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>> No. 13192 Anonymous
22nd January 2020
Wednesday 5:53 pm
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This is going to be our food review thread.
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>> No. 13825 Anonymous
19th September 2020
Saturday 1:07 am
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>>13824
You can't have been the first person to have had that idea. I imagine there's just not enough money in it, particularly since most places have gluten-free options anyway.
>> No. 13826 Anonymous
19th September 2020
Saturday 6:14 am
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>>13820
He doesn't look like the kind of person who would get offended by this.
>> No. 13827 Anonymous
19th September 2020
Saturday 3:31 pm
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>>13826
Fucking hell I hope I don't look anything like that in my sixties. Literally the shape and colour of gammon.
>> No. 13828 Anonymous
19th September 2020
Saturday 6:40 pm
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>>13827

Alan Brazil gets his blood pressure checked at Kwik Fit.

If it drops below 80psi, he thinks about Thatcher while eating fistfuls of rock salt.
>> No. 13829 Anonymous
19th September 2020
Saturday 7:48 pm
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>>13826
He looks like he could do with a fried egg and a pineapple ring.

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>> No. 7939 Anonymous
11th July 2020
Saturday 9:52 pm
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The cut in stamp duty has opened the door for me to be able to buy a flat in near the city for myself -so long as I borrow 2k from my parents and use help to buy. I looked at what that really means which is that I can afford a small flat in Kingston by the sewage works with 2 hours commuting everyday.

Lads, is it still worth it? Yeah, my money isn't magically disappearing every month but my quality of life would be worse and, at 30, I will likely look to move in a few years with some bird. Still, there's a money factor involved so I've been fretting all week. Should I keep looking into this or just forget about it?
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>> No. 7941 Anonymous
12th July 2020
Sunday 8:03 am
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>>7939
It's always a good time to buy your own place if you can get the funds together and deal with the 6 months+ heartache it all tends to take. If your parents are able to help you, then take that help; most of us don't get it and you and they are lucky to be able to do it.

Commuting is rapidly going out of fashion. Depends on what job you're in, of course, but I think the homeworking/flexible hours thing is here to stay.
>> No. 7976 Anonymous
19th September 2020
Saturday 2:44 pm
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>>7941
I broadly agree, but there is a big difference between a free hold, a lease hold and owning a flat. The former has no "hidden" fees, the middle has ground rent which tends to be fairly nominal while the latter has service charges which can easily reach several thousand pounds a year. So on top of your mortgage your effectively still paying rent. Make sure to have a chat with other owners in the building if you buy a flat to find out how onerous the lease holders are. And (fat chance in The City) if several of you are long term owners, see if you can acquire the lease nad form a co-op.
>> No. 7977 Anonymous
19th September 2020
Saturday 4:27 pm
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>Cut in stamp duty

ike all these sorts of actions this will just lead to increased house prices. It is good only for speculators, builders and boomers. I fucking hate it.

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>> No. 4253 Anonymous
18th February 2019
Monday 6:32 pm
/mph/4253 Car and bike official weekend thread but also weekdays
Okay might as well try and be polite and keep the oil out of the other megathreads.

Welcome to the motor one. In an attempt to actually get people to post in it, tell me about the car you really want and could feasibly afford. Right now I'm really thinking a lot about a big square 80s Merc as we've been talking about them. Even a Lada would be fun as fuck.
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>> No. 4499 Anonymous
18th September 2020
Friday 5:25 pm
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>>4498
I've got no problem driving 3.5t box vans but there's something about a rangie, especially ones of that age, which makes me really unsure of my 'size' on the road. I hated parking them.
>> No. 4500 Anonymous
18th September 2020
Friday 5:55 pm
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>>4499

I have noticed that too - there is a reason I've parked it in the corner away from everyone else. I haven't been brave enough to park between two cars yet, let alone reverse into a space. Multi storey garages are fun, as well.

