The whole site still runs slow as fuck compared to other chan's even with embeds disabled, I can't figure out why.

>>13707

It sometimes works for about 30 seconds for me. I've a feeling it's to do with the background and colour formatting stuff although that's just total gut instinct and probably means nothing at all.

>>13708
I'd be interested to know more. There are many things wrong with the site, but I've never seen speed as a problem tbh.

To be honest I've always found this site runs great, even on mobile.

My only problem is that the textbox on mobile is awful, so when it pops up it appears halfway down the page and doesn't move as you scroll, so often it gets stuck somewhere behind the keyboard and you've no idea what you're typing.

>>13710
It's not the loading speed so much as it freezing for a while when I refresh or load a page in FF, as though it was full of flash files. I'll get more info later.

Just use a VPN or something.

>>13699

I don't believe that was me, or maybe I don't remember it.

I also have this problem. Unfortunately a UK based proxy or VPN is probably your best bet.

Is it that important that you have access to that board? Can you not post in /emo/ or /fat/ about your personal situation? I'm sure people will still be happy to help.

>>13701
An alcoholic with memory loss? Never.

>>13690
you could just turn off youtube embedding

How about some more activity, the place has been very dead for ages now, probably because the overzealous shape-shifting reptilians have been deleting and banning everything. No one left to complain now.

>>13693
If this place had actual free speech I would post probably three times as much.

I do however love the grammar/spelling bans. I may not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it - unless you don't capitalise the start of your bloody sentences!

>>13692
Never.

>>13694
Fair enough though.

>>13664
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/POST_(HTTP)?beefy=poz_loads

Ah, splendid. Should work reasonably reliably then.

>>13665
Disregard that, lads
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Query_string

>>13666
The presumably entirely reliable way would be to use percent encoding.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Widget_%28beer%29

>>13669
Fucksocks. I blitheringly tried sticking a space on that way, but not just escaping the bracket like a sensible person would.
Thanks. And at least I've had a quick read about POST and query strings.

>>13592

>I promise to behave

The implication there being that you weren't behaving before. Also, we have a whole thread for supplicants already m8. What makes you special?

You're posting from the US, you'll be lucky to get that overturned. You may be better off finding a working proxy.

>>13593

It's a geographical ban.

>>13570

Since you asked nicely.

>>13571

May we also have a wordfilter for wordfilter? Something tongue and cheek like 'newspeak'?

>>13572

There is one.

Was the lad in op pic on some sort of gameshow a few years back?

Look, I'm being dead serious here, I can whitewash .gs with a number of different dialects and I will also throw in a madeup word or two just for laughs. We cannot allow for this kind of variance, wars have been fought over what language is officially put in and messing around with the status quo will lead to tears. Standard English only, anything else will just invite chaos. I'm being a gentleman about it for now but this is bogging me off.

WHY AYE MAAN!

>>13549

There is no reason to use it outside parody or a thread/conversation specific context. 99% of the time people would just be making themselves more difficult to understand, which isn't viable.

Throwing in the the odd aye or t'internet here and there already happens and is absolutely fine. Turning .gs into the STV News comments section is another thing entirely. You all thought Stormlad was bad before...

>>13547
They wheel him out now and then when they're on about morbid obesity.

>>13508
This. We don't want a repeat of the Russian horse cock incident.

>>13509

Yeah but there's no horses in Florida.

>>13510

Plenty of cocks though, right? (Sorry)

>>13508

I never suggested that it was, merely that an out of date DB might be why non-foreigns are getting treated like foreigns at the britfa borders. 2/10 please improve your reading comprehension.

>>13512

Swing and a miss.

Ok, I am confused. I just managed to post in /b/, but last night, and the night before I got the same ban message at home and at a local restaurant. I am now posting from a restaurant on the other side of town.

I prefer to post from home for obvious reasons. Willing to bribe you with a bottle of local firewater.

N1 M8 JFK WON'T KNOW WOT HIT 'IM!

What about Lowestoft?

>>13477
My workaround is using a PC. Maybe you should stick to twitter smartphonelad.

>>13478

This site is supposed to be for Mac users only.

>>13479
A Mac is a PC.

>>13480
It's true, you know. Steve Jobs said so in 1984.

>>13467
Told you.

>>13468
This. Barney's looking awfully lonely out there.

As 1984 says, If you want to control an agenda you censor language.

I think I would rather that blatant rules were stamped on topics of 'None of that shit' rather than faux freedom. I like my authoritarian policies out in the open for all to see.

>>13471
Internet culture is very Americanised and makes stupid twats like you harp on about "freedom of speech" on a fucking tiny website.

>>13471
What the hell are you on about? You aren't making any sense whatsoever. Go sleep it off and come back in the morning.

Yeah, it's really annoying and severely impedes my ability to post.

>>13426

Your IP would help, or are you just here for a moan?

>>13428
I tried a few times, but here's one of them.

>>13427

I couldn't care less, you're banned.

>>13429

Fixed for you, I'll take a note of the range for future reference. We have a loony sad act who wont go away at the moment, collateral damage is inevitable.

>>13430
Cheers me dear.

>>13417
Good God no.

>>13418
>>13421

Just to third this. Please don't have any automatic playing things. It's the fucking worst.

>>13423

0891 50 50 50

>>13419
This post reveals too much information about Dear Leader. You and the next 2 generations of your family will be banned for this.

>>13419

>time, but no motivation.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wIey1G7YXk

>>13394

Users are more likely to talk about their fathers rather than their mothers. I wonder why?

>>13394
It's all over the floor, and has been ever since purple blasted the floor with it over a hot meat pie.

>>13389
What do you mean you people?

>>13397

NEETs?

>>13386
Fantastic lad.