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>> No. 20473 Anonymous
8th March 2016
Tuesday 8:00 pm
/v/20473 Star Trek
If anyone's interested, Voyager and TNG are continually playing at .

Also general Star Trek thread, what do you think of the new movies? What setting would you want a new series to be in?
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>> No. 22943 Anonymous
16th October 2019
Wednesday 11:04 am
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I respectfully disagree.

TOS - any episode with Harry Mudd

TNG - any episode with Lwaxana Troi

If I put Star Trek on and it's a Mudd episode or a Troi's Mum episode, I instantly switch channels.
>> No. 22944 Anonymous
16th October 2019
Wednesday 12:10 pm
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>TNG - any episode with Lwaxana Troi
I really like that character though. She's irritating but there's heart and purpose behind it.

And she's well fit.
>> No. 22945 Anonymous
16th October 2019
Wednesday 8:36 pm
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Lwaxana even appears to fuck up a few DS9 episodes, though strangely the character seems to work slightly better in that setting.
>> No. 22946 Anonymous
17th October 2019
Thursday 9:24 am
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Not as fit as her daughter though. Christ, can you imagine Deanna when she's going through that thing where a Betazoid's sex drive quadruples or even more?
>> No. 22947 Anonymous
17th October 2019
Thursday 7:02 pm
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Well, at least we can agree she felt better in DS9 where she served a purpose and had good chemistry. Much like the poster above you, I actually quite like her though. She feels like a real person, a big kid and hopeless romantic who is the stern silent types worst nightmare (Worf/Odo). I've known plenty of women like that, albeit it is the childless 30-50 something with unicorn shit all over the place.

I still think that it would've been better for Worf and Troi to end up together and for Mr. Woof to suffer an in-law who torments him but is good for his son. Worf in DS9 wasn't my cup of tea if I'm honest, he abandoned his kid and everything. What the fuck.


>> No. 19531 Anonymous
20th June 2019
Thursday 12:25 am
/news/19531 Porn Ban Binned (for a time)

>The UK’s age-verification system for online pornography is expected to be delayed indefinitely, just weeks before it is due to be launched.

>A delay could see the issue of age verification fall under the responsibility of whoever wins the contest to be prime minister, such as the frontrunner Boris Johnson.

>The age block was due to be one of the first of its kind anywhere in the democratic world. Websites that refused to implement the checks face being blocked by UK internet service providers or having their access to payment services withdrawn.

>Age verification was first proposed in the run-up to the 2015 general election by Sajid Javid, when he was culture secretary in the coalition government. However, despite coming close to completion the government has struggled with the details of implementing the policy.

So no, otherlad, the porn ban is not for real. And I have to assume the use of "coming close close to completion" was not an incidental one by the Guardian.
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>> No. 19533 Anonymous
20th June 2019
Thursday 1:02 am
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It's already been delayed twice. It's stuck in some weird slow-motion race of unworkable policies, glaring at Brexit like a match sprinter on the upper banking.

>> No. 19534 Anonymous
20th June 2019
Thursday 1:07 am
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Absolute fucking waste of time and money to begin with. So yeah I guess also like Brexit.
>> No. 20442 Anonymous
16th October 2019
Wednesday 8:14 pm
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Aaaand it's gone entirely.

Worryingly Diane Abbott is tweeting in support of it. So don't vote Labour if you like easy access to the wank bank lads.
>> No. 20443 Anonymous
16th October 2019
Wednesday 8:16 pm
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Who in their right mind would vote Labour anyway? I mean who hates having money?
>> No. 20444 Anonymous
16th October 2019
Wednesday 8:22 pm
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I read this thread thinking "didn't I make one just like this months ago?", before checking the date and realising it was this one.


