OP here, Oh god! What have I done!

>>564
A beautiful thing.

The continued popularity of this thread on google searches defies any explanation.

>>591

I think since this board is the spiritual focus of the prophecy, it is having a strange effect on certain minds, drawing them closer, urging them to discover the truth. Such is our power, even google can bend to the will of a true believer.

>>592
I like the fact that they must visit this board and be utterly confused by its purpose.

>>568
But that's what you're doing.

>>567
I read that threat, which made me partially lose interest in this one. The only problem is that useful coats cost a fair chunk of money and lack a built-in hood (I have a wax jacket with a tack-on hood; it's would be OK on a longer cloak based on that, but adds even more to the cost). As for your closing statement: no. There is no modern equivalent (the closest match is a poncho, but see above why I'm unhappy with those) and the reason I want to make my own is precisely because of that.

>>518

What exactly is the advantage of a cloak over a coat and hat?

>>518

Buy a djellaba and cut it down from the neck. Get one of the high quality woolen ones.

>>581
A wide brimmed hat can do a fine job, too, but keeping it on your head requires straps or a tight fit; a hood can fit securely without such forceful attachments. A cloak is generally just cosier and more comfortable; it's like wearing your own personal tent. Anything with sleeves sort of feels like it separates your arms from the rest of yourself when you try and huddle up; a cloak (or poncho or similar) doesn't.

>>582
Would be fine 'cept for he sleeves.

>>551

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Like this.

Do you mean truly mechanical or electronic or what?

_{http://www.homebrewcpu.com/}

There have been some good homebrew CPUs recently. These are more of a hark-back to the first seventies/eighties computers that were on the market and aren't mechanical.

Truly mechanical would be very very difficult I think.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Analytical_engine

>>573
Amazing stuff.

Heavy curtains seem the most logical choice

You can get this cling-film stuff for sealing windows. You stick it around the edges of the frames and then use a warm hair-dryer. It stretches slightly and goes practically invisible. Works fine.

You can get it, and perspex, from B&Q.

Something about her is worth a squirt . . . of UHU.

>>575
I have a shit tonne of nudes of her if you want them posted?
I convinced her I was a rich buisness man and would travel to spain to see her. She's an ex-pat.

>>577
This jast got tasty.

>>577
Yes, yes, I know all about your exploits with this woman. She still physically repulses me.

>>577 Go 'ed then, post them...

>>540
It bloody does too, I used some this week.

That's quite a lot for £6.50 (more than I get from B&Q at least). I'm running out of metal epoxy, I might have to buy this stuff.

>>515

You can get metal lathe/mill combos if you don't have a lathe already.

There is open source CNC software out here.

what can they make?

>>531
Almost anything if you are good enough with the CAD drawings beforehand. You're only limited by the table size you start off with - that limits the size of the pieces.

>>515
I too am interested in making things out of aluminium. I have an all aluminium guitar which was made on a CNC machine. I would quite like another one as well!

The problem is its a lot of money to drop on something you'd just like to have a crack at.

If you do buy one let me know how it pans out!

>>533
There are ways to play with this sort of thing, without all the costs of fitting out workshop or destroying tools / materials with dodgy programming / rough software / blatant fuckup.
http://www.emachineshop.com/ , for instance, is a sort of reference. There are others, including more local ones. Or you can dig out a local CNC shop from the yellow pages. You get a lot of prototypes for the cost of a CNC mill, lathe & learning curve.

>>494
Yeah. You need 6mm² cable at the very least and a seperately fused 30 amp switch for a cooker. If this is the OPs first go at electrickery, I would seriously give it a miss. Home electricals are fairly straightforward if you have been shown / know what you are doing, but there is no room for error here. Death/fire will happen.

>>496

Also make sure you have an earth. If not you will die.

>>494
Turn it off at the main switch then.

>>496
Oh lighten up, there is a fair amount of room for error. Not hugely forgiving if you cock up, but granted, if you do make a mess of it you'll be wanting to turn it off at the mains when you're not around to check that it's not smoking gently.

>>517
I don't think we disagree as much as you think we do. My point was that your average punter really does need to take extra special care because
> you'll be wanting to turn it off at the mains
they won't do that. Dealing with electrics at that scale requires an amount of care that "meh, it'll do" doesn't cover. It's not rocket science, but it's not building a sand castle either.

ha.

Amusing!

>>443
> what wouyd it be like to glue your jap's eye shut

Cum once dryed over the top of my japs eye giving the same effect as glue. When I came to piss I suffered from a good 5 seconds of pain as a backlog of pee built up until the the spermy wall gave way.

I guess with glue it wouldn't give way so soon. Christ it hurt. I laughed afterwards though.

>>447

This is why you should always run it through with a meths-soaked cotton bud when you're done. Did you learn nothing at school?

>>446

http://lawandhelp.com/q298-2.htm

>>463
It does seem a bit more justified having read that.

>>436
I think not, mainly because the "not to be inserted into penis" text has suspiciously few compression artifacts compared to the rest, and I have an identical set which just says something along the lines of "these are kind of sharp, don't let babies eat them"

>>395
And I have a Starbuck's mug and a piece of lined paper.
We should meet some time.

your work has not gone without notice comrade

>>390
>superglued myself to the paper

Many a time I've been assembling a metal warhammer figurine and ended up super-glueing myself to it.

>>474
You're doin' it wrong you div

He's doing it right.

>>408
There wasn't any hating. It was hailed as a great invention brought about by war. Which is sort of the case, although it didn't come up as a direct consequence. In fact, I think pretty much everything is a direct or indirect effect of war. An Naziism being an indirect effect, it would be moderately sensible to say that it wasn't brought about by war at all. This in turn raises the question: what the fuck was 371 on about?

>>467

pretend he quoted the post above.

Wars make all the best inventions, Nazism for example.

NEWSFLASH:

There is no such word as "nazism" or "naziism" or even "nazi-ism". The expression you are looking for is "national socialism". You can have "national socialist", but not "nazist". "National socialism", but not "nazism".

PROTIP: the glue is for sticking things together, not sniffing.

>>484
What the Harold Cribbins are on about? http://news.google.com/news/search?q=nazism

>Nazism, officially National Socialism (Nationalsozialismus), refers to the ideology and practices of the National Socialist German Workers’ Party under Adolf Hitler, and the policies adopted by the dictatorial government of Nazi Germany from 1933 to 1945.

so you see, BNP aren't nazis, vote for them.

http://www.nuenergy.org/pdf/hahn.pdf

its a pdf btw.

>>462 Fuck. Thanks, old bean. Here, have some cuttlefish.

>>455

>>465

What's the odds on this guy getting or dying of cancer, I wonder?

>>462

thanks for saving me the effort of typing it out

WTF is it? Uhu tippex thing?

>>471

Yes.