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>> No. 8980 Anonymous
22nd January 2015
Thursday 10:10 pm
/beat/8980 ITT: Songs in a foreign language
Ásgeir Trausti - Heimförin (Icelandic folk music)

Kaizers Orchestra - Knekker Deg Til Sist (Norwegian alt-rock)

Chetes - Camino a Casa (apparently this counts as pop rock in Mexico)

I guess songs in English by non-native speaking artists are fine too.
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>> No. 11768 Anonymous
18th May 2019
Saturday 1:36 am
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The playlist link is below the picture and pretty camouflaged. I tried to post a capture with a red arrow drawn on but got "duplicate entry detected" (or similar wording.)
>> No. 11769 Anonymous
18th May 2019
Saturday 1:44 am
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>> No. 11770 Anonymous
18th May 2019
Saturday 1:51 am
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>> No. 11779 Anonymous
20th May 2019
Monday 2:56 am
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>> No. 11789 Anonymous
21st May 2019
Tuesday 2:09 am
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>> No. 425684 Anonymous
5th April 2019
Friday 11:36 pm
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So am I the only one who is getting a bit annoyed by this whole Greta Thunberg cult, or am I just too much of a cold hearted cynic that the world would be better off without?

I don't doubt the legitimate concern of her generation over climate change, after all it will fall to them to sort out the utter fucking mess that we have left the planet in, but all the awards that she is now being showered with are IMO just middle aged and old people's guilt over their own failure to save the planet's climate despite having had decades of prior warning, and who lost their way and succumbed to high carbon footprint consumerism somewhere between 1990s road protest villages and today's school runs in a 4x4. None of it feels sincere or genuine, it's more like, yeah, just take all these awards and shut the hell up already.

And parents whose children now protest every Friday or so are now engaging in pissing matches on twitter and Instagram to show off which one of their kids gets the most involved. As one commenter said, nothing good has ever come of a youth protest movement that was applauded by parents.
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>> No. 426990 Anonymous
20th May 2019
Monday 8:49 pm
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Most people don't need to deal with them, because they either don't owe or aren't owed enough money for them to get involved. Their proper title these days is High Court Enforcement Officers.
>> No. 426994 Anonymous
20th May 2019
Monday 9:30 pm
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Pretty sure those were called bailiffs in the compilation.

No, I mean this lot, who continue to exist.
>> No. 426995 Anonymous
20th May 2019
Monday 9:36 pm
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Bailiffs enforce judgments from the County Court.

I think those fancy-pants types are called High Sheriffs.
>> No. 426997 Anonymous
20th May 2019
Monday 10:03 pm
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High Sheriffs used to have responsibility for enforcing High Court writs until 2004, when that was transferred to the court itself. Naturally the lads and lasses with daft ruffs didn't go out dragging road protesters out of trees and seizing vans, they deputised it to their own bailiffs. They're still technically responsible for overseeing local elections, but that gets deputised to the returning officer.

We're British, we're obliged to have loads of archaic institutions that used to have a practical purpose but are now merely ceremonial. I imagine that in the far future, we'll send a frazzled-looking woman to Brussels every year to ask for an "Article 50 extension"; nobody in that part of China will have a clue what she's on about, but they'll give her a fancy bit of paper with a big wax seal because the tradition is cute.
>> No. 426998 Anonymous
20th May 2019
Monday 11:24 pm
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>I imagine that in the far future, we'll send a frazzled-looking woman to Brussels every year to ask for an "Article 50 extension"

Audible mirth.

I mean, you're taking the piss but that really is how most of our wierd parliamentary traditions came to be, and it's daft enough that one day you'll sit with your head in your hands despairing how accurate of a prediction it was.


>> No. 424669 Anonymous
2nd March 2019
Saturday 2:35 pm
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Weekend thread: bangers and mash edition.