The 12 seater ford transit bus at work feels smaller than this when it comes to manoeuvring.
>> No. 4501 Anonymous
18th September 2020
Friday 7:36 pm
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>>4498

I forgot to mention it's the 3.6 litre V8 diesel engine - it's faster than a three tonne car has any right to be and does surprisingly well on fuel - 38mpg on the motorway.
>> No. 4502 Anonymous
18th September 2020
Friday 9:15 pm
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>>4498
That's a fine looking vehicle for the money.
>> No. 4503 Anonymous
19th September 2020
Saturday 1:24 am
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I've lately become a little bit fascinated with really old cars.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZBFR-jxb9U

It's interesting to see sow much has changed and yet how much remains the same, and I always find it a little bit enchanting when pre-WW2 tech and machinery is still serviceable and usable today. It feels like it comes from an altogether different era of history.

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>> No. 17227 Anonymous
6th November 2013
Wednesday 10:41 am
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I bought the worms bundle twice absent mindedly so here are the extra keys .gs

Superfrog HD https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=sMmGPe2yUKPMm3HC
Worms Blast https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=DRYGuGM38VdnxfuF
Worms Crazy Golf https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=eYEPWANxqsCnqkfY
Worms Ultimate Mayhem https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=xbqFPzD2SDRXmNSz
Worms Armageddon https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=U7TeH7v3r64aWT74
Worms Pinball https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=B73d2Xh85TTbdGyE

One each, that means you bikethief and stickyfingerslad.

https://www.humblebundle.com/ is Batman GOTY editions and FEAR.
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>> No. 24354 Anonymous
18th September 2020
Friday 12:10 am
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>>24350
Has any version topped the original? Just curious considering its widely regarded as a masterpiece.
>> No. 24355 Anonymous
18th September 2020
Friday 12:21 am
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>>24354
RCT2 is the best one, but 3 is still pretty decent.
>> No. 24371 Anonymous
18th September 2020
Friday 3:44 pm
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>>24352
Can I just say I only had to look up one thing on the web about Subnautica and that was where the Big Sub bits were, which it turned out I'd been past half a dozen times already I just hadn't been paying attention. I'm not saying that to be smug, I just think it gives you exactly the right amount of info, both in speech, text and visuals so that you know what you need to do.

Cracking fun, the biggest of recommendations from me too. I couldn't stop smiling when I got the Big Sub.
>> No. 24372 Anonymous
18th September 2020
Friday 3:47 pm
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>>24371
It'll never beat Sub Culture.
>> No. 24373 Anonymous
18th September 2020
Friday 7:19 pm
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>> No. 27623 Anonymous
17th September 2020
Thursday 9:09 pm
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I blocked all the websites that I constantly refresh for the past week, leaving only an hour before bedtime as a space to peruse them (this particular post being an exception because I got drunk with a m8). It was frustrating at first, but I realised that being able to manage one's attention in this way, in a world where you're overloaded with gigatonnes of absolutely useless information, is basically a superpower. Every metric of my life has improved from not being glued to a screen that keeps providing endless novelty. After blocking websites that are built around exploiting the novelty impulse, I'm starting to relive those halcyon days of the internet when I used it solely as a tool to find information relevant to what I was doing, rather than as a form of entertainment to while the hours away.

Networked technology is the devil!
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>> No. 27628 Anonymous
17th September 2020
Thursday 9:58 pm
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None of my extensions will turn back on now either. What the fuck?
>> No. 27629 Anonymous
17th September 2020
Thursday 10:14 pm
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>>27625
It's easier to build discipline when you can free yourself from constant distraction and can occupy yourself with fulfilling hobbies.

>>27627
>>27628
Werks on my machine m8. I just turn it on for 15 hours every morning. Are you using Linux or summat?
>> No. 27630 Anonymous
17th September 2020
Thursday 10:19 pm
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>>27629
Something went wrong when it tried to install its extension for firefox and it just fucked the whole thing up.
>> No. 27631 Anonymous
18th September 2020
Friday 1:50 pm
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I really barely use the Internet any more. I browse this place on my lunch break, I make a few controversial posts on lefty Rudgwick subs, and I'll stick youtube on when I'm eating. But the whole thing has really rather lost its appeal. I think I've already read all there is about the subjects I used to get lost in deep wiki walks and so on for.

