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>> No. 407828 Anonymous
7th January 2017
Saturday 1:36 pm
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Weekend thread? Weekend thread.

How's it going, lads?
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>> No. 409282 Anonymous
27th March 2017
Monday 12:10 am
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The older I get, the more I enjoy my everyday little passive aggressive moments.

I was just driving home an hour ago, and I was approaching a school zone when suddenly some bell end in a Volkwsagen Touareg came up behind me and I saw in the rear view mirror that he was in a real hurry and at some point practically less than two feet behind me. He kept swerving his car, trying to overtake me. Illegally, on a narrow two-way residential neighbourhood main road.

I wasn't having any of it, so then we were coming up to the school zone, I slowed down to precisely 20 mph and kept those 20 mph for the whole one mile of the school zone. I could tell he was getting livid, and there were too many obstructions and cars coming our way from the opposite direction, so he had no choice but to wait for the end of the school zone. Right after the school zone, the road became wider with two lanes per direction, and he took the opportunity to make a point of pulling up from behind me and then doing a kickdown and pretty much accelerating to what seemed like 60 mph. In a 30 zone, mind you.

If middle age means you start to enjoy pissing people off like that, then I am whole heartedly looking forward to it.
>> No. 409283 Anonymous
27th March 2017
Monday 1:10 am
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>>409282

I did something very similar, but at the end of the low speed zone I accelerated off as fast as I could just as he was about to get the presumably satisfying overtake past me. I bet it was like someone stopping you mid sneeze.
>> No. 409284 Anonymous
27th March 2017
Monday 9:20 pm
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>>409283

You have to be careful not to piss off those boyracerlads too much though. One time, I was travelling on the M4, and there was a big-engined, lowered dark Mercedes full of Mideastern looking young chaps no older than 23 or 24. They kept changing lanes and were just driving recklessly, and one time while I was changing lanes, they nearly crashed into me sideways because the driver very suddenly also wanted to move over into the same lane.

I saw in my rear view mirror that they were gesturing at me wildly. I happened to have my big old Canon EOS camera in the passenger seat, so when they were pulling up next to me, I took the camera and pretended I was taking a picture of them. The driver abruptly stepped on the brakes, but then they proceeded to pull up to me again, and made very menacing hand gestures as if they were going to kill me or beat me up. It was really an "oh shit" kind of moment. Then I saw that an exit was coming up, and that a police car in another lane was getting ready to take that exit. So I took that exit together with the police car, and tried to stay as close to the police as possible. I'll never forget the dirty looks the lads in the Mercedes gave me. It may have been a close call for me.

Moral of the story: take the piss out of people a little bit every day. But be careful and don't overdo it. There are people who won't get the joke.
>> No. 409285 Anonymous
27th March 2017
Monday 9:45 pm
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>>409284
Might just be Asians. Once I was driving through Dewsbury and a couple of Asian twenty-somethings in a tuned up Corsa tried pulling out of a side street in front of my car, almost causing a crash. I gave them the old Nescafe shake and they proceeded to tailgate, regularly hold down their horn, repeatedly slow down to build a gap before rapidly accelerating and slamming their brakes on at the last minute and trying to get their car alongside mine whenever there was no oncoming traffic.
>> No. 409286 Anonymous
28th March 2017
Tuesday 10:25 am
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>>409285>>409284
This is why you need a dashcam these days lads.

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>> No. 57830 Moralfag
28th March 2017
Tuesday 9:34 am
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Phwoar!!!

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>> No. 5456 Anonymous
4th April 2014
Friday 3:02 am
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This was really good.
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>> No. 6581 Anonymous
15th March 2017
Wednesday 10:42 pm
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>>6579
I've got a reading list longer than my arm, so honestly no, not really. As for your thoughts: I'm interested in what Iraqis you know thought about the invasion. I met a Kurd who rather it be called a "liberation", thought it was for the good, and made me feel very ignorant about the whole thing.
>> No. 6582 Anonymous
18th March 2017
Saturday 9:34 pm
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>>6581
Depends on the people I guess. I met an Iraqi taxi driver in Egypt. It was very depressing. He spoke about how he had a decent life, family, a business, and how he lost it all along with 3 kids.

