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>> No. 8825 Anonymous
5th May 2019
Sunday 4:23 pm
/spo/8825 MAKE SHEFFIELD GREAT AGAIN
This man is going to be the next snooker world champion and it's going to be fucking awesome.
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>> No. 8828 Anonymous
6th May 2019
Monday 10:23 am
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>>8825
>it's going to be fucking awesome.

Kill yourself. He's a dumb, racist, joke, as are you by association.
>> No. 8829 Anonymous
6th May 2019
Monday 12:15 pm
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>>8828
Oh no not dolphin rape.
>> No. 8830 Anonymous
6th May 2019
Monday 12:27 pm
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>>8829
*low flying aeroplane sounds*

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>> No. 62222 YubYub
19th December 2018
Wednesday 11:09 pm
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Toblerone have only gone and made themselves halal. I hope you'll all be doing the right thing and boycotting them.

https://www.blick.ch/news/wirtschaft/fabrik-in-bern-produziert-Shamanismkonform-toblerone-ist-jetzt-halal-id15072574.html
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>> No. 63185 YubYub
3rd May 2019
Friday 7:47 am
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>>63184
You've got to head to Poundland for proper British confectionery. At least, I'm assuming their knock-off Percy pigs are made in this country.
>> No. 63186 Paedofag
3rd May 2019
Friday 8:28 pm
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>>63185
I don't care how many quavers you're offering. I'm not putting a dog dinky in my mouth.
>> No. 63188 Paedofag
5th May 2019
Sunday 8:04 pm
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>>63186
They're not meant to go in your mouth, you div. There's not nearly enough muscular tension in your tongue to truly appreciate a good knot.
>> No. 63189 Crabkiller
5th May 2019
Sunday 9:19 pm
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>>63183
I'm surprised you can't get vegetarian pork pies yet. Quorn scotch eggs are the only processed veggie food that actually taste similar to the real thing, although you can make your own kind of passable ones if you wrap sosmix around a boiled egg and cover it in breadcrumbs.
>> No. 63190 Anonymous
5th May 2019
Sunday 9:34 pm
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>>63189

There's a certain firm toothsomeness in a pork pie that I'm not convinced you could replicate with a vegan solution.

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>> No. 4917 Anonymous
30th July 2013
Tuesday 6:01 pm
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Sounds like the knob-jockeys need to man up.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2013/jul/30/liverpool-unacceptable-words-discrimination
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>> No. 8821 Anonymous
26th April 2019
Friday 9:11 pm
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>>8817
All he did was touch the fanny of a more than willing lass. Admittedly that lass was in Year 10, but she looked considerably older than Greta Thunderbird does now. It's not like he diddled actual children; he's not a monster.
>> No. 8822 Anonymous
26th April 2019
Friday 9:42 pm
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>>8821
It's also said that she lied about her age. What was he supposed to do, ask for ID?
>> No. 8823 Anonymous
26th April 2019
Friday 10:29 pm
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>>8822
She didn't lie about her age. He asked when she was 16, she told him November (the following year), he Googled the age of consent again and continued grooming her.
>> No. 8826 Anonymous
5th May 2019
Sunday 5:06 pm
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>>8824
The Terriers scoring is certainly controversial, a worthy bump.
>> No. 8827 Anonymous
5th May 2019
Sunday 5:54 pm
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Shows how much Solskjaer (I've probably got that wrong) has lost control of the dressing room. Pogba in particular is the sort of Drogba-esque prima donna who needs a good slapping down. Ole strikes me as too nice a manager, great at motivating a team that's already doing well but terrible at whipping an underperforming team into shape when they're demoralised.

