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>> No. 2497 Anonymous
3rd March 2019
Sunday 7:12 pm
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Lads, what is the best product to use when sticking pictures and posters to walls? Something that ideally won't leave marks. I'm just thinking of finally doing a bit of light decorating in my tiny rented flat where a blank magnolia wall is a bit of an eyesore. The contract has that "any marks on the walls and we'll charge you for repainting" clause but I suspect these guys might actually enforce that.

I used to use white-tack but back when I was still a student I noticed it left marks. There's a range of competing alternatives but I noticed some variation in the reviews overall.
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>> No. 2498 Anonymous
3rd March 2019
Sunday 7:13 pm
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>> No. 2499 Anonymous
3rd March 2019
Sunday 7:38 pm
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>>2498
Seems a bit much doesn't it? I've got to one day get the posters down with damaging the underlying paintwork.
>> No. 2500 Anonymous
3rd March 2019
Sunday 7:59 pm
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>>2499
Paint the poster magnolia once you're done. Either that or stick a new and unblemished wall over the existing wall.
>> No. 2501 Anonymous
3rd March 2019
Sunday 8:00 pm
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Those command strip things you can get are really good. Except they cost a fortune.
>> No. 2502 Anonymous
3rd March 2019
Sunday 9:53 pm
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>>2501

Yep. They're the only thing that will reliably stick up a poster without damaging the paintwork.

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>> No. 15319 Anonymous
29th October 2013
Tuesday 10:52 pm
/v/15319 Hidden Gems?
I found this bad boy on netflix, I watched for the tits stayed for the rest of the film. Brilliantly funny and touching. Anyone got any other hidden gems?
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>> No. 21709 Anonymous
15th August 2017
Tuesday 10:51 pm
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I can't work out whether I liked this or not.

It's not something I'd watch again in a hurry.
>> No. 21710 Anonymous
15th August 2017
Tuesday 11:13 pm
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>>21268
What does that mean?
>> No. 21711 Anonymous
15th August 2017
Tuesday 11:32 pm
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Treat yourself to Headhunters the film of the jonesbo book. Also I rarely enjoy horror films, but I liked REC.
>> No. 21712 Anonymous
16th August 2017
Wednesday 11:05 am
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I started reading Headhunters and was bored stiff by the end of the first chapter. Something about the narrator being an arrogant prick art dealer is all I remember.
>> No. 22577 Anonymous
3rd March 2019
Sunday 9:49 pm
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An answer to the question: what if Me, Myself & Irene was a hard-hitting drama.

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>> No. 12981 Anonymous
2nd March 2019
Saturday 8:19 pm
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Is there such a thing as a website or app that generates dish ideas based on ingredients that you enter?

Which is to say, you can tell it what you currently have in your kitchen and it'll pop out with a recommendation (and let you know what ingredients of yours will work as a facsimile, or cross out those that are non essential, etc.).

I've tried Supercook, but there's no 'fuzziness' there. Only strictly the ingredients you have.
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>> No. 12982 Anonymous
2nd March 2019
Saturday 9:01 pm
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>>12981
I want the same thing lad. Closest I've found is the 'Dinner Spinner' by allrecipes.com.
>> No. 12983 Anonymous
2nd March 2019
Saturday 9:03 pm
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Oh. That I look closer, I think it is based on the same technology. Sorry.
>> No. 12984 Anonymous
2nd March 2019
Saturday 9:06 pm
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http://myfridgefood.com/ is that but it's pretty americanised so might not be that useful to you.

It'd make a great app, but I'm not sure that exists.
>> No. 12985 Anonymous
3rd March 2019
Sunday 3:31 pm
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>>12982

All recipes lets you search with an ingredient search. I didn't have to use Dinner Spinner.

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>> No. 1691 Anonymous
10th February 2019
Sunday 9:21 pm
/y/1691 LET'S PLAY BINGO

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>> No. 1696 Anonymous
10th February 2019
Sunday 10:00 pm
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I don't want to hark back to the (sadly deleted) thread in /emo/ about the dude who wanted to "stamp out" his gayness - but my view is similar to that expressed there - who cares?

>I can never go skinny dipping or to a nude beach or one of them old man saunas
Regardless of knob size, I'm just not doing any of these things.
>> No. 1697 Anonymous
10th February 2019
Sunday 10:06 pm
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>but my view is similar to that expressed there - who cares?

