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>> No. 22321 Gasthief
17th June 2014
Tuesday 7:59 pm
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satw thread, post everything u got
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>> No. 22354 Fairy
20th June 2014
Friday 12:14 am
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I don't see why it's a bad thing, mainly because there's no such thing as 'all money'.
>> No. 22355 Fairy
20th June 2014
Friday 12:15 am
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I don't see how.
>> No. 22356 Raoul
20th June 2014
Friday 12:18 am
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Develop your thoughts please.
>> No. 22357 Raoul
20th June 2014
Friday 12:20 am
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Do you think the correlation of income equality with greater happiness and decreased crime rates etc. is a massive coincidence or what?
>> No. 22358 Fairy
20th June 2014
Friday 12:27 am
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Not necessarily. You could elaborate as to why that is the case, and back up your claims though.

>> No. 22036 Pornstar
8th May 2014
Thursday 6:24 am
22036 The Angle middle classes, the scourge of the earth
One, this one in particular, would like to know more about the middle classes of Ingerlund. Their fears, their desires, their proclivities. I've come to a place where I encounter them more than I'd care to admit. They travel in packs and are loud, drunk a.d obnoxious is what I've gleaned. I'd like to frighten them and fuck their women, without getting glassed.
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>> No. 22078 AnonFromHK
17th May 2014
Saturday 10:03 am
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Except it isn't though, is it lad?
>> No. 22111 Gazza
19th May 2014
Monday 6:03 pm
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One can surmise that >>22078 believes the UK is being infiltrated by salt and won't even for a second consider that it is being infiltrated by fish.
>> No. 22318 Fairy
15th June 2014
Sunday 3:39 pm
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bump for this.
>> No. 22319 Cockernay
15th June 2014
Sunday 3:54 pm
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>> No. 22320 Raoul
15th June 2014
Sunday 8:30 pm
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>Our masses seem somehow immune to mass psychological tactics


>> No. 22270 Cockernay
11th June 2014
Wednesday 1:00 am
22270 Refugees
SUP brits

Thought of sharing our refugee adventures story for those who are interested, adequate questions welcome as well.
What it's about? Well, claiming asylum, Swiss prisons, hitchhiking, hooliganism in Switzerland, shoplifting, bunkers for asylum-seekers, and other feels and happenings.
Dinnae ken which board to post, if its gets deleted, so be it.
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>> No. 22298 Fairy
12th June 2014
Thursday 4:11 pm
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Tnx for suggestion, brit-anon. Written by a foreigner.
But too busy now indeed. I might agree on editing that specific style in the beginning.

What is done is done.
>> No. 22299 Fairy
12th June 2014
Thursday 4:17 pm
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Anyways, brit-anons, I'll be checking the board for any relevant and adequate questions if there will be any in the future. First I thought of 4chan-ing the story but couldn't find any relevant boards.
>> No. 22300 Fairy
12th June 2014
Thursday 6:21 pm
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Also from the story-Hotel Colosseum, stayed overnight, free of charge, peaceful. Very high fence but manageable. Normally it costs 10 euros during the day. In the morning carabinieri came to throw us out and that's it.
I wish we had a camera.
>> No. 22301 Cockernay
12th June 2014
Thursday 9:04 pm
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>and didn't even phone home at some point
Wrong, just wasn't mentioned probably. We were sending cards+photoes from Nyon. I think I even managed to call while inside, they sell cards there too.
>> No. 22506 Wastelander
23rd July 2014
Wednesday 11:37 pm
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Moved it to wordpress, fuck google accounts.


>> No. 22256 Rasputin
5th June 2014
Thursday 11:02 am
22256 WTF
What a shit imageboard!
From Russia with love!
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>> No. 22257 Fairy
5th June 2014
Thursday 11:16 am
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Somewhat hypocritical post there, Ivan.
>> No. 22260 Gasthief
5th June 2014
Thursday 10:32 pm
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What he really wanted to say is that he likes shit.
Also, it is very likely that his name may be Vovan.
>> No. 22271 Boyo
11th June 2014
Wednesday 4:57 am
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It was bratishka, that film called green elephant.
>> No. 22276 Fairy
11th June 2014
Wednesday 5:01 pm
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Britashka you mean?