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>> No. 5456 Anonymous
4th April 2014
Friday 3:02 am
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This was really good.
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>> No. 6861 Anonymous
21st December 2018
Friday 9:08 pm
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I'd forgotten how much I enjoy the works of Sir Terry. You can tell that Pratchett and Gaiman were challenging themselves to make the other laugh when they were writing it; it's the most fun I've had reading a book in quite some time.
>> No. 6981 Anonymous
3rd May 2019
Friday 10:51 am
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Bar the typical American fashion self-help giddy bollocks it's been an interesting story so far (I'm 6-7 chapters in).
There about half a chapter where he muses about the reasons he'd got into this shit (namely BUD/S training). I still have a hard time fully grasping all the self-imposed suffering. Not that I don't understand it; three Hell Weeks and the rest of that spec ops training plus the 100 mile marathon in 24 hours without any bloody preparation - it's just so much for one human being that I cannot fully comprehend it as a grand scheme.
Stone tough and fucking mad.
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4th May 2019
Saturday 1:08 pm
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>> No. 6983 Anonymous
4th May 2019
Saturday 3:56 pm
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It's annoying that it's not going to be on the BBC for another six or seven months.
>> No. 6984 Anonymous
5th May 2019
Sunday 4:41 pm
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Yeah I liked his interview on Impact theory. As far as yanks go, he's a pretty interesting one.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78I9dTB9vqM

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>> No. 4253 Anonymous
18th February 2019
Monday 6:32 pm
/mph/4253 Car and bike official weekend thread but also weekdays
Okay might as well try and be polite and keep the oil out of the other megathreads.

Welcome to the motor one. In an attempt to actually get people to post in it, tell me about the car you really want and could feasibly afford. Right now I'm really thinking a lot about a big square 80s Merc as we've been talking about them. Even a Lada would be fun as fuck.
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>> No. 4323 Anonymous
26th April 2019
Friday 4:16 pm
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If I enter a pay and display car park without dedicated motorcycle parking, can I just park in an empty strip of space somewhere out of the way or do I need to pay to use a dedicated spot for a car? I see plenty of people park the former way but I'm wondering what the likelihood of getting penalised by a car park attendant is.
>> No. 4324 Anonymous
26th April 2019
Friday 8:55 pm
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I know this is a shite answer but it really does just depend on the car park, who runs it, and possibly how much of a cunt the attendant feels like being.

Logically the company should want you to park outside of a bay because that means they have room for another customer. I reckon as long as you're not blocking anything (I'm sure you're not) then you'll probably be fine, but really the only way to know for sure is to ring whoever runs the car park and ask.
>> No. 4331 Anonymous
28th April 2019
Sunday 11:45 pm
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I bought one. I think I was making clients nervous showing up to places in my rusty dodgy looking Micra so my internal justification is that a Mini always looks quite nice and normal and a car you'd expect a consultant to show up in at your place of business, but it's actually still almost as cheap as a Micra.
>> No. 4332 Anonymous
29th April 2019
Monday 1:24 pm
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> but it's actually still almost as cheap as a Micra.
Wait till you supercharger goes!
>> No. 4333 Anonymous
3rd May 2019
Friday 8:54 pm
4333 Fifth Gear Innuendo
- @14:47 Have you got it up yet?
- @31:57 Dick Seaman - Race Car driver.
- @38:48 I've been banged around enough on this show.

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>> No. 10582 Anonymous
17th May 2017
Wednesday 12:20 pm
/beat/10582 What you feeling right now? - Part IV, The Revenge of the Feeling.
The last thread ate all of my ram and crashed my browser when I tried to open it, so here is a new thread.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Aj9_8t1eQc
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>> No. 11736 Anonymous
2nd May 2019
Thursday 1:15 am
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>> No. 11738 Anonymous
2nd May 2019
Thursday 1:23 am
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>> No. 11739 Anonymous
2nd May 2019
Thursday 10:12 am
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>> No. 11740 Anonymous
2nd May 2019
Thursday 1:00 pm
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Sorry for Vimeo but this video's amazing. I can't believe I'd never seen it before.

https://vimeo.com/24191501
>> No. 11741 Anonymous
3rd May 2019
Friday 2:42 am
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>> No. 23810 Anonymous
31st December 2011
Saturday 10:22 pm
/x/23810 Guilty Would
Since this image wasn't that well received in The Ginger Thread, and by the recommendation of some lad in /b/: this is the "Guilty Would" thread.

