Trying to decide whether to order a parmo or just go to bed.

>>430554

Did you order the parmo?

Don't leave us hanging, lad

>>430555

I fell asleep before deciding, so no. I've had a slightly runny shit this morning anyway, so I think I dodged a bullet there.

The parmo I would have ordered was a "kiev" one, with garlic and ham on it. I bet it would have been great.

>>430556

You can always have s parmo today lad. Clear mind and clear bowels.

A parmo a day
Keeps the colonoscopist away

>>20297
>I've said absolutely nothing of the sort.
I'm saying the opposite and you're disagreeing with me. There are two types of people; those who can extrapolate from incomplete data and people like you.

>>20298
>those who can extrapolate from incomplete data and people like you.

You seem to be neither - accusing someone of reading X opinion on Y website invites the suspicion that you yourself found that opinion, and choose the strange action of wiping your snot on someone else's sleeve.

Perhaps if he gets really fucked up he'll end up engaging in pointless bickering on Britain's number three imageboard for she'd enthusiasts.

>>20304
Cool ad hominem bro you still haven't given any evidence to the contrary.

>>20304
That’s a grammatical pun, you pleb.

>>40838
PHwaor I'd allow my member state to remain in her union IYWKIM

>>40765

I'm mates with her irl. This is surreal seeing her in a .gs seat sniffing thread.

>>40851

Ooh la de dah! Cut the high horse crap and get to the point, what does her seat smell like?

Madeline Grant

>>28976
I didn't mean to be rude, was just feeling a little vulnerable. I hope i haven't stifled your expression.

>>28571
The bus I'm on was just held up at a stop for 10 minutes because two mums were arguing over which one of them was going to fold up their pram to free up the wheelchair space.

I was at this event and some woman walks past asking where the toilets are. I said where they were but she acted like she didn't hear me and opened the wrong door. So I said a bit more loudly "excuse me miss, they're-" and she interrupts with an angry "Yes I heard you". Bitch if you heard me then why are you going the wrong way? This is your fault.

Through study of the Italian language football and strategy games I've become so accustomed to saying "Napoli" that whenever someone refers to "Naples" there's a moment in which I think "that's so familar why can't I place it...", before realising my error.

I've got that little scratch at the back of my throat that says I've got a cold coming on. Summer is over, another year is drawing to an end, we all march inexorably towards the grave and, worst of all, I'm getting a cold.

>>26982
I don't know. Maybe I should check.

>>26986>>26982

Czech yourselves before you wrzech yourselves.

Hey lads, I'm in a similar position to OP but have procrastinated on a decision for about a year now. It's just so bloody difficult to make a choice on what you want when it comes to a new best friend. I was looking at a V-series the other-day but upon closer inspection I suspect the build-quality is absolute toffee:
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Lenovo-81V50004UK-V155-15API-Laptop-Windows/dp/B07HVZFSXB/ref=sr_1_1

My criteria has shifted around but generally:
>Budget is £500-£1000 depending on what it can do
>Weight isn't a problem, this is going to be an effective desktop/tv due to lack of space in the flat
>Something sturdy that will last me years and years if anything
>My benchmark was finally getting to play GTA V but a laptop able to play it in decent quality appears still out of reach

I really should make a choice now as my current laptop is starting to BSD more and more.

>>27265

>My benchmark was finally getting to play GTA V but a laptop able to play it in decent quality appears still out of reach

Not any more. At the low end of your budget, a machine with a Ryzen 5 2500U will run GTA V on medium settings at 720p at about 50fps, while still being reasonably portable. At the high end of your price range, you could have something with an i5 and a GTX 1650, which will give you decent frame rates at 1080p on very high settings.

https://www.ebuyer.com/885240-hp-probook-455-g6-15-ryzen-5-8gb-256gb-ssd-win10-pro-6eb47ea-abu

https://www.ebuyer.com/900672-asus-rog-strix-i5-9300h-8gb-512gb-ssd-gtx-1650-15-6-win-10-g531gt-al106t

>>27265
Your budget will definitely stretch to something GTAV-capable, my laptop runs that and it's only worth ~£500. I picked an Inspiron 15 7577, which doesn't look like the usual "gamer laptop" with rainbow LED and go-faster plastic tacky embarrassment. By all accounts it has a quiet cooling system by gaming laptop standards, but it's still too loud for me when it gets going. When a game like GTAV is running you'd better have headphones or some way of moving the thing into an adjacent room.

Can you really not squeeze in a decent desktop? And then grab a second-hand chromebook or something dirt cheap for when you're out and about? Gaming laptops are inherently a significant compromise, don't go there unless you really have to.

>>20240

Costco if you meet the requirements, JTF if you don't.

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/appeal-witnesses-after-petrol-station-16939719

>Appeal for witnesses after petrol station is robbed by a man claiming to have a knife



Only in Britain.

- "I've got a knife but I'm not going to show it to you. Give me all your money!!"

- "Erm, ok, take everything you want"

>>20300

Would you expect someone working in a petrol station to take any sort of risk like that? I wouldn't protect a companies till even for a punch in the face.

