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>> No. 5003 Anonymous
6th September 2011
Tuesday 6:40 pm
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>> No. 29640 Anonymous
9th March 2020
Monday 12:55 pm
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>>29639
Or if you want to be a sarcastic online teenager, "cOvId-19"
>> No. 29641 Anonymous
9th March 2020
Monday 3:11 pm
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>>29639
>As far as I'm aware the WHO named the coronavirus "Covid-19", but people keep writing it as "COVID-19"
u fkin wot m8
>> No. 29687 Anonymous
27th March 2020
Friday 1:06 am
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People who keep spelling martial law as marshall law, as if they expect Eminem to show up and start running things.
>> No. 29688 Anonymous
27th March 2020
Friday 1:17 am
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>>29687

The Chinese virus needs Chinese solutions
>> No. 29710 Anonymous
28th March 2020
Saturday 6:27 pm
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Americans writing "Antifa" as though it was an acronym (i.e. ANTIFA). I can accept any other variation, but this one is irritating.

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>> No. 21041 Anonymous
24th January 2020
Friday 5:58 pm
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Lads are you worried about the coronavirus?

I've purposely not read up about it. Mainly because the SARS, Swine Flu, Bird Flu and Ebola threat was over-hyped by the media. Prediction wise, I think after several months it will be contained and everyone will eventually forget about it.

What do you think?
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>> No. 23234 Anonymous
28th March 2020
Saturday 2:49 pm
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>>23233
Did they have chicken in stock?
>> No. 23235 Anonymous
28th March 2020
Saturday 2:54 pm
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>>23234
Yes.
>> No. 23236 Anonymous
28th March 2020
Saturday 4:30 pm
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https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/28/uk-records-largest-single-day-increase-in-covid-19-deaths-to-1019

>The UK has recorded its biggest day-on-day increase in the number of people to die of Covid-19 infection since the outbreak began, taking the total to 1,019.

>Department of Health figures reveal that at 5pm on Friday the toll had increased by 260 from 759 the day before.

>The 34% rise is the largest day-on-day percentage increase since 18 March, when the total rose by 46% from 71 to 104.


ITZ!!!
>> No. 23237 Anonymous
28th March 2020
Saturday 5:08 pm
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>>23235
Weird, usually the stock is separate.
>> No. 23238 Anonymous
28th March 2020
Saturday 6:23 pm
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We're now at 645K corona cases worldwide.

https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/


My suspicion is still that the real, undocumented number is in the tens of millions worldwide.

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>> No. 28571 Anonymous
17th May 2019
Friday 1:05 am
/101/28571 Minor Rants and Piss-Offs, Mark VIII
It appears largethreadmodlad has also locked the previous iteration of this thread; Mark VIII it is, then.

I take perfect care of my nails. I don't bite them, I cut in the standard flat formation every 3-5 days, and scrub under them in the shower. So why the actual fuck are my cuticles bleeding? Putting the plaster over to catch the blood means I can't play my bass properly, and that pisses me off.
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>> No. 29705 Anonymous
28th March 2020
Saturday 5:22 pm
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I don't think my scrum master (yes, they're actually called that) would appreciate me telling him that his job isn't particularly necessary. I might moot changing it to a Monday-Wednesday-Friday structure, but we have client-side people who sporadically join in and I think they like knowing they can check our progress on any random morning.

Besides, while I'm a specialist, I'm still the newest joiner on my team. I'd rather not rock the boat since I have no interest in office politics and prefer to just do my work.
>> No. 29706 Anonymous
28th March 2020
Saturday 5:39 pm
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>>29705

>I'm still the newest joiner on my team

Maybe that's the problem, this seems more like a system for programmers.
>> No. 29707 Anonymous
28th March 2020
Saturday 5:55 pm
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We read out sales from about 10 different areas every Monday to Wednesday. The best part is that most of the people doing the reading are reasonably shy or not wonderful at English. It tends to be quite enduring to stand through and I stand far away so I often don't hear anything. There are days when people read out the figures entirely wrong and we all just let it happen.