Made me feel really bad.
>> No. 6583 Anonymous
21st March 2017
Tuesday 7:53 pm
6583 Michel Houellebecq - The Possibility of an Island
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I think this book is supposed to be philosophy in the way that Camus or Kafka can be but there wasn't a great deal of that, at least not in the way they handle it. The book deals with potential eternal life in a way that doesn't seem to me to be even remotely philosophically sound. Immortality through cloning yourself and injecting some liquid from your brain into the clones that supposedly gives it your personality but not, it seems, any of your memories.

It's sort of a pessimist romance novel in a way; the characters have some ideal of love or passion that seems very important to them but also unattainable while that's not important. Perhaps it's the idea of the possibility of them that makes things worthwhile, not ever getting them?
I don't know. I enjoyed the central character's cynicism and mildly idiotic (for seemingly ironic reasons) sense of humour. Gloomy and grumpy but it never occurs to him to give up on things. Lots of sex without really being sexy. Sex is an act clearly relished, but the telling of it is quite matter-of-fact. It's very masculine French; I felt as though cigarette ash and the smell of dried red wine were billowing out of the pages as I turned them. If you have any idea what the author looks like, it's impossible not to picture the character as much the same.
He does mention Islam a few times but he's just as rudely dismissive about other religions; perhaps his work Submission is what got people really riled about his apparent Islamophobia. I had other things to say about the book but I forgot them so they're probably not important.
>> No. 6584 Anonymous
26th March 2017
Sunday 10:32 am
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This was better, definitely scratched a philosophical itch and seemed to be saying something interesting about models, maps, children, all sorts of reproduction and their eventual decomposition, a very melancholy book by the end of it and kept thematically tight.
I did find myself becoming exasperated at the lengthy descriptions of the history of Bichon, William Morris and the lives of flies but they were there for a good reason in the end.
>> No. 6585 Anonymous
28th March 2017
Tuesday 9:21 am
6585 China Miéville - The Last Days of New Paris
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I've been fairly critical of Miéville in the past but reading this I think he's finally matured as a writer. It has many of his favourite themes (anti-fascism, partisans, mech-people, urban fantasy, etc) but they're assembled cogently, the world makes "sense" and is full of interesting stuff he has clearly researched extremely thoroughly. At just over 100 pages, unlike Embassytown you don't get the sense that he's stretched out a small number of ideas needlessly for the sake of being the length of a novel.

If you're going to read anything of his, let it be this.

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>> ID: de9cab No. 14118 Anonymous
14th March 2017
Tuesday 12:35 am

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I've been here for a while and I think it's only fair that I get to be a mod. For as long as I can manage it without fucking it up entirely.
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>> ID: 66b8dc No. 14126 Anonymous
27th March 2017
Monday 3:12 am

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It used to be that the golden rule was if you ask for it, you'll not get it.

I got mine by posting so much purple memorised my IP.
>> ID: 7963eb No. 14127 Anonymous
27th March 2017
Monday 4:53 am

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>>14126
Christ I hope I never get to this stage. No offence.
>> ID: 370ab4 No. 14128 Anonymous
28th March 2017
Tuesday 1:57 am

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>>14127

None taken. I was a student if that makes it any better.
>> ID: 025dbe No. 14129 Anonymous
28th March 2017
Tuesday 8:06 am

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>>14128

What worries me is that if I don't visit for a few days I come back and there are ten posts that have been made. I am slightly worried that when I do I am responsible for far too high a percentage of posting on this site.
>> ID: 4e5f63 No. 14130 Anonymous
28th March 2017
Tuesday 9:08 am

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>>14129

Quantity ≠ quality, m8

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>> No. 23965 Bulba
26th March 2017
Sunday 11:31 pm
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>> No. 23968 Fairy
26th March 2017
Sunday 11:51 pm
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>>23965
Also, why do they have such big hats?
>> No. 23969 Fairy
27th March 2017
Monday 1:41 am
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>>23968
Big hats command big respect.
>> No. 23971 Raoul
27th March 2017
Monday 8:05 pm
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Didn't he say it's better to be a tyrant than a poofter?
>> No. 23972 Britfag
27th March 2017
Monday 8:35 pm
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Burt Reynolds?
>> No. 23973 Bulba
28th March 2017
Tuesday 12:40 am
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>>23967

'Hello' in Vodka-speak.

