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>> No. 16782 Anonymous
4th December 2018
Tuesday 12:03 pm
16782 UK police wants AI to stop violent crime before it happens

>As for exactly what will happen when such individuals are identified, that is still a matter of discussion, says Donnelly. He says the intention isn’t to pre-emptively arrest anyone, but rather to provide support from local health or social workers. For example, they could offer counselling to any individual with a history of mental health issues that had been flagged by NDAS as being likely to commit a violent crime. Potential victims could be contacted by social services.
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>> No. 16819 Anonymous
5th December 2018
Wednesday 6:02 pm
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It essentially means a weakening of the presumption of innocence.

Very generally speaking, police and other authorities can't investigate the average innocent person with no hint at all that they might be guilty of a crime, "just because". The presumption of innocence in this case means that authorities are only allowed to become active when there is an indication that something might be up with you.

But if you gather data from pretty much every citizen for the specific purpose of checking if they have done something illegal, then that's already a few steps removed from the idea that generally speaking, an innocent citizen must be left alone.

Also, the effectiveness of this kind of mass data mining is doubtful. Many European countries have had blanket online data gathering and retention programmes in place, quite a few have also abandoned them again after public protest and high court rulings in those respective countries, and when they evaluated the results of all the data gathering, they very typically found that it didn't significantly reduce online crime itself, or even increase the rate of solved crimes, which had been the biggest argument in favour of the measure. Real professional criminals typically knew how to circumvent the data gathering, as they usually do, and the only people who got caught in slightly increasing numbers were a handful of hapless kiddie porn downloaders and filesharers. But even they increasingly began to successfully cover their tracks.

Most national high courts have ruled that all this did not justify putting an entire country's population under suspicion by keeping all their online data.
>> No. 16828 Anonymous
7th December 2018
Friday 11:37 am
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>in the US, for instance, a sentencing advisor used in some states has been recommending harsher sentences for black people because black people get harsher sentences

And these feedback loops of self evidence are what makes the whole idea so dangerous.

And it already occurs the same way with "heat maps" used by local police in some countries to predict at what time of day which areas of a city could see increased street crime. If you are then unlucky enough, especially as a black person, to be in that area at that time, then you are going to look guilty even if all you really veryfiably did was pass along that street out of sheer coincidence.

And then if you throw AI into the mix, the mere fact that you were in that area at a time when street crime was predicted to be most likely can worsen your crime probability score or whatever you want to call it.
>> No. 16846 Anonymous
8th December 2018
Saturday 3:25 pm
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Did they really abandon it though or just put under a better cover?
Power trips are tough to let go.
>> No. 16847 Anonymous
8th December 2018
Saturday 8:30 pm
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I imagine some did what they did in this country and basically legislated to overrule the courts. Remember that "emergency bill" to reinstate "necessary" powers? You know, the powers that the courts had ruled they should not have had?
>> No. 16854 Anonymous
8th December 2018
Saturday 11:51 pm
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I think Austria axed it completely, as well as the Czech Republic. And I think Frau Merkel's government wanted to go back to data collection after Germany's high court struck it down, banking on loopholes both in EU and German high court rulings, but some ISPs in Germany then sued the government on technicalities. And the end result is that they've got a law that says ISPs must store user data, but the ISPs aren't doing it because they won the lawsuit against the German government.

There was a whole story on that on Zdnet a while ago, pretty fascinating, can't find it now.

>> No. 16684 Anonymous
29th November 2018
Thursday 3:24 pm
16684 Poo found on every McDonald’s touchscreen tested

>Traces of faeces have been found on every single McDonald’s touchscreen swabbed in an investigation by metro.co.uk.

>Samples were taken from the new machines that have been rolled out at restaurants across the country – every one of them had coliforms.

>Senior lecturer in microbiology at London Metropolitan University Dr Paul Matewele said: ‘We were all surprised how much gut and faecal bacteria there was on the touchscreen machines. These cause the kind of infections that people pick up in hospitals.
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>> No. 16822 Anonymous
6th December 2018
Thursday 1:09 am
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Well my parents used to say that I would either be a firefighter or an arsonist when I grew up, because I seemed to have a pretty noticeable fixation on fire and explosions as a little kid.