So much of the Internet is just vapid shite now,, and it's harder to find the stuff that isn't because Google massages its results to put shopping and entertainment sites above anything else.
>> No. 27632 Anonymous
18th September 2020
Friday 3:34 pm
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>>27631
Google may massage your results to do that.

I often search up technical standards documents, etc, and often find that using Google to get to the IEEExplore page is easier than its integrated search.

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>> No. 24177 Anonymous
25th August 2020
Tuesday 9:58 am
/e/24177 new graphics card
I'm in the market for a new graphics card - I believe that the RTX 2060 family is the one to go for, but would appreciate any advice/experience - there seem to be millions of versions, all with pretty small variations. Pictured is the ASUS one I am thinking of.

Don't want to spend much more than 500 quid.

What would you buy in this price range?
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>> No. 24366 Anonymous
18th September 2020
Friday 12:46 pm
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>>24364

Arabs think we smell of milk. I'm starting to see a pattern.
>> No. 24367 Anonymous
18th September 2020
Friday 1:14 pm
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X group smells to Y group of most pungent food X eats a lot of that Y doesn't, shocker.
Not sure where the 'wet dog' smell fits in there.
>> No. 24368 Anonymous
18th September 2020
Friday 1:25 pm
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>>24367
Black people smell like cocoa butter (which they don't eat) and not fried chicken grease though.
>> No. 24369 Anonymous
18th September 2020
Friday 1:31 pm
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>>24357

Are you the same lad who always posts things like "nuke the West Riding" in response to things that had nothing to do with West Yorkshire?
>> No. 24370 Anonymous
18th September 2020
Friday 1:33 pm
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>>24368
s/eat/consume

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>> No. 426868 Anonymous
16th May 2019
Thursday 5:49 pm
/b/426868 Dream Thread Mk. II
Fitter when she was fat edition.

You know the drill lads. Here are a few helpful links in order to help you further your proficiency at dreaming, and hopefully elevate the quality of discussion about our nocturnal adventures:

https://www.dreammoods.com/dreamdictionary/

https://www.tuck.com/how-to-lucid-dream/

https://open.spotify.com/album/3zci9uc3JFKmKV3x0TcAKd
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>> No. 439082 Anonymous
17th September 2020
Thursday 3:35 pm
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>>439080
A dream world arse pissing.
>> No. 439083 Anonymous
17th September 2020
Thursday 4:11 pm
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>>439080

>How do I break up with my subconscious girlfriend?

I wish I knew. No matter how old and bald and boring I get, in my dreams I'm still a lovestruck teenager.
>> No. 439084 Anonymous
17th September 2020
Thursday 4:27 pm
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>>439080

Clearly you have moved on but she hasn't and is in denial. You need to start perving on other women in front of her and treating her like crap until she decides it's HER choice to leave.
>> No. 439085 Anonymous
17th September 2020
Thursday 5:59 pm
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>>439081
I'd be careful with how much sense you're making here. I ended it before planetary lockdown started and the gas aliens of Venus sounds like something from The Algebraist that I was reading at the time.

Maybe this also explains how .gs was able to manifest the weather last month. And why Dream Kitchen just came on.

>>439084
I'll give it a go - her housemate had frankly enormous breasts. Hope you had a good life, dream-people.
>> No. 439107 Anonymous
17th September 2020
Thursday 11:10 pm
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>>439085
Frankly enormous is best tbh.