You're exactly right. I know I shouldn't care. I know that I have no reason to care. I successfully don't give a fuck about much of my life and the way I am, I'm old enough to have gotten over everything that's ever bothered me about myself - except this. It's not ruining my life or anything, I'm just annoyed that I do still definitely care that someone might see my knob and think it's small. I realise how ridiculous that is and yet it still pervades.

My best guess is that it has something to do with me being fat as a teenager, I used to hide my body at all costs, so perhaps this is just a small part (hurhur) of that complex that I've clung onto.

Them old man saunas are great, though.
>> No. 1698 Anonymous
11th February 2019
Monday 12:01 am
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I refuse to believe that thing is worn in day to day affairs. I mean what the fuck, you'll have someone's eye out if you wear that to the office.

>>1695
I believe they call it 'blood dick' on the continent, a cock that undergoes a good deal of inflation when aroused or even in warm weather. Measure yourself and then compare it to the national average and you'll notice most men are like this.

>But I can never go skinny dipping or to a nude beach or one of them old man saunas without feeling a little inadequate.

Listen, lad. When your get your kit off with a lass for the first time do you really think her chief concern is the size of your cock or really, anything at all going on with your body? Same principle will apply in other naked situations. All else fails "I've got a few stone to swing it in with"/"I may be hung like a tic-tac bitten in half but I can eat pussy" will do as a confident retort to your mates banter.

>Perhaps a lot of these lads are half fluffed because they think similar things to me

Bottom-right quite clearly has something going on. I imagine being in a room naked with a lass studying your cock will lead to some confusion downstairs.
>> No. 1699 Anonymous
2nd March 2019
Saturday 6:31 pm
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Some of these lads appear to have semis.
>> No. 1700 Anonymous
3rd March 2019
Sunday 12:20 am
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>>1699
Commiserations to your other half.

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>> No. 27050 Anonymous
2nd March 2019
Saturday 8:25 pm
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Evening, chaps...
I'm running a piece of equipment from a win98SE box in a VM (trying to run it under win7 tells me to fuck off and ask the manufacturer for some new software. Hah...)
It all mostly works, but there are some buttons that would be really useful if they worked - and they don't.
In the pic, there should be some buttons with arrows, rendered where I've skilfully drawn yellow triangles. Clearly, other buttons exist and work fine.
Anyone care to guess what I need to drag in from the machine that this stuff is installed on (and works, but is spectacularly inconvenient to use).
I just copied the installed directory across, no install discs or anything crazy like that.
Also, FML.
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>> No. 27053 Anonymous
2nd March 2019
Saturday 9:32 pm
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>it was probably built using an old, old, old version of QT
I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest that that's not Qt. Also, it's Qt, not QT.
>> No. 27054 Anonymous
2nd March 2019
Saturday 9:39 pm
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Yeah, it has the feel of VB about it.
>> No. 27055 Anonymous
2nd March 2019
Saturday 9:48 pm
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>>27054
My money's on one of the DLLs that go with it. COMCTL and COMDLG come to mind.

OP, give this a whirl and see what it flags up.
http://www.dependencywalker.com/
>> No. 27056 Anonymous
2nd March 2019
Saturday 9:50 pm
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Ah, that looks very promising, I'll have a go!
Machine's rocking along at the moment, I'll not disturb it until it's finished...
>> No. 27057 Anonymous
2nd March 2019
Saturday 10:10 pm
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Might be worth a try running wine on a linux VM, or even Dosbox.

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>> No. 4280 Anonymous
2nd March 2019
Saturday 9:53 pm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-41nLtleX0

I only really watch Wheeler Dealers on the late night channels, so hadn't realised in latest versions he had left the show. And beef with the shouty fat man?

He and James May probably need to do something together.

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>> No. 24180 Cowboy
2nd March 2019
Saturday 10:25 am
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post your best filenames here
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>> No. 24183 Cockernay
2nd March 2019
Saturday 10:45 am
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>> No. 24184 Raoul
2nd March 2019
Saturday 3:57 pm
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I know I made this years ago but can't remember why.

