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>> No. 84732 Anonymous
8th January 2019
Tuesday 11:44 pm
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There isn't a single Trump quote that you can't find a corresponding Zapp Brannigan image that fits it perfectly.
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>> No. 84733 Anonymous
9th January 2019
Wednesday 12:03 am
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>>84732
Politics is fucked.

Also, who is this prick?
>> No. 84734 Anonymous
9th January 2019
Wednesday 12:14 am
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>>84733
No idea, m8.
>> No. 84735 Anonymous
9th January 2019
Wednesday 12:44 am
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>> No. 84736 Anonymous
9th January 2019
Wednesday 2:06 am
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>> No. 84737 Anonymous
10th January 2019
Thursday 12:05 pm
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This is too easy.
>> No. 84738 Anonymous
10th January 2019
Thursday 1:31 pm
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>>84737
Only this one and the OP work in my opinion. They're very funny.
>> No. 84739 Anonymous
10th January 2019
Thursday 4:03 pm
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>>84737
I fucking love how obsessed he is with his hands, he's Jack Kelly (ASIP) if he became president. He got called a "short-fingered vulgarian" 12 times in 8 years by the same magazine back in the late 80's and into the 90's, including once reprinting a correction from the Stanford student newspaper, which had written the phrase as "short-fingered Bulgarian" and had to apologise for insulting Bulgarians. In response, Trump kept sending them letters.

The guy who made the phrase up to describe Trump said he was still getting letters from him in 2016: "There is always a photo of him — generally a tear sheet from a magazine. On all of them he has circled his hand in gold Sharpie in a valiant effort to highlight the length of his fingers."

It's mental.
>> No. 84740 Anonymous
10th January 2019
Thursday 5:04 pm
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>>84739
The President doth protest too much.
>> No. 84741 Anonymous
15th January 2019
Tuesday 2:50 am
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This is completely normal behaviour!
>> No. 84742 Anonymous
15th January 2019
Tuesday 3:35 am
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>>84741
I would love a McDonalds right now this second.
>> No. 84750 Anonymous
15th January 2019
Tuesday 7:59 pm
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>>84741
"Make sure you get my hands in. I'm president!"
>> No. 84751 Anonymous
15th January 2019
Tuesday 8:01 pm
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>>84741

His clothes don't even fit.

How the fuck can you be president and not even get your clothes fitted? I'm a fucking nobody and still manage to get my arse to a seamstress whenever I buy a nice shirt.
>> No. 84752 Anonymous
15th January 2019
Tuesday 8:06 pm
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>>84741
It is a fantastic photograph though. It will end up being an emblem for him in the future, among many.
>> No. 84773 Anonymous
16th January 2019
Wednesday 3:21 am
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>>84751

It is so his figure looks straight rather than a big round blob. It is also why he is wearing his coat inside.
>> No. 84774 Anonymous
16th January 2019
Wednesday 3:49 am
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This one is my favourite.
>> No. 84778 Anonymous
16th January 2019
Wednesday 7:44 am
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>>84751
>How the fuck can you be president and not even get your clothes fitted?
Due to the shutdown his care workers are on furlough.
>> No. 84800 Anonymous
17th January 2019
Thursday 11:14 pm
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>>84774
"Yeah let's light the candles, make it look classy"
>> No. 84801 Anonymous
17th January 2019
Thursday 11:58 pm
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>>84800
It's like a film where a 10-year-old boy swaps brains with the president and has to bluff his way through hosting a function at the whitehouse. Meanwhile the sleazy property tycoon is selling his pokemon cards and working on a plan to swindle his kindly aunt and uncle out of the family home.
>> No. 84807 Anonymous
18th January 2019
Friday 1:39 pm
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>>84801
Vincent Adultman in the flesh.
>> No. 84815 Anonymous
22nd January 2019
Tuesday 1:26 am
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Absolutely fucking amazing. He's been getting his hands and stomach photoshopped in pictures: https://gizmodo.com/president-trump-posts-altered-photos-to-facebook-and-in-1831909849
>> No. 84816 Anonymous
22nd January 2019
Tuesday 2:02 am
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>>84801
I actually lol'd at this and it annoys me that if you'd posted it anywhere else on the Internet you'd have a hoard of people calling you names for making a flawless satirical observation.

Political satire is pretty much dead in America though, so comedians that aren't Dave Chapelle don't make jokes like that either. They pillory and attempt to undermine.
>> No. 84817 Anonymous
22nd January 2019
Tuesday 7:38 am
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>>84816

The problem with Trump (and to a lesser degree, other republicans) is that he's way beyond satire. What joke can you make about him that isn't just pointing out something mental he's already done, or reminds your audience that he might legitimately start a nuclear war because someone calls his hair stupid?
>> No. 84818 Anonymous
22nd January 2019
Tuesday 9:54 am
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>>84817

The part that I find incomprehensible is if you accept him as that much of a reckless walking joke why did so many people vote for him.
>> No. 84819 Anonymous
22nd January 2019
Tuesday 10:01 am
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>>84818

People are happy to vote for a lunatic as long as he's promising to keep the Mexicans out.
>> No. 84820 Anonymous
22nd January 2019
Tuesday 10:38 am
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>>84818
You know how they say some tribal voters will vote for a pig if it's wearing the right rosette?
>> No. 84821 Anonymous
22nd January 2019
Tuesday 11:10 am
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>>84818
Honestly I can see a case for voting for him if you're one of the people who've had pretty crap lives since the 80s. Half a gamble with long odds, half a chance to give the people who've had alright lives since the 1980s a wake-up call that something very wrong has been going on just outside their peripheral vision. Granted millions of them were also just people who always vote for Red team or even just blindly hated Clinton, but those people are less interesting and less risky to keep ignoring.
>> No. 84851 Anonymous
23rd January 2019
Wednesday 10:48 am
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>>84817
>he might legitimately start a nuclear war because someone calls his hair stupid?
Many people have called his hair stupid. They have said much worse. He hasn't launched any nukes yet.
So you are being ridiculous. Nobody can take you seriously.
>> No. 84854 Anonymous
23rd January 2019
Wednesday 1:40 pm
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>>84851

Okay mate. He literally threatened to nuke NK via Twitter. If all you can do is point out that my scenario (said tongue in cheek, but you knew that) is inaccurate, then well done, you win. I'm sure the lad is as stable as he claims.
>> No. 84855 Anonymous
23rd January 2019
Wednesday 1:44 pm
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>>84854
He managed to meet up with Kim, better than most Presidents have achieved.
>> No. 84856 Anonymous
23rd January 2019
Wednesday 1:54 pm
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>>84855

What a bizzare reality we've come to live in.
>> No. 84857 Anonymous
23rd January 2019
Wednesday 2:39 pm
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>>84856

That feels like the most believable part "only nixon could go to china" as they say.
>> No. 84858 Anonymous
23rd January 2019
Wednesday 2:42 pm
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>>84855
Probably because he loves dictators though.

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