>>23968
BECAUSE MIGHTY BELARUSIAN AMRY IS BEST ARMY!

>>23971
Da

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>> No. 57799 Auntiefucker
14th March 2017
Tuesday 9:51 am
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I've been researching my family tree and it turns out there's a lot of Jewish surnames on my mother's side.

Should I get circumcised or kill myself?
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>> No. 57808 Ambulancelad
15th March 2017
Wednesday 9:41 am
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I do try to do rocket science (well, orbital mechanics) to gain time. Used to think about tax returns, but started to get horny at tax time, Some you win...
>> No. 57809 Auntiefucker
15th March 2017
Wednesday 11:31 am
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>>57807

I know that. As I have retained my turtleneck, I'm happy enough with my performance. I'm just guessing that's why cut knobs are seen to be better at sex. I can't imagine any other reason.
>> No. 57810 Ambulancelad
15th March 2017
Wednesday 11:33 am
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>>57808

I used to run through musical scales and keys and stuff, now I just either do the right amount of cocaine, or think about the ex that broke my heart
>> No. 57828 R4GE
27th March 2017
Monday 2:46 pm
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I have decided to officially become a Jew.

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>> No. 57829 YubYub
28th March 2017
Tuesday 12:29 am
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>>57828
Deeply odd m8.

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>> No. 24631 Anonymous
25th March 2017
Saturday 10:38 pm
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Getting circumcised soon at the age of 35 due to gammy foreskin.

Is it gonna be bad? Will I wake up screaming when I get a hard-on?
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>> No. 24660 Anonymous
27th March 2017
Monday 5:19 pm
24660 ME = OP
On the website it says the discomfort is mild but the doctor just told me by email to get a load of max strength ibuprofen.

Dis gonna hurt.
>> No. 24661 Anonymous
27th March 2017
Monday 5:26 pm
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>>24660

It'll be for the best in the long run. It's a wise investment.
>> No. 24662 Anonymous
27th March 2017
Monday 5:58 pm
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>>24661
He's going to get 10% off so it is best to buy now.
>> No. 24663 Anonymous
27th March 2017
Monday 6:57 pm
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>>24656
If you've got a medical need, isn't this covered on the NHS?
>> No. 24664 Anonymous
27th March 2017
Monday 7:51 pm
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>>24663

It's probably not since my foreskin works properly now, it just looks crap. Going private I can also choose what style of circumcision to have. With the NHS they'd probably just give me the quickest, cheapest chop they can.

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>> No. 12249 Anonymous
27th March 2017
Monday 7:18 am
/nom/12249 how long will I have my friend for
my best friend is 22 and has the worst diet of anyone I've ever met.

all he eats is white bread, chips, sausages, tomato ketchup, mild cheese and white rice with fried chicken, if he eats at all, and he has like 4 sugars in every cup of tea he drinks

I don't see him changing this of his own accord, so, how long does he have before he kicks it?

also how can I help him
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>> No. 12255 Anonymous
27th March 2017
Monday 12:47 pm
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At 22 he is still a child yet too old to respond well to pressure without it feeling emasculated. Give it a few years and his tastebuds will learn to love vegetables by themselves, I know because I was like that owing to how my parents eat.

Maybe if he's ever around your place you can offer to make him a dinner/lunch and introduce him to some proper food. Something like chickpea and lentil dhal on toast is nutritious and simple enough for him to make at home. Lead by example.

>>12252
>None of that is bad food you mad armchair hippy.

I'm pretty sure chips count as bad food and I say that as someone who shaves his armpits. The fact that his concept of fruits and vegetables is ketchup could also pose health issues given his obsession with white food already indicates some deficiencies.