I can see the potential for 1-2 morning meetings a week but they really should be short and sweet.
>> No. 29708 Anonymous
28th March 2020
Saturday 6:01 pm
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>>29707

There's a thing in aviation like that, where everyone gets on a conference call once a week just to read out the number of delays they've had that week and why. They're stopped because of this bollocks and I hope they never come back - they make no sense. The delays are already common knowledge and fed back to the airline's operations departments by email, movement messages, and ACARS feeds daily anyway, so these calls are, I assume, literally there to shame people, or because upper management are too lazy or thick to look at the reports.
>> No. 29709 Anonymous
28th March 2020
Saturday 6:11 pm
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>>29705
>I might moot changing it to a Monday-Wednesday-Friday structure

Never organise catch-ups on a Monday. You won't have much of an idea of how your weeks going to go and therefore the whole team is so focused on not looking a dosser that they don't listen to other people. Likewise, nobody wants to do a meeting on a Friday - don't be a dick.

I don't work in programming but I do work in an industry with too many managers. What worked for me was to moan about it with other people so that when you send the email it has some weight to it without naming names. Then you convince them to make the meeting on a Tuesday afternoon when everyone is so busy that it never happens again.

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>> No. 431786 Anonymous
28th October 2019
Monday 8:03 am
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New midweek thread: Let's enter Robot Wars edition.
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>> No. 435707 Anonymous
27th March 2020
Friday 10:18 pm
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>>435706

Was anyone in there taking advantage of the exotic atmosphere to knob their girlfriend?
>> No. 435708 Anonymous
27th March 2020
Friday 11:27 pm
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>>435707

>taking advantage of the exotic atmosphere to knob their girlfriend

I vaguely remember that this must be a reference to something someone posted here a while ago, but I can't be arsed to figure it out.
>> No. 435714 Anonymous
28th March 2020
Saturday 8:52 am
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>>435708

I think he's referring to that one cunt off about the lads who need to speak a bit of Spanish to get in their girlfriend's pants, and the other lad who takes her in the bathroom at Nandos.
>> No. 435715 Anonymous
28th March 2020
Saturday 11:10 am
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>>435714

Getting someone for a shag in a pub toilet in Blackpool is certainly the bigger challenge.
>> No. 435716 Anonymous
28th March 2020
Saturday 1:33 pm
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>>435708
I think it's just normal for Blackpool.

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>> No. 5120 Anonymous
27th March 2020
Friday 5:55 pm
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I can't do squats due to a bad knee so what can I do instead?

At the moment I'm doing deadlifts and step-ups on a 12" high block. Both for high reps.
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>> No. 5126 Anonymous
27th March 2020
Friday 8:34 pm
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>>5123

Mirth. You should take that to the Harry Potter subreddit and send the resident Marxist lunatics into frothy ravaging meltdown.
>> No. 5127 Anonymous
27th March 2020
Friday 8:44 pm
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Romanian deadlifts might be the answer?
>> No. 5128 Anonymous
27th March 2020
Friday 8:47 pm
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>>5121
It's to make you want to slither in.
>> No. 5130 Anonymous
27th March 2020
Friday 8:51 pm
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>>5125
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality fixes most everything about the universe.
>> No. 5131 Anonymous
28th March 2020
Saturday 10:39 am
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Fiction is totally unrealistic, how could there be a person called indiana jones that looks identical to Harrison Ford that would be statistically improbable also it is impossible genetically that a man that looks identical Sean Connery could be his father. Are we supposed to just suspend all logic and reason and knowledge of biology? Wow I really hope someone got fired for that blunder.

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>> No. 29019 Anonymous
21st October 2019
Monday 7:32 pm
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I honestly can't stand it any more.

The internet is breaking my faith in the human species and I need a break from it. Doesn't matter where you go. Chan boards? Infested with alt-right mouthbreathers. Reddit? The opposite brand of people with mind-worms so powerful they think the holodomor was a good thing. Video game sites? Corporate shills and pay-pig knuckle draggers. Obscure nerd hobby forum? Autism so powerful you can't even risk making a joke. Twitter? Let's not even go there, honestly.

Talking to randoms online has always felt like a beneficial exposure to differing ideas and opinions, but nowadays I'm starting to feel like participating in anything resembling the typical modern social media culture simply isn't good for me. Maybe I'm getting old, maybe everyone is just a dickhead, maybe I'm just a dickhead; but I used to be one of the people with ideals and some hope to change the world for the better. Ten years on, the kids have decided what I believe in is outdated, and that I'm pretty much the reincarnation of Hitler for every questioning the new orthodoxies of thought.

I'll be the first to admit I don't exactly have a busy social life in the real world. I'm working on changing that, but there are times I'm not feeling up to it, so I rely on the internet as a crutch. It's those times where I feel incredibly isolated without it, but exposing myself to the widespread toxicity of the internet at large any more is almost certainly unhealthy by this point.

