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>> No. 5394 Anonymous
20th March 2016
Sunday 10:00 pm
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Can you fa.gs recommend me an electronic shaver?
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>> No. 5611 Anonymous
27th August 2016
Saturday 9:08 pm
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I still have residual stubble with a safety razor no matter how many passes I do. Is it because I don't go against the grain?
>> No. 5612 Anonymous
27th August 2016
Saturday 9:19 pm
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Some razors are quite mild and won't give a very close shave without an against-the-grain pass. If you have coarse stubble, you'll probably need an against-the-grain or across-the-grain pass with most razors. A super-aggressive razor like the Muhle R41 will give a very close shave in a single pass, but they'll rip your face to bits if you don't know what you're doing.
>> No. 5746 Anonymous
8th November 2017
Wednesday 9:54 am
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I'm sick of wet shaving. I think I'll buy the Aldi shaver. Is this a bad idea?

>> No. 5747 Anonymous
8th November 2017
Wednesday 12:26 pm
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The Aldi hair clipper I bought was unsatisfying. Technically worked, took ages. Relegated to spare of last resort, with a proper one bought for thrice the price.
>> No. 5779 Anonymous
8th July 2018
Sunday 6:13 pm
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Can I pick these up anywhere on the high street?

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>> No. 5771 Anonymous
3rd May 2018
Thursday 5:35 pm
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Hey skincare lads, what's the best way to get rid of under eye bags that doesn't involve living a healthy lifestyle and spending time outdoors?
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>> No. 5774 Anonymous
3rd May 2018
Thursday 5:59 pm
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>> No. 5775 Anonymous
3rd May 2018
Thursday 6:04 pm
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Arabian Goggles.
>> No. 5776 Anonymous
3rd May 2018
Thursday 6:11 pm
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Witch hazel. If your eye bags are saggy and wrinkly rather than puffy, moisturise regularly.
>> No. 5777 Anonymous
3rd May 2018
Thursday 8:03 pm
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Sleep, steam rooms or Clinique.
>> No. 5778 Anonymous
3rd May 2018
Thursday 8:11 pm
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Jogggg on, you crazzzzzy diamond... doo doo dooo...

>> No. 5768 Anonymous
31st March 2018
Saturday 9:59 am
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I'm guessing it's a sign of getting older, but I keep sprouting patches of hair on my body. On my shoulders, my upper arms, my back. If it was all over then that would be fine, but it's just the odd patch here and there.

What's the best way to get rid of them? Something like Veet? I'd imagine a razor would be a bit of a pain in the arse to keep on top of.
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>> No. 5769 Anonymous
31st March 2018
Saturday 10:06 am
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IPL will remove it permanently in most cases. It'll cost you about £50 for six sessions via Groupon.
>> No. 5770 Anonymous
31st March 2018
Saturday 1:28 pm
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I've been strictly in bear territory since I was in my early 20s, but the shoulder hair only started in the last couple of years. I just shave it whenever I'm in the bath.

Baths are great things for keeping on top of all that. I use it to relax, then trim and shave everything that needs done and cut my finger and toenails. Then a quick shower, wash your hair, you've killed 2 hours on a Sunday afternoon. It's a nice little ritual.

>> No. 5763 Anonymous
26th March 2018
Monday 8:31 pm
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I've been using this for a couple of years and been largely satisfied by it. Lately it's been giving me a burning sensation in my pits.

Can you recommend me a roll-on, preferably one less likely to cause irritation. Don't care if it is a perspirant either.
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>> No. 5764 Anonymous
26th March 2018
Monday 9:06 pm
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I have sensitive skin and a raft of allergies, but Dove Men+Care roll-on seems fine. Unlike a lot of antiperspirants I've tried, it doesn't leave claggy stains on my undershirts.
>> No. 5765 Anonymous
26th March 2018
Monday 9:16 pm
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+1 Dove is good for that.
>> No. 5766 Anonymous
26th March 2018
Monday 9:17 pm
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Mitchum advanced might be worth a try too.
Otherwise dove as the lad above said, and sanex both have versions for sensitive skin.
>> No. 5767 Anonymous
26th March 2018
Monday 10:45 pm
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I use Mitchum, it's very good. Never stink.

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>> No. 5641 Anonymous
21st September 2016
Wednesday 10:24 pm
5641 Hair loss and what to do
Since hitting my mid-twenties, my hair on top is thinning, which I'm pretty sure is male pattern hair loss. Seems to me there must be plenty of poofs that've gone through this so I thought I'd ask for some advice.

