>>1127

It fucking repeats the same ten songs, shit sucks.

Dover fag

Listening to Jeremy Kyle's radio shows (Late & Live on BRMB and subsequently Jezza's Confessions on Century FM) was a wonderful way for a 10-13 year old boy to fall asleep. My parents' must have had no idea what I was listening to.

Memorable highlights include the guy who couldn't locate in his bedroom the sausage he had inserted into the girl he picked up the night before. He thought it was hilarious (in retrospect it may simply have been a prank), but Jeremy didn't, instead insisting that it was potentially a life-threatening situation for the woman and that the caller may be held liable should she die.

Another guy claimed to have sat on the transformer of his Scalextric set, resulting in a painful and persistent erection and an inability to pass urine. I suspect a more carnal situation caused his predicament. Jeremy tried to convince this man to visit A&E, even suggesting ways for him to conceal his erection.

Jeremy also revealed his penis to be 5" on a show about small members, almost in a boastful tone as I remember it.

This show was far better than The Jeremy Kyle Show. It was only relatively recently that I realised the TV and radio shows were presented by the same man.

anyone else from Tunbridge Wells?

>>1138

Approximately 56,500 people, actually.

I live in rural East Kent, but I know bare peeps from T Wells. Where in the area are you from? What school etc?

>>1002
Pocock?

>>1005
I attended Earls High School. I live in London now though. I went back in February last year; I didn't look around too much, but so much has changed in the five or so years I'd been away.

>>983

Birmingham born and bred . . . well, almost. Acutally, Solihull, I'd have to admit between slightly clenched teeth. I've Lived in Erdington and Selly Oak in my time, with about 4 other years spent living in other parts of the country. Currently back in Solihull, probably for about 6 months or so.

>>1039

Another Earls High School leaver here. Urghh, Halesowen. Underwhelming.

born in water orton.
that makes me more posh then everyone else in this thread.

>>1041
i'm from solihull too.

I took a stroll down the RIver Mersey and Cholton Water Park this morning. I highly reccomend it.

>>576
fuck yeah pakiland

>>837

use a racist lad. gb2 Miles Platting

Here's a picture ofsome reservoir I found when I was looking for shrooms on Crompton moor the other day.

There were ducks and that, It was quieter than I'd ever heard.

I lied down and took a nap, and awoke to a crowd of women worrying about me, cos they thought I was dead, innit.

Never did find any shrooms, some nonce in /A/ got them first, apparently.

>>411
agreed, i'm from Buxton and it's bloody depressing after a few years. Moving to Manc in a few months though.

>>1123

No thank you, sir. I've watched Dog the Bounty hunter.

>>1124

haha that show is brilliant, in the comedy way

>>1124
That guy makes me ashamed to live here. His "local" accent is TERRIBLE. He really does the state a disservice.
>>1125
Come.. see the ...comedy show? Act now and you too can chase not very hard core local criminals with a large breasted woman!

It is somewhere I would love to visit.

I go to uni here.

Somebody tell me a good place to live near Headingley.

>>1110
chapeltown

Used to live there. I miss that there's a Greggs on what seems like half the streets in the city centre.

>>1118

That is my favourite part of this place. I can think of ten offhand.

>>1109
Ditto.

I know a girl from Sutton. She's a r8 bird.

>>1120
Turks

>>1121 Someone has to man the kebab shops and drive the taxis

>>88

I know Westwood used to be married, but I'm amazed he managed to procreate. His kids probably live under assumed names now.

>>915

me again.

If any pompey pees see this in time I'll be laying down some dub techno/house at The Barn in Milton this saturday (6th) along with some other people playing other electronic future music

>>1101

I'd come along but I'll be in Mcr watching us stuff United.
You ought to get Paul, who runs the Strong Island blog, to give you a mention too.

Somebody told me they had DJ Scotch Egg in the Barn the other week - really?

>>1102

yup really, mates of mine run the night, tis called ugly beats - check out kissmybass.co.uk for more infos on stuff they do...

Not the Flash but I know the Flash. He's an awesome guy.

>>1033

Loughborough fag here

>>1111

Loughborough here too....

>>663

Not for long, lad.

>>664

Oh arr? And why's that 'en, lad?

reporting in. west somerset ftl!

OP, is that Bruton?

>>1112
>Bruton_1.jpg

>>818
That's near where that wine shop is where that hot german guy works, isn't it? The place is right on the corner

>>870

I live around 5-6 miles from it in a nearby village so I resorted to cycling. An hours exercise doesn't go amiss.

>>878
I cycled a few times, but it's about 30mi total so I didn't make it a regular thing. I never would have done it if cambridgeshire was anything but flat.

>>818
Fuck yeh Hills Road! You lower sixth then?

>>1096

lol of course not don't be so silly lolololololol hahaha teeheehee.

>>812
I'm exceptionally bored by this post, this thread and all thoughts regarding this shithole. Well done OP.

>>713
Delaware has no sales tax- do you britfags have sales tax? of everything like we do???

>>1094
Sales tax did nothing but piss me off when I was in America.
>"That shirt's 99 dollars, but I'll sell you it for 69."
I ended up paying nigh on $80 anyway.

>>1094

No, they have VAT. Which is worse than a sales tax.

>>1104

AT LEAST YOURE FUCKING TOLD ABOUT IT

>>772

Reporting in: Roath area.

Nice picture. I've lived here two years and not yet gone into that sodding castle. First need to get a citizens card, then free entry. But its all so much effort. Allow it :)

Ely boy here.

Yes, yes.

>>1100
www.youtube.com/user/kane867

>>1106

wat