>>1921

Go for the full-on Victorian style face fungus and you will be instantly recognised as a well-groomed and very masculine man.

>>1921

Beards are never socially acceptable.

>>1947

Not true.

>>1948

Great God in high boots - just look at these degenerates! How such men could profit outside the Navy is beyond the ken of any decent man.

>>1949
They're the union of village drunks.

>>1843

Just get your trousers hemmed or roll them up.

Would I be underestimating you to assume that you can find the right waist size with a leg that is too long, and you haven't considered just taking them somewhere to have them taken up? This will be very, very cheap to do.

>>1843

A lot of high street shops will have the option of alterations to clothes when you buy them. Getting them shortened is always cheap.

You should also look around for adverts for local seamstresses who usually offer to do alterations and replace linings on jackets and so on. Usually very cheap.

>>1940
If it's cheap and cheerful you want, I rate Hennes.

>>1940
You care about brands?

Shame on you.

>>1940

Go to charity shops.

>>1940

Depends what you want.

Main thing is for it to fit right for your frame. That usually makes it look best. You'd be surprised how many people ignore this or consider it to be of lower priority than other aspects of the garment.

>>1942
I didn't say anything about brands... and no, incidentally, I don't.

>>1933
Lovely.

>>1935

As your pic is only indirectly related I'm unsure as to whether you are fishing for pics of hot Tibetan and Bhutanese women or something else. Please be more specific and I will see what I can do.

>>1910

Wake up, 100 sit-ups in bed. Protein shake, jog one mile, weight-training, high-protein breckfohst, shower, studies, then work.

>>1937

Patrick Bateman?

If asleep in morning {
Get woken up by alarm, continue sleep for the next half hour while intermittently pressing snooze. Then, get sick of the alarm and just turn it off. Then I might lie in bed for the next ten minutes before grudgingly getting up, or fall back asleep.
If asleep 45 minutes later {
Get woken up by backup alarm, hurriedly wash face, brush teeth, spray some deodorant, and throw on whatever clothes come to hand, then gather belongings usually cursing due to quickly increasing likelihood of lateness before leaving the building still feeling half asleep.
}
}
else {
Keeping an eye on the time, stop whatever I'm doing on the computer to get ready.
}
Depending on time available, I might take a shower (about 50% chance) or just wash face, brush teeth and comb hair.

I don't shave very often, and usually not in the mornings if at all, so I'll either have shaved beforehand, or will be horrified by the state of my facial hair, unable to do anything about it in the time available.

About 10% chance that I'll have a wank, depending on time available and level of horniness.

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>>1904
No, the colours aren't bright.

>>1905

So what colours are they? I am still unsure whether to be intrigued of just stick with my original outrage...

>>1903

We are the mods, we are the mods, we are we are we are the mods.

>>1907

Spot on.

>>1906
Some of the colours are bright, but the ones I'm considering are not. At one point the bloke had many colours, but now I believe he restricts himself to these ones. I'm thinking 16 through 17R but I'd like to see some better pictures or have a sample sent first. The tailor, however, is in Thailand so this could get more complicated.

>>1907
>>1908
My mod thread is around here somewhere.

>>1894
Tweezers every time.

I have a similar problem with ear-hair. I've been thinking of getting one of these as trimming them with scissors often results in blood loss.

I actually quite enjoy grabbing hold of a rogue nose hair and yanking it right out at the root, the subsequent eye watering is a worthy trophy.

>>1896
I don't. As a child I read a story about a man who had a face living at the back of his mouth whom he in some way interacted with by pulling out his nose hairs. It's not a nice thought

>>1897
Tonsil Eye 'Tis by Paul Jennings?

>>1898
Prob'ly. I didn't like it at the time, anyhow.

>>1645
I prefer sticks, but had trouble finding them last time I went shopping so I'm on roll-ons for the time being.

>>1646

There's a Dove one in the ladies deodorants section that's pretty good. Doesn't smell of anything, and doesn't leave marks on dark coloured clothing. Cheap, lasts ages, and works really well. It's labelled "Dove Invisible Dry, anti white marks".

>>1820
Managed to find some now, Lynx Dry Action. Still got about a quarter of a roll-on left though; I've grown quite fond of it.

I haven't used soap or deodorant regularly for over 10 years.
On my occasional experiments with using it I find that I smell much worse over the course of a day than without it. All I use now is very hot water to clean; then talc; (and if I need to) a splash of cologne.
I don't really think that men should overly concern themselves with smelling of anything other than tobacco, fresh air and rutting.

