>>38834
You've got a much worse illness, no-friends-itis
https://news.sky.com/story/people-who-havent-had-covid-yet-probably-have-no-friends-a-korean-doctor-says-12576199

Covid's back on the BBC front page now. Didn't see that coming with everything else going on.

>>38836

When did Sarah Millican become a racist?

>>38836
You won't fool me with your fake headlines. Heather Watson is shit at tennis.

>>38836

If you really used paint you're a fucking madman.

>>31758
Can you go to the court and ask them in person? I am a big fan of interacting with people whose job it is to help me, and I've only ever wanted to violently dismember two of them with my bare hands. Also, check the paperwork you have signed so far; it's the bank's job to find these things out about you and if you get a CCJ after you've been approved, the bank obviously didn't care enough beforehand to stop you. People who are two or three years into paying off a mortgage probably get CCJs all the time, and the bank doesn't revoke their mortgages.

>>31759

Nah, haven't been approved yet, the valuation survey is on Thursday, so while presumably they will have checked my credit file before they booked that, I'm assuming they'll still flat out reject it when they run a proper check.

Never pursued social recognition, never pursued relationships (platonic or romantic) with any real gusto, stopped falling for materialistic trappings long ago. Main goal was to avoid work but I realised it would take less effort to treat easy work as a kind of waking meditation than to work to avoid work. I'm content but it feels like everything around me is trying to force an artificial discontentedness upon me.

I was going to say that this is a weird kind of headspace to exist in, but the very act of recognising this particular thought stream has rendered any judgmental power it might've had inert.

>>31758

Addendum to this: It's from a parking ticket by the modern day highwaymen of ParkingEye.

It's bullshit for multiple reasons, not least of which the fact I appealed it at the time, because I was parked completely legally, and never heard back from them. But they have the legal power to just directly fuck you up the arse, for absolutely no reason, without you being able to do a thing about it. Frankly it's criminal. But I bet they've got a mate or two in the Tory party to see to it they're allowed to just extort people like this. I digress.

None of that makes a difference to the here and now. Apparently there's a process to go through to appeal and overturn judgements that have made without your knowledge, like this one, but the process itself could take weeks and if it fails (I don't fancy the chances knowing my piss poor luck) you're stuck with an unsatisfied CCJ which is even worse. So it looks like my best bet is sucking it up and paying it even though it's horseshit.

I can't fucking take it lads. I think this is going to end in murder suicide. Just find me a fucking board member of that company. I've had it with living in Terry Gilliam's fucking Brazil.

>>31762
Sometimes I wonder if I might be depressed, based entirely on just how much motivation I have to learn computer hacking to bring down multiple massive corporations , and yet I never actually even try to learn or do it.

I'm guessing it's Brexit related, but it's impossible to get carrots recently that aren't going off after a few days. Often they've started going a bit mushy at the tip when they're still in the shop.

>>96085
I think that's because they get pumped full of water, rather than going off at all. I've been having this issue for months and they absolutely are all horrifically watery. I've been tempted to try roasting them to see if that dries them out a bit, but I am no chef.

A lot of the cost of living Crisis is being blamed on Ukraine or Brexit or whatever but the profit-inflation spiral was predicted and studied in detail by Nobel Prize winning Japanese Ecinomist Yakamoto Futunari as far back as 2011.

Google Futunari Inflation to learn more.

>>96088

It'd help if you spelled Futanari correctly.

>>96089

Thanks fellow economistlad

>>451676

There's something quite likeable about her as the Fanny Godmother, giving out advice like some kind of menstrual Martin Lewis.

Also, why are all the other women incredibly skinny? Did they hire actors in their twenties to represent adolescents? Is there some kind of one-BBW-per-advert limit? Has Our Scarle been nicking everyone's dinners?

>>451680
Maybe she has it in her contract that she can be the only hefty lass in a scene.

>>451676

>Sounds like you're definitely not putting it up far enough

I'd been frozen for several millions years and when I awoke the world had ended in some technological cataclysm that had left only a few fractured remnants of humanity. It wasn't a nuclear war or AI but something had subtly altered the physics of the universe like in Stalker leaving little physical destruction but everything as slightly broken in some irreparable way "like a clock stuck on a continual tick".