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>> No. 12488 Anonymous
31st August 2020
Monday 2:48 am
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Why is it so difficut to find people to casually jam with? I checked all my local musician listings on facebook and gumtree, and they're full of people with established bands or pretentious types who think they'll make it big. In a city of 8 million people, it seems that there is literally no one else who just wants to get drunk or drugged up and jam out like I want to do.
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>> No. 12490 Anonymous
31st August 2020
Monday 6:25 am
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>>12489
Guitar and bass.
>> No. 12491 Anonymous
31st August 2020
Monday 7:27 am
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I'd offer to but London is a bit far to go.

Well, I suppose it depends what kind and quantity of drugs you're offering.
>> No. 12492 Anonymous
31st August 2020
Monday 7:29 am
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https://www.cockos.com/ninjam/

Ninjam used to be great for this, not sure what it's like now.
>> No. 12493 Anonymous
31st August 2020
Monday 10:36 am
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Have you tried asking rather than waiting to be asked? If you post a message on a local Facebook group I'm sure you'll get some interest - there are loads of half-arsed bedroom rockers who are a bit too shy to join or start a band.
>> No. 12500 Anonymous
17th September 2020
Thursday 10:38 pm
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>>12493
Turns out this advice was spot on. Had a couple of jam sessions. One good, one not so good (ended up getting too drunk with the keyboard player and banned from the rehearsal space). In any case it's good to break out of being a bedroom guitarist.

Who knew that things can happen if you actually try make them happen?

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>> No. 439024 Anonymous
15th September 2020
Tuesday 10:30 am
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What actually is the point of a washing up bowl?
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>> No. 439075 Anonymous
17th September 2020
Thursday 10:50 am
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>>439074
What's the problem?
>> No. 439076 Anonymous
17th September 2020
Thursday 1:26 pm
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>>439075
Not all us hoard women's toenail clippings.
>> No. 439077 Anonymous
17th September 2020
Thursday 1:36 pm
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>>439076
You should take it up as a hobby.
>> No. 439078 Anonymous
17th September 2020
Thursday 1:50 pm
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>>439077
My preferred hobby is going onto obscure imageboards, making a single reply and then watching on as it leads to other posters pointlessly bickering over it for hours.
>> No. 439079 Anonymous
17th September 2020
Thursday 2:11 pm
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>>439075

Problem clearly is they are first to blink in a game of chicken and they were rightfully treated like the prison bitch after the first time.

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>> No. 23810 Anonymous
31st December 2011
Saturday 10:22 pm
/x/23810 Guilty Would
Since this image wasn't that well received in The Ginger Thread, and by the recommendation of some lad in /b/: this is the "Guilty Would" thread.

Post women which aren't generically attractive, but which (for whatever reason) you'd shag the heck out of given the chance.
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>> No. 41409 Anonymous
16th September 2020
Wednesday 8:56 pm
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>>41408
Good grief she's been comfort eating.
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16th September 2020
Wednesday 9:23 pm
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>>41408
I'm assuming she's in a cow costume at this point, bellowing to be milked?
If not, I'm not really seeing the point.
>> No. 41411 Anonymous
16th September 2020
Wednesday 10:00 pm
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>>41409

She's not fat any more, sadly. She put on a load of weight and then lost it all just to prove that it's piss-easy, because that's the kind of spiteful weirdo she is.

>>41410

While I appreciate the hucow fantasy, I think I'd go for some wholesome extramarital fun. The sort of thing the tabloids would describe as a "steamy romp".
>> No. 41412 Anonymous
16th September 2020
Wednesday 10:07 pm
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>>41409
This is from when she put on 3 stone and then lost it so she could call fat people lazy. I'd still give her one, having been raised by the internet I can't resist a woman who commits to pissing everyone off to the degree that she's banned from web2.0.
>> No. 41413 Anonymous
17th September 2020
Thursday 12:20 am
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What's her Geocities?

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>> No. 59246 YubYub
3rd January 2018
Wednesday 7:40 pm
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>A homeless man who stole a purse and a phone from victims of the Manchester Arena attack has admitted theft.