I'm not really that upset about it, I did use finasteride for 4 weeks but there doesn't seem to have been an improvement. So I'm ready to just suck it up and accept the loss.

What I'm unsure about now is how to carry it. Asking for my normal haircut, which I've had for about a decade, is no longer possible. Are there people I could rely on to advise me on how best I should carry it? E.g. full slaphead, number 3 all over, etc. I just don't trust myself to make a good call and once you commit to a drastic haircut like that, you live with the consequences a bit.
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>> No. 5758 Anonymous
25th March 2018
Sunday 1:21 pm
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Shave and be proud of getting old. I have one of these, it cuts the closest of all of them.
>> No. 5759 Anonymous
25th March 2018
Sunday 4:09 pm
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>Shave and be proud

I have no qualms with that, to be fair.

Appreciate the shaver recommendation, but would you happen to know the best battery powered one? I'm an international businessman you know.
>> No. 5760 Anonymous
25th March 2018
Sunday 7:51 pm
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>best battery powered one

Never seen a good one. You actually need quite a lot of power to get a good head shave, when it is short it is stubbly and beardy and you need a perfect cut else it a) hurts and b) looks terrible. The baldfader is the best out there.

You can try razoring it too for a really close shave, but it takes a while to make it look good, a bit too long for me in the shower in the morning, so I use the baldfader on grade 0 twice a week, with grade 1 for the beard - it comes with all the attachments and doo-dahs. Use the razor for dates/interviews..
>> No. 5761 Anonymous
25th March 2018
Sunday 8:25 pm
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>I'm an international businessman don't you know
>> No. 5762 Anonymous
26th March 2018
Monday 7:06 am
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>You actually need quite a lot of power to get a good head shave

Fair play. I've done a grade 0 on a generic battery powered one before, and it's alright but it's definitely a bit 'fuzzy'.

I'll get one, they're cheap enough too. There's a hilarious review of it on amazon, a bloke has posted three pictures of his head with a few tiny red splotches, and has complained in all caps about how it's nearly killed him. The shave looks great though.

>> No. 5751 Anonymous
8th February 2018
Thursday 5:18 pm
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I've lifted weights for about 8 years. I'm tired of off the rack suits and want to invest in something that'll last me a good few weddings, interviews and funerals.

I've been told a good bespoke suit will cost about £600. Is this right? Where would you lads recommend I go?
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>> No. 5752 Anonymous
8th February 2018
Thursday 5:44 pm
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To a tailor, preferably multiple tailors, for a quote. You've not bothered your arse to give us an area so how can we recommend a place? Slaters don't make custom stuff, so you'll have to google it. It's not like there is convenient chain of tailors you can pop in and have a chat with, it's a high-end luxury market where only the very, very skilled survive as they are the only people who can justify charging more than an off-the-rack Lambretta suit that cost £200 and fits fine for most people's needs.
>> No. 5753 Anonymous
8th February 2018
Thursday 6:07 pm
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Genuine bespoke will cost you £2,000 minimum. £600 will get you something made-to-measure from the far east. A local tailor will take your measurements, your suit will be made up in some foreign sweatshop, then a couple of months later you'll have a final fitting and the option of minor alterations. Several high-street brands offer a made-to-measure service including Reiss and Massimo Dutti.
>> No. 5754 Anonymous
8th February 2018
Thursday 6:29 pm
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I live in South Wales. It's a shame that there doesn't seem to be any local tailors around like in my granddad's day.

>Genuine bespoke will cost you £2,000 minimum.

Aye, fuck that. Alterations to off-the-rack suits don't really cut it (I've tried). A made-to-measure will solve my problem just fine.

>Several high-street brands offer a made-to-measure service including Reiss and Massimo Dutti.

Great. Any of you lads have personal experience of using a made-to-measure service anywhere?
>> No. 5755 Anonymous
8th February 2018
Thursday 7:00 pm
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We used to have a good guide to buying suits from a few people who were knowledgeable in the area.

I've skimmed the catalogue and found >>4711 but I'm sure we had more than this.
>> No. 5756 Anonymous
9th February 2018
Friday 11:38 am
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These are in Cardiff.


I can't speak for how good they are, but I'm also looking for a suit and was thinking of giving them a go.

"2 piece suit £699.99

3 piece suit £849.99"


>> No. 5748 Anonymous
7th December 2017
Thursday 11:53 pm
5748 Beard maintenance?
I've had a short beard for a decade or so but I've never given much thought to maintenance. Since I've been growing it out I've started realising I should probably be more aware, but most of the stuff I read online seems to want to sell me something rather than be helpful and informative.