I even managed to light a Mickey Mouse book on fire in the waste bin in my bedroom. It's been over 30 years, but everytime I go to my parents' house, there's still my old waste basket in my old room, slightly wonky on one side from the heat of the burning paper in it.

Sage for not being relevant to this thread in any conceivable way.
>> No. 16823 Anonymous
6th December 2018
Thursday 2:03 am
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So which one did you end up being?
>> No. 16824 Anonymous
6th December 2018
Thursday 3:43 pm
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Pretty much any surface that a number of different people will touch during a day will turn out to be massively unsanitary and crawling with germs if you really examine it.

I try to limit my exposure to other people's pathogens by trying to avoid such surfaces. Or washing my hands after touching them.

For example, one thing I always do is when I've ordered something by post and I have to sign for it, I wash my hands afterwards. That stylus with which you have to sign your name on the screen of that handheld thing the delivery lad carries has to be completely covered in all kinds of muck. And it will literally go through dozens of hands every day, very likely without ever getting a proper clean.

I also avoid eating the peanuts that you always get in a little bowl for everybody at parties or in a bar or what-have-you. I think somebody actually did a petri dish test once on some communal peanuts like that and found all sorts of things from flu viruses to faecal bacteria on them. Which kind of makes it even worse than a poo smeared touchscreen at McD. Well, unless you lick that screen from top to bottom.
>> No. 16826 Anonymous
6th December 2018
Thursday 4:17 pm
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I always press the pelican crossing button, and things like that, with my knuckle. I make sure and get door handles halfway down my fingers. I push doors by making a fist first. Then if I need to rub my eye or something, my fingertips haven't been violated. I use antibacterial gel when I get back in.

The last time I got flu coincided with someone thrusting a communal pen into my hand before I could get my own pen out. Now if I expect to have to sign something I have my own pen ready. I only get flu about every five years or so.

>> No. 16827 Anonymous
6th December 2018
Thursday 4:26 pm
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I've thought about just keeping my own stylus ready next to the door so that when I take delivery of a package, I won't have to mess with deliverylad's stylus.

But I guess I'm still a bit more worried I'll look like a cunt because of it than I am worried I'll catch some germs off it.

So I will probably just keep washing my hands thoroughly in the bathroom everytime I've signed for a package.

>> No. 16760 Anonymous
2nd December 2018
Sunday 7:08 pm
16760 Porn-obsessed chef who murdered housemate while acting out sex fantasy is j
Which one of our cheflads was this?

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>> No. 16768 Anonymous
3rd December 2018
Monday 12:18 am
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I still remember that time I took out three pigeons.
>> No. 16769 Anonymous
3rd December 2018
Monday 1:08 am
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One time, in the Galapagos islands, I was feeling pretty backed up. The hostel was busy and I hadn't had a suitable opportunity to relieve myself. I'd taken the boat over to Espanola for the day. I arrived, and started to explore. Soon I found a colony of Blue-footed boobies. Although I wasn't sexually attracted to them, the combination of their name and my current situation just drove me wild. I had to nip into the bushes to quell myself. So there I was, having a grand old time, but the trouble was, the birds there have no predators, and so had no fear of me. A few waddled over to see what I was up to, but I was in full flow, I couldn't stop. It was like an oil slick. A week's worth of white oil, all over their feathers. I put the old beagle away and snuck off to look at the Albatrosses.
>> No. 16770 Anonymous
3rd December 2018
Monday 8:39 am
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Don't be such a tit
>> No. 16776 Anonymous
3rd December 2018
Monday 7:12 pm
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I once actually knocked over a bird cage with my ex's birds in it while we were passionately making love on her sofa in the livingroom. At some point in the heat of passion, my leg somehow went off one end of the sofa and hit the cage stand with the cage on it which she kept near the sofa with a pair of budgies in it. The birds survived the fall unharmed, but probably got the scare of their lives.

And no, we did not resume our bonking. Not right away anyway.
>> No. 16779 Anonymous
3rd December 2018
Monday 10:06 pm
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It's always ends in tears when you invite other birds into the bedroom.