If that lad with all the instant mash is about then I may have a business proposition for him; I went a bit overboard buying wholesale bags of Quorn sausages from Farmfoods.
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>> No. 426950 Anonymous
20th May 2019
Monday 2:57 am
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Frank Zappa 6, Hitler 1.
>> No. 426968 Anonymous
20th May 2019
Monday 2:39 pm
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Hitler also has an extinct cockroach named after him.
>> No. 426971 Anonymous
20th May 2019
Monday 3:27 pm
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There's a bleak poetry to that fact.
>> No. 426993 Anonymous
20th May 2019
Monday 9:24 pm
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>> No. 426996 Anonymous
20th May 2019
Monday 10:00 pm
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Shove your Facebook memes up your arse.


>> No. 2507 Anonymous
18th May 2019
Saturday 3:10 pm
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how to get rid of unwanted soil?

i've been doing some gardening and i have about a dozen bucket's worth of top soil to get rid of.

i advertised it on freecycle but non-one wanted it so what can i do?

would it be safe to put it down the drain? i'd do it gradually and flush it through with plenty of water.
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>> No. 2520 Anonymous
18th May 2019
Saturday 8:05 pm
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costs £35
>> No. 2521 Anonymous
18th May 2019
Saturday 8:06 pm
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They'll probably waive that if you're on bennies.
>> No. 2522 Anonymous
18th May 2019
Saturday 8:18 pm
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Here's an idea:

>> No. 2523 Anonymous
20th May 2019
Monday 4:39 pm
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it's all in the woods now
>> No. 2524 Anonymous
20th May 2019
Monday 4:49 pm
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OP was talking about dead bodies, bet yous all.


>> No. 40763 Anonymous
16th May 2019
Thursday 9:49 pm
/x/40763 Women of Brexit
A thread for nice looking lasses who are in favour of Brexit. No one cares which side you are on so let's not have a scrap about it. Just pics of Brexit lasses.
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>> No. 40777 Anonymous
18th May 2019
Saturday 7:39 pm
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>in favour

She is very much against it but I suppose she is one of the women of Brexit so meh.
>> No. 40778 Anonymous
18th May 2019
Saturday 7:41 pm
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>> No. 40779 Anonymous
18th May 2019
Saturday 8:22 pm
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We have yet to make a success of it.
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19th May 2019
Sunday 7:23 pm
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>> No. 40781 Anonymous
20th May 2019
Monday 9:41 am
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>> No. 85447 Anonymous
26th March 2019
Tuesday 4:50 am
/pol/85447 lmao brexit
Here's your future British Isles bro

(A good day to you Sir!)
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>> No. 85451 Anonymous
26th March 2019
Tuesday 12:44 pm
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The bikers.
>> No. 85455 Anonymous
26th March 2019
Tuesday 9:12 pm
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That's a fair point. It's a protectorate with its own currency, it isn't a member of the UK. I imagine they'd probably vote to become independent though if the pound crashed through the floor, as their interests might be better served by Holyrood or Stormont at that point. The Scots have vastly more experience at accommodating the needs of island communities, so that would be my guess.

Assuming the above is an inevitability.
>> No. 85456 Anonymous
26th March 2019
Tuesday 11:24 pm
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Nah, that place is going to us Hindists

Bikers are allowed, but never shall his sacrifice be forgotten.
>> No. 85457 Anonymous
26th March 2019
Tuesday 11:27 pm
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RIP doctor Hinds. Road racing will never be the same without him.
>> No. 85728 Anonymous
20th May 2019
Monday 6:49 am
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I think it's down to Wales whether or not they want an independence vote.
There's still mixed views so far, the majority voted to leave the EU although there's been a growing movement for independence since the protest in Cardiff.


>> No. 27107 Anonymous
18th May 2019
Saturday 9:15 pm
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I know there's at least one radiolad here - tell me about ADS-B setups.

I only really need the bare minimum to get the free flightradar business account, but I'd actually quite like to get decent coverage myself.

What's the 'best' way to do this? I've got enough raspi's knocking about for that to be the easiest route for me, but as ever I'm willing to be swayed to more expensive bollocks.