What can I do?
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>> No. 29036 Anonymous
23rd October 2019
Wednesday 8:51 pm
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>What can I do?

Get outside, the internets isn't real.
>> No. 29082 Anonymous
25th November 2019
Monday 3:30 am
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>Chan boards? Infested with alt-right mouthbreathers

As someone that's been on a certain imageboard on-and-off for what'll be ten years in 2020, I know how you feel, m8. I hate these people about as much as those redditors you mentioned. I just saw that this meme (a meme that was part of the reason I really grew sick of the place) is apparently now so ubiquitous that it's trended on knowyourmeme:

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-eternal-anglo

Maybe I'm also just getting older, but the lack of any kind of civility online is just tiring to me, now. The internet has rarely ever been civil, but *at least* I knew there was an element of freedom of expression, as older people still didn't quite understand what kids did. Now we're not even gonna have that. All the places I've browsed for years are full and under a corporate thumb that once wasn't there, and if they are there, the place quickly becomes full of childish ideologues and oh-so hilarious memers.

What I will say is that I agree very much with this lad >>29030. I'm very lucky that I have a friend who thinks similarly to me, but he's admittedly also a lot more socially mature, less anxious. He thinks many of the things I think, but he's also just a kind, grounded person. He was once a lot more addicted to chans and the internet, but he hasn't been for years, now. He focuses on the outside world, and he just seems happier for it. Thinking of him keeps me remembering that the world outside, at least as it currently is, doesn't really give a shit about most of us, and that those that concern themselves with the internet too much are the ones ultimately doing themselves harm. They think they're so smart, so learned, so funny, but they're rarely making the difference that they think they are.

I guess to just summarise: The world does keep turning. And unless we hear nuclear sirens going off or you see tanks rolling down your street; then you've got the rest of your life to go out and enjoy it. I'd recommend getting the money together to visit national parks, forests, museums, etc. Don't mind the weather, just give it a go. It'll at least remind you that you're alive.
>> No. 29575 Anonymous
28th March 2020
Saturday 1:33 am
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>>29028
Ive had the same thoughts recently.

This might sound a little forward, but I feel a weird affinity with you after reading your post and I feel like I'd love to get to know you
>> No. 29576 Anonymous
28th March 2020
Saturday 3:23 am
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In the space of fifteen years, online discourse has gone from isolated communities astonished to discover how many different points of view there are around the world, to becoming a hyperpartisan, hyperpolitical clusterfuck.

I don't post much any more, because I can tell that taking sense isn't doing any good. And that's, reassuringly, why arguing on the internet has got worse- because millions of us have attained enlightenment and bugged out of it. There are lots of us out there but we don't realise it because we've stopped communicating our presence.

I think a lot of us have used the internet to cathartically purge ourselves of a lot of the ugliness we see in others and have gone on to start families and have careers and such.

Meaningful conversation with the good guys tends to be brief. The good guys don't argue. They politely inform one another of facts, briefly research to confirm veracity, and thank each other for shoring up one another's ignorance. Conversation with the bad guys is a Sisyphean exercise in masochism, where they learn nothing and the only lesson you can learn is to not bother. So their rambling bleats tend to dominate message boards and such like.
>> No. 29577 Anonymous
28th March 2020
Saturday 7:45 am
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Try getting pen pals. I had one for a while a few years back where we solely communicated via email and I found it rather cathartic. A nice break from everything else online where you're generally getting instant responses and quickly disposable stimulation; you can properly reflect and think about what you're trying to say.

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>> No. 27411 Anonymous
28th March 2020
Saturday 12:24 am
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szdbKz5CyhA

Remember when computers were exciting?
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>> No. 27412 Anonymous
28th March 2020
Saturday 1:32 am
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>>27411
I don't think much of that outro music.
>> No. 27413 Anonymous
28th March 2020
Saturday 1:59 am
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Christ, that's a women.

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>> No. 435367 Anonymous
16th March 2020
Monday 8:52 pm
/b/435367 LADS
I've suddenly got two weeks off work, fucking class, and I was wondering what you two were doing and how we should celebrate? I'm not leaving the house.

That other fucking thread is miserable, and full of lies. If the virus is going to take us, we might as well go down ranting, happily.