>Chris Parker, 33, was initially dubbed a hero after claiming he comforted a seriously injured girl. CCTV footage played to Manchester Crown Court showed him wandering between stricken victims. He kept returning to injured Pauline Healey, whose granddaughter lay dying nearby, before leaning over her and taking her handbag to steal her purse.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-42540738

I don't get why bleeding heart do-gooders bleat on about the homeless. They're all scratters who are on the streets through choice, usually because they choose not to stay in a hostel as they know they wouldn't be allowed to do drugs there.
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>> No. 66689 Paedofag
16th September 2020
Wednesday 10:02 pm
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>MY WORRY IS THAT WE’VE SHOWN IT’S POSSIBLE TO GET EVERYONE OFF THE STREETS
This line is just amazing.
>> No. 66690 Ambulancelad
16th September 2020
Wednesday 10:06 pm
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>> No. 66691 Moralfag
16th September 2020
Wednesday 10:15 pm
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>>66688
Oh? I thought you needed an address. How do you register if you're sleeping rough? Who is your MP when you have no fixed abode?
>> No. 66692 Paedofag
16th September 2020
Wednesday 10:29 pm
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>>66691

You need an address, but you can perfectly legally use the address of a homeless hostel, a day centre, or even something like "The Bins Behind Currys, High Street". As long as a postman can find you, it's a valid address. Most homeless people aren't registered to vote, but most are claiming benefits and often have to give an unconventional address in order to do so.
>> No. 66693 Are Moaty
17th September 2020
Thursday 12:19 am
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>> No. 13805 Anonymous
16th September 2020
Wednesday 11:43 am
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The local burrito place was doing 2-for-1 on all burritos yesterday, so I now have a foil-wrapped burrito in the fridge.

What's the best way to reheat? I obviously can't shove it in the microwave, but don't want to dry it out by ovening it wrong.
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>> No. 13807 Anonymous
16th September 2020
Wednesday 12:04 pm
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If it's well sealed in the foil then it shouldn't dry out in the oven.
>> No. 13808 Anonymous
16th September 2020
Wednesday 12:07 pm
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YOU MEAN A JACKET TATIE WITH SPICY FILLING?
>> No. 13809 Anonymous
16th September 2020
Wednesday 12:11 pm
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>>13806
Defeats the point of a burrito, and also microwaved burritos tend to go all soggy.
>> No. 13811 Anonymous
16th September 2020
Wednesday 12:56 pm
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Just eat it cold, you melt.
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16th September 2020
Wednesday 12:58 pm
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>>13809

you can put tin foil on again after. 😮

(A good day to you Sir!)

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>> No. 9544 Anonymous
26th June 2013
Wednesday 10:29 pm
/nom/9544 Recipes only, no comments. Stickied

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>> No. 13322 Anonymous
24th May 2020
Sunday 2:07 pm
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I've been making tea in the saucepan lately and I find it tastes better, kind of softer.

Here's my method:

Put the cold water and teabag into the saucepan
Put on a high heat
When it's come up to boil it's done
Pour into a cup and add milk and sugar to taste
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13th June 2020
Saturday 1:17 am
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>>13322


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZn5dUQJ810

Why not try the AMERICAN way?
>> No. 13567 Anonymous
25th July 2020
Saturday 2:20 pm
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>>13420

Suttsteve is the only Seppo authority on making tea.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFLiuaEtvdo
>> No. 13804 Anonymous
16th September 2020
Wednesday 1:23 am
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>> No. 2130 Anonymous
31st March 2010
Wednesday 11:01 am
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Are there any 'resting actors' out there?

I'm back up to about a litre of whisky a day again. :(
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>> No. 8469 Anonymous
15th September 2020
Tuesday 6:24 pm
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>I would like to smoke less but right now I need what it does for my severely fucked brain.

I've been completely the same mate and I haven't had any CBT but recently found you can apply for it online now for free so I'll be getting it in the next couple weeks.

>>8468
That all makes sense and it's easy to say but I know exactly how this lad's going to feel when sober. It is unbearable and you only spiral, you're having to get high to save yourself, basically.