I also have two different places I could base the receiver - somewhere with decent elevation about 15 miles from the airport, or somewhere in a slight valley but within spitting distance (well, one mile) of the airport. Which is more appropriate?

Also, it'd be quite nice to run a regular SDR alongside that, I know you can do that with an RPi setup, but what would you recommend for a general, occasional poking about on the airwaves dongle + aerial combo too?
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>> No. 27109 Anonymous
18th May 2019
Saturday 9:53 pm
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I have one of these, it's a Kinetic SBS-1 - I've had it for over ten years now. It was originally about 400 quid, and needed Windows, but there are many many more on the market now and I would think you could do no wrong with one of the £25 SDRs; at the time it was about the only device under a grand you could buy. It came with its own Windows app, which allowed you to visualise the results, but nowadays I think just about everyone uses a RaspPI and feeds data to PlaneFinder or Flightrader and uses their visualisation tools.

I have a few SDR's too - my favourite is called the HackRF One, but that's also quite pricey, you can get started with the little USB sticks from Amazon and GnuRadio now. On the cheaper end, I like the NooElec ones too, and have a few of those. You basically need anything with the R820T and RTL2832U chipset, which many of the cheap SDRs have.

PlanePlotter is worth your time.

One of the advantages of doing it with multiple, cheap devices, is its also easy to pick up things like ACARS; you see some interesting/fascinating things float by there too.

On the location thing: both.
>> No. 27110 Anonymous
18th May 2019
Saturday 10:02 pm
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What're you doing? Mapping planes? Do your receivers send the data to some central database? Looks quite cool.
>> No. 27111 Anonymous
18th May 2019
Saturday 10:23 pm
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Appreciate the answer, especially the encouragement to go with multiple locations. Once I've charmed them a bit more at the new job I might even get away with sticking one on the ramp at the airport, who knows.

I didn't even think about ACARS, that's very useful. I sort of already have access to that sort of data but not directly - would be genuinely helpful to see that.

Have ordered a twin NooElec dongle bundle for now, and will go from there. Will update with my levels of success later in the week.

I've noticed you can get a HackRF One on eBay for about £140 now - are they weird bootleg versions, or just cheaper than I remember them being? Last time someone (you?) mentioned them on here they were about £250.


Basically, yes. All those sites like Flightradar, Flightaware, Planefinder etc work by pooling a load of receivers that pick up a planes transmission, which pumps out information such as their callsign, ID, location, altitude, and so on. It's functionally a secondary radar and and extremely cheap and effective way to monitor air traffic, both on the ground and in flight.
>> No. 27112 Anonymous
19th May 2019
Sunday 12:13 am
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The cheap HackRF Ones are sort-of knock-offs, because the design is open source.

The HackRF One is certainly the most versatile of the low-cost SDR systems, but I wouldn't necessarily recommend it as a receiver. It has transmit capability and an exceptionally wide frequency coverage which makes it very useful for hardware hackers, but the performance of the receiver is pretty mediocre.

I'd suggest an SDRplay RSP if you only plan on receiving. It's receive-only, but it has extraordinarily good receiver performance and goes toe-to-toe with radios costing ten times as much. It has built-in bandpass and notch filters, so your target signals won't be drowned out by local noise from TV transmitters and the like. It also has good software and documentation, so it's quite easy to get up and running if you're not a radio geek. The base RSP1A model is less than a hundred quid.

Using multiple SDR receivers (even of different types) is no problem; most SDR software can control multiple transmitters or receivers using the Omnirig protocol. You can also use virtual receivers in the SDR software to monitor multiple frequencies simultaneously within the same band.

Antennas are a more complicated subject, because you'll always get the best performance from an antenna that's tuned to a specific frequency band. A variety of wideband scanning antennas are available, which will give tolerable performance across a relatively wide frequency range. If you'll be doing a lot of listening in a particular band, I'd suggest a tuned antenna - there are plenty of inexpensive VHF airband antennas on the market.