What are you doing with your recently found time off?
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>> No. 435709 Anonymous
27th March 2020
Friday 11:33 pm
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>>435705

Right, with social distancing right now, it's going to be pretty rough going for many a younglad. Anybody who's not in a relationship will pretty much have to just keep knocking a few out every day.

Which is all the more reason to expect that once the coronavirus restrictions have been lifted, people are just going to become lost in a continuous, several months long, booze and drug fuelled countrywide bonk of everybody with everybody.

And that could then actually go a long way giving even the most self-pitying shut ins a shot at getting laid.
>> No. 435710 Anonymous
27th March 2020
Friday 11:34 pm
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>>435709
https://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-health-coronavirus-malaysia-karex/condom-shortage-looms-after-coronavirus-lockdown-shuts-worlds-top-producer-idUKKBN21E1PK
>> No. 435711 Anonymous
28th March 2020
Saturday 12:33 am
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>>435709

If this goes on for more than a few weeks, I predict an epidemic of incest.
>> No. 435712 Anonymous
28th March 2020
Saturday 12:40 am
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>>435711
So we will be Baby Boomers 2.0
>> No. 435713 Anonymous
28th March 2020
Saturday 1:14 am
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>>435709
Don't give me hope, lad.

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>> No. 2130 Anonymous
31st March 2010
Wednesday 11:01 am
/A/2130 Alcoholics
Are there any 'resting actors' out there?

I'm back up to about a litre of whisky a day again. :(
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>> No. 8355 Anonymous
25th March 2020
Wednesday 8:06 pm
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I thought you could here? There used to be booze-and-fags delivery places on HungryHouse that were open until 4am and charged exorbitant prices. Granted I gave up drinking in 2017 so maybe they've been banned since.
>> No. 8356 Anonymous
25th March 2020
Wednesday 8:38 pm
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>>8351

They were welding people's doors shut in China so I imagine that helped.
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25th March 2020
Wednesday 8:45 pm
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>>8356

To be fair, if someone could weld me in on my tod with 500 bottles of vodka and not turn my water off until it's over I'd be stoked.
>> No. 8358 Anonymous
26th March 2020
Thursday 8:23 pm
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>>8355
You can definitely still get booze delivered (for about twice as much as an offie or supermarket charges). There's a 24/7 cornershop near me so it's never been tempting until now.
>> No. 8359 Anonymous
28th March 2020
Saturday 12:39 am
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I am running low. All I got is a half rum. I felt bad, but then I realised, I am happy when I drink. So I started again. I blame corona.

All I am missing is a hooker, but they don't wanna come out any longer. Sad state of affairs.

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>> No. 13192 Anonymous
22nd January 2020
Wednesday 5:53 pm
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This is going to be our food review thread.
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>> No. 13265 Anonymous
2nd March 2020
Monday 8:03 pm
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>>13262

So many guilty wanks to this one.
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2nd March 2020
Monday 8:44 pm
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>> No. 13267 Anonymous
2nd March 2020
Monday 9:03 pm
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>>13265

Have you tried SARAH MILLICAN'S SQUELCHY FANNY CUSTARD yet?
>> No. 13268 Anonymous
3rd March 2020
Tuesday 4:54 pm
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God, Sarah Millican is gorgeous but her reliance on toilet humour is a real turn off. I'd still eat her arse, though, no guilt about it.
>> No. 13270 Anonymous
27th March 2020
Friday 9:07 pm
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I've finally got around to trying the No Chick Strips from Iceland's vegan range. A lot of brands that try to replicate the texture of chicken with layers of layers of hydrated soya protein fuck it horribly by making it too chewy or too watery but these were spot on. In fact, they might be the best veggie chicken I've tried but they should be at that price.

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>> No. 426868 Anonymous
16th May 2019
Thursday 5:49 pm
/b/426868 Dream Thread Mk. II
Fitter when she was fat edition.

You know the drill lads. Here are a few helpful links in order to help you further your proficiency at dreaming, and hopefully elevate the quality of discussion about our nocturnal adventures:

https://www.dreammoods.com/dreamdictionary/

https://www.tuck.com/how-to-lucid-dream/

https://open.spotify.com/album/3zci9uc3JFKmKV3x0TcAKd
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>> No. 435600 Anonymous
23rd March 2020
Monday 10:22 pm
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>>435594
It's not nice to remind people of their advanced years in times like this.
>> No. 435602 Anonymous
23rd March 2020
Monday 10:33 pm
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>>435594

Yeah you're a good generation younger than me and probably went to a school with a lot less urban yootz. Good for you lad.
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26th March 2020
Thursday 1:45 am
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One of you left a post that was also an envelope full of money for people to take as and when they needed it. I don't really need anything, but I liked the dream logic of being able to post a physical wad of cash onto the net, so I'm telling you all about it now.
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26th March 2020
Thursday 11:56 pm
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>>435653
I got a chuckle out of this picturing myself being paid for dreaming overtime - cash in hand.