>> No. 64177 Paedofag
15th October 2019
Tuesday 6:34 pm
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If you say "beer can" it sounds like a Jamaican saying "bacon".
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>> No. 64179 Ambulancelad
15th October 2019
Tuesday 6:46 pm
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If you change the "en" in the url of a Wikipedia page to "jam", it sounds like a Jamaican reading it aloud.
>> No. 64180 Paedofag
15th October 2019
Tuesday 6:59 pm
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If you want to speak Irish say "well oil beef hooked."
>> No. 64181 Auntiefucker
15th October 2019
Tuesday 10:42 pm
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But that sounds like a West Country accent.
>> No. 64182 Crabkiller
15th October 2019
Tuesday 10:46 pm
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Oh, wait, no, I was just saying it in a West Country accent.
>> No. 64183 Moralfag
16th October 2019
Wednesday 7:55 am
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>> No. 20431 Anonymous
15th October 2019
Tuesday 7:36 am
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He's dead!
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>> No. 20434 Anonymous
15th October 2019
Tuesday 10:06 pm
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There was something on the BBC News website the other day about how the Sex Offender Treatment Programme increases the rate of reoffending because it ends up normalising sexual assault and they all pick up pointers on how to get away with it next time.
>> No. 20435 Anonymous
15th October 2019
Tuesday 10:13 pm
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Prison is the university for criminals.
>> No. 20436 Anonymous
15th October 2019
Tuesday 10:17 pm
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>Another prisoner, who had himself been a victim of sex abuse as a child, told him he had been asked to give details of what had happened to him in front of paedophiles who had became aroused as a result.

How was this not an obvious outcome.
>> No. 20437 Anonymous
15th October 2019
Tuesday 11:17 pm
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>> No. 20438 Anonymous
16th October 2019
Wednesday 7:05 am
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>> No. 7541 Anonymous
4th June 2019
Tuesday 7:03 am
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One of the UK's most high profile stock-pickers has suspended trading in his largest fund as rising numbers of investors ask for their money back. Neil Woodford said after "an increased level of redemptions", investors would not be allowed to "redeem, purchase or transfer shares" in the fund.

Investors have withdrawn about £560m from the fund over the past four weeks. However, it was a request from Kent County Council to withdraw £250m that led to the suspension.

At its peak, the Woodford Equity Income fund managed £10.2bn worth of assets, such as local authority pension funds. However, it now manages £3.7bn, according to the financial services and research firm Morningstar. Mr Woodford's firm, Woodford Investment Management, is also the biggest investor in Kier Group, the construction and services group which on Monday warned on profits, sending its shares crashing 41%.

"But he hasn't got anything on!" the whole town cried out at last. The Emperor shivered, for he suspected they were right. But he thought, "This procession has got to go on." So he walked more proudly than ever, as his noblemen held high the train that wasn't there at all.
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>> No. 7713 Anonymous
23rd August 2019
Friday 6:05 pm
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>if Grand Designs followed professional housebuilders working on commercial developments

Bland Designs.
>> No. 7717 Anonymous
25th August 2019
Sunday 12:29 pm
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Kevin McCloud at least should have recruited capable financial advisors to help with his scheme. You don't have to have a master's degree in business to be able to be the figurehead of a successful business venture. But if you don't have any training and experience in that field, it's of huge importance to surround yourself with the right people who do, and who can help you turn it into a success.
>> No. 7718 Anonymous
25th August 2019
Sunday 2:47 pm
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Nah, they would definitely have told him not to license his music for free and we'd never have known his name.
>> No. 7797 Anonymous
15th October 2019
Tuesday 8:32 am
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Neil Woodford’s stricken equity income fund to be shut down

Neil Woodford has been sacked from his flagship equity income fund which will now be liquidated, a further chapter in the downfall of the UK’s most high profile active fund manager.

Link Fund Solutions, the income fund’s authorised corporate director, said on Tuesday the fund would be wound up by its administrators, which follows its suspension in June. BlackRock and PJT, the investment bank, will be allocated two parcels of the assets to be sold.

Link said it had been unable to reposition the portfolio into sufficiently liquid assets, and that reopening it would risk a fresh suspension.

>> No. 7798 Anonymous
15th October 2019
Tuesday 9:41 pm
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He's thrown his toys out of the pram about being dismissed from his flagship fund by leaving the other two funds he ran.


>> No. 5103 Anonymous
22nd September 2011
Thursday 9:56 pm
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>> No. 27958 Anonymous
6th December 2018
Thursday 8:24 am
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I think someone has been in my car last night, judging by the glovebox being open and things from there and the compartment next to the gearbox being on the floor. I suppose it was inevitable, having a car that tucks in the wing mirrors when it is locked and a scatterbrained girlfriend who doesn't always remember to lock the car. At least there was nothing for them worth pinching.
>> No. 28392 Anonymous
25th February 2019
Monday 5:08 pm
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I was about two-thirds of the way past a bus when it simultaneously indicated and swerved out from the stop, almost hitting me. Bus drivers are right cunts.
>> No. 29035 Anonymous
4th October 2019
Friday 5:04 pm
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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. Use the whole fucking length of the slip road.