Height makes a huge difference, so I'd strongly recommend using the more elevated location. UHF and VHF transmissions can cover distances of hundreds of miles, but a solid obstacle will stop them dead. Getting your antennas up on a chimney breast or in a high tree is also well worth the effort - even slightly extending the horizon will hugely increase your potential to receive distant signals. If you're comfortable with a soldering iron, I'd suggest the books Receiving Antennas for the Radio Amateur or Stealth Antennas, because building your own antennas is really the best option if you're serious about radio.


>> No. 63327 Searchfag
17th May 2019
Friday 10:44 am
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>> No. 63332 R4GE
18th May 2019
Saturday 3:30 pm
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Pilot wave theory; thanks for posting this. It's helped me feel intelligent despite not actually knowing what quatum means.


>> No. 63290 Crabkiller
14th May 2019
Tuesday 7:00 am
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Jeremy's the name.

Having people kill themselves after they fail one of my lie detector tests is the game.
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>> No. 63325 Crabkiller
17th May 2019
Friday 9:07 am
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The test says you're lying.
>> No. 63328 Are Moaty
17th May 2019
Friday 11:07 am
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I prefer gardening.
>> No. 63329 Samefag
17th May 2019
Friday 11:32 pm
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How exactly does Jezza motivate people to fight for the truth?
>> No. 63330 YubYub
18th May 2019
Saturday 12:31 am
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I feel like you started a crowdfunding project to build a rocket to fire him into the sun* it would get considerably more interest and backed within a month.

The star not the newspaper. But I could see the virtue of killing 2 birds with one rocket.
>> No. 63331 Are Moaty
18th May 2019
Saturday 11:25 am
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just signed it


>> ID: 7389f1 No. 13515 Anonymous
10th December 2015
Thursday 8:44 pm

ID: 7389f1
/shed/13515 Silly Sausage Thread
Ban appeals, supplication and fry-ups.
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>> ID: 63046e No. 14930 Anonymous
4th May 2019
Saturday 4:52 pm

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The mod didn't leave a report reason, unfortunately. He'll be along, hopefully. Your patronage is important to us. Please hold.
>> ID: 63046e No. 14931 Anonymous
4th May 2019
Saturday 4:59 pm

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Ah, now I see. Do you remember now? Promise to have a word with yourself and i'll remove it for you.
>> ID: 2082fa No. 14932 Anonymous
4th May 2019
Saturday 5:32 pm

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Oh, the feet. I do like the word, though.
>> ID: 27e183 No. 14965 Anonymous
17th May 2019
Friday 7:33 pm

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I'm apparently permabanned for this post (now deleted):

Does something really count as spam if you only post it once? I had no idea ten lines of ASCII was such a mortal sin. /spo/ is on life support anyway, nobody seems to have discussed the footy at all in my absence despite a truly remarkable couple of weeks. Anyway lesson learned, won't happen again etc.
>> ID: ec74d0 No. 14967 Anonymous
18th May 2019
Saturday 10:03 am

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You did a very convincing "random foreign shitposter" act.


>> No. 426868 Anonymous
16th May 2019
Thursday 5:49 pm
/b/426868 Dream Thread Mk. II
Fitter when she was fat edition.

You know the drill lads. Here are a few helpful links in order to help you further your proficiency at dreaming, and hopefully elevate the quality of discussion about our nocturnal adventures:
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>> No. 426886 Anonymous
17th May 2019
Friday 12:03 pm
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Turn auto-capitalisation on, m9. Fuck sake.