Completely agree with the rest you said though, studies have shown it can exascebate anxiety issues and you deinitely do need to address the feelings you're avoiding and find some kind of way to reduce your intake at the least, otherwise it just buries these feelings down into your subconscious and I swear it's what led to a breakdown for me because I got to the point where weed was doing nothing.
>> No. 8470 Anonymous
15th September 2020
Tuesday 6:25 pm
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>>8469
I'm high right now and can't delete my post to fix the typos.
>> No. 8471 Anonymous
15th September 2020
Tuesday 9:42 pm
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>>8468
See the weird thing is I have had a strain of weed that did that before, I realised and stopped smoking it, so I don't know if it's an indica vs sativa thing or some bollocks, I'm not one of these hipster weed apothecary types.

It mostly just makes my brain go from 200/mph to some kind of normal person speed, which is very nice. Maybe there is some residual anxiety, but it's certainly not as bad as the epic fucking shit fits I have off it. Is there not some kind of option to trade in my drugs budget for just a nice functioning brain that does the emotions thing properly?

Anyway, while I have ordered my poison, it won't be here for a few days, so here's hoping a brief patch of cold turkey will help me to start fresh with better habits. Like not smoking during the work day. Fucking WFH, it's a curse for potheads I tell you.
>> No. 8472 Anonymous
15th September 2020
Tuesday 10:32 pm
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>>8466

>I hallucinate etc under high stress

Have you told your GP about this? Those symptoms should result in an immediate referral to the Early Intervention in Psychosis team.
>> No. 8473 Anonymous
15th September 2020
Tuesday 11:56 pm
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>>8472
I told the mental health assessment team that, it's very infrequent and I've always had it so they didn't seem too fussed. Just wasn't quite anchored properly to the planet at birth somehow. Is it that unusual?

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>> No. 21211 Anonymous
15th June 2011
Wednesday 4:15 pm
/x/21211 The Yellow Fever- ITT AZNS
https://www.youtube.com/v/E_8IXx4tsus
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>> No. 41367 Anonymous
5th September 2020
Saturday 7:21 pm
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>>41364
>actually pay for my porno

What a novel idea.
>> No. 41368 Anonymous
5th September 2020
Saturday 8:44 pm
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>>41365
You reckon she keeps a couple of Hundreds & Thousands in those nipples for an on-the-go snack?
>> No. 41372 Anonymous
7th September 2020
Monday 4:33 pm
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Reported
>> No. 41374 Anonymous
8th September 2020
Tuesday 7:34 am
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>>41372
There was that picture of a girl in pink and yellow underwear lying on a bed wasn't there? Why report that, she didn't look underage?
>> No. 41407 Anonymous
15th September 2020
Tuesday 8:25 pm
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I've been up the thread and it looks like she was posted elsewhere. Still looks dodgy though, unless I could put a professional name to the face I wouldn't be comfortable hosting it.

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>> No. 439047 Anonymous
15th September 2020
Tuesday 7:17 pm
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I'm such a dumb fucking idiot and it has ruined my confidence (anus)

So I (22 male) have always been fucked in the head. Starting a few years ago, I started experiencing with anal play while masturbating. Well, it went way overboard and I bought a huge sex toy and basically made it fit in my ass even though it hurt a bit. I'm fucked in the head, yes. Then about 4 months ago I had my anal virginity taken by an old man who surprise fisted me with 4 fingers inside and rotating the hand too. Both of these activities have stretched/worn out the skin around my anus (due to the anus being forced to expand). So now it's like I have excess skin around the asshole (not hemorrhoids).

Now my problem is that I got this loose "extra" skin and my ass falls out a little after I poop. If I squat down naked I can see some skin hanging down behind the asshole where my ass crack is supposed to be. It looks fucking awful and I feel like I'm an 70 year old man with anal prolapse. I already look fucked up and worn out, how am I gonna look when I'm 40? There's no way a medical procedure can fix this. I'm willing to post photos but I really just kind of wanna sleep forever. I don't know how I've managed to ruin myself so much...

