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>> No. 23522 Anonymous
2nd April 2020
Thursday 1:21 pm
23522 Goodnight sweet prince
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-52136768
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>> No. 23524 Anonymous
2nd April 2020
Thursday 1:22 pm
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Covid-19 is officially no longer funny.
>> No. 23526 Anonymous
2nd April 2020
Thursday 1:32 pm
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>>23524
He might have died anyway. Its not really clear if people are dying with coronavirus or from coronavirus.

If someone dies from an unrelated heart attack but it turns out they had coronavirus should that count as a coronavirus death?
>> No. 23529 Anonymous
2nd April 2020
Thursday 1:49 pm
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>>23526
I'm not interested in your mental gymnastics. It's just not funny, okay?

We're all doomed.
>> No. 23530 Anonymous
2nd April 2020
Thursday 1:52 pm
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>>23529
It's not mental gymnastics. Someone having coronavirus at the time of death doesn't necessarily mean they died because of coronavirus.
>> No. 23532 Anonymous
2nd April 2020
Thursday 1:55 pm
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>>23530
Covid-19👏is👏not👏funny.
>> No. 23533 Anonymous
2nd April 2020
Thursday 2:04 pm
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I guess we're gonna need a mega thread for dead celebrities in the next few months.
>> No. 23534 Anonymous
2nd April 2020
Thursday 3:20 pm
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>>23533

Whatever happened to the Rotten Dead Pool?

rottendeadpool.com is offline, and trying to access its parent site rotten.com, I just get a timeout error.
>> No. 23545 Anonymous
2nd April 2020
Thursday 4:34 pm
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>>23534
It went offline.
>> No. 23579 Anonymous
3rd April 2020
Friday 12:55 pm
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>>23545

Yes, but maybe a Corona Dead Pool would be a way to pass the time during lockdown. And make some money, in these times of sudden record unemployment.
>> No. 23600 Anonymous
3rd April 2020
Friday 3:26 pm
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>Eddie Large

Another victim of nominative determinism, I see.
>> No. 23640 Anonymous
5th April 2020
Sunday 3:00 am
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>>23533

Marianne Faithfull seems to be circling the drain.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8188119/Marianne-Faithfull-74-hospital-treated-coronavirus.html
>> No. 23653 Anonymous
5th April 2020
Sunday 12:20 pm
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>>23640

Christ, I'd forgotten how ridiculously beautiful she was in her prime.
>> No. 23659 Anonymous
5th April 2020
Sunday 1:49 pm
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>>23653

That must have been way before she started hoovering up cocaine.
>> No. 23681 Anonymous
5th April 2020
Sunday 5:21 pm
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>>23640
This is going to take a lot of past celebs.
>> No. 23696 Anonymous
5th April 2020
Sunday 9:38 pm
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All those poor widowlets.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-52173794
>> No. 23706 Anonymous
5th April 2020
Sunday 10:29 pm
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It's somewhat safe saying that this is officially now the .gs coronavirus celebrity death threat thread.
>> No. 23733 Anonymous
6th April 2020
Monday 10:27 am
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>>23706
And we kicked it off with Eddie Large? Fucksake.
>> No. 23755 Anonymous
6th April 2020
Monday 5:24 pm
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>>23733
Look on the bright side, I've never heard any rumours he is a filthy paedo. Give it time I guess.
>> No. 23762 Anonymous
6th April 2020
Monday 8:02 pm
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Honor is a Goner.
>> No. 23771 Anonymous
6th April 2020
Monday 9:47 pm
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https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/lee-fierro-dies-aged-91-21819093

>Lee Fierro has died from complications of coronavirus at the age of 91.

>She was an actress that played a memorable role in the iconic shark horror movie Jaws, in 1975.


She was still alive? She looked ancient already in that scene in Jaws.
>> No. 23772 Anonymous
6th April 2020
Monday 10:15 pm
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>>23771
Some people look old before their time. Maggie Smith doesn't appear to have aged much in the past thirty years because she could have passed for being in her seventies when she was in her fifties.
>> No. 23776 Anonymous
6th April 2020
Monday 10:43 pm
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>>23772

Just saying, my nan looked like that when she was 70.
>> No. 23796 Anonymous
7th April 2020
Tuesday 1:19 am
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Rest in peace you fiancee-beating, child-abandoning cunt.
>> No. 23802 Anonymous
7th April 2020
Tuesday 1:34 am
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>>23796
As much as I dislike the man, I don't wish him dead. That's a bit too edgy for even our resident teenlad,
>> No. 23803 Anonymous
7th April 2020
Tuesday 1:36 am
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>>23802
I agree but also I'm not going to lose any sleep over it.
>> No. 23804 Anonymous
7th April 2020
Tuesday 1:41 am
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>>23802