I was wandering the silent world contacting isolated groups of about 5-10 people to acquire parts to build a time machine to go back and stop whatever happened from occurring. They were reluctant to help me aside from the leaders who were aware that the genetic bottleneck is such that humanity is doomed over the long-term anyway. Given the length of time that had elapsed I was wondering both the Earth but also time where the latter could only be judged by the movement of the stars and the size of the Moon and shine of the Sun in the sky.

In my second dream I was dating a woman who was a murderer who liked to kill mothers and sons by poisoning. Rather than stopping her I joined her in killing a group of people we both knew and who trusted me, staying one step ahead of anyone finding out while also cheating on her with another woman.

I made up a song in my sleep, but the more I try and recall it the more it eludes me. It was an absolute banger. I can vaguely remember the music video.

>>9885
Brazilians don't really like the Piquet family. They are conservatives who back Bolsonaro, and silly snake-oil remedies that anti-vaxxers love. Even though he is a triple world champion, everyone hates him and can never reach Senna's status in Brazil. Brazilians like Hamilton more than all of the Piquet family. Nelson still calls Senna a flaming faggot up to this day.

As for the word - it can be used between close groups of friends. It has generally fallen out of favour and viewed as an offensive word. But, if you listen to the whole thing, what is weird is how he calls every driver by their name, but calls Hamilton "that nigger." So it is very obvious what he was doing.

Also, Kelly Piquet can't speak Portuguese.

>>9890

Awww, I bet you were crying for ARE SIR SAINT MARCUS RASHFORD MBE when a few russian bots sent him emojis on Instagram and the shrine built in his honor was unspeakably defaced with a bit of graffiti, you woke lefties are hilarious.

(A good day to you Sir!)

>>9892
What a profoundly embarrassing way to conduct oneself in this, the forum of gentlepersons.

>>9892

You do not belong here.

>>9886
The Cavani one was bollocks, but this one is definitely questionable.

The closest translation in context would be Piquet calling Hamilton "the little blacky" after referring to every other driver by name. The term in itself isn't necessarily offensive, but the context in which it was used almost certainly was.

>>448374

You know I tried a dozen times to get purple aki to work and didn't get anywhere.

Shame it took us this long mind.

>>448379

That's because the prompt wasn't "purple Aki" but something like "Black man".

>>448377>>448379
Yep, but I just used his full name "Akinwale Arobieke", instead of purple Aki.

Tbf i've been trying to generate something I could post in /x/ but no luck.

You know they are getting really quite good these days.

https://huggingface.co/spaces/dalle-mini/dalle-mini

ENG/FRA and NZL/ITA cancelled due to inclement weather. On the one hand, we'll never know which French team would have turned up, but on the plus side this will be the first time Italy haven't lost to New Zealand by double digits.

Why are the porridgewogs so bad at sports compared with the other home nations? Even Norn Iron and Wales qualified for Euro 2016 in the football.

>>8865
I don't really think that's fair to say. They ran up English cricket scores against Russia and Samoa without conceding at all. Their undoing was Japan shocking Ireland, which put them at a four-point disadvantage in the first place.

I think this tournament has so far turned out even better than 2015, which I thought was the best in a long time. The crowds have definitely been getting their money's worth. Pools A and D in particular have been particularly heavy on action.

Is this the rugby thread?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-league/61999786

>Culture secretary Nadine Dorries confused the two rugby codes in a speech at a Rugby League World Cup event in St Helens on Thursday.
>Dorries thought Jonny Wilkinson's 2003 winning drop-goal for England against Australia in rugby union's World Cup final took place in rugby league.
>"I've always quite liked the idea of rugby league," Dorries said in her speech.
>"My long-standing memory is that 2003 drop-goal."

>Billy Vaughan, vice-chairman of Portico Vine rugby league club in St Helens where the event took place, said: "I thought it was comical. No detriment to her, somebody writes that speech for her, they just need to do their research. It's a little bit disrespectful to the various codes and there's a big difference in the codes."

I have no idea which rugby's thread I am posting this in.

>>9888
This is a union thread. Though laughing at Mad Nad is fair game in any code.

>>71166

Remember when they found Richard Thee Third's skellington all smashed up in a Leicester Car Park? I bet he was dug up and killed all over again because of the local parchments' scurrilous accusations of being a male fisherperson and trying to put abortion rights in the Magna Carta.

Whatever really happened, at least it led to an amusing double entendre and a top choon:

>>71168

>the Magna Carta
>the

Sort it out m8.