I want to start over but that's not possible and it's just over for me. I'm so fucking tired of hurting about how big of a piece of shit I am. I have RUINED my own body. At this point trying to get better is only going to feel like I'm fighting a losing battle. I just wanna fucking cry in bed and stop going to the gym / work / talk to anyone. I really dont want anyone to say "you're depressed so seek help" or something. This is the cause of my sadness. Either it ends or I do.

(A good day to you Sir!)
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>> No. 439048 Anonymous
15th September 2020
Tuesday 7:33 pm
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>>439047

> There's no way a medical procedure can fix this. I'm willing to post photos but I really just kind of wanna sleep forever. I don't know how I've managed to ruin myself so much

Did you ask a doctor?

If you leave your arse alone for a few months it will be as tight and fresh as when it was new.

If fat people's entire skin can bounce back when they lose 60kg your arse certainly can.
>> No. 439050 Anonymous
15th September 2020
Tuesday 7:51 pm
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>>439047
This is just crap copypasta. You haven't even made any effort with it.

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>> ID: da7644 No. 15432 Anonymous
17th July 2020
Friday 7:31 pm

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/shed/15432 fixing some bugs
So please report in if you see something shit.
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>> ID: ec74d0 No. 15541 Anonymous
15th September 2020
Tuesday 2:06 am

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If anything it just proves that we're not paying enough attention to be playing favourites, and that's a good thing for a community.

I agree and gave up trying to point out that the whole ban-by-number-of-seconds thing is idiotic years ago now.
>> ID: ec74d0 No. 15542 Anonymous
15th September 2020
Tuesday 2:16 am

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This does explain some of the slightly left-field accusations that have been made recently; if a mod has been over-tracking posts. Maybe look at /sentry/ less often, it's fairer if we only use it when we have to, puts us all on a more even keel.
>> ID: 3545e3 No. 15543 Anonymous
15th September 2020
Tuesday 2:31 am

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>>15542
I usually check sentry after a report if I can't discern why I should be banning it at face value and only for that IP (which is, I assume, it's purpose) but I don't use it otherwise. What accusations are you referring to, btw?

It seems like something worth stamping down on, especially if people are trying to use sentry to dox each other or out Americans and Nepal lads as used to happen back in the day, but if that has happened to anyone recently it's slipped through the cracks.
>> ID: 826e45 No. 15544 Anonymous
15th September 2020
Tuesday 4:15 pm

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>>15530
Please purple, fix this. I don't want to see the guilty would thread any more.
>> ID: 3545e3 No. 15545 Anonymous
15th September 2020
Tuesday 4:34 pm

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>>15544
Agreed, that lad has gone wrong.

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>> No. 3840 Anonymous
19th September 2013
Thursday 10:03 pm
/£$€¥/3840 Pensions
The OFT have come out and said that many old (i.e. set up before 2001) pension schemes have high charges and offer savers poor value for money. They've also suggested a cap for auto-enrolment schemes, but it's going to be an almost meaningless gesture as you'd be very hard pressed to find a provider offering auto-enrolment terms with annual management charges greater than 1% anyway.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-24153012

The pension scheme I'm in at work (contribution: 5% employer, 5% employee gross) has management charges of 0.6%, which I'm alright with as it's less than I'd get if I was investing in collectives through an ISA.

However, I've put the charges and contribution details into Invidion's pension calculator for an idea of what I'd get when I'm 65, 40 years from now, and if my salary increases in line with National Average Earnings and I took the 25% tax-free lump sum I'd be looking at a pension in today's terms of 27.5% of my current salary. If I wanted a pension that would be about two-thirds of what I'm earning now then I'll need to contribute, assuming the employer contribution stays at 5%, 15% gross (12% net) of my salary every year for the next four decades. This does depend on what annuity rates will be like then and I'd also be getting the State Pension, as long as they haven't upped the age you receive it to 80 by then.