I'd probably do overtime in my sleep if I could.
>> No. 435703 Anonymous
27th March 2020
Friday 7:16 pm
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I've recently been having dreams where I've been living entirely alternate lives.

The other day I woke up feeling like Arnold Rimmer in "Thanks for the memory" after having spent the whole night dreaming about a perfect girlfriend who never existed.

Last night I was dreaming that I was in uni as a foreign exchange student. Not only were all the popular birds dead into me and my ability to speak their language but I was training with and doing private lessons daily with one of my jiu jitsu heroes.

I don't think I have to get on the old ouija board to Sigmund to figure out what's going on in my subconscious lately.

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>> No. 65174 Ambulancelad
27th March 2020
Friday 6:12 pm
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>> No. 65175 Moralfag
27th March 2020
Friday 6:48 pm
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>>65174
u fuckin wot m8?

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>> ID: 7389f1 No. 13515 Anonymous
10th December 2015
Thursday 8:44 pm

ID: 7389f1
/shed/13515 Silly Sausage Thread
Ban appeals, supplication and fry-ups.
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>> ID: 497595 No. 15315 Anonymous
27th March 2020
Friday 9:11 am

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>>15313
This won't result in phone networks getting range banned again will it?
>> ID: ec74d0 No. 15316 Anonymous
27th March 2020
Friday 9:18 am

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>>15315
Depends how badly you abuse them.
>> ID: 6c0fdd No. 15317 Anonymous
27th March 2020
Friday 9:45 am

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>>15313
What are you gonna do, huh, what the FUCK are you gonna do when the world runs out of IP addresses for you to ban? The website will be empty because no-one will be able to post here. Didn't think that through eh?
>> ID: cad645 No. 15318 Anonymous
27th March 2020
Friday 9:58 am

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>>15317

>The website will be empty because no-one will be able to post here

THE DREAM
>> ID: 09908d No. 15319 Anonymous
27th March 2020
Friday 3:24 pm

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>>15318

In this light, my approach to idiots on my social media this last week and modlad's approach to idiots on his SpudChan seem eerily similar.

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>> No. 65172 Auntiefucker
26th March 2020
Thursday 9:59 pm
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ladm9s who is this actress? She's on the Paddy Power ad breaks on The Walking dead. It's been doing my head in for weeks because I'm sure I've seen her in something before
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>> No. 65173 Paedofag
26th March 2020
Thursday 11:01 pm
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>> No. 430053 Anonymous
31st August 2019
Saturday 8:53 am
/b/430053 Literal "what are you feeling right now" thread
Shamelessly stealing the very excellent idea from >>/101/28964

Here is a place to post utterly inane observations about your current state of being.

---Start---

I like birds but starlings are a massive noisy pain in the arse.
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>> No. 435655 Anonymous
26th March 2020
Thursday 10:19 am
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Have they changed Wotsits? They pack I had wasn't very puffy.
>> No. 435662 Anonymous
26th March 2020
Thursday 1:03 pm
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>>435655

They're running low on puff gas because of corona.
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26th March 2020
Thursday 2:13 pm
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>>435655
Pretty sure squares have got thinner as well. Not nearly as crunchy as they used to be.
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26th March 2020
Thursday 2:18 pm
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>>435668
If squares got thinner they'd be rectangles.
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26th March 2020
Thursday 4:00 pm
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>>435669

They should really be called cuboids, not squares as a line has no thickness in geometry innit.

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>> No. 65142 YubYub
23rd March 2020
Monday 7:15 pm
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NOT. A. DIDDLER.

NOT. A. DIDDLER.

NOT. A. DIDDLER.
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>> No. 65161 Anonymous
24th March 2020
Tuesday 8:15 pm
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>>65150

I love the scots verdict of "Not proven". I always think it's the court saying "He dunnit and we know 'e dunnit but we can't prove it so on with yer".
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25th March 2020
Wednesday 12:30 am
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>>65161

Which is pretty much what Michael Jackson's jurors said after his trial ..."We're sure he did it, we just couldn't prove it on this occasion."
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26th March 2020
Thursday 2:04 pm
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>>65161
You seem to have completely misread the post you are replying to, which is itself a refutation of yours.

