Well that depends on your washing machine brand/model.
With mine you simply undo two bolts slide the thing back on and bolt it again, post a picture of your washing machine, also google for its service manual.
The questions mix sub-GCSE biology with AS-level maths. The handwriting is that of someone male, and young, probably between 13 and 16 years old, being deliberately neat. Also the test appears to be on green, unlined paper.
I conclude that this image is a forgery, there was never any such test. The image was made deliberately as a joke.
>>495 No, that's bollocks. Further scrutiny of the paper would suggest that an equation regarding the populations of certain species relative to one another was given; moreover, if the paper were a mock or other informal piece of work, as is indicated by the fact that it was returned to the student, there is no reason why it should not be on green paper.
>>495>>536 You guys aren't great at detective work.
You can clearly see the start of question 6, it has three parts. Above it must therefore be 5b. The label for 5a could possibly be obscured by the fold or is located on the previous page.
Deriving age from handwriting is an exercise in futility. I stopped writing cursively in primary school, favouring neater print, and have not looked back since. I'm not convinced handwriting changes massively after entering adolescence.
Interpreting the varying difficulty of the questions as you have presupposes teachers don't set work that is incoherent, or designed to cater for students of vastly variable aptitudes. Further, you don't even know what the questions are. The negative marks indicate to me that the student answered either incorrectly or not sufficiently well and so maybe it was, in fact, his lack of understanding that led you to conclude the the questions don't make sense.
Maybe the joke is contrived, maybe it's not. What difference does it make to the joke's effectiveness?
This thread / image is our most popular hit from Google off the entire site. It would never occur to me that people might search there for "funny test answers" but they do, every day, and in great numbers.
I feel that this exposure is a gift to the (few) people of /uhu/ and that we should somehow make the most of it. I don't know how though.
I think since this board is the spiritual focus of the prophecy, it is having a strange effect on certain minds, drawing them closer, urging them to discover the truth. Such is our power, even google can bend to the will of a true believer.
