Because it is soy milk. Foul muck.

Our house is entirely soya milk. You're right about pouring it into hot coffee, though, it will curdle and go particularly disgusting. You can heat it up and make hot chocolate/coffee with that, or you can wait a little while 'til the coffee cools down, but I know of no other solution.

I drink mine black, anyway.

Just drink real milk like God intended.

>>2541
Because "God" intended us to drink the lactate from an artificially inseminated ruminant.

>>2542

I get all my milk from my wife's tits. Looks like you're the fool now.

>>2545

>>2552

Comes in bags at Waitrose, too.

>>2552

In Aldi, you pay for your bags.

>>2553
>>2554

My powers of deduction thus lead me to believe that Waitrose IS Canada

>>2545
I have no moral problem with that idea. It is the only milk humans should drink.

_{I am still retching at the thought though}

I'm making iced coffe with soymilk and it doesn't curdle. Could be the heat in combination with the pH value of the coffee. Try to mix instant coffee (the simple, freeze dried one without any sugar or added flavours) with about 0.2l hot water. After it dissolved, add another 0.5l cold water, ice, sweetener and 0.3l soymilk.
This is actually based on a greek recipe, they use milk of course.

>>3852
Iced coffee is pig disgusting though.

>>2558

I do believe it is natural for us to be weaned off milk at the appropriate time, and to not want to continue it after that. We only got used to drinking cow's milk relatively recently, and it is only the majority of us strange westerners that do not become lactose intolerant during infancy. We are not meant to be drinking any sort of milk past childhood.