Post women which aren't generically attractive, but which (for whatever reason) you'd shag the heck out of given the chance.
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>> No. 40757 Anonymous
2nd May 2019
Thursday 4:11 pm
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There is nothing guilty about ARE SUE. What kinds of high standards do you people have?
>> No. 40758 Anonymous
3rd May 2019
Friday 1:31 am
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>>40756
An understandable cognitive dissonance with nude “celebrity” leaks and as incorrigible (and illegal) leaking them is, it does remind that we are all just fallible people.
>> No. 40759 Anonymous
3rd May 2019
Friday 1:33 am
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>>40757

Well I am guilty of having dreams of her having willies where her nipples would usually be.
>> No. 40760 Anonymous
3rd May 2019
Friday 1:53 am
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What the hell is wrong with your subconscious m8? She has such lovely nipples.
>> No. 40762 Anonymous
3rd May 2019
Friday 2:09 am
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Dicknipples are a very old school hentai/furry internet fetish.

You only have to be worried when it becomes shitting dicknipples.

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>> No. 28463 Anonymous
1st May 2019
Wednesday 6:35 pm
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My girlfriend has sussed out that I'm not as invested in the relationship as her, and I feel bad about it because it's just before we both have exams.

I wanted to have a talk but I was holding on until after the exam period and into the summer when I could actually meet up with her again, as we're long distance, but as she's called me on it I can't lie to her.

She's sweet and very caring (and I care about her a lot) but cripplingly shy and anxious, I catch her deleting messages to me constantly and last time I met her she hadn't planned anything around her town because she simply doesn't have the confidence to. I was a bit put off by that, but went ahead and found things for us to do anyway. It's a trend though, she has a panic disorder and her mental health is just something I can't really do anything about other than to be kind to her.

I think the real core of the issue is the age gap though. It's about 7 years, and although people often say it'll be the younger one that will get flighty and want to meet other people in this case it's me. I've been through my early 20s with similarly bad mental health myself, and while I appreciate having someone who understands why I'm still particularly quiet and shy it's just tiring dealing with all these things for a second time through my partner. I want to help her, but I also want to take advantage of finally having a fairly clean bill of health and confidence myself and the long distance coupled with her own issues makes that difficult. I'm also about to finish my 20s and really want to figure out what I need in a longterm relationship, I'm not even sure if I'm cut out for relationships in the long run.

And finally it's just sad when someone says they miss you and the most I can do is call her.

I wish I had some friends or male relatives that could give me relationship advice but they all either avoid the topic or are dead :(
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>> No. 28470 Anonymous
2nd May 2019
Thursday 6:20 pm
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I'm going to be blunt with you here ladm9. I want you to understand it's out of kindness, but the prognosis doesn't sound good, from what you've told us.

The fact she's starting to feel like you're less invested in the relationship, coupled with her existing anxiety issues, and the stress of distance on top, is not a good combination. Distance itself is enough to bring a relationship to its knees. I think perhaps what you need to ask yourself is how easy it would be to resolve the distance problem. Is it just a temporary state out of necessity, or would there still be an issue of separation after you're both finished with your course and moving on?

I don't think the age gap is really a big deal necessarily. I think generally once people have reached a certain age, they're about as "mature" as they're going to get, and it's a fallacy that you grow considerably wiser with age. You learn from mistakes and have invariably made more mistakes when you are older, but that doesn't mean someone younger is unable to relate. The core of it is, as you say, you feel like this isn't the right situation for you right now. If you're being honest with yourself, you just want to add a few more notches to your bedpost.