I miss Camsy.
>> No. 24185 Raoul
2nd March 2019
Saturday 3:59 pm
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>>24184
Also .gs truncates filenames so never mind.
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2nd March 2019
Saturday 4:33 pm
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It isn't even a cardigan either.
>> No. 24187 Cockernay
2nd March 2019
Saturday 6:24 pm
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>I miss Camsy

Cracking one out to Philip May just isn't the same.

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>> No. 40731 Anonymous
10th February 2019
Sunday 5:53 pm
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>> No. 40742 Anonymous
10th February 2019
Sunday 9:23 pm
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>>40741
Well I never thought today would end with me making threads in /y/ but there you go.
>> No. 40743 Anonymous
10th February 2019
Sunday 9:57 pm
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>>40742

You've done great things for us today, lad.
>> No. 40744 Anonymous
28th February 2019
Thursday 3:38 pm
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Too old

(A good day to you Sir!)
>> No. 40745 Anonymous
2nd March 2019
Saturday 1:34 pm
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That picture reminds me of the time I opened up a can of Surstromming.
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2nd March 2019
Saturday 4:47 pm
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>> No. 2492 Anonymous
1st March 2019
Friday 8:29 pm
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I pretty much haven't touched my guitar in over ten years. I decided to try and get back into playing it again, but give it a bit of attention first, strip it down and clean and check everythings set right.

The neck was never quite right since I bought it, the fretboard was about half a mm higher at the 24th fret than where it met the body. I decided to take it off and refit it, I think the body hasn't been machined quite level, or probably just a chip of wood stuck in there.

Soooo... I unscrewed it, and well, the one screw just came straight out with no resistance at all. Pic related.
There's about quarter to half an inch of the screw left in the body, so I can't get the neck off. Bugger.

Anyone got any suggestions?
There's a few routes I can think of. I've got some crappy screw extractors, but with just a hand drill I think it'll be impossible to get it to bite into the broken surface of the screw. I could just drill it out, but I'd probably do a really good job of fucking the whole thing up completely.

I'm thinking of going out and buying a pillar drill instead, it'll be useful in future anyway. Anyone with a bit of experience in this matter able to give me some pointers about what's the best drill I can get for £100-300? Axminster seems to have some decent stuff.I'm expecting the cheap clarke and silverline type stuff at places like machinemart and toolstation to be crap. And a brand fartool crops up on ebay a lot which is still probably shite but maybe better value.
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>> No. 2493 Anonymous
1st March 2019
Friday 8:59 pm
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>Anyone got any suggestions?

It's not as big a worry as you might think. If you balls it up, you can just drill out a bigger hole and plug it with a dowel - that'd be the proper fix if the wood had stripped and the screw was no longer holding.

If you're going to have a go with the screw extractor, I'd suggest using a punch to make a small indent in the centre of the remaining screw, then a drill bit to make a small concave divot. This will give the extractor more surface to grip and stop it from wandering. Securely clamping the guitar body down will make the job far easier. If you're worried about slipping and damaging the guitar finish, you can make a protector by drilling an oversized hole in a piece of hardboard and holding it in place with masking tape.

>Anyone with a bit of experience in this matter able to give me some pointers about what's the best drill I can get for £100-300?

Axminster are usually a safe bet. Within that budget, I'd be inclined to get a second-hand machine. Good single-phase machines usually get snapped up quickly, but you can get a real bargain if you're willing to overlook a bit of surface rust.
>> No. 2494 Anonymous
2nd March 2019
Saturday 10:50 am
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Was the intonation and action alright to begin with?

You probably didn't actually need to go fucking around with it. Fretboards are designed to have a certain amount of tension/relief in order to account for the scale length, bridge height, all those sorts of things. It's not uncommon to have a slight gap at the neck joint.

Could be wrong but just my two penneth, whenever I've tried to "fix" something like that on one of my guitars I've usually just made it worse.
>> No. 2495 Anonymous
2nd March 2019
Saturday 11:09 am
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>>2494
The clearance issue caused the strings to rattle against the last fret, even though it came out of the factory with the last fret filed very low, and even after I backed the truss rod off more than I should need to.
When I bought it I didn't know enough to take it back to the shop, and by the time I learnt enough it was too late.
It's not a valuable enough guitar to worry about, they're less than £200 new, so I'm happy to fuck around with this.
It's been sat in a bag in a damp house for so long that the pickups have actually gone rusty.