>>12253
Its gets worse because I read it as:
>mild cheese and white rice with fried chicken

Which frankly makes me want to slap him around a bit.
>> No. 12256 Anonymous
27th March 2017
Monday 1:37 pm
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>12255

>I'm pretty sure chips count as bad food.

Nope, they are 'empty calories' which are not inherently bad more neutral. They aren't a poison they just don't give you much in the way of micro nutrients.
>> No. 12257 Anonymous
27th March 2017
Monday 3:28 pm
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>>12252

There are no bad foods, but there are bad diets. OP's mate is looking at a ~7 year reduction in life expectancy based on his diet, assuming he doesn't get scurvy in the mean time. Diets high in vegetables reduce the risk of diabetes and cardiovascular disease independent of caloric intake - fat people who eat lots of veg live longer than fat people who don't.

>>12249

If he's from a very deprived background where eating that sort of diet is the norm, then he'll probably grow out of it in time. Learning to enjoy unfamiliar flavours requires repeated tasting, so I'd gently encourage him to try different foods whenever you have the opportunity.

If he had a reasonably normal upbringing, then the odds are fairly good that he has a minor eating disorder - avoidant/restrictive food intake disorder (ARFID). If you're in contact with his parents, you might want to have a word with them and express your concerns. You could also give the BEAT helpline a ring.

https://www.b-eat.co.uk/support-services/helpline
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27th March 2017
Monday 7:23 pm
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>>12257
>If he had a reasonably normal upbringing, then the odds are fairly good that he has a minor eating disorder - avoidant/restrictive food intake disorder (ARFID).

In my experience of being a student, most people that age eat a bad diet partly through laziness and partly through lack of experience. They leave home never having had to cook for themselves before, and they end up getting into the habit of cooking the same things all the time. Most people grow out of it naturally over a few years.
>> No. 12259 Anonymous
27th March 2017
Monday 7:41 pm
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>>12258

OP's friend's diet appears to be restrictive rather than lazy. Living on takeaways, tins and ready meals is lazy but normal. These foods aren't particularly healthy, but they're reasonably varied and flavourful.

Unless I'm getting the wrong end of the stick, OP's friend seems to eat nothing but a handful of very bland foods. From the image, I assume that OP is implying that his friend is a very picky eater and refuses to eat foods outside of his comfort zone; the phrase "if he eats at all" suggests that his friend has poor meal habits or may be avoidant of food in general.

I could be completely wrong, but I see a description of someone with a disordered relationship to food, not just laziness. Perhaps OP can elaborate on exactly what his friend will and won't eat. Will he eat a normal meal in a restaurant or from a takeaway? Does he regard many normal foods as disgusting? Would he rather go hungry than eat something outside of his usual menu?

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>> No. 10180 Anonymous
6th September 2016
Tuesday 11:43 pm
/beat/10180 What You Feeling Right Now III: The Search for Donk
New thread, old concept. Post what songs you are enjoying at the moment.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=th0LBpscgdg

I thought I would go with something that has nice visuals seeing as how we're going to be looking at this for a year.
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>> No. 10493 Anonymous
19th March 2017
Sunday 4:05 pm
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suN-TBGCHDY

This was re-uploaded in higher quality but it sounds so much better on this version. I don't know if that makes me a dirty hipster or it just suits the recording.
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>> No. 10494 Anonymous
20th March 2017
Monday 2:34 am
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>> No. 10495 Anonymous
21st March 2017
Tuesday 7:02 pm
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>> No. 10496 Anonymous
24th March 2017
Friday 7:53 pm
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1BVERuty1E

This is lovely to have on in the background whilst you work. It includes the obligatory snippet of Allan Watts but other than that it is problem free.

I got it from a playlist by the Homework Radio club:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APmBT96ETJk
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27th March 2017
Monday 5:14 pm
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>> No. 4633 Anonymous
1st August 2010
Sunday 2:24 pm
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Look at this fucking thing, /nom/. Gaze upon it.

Fucking yum.

(It's five or six inches in diameter, in case the scale isn't obvious.)
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>> No. 12168 Anonymous
29th November 2016
Tuesday 11:33 pm
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>>12167
That looks splendid.

