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>> No. 424669 Anonymous
2nd March 2019
Saturday 2:35 pm
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Weekend thread: bangers and mash edition.

If that lad with all the instant mash is about then I may have a business proposition for him; I went a bit overboard buying wholesale bags of Quorn sausages from Farmfoods.
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>> No. 425396 Anonymous
24th March 2019
Sunday 3:07 am
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I ate some mushrooms and went to a fetish club on my own. It went as you might expect.
>> No. 425399 Anonymous
24th March 2019
Sunday 6:39 am
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>>425392

I would wager there is also paracetamol in there, and obviously too much of that won't end well for you at all. Check the label before you neck anything, unless you're really after a very painful death.
>> No. 425400 Anonymous
24th March 2019
Sunday 6:59 am
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>>425399
>a very painful death
The irony.
>> No. 425401 Anonymous
24th March 2019
Sunday 8:20 am
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>>425393
A terrible waste.
>> No. 425402 Anonymous
24th March 2019
Sunday 11:57 am
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I think the lad in the National Action thread was right when he said that young people used to find their tribe, or attempt to fit into one, based on specific genres of music whereas nowadays, particularly with the affect the internet has had on social interactions, people are increasingly getting a sense of community and belonging from political ideologies.

I suppose with Watson she was always going to get her head rotted by Hollywood luvvies. Not everyone can be as level headed as Grint or a raging alcoholic like Radcliffe.

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>> No. 84895 Anonymous
9th February 2019
Saturday 8:13 am
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Jimmy Saville: My new Brexit party stands ready to defend democracy

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2019/02/08/new-brexit-party-stands-ready-defend-democracy/

'Thousands of Tory party members' to defect to Jimmy Saville's Brexit Party as it gets official approval

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2019/02/08/thousands-tory-party-members-defect-Jimmy-Savilles-brexit-party/

Rebel Labour MPs set to quit party and form centre group

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/feb/02/rebel-labour-mps-set-to-quit-party-and-form-centre-group
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>> No. 85380 Anonymous
24th March 2019
Sunday 9:37 am
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>>85373
Still baffles me that even now all this isn't talked about or gotten in to, despite that it's all been in the news and the available information is out there. Weird that.
>> No. 85381 Anonymous
24th March 2019
Sunday 10:22 am
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>>85380
Most people who aren't melodramatic fishwives don't give too much of a shit about super secret clandestine funding paying for... a bunch of adverts on Facebook.
>> No. 85382 Anonymous
24th March 2019
Sunday 10:36 am
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>>85381
Good job that advertising, propaganda and news articles that are outright lies presented as fact never had an impact on anyone. It's why the advertising business never made any money.
>> No. 85383 Anonymous
24th March 2019
Sunday 11:01 am
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>>85381
>melodramatic fishwives
If you think someone's a cunt, call them a cunt, don't chat shit, you cunt.
>> No. 85385 Anonymous
24th March 2019
Sunday 11:42 am
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>>85382
I don't think I've ever seen criticism of the content of the material on Facebook, just the funding. It's no worse than Cameron using taxpayer's money to give everyone a Remain propaganda brochure or when the Guardian used to run campaigns during the US elections to get British people to phone Americans and tell them why voting for Bush was wrong, but they tend to get a free pass from those who agree with the end goal.

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>> No. 85279 Anonymous
20th March 2019
Wednesday 8:45 pm
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I think the UK has become like one of those girlfriends that's always threatening to dump you, but never does.
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>> No. 85365 Anonymous
23rd March 2019
Saturday 4:09 pm
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>>85364
I think he just understands that Twitter is performative, so he doesn't take it seriously. I don't think he'd be the same IRL.
>> No. 85366 Anonymous
23rd March 2019
Saturday 4:18 pm
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>>85365

That's the vibe I've always got from him, to be fair. His show and his livestreams often have much the same vibe. Let's not even get started on his vines.