>>71169

Apologies. "Ye" Magna Carta.

>>71168

This one was better.

>>71171

Sometimes people show you something that you thought you had missed at the time it happened, and you realise that you missed nothing. Bit like histrey innit

Been watching Ellie & Natasia on BBC Three. It's reasonably amusing, but also quite sexually intimidating.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p0c991f9/ellie-natasia-series-1-episode-1

>>24475
Won't watch as comedy isn't funny, but I'd give anything for Natasia Demetriou to piss on me.

>>24461

Pretty much everything Rik Mayall has done has aged magnificently. I mean, who else could be the Sod in an adaptation of "How to Be a Little Sod"? He was born for the part.

I miss him Lads.

Watching Channel 4's Space Cadets. It's a great shame that current geopolitical landscape makes such scientific collaboration impossible.

>>24478
I just watched the first episode of The Undeclared War on Channel 4. I think they've put a lot of effort into certain parts of it, getting the technical stuff right and making sure everything is plausible, but they haven't put a lot of effort into making the programme even remotely good.

>>15205

Those remind me of the time I ordered Prawn Toast from Asda, and instead of two slices of toast cut into quarters, I got 5 fucking star-shaped pieces of buffet fare as a replacement. Asda did not get 5 stars on this occasion. Harrumph!

Maybe I'm a miserable old git, but does food being in a star shape improve it at all? When I'm eating pork stuffing with cranberry and apple, I never wished it was a star shape. Same thing goes for the turkey twizzler, just give me a slab of meat, not some ostentatious spiral. This obsession with show offy food is probably why Iceland closed down in my town, the British public are sick of this nonsense.

>>15209

Clearly never had a Tower of Soup.

>>15209
Stars aren't a good shape for food, but have you ever eaten triangular toast? It's magic.

>>15211
Stars are just more triangle.

>>13226

I showed one of my mates Bustin' a few years ago, then he posted it on Facebook and it ended up a popular "meme" within our circle. But people attributed it's discovery to him, when it was me who'd shown him it, and I was always quite resentful about that.

>>13230

Get your own back by playing Wonderwall at his wedding.

>>13231


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTfZshkNZRw

>>13232
I remember hearing that when it was new, and believing it genuinely was the original version.

>>13231
There's an excellent clip on Soundcloud somewhere of Kanye West's Niggas in Paris please don't ban me for saying it which is very similar to this, but I can't find it because it has some random title and any search for "Kanye West Soundcloud parody" brings up such awful shit that I refuse to look too hard.

>>13233

It's a shame that Mike Flowers didn't have more hits. But I guess you can only take ironic easy listening to a certain point before it becomes annoying. He did a collaboration with Cornershop a few years later but not much came of it.

Speaking of Cornershop -


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u29Dc9AUBvk

And from the same era -


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWissIWxqKk

- which was nicked from Ad Gloriam by Le Orme:

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>>14511
Someone like him as Labour leader would be amazing.

>>14513

lalala I don't like when reality doesn't match my ideology so I'll just pretend

>>14498
>Neither the decision to withdraw the stock nor the failure to deliver replacement stock has anything to do with the DfT.
Nonsense. It was within DfT's gift to allow them to keep running until the replacements were ready. The 455s on SWR have been refitted and will be running for anything up to a decade.

>455 diagrams are currently being filled by 377s.
... which takes them away from their own services. Lots of services being removed or curtailed from 8 to 4 cars. Which Southern couldn't do without DfT approval.

>>14497
Beeching envisioned a lot of those lightly-used services being replaced with buses. Obviously, that didn't end up happening.

FWIW, general consensus among industry types that want to improve transport is that a simple "reverse Beeching" probably isn't the best way to go in most cases. Lots of places are genuinely too small for a rail connection, and extra stops need to be factored into timetabling through services on a mixed-traffic line. A useful rule of thumb here has come from the Scottish Greens, who suggest that nowhere bigger than 5k should be without.

FWIW, London demonstrates a good case of integrated transport at work, where in the outer boroughs you have bus services that will take you to rail and tube stations. This is something that's lacking in the rest of the country outside of a town's main station having a bus interchange nearby.

If nobody wants to drop a thousand or so new homes near your village, then the very least it should expect is a bus to a nearby station on the line so you might have, say, a 5-10 minute bus connecting into a 10-15 minute train service, instead of an hour-long ride on the bus getting stuck in suburban traffic. Depending on the lay of the land locally, it might be your village that gets the station that people in adjacent villages on the line might travel in to.