I try every year and have a few books to identify. Never find a fucking thing.
>> No. 12178 Anonymous
1st December 2016
Thursday 7:52 pm
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>>12167
I would have washed and cooked it first but that's a matter of personal taste.
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2nd December 2016
Friday 8:58 am
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>>12166

I think he posted that after find this thread on KYM. This thread is credited as being one of the origins to "Absolutely Disgusting".
>> No. 12250 Anonymous
27th March 2017
Monday 7:21 am
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I love mushrooms

I've never picked them though, been too scared

I live in Wales though

How do I become a successful (read: not dead) mushroom picker?
>> No. 12251 Anonymous
27th March 2017
Monday 8:44 am
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>>12250
Ideally by going picking with someone who knows their stuff, but failing that by grabbing a decent book on the topic and really digging in (my recommendation still goes to Roger Phillips' seminal tome Mushrooms). Unfortunately there's quite a learning curve to scale if you're going to go it alone - you'll need to be doubly cautious with what you pick. Learning about the deadly poisonous ones is probably a good start, if for no other reason than that doing so should help put a healthy dose of fear into you. Learning to identify the killers will also teach you some terms, habitats, and basics of genera. I'll be lazy and point you to >>10025; as a quick litmus test, if you aren't confident in identifying the difference between those, then don't go eating anything you pick. Over the years I've derived a lot of fun (and food) from mushrooms as a hobby, but you can't half-arse it. Most of the folklore strategies for identifying safe mushrooms are dangerously inaccurate, and even advice that's good in one country can be bad in another.

It's also not really the best time of year anyway. You might find some St George's around (and they're pretty easy to find and identify), but autumn time is the real season for it.

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>> No. 4121 Anonymous
27th March 2017
Monday 5:30 am
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>> No. 19768 Anonymous
6th February 2015
Friday 8:29 pm
/e/19768 What are you playing right now?
I figured I'd make an /e/ equivalent of that great, big /beat/ thread.

Recently I have been slogging away on XCOM: Enemy Within with the Long War mod. Humanity is doomed as I'm simply incapable of holding back the torrent of battleships the aliens keep hurling at me.

It's bloody fun though.
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>> No. 22096 Anonymous
26th March 2017
Sunday 3:00 pm
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I've been playing Mad Max. It's a pretty mediocre game in the Ubisoft mould of open world game design: a shitload of bland quests and pointless activities to fuel a skinner box of unlockable upgrades and collectables.

The only reason I'm still playing it is that I'm a sucker for car combat and desert environments, and the devs did a damn good job on those two fronts.
>> No. 22097 Anonymous
26th March 2017
Sunday 3:58 pm
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>>22096
I was very confused at your post until I realised I'd misread it as Max Payne. I haven't drunk enough yet today.
>> No. 22098 Anonymous
26th March 2017
Sunday 4:19 pm
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>>22094
I can run it on Windows 10. 20 years? Fucking hell.
>> No. 22099 Anonymous
26th March 2017
Sunday 10:24 pm
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I've spent a lot of time on that there new Mass Effect video game this weekend. It's scratching my itch for obsessive-compulsive space trouser accumulation, banging alien chicks, and the multiplayer is pretty good, same as last time. But the writing is fuckawful, allow me to have a small rant.

It's becoming highly irritating how every new unexplored world in this new distant galaxy you land on, is already packed full of cunts acting like they've come out a few miles to a somewhat remote beach resort, as opposed to 600 fucking years across dark space.

There's this one side quest where some bint nicks a Space Micra and manages to hoof it literally half way across the galaxy in what appears to be a matter of days. Then by some extraordinary coincidence she crash lands on the planet full of bandits and gets abducted by Space Taliban who were camped 60 yards away. It's just incredibly lazy writing.

You could forgive it in most other franchises, but this is a series that established itself by being relatively hard sci-fi, by the standards of most games. That was pretty much its main selling point. I mean I'm not expecting Arthur C. Clarke here, but the last three games spent a lot of time setting up elaborate background lore as to why interstellar travel was possible to begin with, in fact it was pretty fucking fundamental to the storyline. Then this one comes out and we have cunts just hopping across stars like it's a quick run down the shops, without even the flimsiest of plot devices to excuse it.