I don't wish him dead because death in office will galvanise him as the hero of Britain when really all he did was manage to kill a load of pensioners through inaction.
>> No. 23805 Anonymous
7th April 2020
Tuesday 1:46 am
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>>23804
You're confusing him with Theresa May.
>> No. 23806 Anonymous
7th April 2020
Tuesday 1:47 am
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>>23803
Fair. I don't imagine I will either, it just feels a bit... well, inhumane to cheer his almost certainly painful death (should that occur).
>> No. 23807 Anonymous
7th April 2020
Tuesday 1:50 am
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Did somebody call the joke police?
>> No. 23808 Anonymous
7th April 2020
Tuesday 1:51 am
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>>23806
You know when people go "Boris isn't actually that bad. He's happy to go along with the Tory genocide of the poor and infirm that's been underway since 2010 but he wouldn't have actually initiated it himself." ? Well this is the same thing.
>> No. 23809 Anonymous
7th April 2020
Tuesday 1:58 am
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>>23807
Where is the punchline in the sentiment "I hope this cunt dies"? It just sounds like someone trying to be edgy. I doubt he'll be missed, but actively cheering a man's death is morally subterranean.

Of course, I was merely pretending to be outraged. Check mate.
>> No. 23810 Anonymous
7th April 2020
Tuesday 2:03 am
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>>23809

Hoping someone dies is not necessarily morally bankrupt, it depends on your reasoning. If it's "I hope he dies because I wanted Jezza to be PM" then you're a cunt, if its "I hope he dies as retribution for the pain and suffering he has caused" then you're still a cunt, but morally grey at least.

I just don't like his hair.
>> No. 23811 Anonymous
7th April 2020
Tuesday 2:03 am
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>>23809
>I doubt he'll be missed, but actively cheering a man's death is morally subterranean.

Fuck off. He has killed hundreds of thousands, or even millions of people. May he burn in hell.
>> No. 23812 Anonymous
7th April 2020
Tuesday 2:09 am
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>>23811
So did Churchill.
>> No. 23813 Anonymous
7th April 2020
Tuesday 2:10 am
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>>23809
I don't subscribe to your idea that a joke requires a punchline and literally nobody said that until you provoked them with your the shipping forecast.
>> No. 23815 Anonymous
7th April 2020
Tuesday 2:21 am
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>>23813
A joke requires that it fit some theme though, through which the intent of the author is communicated in a manner which is and understood and makes its target audience laugh. Unless the joke was for an audience of one, the author, in which case why feel the need to share it?

Who was the target audience for a "joke" which is merely a vitriolic rant about someone's hope that a man dies a painful and needless death? In all my experience of stand up, it's not a theme that often, if ever, gets performed on stage.
>> No. 23816 Anonymous
7th April 2020
Tuesday 2:33 am
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>>23812

I'm glad he's dead too, what's your point?
>> No. 23817 Anonymous
7th April 2020
Tuesday 2:34 am
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>>23815

You're thinking about jokes as a medium rather than a concept.

Also no tory death is needless.
>> No. 23818 Anonymous
7th April 2020
Tuesday 2:37 am
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>>23816
The point is you seem to be confusing Boris with Teresa May and David Cameron, unless you're blaming Boris for what is clearly the fault of 5G and GM crops.
>> No. 23820 Anonymous
7th April 2020
Tuesday 4:33 am
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>>23818

>unless you're blaming Boris for what is clearly the fault of 5G and GM crops.

He still let the 5G happen innit.
>> No. 23843 Anonymous
7th April 2020
Tuesday 1:46 pm
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>>23809
The "punchline" is that it's not what you're supposed to say. The setup is the standard social norm of not speaking ill of the dying.
>actively cheering a man's death is morally subterranean.
Everyone says this when it's a man they think is basically innocent. It's not a position I'm fond of - everyone has a few Hitler's that they're glad died. Johnson isn't one of mine, but It's been fun watching - say - Hartley-Brewer go off about how bad it is to celebrate a man's death, then turn around and go "Yes, of course I stand by my tweets celebrating the death of Fidel Castro. He was a bad man."
>> No. 23844 Anonymous
7th April 2020
Tuesday 2:05 pm
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>>23820 He still let the 5G happen innit.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-52198946
Anyone got a copy of that? Sounds pretty special.
>> No. 23845 Anonymous
7th April 2020
Tuesday 2:12 pm
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>>23843
Her being an insufferable hypocrite is besides the point. Boris is incompetent as a leader and merely a useful instrument for the lobby groups who steer govt policy to ensure a political environment where they flourish.