>>1862
I'm against scents in general. My mum uses enough perfume to hurt the senses, and it rubs off on everything.
Even if it were bloody Effy from Skins it would be appalling.

>>1867
I'm going to hope you're young and have short hair, because otherwise enjoy your gnarled shitty metaller hair.

>>1884
You think long hair is shit whatever its quality? The only way your hair can be good if it's a buzzcut? I feel sorry for you son.

>>1886
None of the boys pictured have long hair, their hair is medium at best.

>>1887

The middle one would have medium if he was a girl, but despite everything I don't think he is, so it's long.

>>1886
Long hair will be shit if all you use is shampoo and a hairbrush. You may get some leeway for youth, hormones and that but it WILL end badly sooner rather than later

>>1869
Surely a decline in sexual activity is a good thing in an over-populated world? Maybe feminisation of men is an unconscious evolutionary response to this. It's certainly true that the previous century was dominated by masculinity. I see this as a natural flux in the state of human being.

>>1871
Glad to see the Frankfurt School is still on course.

>Maybe feminisation of men is an unconscious evolutionary response.

Next time, don't speak unless you have thoroughly and studiously thought about it. "An unconscious evolutionary response". Goodness fucking me. No wonder everything is fucked.

>>1873

Gloria Steinem.

>>1873

Frankfurt School you say? Do say more.

>>1881

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frankfurt_School

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cultural_Marxism

You get the idea.

>>1809
Blimey.

>>1808
Who said anything about rebellious teenagers? These fanboy costumes don't make one more of an individual. No-one's going to take you seriously if your idea of style is dressing as fictional characters.

>>1809
Fuck that you would look like a gaylord. A long coat can be just smart.

Risking sounding like a posho there, but get yourself an Aquascutum trench. Should be a proper one, like in the picture, but that costs around £1,000.
There are simpler models for half the price in their online store: http://store.aquascutum.co.uk/shoponline/ , but i would advise visiting their flagship store in 100 Regent St.
The service is fantastic there, and you'll get a practically bespoke fitting, plus you can actually see how the coat fits you and get it taken in, if necessary.
Also, do take a look at their Aquamacs - http://store.aquascutum.co.uk/shoponline/mens/aquamacs/
I bought one about a year ago, and it's the lightest, comfiest thing ever. If we're in for a rainy Spring, it's a good thing to have.
An Aquasctucum coat will serve you for ages, mind, so it's well worth the price. It's like a Barbour jacket, only not Sloany enough.

>>1861
ive got a 30 year old one of those, it was my dads but he was going to chuck it so I kept it

>>1817
I disagree

>>1729
Photoshop disaster.

Does nobody sometimes fin UGG's sexy.

The plain light brown ones and not the fake primark etc reproductions looks sexy with some over knee socks on a girl

>>1849
I agree, that's a sexy combination.

>>1849

Don't kid yourself, you just like the socks.

>>1839

Chav brand.
Go to a shop and buy something that looks like something everyone else wears.

>>1841
>Chav brand.


>.>

>>1841

Everyone else doesn't go up mountains.

Get a bog standard black woollen one from Next or something. Impossible to get it wrong.

>>1845

So buy one for the mountains and one for the street.

Form follows function.

You can't give me a proper answer, can you. I can wear summer trousers in winter and no-one would give two shits, would they.

>>1833
No, they would not.

>>1833

I don't think it's a fashion thing at all, as you have deftly cornered.

Some people might say 'linen in winter? How strange!' and your legs might get a bit cold but the fashion police won't say anything.

>>1824
Anything of that colour just looks odd in winter.
Look out your window, you'll generally see a gray sky and dark earthy tones which don't compliment summer attire.

People wear dark heavy clothes in winter for a reason. It wasn't just decided one day, that this was how it should be.

You certainly are not. I invested in a pair of long Johns a few months ago to keep my legs warm when I'm on the road at night (I'm a biker) and let me tell you, I have never been more snug while I'm on the road. I was so impressed by the results that I returned to Primark the next day (£3 a pair) and bought a pile. I have never looked back since.

I remember putting my longjohns on one time to sit around the house in, when it was particularly cold. The only bottoms I had out, however, were shorts. So I was sat around my house in a pair of longjohns and shorts. Probably the lowest point of my life.

Essential equipment for watching football in this weather, with a good overcoat and a flask of coffee.

>>1804

I may have to test this out next winter. To keep warm on my bike I cram 2 pairs of tracksuit bottoms under my textiles. Still get god damned cold.

These things are a god send. I used to have several pairs when I was a soldier. Not only did they keep me warm and toasty I was also able to kneel down in stinging nettles which believe you and me was handy at the time.