Beard brushes? Beard oil/wax/whatever? Are these just marketing gimmicks? Any other advice?
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>> No. 5749 Anonymous
8th December 2017
Friday 7:55 am
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I will just put a bit of shampoo and conditioner in my beard the same time as washing my hair. I also just use a normal comb to brush through a few drops of this stuff, once my beeard has dried. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Bulldog-Original-Beard-Oil-30/dp/B01M1A2498 .
>> No. 5750 Anonymous
9th December 2017
Saturday 3:31 pm
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If your beard is puffy, a bit of beard oil really helps to just settle it down and stop you looking like a tramp. Beard shampoo and moisturiser doesn't seem to do much in my opinion.

>> No. 5718 Anonymous
13th June 2017
Tuesday 1:59 pm
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I'm looking for some decent but not too expensive aftershaves.

Wilko are selling Brut for £2.50 but is it old fashioned?
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>> No. 5730 Anonymous
14th June 2017
Wednesday 6:46 pm
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Personally I always go with Joop! Homme but I'd trust anything under the brand. The ladies certainly seem to like it without it being the aftershave equivalent of Lynx Africa.

Sage ticked because OP has already gone out and bought some but I still want to add my voice to the choir for any lads looking in future.
>> No. 5731 Anonymous
14th June 2017
Wednesday 8:13 pm
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While you're there, see if they've got any Denim.

>> No. 5740 Anonymous
10th July 2017
Monday 7:28 pm
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>> No. 5741 Anonymous
10th July 2017
Monday 10:10 pm
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Old spice
>> No. 5742 Anonymous
23rd July 2017
Sunday 11:19 pm
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Thanks, grandad.

>> No. 5705 Anonymous
14th April 2017
Friday 9:52 pm
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Anyone recommend some breathable smart shoes?

It's so my feet don't end up in a sweaty mess at day's end.
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>> No. 5732 Anonymous
30th June 2017
Friday 8:02 pm
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Can you recommend any specific shoes or shops?

The only shoe shop (selling formal shoes) I know is Clarkes and their range is poo.
>> No. 5733 Anonymous
30th June 2017
Friday 8:30 pm
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What's your budget? The last pair of decent smart shoes I bought were about £80 from Harvey Nichols.
>> No. 5736 Anonymous
30th June 2017
Friday 9:26 pm
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If you use shoe polish on Crocs it looks leather.
>> No. 5737 Anonymous
30th June 2017
Friday 9:31 pm
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I spent around that on my last pair
>> No. 5739 Anonymous
1st July 2017
Saturday 3:56 pm
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So I suppose this would fit the bill right?


>> No. 5734 Anonymous
30th June 2017
Friday 8:36 pm
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Evening, lads.

Daft question, but how do I maintain my heard at a certain length? My beard trimmer only goes up to 18mm, which is shorter than I'm wanting but I don't know how else to maintain a neat and even look. I'm not got at this sort of thing.
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>> No. 5735 Anonymous
30th June 2017
Friday 9:02 pm
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Get a different beard trimmer? A lot of them have detachable heads so you can probably just buy a slightly longer blade protection thingy.
>> No. 5738 Anonymous
1st July 2017
Saturday 5:19 am
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Get it trimmed by a barber.

>> No. 5712 Anonymous
11th May 2017
Thursday 2:30 pm
5712 Cobblers!
I've gone and worn the heels right down on my Hush Puppies oxfords. At £150+ a pop for a shiny new pair is it worth getting them repaired and fixed up or should I bite the bullet and look around for a new pair?

They have rubber soles with a polished leather upper if that helps.

Pic unrelated. It's all I had.
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>> No. 5713 Anonymous
11th May 2017
Thursday 3:14 pm
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Pop down to your nearest Brantanos before they close for good. You might find something.
>> No. 5714 Anonymous
11th May 2017
Thursday 5:37 pm
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You couldn't press "ctrl+t" and type "shoe" into your browser? I find it hard to believe you wear clothes.
>> No. 5715 Anonymous
11th May 2017
Thursday 6:42 pm
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Last time I checked it's about £20-25 for new heels at Timpsons. If you can find an independent cobbler near you it might be a little cheaper.

As long as the uppers aren't falling apart, it's definitely worth it, you're doubling the life of the shoe.
>> No. 5716 Anonymous
12th May 2017
Friday 8:41 am
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Thanks lads. Apart from you, >>5714. You're a wrong 'un.
>> No. 5717 Anonymous
15th May 2017
Monday 11:23 am
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Plus one for Timpsons - they're actually very sound.