It directly contradicts itself- There's already an apparently thriving economy in full swing as soon as you arrive, but the main plot thread is supposed to be about how everything went wrong, and most of the people are still in cryo. So how the fuck are there enough people to have already populated every single world. Why do people keep talking about "first contact" when in reality they've all already well aware of one another. Why am I the pathfinder when clearly paths have already been very well trod. None of this makes any fucking sense.
>> No. 22100 Anonymous
27th March 2017
Monday 4:05 am
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>>22099

Yes, yes, yes. But did things work out between Garrus and Tali?!

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>> No. 23937 Terrorist
7th January 2017
Saturday 10:43 pm
/zoo/23937 [Official] KC /int/ Temporary Residency Thread [Moderator Approved]
Guys I have been in talks with the moderators who have given me prerogative to establish a thread, a shelter if you will while the BND vet the KC databases for fake-news agitators. I am in talks regarding establishing a permanent /int/ here and will post updates in this thread, but do not hold your breath, I have found the moderators to be extremely recalcitrant.
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>> No. 23962 Cockernay
26th March 2017
Sunday 8:44 pm
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Doesn't KC go down fairly often without much explanation? As evidenced by this thread being from the last time it happened, and /zoo/ in general existing.
>> No. 23963 Wastelander
26th March 2017
Sunday 8:45 pm
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>>23960
Definitely a legal thing then. This could be juicy.
>> No. 23964 Fairy
26th March 2017
Sunday 8:52 pm
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>>23963
Well, supposedly it's a network problem. Dunno.
>> No. 23966 Lenin
26th March 2017
Sunday 11:32 pm
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Didn't some cop whine about CP on KC/b/ a while ago and threaten to take legal action? About two weeks ago, I think.
>> No. 23970 Fairy
27th March 2017
Monday 1:48 am
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>> No. 57795 Anonymous
12th March 2017
Sunday 1:09 am
/iq/57795 now then now then
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>> No. 57811 Crabkiller
18th March 2017
Saturday 6:35 pm
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>> No. 57816 R4GE
19th March 2017
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>> No. 57819 Ambulancelad
20th March 2017
Monday 6:51 am
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Now then now then now then


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>> No. 57825 Crabkiller
26th March 2017
Sunday 12:25 am
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>>57819

Once this song is stuck in your head, does it ever leave?
>> No. 57827 Ambulancelad
26th March 2017
Sunday 11:56 pm
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NO NO NO NOT THE WOMBLES TELL ME HE DID NOT VIOLATE THE WIMBLEDON WANDERERS

HEART = BROKEN

DOES THIS HERALD A FUTURE OF WOMBLE-BASED PAEDO ATROCITY?

WHAT AN AWFUL BUSINESS. WHAT DID HE DO TO MADAM CHARLOTTE?

OH JIMMY

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>> No. 409275 Anonymous
26th March 2017
Sunday 6:35 pm
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As a strong independent Irishman who don't need no imperial measurements or royal family, would I be welcome on this board?
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>> No. 409276 Anonymous
26th March 2017
Sunday 6:40 pm
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Foreigners go in /zoo/ but I'm sure if you didn't do things like making threads about where you're from, nobody would mind you posting elsewhere.
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26th March 2017
Sunday 6:52 pm
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>>409275
Just keep your gay football and knockoff hockey to yourself and you'll be fine. Oh, and no referring to this place as acrossthewaterfa.gs either.
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26th March 2017
Sunday 11:52 pm
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>>409275
Yes.

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>> No. 24313 Anonymous
17th November 2016
Thursday 7:50 pm
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1000 posts in the old one, time for a new one.