>> No. 16678 Anonymous
28th November 2018
Wednesday 4:19 pm
16678 Cow too big to slaughter
How have we missed this one?

Theories? It's got to be some sort of dark experiment, right?

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>> No. 16681 Anonymous
28th November 2018
Wednesday 4:35 pm
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>> No. 16682 Anonymous
28th November 2018
Wednesday 4:44 pm
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Everything is bigger in Australia.
Spiders, Birds and so on. no surprise the Cows have got in on the action.
>> No. 16683 Anonymous
28th November 2018
Wednesday 4:52 pm
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When humans grow extremely tall, it can be caused by a benign adenoma (tumour) on the pituitary gland which then produces excess growth hormones. The condition is called gigantism and can lead to body heights well in excess of 7ft.


Maybe cows can get it as well.
>> No. 16695 Anonymous
29th November 2018
Thursday 5:49 pm
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At the risk of repeating what literally everyone else on the internet has already said, that steer is an absolute moonit.
>> No. 16699 Anonymous
29th November 2018
Thursday 8:56 pm
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Kind of a moo-t point you are making.

I'll get my coat.

>> No. 16317 Anonymous
2nd November 2018
Friday 5:16 pm
16317 Ryanair's new hand luggage policy slated on social media

Ryanair’s latest change to its cabin baggage policy has triggered plenty of criticism on social media.

Europe’s biggest low-cost airline has reduced the amount that passengers can take through security to the departure gate without paying extra. Instead of one large and one small bag, travellers are restricted to one “mid-sized” bag.

To carry anything more substantial, they will either need to buy Priority Boarding or pay a fee for checking in luggage.
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>> No. 16651 Anonymous
27th November 2018
Tuesday 6:10 pm
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Still blags my head that cunt's a fucking pilot. As if being the singer of Iron Maiden wasn't exciting enough. Like Brian May being a professor of astronomy as well as a legendary rock star.

Bloody overacheivers.
>> No. 16652 Anonymous
27th November 2018
Tuesday 6:39 pm
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That's not really relevant with the horribly crowded ryanair flights.
>> No. 16654 Anonymous
27th November 2018
Tuesday 6:52 pm
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He has a doctorate. That doesn't make him a professor.
>> No. 16656 Anonymous
27th November 2018
Tuesday 6:59 pm
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Stuart Ashen has a doctorate in psychology too.

Also I think I'll be working on getting my private pilots license in the new year, but I'm not very famous so it probably doesn't count
>> No. 16666 Anonymous
27th November 2018
Tuesday 10:58 pm
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He was also invited to be part of the 1992 British Olympic Fencing squad, but he couldn't go because of touring commitments.

He's a bit like Richard Branson, into everything but not a knob.

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>> No. 16632 Anonymous
26th November 2018
Monday 6:28 pm
16632 Russia "They were asking for it" on dangerous Ukrainian Tugboats

>Tensions between Moscow and Kiev have escalated after Russia fired on and seized three Ukrainian vessels and their crews in the Kerch strait separating Crimea from the Russian mainland.

>The Russian foreign ministry accused Kiev of coordinating with the US and the EU in a “planned provocation” aimed at securing further anti-Moscow sanctions as the Ukrainian president, Petro Poroshenko, asked parliament to impose martial law.

>The UN security council held an emergency session on the crisis on Monday but could not even agree on the agenda. A Russian agenda phrased in a way that implied Ukrainian culpability was voted down, so the Russian deputy ambassador, Dmitry Polyanskiy, refused to take part in the scheduled debate which followed.

I suppose the Russian government would prefer it if the Ukrainians began dragging their ships over land, Werner Herzog style, whenever they wanted to get back to port.

>> No. 16610 Anonymous
25th November 2018
Sunday 4:12 pm
16610 Dad forced son, 11, to have sex with stepmum to 'cure' him of being gay
A father forced his 11-year-old son to have sex with his stepmother in a twisted attempt to “cure” the child from being gay. Young Daniel Dowling was made to watch porn and forced into threesomes. And when he refused to perform a sex act on his stepmum his dad tried to punch him.