>> No. 5661 Anonymous
25th October 2016
Tuesday 8:25 pm
5661 Shower gel
I need to find a shower gel that gives me the squeaky clean feeling that soap bars do. It's annoying, but I have tested all these shower gels you find at the supermarket, and they all leave some oily film on my body. While people say that it is good, and "it's moisturising," I don't really care, I just want a cheap shower gel that will dry out my skin and make me feel squeaky clean.

Is that too much to ask?

Help me lads. Please.

I will test the one in the picture tomorrow.
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>> No. 5683 Anonymous
27th October 2016
Thursday 1:09 am
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How long does one of the 100g ones last?
>> No. 5685 Anonymous
27th October 2016
Thursday 8:45 pm
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Four showers/baths.
>> No. 5686 Anonymous
29th October 2016
Saturday 6:57 pm
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OP, I've been thinking about this over the past few days, and I think the correct answer to your question is that you've misunderstood the problem.

The "oily film" that you feel with a shower gel is not necessarily the result of any oils or moisturisers in the gel.
Ordinary soap (sodium tallowate/sodium stearate etc.), is very very bad at dealing with water hardness. Soap draws the calcium out of the water and forms soap scum. That "squeaky clean" or dry feeling you have after using soap is the film of soap scum left behind on your skin.

Modern shower gels have chealating agents added (commonly some variety of EDTA), this keeps the hardness dissolved in water, which leaves your skin feeling slick after it's cleaned. Even in the "sensitive" gels such as the Sanex which don't have a chelating agent in, the main sufactant (SLS) is much less affected by water hardness than a traditional soap, so it still gives more of an oily feeling than soap.

Try this experiment: Buy a pack of borax substitute. Dissolve a few teaspoons of it in a bowl of water, and then wring your hands in it. You should notice that the water feels weirdly slippery. It's not making your skin oily, it's because it's stopping any of the minerals in the water from sticking to your skin.
>> No. 5687 Anonymous
20th November 2016
Sunday 4:20 pm
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You are awesome. I tried your weird experiment and it was great. Never thought sticking my hand in slippery water would be so therapeutic.

I also went and checked the water hardness of the area I live in, and it is really bad. All in all, I guess you are right Chemistlad. I went back from using soaps to my cheap shower gels, since the slippery feel isn't me just being dirty.
>> No. 5688 Anonymous
21st November 2016
Monday 8:53 pm
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I love posts like this.

>> No. 5617 Anonymous
15th September 2016
Thursday 6:21 pm
5617 Outdoor hats.
I need a hat that I can wear both in the wilderness and when going for a cheeky outdoor pint.

I definitely don't want anything polyester or similar.
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>> No. 5635 Anonymous
16th September 2016
Friday 7:40 pm
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Neither of us did.
>> No. 5636 Anonymous
16th September 2016
Friday 10:23 pm
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A chanologist went over to Nepal for his Buddhist cult. He told everyone he met there to use britfa.gs.
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17th September 2016
Saturday 1:26 am
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>> No. 5638 Anonymous
17th September 2016
Saturday 9:37 am
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You too could look as dashing as this chap.
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17th September 2016
Saturday 12:07 pm
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No. He doesn't know the site exists, although he does know of his status as piemaster. He sent me a Timpsons apron and a signed pic of himself. I've not got a pic of the apron at hand, sorry if this is a problem.

Incidentally OP pic is not him, but another fat guy with a smile.


(A good day to you Sir!)

>> No. 5428 Anonymous
5th June 2016
Sunday 6:53 pm
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Recommend ties that would work well with this attire.
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>> No. 5549 Anonymous
10th July 2016
Sunday 7:05 pm
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This isn't going to end well.
>> No. 5550 Anonymous
10th July 2016
Sunday 7:54 pm
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Is Gilly in the bunny suit?
>> No. 5551 Anonymous
10th July 2016
Sunday 7:55 pm
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It didn't take Columbo to work out that this is the work of some "Master Troll" who has stolen images that, glaringly, are of all different resolutions, sizes and image quality. They've assumed this poor, hapless furry fella's identity and as they have al been uploaded from the same Apple device (hence the image.jpg on every picture) it's not difficult to work out that, yes; OP is a shitehawk.

Do with this information what you will, lads.
>> No. 5552 Anonymous
10th July 2016
Sunday 8:19 pm
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Furry? He's clearly just on some Chinese excursion. I've visited an Asian Tiger myself and there are loads of people dressed up in animal costumes promoting things in transport hubs.
>> No. 5553 Anonymous
10th July 2016
Sunday 8:22 pm
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If OP is a bellend and /poof/ is a sfw board...

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