The systematic attacks on the poor in the last 10 years came from the like of IDS, Teresa May, George Osborne and Fuckwit Hammond. Boris could well be the Priminister that killed a million people by not looking down the country, and many people will be glad he is dead, but we're not there yet.

But if he does die, all the cabinet ministers he was instructed to raise to prominence in the Govt will be and charge and the corporate cronies will be running the country. I'd rather fucking Gove in charge than Raab.
>> No. 23849 Anonymous
7th April 2020
Tuesday 2:40 pm
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>>23844
Pretty shystie for the Beeb not to even mention who was interviewing him.

Not sure if they've reupped yet or whether you'll have to create an account to watch.

https://londonreal.tv/the-coronavirus-conspiracy-how-covid-19-will-seize-your-rights-destroy-our-economy-david-icke/
>> No. 23850 Anonymous
7th April 2020
Tuesday 3:01 pm
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>>23849 There's a wetransfer link in amongst the batshit comments.
https://wetransfer.com/downloads/f9d9173fe1383c42e3735aaf214929eb20200407124446/3098a6
I liked this one:
"Dude are you kidding me? It's proven that 5g has many health issue u tard. Now i don't think the virus is fake. Theres deff a real sars2. But i see the point he was making that everyone is being classified with the virus n the test comes up positive for many coronavirus's. But you are stupid if you think the 5g towers don't hurt ppl. It's been proven u jackass. So before u say stupid shit like that, do your fucking research."
>> No. 23851 Anonymous
7th April 2020
Tuesday 3:09 pm
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What if I wish him dead because it seems evident that if he survives he'll continue to cause the death and suffering of others? No revenge, no lob-on for Corbyn, just pure ethical utility.
>> No. 23852 Anonymous
7th April 2020
Tuesday 3:10 pm
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>>23851
Couldn't you wish for him to exit government without dying?
>> No. 23853 Anonymous
7th April 2020
Tuesday 3:15 pm
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>>23852

But we know that won't happen.
>> No. 23854 Anonymous
7th April 2020
Tuesday 3:23 pm
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>>23850

>"Dude are you kidding me?

Many great Internet posts start with a sentence like that.
>> No. 23855 Anonymous
7th April 2020
Tuesday 3:34 pm
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>>23850 well, it's downloaded and seems to be what it promised - 2.5 hours of Are Icke being interviewed.
>> No. 23856 Anonymous
7th April 2020
Tuesday 3:42 pm
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>>23852

The only good Tory is a dead Tory.

Fuck off back to clapping for are postmen or whatever it is now.
>> No. 23857 Anonymous
7th April 2020
Tuesday 4:10 pm
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>>23852
I could but as the other poster says, that's currently a lot less likely to happen. Either way, my "wishing" has no impact on what will actually happen so it's not really a moral problem issue. We can debate whether or not actually killing him would be a moral act; thoughts and prayers are moot.
>> No. 23858 Anonymous
7th April 2020
Tuesday 4:18 pm
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>>23856

If it was up to me your type would still be working in my family's mill or choking down a mine somewhere you loathesome oik.
>> No. 23859 Anonymous
7th April 2020
Tuesday 4:31 pm
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>>23856
You misspelled "commie" m7.
>> No. 23861 Anonymous
7th April 2020
Tuesday 4:38 pm
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>>23858

Thankfully, it's not up to you, but it has been up to your type for the past 30-odd years. And your type sold all the mills and coal mines my family would have been working in, didn't they.

Broken Britain is your responsibility. You've been dumping shit out of your own living room window for the last 30 years, and for some reason you think the resulting pile of fetid human excrement stinking up your garden is the bloke across the street's fault.
>> No. 23862 Anonymous
7th April 2020
Tuesday 4:44 pm
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>>23861
Well the bloke across the street gets paid to clean it up, ever since the mine closed. I'm a JOB CREATOR unlike you, you feckless cretin. Good money he gets as it happens, bloody ungrateful.

If it wasn't for me he wouldn't even have a job.
>> No. 23865 Anonymous
7th April 2020
Tuesday 5:38 pm
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>>23861

Two edits of a bland response to a blatant shitpost and you still can't get the punctuation right. Is it steam from your ears or is a coal mine a bit above your station?

