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>> No. 65203 Anonymous
4th April 2020
Saturday 11:23 pm
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Lembit Opik: top shagger

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8187953/Liberal-Democrat-lothario-55-string-lovers-thrown-Bulgamanian-fiancee.html
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>> No. 65204 Moralfag
5th April 2020
Sunday 12:20 am
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Always kind of liked lembit. Any cunt who can get that far in politics with a name that unusual must be putting the hours in, anyway.
>> No. 65205 Billbob
5th April 2020
Sunday 12:29 am
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>She is unconvinced by the 55-yearold's assurances that his trips with Ms Khomutinnkova were connected to his work for Asgardia, an organisation that seeks to find a way to continue the human race outside of Earth.

Interesting subject for the Mail to just brush over:
>Asgardia, also known as the Space Kingdom of Asgardia and "Asgardia the Space Nation", is a micronation formed by a group of people who have launched a satellite into Earth orbit.[5] They refer to themselves as "Asgardians" and they have given their satellite the name "Asgardia-1". They have declared sovereignty over the space occupied by and contained within Asgardia -1. The Asgardians have adopted a constitution[6] and they intend to access outer space free of the control of existing nations and establish a permanent settlement on the Moon by 2043.[7]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asgardia

This is either a cover for a scandalous international bonking syndicate or Lembit Opik is going to travel into space with all our Eastern European women and start a post-human race.
>> No. 65206 Paedofag
5th April 2020
Sunday 1:23 am
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>>65205

I'm a member of Asgardia, anyone can join. It's basically the Universal Life Church but ran by nerds who take it seriously.
>> No. 65207 Anonymous
5th April 2020
Sunday 1:45 am
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>>65204
And the wonky jaw.
>> No. 65208 Auntiefucker
5th April 2020
Sunday 8:13 am
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>>65207
He's had plastic surgery to fix his jaw. There won't be any fanny left for the rest of us now.
>> No. 65209 Auntiefucker
5th April 2020
Sunday 12:13 pm
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Lembit Opik, the definitive counter-argument to involuntary celibate bullshit.
>> No. 65210 Anonymous
5th April 2020
Sunday 12:25 pm
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>>65209
Not really. He might not be particularly physically attractive but he clearly has a lot going for him.
>> No. 65211 YubYub
5th April 2020
Sunday 1:14 pm
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>>65210

He's a disgraced ex-Lib Dem MP who currently presents the mid-morning slot on BBC Radio Kent. He's basically one notch up from Alan Partridge.
>> No. 65212 Paedofag
5th April 2020
Sunday 1:23 pm
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>>65211
Contrast that with how much chronic masturbators have going for them.
>> No. 65213 Billbob
5th April 2020
Sunday 1:27 pm
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>>65211
Why is he in disgrace? There's nothing to be ashamed of in shagging a cheeky girl.
>> No. 65214 Searchfag
5th April 2020
Sunday 4:32 pm
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>>65213
Depends whether it was a cheeky shag or not.
>> No. 65217 Anonymous
5th April 2020
Sunday 5:35 pm
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>>65213
THE PROBLEM I THINK IS THAT YOU ONLY EVER PICTURE THEM TOGETHER, THEY'RE THE CHEEKY GIRLS. ONLY HAVING ONE SEEMS LIKE A DISAPPOINTMENT ON PAR WITH HALF A KIT KAT - WITH THE ADDITION THAT YOU JUST KNOW THAT THEY'VE DONE A FEW THREE-WAYS IN THEIR TIME.

I THINK WHAT I'M SAYING IS THAT HAVING A MASSIVE TODGER, OR WHATEVER OPIK BRINGS TO THE TABLE, DOESN'T REALLY COMPARE TO A FEW SACKS OF CASH WHEN IT COMES TO PERVERSIONS.
>> No. 65218 Searchfag
5th April 2020
Sunday 5:43 pm
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>>65215
"Lembit whams whopper whomper on table and literally promises the stars to Eastern Euro bint!"

This should be how any journalist should proceed to write about him.
>> No. 65219 YubYub
5th April 2020
Sunday 5:46 pm
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>>65205
>LEMBIT OPIK IS GOING TO TRAVEL INTO SPACE WITH ALL OUR EASTERN EUROPEAN WOMEN AND START A POST-HUMAN RACE.

It was all going so well for the inhabitants of Asgardia-x5 until Lembit Opik's sprog sprung out from Svetlana's chest.
>> No. 65220 Auntiefucker
5th April 2020
Sunday 6:55 pm
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>>65217
He's definitely had a threesome with them. Definitely definitely.
>> No. 65221 YubYub
5th April 2020
Sunday 7:03 pm
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Aren't the cheeky girls past their prime a bit by now? They were being cheeky cheeky when I was in about year 7 if I remember right. Or was that tatu?

Either way. I'm not exactly impressed until he pulls a Billie Eilish.
>> No. 65222 YubYub
5th April 2020
Sunday 7:12 pm
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>>65221

They're 37, but Romanian women age differently - they either always look old, or look young until they're about 55.
>> No. 65223 Searchfag
5th April 2020
Sunday 7:39 pm
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>>65221
Mate you having a laugh?
>> No. 65224 Samefag
5th April 2020
Sunday 7:43 pm
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>>65221
This was his next girlfriend after breaking up with Gabriela cheeky. The man is a top shagger.
>> No. 65225 Anonymous
5th April 2020
Sunday 10:24 pm
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>>65223
Apparently she has massive knockers but she only turned 18 in December so I'm not comfortable posting proof.