He's a genuinely odd lad, I reckon, not just a surreal comic.
>> No. 85367 Anonymous
23rd March 2019
Saturday 9:07 pm
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>>85366

Is he odd, or does he just express thoughts that most of us might have at some point but few of us would willingly express? I think a lot of Limmy's work is very relatable.


>> No. 85374 Anonymous
24th March 2019
Sunday 2:44 am
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>>85367
You think but don't express that song sung in a stupid voice?
>> No. 85384 Anonymous
24th March 2019
Sunday 11:05 am
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>>85374
That's pretty shallow surface interpretation of what that scene is about and makes me think it went over your head.

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>> No. 40731 Anonymous
10th February 2019
Sunday 5:53 pm
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LET'S PLAY BINGO
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>> No. 40743 Anonymous
10th February 2019
Sunday 9:57 pm
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>>40742

You've done great things for us today, lad.
>> No. 40744 Anonymous
28th February 2019
Thursday 3:38 pm
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Too old

(A good day to you Sir!)
>> No. 40745 Anonymous
2nd March 2019
Saturday 1:34 pm
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That picture reminds me of the time I opened up a can of Surstromming.
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2nd March 2019
Saturday 4:47 pm
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>> No. 40747 Anonymous
24th March 2019
Sunday 9:45 am
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>> No. 62741 R4GE
19th March 2019
Tuesday 3:21 pm
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Vorderman from the front.
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>> No. 62826 Moralfag
23rd March 2019
Saturday 10:47 am
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Op is a ledge and this thread must never die.
>> No. 62837 Searchfag
23rd March 2019
Saturday 8:59 pm
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>> No. 62838 Billbob
23rd March 2019
Saturday 9:07 pm
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>>62837

You're doing god's work, son.
>> No. 62840 YubYub
24th March 2019
Sunday 1:49 am
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>>62837

She's an honorary Group Captain no less. Probably the best Group Captain since Ian 'Chunky' Gilmore.
>> No. 62841 Ambulancelad
24th March 2019
Sunday 6:43 am
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>>62837

There's something about the airwoman's uniform that does it for me, I'm not sure why. Possibly all of my grandad and his friend's stories about waafs.

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>> No. 85368 Anonymous
23rd March 2019
Saturday 10:09 pm
/pol/85368 How accurate is this article?
I'm not British, sorry about that. Is this editorial at all within the realm of reality or is it just character assassination?

“She was dealt a bad hand.” “She took a poisoned chalice.” From a great distance, it is possible to feel sorry for British Prime Minister Theresa May. She seems so dignified. She seems to be trying so hard. The circles beneath her eyes have grown so much deeper since she became prime minister back in 2016, following the surprise result of the Brexit referendum, the resignation of her hapless predecessor, David Cameron, and an ugly leadership squabble, during which several of her male colleagues metaphorically stabbed one another in the back. Since then, she has always seemed to outsiders the sensible person in the room, the adult who knows what she is doing, the sane person in a madhouse.

Alas, she is not any of those things. She is not sensible, she does not know what she is doing, and, increasingly, she doesn’t seem to be entirely sane either. Outside of Westminster, the extent of May’s responsibility for this crisis might not be fully appreciated. But in truth, almost everything about Brexit — from the nature of the deal she negotiated to the divisions in her party and her country — is very much her fault. The latest development — European leaders have told her that the United Kingdom can have a Brexit extension until May 22, if May can get her withdrawal agreement passed in Parliament, but must crash out of all of its trading arrangements on April 12 if not — underlines this bitter truth. She is not to be pitied: She is the worst prime minister in living memory, presiding over a crisis of her own creation.

The list of her mistakes is not short. She did not have to trigger Article 50, the legal mechanism for leaving the European Union, before making a plan on how to do so: That decision set a two-year clock ticking and has resulted in the cliff edge the country would have reached on the 29th of this month if an extension had not been granted. She did not have to call an unnecessary parliamentary election in 2017, one which resulted in the loss of her majority and forced her to rely on a small, radical, Protestant Northern Irish political party, as well as the extreme anti-European faction within her own party, in order to stay in power.