/101/ing cockends who park across your drive when there is clearly a car parked in there.
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>> No. 25221 Anonymous
25th March 2017
Saturday 8:34 pm
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We've all come close to pissing off other drivers. I've often wondered what the safest course of action wd be if some Nutter pulled up short in front of me and got out of his car and approached mine. Should I sit tight, drive off or get out and face up to him. Any thoughts?
>> No. 25222 Anonymous
26th March 2017
Sunday 12:21 am
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>>25221
Depends if you have a dashboard camera or if you're in view of a shop camera or something of the like. If you have/are, just sit there and don't do anything.
>> No. 25223 Anonymous
26th March 2017
Sunday 12:33 am
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>>25221
This exact situation happened a few weeks ago - although I was the pedestrian and observed the whole discourse.

One dickhead pulled in front of a uber driver, they had their windows facing each other and both wound down their windows to swear and spit at each other. It was utterly pathetic and bizarre. Numerous threats of killing each others families, slitting their throat, etc... were made. Other drivers around them were getting irate at the needless hold-up, so they stopped this and parted ways. I felt embarrassed for them.

both of them were bongos if that makes a difference
>> No. 25224 Anonymous
26th March 2017
Sunday 1:24 pm
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>> I was thinking purely from a self defence consideration. The web is full of street violence perpetrated by people who Didn,t know or didn't care about cameras. Getting out seems ultra provocative, but just sitting there makes you ultravulnerable.
>> No. 25225 Anonymous
26th March 2017
Sunday 3:59 pm
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>>25221
>>25224

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rym5unx0ZCo

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>> No. 24266 Anonymous
23rd February 2017
Thursday 10:48 am
/emo/24266 Well fuck...
Jesus Christ I am having a fucking hard time at the moment...

My fucking bitch of a girlfriend came round to my place the other day and went mad raging because the laplander in the shop wouldn't let her use her card and made her get cash out instead. So then we went back to what USED to be my place and she continued raging shouting at the top of her voice about the laplander. The fucking thing is my neighbours just so happen to be of that race.

Next thing the fucking landlord comes round and says that there has been a complaint about her and that we need to keep it down. After this we go to the kitchen and start cooking, and some black guy that lives in the next room comes in and he's all like "hey girl" which pissed me off no end. Fucking thing is though, he is massive. So I do my best to defend my position but ended up getting knocked the fuck out and thrown down the stairs. All the while this bitch is standing there loving seeing two blokes argue over her.

Anyway, the landlord came again and fucking evicted me. Then she fucking left me stranded and refused to let me into her place. Since then I have been sleeping rough and I do not have a clue what to do. I've lost my phone, I've developed a huge alcohol problem and I don't even know what to do about any of it. Sorry for repeating myself I'm on a bit of a rant.

Has anyone got any suggestions?
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>> No. 24626 Anonymous
24th March 2017
Friday 8:09 pm
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>>24567

What's the problem with UC?
>> No. 24627 Anonymous
25th March 2017
Saturday 7:24 am
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>>24626

Y'alright IDS?
>> No. 24629 Anonymous
25th March 2017
Saturday 4:44 pm
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>>24627

Seriously, what's the problem? I'm going on it soon.
>> No. 24635 Anonymous
26th March 2017
Sunday 12:25 am
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>I stayed at the woman's place and went home last night after a bit of inevitable drama. At least it was at her place and I got a bit of revenge for myself.

Watching you lad.
>> No. 24644 Anonymous
26th March 2017
Sunday 3:01 pm
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>>24626

Oh you'll find out... Such as not getting paid for a couple months. Payments not turning up at all, or not on time. Payments being incorrect amount. It's been a nightmare for all of my mates that is why I've clung on to my ESA for so bloody long.

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>> No. 409109 Anonymous
22nd March 2017
Wednesday 4:43 pm
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Bloody hell lads.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-39355505
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>> No. 409260 Anonymous
26th March 2017
Sunday 3:26 am
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>>409257
Oh dear oh dear, lad.
>> No. 409264 Anonymous
26th March 2017
Sunday 4:15 am
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>>409257
What are you replying to?
>> No. 409266 Anonymous
26th March 2017
Sunday 4:38 am
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>>409262
Go on.
>> No. 409267 Anonymous
26th March 2017
Sunday 4:51 am
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>>409265
>There is a global ji hadist insurgency with attacks every day killing innocent people with the overall aim of implementing sh ariah law and de facto curan. Wake up you stupid people.
Bloody hell, lad. You should have told us earlier. Is it too late to start growing a beard?
>> No. 409269 Anonymous
26th March 2017
Sunday 5:01 am
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>>409268
Christianity?