While I don't think the two of you are completely doomed, I don't think it would be wise to continue the relationship in its current course. Given the distance, maybe it's a good idea to suggest a break or some sort of open relationship arrangement while the two of you can't be physically together. Now, of course, I realise that if you suggest that, it has the potential to go down about as well as a sack of lead on a pool toy, but if you don't take some form of action you could well be heading for a miserable and heartbreaking split.

If you can persuade her it makes sense to temporarily put things on the back-burner until you're both in a position to make it a more real, physical relationship, you might just avoid that. In the mean time you'll get to boost your confidence and make up for some lost time. Naturally there's the risk either of you could meet someone else, and of course you have to accept that if you're going to be free to sleep with other people, so will she. But that's just the way these things go I'm afraid.

I think if you are both truly right for each other you'll overcome those things. If not, fate simply took its course.

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>> No. 13085 Anonymous
29th March 2019
Friday 12:17 am
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I've decided I'd be probably be happiest living a minimalist lifestyle while doing just enough work to get by, preferably from home. Does anyone have experience with this?

I don't have any qualifications so my options are currently limited to doing stuff like transcription and tech support. At the rate I type I'd probably eke out slightly above minimum wage transcribing stuff.

What about more lucrative or more long-term options? Is learning to program from scratch and becoming a telecommuting code monkey a feasible thing to do? If so, what language would give a noob the best job prospects?
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>> No. 13107 Anonymous
17th April 2019
Wednesday 2:13 am
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The curriculum and course material look reasonably good. It's not quite as in-depth as FreeCodeCamp, but that's potentially an advantage if you have limited technical experience or you're intimidated by the sheer scope of the FreeCodeCamp course. FreeCodeCamp definitely have better materials on getting hired, particularly their partnerships with non-profit organisations to help students build a portfolio of real-world projects.
>> No. 13111 Anonymous
24th April 2019
Wednesday 9:05 pm
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Remote tech support lad here.

My pay has now reached £23 an hour.

I've become proficient enough that I logged onto work when blackout drunk after being out on the piss the other day (literally didn't even know I'd done the work and logged on till I checked the dashboard).

My customer satisfaction rating went up.
>> No. 13113 Anonymous
25th April 2019
Thursday 7:29 pm
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How many hours per week/month do you get?
>> No. 13114 Anonymous
29th April 2019
Monday 7:25 am
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As many or as little as I want.

I'm working 10 hours a week at the minute. Pays the cheap rent in my provincial shithole and keeps me in Aldi lager and skunk.
>> No. 13115 Anonymous
30th April 2019
Tuesday 12:29 pm
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Winning

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>> No. 22594 Anonymous
26th March 2019
Tuesday 9:19 pm
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If I could have the superpowers from any film then it would be those of the character Hal from Shallow Hal, portrayed by Jack Black.

Any girl you saw with a genuinely nice personality would look like a legitimate 10/10 stunner, so you could spend the rest of your days sleeping with absolute fuggos who look like supermodels to you and they'd probably so grateful for attention that they'd let you do almost any depraved thing you wanted like pissing up their arse.

You'd have this lovely wholesome girl who looked like an absolute worldwide, guaranteed to have an amazing personality, who would do anything in bed to please you and you wouldn't have the hassle of other lads constantly hitting on her like you'd have with a 10/10 in real life.

If I had the powers of Hal from Shallow Hal then life would be pretty sweet, pretty sweet indeed.
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>> No. 22617 Anonymous
28th March 2019
Thursday 3:51 am
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And only two Monkey Islands!
>> No. 22618 Anonymous
28th March 2019
Thursday 6:59 am
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Michael Barrymore's said he isn't doing pantomime this year. I did Aladdin a few years back and I've never heard the end of it.
>> No. 22619 Anonymous
28th March 2019
Thursday 8:45 am
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>>22617

You don't like curse?
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28th March 2019
Thursday 9:51 am
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>> No. 22663 Anonymous
29th April 2019
Monday 8:44 pm
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No, although it was a long time ago. The graphics were too good, I didn't like that he now had a voice (turned it off), and just my general possibly-unfair-but-perhaps-not sense of things being shit when the original creator leaves.

