You call that toast? Sort your life out lad.

I have those plates! I'm not sure what the ultra-yellow shit is though o.0.

>>3051 I didn't fancy toast, if you've got a problem with that take it to.. well I guess you did, fact is though mate, I never said it was toast, it is 2 halved white rolls, splashed with garlic butter that was used to fry the frankfurters.

>>3052 soft scrambled eggs. none of that 1990's bounces off the floor crap.

>>3053

Ah, I see. Well, it certainly looks /nom/ - but '80s microwaves did a lot for scrambled eggs and us single mothers ;)

I also have that sock; *sniffs*.

So what's the technical difference between "cracked" black pepper and regular? Is this just a new poncy way of saying you ground it out of the old pepper mill?

>>3057
"Cracked" implies very coarse ground.

Op here, i spent the next 24 hours in bed with a migraine after eating this and only managed to eat about a quarter of an apple. It was not good, I am not blaming the eggs however, I think I may have a garlic allergy. Damnit.

>>3076
They're clearly undercooked, you fool. You've gone and given yourself semolina.

>>3092
Damn, I quite fancy some semolina now.