That post is saying that the verdict means the prosecution's case is so rubbish that there is virtually no charge to answer to begin with.
>> No. 65170 YubYub
26th March 2020
Thursday 2:09 pm
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that was my first post in the thread, i didn't bother to read the rest of it.

anyway:

"Both in the "solemn" and the "summary" acquittals, not proven is interpreted as indicating that the jury or judge, respectively, is not convinced of the innocence of the accused; in fact, they may be morally convinced that the accused is guilty, but do not find the proofs sufficient for a conviction. One reason for this is the rule that in such cases the evidence for the prosecution must be corroborated in order to permit a conviction. Thus, there might be a single plaintiff or witness for the prosecution, which the jury or judge believes is both truthful and trustworthy, but no other witness or circumstances against the accused. By Scottish law, the accused then should be acquitted, but often will be so by the verdict not proven.[1]"

that's not the same thing as having 'no charge to answer'. I think you're happily choosing your own interpretation here.
>> No. 65171 Moralfag
26th March 2020
Thursday 2:24 pm
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The prosecution gambit was to get him under the Moorov Doctorine - if a lot of people say he's a sexual criminal, then all of their claims (absent other evidence) can corroborate one another and be entered as evidence. What actually happened is when they went trawling for claims (interviewing over 400 women) they had to really reach, drawing in things like "tugging on hair" to try and get a reasonable number of cases in. I think including farcical charges like that undermined their whole case, the jury thought it was bollocks and threw the whole lot out.

The whole business with SNP factionalism around this is very interesting. Sturgeon clearly wasn't on his side and expressed no gladness he'd been found innocent (unlike some other SNP representatives), the Scottish Government has already been sued by Salmond for cocking up their internal investigation into his behaviour - but Sturgeon gets on with the civil servant who was in charge of it and re-appointed them. It'll be interesting to see what evidence of a conspiracy Salmond presents, having claimed he's got it but couldn't enter it into the trial.

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>> ID: f749a2 No. 15301 Anonymous
26th March 2020
Thursday 12:53 pm

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Is there a reason I can sometimes visit on mobile Internet without any trouble, but sometimes his the network's adult content filter and have to fire up a VPN?

It seems to have swung back and forth a couple of times in the last few months.
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>> ID: cad645 No. 15302 Anonymous
26th March 2020
Thursday 1:01 pm

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I have the same thing, with Three? They seem to let it slide until I try to post something.

I'm not the admin but I'm willing to bet it's an ISP issue not a .gs one.
>> ID: 6c0fdd No. 15303 Anonymous
26th March 2020
Thursday 2:01 pm

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>>15302
Agreed, Three are always trying to tell me the content filter is on when it isn't.

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>> No. 425684 Anonymous
5th April 2019
Friday 11:36 pm
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So am I the only one who is getting a bit annoyed by this whole Greta Thunberg cult, or am I just too much of a cold hearted cynic that the world would be better off without?

I don't doubt the legitimate concern of her generation over climate change, after all it will fall to them to sort out the utter fucking mess that we have left the planet in, but all the awards that she is now being showered with are IMO just middle aged and old people's guilt over their own failure to save the planet's climate despite having had decades of prior warning, and who lost their way and succumbed to high carbon footprint consumerism somewhere between 1990s road protest villages and today's school runs in a 4x4. None of it feels sincere or genuine, it's more like, yeah, just take all these awards and shut the hell up already.

And parents whose children now protest every Friday or so are now engaging in pissing matches on twitter and Instagram to show off which one of their kids gets the most involved. As one commenter said, nothing good has ever come of a youth protest movement that was applauded by parents.
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>> No. 435647 Anonymous
26th March 2020
Thursday 12:20 am
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>>435644

Modsontheblob.
>> No. 435648 Anonymous
26th March 2020
Thursday 12:27 am
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>>435643
> The movement behind the walkouts, Fridays for Future, has told strikers to conduct protests virtually due to the pandemic, which Thunberg said was a collective decision taken at an emergency remote meeting.

How do you do a virtual strike against school while in lockdown? Do you actively go outside or do you just put on a very stern face indeed and livestream yourself playing videogames (because you were doing your schoolwork at home the rest of the week, honest).