>>2493
Thanks for the advice.
>> No. 2496 Anonymous
2nd March 2019
Saturday 12:00 pm
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>>2494

I think OP was probably moving in the right direction before the screw snapped. Most bolt-on guitars will end up with a shim in the neck pocket at some point to adjust the neck angle. Buzz only on the high frets even with the truss rod slack is a dead giveaway that the neck angle is wrong. Before CNC and micro-tilt adjusters came in, most Fender guitars were shimmed from the factory to fine-tune the neck angle; Taylor shim every guitar they build as a routine part of their neck angle setup.


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>> No. 62656 YubYub
27th February 2019
Wednesday 6:40 pm
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Now I like India and I like laplanderstan, but which is better? There's only one way to find out....

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
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>> No. 62667 Auntiefucker
28th February 2019
Thursday 8:21 pm
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China controls parts of Kashmir so I think they might.
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28th February 2019
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Indian Randy quaid.
>> No. 62677 Billbob
1st March 2019
Friday 11:18 pm
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I like that all this very serious news is revolving around a man with such a silly moustache, it's like something out of Father Ted or the IT Crowd without the transphobic undertones.
>> No. 62678 Samefag
2nd March 2019
Saturday 7:03 am
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>>62677

It looks like he's been worked over right good too, but everyone's still just laughing at his tash. War is hell
>> No. 62679 Billbob
2nd March 2019
Saturday 11:36 am
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>>62678

The Times of India reported that a mob of locals kicked his head in; the Laplanderstani military may have saved his life.

https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/pilot-swallowed-papers-fired-in-air-before-capture/articleshow/68210256.cms

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>> No. 28205 Anonymous
28th February 2019
Thursday 2:55 am
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I am very drunk, I hate how I only feel things whilst I am drunk. I know it's a problem. I love you .gs.
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>> No. 28220 Anonymous
2nd March 2019
Saturday 2:22 am
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We love you too bro.

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>> No. 11618 Anonymous
1st March 2019
Friday 12:54 pm
/beat/11618 Just want more of this
It's a garden variety progressive/deep house yet I rather like these tracks and the mildly melancholic route the melody takes.
Many of them come from Enhanced Music label or Colorize. Not all; there's still a noticeable amount of upbeat 'summer' tracks (I've scouted a few filesharing services for compilations already).

Can you lads help me find more?


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>> No. 11622 Anonymous
1st March 2019
Friday 1:35 pm
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Is it just me or were literally none of these embedded correctly?
>> No. 11626 Anonymous
1st March 2019
Friday 2:32 pm
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>>11622
> Is it just me
No.
>> No. 11629 Anonymous
1st March 2019
Friday 2:53 pm
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>> No. 11630 Anonymous
1st March 2019
Friday 2:54 pm
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>>11622
How did you attempt to embed them?
>> No. 11631 Anonymous
1st March 2019
Friday 3:55 pm
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Sorry lads, my fault. Forgot I have to put the video id only within the yt tags. Pasted the whole link instead.

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>> No. 62370 Auntiefucker
3rd January 2019
Thursday 6:39 pm
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Seaborne Freight's the name.

Copying our terms & conditions from a takeaway website and winning multi-million pound shipping contracts whilst having no ships because we donate to the Tory party's the game.
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>> No. 62672 YubYub
1st March 2019
Friday 12:51 pm
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https://www.newssniffer.co.uk/articles/1745620/diff/0/4

Not really buying it. Who the fuck knows who was justice secretary six years ago? Referring to the year instead serves to contextualise the changes and their timeline far more effectively.
>> No. 62673 Auntiefucker
1st March 2019
Friday 12:56 pm
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>>62671
Did grayling and may used to shag?

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Why not mention both grayling and the year they started?
>> No. 62674 Paedofag
1st March 2019
Friday 1:02 pm
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>>62673
I think Grayling might have tried to shag her, but being so incompetent he got his cock stuck in her ear.
>> No. 62675 Auntiefucker
1st March 2019
Friday 2:50 pm
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How do you square your conspiracy theory with the BBC's decision to write and prominently feature a story on nothing but Grayling's "record of mishaps and mistakes"?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-47419505
>> No. 62676 Ambulancelad
1st March 2019
Friday 3:01 pm
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Deflecting the blame from the government solely onto failing grayling.

