presented with a twenty four hour jaunt in the royal harem, a henry of coke, a bottle of smirnoff and the keys to a shitty Fiat Uno by the queen on their birthday, and are expected to have used them all by the next day. It could be like a citizenship ceremony but with less flags and more prince phillip saying things like "stick it right up her polish arsehole old chap, the dirty cow loves it what" and "I remember when one had to colonize a country to get drugs as good as that".
>> No. 60009 Auntiefucker
6th March 2018
Tuesday 12:19 am
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I feel like the age requirement for purchasing pornography has become somewhat irrelevant at this point. Teenagers are just as capable of using the internet as anyone else, smart phones also mean they can do it basically anywhere, not like in my day when your mates mum goes out 30mins you all rushed into action and slowly manage to download half a jpg of tit on the 56k before she gets back. Any law restricting access to pornography is essentially unenforceable now. Not that I don't remember how much that pissed me off at that age that 16-18 year olds were basically treated as second class citizens.

It's now just one of those archaic laws that won't be taken off the books as there is no call for it, and the moral brigades (the right wing ones of old, not the new-fangled left wing ones) might kick up a hornets nest if anyone sensible tried.
>> No. 60013 Searchfag
6th March 2018
Tuesday 6:50 am
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The mail have used the russian spy poisoning as an excuse to publish loads of pictures of Anna Chapman. Here she is, "showing off her figure."
>> No. 60021 YubYub
7th March 2018
Wednesday 9:01 am
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What even happens to someone who 'gets caught' on a porn site when they're underage?

Do sites even do age gate checks anymore? I can't remember ever telling pornhub my age.
>> No. 60022 Samefag
7th March 2018
Wednesday 12:29 pm
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Nothing probably. But if an adult is exposing them to it they will be punished and possibly the child taken into care Think of it the same way as underage drinking in that respect.
>> No. 60023 Paedofag
7th March 2018
Wednesday 12:36 pm
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Fucking nanny state.
>> No. 60025 Ambulancelad
7th March 2018
Wednesday 5:59 pm
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Porn sites used to have age verifications, but they kept your IP logged as verified, so consequently no site has ever needed to do a check since 2004 or so.
>> No. 60029 Ambulancelad
7th March 2018
Wednesday 7:35 pm
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If that's actually how they do it that's hilarious, considering everyone has a dynamic-ish IP on Openreach these days.
>> No. 60031 Billbob
7th March 2018
Wednesday 9:16 pm
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>>60021 >>60022 >>60025

>> No. 60033 YubYub
7th March 2018
Wednesday 10:12 pm
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Well shit, guess it's finally time to buy a VPN after all
>> No. 60034 R4GE
7th March 2018
Wednesday 11:13 pm
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I'd actually forgotten about that.

I might just go back to torrents out of principle. I could VPN but fuck them.
>> No. 60057 YubYub
8th March 2018
Thursday 7:41 pm
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There are no decent search sites left though.
>> No. 60060 Crabkiller
8th March 2018
Thursday 9:07 pm
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Some student type with too much time on his hands will work out a way to adapt a freenet type p2p system purely designed for sharing torrent magnet links.
>> No. 60061 Anonymous
8th March 2018
Thursday 9:39 pm
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skytorrents.in is tolerable if you know what you're looking for.
>> No. 60062 Searchfag
8th March 2018
Thursday 9:50 pm
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Died about a week ago

Skytorrents 2017-2018 RIP in peace
>> No. 60063 R4GE
8th March 2018
Thursday 10:32 pm
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Actually if he's a really little fucking smart ass he'll do what the french pedo who made Freenet is probably kicking himself over not doing right now and implement the whole thing on some kind of blockchain. And then become a multi-millionaire after getting bought out by google or something.
>> No. 60064 Paedofag
8th March 2018
Thursday 10:45 pm
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>> No. 60092 Samefag
11th March 2018
Sunday 7:10 pm
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>> No. 60097 Moralfag
11th March 2018
Sunday 8:15 pm
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Fucking hell, sorry lad. I've never had that before.

I'll just go ahead and delete my post
>> No. 60099 Searchfag
11th March 2018
Sunday 9:17 pm
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When you're on the darker side of the web, assume that any warning for an unnamed threat is a false positive.
>> No. 60100 R4GE
11th March 2018
Sunday 9:25 pm
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Probably, right? It's definitely a real, working site.

It didn't install any rootkits on my laptop yet. I checked and everything.
>> No. 60103 Billbob
11th March 2018
Sunday 9:52 pm
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A big problem tends not to be the sites themselves, but rather the dodgy advertisers they use.
>> No. 60105 Samefag
11th March 2018
Sunday 10:47 pm
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That's how most of them end up shitlisted. Even when it's a transient thing, the site owners don't bother getting it reviewed and the vendors rather prefer not to delist them. The latter is why even vendors who accept anonymous samples keep flagging up keygens as trojans. The ones that actually contain trojans will be flagged up as a named threat, whereas if it's detected as something like "Trojan/Generic.405976987432" it's probably fine.
>> No. 60119 YubYub
12th March 2018
Monday 9:54 pm
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"Infected with HTML:Script-inf"

Meta-meta-meta /IQ/
>> No. 60123 R4GE
13th March 2018
Tuesday 11:26 am
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more like /Darkangels/ am I right? If I am getting that hidden board name right.
>> No. 60124 YubYub
13th March 2018
Tuesday 11:51 am
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I think it got deleted. Terrible shame.
>> No. 60125 Ambulancelad
13th March 2018
Tuesday 7:23 pm
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I looked for it a couple of months or maybe a year ago; it's been gone for a while. Last time I tried to run a simple /<random word>/ scan on britfa looking for the secret boards I got a server at work IP range banned. Which was nice. At some point I might still have a go at trying to remotely index the archive .... there are some absolute classic threads in there. I'm guessing the original ambulance lad thread is, for example, ( hint, hint mod, mod, take the hint and post the link).
>> No. 60126 YubYub
13th March 2018
Tuesday 7:38 pm
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I'd definitely love to see some archived threads. AFAIK though the mods don't have a way to browse this archive either.
>> No. 60130 YubYub
13th March 2018
Tuesday 8:27 pm
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You can find a few via google, just a few mind, and some that were there before no longer are. This means that at some point a mod, or are purpz himself, has pasted an /arch/ url into a post they made and those links got spidered by google ..... so basically some fucker has access to them.

Indexing them remotely would be an absolute doddle but would probably end up with pm may's storm troopers kicking my shed door down at 5am demanding to see my tcp pack license. or something.
>> No. 60132 R4GE
13th March 2018
Tuesday 9:25 pm
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It's definitely just whoever has actual access to the server, so purps and the other one.

They're probably hiding something. Trust no one.

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