But her errors go even deeper. In fact, all of the events of the past two years have been shaped by a decision she made, by herself, following bad advice, at the very beginning of this process. Remember that the British did not vote for any particular form of Brexit: Thanks to Cameron’s simplistic, open-ended referendum question, they chose to “Leave” the European Union but did not express any view on what should happen next. When she took office, May could have observed that the vote was very close, that Britain’s commercial and political ties to Europe were strong, and that it would make sense for the United Kingdom to stay within the single market, the pan-European free-trade zone that Britain itself did so much to create — or at the very least within a customs union.

Instead, she chose to leave both of those institutions, a decision that immediately triggered the problem of the border between Northern Ireland and the Republic of Ireland, which was eliminated thanks to E.U. trade treaties but will, if customs barriers are put in place, need to be built back. Her decision also created potential problems for anyone who trades with Britain or works with Britain — and for Brits who trade and work in Europe. But she was not sorry: She accompanied her decision with a speech that called “a citizen of the world” nothing more than “a citizen of nowhere” and immediately alienated a large part of the country.

She went on to alienate almost everyone else. Until this week, nearly three years after the referendum, she made no effort to reach across the aisle and include opposition parties in the planning for this momentous national change. Although the E.U. has been entirely transparent about its negotiating goals from the beginning, she kept hers secret. She tried, and failed, to prevent parliamentary scrutiny of her deal. She does not respond to pleas, advice, suggestions. Columnist Matthew Parris has described her as “the Death Star of modern British politics,” a black void that sucks in people and ideas and never provides a response.
Her secrecy and incompetence have created ill will in Europe, and real anger in the House of Commons, some of whose members have belatedly tried to take control of the Brexit process. They have begged her to try a series of votes, to try to find one version of an exit plan that could pass the entire chamber. John Bercow, speaker of the House of Commons, produced a decree from 1604 in an attempt to prevent yet another vote on her deal, after two had already failed. But she seems to take none of it in. On Wednesday evening, she made a bizarre, crypto-populist appeal, over the heads of Britain’s elected representatives, to the nation: “You the public have had enough,” she declared. “You are tired of the infighting. You are tired of the political games and the procedural rows” — as if the political games and procedural rows were not all entirely her fault. “It is high time we made a decision,” she said — as if she were not the one preventing Parliament from doing exactly that.

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>> No. 85372 Anonymous
24th March 2019
Sunday 2:03 am
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>>85370

The problem for Britain is that anyone who might do a better job is too sensible to volunteer. I don't know if May is oblivious to her failure or if she's just putting on a brave face, but I'm not sure that standing aside would help us. Who'd take her place? Gove? Mogg? Corbyn? At least May is trying to avoid catastrophe, even if she's doing a piss-poor job of it.
>> No. 85375 Anonymous
24th March 2019
Sunday 2:53 am
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>>85372
In my book, trying to avoid catastrophe would be putting the vote when initially scheduled in November, taking the defeat, and then spending the next four months figuring out what to do about it. Playing chicken with the entire country isn't avoiding catastrophe. Far from it, it's a very good way of hastening it.
>> No. 85376 Anonymous
24th March 2019
Sunday 4:47 am
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>>85375

Would we really be in a substantially different position if MV1 had failed a little earlier? You can think about what to do next until the cows come home, but it won't make the Withdrawal Agreement any more negotiable or the ERG and DUP any more willing to compromise.

The fundamental blunder was invoking A50 to appease the tabloids; everything else is a consequence of deciding when to leave before we knew how to leave.
>> No. 85377 Anonymous
24th March 2019
Sunday 4:50 am
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The 2017 election was a pretty spectacular cockup
>> No. 85379 Anonymous
24th March 2019
Sunday 6:02 am
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>Would we really be in a substantially different position if MV1 had failed a little earlier?
Four months is certainly better than two weeks. Having received the best offer you're going to get but finding it not good enough, you have two options, and "just ask again" isn't one of them.