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>> No. 10694 Anonymous
1st August 2017
Tuesday 5:48 pm
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What radio stations do you listen to?

I hop between Virgin, Radio X and Magic.
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>> No. 11094 Anonymous
15th July 2018
Sunday 3:53 pm
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I love this post. Brought back memories of a particularly shitty stint working in an Amazon warehouse. Ours fostered quite a toxic environment, and I spent most of my time moving around junk I can't imagine anyone seriously wants to buy. I don't blame you for a second for knocking back a few to get through your shift, but I really hope you're in a better position now.
>> No. 11624 Anonymous
1st March 2019
Friday 2:14 pm
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This is cool http://radio.garden/
>> No. 11625 Anonymous
1st March 2019
Friday 2:30 pm
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>>11624
and that's how I ended up listening to a hard rock station in the Seychelles. Thanks, m7.
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1st March 2019
Friday 2:36 pm
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>>11624

Amazing, thanks for sharing
>> No. 11628 Anonymous
1st March 2019
Friday 2:46 pm
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Holy hell. Cheers mate, I travel a lot this is a god send.

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>> No. 84456 Anonymous
23rd September 2018
Sunday 8:38 pm
/pol/84456 Ban anonymous accounts, Angela Rayner tells social media firms
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/sep/23/ban-anonymous-accounts-angela-rayner-tells-social-media-firms

>The shadow education secretary, speaking at a Labour party conference event, said social media firms should take greater responsibility for their users and noted in particular that Facebook seemed to have indicated that politicians should accept a higher level of abuse.

>Rayner, at a fringe event organised by the Guardian, conceded that insisting on real names wouldn’t stop abuse, but “it would certainly help a little bit. I think they should do more – they do have a responsibility for online.”

I... kind of like Angela Rayner, but this is a truly awful idea that seems to have had absolutely no thought put into its implementation or wider affects on freedom of expression. Technically almost every single account commenting on The Guardian is an "anonymous" social media account because why would you use a real name for such a thing.

I really hope this doesn't gain any kind of traction.
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>> No. 84881 Anonymous
31st January 2019
Thursday 10:43 am
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>>84473
I'm sorry but how on Earth have you missed the ascot ladies day threads every year? It's one of our grandest traditions.
>> No. 84882 Anonymous
31st January 2019
Thursday 11:19 am
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>>84881
Honestly it's starting to feel played out.
>> No. 84883 Anonymous
31st January 2019
Thursday 4:07 pm
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>>84882

Agreed. I'm not even sure why they bother bringing the horses anymore.
>> No. 84884 Anonymous
31st January 2019
Thursday 6:25 pm
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>>84881
That months old post wont know wot hit it.
>> No. 85068 Anonymous
1st March 2019
Friday 9:00 am
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I'd love to slap my man meat in between them, that's for sure.

and then piss all over them after I'm done

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>> No. 23869 Gasthief
24th August 2016
Wednesday 4:19 pm
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GLORY to Ukraine!
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>> No. 23975 Rasputin
31st March 2017
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>>23942
Article 280. son. Remember.
>> No. 23976 Stalin
2nd April 2017
Sunday 12:58 pm
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Слава Украине! Пошёл нахуй, Тарас.
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>> No. 24178 Gasthief
28th February 2019
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>>23976
Поцелуй мою залупу
>> No. 24179 Raoul
28th February 2019
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хохол на хуй.

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>> No. 28011 Anonymous
28th January 2019
Monday 3:22 am
/emo/28011 Sexy time.
Haven't had sex in 3 months, I pulled today, came in literally 3 pumps. Wtf. I'm now afraid of sex.
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>> No. 28015 Anonymous
28th January 2019
Monday 7:27 pm
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More foreplay. Always more foreplay. Seriously, just a ridiculous amount of foreplay. If you shag like a lesbian, most women simply won't care if you happen to be a two-pump chump.
>> No. 28016 Anonymous
28th January 2019
Monday 7:57 pm
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>Tell her you were just really turned on because she is so hot, she’ll take the conpliment.