Daniel will never forget the day the abuse began. It was a Sunday afternoon. Dowling and Breakspear were playing board game Frustration with Daniel at home in Bracknell, Berks. Fashion retail manager Daniel, who now lives in Surrey, recalls: “Dad told me we were going to try something different – to take our clothes off whenever someone lost. By the end of the game Annette was completely naked. They instructed me to touch and kiss her breasts. Dad was encouraging me to do it so I thought it was okay. I think that night was a tester of how I’d react because intercourse started after that.”

Once, he was picked up by his dad from Scouts, taken home and told to “give Breakspear a goodnight kiss”. Daniel said: “I went into their room and she was handcuffed to the bed naked. I gave her a kiss and went to leave but she asked me to touch her and to untie one of her hands. We had intercourse and Dad came and joined in.”

Another time, he was made to view porn before his dad had oral sex with Annette and said: “That’s how you do it.” In another sickening incident Daniel was called in to find them naked and engaged in a sex act. Breakspear then had sex with Daniel. He said: “We’d watch porn in bed together and then we’d have threesomes. She’d instruct me on what to do. Sometimes when Dad wasn’t there she’d ask me into her room for fondling and intercourse.

In a sickening attempt to explain his depravity in his trial at Reading Crown Court, Daniel’s father claimed he abused his son “to try and steer him in the right direction and not to go to the way of being gay, because there was like, sort of, tendencies for him to be gay”. He added: “All I ever wanted was for him to turn out the right way.”

Daniel said: “Dad said that he did it to stop me being gay because I showed feminine traits as a child. One day we were at a car boot sale and my neighbour saw me wrestling an old lady for a handbag. She told my dad, ‘Your Dan’s going to bat for the other side’. And Dad said ‘No son of mine will be gay.’ I think the abuse started after that.”

Daniel’s dad admitted to police that he and Breakspear carried out “sordid and deplorable” abuse and that he felt ashamed and disgusted. In court he claimed the abuse was to prevent Daniel “turning gay”, to “protect him from paedophiles so he would know what was right and wrong” – and to educate him about how he should treat women.

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>> No. 16625 Anonymous
25th November 2018
Sunday 6:38 pm
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If someone wants to go to a tabloid with an account of how their dad gave them a demonstration on the proper way to perform oral sex on a woman then I guess that's their prerogative.
>> No. 16628 Anonymous
25th November 2018
Sunday 9:51 pm
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There seems to be a double standard that I don't fully understand. The tabloids frequently use coy phrases like "steamy romp" and "sordid sex act" when they actually mean "had sex" and "wanked off in a Greggs", but they're happy to publish this? I dunno where their line is.
>> No. 16630 Anonymous
25th November 2018
Sunday 10:26 pm
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I think they're trying to appeal to the Take A Break demographic.
>> No. 16631 Anonymous
26th November 2018
Monday 8:49 am
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Which isn’t difficult.
>> No. 16677 Anonymous
28th November 2018
Wednesday 2:30 pm
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That's genuinely disturbing.

>> No. 16560 Anonymous
21st November 2018
Wednesday 1:38 pm
16560 Brexit: Antidepressant prescriptions increased in wake of EU referendum

Antidepressant prescribing in England rose after the UK voted to quit the European Union, in stark contrast to widespread decreases in the prescribing of other medicines, a study suggests.

The researchers from King’s College London (KCL) said more should be done to bolster mental health services in the wake of major national events, such as elections and financial crises.

When they looked at this effect in the wake of the June 2016 referendum, they found that antidepressant use continued to rise in the wake of the result, but at a slower rate. However, prescribing for other types of drugs, which had also been increasing every year, suddenly began to drop, although the reasons why are not clear.
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>> No. 16585 Anonymous
23rd November 2018
Friday 10:47 pm
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Beats me, I never took psych meds in my life. I only know that the old country is a fucking drug supermarket, and that a lot of people there like to make pills cocktails. I know a lot of older people that had spent several years downing benzos, raising the doses twice at year because they had developed tolerance.
>> No. 16586 Anonymous
23rd November 2018
Friday 11:48 pm
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> I only know that the old country is a fucking drug supermarket

ok now you really have to tell us what that "old country" is.
>> No. 16587 Anonymous
24th November 2018
Saturday 12:08 am
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It could be any former Soviet or Balkan country. I went out with a Lithuanian lass and she was telling me how her and her peer group all did benzos before they even drank alcohol. I've heard similar from my comrades from Russia all the way to Romania and Hungary.
>> No. 16594 Anonymous
24th November 2018
Saturday 11:07 pm
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When you are born in a shithole country with no hope to go away in the foreseeable future, you need something to soften the edges of reality. Otherwise, suicide becomes a very attractive idea.