Whether the traffic is at a standstill or moving at 70mph, the slip road is there to give you time to filter in without stopping and match the speed of the traffic, or if you absolutely have to stop when there's no space, move to the end of the slip road to make space for the cars behind you to queue (and get off the fucking roundabout too)
>> No. 29067 Anonymous
14th October 2019
Monday 4:45 pm
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Today I watched a police car ignore one of these. ACAB.
>> No. 29068 Anonymous
14th October 2019
Monday 11:32 pm
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Had to use my horn twice in two days.
First was a campervan driver who pulling away mugging like he was looking in the side mirror but due to how he was parked all that would have shown them was the Gregs behind him - not me coming down the road he was pulling in to.
Second was someone who was driving down the road and then just slowed down to a complete stop. No hazard lights, no signs of looking to pull over - just stopped in the middle of the road with no apparent idea someone was behind them.


>> No. 2611 Anonymous
14th October 2019
Monday 1:17 pm
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Does anyone know what this wallpaper pattern is called? I need to get something as close to it as possible.
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>> No. 2618 Anonymous
14th October 2019
Monday 4:46 pm
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This wasn't funny and I posted >>2613 That's how trite your post was.
>> No. 2619 Anonymous
14th October 2019
Monday 4:53 pm
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>I posted >>2613
Then you're in no position to judge.
>> No. 2620 Anonymous
14th October 2019
Monday 6:30 pm
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No, the shit is gone. The cat scratched it all out.
>> No. 2621 Anonymous
14th October 2019
Monday 9:09 pm
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m8, your cat did you a favour, that wallpaper is fucking shite
>> No. 2622 Anonymous
14th October 2019
Monday 9:11 pm
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No, he already said the cat scratched that shite out.


>> No. 5456 Anonymous
4th April 2014
Friday 3:02 am
/lit/5456 Vurt
This was really good.
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>> No. 7043 Anonymous
25th August 2019
Sunday 11:14 am
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>> No. 7044 Anonymous
3rd September 2019
Tuesday 1:09 pm
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These aren't books though. Doesn't make it worse, it's well written.
I'm sort of guilty rooting for the DPR. Less so with PLR; still, mildly fascinated.
>> No. 7054 Anonymous
11th October 2019
Friday 5:40 pm
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Geoff Thompson's Watch My Back. Quite brutal stuff in there.
>> No. 7055 Anonymous
13th October 2019
Sunday 3:25 pm
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If we were the other place I would have posted the usual 'What I have / What I expected / What I got' strip.
I had thought it would be another 'tales from the operating suite' kind of book. It wasn't; turned out to be a memoir of some fellow on his path to becoming a neurosurgeon, interwoven with a guide on meditation.
Its official site calls it 'part memoir, part inspiration, part practical instruction'. I find this description fitting.
>> No. 7056 Anonymous
14th October 2019
Monday 8:51 pm
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Started reading Old Wizard Moore's Jerusalem. Really enjoying it. Best thing I've read in a while but only 10% into it according to my kindle so will see how it progresses.


>> No. 29003 Anonymous
11th October 2019
Friday 9:26 pm
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I am constantly angry. I think it's a response to stress, anxiety, and sometimes disappointment. I've put in non-stop effort towards some big goals. Very rarely, it pays off, but more often it doesn't.

Recently I've been so run down that I'm starting to get stomach cramps. A few weeks ago, I followed a car around a corner and down the road because it beeped at me at a pedestrian crossing. Honestly I just wanted to throttle the driver. I'm losing my sense of humour. I'm becoming very cold towards others, and I don't feel fit to socialise. Work colleagues have begun asking me if I'm okay. I've picked up an old habit of shouting in the shower, and occasionally when I'm trying to go to sleep.