>The fundamental blunder was invoking A50 to appease the tabloids; everything else is a consequence of deciding when to leave before we knew how to leave.
Hindsight is 20/20, and all that.

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>> No. 19768 Anonymous
6th February 2015
Friday 8:29 pm
/e/19768 What are you playing right now?
I figured I'd make an /e/ equivalent of that great, big /beat/ thread.

Recently I have been slogging away on XCOM: Enemy Within with the Long War mod. Humanity is doomed as I'm simply incapable of holding back the torrent of battleships the aliens keep hurling at me.

It's bloody fun though.
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>> No. 22742 Anonymous
12th March 2019
Tuesday 12:28 pm
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I'm going to figure out this French chimera of a game if it kills me, but just as an example of what I'm dealing with; same "DNA Profile", different stats, no explaination. Wat.

E.Y.E. Devine Cybermancy for anyone wondering.
>> No. 22743 Anonymous
12th March 2019
Tuesday 1:07 pm
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>>22742
Same character classes but they rolled different stats?
>> No. 22744 Anonymous
12th March 2019
Tuesday 2:04 pm
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>>22743
I'unno.

The game does a dozen different things that wouldn't be too confusing on their own, but put together are so disorientating. For instance, there are 20+ tutorial videos, which is a bit rubbish, but whatever, but then trying to watch them with the intense, ambient drone rock that makes up the soundtrack is a bit too much. Then everyone talks to you like a N64 character for good measure.
>> No. 22745 Anonymous
13th March 2019
Wednesday 12:29 am
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>>22742
Brilliant game but it's basically what happens when you trap a bunch of French veteran modders in a room with too much speed. They based the game off a tabletop RPG system that doesn't exist.

It's absolutely fucking mental and the game struggles to tell you anything. You can hack into everything: enemies, yourself, co-op partners. You can go insane and start halucinating enemies and it'll stop you using your weapons. You can teleport inside enemies and make them explode. You can have 64 players on a mission.

The story is insane, the translation is so bad I thought a dialog option with a random npc was a joke but it ended up adding in optional levels and changing the endgame drastically.

Going off my crap memory one of genes is simply better than the others so you just use it for all three slots; can't remember if it's because one of the stats it is weak on is pointless or if you have a reasonable chance of a roll that'll give you really high stats.
>> No. 22762 Anonymous
23rd March 2019
Saturday 11:55 pm
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Sekiro, as a dark souls veteran it is currently kicking the shit out of me and I fucking love it.

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>> No. 24180 Cowboy
2nd March 2019
Saturday 10:25 am
/zoo/24180 Filename
post your best filenames here
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>> No. 24185 Raoul
2nd March 2019
Saturday 3:59 pm
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>>24184
Also .gs truncates filenames so never mind.
>> No. 24186 Fairy
2nd March 2019
Saturday 4:33 pm
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It isn't even a cardigan either.
>> No. 24187 Cockernay
2nd March 2019
Saturday 6:24 pm
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>>24184
>I miss Camsy

Cracking one out to Philip May just isn't the same.
>> No. 24189 Dubya
23rd March 2019
Saturday 10:10 pm
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>>24186
that filename sucks
>> No. 24190 Raoul
23rd March 2019
Saturday 10:45 pm
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>>24186

I have exactly that cardigan. Uniqlo, pure wool, very cozy.

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>> No. 59246 YubYub
3rd January 2018
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>A homeless man who stole a purse and a phone from victims of the Manchester Arena attack has admitted theft.