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>> No. 7510 Anonymous
28th April 2019
Sunday 6:17 pm
/£$€¥/7510 Anti money laundering
I do not endorse money laundering etc etc,
Brexit will perhaps mean regulators and crime fighters have to strain their resources, and tere is a belief that money laundering will increase.
So for my academic research what
Transactions are by most companies trackable through some form of Footpath.
The techniques are ever decreasing and is becoming a thing of the past.
Can i get help with these two assumptions abd insight on anti money laundering,
Please do not endorse or encourage this naughty behac.

(A good day to you Sir!)
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>> No. 7528 Anonymous
29th April 2019
Monday 8:08 am
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The value might get wiped out in a bart, the exchange you buy from is probably shady as shit if they're not doing KYC checks and are liable to just run off with the cash and your crypto before you can shift them, and the exchange you cash out from might suddenly develop "technical difficulties". Then there's the minor point that the blockchain being entirely open means that even if you do manage to cash out your explanation won't hold water.
>> No. 7529 Anonymous
29th April 2019
Monday 9:16 am
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I think you grossly over estimate the risks and the traceability. It is like you don't even know what cryptocurrency is mostly used for.
>> No. 7532 Anonymous
29th April 2019
Monday 9:23 am
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AIUI, it's mainly used for taking money from suckers these days, hence its uselessness for anything else.
>> No. 7533 Anonymous
29th April 2019
Monday 9:43 am
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Bitcoin maybe, but something like Monero is still very useful for buying drugs on the internet.
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29th April 2019
Monday 12:27 pm
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>Monero
Then you're back to just getting any money out the other end at all.

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>> No. 6963 Anonymous
14th April 2019
Sunday 7:43 pm
/lit/6963 Books by women
It's dawned on me that, other than a novel written by a former work colleague, I haven't read a book written by a woman in over a decade. This hasn't been a conscious decision, it's just that the books I've tended to gravitate towards happen to have been written by men. However I feel I should make a conscious effort to read some, even if it's just to gain a different perspective on things.

Where should I start? Virginia Woolf? Jane Austen? Fleur Jaeggy? Dorothy Parker? Arundhati Roy? Olga Tokarczuk? Stella Gibbons?
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>> No. 6969 Anonymous
15th April 2019
Monday 12:08 am
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Three great late twentieth century female writers: Muriel Spark the very quirky borderline insane Catholic convert, Kathy Acker the patron saint of all bad girls and adventuresses, Andrea Dworkin the intolerant anti-porn feminist who could put a sentence together like no-one else in the world whatever you may think of her views.

And I'd say the Bronte sisters are the absolute cornerstones of femaile literature, and all three of them are very much worth reading and surprisingly different in style and viewpoint.
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15th April 2019
Monday 12:50 am
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Have you heard of a writer called J.K Rowling? She seems to be quite popular and is very cutting edge, she even releases errata’s to her books via twitter.

>Jane Austen

I never thought I would like Jane Austen purely based on the topics but there is a cynical sense of humour in her work I find wonderful. Plus you can read versions of her books with added monsters for the easily bored.
>> No. 6971 Anonymous
15th April 2019
Monday 12:52 am
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>errata's

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>> No. 6979 Anonymous
29th April 2019
Monday 2:08 am
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If you're into genre fiction, Ann Leckie (Ancillary Justice etc) and N.K Jemisen (probably mispelt her name, but it's close to that) are both very good.

For some kinder, softer, sci-fi have a look at Becky Chambers, starting with 'A long way to a small, angry, planet'
>> No. 6980 Anonymous
29th April 2019
Monday 7:11 am
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Read Defiance and Gold In The Furnace by Savitri Devi.

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>> No. 7519 Anonymous
28th April 2019
Sunday 11:14 pm
/£$€¥/7519 Monte carlo simulation
Ive been learning about regression analysis and monte carlo simulation.
Ive really enjoyed learning this but the @risk extension for my excel files is a bit expensive.