>> No. 22262 Kraut
8th June 2014
Sunday 8:13 am
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So what do britla.ds think about this new mene originating from Poland?
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>> No. 22264 Monkey
8th June 2014
Sunday 11:59 am
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The Aventures of Professors in Auschwitz
Herr Bartozewski, please go to bed.
Just a moment, please.
6 hours later...
Herr Bartozewski, you have not slept. Take a rest day.
>> No. 22265 Raoul
8th June 2014
Sunday 12:00 pm
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I think 'you have not slept' is actually 'you are very sleepy' or similar. You get the idea though.
>> No. 22266 Bernd
9th June 2014
Monday 11:04 pm
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It's shit like any other Polish meme.
>> No. 22267 Britfag
9th June 2014
Monday 11:22 pm
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Being a 1st generation immigrant from the late 80's, Polish culture is fairly alien to me. I get some stuff, but shit like this flies well over my head.

Polish, they're a mixed bunch if I'm honest.
>> No. 22268 Monkey
10th June 2014
Tuesday 4:03 pm
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I really, really don't get it.

>> No. 21588 Chink
28th December 2013
Saturday 2:25 am
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'Sup lads. Been in the Middle Kingdom for about a week now. If anyone is interested I can fill you in on the joy of life in Le Chinois, as I believe the natives call it, and provide pics and answer questions. Let me know.
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>> No. 22255 AnonFromHK
5th June 2014
Thursday 7:51 am
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Still struggling to upload pictures - Symbian no liek .gs.

However, I must say, a month of 30+ heat has been fun. I am dead impressed that my chillies have started to sprout, despite only being in the ground for a week. They appear to like the heat...

Will try and get pics of the old flat up soon. Turned out my flatmate was trying to steal from me, so I promptly left. Last night he posted up the fact that it is now available on his FB account, so I might be moving back there. Heh. What a cunt...
>> No. 22258 Britfag
5th June 2014
Thursday 12:53 pm
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While we wait with baited breath for the pics, tell us what became of the lady from next door.
>> No. 22261 AnonFromHK
6th June 2014
Friday 3:55 am
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I will do, but she's cooking breakfast at the min. Later.
>> No. 22366 AnonFromHK
21st June 2014
Saturday 6:37 pm
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I just want to mention that as I sit hear, thunder echoing from the sky and literally causing the ground to shake, that every clap of it has been perfectly in sync with a drop of the DJ Proteus mix I am listening to. Next level, .gs, next level.

(A good day to you Sir!)
>> No. 22404 AnonFromHK
3rd July 2014
Thursday 10:50 am
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I am currently learning Mandarin, Tagalog and Cantonese simultaneously. Please kill me.

>> No. 22247 Kraut
2nd June 2014
Monday 8:26 pm
22247 Music
Post happy music and happy people from your country.

I start:



German-Brazilian lady unrelated.
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>> No. 22252 Cockernay
4th June 2014
Wednesday 3:58 am
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u wot

It's clearly Nic Cage.
>> No. 22253 Raoul
4th June 2014
Wednesday 4:12 am
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I got mixed up, I actually meant Mel Gibson.
>> No. 22254 Monkey
4th June 2014
Wednesday 6:58 am
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It's clearly Rik Mayall.
>> No. 22259 Fairy
5th June 2014
Thursday 1:56 pm
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>> No. 22269 Monkey
11th June 2014
Wednesday 12:24 am
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Now we know it was this strenuous violin performance that pushed him off the twig.

>> No. 22151 Bernd
20th May 2014
Tuesday 6:52 pm
22151 International thread for international minded people
What is your favourite corporation from your country?

Mine is Volkswagen.
Not only because it has many, many car brands, but also because of its strong commercial vehicles department.
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>> No. 22235 Raoul
29th May 2014
Thursday 10:42 am
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>Why would you make anywhere so bright?
It is surprising: seeing as they're being handily beaten by fucking Force India this season, I'd assumed they did all their engineering in the dark.
>> No. 22236 AnonFromHK
29th May 2014
Thursday 12:55 pm
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Credit Suisse, because they willingly admitted they were guilty in a court of law, something banks don't do.
>> No. 22244 Gasthief
30th May 2014
Friday 10:53 pm
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Then why would CS do that, what's the incentive?
>> No. 22245 AnonFromHK
31st May 2014
Saturday 3:57 am
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I'd like to say a shift in company ethics with the hopes the rest of the banks might follow, given the changing regulatory landscape and the impending implementation of the Volcker rule as an extension of Dodd Frank (R.I.P. Proprietary trading). But if I know CS then it's somehow cheaper to admit they diddled hundreds of millions, if not billions, of dollars from the US government via their own ultra high net worth citizens who placed their trust in tax loopholes offered by CS's off shoring tactics.