>Chris Parker, 33, was initially dubbed a hero after claiming he comforted a seriously injured girl. CCTV footage played to Manchester Crown Court showed him wandering between stricken victims. He kept returning to injured Pauline Healey, whose granddaughter lay dying nearby, before leaning over her and taking her handbag to steal her purse.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-42540738

I don't get why bleeding heart do-gooders bleat on about the homeless. They're all scratters who are on the streets through choice, usually because they choose not to stay in a hostel as they know they wouldn't be allowed to do drugs there.
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>> No. 62831 YubYub
23rd March 2019
Saturday 6:48 pm
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If you talk the talk but don't walk the walk then I'm going to call you a coward forevermore. If you can't get a story about this place in the press by the end of the month then you have failed.
>> No. 62832 Billbob
23rd March 2019
Saturday 7:22 pm
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>>62831

Why do I get a horrible feeling I'll be seeing this comment again as the press blame it for encouraging "the atrocity"
>> No. 62834 Ambulancelad
23rd March 2019
Saturday 8:31 pm
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I'm telling the world about the crabs, and none of yous can stop me.
>> No. 62835 R4GE
23rd March 2019
Saturday 8:39 pm
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>>62834
The crab killing happened so long ago that you'd probably have to re-enact it to provide tangible proof.
>> No. 62839 YubYub
23rd March 2019
Saturday 10:20 pm
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>>62834
I'm not sure how telling the world you've got crabs is supposed to reflect on us, m7.

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23rd March 2019
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>> No. 62836 YubYub
23rd March 2019
Saturday 8:41 pm
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It's the younger, asian version of Topsy from king of the hill.

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>> No. 62789 Samefag
22nd March 2019
Friday 11:21 am
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Seriously, what's going to happen to him in prison?
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>> No. 62821 Are Moaty
23rd March 2019
Saturday 8:33 am
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Probably multiple factors. The judge in the video states that he was not found to have any mental health problems, but to me the fact that someone is capable of a murder without feeling regret is in itself a dysfunctional state of mind.

It could also just be plain ignorance and callousness. People generally, but especially young people (moreso males), can be senselessly violent. It may really be a case of not being fully emotionally aware of what he's done. You can't force someone to value human life.
>> No. 62827 Searchfag
23rd March 2019
Saturday 10:51 am
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I'm aware of that, but psycho teenagers usually at least go around glassing people outside Spoons at 2 am or get a bit stabby with other teenagers. Kidnapping, assaulting and murdering a 6 year-old girl is on a completely different level though, to me at least it presents something far more pathological than your typical callous teenage bastard.
>> No. 62828 YubYub
23rd March 2019
Saturday 11:34 am
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Yes, that's why your use of the term 'psycho' is flippant. A true psychopath is more than just someone quick to anger.
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23rd March 2019
Saturday 11:51 am
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>>62828
Where do you think we are right now?
>> No. 62833 Anonymous
23rd March 2019
Saturday 7:23 pm
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>>62829

At Brendan Fraser's funeral?

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>> No. 1795 Anonymous
27th May 2011
Friday 6:32 pm
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ITT: Workplace annoyances.

I'll get the ball rolling - having to bring in pastries on your birthday. I know it's cheaper if people bring their own in on their birthday instead of chipping in every time someone in the office has a birthday, but it's still fucking annoying having to fork out on your birthday.
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>> No. 13070 Anonymous
20th March 2019
Wednesday 3:22 pm
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>I'm clearly dicking around

I suspect that's what most annoying people think. It's pretty hard to get across your intent in an email as well, they almost certainly think you're an arsehole.
>> No. 13071 Anonymous
23rd March 2019
Saturday 3:33 pm
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There is this cunt who's onto fucking up the schedule for everyone. Yesterday he literally exploded, hysterically yelling that the March schedule is utter shite - after about 2/3 of March has passed, right. He then proceeded with 'correcting' it - which ironically included putting additional workdays for everyone except himself. After being told to fuck off with that by everybody else he decided to fiddle with the April schedule and made a 'better' version - again, with more workdays added.

My only consolation is that so far he's been a tiny minority that wants these changes. Unfortunately, apathy is big here so instead of telling the sod to piss off one more time the folks might just coast along and accept the alterations just so he would cease whining. I have no bloody idea what's in it for this person - he surely won't get paid more for self-afflicted overtime. Others have noted this as well, responding, 'If you like to work that much, we can give you more worktime'.