>>65224
Fuck sake, he's dressed like one of those middle aged men who runs an IT repair shop on an industrial estate. The kind who has a part-time job as a magician but always ends up losing his rag and shouting at the children.

I think women have some explaining to do.
>> No. 65226 Anonymous
5th April 2020
Sunday 10:37 pm
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>>65225
>FUCK SAKE, HE'S DRESSED LIKE ONE OF THOSE MIDDLE AGED MEN WHO RUNS AN IT REPAIR SHOP ON AN INDUSTRIAL ESTATE. THE KIND WHO HAS A PART-TIME JOB AS A MAGICIAN BUT ALWAYS ENDS UP LOSING HIS RAG AND SHOUTING AT THE CHILDREN.

M8, I'm not exactly brimming with fashion sense, but you're full of shite. That's simple smart casual get up, done about as good as it gets.
It's the sort of thing that people wear if they've been generally successful in life and have a bit of pride in their appearance but don't feel the need to show off or over-compensate for anything.
>> No. 65227 Searchfag
5th April 2020
Sunday 10:41 pm
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>>65225
I'm sure Reddit's done all the proper vetting.

https://www.reddit.com/r/BillieEilishGW/
>> No. 65228 Paedofag
5th April 2020
Sunday 10:44 pm
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>>65226

no, it's the kind of shite a tosser with no class but plenty of cash wears to go to the races. the kind of shite someone who likes to think they're not showing off while consciously choosing to demonstrate their supposed success in life through clothing wears because they think it comes off casual. it's the absolute worst kind of deeply tacky.

the real answer we're all looking for here is he's a sugar daddy and he's not afraid to buy a woman's affection.
>> No. 65229 Ambulancelad
5th April 2020
Sunday 10:47 pm
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>>65228
I'm not totally convinced The Cheeky Girls would have needed a sugar daddy.
>> No. 65230 Searchfag
5th April 2020
Sunday 10:49 pm
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>>65225

Lembit has the confidence of a man who crashed a hang glider head-first into a cliff and survived.
>> No. 65231 Ambulancelad
5th April 2020
Sunday 10:51 pm
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>>65229

keen eye for a bargain are lembit, you don't turn down a buy one get one free.
>> No. 65233 Moralfag
5th April 2020
Sunday 11:21 pm
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>>65228
>THE REAL ANSWER WE'RE ALL LOOKING FOR HERE IS HE'S A SUGAR DADDY AND HE'S NOT AFRAID TO BUY A WOMAN'S AFFECTION.

His nickname in Westminster was 'tripod' on account of his absolutely huge penis. What you're witnessing is "big dick energy" in action.
>> No. 65234 Paedofag
6th April 2020
Monday 12:28 am
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>>65228 >>65229
But a ticket into space to have literally interstellar orgasms?
That's more than what any sugar daddy I'm aware of would do.

Taste or not, I think there's some jealousy about are Lembink abound. 65228, just offer your next tinder match a trip round the stars like you have been doing but next time be deadly serious. It works.
>> No. 65235 Are Moaty
6th April 2020
Monday 12:58 am
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Part of the answer is BDE, as pointed out, but the thing is, once you're on the rung of shagging women above your level, that becomes your level.

A man bedding an attractive woman instantly makes him more attractive to other women, because of all the reasons that would make sense for our lizard brains. We're social animals and aren't above overriding our initial assumptions if met with evidence that the herd disagrees with you. Women are, if anything, more interested in the uggos that are punching. So once you've shagged a cheeky girl, you don't need to pay the next one.
>> No. 65236 Searchfag
6th April 2020
Monday 1:38 am
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>>65235
Does that count if I drank a Twitch e-girl's fermented piss and paid £5,000 for the honour?

The fanny will be like dominoes.
>> No. 65238 Ambulancelad
6th April 2020
Monday 1:50 am
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>>65236

No, you'd have to pay her to spend time with you and show affection towards you in public, and I surmise that there isn't enough money in the world for that.
>> No. 65239 YubYub
6th April 2020
Monday 2:47 am
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>>65238
Shit, I was banking on the smell of a fitty's fanny seeping through my teeth being enough to get all the birds.

I will sign the papers and join Asgardia then. No shortage of fanny, unless Lembit wants three dozen for himself.
>> No. 65240 Anonymous
6th April 2020
Monday 10:00 am
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>KEEN EYE FOR A BARGAIN ARE LEMBIT, YOU DON'T TURN DOWN A BUY ONE GET ONE FREE.

"When I first met Lembit I told him to BOGOF. The next thing I know I'm being strapped onto an intergalactic rocket with my twin sister!"
>> No. 65241 Moralfag
6th April 2020
Monday 10:19 am
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>>65240
>BOGOF
>> No. 65242 Billbob
6th April 2020
Monday 10:29 am
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>>65233

this is a popular misconception, but big dick energy is not a term to describe someone with an actual big dick. that's just someone with a big dick.

big dick energy is for someone with an average or small penis, or even no penis at all, in the case of women, but whom act with the presumed confidence and cockiness of someone with a big dick. hence big dick energy.
>> No. 65243 YubYub
6th April 2020
Monday 1:37 pm
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>>65242
Pretty sure it refers to a genuine confidence regardless of cock size.
>> No. 65244 YubYub
6th April 2020
Monday 2:56 pm
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>>65242

While it's true you can have big dick energy with any size of knob, or even none at all, the phrase does not preclude those with actual large penises.
>> No. 65251 Auntiefucker
7th April 2020
Tuesday 1:12 pm
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Did Roland Scholten have a massive knob or was he just pretending?

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