I do already have physical outlets like exercise, but I have a habit of overdoing it, especially during frustrating periods. I already have minor shoulder and elbow injuries from these last few months. I also don't know if it's a good idea to continue piling on cortisol -- exercise is another form of stress after all.

I feel like I need to recover, and for someone to care. But no one does. This is all private, and people would think I'm crazy or unstable if I bring up how I'm really feeling. People only care about your external performance. And no one cares whether you succeed or fail, or the effort you're putting in. They only care about the finished package.
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>> No. 29007 Anonymous
12th October 2019
Saturday 10:48 pm
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Try boxing.
>> No. 29008 Anonymous
13th October 2019
Sunday 4:07 am
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Boxing to relieve the stress, meditation to relieve the aggression from boxing, a bit of speed to counteract the dosiness from meditating, weed to balance it all out.

Ez pz.
>> No. 29009 Anonymous
13th October 2019
Sunday 4:14 pm
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I feel you.
Sage because this is as much as I can offer.
>> No. 29010 Anonymous
13th October 2019
Sunday 9:23 pm
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You remind me of my father. Numerous times he has chased down fellow drivers because of some percieved slight against him. He once broke a mans nose because that man made an innocent comment to my brother and me as children.

Just recently my father actually sped up into traffic at a junction so he could be angry that someone 'cut him up'. I tried to explain to him that his decision to drive so aggressively caused a rift between him and the passengers of the car and asked 'was it worth it - putting your families life in danger?'. His only responce was an agressive 'I was right'. It seems clear to me that's his only concern - being right. He carries a lifetime of regret on his shoulders; it's like the weight is a stand in for justice, as though carrying such a burden demands respect. It's as though if he can just get those little bits of order it'll justify the rock on his back.

I often wonder what do we actually get angry about? Is it the slight or the disrespect? Have i actually earned respect? Did i show respect while throttling that guy who dis-respected me? Just who actually am I to demand respect of strangers?

I think noone cares about your achievements and efforts, and nor should they - not because they're without value but because they simply don't know. That's why being cut up on the road should mean nothing; they're nameless faceless - just like you. High chances are that you wont recognise them. A strangers insult doesn't have to hurt. They don't even know your name. And this is cause for laughter, if only at the situation.

Unjust expression of anger only prolongs the agony - slamming doors and smashing glasses does not grant relief, you're just adding adrenaline to the equation. As insignificant as it sounds, channel that rage into closing the door gently with exact perpose in turning the knob and catching the latch. If nothing else it'll confuse whoever you're acting for (perhaps even yourself). When you feel the emotion begin to boil, breath calmly and count to ten - close your eyes if you have to.


>I also don't know if it's a good idea to continue piling on cortisol
Could it be roid rage?

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>> No. 29011 Anonymous
14th October 2019
Monday 12:22 pm
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> As insignificant as it sounds, channel that rage into closing the door gently with exact perpose in turning the knob and catching the latch. If nothing else it'll confuse whoever you're acting for (perhaps even yourself). When you feel the emotion begin to boil, breath calmly and count to ten - close your eyes if you have to.

I don't know why this resonates with me.
I only hope I'll remember it once I find myself in another outburst again.


>> No. 13299 Anonymous
5th October 2019
Saturday 10:24 am
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Right, lads, I've been invited to interview for my job now but on the other side of the world.

It's a niche job so the demand for it outside of my immediate area is low and the chance to move to the other side of the world is even lower. My quality of life would be much higher and it's practically double my salary.

The interview is with the team I'd be joining and it's on Skype really late at night. How do I not cock this up?

If any of you have done anything similar before I'd appreciate advice on:
-How to not make ymself look like a weird twat on camera (what do I put in the background, do I still wear a full suit etc)?
-How do I make a good impression when other candidates will be there in person?
-Is it weird if I stay at work and do it and explain to them that it's because my home internet is shit?

Any advice welcome, I really fucking want this job.
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>> No. 13315 Anonymous
11th October 2019
Friday 11:11 pm
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Bear in mind that the worst that can happen is that they say no. Get back up, dust yourself down and carry on as usual.
>> No. 13316 Anonymous
13th October 2019
Sunday 9:24 pm
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Well lads, I think I've been offered the job (subject to references etc).