Ive read a an array of sources about monte carlo sim. but i was hoping someone on here might be able to help.
Can you create your own alternative to @risk and build your own monte carloe simulation on excel?

i hope this question makes sense as you can see im still a novice.

PS #7510. anti money laundering is a huge subject and perhaps reading academic journals and books would be more insightful than asking questions to strangers.

(A good day to you Sir!)
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>> No. 7526 Anonymous
29th April 2019
Monday 12:40 am
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Well, I'm not going to tell you how to commit crime. But if you really do want to build and run mathematical simulations then VBA is certainly not the way to go. It's clumsy, and you'll be stuck doing anything beyond the rudimentary.

C++ is the go-to language for this sort of thing (in my experience, though I expect to start an argument) but as a novice you'd be better off studying Python. It has a more intuitive syntax for developing your own algorithms. Get to grips with the basics of the ubiquitous NumPy package. And try following guides like this hastily-googled one:

https://towardsdatascience.com/monte-carlo-simulations-with-python-part-1-f5627b7d60b0
>> No. 7527 Anonymous
29th April 2019
Monday 6:31 am
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I've just read up about the algorithm here
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/m/montecarlosimulation.asp

And honestly it seems quite simple. Much simpler than formula I've built in the past.
It isn't a crystal ball for predicting the future and I'm not sold on its value as an investment tool. It clearly has real world applications but I think you would be better looking at events rather than presuming because a snapshot of the sales of pumpkins shows a significant increase of sales in October they will continue to rise in November.

>>7526
>C++ is the go-to language for this sort of thing (in my experience, though I expect to start an argument)

In my experience regardless of how obnoxious and clunky it maybe, people want these things modled in excel (not even VBA) on the vague presumption they can follow your working out. They don't trust the magic black box of 'programming'.

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>> No. 63170 Anonymous
28th April 2019
Sunday 3:58 pm
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>> No. 63174 Paedofag
28th April 2019
Sunday 9:03 pm
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I don't believe this is really a photo of Ed Balls.
>> No. 63175 Anonymous
28th April 2019
Sunday 9:09 pm
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>>63174

ED BALLS IS A HEEL.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p06fhfvs
>> No. 63176 Crabkiller
29th April 2019
Monday 12:42 am
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Amazing. Balls for PM.

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>> No. 22563 Anonymous ## Mod ##
7th December 2018
Friday 11:41 am
/e/22563 Discord Game Server Stickied
So, lets shift focus a bit. We have a Discord now, so we have a place to organise playing games with each other as well as shitpost.

https://discord.gg/QGCyRdV This is permanent invite link, so you can come and go as you please with no hassle.
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>> No. 22823 Anonymous
28th April 2019
Sunday 7:29 pm
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So Rimworld?
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28th April 2019
Sunday 7:50 pm
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It's just a map view of an old server. All pretty things and no actual life save for the players.
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28th April 2019
Sunday 7:54 pm
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>>22739

Was this the one with the BBC (obnoxious obsidian tower at spawn) in it? That was the one I ran and I do miss it. I don't have the time now but I suppose if you're all fine with the owner cheating a bit I'll start it up again.

It's entirely possible I still have the world, but don't hold your breath.
>> No. 22826 Anonymous
28th April 2019
Sunday 8:24 pm
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>>22825

I'd love to go back and have a look around if you do find it.