Utter bollocks.
>> No. 13072 Anonymous
23rd March 2019
Saturday 6:20 pm
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>>13071
Unionise, motherfucker.
>> No. 13073 Anonymous
23rd March 2019
Saturday 6:41 pm
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>>13071
>yesterday he literally exploded

Problem solved then.
>> No. 13074 Anonymous
23rd March 2019
Saturday 7:21 pm
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>>13073
Mirth.

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>> No. 4741 Anonymous
21st March 2019
Thursday 2:30 pm
/boo/4741 The reason Art is so expensive is it is a tool for tax evasion
Rich people buy art at charity auctions for lower then it's appraised value.

let it 'appriciate' for a while and get it reapraised

Then they donate it to a charity for auction.

They then get to mark that as a charitable contribution which means they can off set it against their tax, and they get the value it was appraised at not the auction price.

Art is bought by next rich person at charity aution for 'less than it is worth'.

REPEAT.

Art is usually unique so they can say it is priced whatever they want even if it is a scribble as long as it has an artist name they have massaged to mean something it can have a multi million price tag.

Pic related this painting is worth 300 million and I don't think it is purely because someone likes it that much.
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>> No. 4745 Anonymous
21st March 2019
Thursday 3:56 pm
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That's a gross and philistinic over-simplification. Fine art isn't just a tax evasion scheme, it's also very useful for money laundering and insurance fraud.
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21st March 2019
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I had one of those when I realised the Alpha Legion were loyalists after all.
>> No. 4748 Anonymous
23rd March 2019
Saturday 10:37 am
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>>4746

I've been working my way through the books. I must have gone through about 20 of them in the past 6 months during quiet times at work.
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23rd March 2019
Saturday 10:46 am
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I don't have an encyclopedic knowledge of art or any real understanding of what makes it valuable. I can at least tell the difference between a Kandinsky and a Gauguin. But I actually really like the OP picture.

I don't have anything else to add I suppose. Apart from that my phone suggested 'Picard' before it suggested 'picture' which made me smile.
>> No. 4750 Anonymous
23rd March 2019
Saturday 11:19 am
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>>4746

I'll not stand for this kind of heresy on my board.

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>> No. 5883 Anonymous
6th April 2011
Wednesday 5:52 pm
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Why do a lot of people seem to rave about Nando's?

My friends think I'm a freak because I very rarely eat Subway or Nando's; as far I can tell it's just, not especially good quality, grilled chicken that has been marinated in peri-peri sauce. Am I missing something here?
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>> No. 12988 Anonymous
22nd March 2019
Friday 6:11 pm
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I had a guilty chuckle too over this story - what a way to die; choking on a Jaffa cake party trick.
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22nd March 2019
Friday 7:04 pm
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I wonder how many Jaffa Cakes it would take to kill someone. I guess one would do the job if you were daft enough to ram it far enough back.
>> No. 12990 Anonymous
23rd March 2019
Saturday 1:21 am
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>>12988

Imagine being her family, having to explain how she died to people.

Or her kid.

It's tragic, and sort of even more tragic because it's a daft way to die that you'd never expect to happen.
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23rd March 2019
Saturday 2:28 am
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There's this Japanese pudding that''s like a giant glob of sweet rice dough or something that's eaten on New Years. Tradition dictacts you have to take the whole thing in your mouth at once (rimshot). Anyway a bunch of people choke to death doing this every year but does it stop them? Like unagi it does.
>> No. 12992 Anonymous
23rd March 2019
Saturday 3:01 am
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The Japanese love a bit of potential death in their food.

Mochi is really nice, though I don't swallow it whole because I'm a filthy gaijin.

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>> No. 62795 Samefag
22nd March 2019
Friday 5:09 pm
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>Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should
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22nd March 2019
Friday 7:30 pm
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>>62801

It'll be exactly like real custard cream filling, but with a bit more oil/fat in it to make it spreadable.