Weirdly heard this before about other women actually seeing it as flattering. As long as you get it up again and get back to it there's probably no issue.
>> No. 28017 Anonymous
28th January 2019
Monday 9:46 pm
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>>28016

I wouldn't say it's that weird. If my missus came five seconds after I put my knob in her I'd feel pretty good about it, too.
>> No. 28203 Anonymous
27th February 2019
Wednesday 11:57 pm
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OP here. Got my mojo back, baby!
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27th February 2019
Wednesday 11:59 pm
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Pleased for you, lad.

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>> No. 424503 Anonymous
25th February 2019
Monday 5:27 pm
/b/424503 Tourner la page Locked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s93n0_dF0fY
Je me souviens ma jeunesse et la tienne,
Pour la première fois l’histoire est au passé
Une page est tournée je la tourne ce soir,
Reste-t-il un espoir pour les années qui viennent?
Il faut tourner la page, faut-il devenir sage
Est-ce que je dois changer, devons-nous recarpet-baggerr?
Dans mes idées j’avais mis tout mon cœur,
De changer le monde on a rêvé des heures
L’avenir est à nous? Il s’obscurcit d’un coup

(refrain)
J'ai presque peur de trahir Peur face à l’avenir
J'ai perdu l'insoucianc Où est mon insolence
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>> No. 424580 Anonymous
26th February 2019
Tuesday 11:33 pm
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>>424577

You're just wildly swinging now.
>> No. 424612 Anonymous
27th February 2019
Wednesday 7:08 pm
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>My political outgroup are all evil people that revel in the suffering of people they have Othered or unpersoned and use it entirely to empower themselves on the back of their supporters who are all dumb for believing in them and their crude generalizations
>The NPC meme is ironic because people using it are repeating it mindlessly in order to accuse their opponents of mindlessly repeating talking points.

Imagine being sentient enough to notice the latter but lack enough self-awareness to see any issue in the former.

I love how you accuse OP of buying into 3 random theories that exist within various degrees of kookery because they sometimes fall on the same side of the single dimension.

When someone's that high on political Kool-Aid what happens when they see the other end of it? Is partisanship strong enough to overcome any self-refection, drowning it in loud thoughts of "MY SIDE GOOD, YOUR SIDE BAD" in a two-minute hate in the brain? Or do people exist in strong enough bubbles online that they hardly ever get exposed to opposing viewpoints, to keep up the image they have in their head of French nationalists crying about Obama's FEMA camps because all conspiracy theorists are the same and all right wingers are conspiracy theorists? Did I load the fuck out of those questions?

Also, LOL at your whiggery to dismiss ideas that are considered anathema now but weren't considered so within living memory.

(A good day to you Sir!)
>> No. 424616 Anonymous
27th February 2019
Wednesday 8:15 pm
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This whole thread should have been nuked from the start.
>> No. 424617 Anonymous
27th February 2019
Wednesday 8:42 pm
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>>424616
Why? It's a nice song, pasta notwithstanding.
>> No. 424620 Anonymous
27th February 2019
Wednesday 10:22 pm
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If you don't know then you haven't been here long.

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>> No. 28196 Anonymous
27th February 2019
Wednesday 6:29 am
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I don't enjoy sex or masturbation anymore.

I think this has been going on for almost four years now, since my missus was pregnant; I believe that's what triggered it rather than the underlying reason as I've had a vasectomy so I shouldn't have to worry about having more kids. I have suffered from performance anxiety in the past, being so focused on ensuring my sexual partner is enjoying it to enjoy it myself; I know I'm a worse shag since this started but I doubt it's related to this. I was sexually abused as a child but I highly doubt it's to do with this. However, I don't know what else it could be; porn?

I still get urges and I act on them, but it just feels very mechanical and like I'm flushing that out of my system.
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>> No. 28197 Anonymous
27th February 2019
Wednesday 6:33 am
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Sexual anhedonia can be a symptom of both depression and anti-depressant medication. How are you in yourself?

Purely for the sexual issues (especially given that you've been sexually abused in the past) you might want to give psychotherapy or counselling a go.
>> No. 28198 Anonymous
27th February 2019
Wednesday 6:42 am
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>How are you in yourself?