It's all such total nonsense at this point. Utter tosh.
>> No. 435649 Anonymous
26th March 2020
Thursday 12:29 am
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>>435648

>How do you do a virtual strike against school while in lockdown?

Pretty obvious and easy to do if your school is doing virtual lessons.
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26th March 2020
Thursday 12:42 am
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>>435649

Jesus wept, does that actually happen? I thought everyone was home-schooling (or watching Loose Women and Love Island while pretending to anyway). Well that's me well telt anyway. Good luck to them.
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26th March 2020
Thursday 12:43 am
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Some genuinely good news for a change:

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2020/mar/25/global-efforts-on-ozone-help-reverse-southern-jet-stream-damage

>The new paper, published in the journal Nature, shows that the Montreal protocol has paused the southward movement of the jet stream since the turn of the century and may even be starting to reverse it as the ozone hole begins to close. Last September, satellite images revealed the ozone hole annual peak had shrunk to 16.4m sq km, the smallest extent since 1982.

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>> No. 65157 Anonymous
24th March 2020
Tuesday 7:33 pm
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Colin salmon was a thing. Around the turn of the century he was in bond, resident evil, alien versus predator, the lot.

Now... Colin salmon is not a thing. It's like he's disappeared from public consciousness.
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>> No. 65162 Searchfag
24th March 2020
Tuesday 8:17 pm
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>>65160
>His name is slightly exotic

How dare you! Idris is a traditional Welsh name, It is name it is the name of a red hot dragon not one of your lumping great fairy tale dragons but a small chime heraldic welsh dragon who lives on smoke hill he does. Jones the steam found him up there you see.
>> No. 65163 Searchfag
24th March 2020
Tuesday 8:52 pm
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>>65162

I always associated Idris with Fiery Ginger Beer.
>> No. 65165 Paedofag
25th March 2020
Wednesday 2:48 pm
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Idris sounds like a contagious skin disease that gives you flakey eczema on your eyelids.
>> No. 65167 Moralfag
25th March 2020
Wednesday 3:40 pm
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>>65165
Not really, it's a really old name and one familiar to anyone with a passing knowledge of Shamanism.
>> No. 65168 YubYub
25th March 2020
Wednesday 10:21 pm
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>>65167
wotevs, idris

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>> No. 17227 Anonymous
6th November 2013
Wednesday 10:41 am
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I bought the worms bundle twice absent mindedly so here are the extra keys .gs

Superfrog HD https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=sMmGPe2yUKPMm3HC
Worms Blast https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=DRYGuGM38VdnxfuF
Worms Crazy Golf https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=eYEPWANxqsCnqkfY
Worms Ultimate Mayhem https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=xbqFPzD2SDRXmNSz
Worms Armageddon https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=U7TeH7v3r64aWT74
Worms Pinball https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=B73d2Xh85TTbdGyE

One each, that means you bikethief and stickyfingerslad.

https://www.humblebundle.com/ is Batman GOTY editions and FEAR.
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>> No. 23461 Anonymous
22nd March 2020
Sunday 12:49 pm
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>>23460
Seconding all of these.

Also if you were into platform games on the PC back in the early 90s then you might have encountered Jill of the Jungle and Bio Menace. Neither were stand-out titles in the shareware era in particular but the former is notable for being programmed by Tim Sweeney, who went on to found Epic, program the Unreal Engine and steer its course from Quake competitor to industry-wide middleware dominance, and then do Fortnite for 250 million kids or whatever it is now. He makes me feel like a right lazy cunt. Bio Menace is just pure Apogee nostalgia. Strangely gory, actually. I quite liked it back in the day.
>> No. 23465 Anonymous
22nd March 2020
Sunday 5:35 pm
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>>23456
Beneath a Steel Sky is hilarious and well worth a playthrough. Some of the dialog is brilliant, though the accents on the voice acting can be a little distracting at times. Can't say anything for the other games.
>> No. 23467 Anonymous
22nd March 2020
Sunday 9:31 pm
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>>23465
Joey was such a little shit.
>> No. 23468 Anonymous
23rd March 2020
Monday 9:42 am
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>>23467
That's not very nice, Rob.
>> No. 23472 Anonymous
25th March 2020
Wednesday 5:27 pm
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Drawful 2 is currently free on steam
https://store.steampowered.com/app/442070/Drawful_2/

The jackbox games are largely terrible and you only buy each pack to get one game out of them, and now they have made the best one free.

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