If it wasn't for the tax relief and my employer matching my contributions then I doubt I'd bother and I'd look into other ways to support myself while I'm in retirement. What about you lads? What are your thoughts on pensions? In my opinion to have any form of decent retirement income you're at the mercy of your employer offering a good pension scheme.
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>> No. 7962 Anonymous
6th August 2020
Thursday 5:07 pm
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I've got about one-fifth of my pension in a gold fund[1] that has gone up by almost 60% in six months thanks to coronavirus. Do I cash out or not? The only thing I can think of switching into at the minute is an infrastructure fund[2] or perhaps pumping more into UK equities because it hasn't bounced back the way the rest of the world as a whole has.

[1] https://www.trustnet.com/factsheets/p/ddp1/aviva-investec-global-gold-pn-s6

[2] https://www.trustnet.com/factsheets/p/bem3/aviva-first-state-global-listed-infrastructure-pn-s6
>> No. 7963 Anonymous
6th August 2020
Thursday 5:10 pm
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>>7962
Cash out your initial investment +any interest you'd have earned if it had been in a bank.
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6th August 2020
Thursday 5:36 pm
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>>7963
The issue is where to put it instead. I think, on reflection, the best course of action might be to rebalance so I'm taking the gain out but leaving the amounts paid in.
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6th August 2020
Thursday 5:50 pm
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>>7962
FAANG stocks are booming at the moment and will for a while - I am out of gold and back into them right now.
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15th September 2020
Tuesday 1:31 pm
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The Court of Appeal have rejected the challenge from WASPI to be compensated for the female State Pension age increasing from 60.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-54158832

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>> No. 13711 Anonymous
5th September 2020
Saturday 5:04 am
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Anyone else like having biscuits for breakfast?

My usual breakfast is a mug of warm milk and 5 digestive biscuits. Sometimes I get myself custard creams.
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>> No. 13798 Anonymous
14th September 2020
Monday 7:03 pm
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>>13797
They've got oats in? That makes them breakfast.
>> No. 13799 Anonymous
14th September 2020
Monday 9:10 pm
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>>13798
I knew someone would say this and I'm upset by it, mostly because I don't have a well-formed argument; but I know that digestives are for breakfast, while a hobnob is more a late-night dessert, oats or not. I think it's to do with the sweetness of a hobnob.
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14th September 2020
Monday 9:15 pm
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Seeing as we're debating the finer points of breakfast biscuits, can anyone suggest a decent lunch marmalade?
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14th September 2020
Monday 9:30 pm
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>lunch marmalade

For lunch you say - you old devil.

I would suggest that Orange & Lime is allowed outside normal hours. I only ever buy Wilkin & Sons in a marmalade, whilst I prefer the French-themed Bonne Maman if it's any kind of berry.

I do accept though given modern supply chains, and manufacturing techniques, they're all probably made in the same factory in Barnsley or something.
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15th September 2020
Tuesday 11:02 am
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>>13801
Just looked them up and Wilkin & Sons is still a private company that's been operating since 1885. I'd be happy to support them, maybe I'll get someone their damson or quince liqueur for a stocking filler.

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6th September 2011
Tuesday 6:40 pm
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>> No. 30602 Anonymous
4th August 2020
Tuesday 8:26 pm
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>>30601

And you can keep your bra and your paranoia; they've always been called pants in my region.

Also: don't go anywhere near the west country in earshot of a child addressing their mother, lest ye have yerself an aneurysm.
>> No. 30650 Anonymous
9th August 2020
Sunday 8:31 am
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>i could careless
They're taking it to the next level.
>> No. 30651 Anonymous
9th August 2020
Sunday 8:58 am
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>>30650

Americans often take the subtleties of the British language for granite.
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9th August 2020
Sunday 1:33 pm
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The worst one is when they say "intergal".
>> No. 30822 Anonymous
15th September 2020
Tuesday 10:31 am
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Coronovirus.

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