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>> No. 24560 Anonymous
20th March 2017
Monday 8:47 am
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What do women think of men who aren't very sexually experienced?

I'm in my mid 30s and I've only ever had sex with one girl back when I was 14. Although I'm pretty good looking and women do give me signs of interest I've suffered social anxiety all my life and haven't been able to take things any further with them. Lately I've been making more of an effort to become social and I think I should be able to get a bird. Should I tell them I'm not very experienced or just go for it? I'm sure any woman will notice how inexperienced I am anyway. Will most women find it cute or sad?
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>> No. 24623 Anonymous
24th March 2017
Friday 1:54 pm
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>>24622

What you're saying with this graph is that even at the best of pre-industrial times, people aged 70 made up only about a quarter of the population. That isn't very high. And at least past age 75, your life expectancy dropped off quite steeply, whereas nowadays apparently a whole third of the population in developed countries, e.g. the U.S., live to be 85.

And that at least partially corroborates my point that it was somewhat rare for people to live to age 70 or over in those days. Also, this graph doesn't say whether it refers to prehistoric or current hunter-gatherer cultures. And what about people who aren't or weren't part of any of these groups?
>> No. 24624 Anonymous
24th March 2017
Friday 5:30 pm
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>>24623

The graph shows how common each age of death is different societies. The most common age of death in modern hunter-gatherer societies is about 70 and was it presumably similar in recent prehistoric societies.
>> No. 24625 Anonymous
24th March 2017
Friday 5:38 pm
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>>24624

It may have been the most common age of death in relative terms; in absolute terms, though, only one in five to one in four people lived to age 70 or 75, while one in three people in the U.S. in 2002 lived over a decade longer than that.

I stand by my argument.
>> No. 24628 Anonymous
25th March 2017
Saturday 2:31 pm
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I never thought this thread would've ended up here but I'm not surprised either. Never change, gs.
>> No. 24630 Anonymous
25th March 2017
Saturday 8:38 pm
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>>24628

When did a thread ever not end in a cunt off, or a vulgar display of geekery.

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>> No. 409119 Anonymous
22nd March 2017
Wednesday 6:29 pm
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If it was legal, would you go to an animal-brothel to fuck a sheep? Just to see how it felt?
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>> No. 409218 Anonymous
24th March 2017
Friday 6:49 pm
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>>409206

It was just massive coincidence honest guv. Actually I usually pop on there whenever some kind of major event happens so I can tap the BRILLIANT twelve year old zeitgeist to balance out the CNN/Fox News turdbite zeitgeist and the Daily Mail / Drunken Racists swivel eyed racist zeitgeist. Or Something.
>> No. 409220 Anonymous
24th March 2017
Friday 7:20 pm
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This place sometimes reminds me of the rhetoric of a second generation fascist state.

It doesn't matter how shit the posts are, as long as it is not 4chan, god forbid a post is ever found to be from 4chan, even if it was any good that is the greatest sin against the state.

Quality can slip in the the gutter, but as long as nothing posted here was ever posted on the site this site is a clone of all is well.
>> No. 409222 Anonymous
24th March 2017
Friday 7:37 pm
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>>409220
>This place sometimes reminds me of the rhetoric of a second generation fascist state.

Sounds alright to me.
>> No. 409231 Anonymous
25th March 2017
Saturday 12:06 am
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>>409220
> Quality can slip in the the gutter

Egg on your your face, ladm8.
>> No. 409234 Anonymous
25th March 2017
Saturday 7:52 am
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>>409220

> This place sometimes reminds me of the rhetoric of a second generation fascist state.

What a reasonable thing to say.

Also I would indeed argue that original posts, even shit ones, are better than reposts from 4chan. It's not as though this thread's OP is of such outstanding quality that the whole bloody world needs to see it either.

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