>>20301

Company policy is invariably to just hand over the money. The compo payout for an employee or customer who was wounded or killed in a robbery would be vastly greater than the value of the cash in the till, so it's just not worth arguing even if the threat doesn't seem remotely credible.

>>20301

Still nothing wrong with backing up your claim by showing the knife. You're already in for armed robbery anyway, regardless of whether or not you actually have a knife. I think there have been court cases where somebody got done for armed robbery just for poking his index finger through his coat pocket and saying he had a gun.

So why not present your weapon to the poor lad you're robbing so he'll at least know you're not a pretentious cunt.

And besides, why say you've got a knife. If you're bullshitting anyway, why not say you've got a gun in your coat pocket. Would convince me more than the prospect of getting grazed by an imaginary knife across the counter.

02:35 - New paralympic sport

3:20 - what is it with weirdo bike "inventors" and Spinergy Rev-X wheels? They weren't actually very good, they chopped off Michele Bartolini's kneecap and they nearly amputated Paolo Bettini's hand.

>>64093

I'm more amused by the 'leverage' demonstration. Imagine when they discover the concept of 'gears'.

>>64093

People think they're cool, I don't understand it. I think fixed gear riders like them for the same reason they ride without hand brakes - they want people to see they're dicing with death.

And not a hubless wheel in sight.

Humble Bundle are selling Crusader Kings II and all its DLC. I keep seeing this game everywhere so I thought I'd pick it up for the $1. I go back to Steam and in the reviews everyone is raving about what an amazing deal getting all the DLC is for $15. So caving into peer pressure I went back and purchased it again. You lads can have the spare Steam keys.

Is this morally right? I dunno I'm only depriving the sick kids of $1 aren't I?

Crusader Kings II: 9TK5A-AKV2H-POZLOADS-CMPBX
The Old Gods DLC: H5CER-BEEFYPOZ-95XNN-ANVTK
The Republic DLC: DVQIF-87IPL-BEEFLOADS-JWN0X
Sunset Invasion DLC: EDMR8-POZCHASER-GZ39X-JYAIQ
Legacy of Rome DLC: CW54A-20R02-love and cherishED-0F5Q5
Sword of Islam DLC: DC2V3-DAFTWOGS-68M5X-MALPJ

>>23005
Pushing over and stealing the shoes from a Paradox bod's feet would be morally right. Their DLC is the cheekiest I've seen.

>>23006
Yeah, charging a quid for some fucking portraits or whatever is a joke, but I'm presuming that the actual expansions are all solid purchases.

But none of my money is going to them anyway, I always give it all to the charity.

Rockstar are promoting their own games launcher by offering free copies of San Andreas.

https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/rockstar-games-launcher

>>23052
Is it just as shite as the Social Club was back in 2008?

>>27255

Get the fuck off /g/

Yeah Bluetooth threads belong in /101/, surely.

>>27257
>Save yourself bother now and buy a wired keyboard and mouse.
Seconding both this advice and the sentiment. The only time I've ever had trouble with a wired connection was when I tried a stupidly long PS/2 cable, which was hilarious but entirely understandable.

>>27259
>>27262
Please, lads. I'm asking for help with one very specific fault, not general observations about bluetooth's reliability.

>>27263
You've had the best advice you're going to get. I'm not sure what else there is to say.

(A good day to you Sir!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pQD9ZV9wQQ

I'm unshakable, I'm on the right road.
My goal? Writing the unbreakable code.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54X-WDpA4K8

Up up down down lef tright left right

Then B A Start - the screen goes white

It's the cracker, the YTCracker, the game genie

8 bits with the 8 inch weenie


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9j9rJBXoYVg

This is for all the DnB headz. Some real culture.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8xj7yXDj0o

>>12176

DnB is the pinnacle of musical expression and nobody can convince me otherwise.

>>86785
The whole thing was just farcical.

>Let's go outside and do this.
>Oh no, there are hecklers. Can we do this inside?
>We could try, but this is a press event and there's no room inside for all that press.
>Oh, erm ...
>Look, I'm going outside with or without you. Your call.

Who's the "big girl's blouse" again? What an embarrassment.

Look at Swinson's juicy norks. I'd give those funbags a fondle.

>>86786
>Suez Canal
Hah!

>>86788
She looks rather uncomfortable in that picture.

>>86790
That's her with her husband. I don't think I've ever seen a picture of Swinson where she actually looks comfortable.

>>20226
> We have some sort of IT system for midwives called Badgernet.
Prolly a reference to an old joke about a pregnancy test.

>>20226
BadgerNet is software named and written by a private sector company.

>>20224
>The goal is that they never happen.
Unlike all those other, lesser mistakes that they are perfectly OK to let happen?

>>20243
Let's hope they don't make a mistake while removing that stick from your arse, eh lad?

>>20243

How do you still not understand this?

Have you not ever had a job with a company big enough to have HR and safety reporting?

I don't want to top myself, but I honestly dread waking up everyday. Why can I just die peacefully in my sleep?