Also, it's weird we've both had that dream. Do you suffer from a generalised anxiety disorder? I had assumed it might be an anxiety dream.
>> No. 426887 Anonymous
17th May 2019
Friday 12:04 pm
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Guess you will.
>> No. 426888 Anonymous
17th May 2019
Friday 12:26 pm
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I was watching this youtube video some young man with frizzy hair had made, it was a short creepy thing where he went down into some basement he shouldn't (looking for a valve to turn off something or other) and found a strange white-painted complex of tunnels and labs where there was one person (who looked like Juggarnaut made flesh, his shiny bald head domed down to his shoulders) doing all the roles of security, scientist and some exercises for some reason. He mainly just aggressively shouted at the youtuber to leave, which he tried but kept having these weird blackout flashes which would take him further into the complex. The strange man seemed to be playing all the roles at once so you'd see more than one of him at the same time in different positions like clones but still with the sense it was just the one person, hard to tell if there were two+ of him at once or the blackouts just made it seem that way. The video ended and the youtuber started explaining how he'd made it, given the actor directions and such but the blackouts kept happening and I was having hallucinations of the weird guy trying to come in through the window, sort of the way you do when you're half awake and having hypnogagic stuff happening in your real home. The video was called something to do with Everest, three-four words and one of them was Everest but I forget what. "The Steep Climb to Everest" maybe.
Then I woke up and the blackouts stopped.
Mainly notable because the whole thing was so note-for-note like a creepypasta someone might come up with.
>> No. 426889 Anonymous
17th May 2019
Friday 1:56 pm
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I was walking back to my student flat, walked up the stairway and through the front door and there was some fat middle aged alco just lying half passed out on the floor inside. I tried to wake him and move him on and he shuffled slowly towards the door but I started to suspect there was more to this and accused him of trying to burgle us.
This flicked a switch in the guys mind as he'd been busted, turns out it was an act and he just improvised when I came in. After being rumbled he started throwing comically small knives at me, then left through the door and I chased him a bit until he produced a larger knife and then started chasing me. Through a gigantic shopping centre with cathedral like proportions and a buffet bar the size of a great hall, but with seating only around the walls.

Then later on this chubby chap returned in my dreams but this time I was in a 4 storey tall terrace house. Suspecting that there were burglars casing places along the road I switched the lights so that it looked like nobody was downstairs, then went and watched our front window. Sure enough the guy wandered past our living room window and sneakily checked it out, I caught him doing this then burst out the door and gave chase. He had throwing knives again but I managed to chase him around and down some alleyways where he then ran into his own home. So I broke into his home and had a knife fight with him. Can't remember the result.
>> No. 426893 Anonymous
17th May 2019
Friday 11:55 pm
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All the talk about Scarlett Moffatt lately made me dream last night that I was sitting on her couch with her on the show Gogglebox and she was giving me a hand job under a blanket while we were watching TV and moaning about it. So I said, "are you sure your parents won't mind?", but then I looked and saw that there was nobody there besides the two of us.

So yeah, Scarlett Moffatt wanked me off on national TV in my dream last night. I can't remember if it was any good though.


>> No. 21207 Anonymous
23rd October 2016
Sunday 5:50 pm
/v/21207 Black Mirror season 3
How has a thread about this not been made yet?

My brains just about managed to survive the first 3 episodes but it's so incredibly fucked up. Episode 2 in particular legitimately 'triggered' me to the point I came close to having a full blown panic attack.

I don't remember any of the stuff in the first two seasons coming close to these new episodes in terms of quality or brutality. Though I suppose the Christmas special was a sign of things to come. I'm guessing now that Netflix have taken it up it's got more resources and Brooker's perhaps taken less of a role in production. Either way his screenwriting abilities seem to just be getting better and better.
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>> No. 22562 Anonymous
5th February 2019
Tuesday 8:43 am
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Oh yes, I thought exactly the same.
>> No. 22753 Anonymous
15th May 2019
Wednesday 5:38 pm
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New episodes on Netflix in 3 weeks.
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15th May 2019
Wednesday 5:53 pm
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I hope they've come up with something other than the whole consciousness uploaded to a computer thing. Bandersnatch was alright, but not exactly very Black Mirror-y.
>> No. 22760 Anonymous
17th May 2019
Friday 1:07 pm
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"I have to tell you something... You're not actually you"

>> No. 22765 Anonymous
17th May 2019
Friday 9:32 pm
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Is that The Father chap from Farcry 5?