Italy, but all southern Europe is in the same situation. Even Birmingham looks good compared to the shit city I was born in.
>> No. 16597 Anonymous
24th November 2018
Saturday 11:30 pm
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>Italy, but all southern Europe is in the same situation

Italy didn't look to me like a "drug supermarket" the last time it was there, but then, that was over ten years ago.

The only thing that struck me was that literally about 70 to 80 percent of Italians that we saw were smoking. Maybe that's changed, but it was really noticeable back then. Even groups of fifteen-year-old teenagers that you saw in the streets nearly all had fags in their mouths.

>> No. 16485 Anonymous
17th November 2018
Saturday 2:14 pm
16485 UK austerity has inflicted 'great misery' on citizens, UN says

The UK government has inflicted “great misery” on its people with “punitive, mean-spirited, and often callous” austerity policies driven by a political desire to undertake social re-engineering rather than economic necessity, the United Nations poverty envoy has found.

Philip Alston, the UN’s rapporteur on extreme poverty and human rights, ended a two-week fact-finding mission to the UK with a stinging declaration that levels of child poverty were “not just a disgrace, but a social calamity and an economic disaster”, even though the UK is the world’s fifth largest economy,

About 14 million people, a fifth of the population, live in poverty and 1.5 million are destitute, being unable to afford basic essentials, he said, citing figures from the Institute for Fiscal Studies and the Joseph Rowntree Foundation. He highlighted predictions that child poverty could rise by 7% between 2015 and 2022, possibly up to a rate of 40%.

“It is patently unjust and contrary to British values that so many people are living in poverty,” he said, adding that compassion had been abandoned during almost a decade of austerity policies that had been so profound that key elements of the postwar social contract, devised by William Beveridge more than 70 years ago, had been swept away.
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>> No. 16555 Anonymous
20th November 2018
Tuesday 10:55 pm
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I wish people wouldn't do this, both the USSR memes and the misused Cyrilic, it's totally knackered any chance of me learning the actual letters.
>> No. 16556 Anonymous
20th November 2018
Tuesday 11:10 pm
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Perhaps you should play a game of Tetris.
>> No. 16557 Anonymous
21st November 2018
Wednesday 12:24 am
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>> No. 16558 Anonymous
21st November 2018
Wednesday 12:30 am
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Прекратите быть невыносимой пиздой.
>> No. 16559 Anonymous
21st November 2018
Wednesday 9:09 am
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Perhaps, but I fail to see the relevance.

>> No. 16184 Anonymous
23rd October 2018
Tuesday 1:09 am
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Manchester Evening News: Aldi refused to sell alcohol to this 66-year-old because his 26-year-old daughter was with him.


"I wanted to take this up because of the offence caused to my daughter. I'm not bothered about me, but I'm fuming about what they did to her.

"What I want from the is a public apology and for them to review their policy.

"I'd also like them to give my daughter a £50 gift token or something like it, to say sorry."
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>> No. 16262 Anonymous
25th October 2018
Thursday 4:48 pm
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> Your post reeks of unstable paranoia.
I thought it reeked of cunt-off-instigator.
>> No. 16263 Anonymous
25th October 2018
Thursday 5:04 pm
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>Did you have a nice Thursday?

I spent it bickering over whether one of the blokes from Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! should have been served at Aldi with a bunch of strangers on Britain's number five forum for shed enthusiasts.
>> No. 16264 Anonymous
25th October 2018
Thursday 6:48 pm
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Oh fuck, I've been had haven't I?