They are part of the small group of big boys who are getting of relatively Scott free in comparison to a lot of the other banks who don't have the clout to impose on governments, so maybe this was the condition they had to meet in order to escape having unfavourable light shone on their dark pools. Who knows, eh? But if the customer could see how aggressively they were traded against by the bankers they pay to manage their assets, they may lose faith rather quickly.

Tl;dr CS is probably taking the cheap route, their reputation is worth more than they're paying out.
>> No. 22246 Fairy
31st May 2014
Saturday 8:54 am
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Their share price did rise on the back of the announcement of their $2.6bn settlement. I suppose that suggests the market had priced in an even stiffer penalty.

>> No. 22237 Cockernay
30th May 2014
Friday 7:24 pm
22237 Foucault's Pendulum
I wasn't really sure where to place this: /zoo/, /art/, /map/ or /uni/ but I plumped for here in the end because maybe some FroggyLads might see this and take pity on me.

I'm going to Paris this June, partly because I wanted to visit the original Foucault's Pendulum in the musee de arts et metiers. However, it apparently completely passed me by that the original was destroyed in an accident in 2010: http://www.timeshighereducation.co.uk/411529.article

The last time I was in Paris (Easter last year) I saw a replica pendulum in the Pantheon, however I distinctly remember that it was being removed a few days after I was there for repairs and maintenance.

So, my question is threefold, and as Google isn't being very helpful perhaps some very nice and learned chap on here might be able to help out:

1) Has there been any kind of replica Pendulum installed in the musee since the accident?

2) Has the Pantheon's replica pendulum been reinstalled or will it be reinstalled before the end of June?

3) Or failing both of those, are there any other replica pendulums in Paris or the Paris Region that I could visit?

Thank you to anyone who might be able to help!
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>> No. 22238 Fairy
30th May 2014
Friday 7:33 pm
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Sounds like you're really interested in the Parisian swinging scene.

je prends mon manteau.
>> No. 22241 Fairy
30th May 2014
Friday 8:34 pm
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I think it's a replica but there's definitely something there that still works.
>> No. 22242 Cockernay
30th May 2014
Friday 8:58 pm
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That is fantastic, thank you!
>> No. 22243 Raoul
30th May 2014
Friday 9:27 pm
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Of course, the worst part of the incident is evidently how little they've learned about it. You could say they've learnt Foucault.

J'suis déjà portant mon paletot.

>> No. 22030 Monkey
6th May 2014
Tuesday 9:58 pm
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What would be the best way to learn a new language?
I'd love to learn German.
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>> No. 22227 Fairy
27th May 2014
Tuesday 10:55 am
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Sustain a blow to the back of the head and get grapheme-colour synesthesia, then sit down with a German-English dictionary and a copy of Das Kapital.
>> No. 22228 Kraut
27th May 2014
Tuesday 4:50 pm
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I resent the notion that Germans don't have humour.

Let me prove you wrong:

>Person 1: "So, I heard your grandpa died in a concentration camp. Is it true?"
>Person 2: "Yes, he died from a heartattack while fucking your grandma in the camp brothel."
>> No. 22230 Cockernay
27th May 2014
Tuesday 4:53 pm
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Not really helping your case there lad.
>> No. 22231 Monkey
27th May 2014
Tuesday 4:55 pm
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I've heard that before as:
"My grandfather died in a concentration camp."
"Yeah, he fell out of his guard tower because he was laughing so hard."

Which somehow manages to be less crude than your version.
>> No. 22232 Fairy
27th May 2014
Tuesday 5:07 pm
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I don't think that's a german origins joke.