>British postal workers, train station staff vote to strike

>British postal workers and train station staff have voted in favour of strike action, their trade unions said on Wednesday, as workers across the economy grapple with employers as surging inflation bites. The Unite union said around 2,400 managers across 1,000 Royal Mail (RMG.L) delivery offices had voted to strike in a dispute over job cuts, pay and working conditions, and said it would announce strike dates in the coming days.

>"Our members have had enough," Mike Eatwell, Unite national officer with responsibility for the Royal Mail postal group, said in a statement. "Senior management at Royal Mail has lost the support of their own managers and need to reflect carefully on their next steps. They need to come back to the negotiating table with a set of constructive proposals, otherwise strike action will go ahead causing chaos to letter and parcel deliveries across the UK." Another union representing staff at Royal Mail are also balloting their members for action.

>Further disruption on the railways is set to follow. The TSSA union said on Wednesday its members in train station roles at Avanti West Coast, which operates passenger services including from London Euston to Birmingham, Manchester and Glasgow, had voted overwhelmingly for strike action. "The ballot result at Avanti is only the beginning. Our union is balloting members across almost another dozen train companies and Network Rail," TSSA General Secretary Manuel Cortes said. "If they had any sense they would come to the table and sort this out, so we have a fair settlement for workers."
https://www.reuters.com/world/uk/british-postal-workers-train-station-staff-vote-strike-2022-06-29/

This is the perfect time to promise to send a package only for it to sit on a table for 2 weeks.

BBC News again full of pro-Boris vox pop.

>>95971

Sooz Kempner is the one with cracking norks who does standup shows about retro gaming.

>>95970
>>95976
She looks like a lass I used to know who was a serial online slag, which is quite satisfyingly as it takes me back to being 19 and watching her flash her tits on webcam. Kids these days are spoiled when it comes to sexting, back in my day you had to find a gem.

>>95977
I do miss the days of AoL Chat, MSN Messenger and the like.

>Senior Labour MP Harriet Harman will lead an inquiry into whether Boris Johnson deliberately misled Parliament over parties in No 10 during lockdowns. The cross-party Privileges Committee, made up of seven MPs, issued a call for evidence after meeting on Wednesday. It said it would be seeking "witness information and evidence" and that hearings would begin in the autumn.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-61984704

I think the important question on all our minds is will ARE SOOZ do a follow-up top? Followed by which is her favourite clan on VtMB.

Finally got around to reading Children of Time and yeah it was alright. The book is Avatar done right where the alien civilization is actually radically different and it's all accounted for which is pretty neat to explore for worldbuilding. Plus there's the whole dying embers of humanity subplot that take place over thousands of years due to the non-FTL universe.

Reading the sequel now but how was that the happy ending. Imagine letting a race of sentient spiders with virus symbionts mess around with your brain and permanently alter your genetic makeup to make you docile and useful to them. I knew it wasn't going to end well when humanity didn't push a dinosaur killer asteroid or two towards the planet either on the outgoing (out of spite) or trip back.

>>7401
Children of Time is one of the best episodes of DS9, never knew it was the title of a novel.

This was entertaining enough, but it did leave the impression what could have been an impressive novella was stretched out by at least a hundred more pages than necessary.

I might try one of his other books down the line, see how he developed as a writer. I don't know if dated is the right term but there were a few things in the book, like the occasional use of 'retarded', which did make it feel like it was of its time and giving a snapshot of how gaming/internet culture was c. 10/15 years ago.

I had been reading If on a Winter's Night a Traveller by Italo Calvino, but I made the mistake of putting it down for a week and I just could not get back into it.

Anyway, I had intended to read Lost Boy by Christina Henry as I'd heard good things about her dark fantasy re-tellings of fairy-tales but for some reason (probably because it was cheaper) I ended up getting The Mermaid instead. It's about a mermaid who leaves the ocean after falling in love, although she ages much slower than her human husband and after years alone she eventually agrees to become an exhibit at showman P. T. Barnum's museum so she can earn enough money to travel around the world. It wasn't bad but the writing felt rather simplistic at times and the points it makes through the eyes of a non-human about society, religion and how women are treated as inferior to men, particularly in them days, is done with all of the subtlety of a brick to the face.

