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>> No. 60129 Anonymous
13th March 2018
Tuesday 8:18 pm
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How do I go about getting some of that spy paper that self destructs after it has been read?

I was going to try staples or the stationery box, but then I remembered I'd need a time machine because they've all gone out of business.
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>> No. 60131 Samefag
13th March 2018
Tuesday 9:00 pm
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The baking aisle in Tesco. Code books and one-time pads are usually printed on edible rice paper.

If you want the stuff that instantly bursts into flame and burns away to nothing if you take a light to it, you want magician's flash paper.

http://www.illusioncraft.co.uk/flash-paper/
>> No. 60133 YubYub
13th March 2018
Tuesday 9:37 pm
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>>60131
If I click that link I'm not gonna end up on a gchq watchlist, am I?
>> No. 60134 Auntiefucker
13th March 2018
Tuesday 9:45 pm
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A chap round my way did make paper impregnated with chemicals that would ignite about a minute after exposure to light, but that was more of an art project than anything.

I hesitate to ask but why do you need this?
>> No. 60135 R4GE
13th March 2018
Tuesday 9:48 pm
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>>60133
There's no such thing as a GCHQ watchlist. They just watch everyone now.
>> No. 60136 Moralfag
13th March 2018
Tuesday 10:01 pm
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>>60134
>I HESITATE TO ASK BUT WHY DO YOU NEED THIS?

Because it'd be really, really cool. Obviously.

It'd be like being a spy and shit.
>> No. 60137 Crabkiller
13th March 2018
Tuesday 10:55 pm
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>>60136

For a real spy experience, I'd recommend pretending to be Lithuanian for fifteen years, get a wife and kids who don't even know your real name, then ask for a 100x strength CT scan and die shortly after.
>> No. 60138 Moralfag
14th March 2018
Wednesday 2:16 am
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>>60137

I'd go for the luxury "weekend away from it all in a hold-all" experience myself.
>> No. 60140 Auntiefucker
14th March 2018
Wednesday 12:29 pm
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>>60133

Not unless GCHQ are keeping tabs on amateur magicians.
>> No. 60145 R4GE
15th March 2018
Thursday 6:47 am
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>>60140
Who can tell the difference between an amateur magician and a daft militant wog these days? The lines are so blurred.

Look up how to saw someone in half or about throwing knives at them and blammo you're a suspected The Great Whale Huntist.

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