There's probably more arguing at home than I'd like to admit, which I've chalked up to having small children so less sleep and very little downtime putting us on edge, but other than that I've no complaints.
>> No. 28199 Anonymous
27th February 2019
Wednesday 6:52 am
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Okay, I often fantasise about my missus and the kids all dying in a car crash or something so I can start all over again. Sometimes it's just her dying and me making do looking after the kids with the life insurance money.

That can't be healthy, but I feel like I'm trapped by having kids too young but there's nothing I can do about it other than make the best of it.
>> No. 28200 Anonymous
27th February 2019
Wednesday 5:38 pm
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You sound like you are suffering with a spot of depression. That almost always kills my sex drive, in the same mechanical way you describe- I still bash one out to sort out the morning glory but I feel like I'm dealing with a biological annoyance rather than indulging my desires. (Me and my last partner had great big arguments about it because she was an insensitive bitch who insisted it was because I was cheating on her and not depression.)

I think it's fairly common in younger men who feel they've been pushed into the whole family man role. Post-natal depression is well known in mothers but very little is said of fathers, who are simply expected to step up and get on with it.

It's okay to feel a small degree of resentment, but there are probably healthier ways to accept and make peace with the course your life has taken. I think if you get to the root of that you'll find your chap becoming much more eager again.
>> No. 28201 Anonymous
27th February 2019
Wednesday 7:48 pm
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How old are the kids? My parents were of the opinion that we were all incredibly dull until we became teenagers.

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>> No. 84886 Anonymous
8th February 2019
Friday 5:22 pm
/pol/84886 Right I'm fucked and I've sussed Brexit
Now I'm just a simple lad but it seems to me that the problem really is that some people don't want it and some people do, and those are themselves split into groups about what specifically wanting and not wanting it means; we just can't come to a proper agreement about what Brexit should look like because we all want different things.

So it seems to me that the real issue is that the nation is far too big now to properly represent the wishes of its population. We need more granularity!

I propose that we divide the UK into a number of smaller client kingdoms, all of which are inherited by the current monarch. The boundaries of these client kingdoms would reflect the historical cultures of their inhabitants, for example my idea of a Kingdom of Dál Riata would comprise mainly of those areas of Scotland with high levels of Gaelic speakers, the same for Gwynedd and Kernow (Northern Wales & Cornwall). They have their own languages and peoples, we should let them run their own affairs.

We can then become the United League of Kingdoms of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, the ULK. This would take the form of a confederacy in which a Grand Parliament in London would control matters of defence, currency and internal trade.

As a successor state to the UK, we should retain our membership of the EU (with all the concessions and special rights negotiated by the UK) and as a confederacy, it would be down to each individual kingdom to choose whether to (re)invoke article 50 or not, and thus to retain or withdraw membership of the European Union, and could each come to the decision whether to make a Withdrawal Agreement or not. Trade between the kingdoms would be tariff-free except to the EU-remaining ones, where mandatory EU tariffs would apply for imports. This would be okay because these areas will benefit from tariff-free trading with other EU states, whilst non-EU areas would be able to waive tariffs on imports from the EU and would benefit from loosened regulations and increased autonomy which would enable further trade with the rest of the world.

Please let me know your thoughts on this idea otherlad, and don't be insulting now. I've hit a vein of solid fucking gold here and I want to refine it in the smelting pot of britfa.gs /pol/.
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>> No. 84974 Anonymous
19th February 2019
Tuesday 12:34 am
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God bless whoever wrote that in.

Double-edged sword mind, if the Contractor doesn't know what they're doing they'll have put the butter in the fridge and just shredded the bread with lumps of it while preparing the sandwiches. You can't trust anyone.
>> No. 85062 Anonymous
26th February 2019
Tuesday 7:01 pm
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Bumping because I've had another Brexit solution.

We should start our own EU and invite Ireland, France, Germany and Denmark. We can call it the West European Alliance and make it much better and richer than the EU because we won't have all that dead weight from the other countries.
>> No. 85063 Anonymous
26th February 2019
Tuesday 7:49 pm
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What if they laugh the UK out of the room?
>> No. 85064 Anonymous
26th February 2019
Tuesday 7:59 pm
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Germany likes the dead weight; their industries have benefitted massively from taking advantage of a relatively undervalued currency.
>> No. 85065 Anonymous
27th February 2019
Wednesday 5:32 pm
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>>85062

You want rid of the dead weight but you're inviting Ireland?

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