In short, meh.

I enjoyed this, although I imagine Sedaris would be rather insufferable in real life.

>>96063

I'm not talking about being out of ideas on policy. I'm talking about being out of ideas on how to propagandise their way to victory.

They got themselves here with a simple narrative about the benefits fraud and the immigrants. All that tabloid white noise for years and years that I remember throughout my teens and early adulthood, that's all it was ever about. That's what put people off Labour. "Well they want to bring in bloody bongos until there's no room left and give 'em all free houses don't they!", that was the achilles heel that brought Labour down, and it's what kept the current government in power for a long time. It's why they eventually had no choice but to hold the Brexit referendum, to stop UKIP splitting their vote. They made a Faustian bargain by unleashing that old National Front undercurrent of working class patriotism and instinctual xenophobia, and Mephistopheles will be coming to collect soon.

Now, for the first time I can remember, none of those issues are at the front of the public's mind. We've got our way and got the Brexit, so obviously the immigrants are solved. The benefits system has been cut down as far as you possibly can without outright starving people to death, so nobody can claim they're the ones ruining the economy. But more importantly, the papers haven't been running those sorts of story for a long time, so it's fallen out of the public consciousness. They're desperately trying to keep that flame burning with shite like the Rwanda plan, but it's not working. It's not touching the sides. People are feeling very real economic pain, and there's no convenient narrative to blame it all on. So the blame falls squarely at their own feet.

Their time's not up just yet, to be sure, but we've come out of a period of extremely unusual political tides, and fallen somehow into a very conventional and easily understood one. Prices going up, everyone getting worse off, and the government basically telling us "lol deal with it". That's very easy to capitalise on even for a party as pathologically averse to imagination as Labour- Hopefully, they will pay someone to have an imagination for them.

>>96066

Also the last visible sign of ARE CUNTRY BEING FLOODED WITH THEM BONGOS is the channel crossings, which can't possibly be blamed on Labour.

What tickles me about the current moment is that it's basically 1978 but with the roles reversed. Labour got their reputation for being shit with money in the 1970s, when inflation was running rampant and the unions were striking for 15% pay rises. Wilson and Callaghan made a lot of genuine mistakes, but they were also the victims of unavoidable bad luck, particularly with a massive increase in oil prices coinciding with a global recession.

The current crisis could have implications that last for decades.

>>96055
This is the exact mindset I'm talking about. Even if Starmer runs full pelt away from every vaguely leftwing cause, he's still going to be labled a bloody red communist by the likes of Johnson, his cabinet and his allies in the media and in business. I'm not saying Starmer call a new international, form people's militias and start a revolution, what I am saying is that you have to take a hold of the narrative or it will leave you behind, or worse be turned against you wholesale. I already explained why much of the population is lukewarm on strikes, because the only people setting the agenda about them are right-wing politicians and media. If you're going to be forced the share the responsibility for the strikes no matter what, then you may as well make the case for them. Even if you aren't wholly in support of them, the idea that the opposition can be seen to have effectively no opinion on massive, nationwide strike actions is absurd. It makes Starmer, and Labour as a whole, look like a nonentity. Also absurd is the thought that "oh well, people don't like strikes, what could we, the Labour Party, possibly do to change minds on this issue?" This is nothing to do with ideology, this is everything to do with practicality. It's certainly no more ideological than pretending to have nothing to say about anything, no matter how hard you try to arbitrarilly draw the line at which "sensible politics" ends and "dangerous ideology" begins.

There's also the risk that come election time, no one will know what Labour are going to do if they are elected. Will a few weeks really be enough time to impose themselves on the minds of the British public? What if some new, colossal, monstrous news story is hogging the news coverage? A Third World War or a COVID-19 variant the size of a Staffordshire Bull Terrier? If you spend four years playing the political umpire people might not find it credible when you suddenly climb down and pick up a racket.

>>96082

I share your frustrations in the Labour is unwilling to take the swan by the neck (is that a saying or have I made it up?), but at the same time, too much pragmatism becomes a dangerous ideology all of its own, I fear.

The trouble with strikes and a good old fashioned people's movement these days, is that the only people who are still unionised, and still have enough clout that their union actually matters, are pretty well off already. You know, because they are unionised, and because their union has clout. So we could see a near total public service strike, but it'd be dead easy for the papers to write it off, and always will be. GP's are moaning that they might have to work Saturdays, for instance, and I'm sorry, but even as a dyed in the wool red and NHS worker myself, I simply have no sympathy at all there. I mean, cry me a fucking river. Know what I mean?