>> No. 28571 Anonymous
17th May 2019
Friday 1:05 am
/101/28571 Minor Rants and Piss-Offs, Mark VIII
It appears largethreadmodlad has also locked the previous iteration of this thread; Mark VIII it is, then.

I take perfect care of my nails. I don't bite them, I cut in the standard flat formation every 3-5 days, and scrub under them in the shower. So why the actual fuck are my cuticles bleeding? Putting the plaster over to catch the blood means I can't play my bass properly, and that pisses me off.
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>> No. 28572 Anonymous
17th May 2019
Friday 1:24 am
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Almost 2 and half years ago to the day I was in a wheelchair and struggling to walk, I battled back to health but I still can't manage to cut my own toenails. It's a bridge too far for me, but it's embarrassing to ask for help so I keep ruining my socks and it annoys me. However, when I do ask my wife also soaks them, uses a pumice stone on them and moisturises them. I've noticed the cuticles and skin in general stays supple for a while.

Try using hand cream, like that Norwegian stuff for sailors.
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17th May 2019
Friday 2:57 pm
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My brain's shit.
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17th May 2019
Friday 3:14 pm
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>> No. 28575 Anonymous
17th May 2019
Friday 4:38 pm
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I'd assume you answered your own question there. If your cuticle are always bleeding you might not be playing your bass properly anyway.
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17th May 2019
Friday 5:21 pm
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They aren't always bleeding; it's just a recent thing.


>> No. 19143 Anonymous
29th April 2019
Monday 10:14 pm
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Rape victims among those to be asked to hand phones to police

Victims of crimes, including those alleging rape, are to be asked to hand their phones over to police - or risk prosecutions not going ahead.

Consent forms asking for permission to access information including emails, messages and photographs have been rolled out in England and Wales. It comes after a number of rape and serious sexual assault cases collapsed when crucial evidence emerged.

Victim Support said the move could stop victims coming forward. But police and prosecutors say the forms can plug a gap in the law which says complainants and witnesses cannot be forced to disclose relevant content from phones, laptops, tablets or smart watches.

Director of Public Prosecutions Max Hill said such digital information would only be looked at where it forms a "reasonable" line of inquiry, with material going before a court only if it meets stringent rules.

This seems like a worrying turn of events and the unintended consequence of the political pressure to increase the number of rape convictions spearheaded by Alison Saunders.
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>> No. 19307 Anonymous
16th May 2019
Thursday 5:14 pm
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>Comcast, Time Warner Cable, Verizon, and AT&T have all refused to hook their data centers up to Netflix's servers without payment from the video streaming service.
There are two ways to get your network hooked up to another. This arrangement of getting direct links to exchange traffic is called peering. The other network agrees to carry your traffic in return for you carrying theirs. The other way to do it is transit, where you pay the other network to carry your traffic. Comcast basically demanded an arrangement where they got to act like peers but Netflix still paid for transit. Throw in that Comcast owns NBC and Hulu and the motivations become a little clearer. An awful lot of backsliding on the internet has come about from consolidation between comms and media, and the inherent conflicts of interest that come with it.
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16th May 2019
Thursday 6:16 pm
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The argument was that peering with Netflix isn't a traditional peering arrangement, because the traffic flow is effectively unidirectional. They're not joining up two networks for their mutual benefit, they're building an express lane for a massive data hog. We can debate the merits of that argument, but it isn't prima facie wrong.
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16th May 2019
Thursday 6:41 pm
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>They're not joining up two networks for their mutual benefit
How is it not to Comcast's benefit to provide their customers with a better connection to a service that evidently a significant number of them make significant use of?
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16th May 2019
Thursday 7:07 pm
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They don't give a shit about their customers.
>> No. 19318 Anonymous
16th May 2019
Thursday 10:14 pm
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In many places in Seppoland, there is only one broadband provider; they often use litigation to enforce their monopoly.