Custard cream filling is literally just sugar and fat blended together, with some favouring. It's probably quite nice, like eating icing.
>> No. 62813 Billbob
23rd March 2019
Saturday 12:44 am
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>>62804
I am interested in understanding the appeal of eating icing.

Also, could anyone experienced in enjoying buttercream and the gritty stuff on top of carrot cakes please enlighten me as to the reasons for their existence.
>> No. 62814 Moralfag
23rd March 2019
Saturday 1:16 am
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>>62813

It's carbs and fat combined, the two things our cavemen brains crave more than anything, and reward us for eating it with huge hits of dopamine. It's not that difficult to understand.
>> No. 62815 Searchfag
23rd March 2019
Saturday 1:32 am
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>>62814
But the pathway to pleasure is more easily obtained via more pleasurable textures and accessible methods.

You can get yer liver to metabolise your own cannabinoids by gorging on chocolate, or opioids by swigging some habanero tabasco, for example.

You can't even get cuffed for it!
>> No. 62816 Anonymous
23rd March 2019
Saturday 2:25 am
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>blueberry muffin flavour milk

That sounds amazing. Is it a nice bluey-marpley colour? I'd love to be disappointed by that.

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>> No. 2503 Anonymous
22nd March 2019
Friday 5:39 pm
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Is it ok to use these flexible pipes to connect the mains water to a cold water tank in the loft?
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>> No. 2504 Anonymous
22nd March 2019
Friday 6:10 pm
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>>2503
Yes.
>> No. 2505 Anonymous
22nd March 2019
Friday 8:41 pm
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>>2504

sure?
>> No. 2506 Anonymous
23rd March 2019
Saturday 12:32 am
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>>2505

No, you should use straight PVCU pipes, using myriad elbow joints to create a climbing frame of pipework which will eventually fail and micturate upon your archive of Knave and Fiesta mags, soft lad.

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>> No. 18426 Anonymous
28th February 2019
Thursday 7:04 am
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Strictly's Stacey Dooley SLAMMED by MP for her Comic Relief work

Strictly Come Dancing champion and TV documentary maker Stacey Dooley has been slammed by Labour MP David Lammy, who has criticised her for her trip to Uganda for Comic Relief.

The 31-year-old investigative reporter had travelled to Africa to film a documentary for the charity but the MP for Tottenham has accused Stacey of perpetuating "tired and unhelpful stereotypes".


Stacey had shared pictures on her social media from Uganda, with one snap showing her posing with a young child while another showed her during filming ahead of Red Nose Day.

Mr Lammy, who has been the MP for the north London borough since 2010, said on Twitter that Stacey was reinforcing unhelpful stereotypes about Africa. He said: "The world does not need any more white saviours. As I've said before, this just perpetuates tired and unhelpful stereotypes. Let's instead promote voices from across the continent of Africa and have serious debate."

Mr Lammy said his issue was not personal with Stacey and that he does not question her "good motives". Instead, he said he had a problem with 'British celebrities' being flown out to Africa by Comic Relief to make films which send "a distorted image" of the continent and perpetuate "an old idea from the colonial era".


https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/strictlys-stacey-dooley-slammed-mp-14065473

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>> No. 18788 Anonymous
22nd March 2019
Friday 12:12 am
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>>18787

You seem knowledgeable.
>> No. 18789 Anonymous
22nd March 2019
Friday 6:42 am
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>>18786

I was walking round there yesterday and I obviously walked by the cottaging hot spot as I got some quite awkward looks from the random groups of men who were just hanging around the woodland in the twilight.
>> No. 18790 Anonymous
22nd March 2019
Friday 6:53 am
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>>18789
You're lucky they didn't pin you down and fill you up with beefy hot poz loads.
>> No. 18791 Anonymous
22nd March 2019
Friday 8:38 am
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>>18789
The gays have the Heath well sorted - men on the West Heath and women in their bathing ponds on the other side; all very organised.
>> No. 18792 Anonymous
22nd March 2019
Friday 11:25 pm
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>>18790

Some people call that a day well spent.