The people who need to be striking are the people who are always forgotten about at the edges of the NHS, people who are buried in boring admit jobs at your local council, people who are criminally undervalued but nevertheless vital to the running of the country. People who it can't be argued are spoiled already. People who you can't spin to look like they're making unreasonable demands.

That's stage one of the problem, but stage two is actually having the influence to get your message across. The media will never be the left's friend, so there needs to be actual grassroots support. You can't seize the narrative if nobody will print what you say, if nobody on TV will give you airtime, and when they do, it's only an invitation to dig yourself a hole. That's the part that's really hobbling Labour these days.

>>96083
>That's stage one of the problem, but stage two is actually having the influence to get your message across. The media will never be the left's friend, so there needs to be actual grassroots support. You can't seize the narrative if nobody will print what you say, if nobody on TV will give you airtime, and when they do, it's only an invitation to dig yourself a hole. That's the part that's really hobbling Labour these days.
I'm reminded of these lines from https://www.compassonline.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Compass-Reclaiming-Modernity-Beyond-markets_-2.pdf again.
Worse, I'm reminded that Labour's still stuck in the same trap. It seems probable that, whatever else it does, the next Labour government will do nothing to make it easier for the Labour government after that to take office.

Labour could do with an actual cynical-pragmatic faction, rather than the status-quo seekers that currently make up the "pragmatists". Imagine a gang of sociopaths who couldn't care less about workers, but want to give unions more rights because it'll mean more membership subs, which they can convince unions to donate to Labour so they can continue sitting around the cabinet table. Or at the very least a few Shirley Porters in local government sticking homeless shelters in the wards that don't vote Labour...

>>71145
Are you saying he won't actually post the reply?

>>71145

I think it was sick, not shit.

>>71155
If so, then actually I do remember that one. There might even have been more than one.

>>71155

the one i'm thinking of was definitely poo

>>93680
Because of their scarcity - the weather also plays a big part in the variability of food prices.

>>93678

The great economist Abba Lerner actually put forward a similar idea to this, in response to the stagflation of the 70s.

https://www.brookings.edu/wp-content/uploads/1978/06/1978b_bpea_lerner.pdf

>>93678
>>93683
Surely if wage stagnation would arrest inflation then the past 10 years would've proved it, if not been part of a long-trend of multi-decadal deflation. Unless it's all been counteracted by the government giving free money to people with connections and property 'investors'. Oh dear I've made myself angry.

>>93678

Theoretically, maybe, but it presents a huge co-ordination problem. One of the key catalysts of the Winter of Discontent was the imposition of pay increase controls in an attempt to limit inflation.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winter_of_Discontent#Incomes_policy

Wales basic income: Pilot will give care leavers £19,000 a year

A £20m experiment offering a basic income to young people leaving care will launch in Wales on Friday.

From 1 July, the Welsh government will offer about 500 18-year-olds £19,200 a year before tax - no strings attached.

One care leaver said the cash would be a "safety blanket" and others hope it will help give the 18-year-olds a good start.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-61950546

>>15196

They do but they don't like to. Last time I asked for some, the barman refused until I read out the relevant part of their license to him.

>>15196
>I think the bars legally have to give you tap water/fill a water bottle up if you ask

It's anywhere that serves alcohol, although I'm not sure you can go in with a 20 litre water bottle.

People confuse this with the American right to water (owing to the climate) and try to argue this with takeaways and the like, usually they just give the drunks water to save the hassle perpetuating the Americanism.

>>15197
What's the figure on bird's feeling uncomfortable asking a bloke to go up for them?

Simply dreadful.

>>15202

The clue would have been in the name.

Fake meat is always shit.

I want animals to live and die miserably for my dinner.

>>15203
I think I'd rather eat the veggie option if we're talking about six months out of date ready made chicken katsu. Or I'd just make it at home given it's fried chicken.

Nadine Dorries is a massive retard but she's super hot and I would be willing to entertain her shit opinions if it meant I could do sex with her.

>>71013
Off to Guilty Would with you!

Vorderman off to go paddleboarding.

Vorderman with her sandbags.

Sandbags with their vorderman.