Trolled 2 tears, fair play.
>> No. 16271 Anonymous
26th October 2018
Friday 12:11 pm
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>> No. 16519 Anonymous
18th November 2018
Sunday 1:09 am
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>> No. 16095 Anonymous
16th October 2018
Tuesday 4:37 am
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Mother, 46, left paralysed after being 'catapulted' from super-king sized bed during sex with her partner battles for £1m compensation because the divan was an inch-and-a-half lower on one side

A mother-of-four who was left paralysed after falling from a super-king size bed during sex has launched a legal battle for £1million compensation.

Claire Busby, 46, suffered catastrophic spinal injuries when she fell backwards from her recently delivered double-divan in August 2013. Successful business woman Mrs Busby from Maidenhead said she was in bed naked with her then partner when the bizarre tragedy unfolded.

Mrs Busby, who was left tetraplegic and appeared in court in a wheelchair, claims the bed was missing two vital 'glider' feet when delivered, which created a 4cm difference in the height from one side to another. Mrs Busby, who ran a chain of hairdressing and beauty salons is suing Berkshire Bed Company Ltd - trading as Beds Are Uzzz - claiming the bed was 'defective'.

The salon owner said she was 'performing a sexual act' when she toppled over. 'I was positioned kneeling over him,' she explained, to Judge Barry Cotter QC. 'I was kneeling over him and my right hand was touching him, maybe my left hand was touching his leg. I was half way down the bed.'

The claimant said the 'missing gliders' caused a 'slope from head to foot' which caused her to lose balance as she changed position and she 'catapulted' to the floor. At the time she was attempting to 'swing her legs towards the top of the bed', she told the High Court. 'I span around and put my hand down and then I felt as if I was catapulted off the back of the bed,' she said. 'My head hit the floor and I fell to the side and heard a spring in my body snap.'

Her QC, Winston Hunter, said two missing 'gliders' created a hazardous height difference between the bottom end of the left and right divans. 'At its maximum this difference would be 40mm,' he told the judge. This had the effect of creating 'an enhanced, albeit localised, slope at the edge of the mattress', the barrister argued.

Explaining the dynamics of the accident, he went on: 'She had been performing a sex act and, thereafter, she sat up with the intention of swinging her legs forward underneath her - and lying on her back with feet towards the headboard and her head towards the end of the bed. 'Her case is that, having taken the weight off her body through her buttocks, she lay back with the expectation that the mattress would support the weight of her upper torso and her head and shoulders. However, as she placed her weight through her upper body onto the mattress it failed to support her weight, and she continued moving backwards and downwards. The effect of this movement was that her head and upper torso came off the edge of the bed, and she slid to the floor with the weight of her body and legs rotating into a vertical position and forcing the weight of the same through her neck.'

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>> No. 16438 Anonymous
9th November 2018
Friday 10:49 pm
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Why are you bothering to share this news with us when you obviously won't read any replies?
>> No. 16439 Anonymous
10th November 2018
Saturday 3:54 am
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Why would you reply to someone you think won't read a reply?
>> No. 16440 Anonymous
10th November 2018
Saturday 5:02 am
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Why would you reply to someone who's replying to someone who he thinks won't read a reply?
>> No. 16441 Anonymous
10th November 2018
Saturday 5:18 am
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Because I think that the person who is replying to someone who he thinks won't read a reply will probably read my reply.
>> No. 16443 Anonymous
10th November 2018
Saturday 9:09 am
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Calm down la

>> No. 16417 Anonymous
7th November 2018
Wednesday 10:06 pm
16417 Girl Scouts sue Boy Scouts over planned name change

The Girl Scouts of the United States of America have filed a lawsuit against the Boy Scouts of America for dropping "boy" from the scout group's name.

The Boy Scouts of America announced in May they would rename the Boy Scouts programme Scouts BSA as they prepare to allow girls as members.

But the Girl Scouts say the change could erode their brand, calling the move "uniquely damaging" to them.

Their lawsuit seeks damages and an injunction against trademark breaches.

"Only GSUSA has the right to use the Girl Scouts and Scouts trademarks with leadership development services for girls," papers filed in a Manhattan federal court said.