>>23862

Binmen are doing better than the self employed right now, with their fancy overalls and big bastard lorry. All I have is shit to dump out of my living room window and memories of all the mills my dad sold.
>> No. 23876 Anonymous
7th April 2020
Tuesday 9:04 pm
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>>23865

You can't count, and there's nothing wrong with the punctuation. Are public schools worse than the comprehensives or is all the inbreeding just making you stupid?
>> No. 23877 Anonymous
7th April 2020
Tuesday 9:08 pm
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>>23876

Glad to see you at least used a question mark this time. Jolly good old chap. Pip pip.
>> No. 23878 Anonymous
7th April 2020
Tuesday 9:11 pm
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>>23877

You only use question marks when you're asking an actual question though, don't you, you spacker.

See?
>> No. 23879 Anonymous
7th April 2020
Tuesday 9:18 pm
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>>23878
> Thankfully, it's not up to you, but it has been up to your type for the past 30-odd years. And your type sold all the mills and coal mines my family would have been working in, didn't they.

You obviously didn't realise you asked a question, did you?.
>> No. 23884 Anonymous
7th April 2020
Tuesday 10:59 pm
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ITZ!!!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_deaths_from_the_2019%E2%80%9320_coronavirus_pandemic

So far though, it's predominantly also-rans on that list, i.e. people you've likely never really heard of before.
>> No. 23885 Anonymous
7th April 2020
Tuesday 11:29 pm
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>>23879

Not that guy, but you obviously didn't realise rhetorical questions do not need to be punctuated with a question mark.

Though I can tell by your last reply that punctuation isn't your forte.
>> No. 23886 Anonymous
7th April 2020
Tuesday 11:35 pm
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>>23879

Poor quality posho education and inbreeding it is then.
>> No. 23887 Anonymous
7th April 2020
Tuesday 11:36 pm
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>>23884

Just found out that Bucky Pizzarelli has died. He was 94 so it's hardly unexpected, but it's always a shitter when one of the legends dies.


>> No. 23888 Anonymous
7th April 2020
Tuesday 11:49 pm
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>>23885
> Not that guy, but you obviously didn't realise rhetorical questions do not need to be punctuated with a question mark.

Apparently it's optional. I live and learn.
>> No. 23889 Anonymous
8th April 2020
Wednesday 4:41 am
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>>23887

John Prine has snuffed it too. Bugger.


>> No. 24027 Anonymous
12th April 2020
Sunday 10:59 am
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RIP ARE STIRLING.
>> No. 24031 Anonymous
12th April 2020
Sunday 1:20 pm
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Tim Brooke Taylor now too.
>> No. 24032 Anonymous
12th April 2020
Sunday 1:34 pm
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>>24031
I came here to post the same - terrible news.
>> No. 24036 Anonymous
13th April 2020
Monday 2:47 am
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>>24032
It's not very goodie news, I'll grant you that.
>> No. 24047 Anonymous
13th April 2020
Monday 2:06 pm
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>>24027

It appears this one can't be chalked up to the coronavirus though. Wikipedia says he died after "a long illness".
>> No. 24082 Anonymous
14th April 2020
Tuesday 2:21 pm
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John Conway, renowned mathematician and inventor of the Game Of Life, has been taken in the US. Was actually a scouser.
>> No. 24654 Anonymous
5th May 2020
Tuesday 5:59 pm
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>>24082
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2015/jul/23/john-horton-conway-the-most-charismatic-mathematician-in-the-world

Really great article on him.
>> No. 24656 Anonymous
5th May 2020
Tuesday 6:18 pm
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Sam Lloyd passed. Always loved his stuff.
>> No. 24739 Anonymous
9th May 2020
Saturday 11:30 am
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https://edition.cnn.com/2020/05/08/us/roy-horn-of-siegfried-and-roy-dies/index.html

>Roy Horn, one-half of the popular Las Vegas animal and magic act Siegfried and Roy, died Friday of complications from the coronavirus, according to his publicist. He was 75.
>> No. 24740 Anonymous
9th May 2020
Saturday 12:58 pm
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>>24739

If it was one of Penn and Teller I might care.

If Teller got it, how would he tell us?
>> No. 24741 Anonymous
9th May 2020
Saturday 1:46 pm
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>>24740


He would let his partner pen(n) a press release.






Self sage for less than mildly funny pun.

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