>> No. 426723 Anonymous
12th May 2019
Sunday 9:14 pm
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If you could go back in time and give your younger self advice what would it be?
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>> No. 426875 Anonymous
16th May 2019
Thursday 6:50 pm
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Katoey, you say?
>> No. 426876 Anonymous
16th May 2019
Thursday 6:57 pm
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I know... if it walks like a bloke, and talks like a bloke...
>> No. 426877 Anonymous
16th May 2019
Thursday 6:58 pm
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Isn't that just a flowery way of saying tranny. It still identifies them as other. When I assume a lot of them want to be card carrying women.
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16th May 2019
Thursday 7:08 pm
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Aye but my saying is if it looks like a woman, I'm going to fuck them.
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16th May 2019
Thursday 7:16 pm
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>> No. 9430 Anonymous
26th January 2016
Tuesday 10:09 pm
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Huddersfield charity shop finally says goodbye to a shutter which lasted 26 years

That's it. That's literally it. A charity shop has replaced one of its roller shutters after having the same one for 26 years. It's all go in Huddersfield.

I challenge you lads to find a more pointless news story than this.
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>> No. 19276 Anonymous
13th May 2019
Monday 8:57 pm
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I think you've misunderstood what this thread is about, newlad, or you're a misguided tree excited about how big you'll grow on all this new CO2.
>> No. 19277 Anonymous
13th May 2019
Monday 9:23 pm
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This is a thread about news items nobody cares about. See >>19275
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13th May 2019
Monday 9:39 pm
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>> No. 19280 Anonymous
13th May 2019
Monday 11:30 pm
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>This is a thread about news items nobody cares about

Well then he was at least half right in posting it in this thread.
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16th May 2019
Thursday 7:03 pm
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>An air ambulance charity has distanced itself from a Cambodian bar that used its helicopter in an advert for "all beautiful girls".

>A picture of the East Anglian Air Ambulance was used to advertise the venue which offers a time-defying 24-hour happy hour.


>> No. 364298 Anonymous
14th November 2013
Thursday 4:47 pm
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ITT: Weird dreams you've had lately.

I actually dreamed last night that I was in Australia, visiting the two blokes from the Foster's adverts in their beach hut. Sure enough, they gave me a Foster's, and I said "cheers, guys"... and then one of them said to me "oh no mayt, we don't say cheers heere. We say 'You little ripper!'"

Quite bizarre... has this dream got any deeper meaning, or have I just been watching too much telly lately?
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>> No. 426823 Anonymous
15th May 2019
Wednesday 9:33 pm
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Had an utterly filthy sex dream about a long-time friend who I've never considered very attractive. She's not an uggo or anything, she's just never really caught my eye. But obviously now I've had this dream I definitely want to shag her, just in case she's as rampant as she was in the dream.
>> No. 426830 Anonymous
15th May 2019
Wednesday 11:43 pm
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I wouldn't call it a 'weird' dream but quite a vivid one where I was shouting at a load of familiar people how I was so sick of being lonely, seen as stupid and useless and subhuman. They seemed taken aback but that was all. Then I woke up.
>> No. 426834 Anonymous ## Mod ##
16th May 2019
Thursday 12:21 am
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2000 posts and 6 years, lads. Crikey. Time for a new thread, should anyone feel like sharing the minutiae of their sub-conscious they can have the honour of making it.
>> No. 426859 Anonymous
16th May 2019
Thursday 3:50 pm
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I had a dream that I was part of a small village, we were building this amazing, intricate building, interwoven with stories and thoughts from our deepest subconscious. All the townsfolk were proud of the building, and how it took years to construct. Whenever people visited, they were impressed with the quality and longevity of the work.

Then some cunt came over, barred the doors and set it on fire.

I wonder what it means?
>> No. 426870 Anonymous
16th May 2019
Thursday 6:17 pm
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>> No. 19308 Anonymous
16th May 2019
Thursday 5:45 pm
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I'm hoping this is a case of beat coppers getting the law mangled, the pessimist in me thinks this is going to become the norm
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>> No. 19309 Anonymous
16th May 2019
Thursday 5:50 pm
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dunno but the US just broke the Vienna Convention
>> No. 19310 Anonymous
16th May 2019
Thursday 5:56 pm
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He's white so he almost certainly did what he's accused of. It's mainly black and East Asian faces it fails on.