>> No. 22189 Kraut
22nd May 2014
Thursday 9:46 pm
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Have you ever been to Oktoberfest or an Oktoberfest-like event?
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>> No. 22208 Fairy
23rd May 2014
Friday 7:56 pm
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Don't you think he has effeminate eyebrows?
>> No. 22210 Kraut
23rd May 2014
Friday 9:23 pm
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Looks foreign, too.
>> No. 22211 Boyo
23rd May 2014
Friday 10:15 pm
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This is going to be an unnecessarily revealing and crude post, but I've not had a [insert your own amusing euphemism for a session of masturbation here] in ages and the lady in the OP has given me a right old [your favourite slang expression for an erection goes here].
>> No. 22222 Angela
25th May 2014
Sunday 10:44 pm
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The original Oktoberfest is shit. It's overpriced, your glas doesn't get properly filled, getting served takes ages and it's so crowded that a lot of times you're close to passing out even if you're sober. I don't get why foreigners want to got there so badly.
>> No. 22223 Boyo
25th May 2014
Sunday 11:52 pm
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Same reason people attend Glastonbury and that I'd think, it's the image attached to the event as much as the event itself.

>> No. 22212 Angela
25th May 2014
Sunday 10:32 am
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What do Brits and other foreigners think about the German euro-sceptic party "Alternative für Deutschland"?

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>> No. 22217 Kraut
25th May 2014
Sunday 12:00 pm
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Because we don't drink enough beer?
>> No. 22218 Cockernay
25th May 2014
Sunday 12:11 pm
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Exactly, that is by far the most egregious thing Germany has ever done.
>> No. 22219 Kraut
25th May 2014
Sunday 12:26 pm
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Well, we are also one of the main responsible for Modern Talking.
>> No. 22220 Porridgewog
25th May 2014
Sunday 12:43 pm
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You can't leave yet, we haven't approved your readmission.
>> No. 22221 Kraut
25th May 2014
Sunday 1:04 pm
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So, that's from the 70s or sth?

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>> No. 22199 Raoul
23rd May 2014
Friday 10:50 am
22199 Devolved Scottish board when?
Devolved Scottish board when?

A racist homophobic pro gun professor and UKIP supporter was teaching a class on James the First, known James VI.

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship James the First and accept that he was the most highly-evolved Scot the world has ever known, even greater than William Wallace himself!”

At this moment, a brave, transexual, non hetero-normal Radical Independence champion who had attended over 100 anti UKIP protests and understood the necessity of mild fascism in leftist to make people vote for the right people, stood up.

”Muh bennies”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of The History of the United Kingdom. He stormed out of the room crying those Better Together crocodile tears. The same tears Better Togethers cry for "Poor England" as she doesn't have her own Parliament even though Scottish votes on English matters don't even make a difference! He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but the lines at the UKIP: Free Guns store was just too long.

The students applauded and all registered SNP that day and accepted Alex Salmond as their lord and savior. A pigeon named “Diversity” flew into the room and perched atop the Scottish Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. Scotland the Brave was sung several times, and Salmond himself showed up and enacted an 80% tax rate on the rich and banned air rifles across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died from a spree shooter the next week.
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>> No. 22203 Fairy
23rd May 2014
Friday 3:12 pm
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I was just looking at some recent referendum polls, and while it's evident that the Yes vote has the momentum, there's been some really poor showings in the last few weeks, -10 to -14 in favour of yes.
>> No. 22204 Kraut
23rd May 2014
Friday 5:11 pm
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Do scots want to join a new country?
We could use a new Bundeslands.
>> No. 22205 Garlicfag
23rd May 2014
Friday 5:23 pm
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>> No. 22206 Britfag
23rd May 2014
Friday 5:35 pm
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Wonderful. Inaudible smirk.
>> No. 22209 Britfag
23rd May 2014
Friday 8:33 pm
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I lost my enthusiasm for independence and the SNP when I began to learn how progressive and un-nationalist their movement is.

>> No. 22056 Kraut
16th May 2014
Friday 9:12 pm
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What are your thoughts on that picture?
Does it make you feel angry?
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>> No. 22138 Britfag
20th May 2014
Tuesday 1:34 am
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This thread proves that my online compatriots are fucking idiots who won't admit to anything.
>> No. 22139 Fairy
20th May 2014
Tuesday 1:46 am
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>> No. 22140 Cockernay
20th May 2014
Tuesday 2:07 am
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You got me, I was the what killed all those Sepoys.

I really should just time travel to the racist periods of history from now on.
>> No. 22142 Cockernay
20th May 2014
Tuesday 7:59 am
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When did this place turn into /int/?

Sage for shit thread.
>> No. 22145 Britfag
20th May 2014
Tuesday 9:45 am
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/zoo/ has never really recovered from when the block on Johnny Foreigners was in place.

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