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>> No. 4326 Anonymous
28th April 2019
Sunday 5:39 pm
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I've been giving serious thought to getting a sidecar motorcycle as an alternative to car:

- get one made before or in 1979 and it's classified as a historic vehicle (probably some sort of old BMW copy like an Ural but it could also be an old Jap bike with a sidecar attached)
- no London congestion charge because it's still a motorcycle
- no London emmissions charge because it's exempt as a historic vehicle
- no MOT fees because it's exempt as a historic vehicle
- no road tax because it's exempt as a historic vehicle
- cheap insurance because it's a historic vehicle
- better fuel economy than a typical hatchback
- can use motorcycle parking bays
- practical because the sidecar is basically the same size as the boot of a small car
- not as much of a hassle as a classic car because of the simplicity/ease of maintenance of motorcycles

This strikes me as an incredibly genius idea but I'm pretty drunk right now.
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>> No. 4327 Anonymous
28th April 2019
Sunday 5:45 pm
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I'm not really a Bike Guy but this sounds like a solid plan to me, too, as long as you're confident you can get the parts and keep a bike that old running.

Also I've never seen a bike with sidecar park in a motorbike bay, you'd probably end up taking up two or three spaces.
>> No. 4328 Anonymous
28th April 2019
Sunday 5:56 pm
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>>4326
I like the plan in many ways, but the only problem is that with a sidecar you lose one of the primary benefits of having a bike - filtering through traffic; you would essentially be the width of a small car, and so would end up sitting in a lot more traffic than you would on a normal bike.

Have always wanted one too (particularly some of the old BMW ones) but not as a main/commuting bike.
>> No. 4329 Anonymous
28th April 2019
Sunday 6:58 pm
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>>4328

The handling of a sidecar outfit is really fucking weird. You're totally asymmetrical and the weight distribution changes radically depending on who or what is in the sidecar. It's not like you have to totally re-learn how to ride, but there is a fairly steep learning curve and a lot of your instincts can get you into trouble.
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28th April 2019
Sunday 7:48 pm
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>>4327
I think pretty much every old Soviet machine was designed to be easily fixed with a hammer and some basic tools...but I've heard that the biggest problem is that you'll be doing a lot of fixing. I've never seen a sidecar in a motorbike bay either, but I've also never seen anyone riding a sidecar bike either.

>>4328
Very true, that's why I emphasised it being an alternative to a small car in this very specific set of circumstances. There isn't much benefit if you don't need to haul a bunch of shit within central London, or greater London if the ULEZ extension in 2021 proceeds as planned.

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>> No. 5761 Anonymous
8th October 2014
Wednesday 9:35 pm
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Evening, Mumsnet lads.

I'm running low on ideas of what to read to my son [7]. We're working our way through the Mr Gum books and if I can't think of something when we're finished my other half will probably subject him to Enid Blyton. We've read The Hobbit and all of Ronald Dahl's books for children but I don't know where to go next, possibly Harry Potter (although I've never read them so I don't know what they're like) or maybe something by Terry Deary as he's obsessed with ancient Egypt. Goosebumps?

I'd be grateful for any tips. Any books you were particularly fond of from your childhood?
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>> No. 6960 Anonymous
24th February 2019
Sunday 10:25 pm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eudsYr0iER0

It didn't fill me with trepidation, unlike the Artemis Fowl trailer, so I guess that's a plus.
>> No. 6961 Anonymous
7th March 2019
Thursday 11:07 am
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World Book Day: Parents spend more on outfits than they do on novels

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/world-book-day-parents-outfits-14097200

That doesn't surprise me. Most of the kids I've seen going to school this morning seemed to be dressed as superheroes or Disney princesses.
>> No. 6962 Anonymous
7th March 2019
Thursday 11:10 am
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>>6961
Carpet-bagger.
>> No. 6977 Anonymous
27th April 2019
Saturday 2:23 pm
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https://fairytale.ink/book/grimms-fairy-tales
>> No. 6978 Anonymous
27th April 2019
Saturday 3:20 pm
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>>6961
>Parents spend more on outfits than they do on novels
That's not really surprising. Clothes are expensive, books are not.

