>>3642

Seconded. I've got no interest in watching the movie, but I still think it's uncouth.

I very nearly cried, as did most of the people I went to se it with (Apart from one cunt whose only emotions are angry and neutral, and who over-analyses everything).

Went to see it on the opening night, and everyone was crying. Some woman at the front was actually making a lot of noise about it, but the ushers were too busy crying as well...

>>3582
Did we baww for Lotso too?

I just got back and my good god is it hard to conclude your childhood, now to listen to music relevant of 1995/6.

It killed the time, better than the Alien vs Predator films, but it was still worthless tosh.

Tbh I think it would have been better if they did shamelessly make it a Team Fortress Movie.

I'm seriously intrigued now. Tell me more about Team Fortress: The Movie.

>>3635

The medic is taller than the heavy. I'm deeply disappointed.

>>3636
Damn good costumes though.

It's the old Team Fortress, if you remember how the game was going to look before the big cartoon re-design, but Team Fortress nonetheless.

Seriously, as you watch it, consider how many of the characters match a class archetype. It's silly. They had a heavy, the sniper, the scout, the spy, the demoman, the medic (who turns out to be a spy), and everything. The only thing is half way through, Valve dropped the licence, and they have had to spend the last four years re-working and editing the footage into a Predator storyline.

>>3498
A brilliant film, hard as fuck to find a Physical copy though.

>>3550
Dellamorte Dellamore is fantastic! I can't find a physical copy of it either. Definitely one of my favourite films.

My current favourite is Man Bites Dog.

I'd recommend the Science of Sleep to OP and other French-film lovers.

Did anyone else love this movie?

>>3621
I thought .org sites were supposed to be non-profit? I might be wrong!

There will be account links up on bugmenot soon no doubt.

I wish there was a gay version or section.

I know this is the top thread, but sage for unhelpfulness, moaning and gayness.

THE BOY ASKED FOR MORE!

Call for the Beadle!

>>3627
You called?

>>3628

Yes, yes, very good. Everyone give the man a big hand...

YO DAWG,

I HEARD YOU LIKE DREAMS.

I was vaguely interested when I had the misguided idea it was about archetypes, the ideal and essence preceding existence kind of thing, but no, it's some wanky action film where Nolan doesn't know what the fuck he's doing, as usual.

>>3578
I giggled.

Would have been better if Nolan pulled his head out of his arse for five minutes.

It was weird, and not in a good way. It was like the cinematic version of prog rock: technically perfect but overlong and souless.

>>3576
I was reminded of dark city too.

I also really enjoyed it, no one will persuade me it isn't brilliant, if a tad overlong as you say.

I don't watch adverts, and I mute the sound when they're on (that's when I have to use a TV in the first place). Why do people watch adverts? They're annoying.

>>3562
Because it's the most recognisable.

>>3594
><s>recognisable</s> easy to find out about so you can make-believe you're part of some super-sekrit cthulian fan-club
It's just wanting to feel included without any real knowledge of the subject.
Basically all I'm saying is it's terribly cringe-worthy.

>>3561
Is that supposed to be a signature?
If I was a mod, I would ban signatures. It's pretty much the same as filling in a name field, as far as being anonymous goes.

I hope it's not a signature, I don't mean to be getting at you, it was just a general observation about signatures that was sparked by the post!

Sage for whinging.

>>3622

It's not a signature, the rest of the thread explains what it is.

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Part of the /uhu/ krew 836 posts and counting

>>3519

OP, have you ever seen 'Bullet In The Head'? It's an epic Hong Kong made nutfest. Three friends' disagreement escalates into a full blown war. It's sublime.

>>3524
Speaking of Hong Kong nuttyness, the finales of every John Woo/Chow Yun Fat films are always something to behold.

http://www.youtube.com/v/SPxVsCITqyw

I'd say ignore the atrocious dubbing, but somehow it seems to add something to the scene when the villians look like they've stepped off the 'Saved by the bell' set.
There's a chainsaw duel, a dick gag and somehow a storm trooper blaster made it onto the set.

MY FAVOURITE FIGHT SCENE IS CHARLES BRONSON

http://www.youtube.com/v/ingQw7X8444

>>3588

I take your Bronson, and raise you a different Bronson.
http://www.youtube.com/v/HiRWB3XKurA

>>3589
I thought the fight scenes in that film were pretty terrible. Poorly choreographed and I could actually see a few moments where a punch clearly didn't connect (like, inches of space between), otherwise pretty good.

Sage for moaning.

>>3518
A job my Good man, I require one.

>>3531
"And whats over here? Ahhh, It's Gene Hunt, beating a Nonce."

>>3539
http://www.youtube.com/v/PHP3Jih_rfA

While we're on the topic of roman tv shows, I recently re-watched this.
John Hurt and Brian Blessed are especially good.

>>3545

It took me several glances to work out that wasn't pronounced 'ice lav divs'. Bloody latins.

>>3543
there's word of a movie in the works

Sorry but "Spartacus: Blood and Sand" is ridiculously stupid. Heres a summary of every episode...

"Fuck, that fucking cunt over there fucked up"
"Shit...what the fuck are we gonna' do?"
*cue a bad, 15 minute CGI fight*

Rome was far better

>>3577

You missed out the sex.

I haven't seen it, mainly because it looks the generic shite comedy that the BBC love to churn out, like After You've Gone, Life of Riley and Miranda.

I may give it a chance, on your head be it OP.

>>3557

I tried it and it was incredibly bland and limp. As the previous poster mentioned it was pretty much generic shite churned out. Even Last of the Summer Wine had more to it than this.

op here. Yea, it's not the best, but some of the gags are pretty good.

Tom : So you're not from Tesco's then?
Kid from charity : No sir. I'm with blackcoats.
Tom : The fascists?

>>3567
Don't cuss The Last of the Summer Wine.

>>3567

Fuck me. The bit in Viz last month about Foggy's smack habit was something else.

Link to clip, please.

>>3538
4od, you silly bugger.

>>3552

Don't bamboozle me with your high-tech flim flam and witchery!

>>3553
http://www.channel4.com/programmes/the-it-crowd/4od
episode 2

>>3533

He's mumbling and deliberately obscuring what he is saying for comical effect. Even if the accent was no problem (for me it isn't) you have to strain to listen and I still couldn't make it all out, so it could be considered gibberish.

http://www.youtube.com/v/fCxwZ-mgs5A

And another.

found this amusing

http://www.youtube.com/v/J2M4GT5MDlo

>>3497

I knew it wouldn't be long before the awful parodies were posted.

http://www.youtube.com/v/LaPSlWimWs0

These aren't even parodies.

Oh dear.

>>3503

Did you honestly believe it was worth bumping this awful thread for that?

I thought it was funny.

Apologies if you didn't.

>>3368
>the two Silk Spectres are both named and talk to each other
Yeah, but what about, eh?

I looked into it a bit, and it turns out this 'test' is from a comic called "Dykes to watch out for" make of that what you will.

>>3529
Great research, bro. That's what she says in the video.