>>28953
What's putting the willies up you come morning?

>>28954
The fact of living for another day. I try my best and put mu affairs in order hoping that I die in my sleep. I have been doing this for three years now. It is draining.

Why does it seem to be getting harder, lads? I've been alone my whole life but this past month all I've felt is that I'm in desperate need of a hug and someone to tell me things are ok.

>>28956
Things are OK, lad. We’re all gonna make it.

>>64088
N1 m8 bare advice

>>15053

For someone who claims to have been here for years, you sure do write like an outsider. The fact you seemed surprised at a dodgy ban sort of gives the game away too.

If you can't work out how to evade our bans you're not our sort of people anyway.

His appealing?
More like squealing.
His appealing?
It's appalling.
It's so galling.
It must be a chore, being so bumsore.
Off you fuck, stop being such a bore.

>>15048
Not for me, I mean it must be horrible being like that. I don't really care.

>>15055
>For someone who claims to have been here for years, you sure do write like an outsider
They write like a fucking spastic, if they'd been here for years we'd all be spastics too by now. I think that's how it works, anyway.

"Perm banning" is an entertaining mistake, though.

>>15058
>Perm banning

FREE THE PERM. FREE DEIDRE RASHID.

>>20216

I've heard some bizarre anti-Semitic conspiracy theories in my time, but the idea that the Jews have been plotting to replace a cartoon Welsh carpet-bagger with a boggle-eyed fire extinguisher takes the cake.

Next time don't wait a whole day for me to bait the motherfucker out.

>>20218

It's almost as if that was the point.

>>20219

Well, sorry, but you got the wrong guy. Don't pat yourself on the back so soon.

I fully expected a ban for a post like that, but steady on modlads. Can't you tell blatant facetiousness any more?

>>20221
1) A "permanent" ban is the easiest thing to click thanks to the mod UI, I asked about changing this a few times over the years but nothing came of it.
2) You got around it in minutes so who cares?

>>20222

>A "permanent" ban is the easiest thing to click thanks to the mod UI

That feels intentional.

>>20128
They weren't allowed.

https://en.radiofarda.com/a/why-iran-supertanker-took-a-much-longer-route-to-reach-syria-/30038586.html

The US are blaming Iran for the attacks on the Saudi oil fields. Here we go again.

>>20194
Ha. Just waiting for the folks responsible for 9/11 to tell us who to bomb. The world's weird.

>>20194
>waiting on the Kingdom as to... what terms we would procede
He just copped to letting the House of fucking Saud set his military and diplomatic stance, incredible.

>>20203
It's just good customer service.

>>4383
A Suzuki Swift would do you, but old automatics can be a nightmare. Can't cook or won't cook?

>>4383

A Yaris. Super reliable and utterly boring.

I am a precursor to a Leon.
Get in the car.

>>4383
Maybe try looking for either Citroen C1, Peugeot 106 or Toyota Aygo. They are all the same car, with minor cosmetic differences. Though the 4 door models are quite a bit rarer than the 2 doors.

Jaguar XK150, the one mentioned in Forsyth's The ODESSA File.
A fancy sports car, even more so if it's in the after-war FRG.
>>4376
I like Octavias (and not only Octavias, Rapid and Superb are alright too).
Then again, never driven one myself.

>>13275 has let himself go.

>>13251
I work in one. We have 15 security guys, but then again we have two floors.

>>13282
Are you expecting to be attacked by Adam Jensen or do you just keep all the dole money in a pile out in the open?

>>13286
If they actually expect to be attacked by AJ, they're doing it wrong anyway.

>>13282
Being a security guard is a pretty cushty job at the best of times but imagine how laid back it is with fourteen other people to pick up the slack.

I watched episodes three and four of Peaky Blinders back to back the other day and thought "huh, that was kind of a dull ending, in fact nothing much happened this whole series", but now looking at the iPlayer I see it has a regular six episode run and I just managed to convince myself this series was shorter than all the others for no reason. I'm sure there's a lesson in there somewhere, but as we've already seen this evening I'm too stupid to know what it is. I can only hope this tale carries more import for someone less mentally withered than I and they benefit where I could only stare blankly like a fish.

Bought some Dylon Intense Black fabric dye last night and I am now trying it out. I've got three black collared shirts that have faded and I hope to restore their colour that way. Bit skint right now, so just buying new shirts isn't something I'd like to do at the moment. I'm really interested to see the results when the washing is done.

I have grown really fat over the past couple of years. I am around 5'6, but weigh 17 stones now. I can't find shirts that fit me without them being ridiculously oversized - with ridiculous sleeve and shirt lengths. Order a couple from M&S last week, and they reach my knees.

Why aren't there any shops that sell clothes for short and fat guys? Seems like a giant hole in the market.

>>430517

Those shops exist, though possibly not on every high street these days. The common term for this is "big and tall" and they cater to the big, the tall, and both.

From playground insults directed at me, I have gleaned that the website Jacamo is also for fat cunts.

>>430520
Jacamo is for proper blokes.