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>> No. 426175 Anonymous
24th April 2019
Wednesday 9:46 am
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Why does my pillow look like this?
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>> No. 426185 Anonymous
24th April 2019
Wednesday 12:55 pm
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IT'S YOUR BRAIN WORMS. THEY GET OUT AT NIGHT AND HAVE A GOOD WRIGGLE IN ORDER TO GET OXYGENATED. IT HELPS YOUR MIND STAY ACTIVE.
>> No. 426187 Anonymous
24th April 2019
Wednesday 1:35 pm
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You didn't take your makeup off.
>> No. 426204 Anonymous
24th April 2019
Wednesday 4:11 pm
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Stop leaving your jizz in there during the night, mate. It's unhygienic
>> No. 426208 Anonymous
24th April 2019
Wednesday 7:23 pm
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>>426187

Not sure jizz is supposed to look like that.
>> No. 426288 Anonymous
27th April 2019
Saturday 2:02 pm
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>>426182

Bingo. Your prize is the illustrious chair picture.

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>> No. 62370 Auntiefucker
3rd January 2019
Thursday 6:39 pm
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Seaborne Freight's the name.

Copying our terms & conditions from a takeaway website and winning multi-million pound shipping contracts whilst having no ships because we donate to the Tory party's the game.
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>> No. 62674 Paedofag
1st March 2019
Friday 1:02 pm
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>>62673
I think Grayling might have tried to shag her, but being so incompetent he got his cock stuck in her ear.
>> No. 62675 Auntiefucker
1st March 2019
Friday 2:50 pm
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>>62673
How do you square your conspiracy theory with the BBC's decision to write and prominently feature a story on nothing but Grayling's "record of mishaps and mistakes"?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-47419505
>> No. 62676 Ambulancelad
1st March 2019
Friday 3:01 pm
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>>62675
Deflecting the blame from the government solely onto failing grayling.
>> No. 63168 R4GE
26th April 2019
Friday 1:00 pm
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>>62669
>£33M HERE, £13.7M THERE, EVENTUALLY IT'LL START TO ADD UP.

P&O Ferries is suing the government over its £33m settlement with Eurotunnel, in the latest controversy over the Department for Transport’s fraught no-deal Brexit preparations.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/apr/26/po-sues-over-33m-eurotunnel-payout-in-brexit-ferry-fiasco
>> No. 63169 YubYub
26th April 2019
Friday 4:58 pm
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>>63168
>P&O
>P 'nd O
>Pee 'nd Ohh
>PaedO

They 'ferry' children into international waters, where the laws of man don't apply.

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>> No. 10692 Anonymous
14th July 2014
Monday 11:14 pm
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What's your favourite Ristorante pizza?

I usually go for the Mozzarella one, it's hard to beat those little flavour explosions of garlic butter. I would prefer the Funghi ones, the taste and the flavour of the mushrooms is magnificent for the price, but it's not stocked in many places.
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>> No. 10786 Anonymous
19th July 2014
Saturday 7:41 pm
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>>10779

This looks delicious.
>> No. 10787 Anonymous
19th July 2014
Saturday 7:44 pm
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>>10785

The I was going to make a clever post about how their sugar, as in actual glucose, is made out of corn but that hit a little too close to the truth and now I feel sad.
>> No. 10798 Anonymous
20th July 2014
Sunday 1:43 pm
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>>10783
>"We planned to top the pizzas with actual garbage but by judging to our findings people will probably eat those too"

>"Dr Mores said he had initially had moral issues with conducting the tests on humans but has since come to see the subjects as 'cheese and sauce consuming beasts' "

>"In international news; the equivalent of 5 americans were killed in Afghanistan today"

At first I thought it was an advertisement for Dominoes until I noticed 'The Onion' logo. I'd forgotten about that site.
>> No. 12994 Anonymous
25th April 2019
Thursday 7:23 pm
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You either end up with undercooked pizza or burnt Quorn.
>> No. 12995 Anonymous
25th April 2019
Thursday 8:06 pm
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>>12994

At least the "meat" on this isn't going to be a load of barbecue-flavoured floor sweepings with seams of Transglutaminase. That shit is enough to make a bloke go veggie.

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