>> No. 28484 Anonymous
10th May 2019
Friday 6:45 pm
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How do I improve my social skills?

I am absolutely terrible at talking to new people and building up a rapport with them. More often than not if a stranger tries talking to me then my mind will go blank so I'll probably laugh or smile and say "yeah", killing the conversation dead. It isn't shyness or anything like that; my mind literally goes blank and I cannot think of a single thing to say. I guess I'm not quick-witted or good at thinking on my feet.

I've no problem with having conversations with friends or work colleagues, although I'm much better talking in a group than one-to-one, which may be a comfort zone thing. My girlfriend has the ability to strike up a conversation with just about anyone she meets, which seems completely alien to me.

My lack of social skills have hampered me in my career so far and I imagine they will continue to do so unless I do something. Thinking about it, I think I've picked it up from my Dad so this is probably number #694 on the list of how I'm slowly turning into him.
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>> No. 28499 Anonymous
15th May 2019
Wednesday 6:15 pm
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Simon Amstell is the only thing in that clip that doesn't seem like contrived insanity.

I don't even know where to begin deconstructing what's wrong with bringing along 4 mute motionless Japanese people along to an interview.
>> No. 28500 Anonymous
15th May 2019
Wednesday 6:41 pm
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They do move a bit and I bet they're not really mute.
>> No. 28501 Anonymous
16th May 2019
Thursday 7:19 am
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Well you certainly put me in my place.
>> No. 28502 Anonymous
16th May 2019
Thursday 10:05 am
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Might not even be Japanese either!
>> No. 28503 Anonymous
16th May 2019
Thursday 11:10 am
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Well they say they are are. Now you are just presupposing dishonesty in Gwen.


>> No. 28411 Anonymous
16th April 2019
Tuesday 8:34 pm
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Okay fellas, I have no major problems going on in my life right now, in fact since January I've been doing pretty well.

That said, I've just gotten home from the gym and wanked for two hours straight, after telling myself I wouldn't do the same thing I did yesterday which was wank for two hours straight after work.

This is after wanking a shitload on the weekend as well.

It's fucking with my routine and making me squash my days. I like to have a wank to a sexual fantasy now and then, but fuck sake I hate doing it for two hours.

Just someone give me some support to not do this for the rest of the week.
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>> No. 28473 Anonymous
4th May 2019
Saturday 1:40 pm
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OP here again, thought I'd check up on this to see if there was anything new.

You've probably got the most relevant outlook to me here, dunno if I made myself clear but I don't really watch porn all the time, in fact I end up wanking a lot due to what you said, wanking while chatting to lads and lasses.

There's some good news though, since this thread I've been exhibiting a lot of control. The other night I got it over with in about 15 - 20 minutes after a week of not even doing it, without becoming an overstimulated mess. I've been controlling it a lot better after the gym too.

On that note as well, haven't really bothered chatting to anymore to get off because it tends to be a black hole for me where I just wanna keep going. Gonna keep on with how I've been doing.
>> No. 28482 Anonymous
10th May 2019
Friday 3:58 pm
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I wank 5 times a day and have a one terabyte porn collection. I want to abstain from porn and only wank using my imagination when I'm legitimately horny like I did in the good old days before the internet. How do you tell the difference between wanting to have a wank to relieve boredom and when you're legitimately horny?
>> No. 28483 Anonymous
10th May 2019
Friday 4:06 pm
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I think there's a lot to be said for a week of cold turkey and seeing how you feel.
>> No. 28494 Anonymous
14th May 2019
Tuesday 4:51 am
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I think you have to relearn the difference between that mate.
>> No. 28498 Anonymous
15th May 2019
Wednesday 12:42 pm
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>have a one terabyte porn collection
Weak shit my dude and this is after a significant recent prune. But I see myself as more of a "curator" than some fevered wank-addict.


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