The switch could "marginalise" the Girl Scouts, the complaint reads. It reportedly says the switch has already caused confusion, with some believing their organisation had merged with the Boy Scouts.
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>> No. 16429 Anonymous
8th November 2018
Thursday 8:48 pm
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It's Thursday, so there was probably a mass shooting of some kind in the US.
>> No. 16430 Anonymous
8th November 2018
Thursday 10:51 pm
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They just make me think

>Zzzzzz. Another one.
>> No. 16431 Anonymous
9th November 2018
Friday 1:06 am
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Well maybe if you added some prayers to those thoughts you might actually achieve something!
>> No. 16432 Anonymous
9th November 2018
Friday 1:23 am
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>Dear Father
>These are getting really boring.
>Can't you get the next one to jazz it up a bit?
>> No. 16434 Anonymous
9th November 2018
Friday 6:08 pm
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The joke was that they happen so often it's nothing major any more.

>> No. 16398 Anonymous
7th November 2018
Wednesday 6:08 pm
16398 Six times the limit mum causes four-car smash
This is the irredeemable arsehole of an ex-wife who has got the cheek to claim my best mate, best man at my wedding and hardest working man I know, is a bad parent and forced him through the courts to see his own kids by lying about him to social work about how they split up.


She'll still keep custody, despite this, unless she gets the jail. How likely do you think it is that this could warrant a custodial sentence?
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>> No. 16409 Anonymous
7th November 2018
Wednesday 7:22 pm
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Four times the limit in England.
>> No. 16411 Anonymous
7th November 2018
Wednesday 7:33 pm
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>> No. 16412 Anonymous
7th November 2018
Wednesday 7:35 pm
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I could not give a single fuck about you or your mate, you complete bumder.

Imagine bringing your Facebook drama to an anonymous imageboard, the delusion astounds me.
>> No. 16413 Anonymous
7th November 2018
Wednesday 7:37 pm
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wont no wot hit im.
>> No. 16415 Anonymous
7th November 2018
Wednesday 7:49 pm
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A car driven by a drunk Scots bird, innit

>> No. 15932 Anonymous
1st October 2018
Monday 8:52 pm
15932 Teacher Eleanor Wilson 'had sex with pupil on plane'
> An allegation of the affair only came to light after another male pupil at the school became aware of the relationship and threatened to expose Miss Wilson unless she had sex with him, prosecutor Virginia Cornwall told the court.

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>> No. 16164 Anonymous
20th October 2018
Saturday 5:02 pm
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I'd chew on her dried beef strips IYKWIM.
>> No. 16165 Anonymous
20th October 2018
Saturday 6:01 pm
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I had one teacher I fancied, a lot. Redhead, no older than mid twenties, always wore tight black clothes. We got on very well.

As an adult looking back, I'm pretty sure she was open to the idea of shagging a student. Even though I was shagging a fair few girls my age at the time, I was still a naive teenage and didn't pick up on the fact that she'd comment on the reputation I had with the girls, what I was wearing, how I'd obviously started going to the gym, she even said something vaguely snide about a girlfriend once; things like that.

I would fully have understood the intention behind such comments from a girl my age, but I suppose for whatever reason I just ignored it coming from a teacher as I just assumed that no 'adult' would be interested in some edgy seventeen year old.

Maybe it's just my memories being exaggerated now and I'm wrong, but the more stories like this I read the more I think, maybe not.

I'm sure it's for the best I didn't shag her but it would have been great, wouldn't it? If you're reading this, Miss Hallat, give us a ring, I'm legal now, if that doesn't ruin it for you.
>> No. 16182 Anonymous
22nd October 2018
Monday 9:00 pm
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The youngest and most beautiful of my teachers was 54 years old and with the same curves (and smell) of a long dead beached whale. I think it has fucked up my sexual development.
>> No. 16183 Anonymous
22nd October 2018
Monday 9:56 pm
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I'd stick my dick in her blow hole IYKWIM.
>> No. 16316 Anonymous
1st November 2018
Thursday 10:28 pm
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I think it's just the blouse and coat that make her look older.

When I was starting out in the job world after uni, my senior coworkers at my first job, although only a good five to ten years older than me, really looked very old to me in their suit and tie they wore every day. About six months later when we all met in casual wear for a company picnic on a spring weekend, they really actually didn't look so old anymore while we were all kicking a ball around in shorts and T-shirt.

Formal wear can really add some years to your appearance. Just take a good look at your own pictures for comparison.

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