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>> No. 62754 Ambulancelad
20th March 2019
Wednesday 10:47 pm
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>A neo-Nazi terror suspect entered a "Miss Hitler" beauty contest in a bid to attract new members to a far-right extremist group, a court has heard. Alice Cutter is alleged to have won the competition organised by National Action after taking on the nickname Buchenwald Princess in reference to the Nazi death camp.

https://www.halifaxcourier.co.uk/news/crime/halifax-neo-nazi-terror-suspect-won-miss-hitler-beauty-contest-court-told-1-9662061

To be fair, I'd have voted for her. I'd preserve the future of the white race with her, IYKWIM.
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>> No. 62807 Samefag
22nd March 2019
Friday 10:15 pm
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Don't want to sound like 'that guy', but what has she actually done wrong?
>> No. 62808 Billbob
22nd March 2019
Friday 10:21 pm
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>>62807
Not made it easy to find any trace of her jubblies on the internet.
>> No. 62809 Auntiefucker
22nd March 2019
Friday 10:37 pm
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>>62805
Thanks, now I'm clued up on all the latest far-right workout hashtags, this is exactly how I wanted to spend my Friday.

>>62807
She was a member of National Action and personally involved in their recruitment. NA are a prescribed organisation who advocate militant daft woggery in the UK.

Of course, it's all just banter and memes, so they're not really a thread, *wink wink* *nudge nudge*.
>> No. 62810 Crabkiller
22nd March 2019
Friday 10:44 pm
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>>62805
>straight edge

Close the thread, we're done here.
>> No. 62812 YubYub
22nd March 2019
Friday 10:55 pm
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>>62809

Is the organisation still a threat if they are indirectly advocating the genocide of countless zygotes? [5 marks]

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>> No. 3485 Anonymous
18th March 2019
Monday 2:14 am
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Moving to London next week. How about we the schedule the annual inaugural .gs pint meet for next weekend? BE MY FRIEND
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>> No. 3502 Anonymous
21st March 2019
Thursday 9:55 pm
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>>3501
No, I just don't like West London.
>> No. 3503 Anonymous
21st March 2019
Thursday 11:44 pm
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>>3498
I think OP might want us next week which works better for me as I should really do something with the bird this weekend. I've got fuck all ideas for a date, anyone have suggestions? She's all the way down in Croyden so I'm at a loss

It's actually a bit worrisome as we have some new people starting at work in the coming weeks and I can just see him complaining about me on here.

>>3500
Don't worry, we'll do Cafe Oto one day. I for one rather enjoy shit music.
>> No. 3504 Anonymous
22nd March 2019
Friday 11:53 am
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>>3503

There is a board game cafe in Croydon might be something a bit different for you to do together.
>> No. 3505 Anonymous
22nd March 2019
Friday 7:05 pm
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>>3504
I suppose it could work but I was aiming to get away from the pub this time which is precisely what makes this difficult. My thinking was more taking her all the way to Cutty Sark to see Pirates of Penzance as a last ditch option.
>> No. 3506 Anonymous
22nd March 2019
Friday 7:05 pm
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>>3485
Canal pusher upgrading to the Thames.

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>> No. 28349 Anonymous
10th February 2019
Sunday 1:46 pm
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That's a "mute" point.

Upsets me every time. Even had someone spell it that way recently.
>> No. 28419 Anonymous
14th March 2019
Thursday 9:15 pm
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"I personally think..."
>> No. 28464 Anonymous
22nd March 2019
Friday 11:55 am
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"Poop".
>> No. 28465 Anonymous
22nd March 2019
Friday 12:12 pm
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>>28464
It really bothers me that Americans call shit "duty".
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22nd March 2019
Friday 2:05 pm
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>>28465

I thought it was "doodie" but just sounds like they're saying duty because their accents are fucked.

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