What a fucking whirl wind. I don't know whether to take it or not.
>> No. 13317 Anonymous
13th October 2019
Sunday 9:27 pm
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Take it like a Polaroid picture.
>> No. 13318 Anonymous
14th October 2019
Monday 6:24 am
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You spent all this time fretting about getting the job and now you're not even sure you want it? Howay lad, accept it.
>> No. 13319 Anonymous
14th October 2019
Monday 12:06 pm
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He'd got it into his head that he wasn't getting it and had come to terms with that. Now he's all conflicted, bless him.


>> No. 19750 Anonymous
27th July 2019
Saturday 2:09 pm
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What's all this about Hong Kong then? I've started seeing ads asking me to pressure my MP and defend the joint-declaration.

I assume you lads will have an opinion as blocking as the roads and discouraging air-travel will no doubt reduce carbon emissions.
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>> No. 20425 Anonymous
14th October 2019
Monday 12:35 am
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cheers m8 pretty drunk when i typed that and drunker/higher now. But yeah, God speed China and the handful of other countries protesting/rioting against their shite governments that's barely getting any news coverage. It's like a new Arab spring going on right now and hardly anybody knows. Can only hope it continues and spreads.
>> No. 20426 Anonymous
14th October 2019
Monday 1:04 am
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See >>/b/431337
It's not just China.
>> No. 20428 Anonymous
14th October 2019
Monday 1:27 am
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Some pillocks standing around Piccadilly isn't equivalent to people fighting for democracy against a system that operates concentration camps. Don't hijack a thread to bring attention on your pet project.
>> No. 20429 Anonymous
14th October 2019
Monday 1:31 am
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State enforced media blackouts are absolutely equivalent to state enforced media blackouts, don't be such a twat.
>> No. 20430 Anonymous
14th October 2019
Monday 1:49 am
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>Blizzard bosses reduce gamer's ban and release prize money

>US gaming publisher Activision Blizzard has reversed its decision to withhold prize money from a player who expressed support for the Hong Kong protests. Professional gamer, Ng Wai "Blitzchung" Chung, said in Mandarin, "Liberate Hong Kong, revolution of our age," on a live broadcast after a tournament. He was banned for one year and said was told he would not get any prize money.

>In a new statement, the company said: "In hindsight, our process wasn't adequate, and we reacted too quickly." The hashtag #Blizzardboycott trended on Twitter after the 21-year-old was banned, and some players tried to delete their accounts in solidarity with "Blitzchung". Even some US politicians commented on Blizzard's initial decision.

It's fun seeing companies flop around in the face of Hong Kong protests after they've spent so long now kowtowing to Beijing. Who knows, maybe someone will question if having China so invested in our nuclear power plants might be a bad idea again.

It's not state enforced. Nobody cares. Sky News still has a feature on their front-page and still it's nowhere in the top most read stories.


>> No. 8860 Anonymous
6th October 2019
Sunday 8:37 pm
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This man is going to be the next World Cup winning captain and it's going to be fucking awesome.
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>> No. 8862 Anonymous
6th October 2019
Sunday 8:55 pm
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He's lived there for at least 10 years and became a citizen in 2013.
>> No. 8863 Anonymous
6th October 2019
Sunday 10:45 pm
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Totally looks it.
>> No. 8864 Anonymous
10th October 2019
Thursday 8:40 pm
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ENG/FRA and NZL/ITA cancelled due to inclement weather. On the one hand, we'll never know which French team would have turned up, but on the plus side this will be the first time Italy haven't lost to New Zealand by double digits.
>> No. 8865 Anonymous
13th October 2019
Sunday 6:48 pm
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Why are the porridgewogs so bad at sports compared with the other home nations? Even Norn Iron and Wales qualified for Euro 2016 in the football.
>> No. 8866 Anonymous
13th October 2019
Sunday 11:56 pm
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I don't really think that's fair to say. They ran up English cricket scores against Russia and Samoa without conceding at all. Their undoing was Japan shocking Ireland, which put them at a four-point disadvantage in the first place.

I think this tournament has so far turned out even better than 2015, which I thought was the best in a long time. The crowds have definitely been getting their money's worth. Pools A and D in particular have been particularly heavy on action.


>> No. 20318 Anonymous
23rd September 2019
Monday 10:11 am
/news/20318 Thomas Cook collapses as last-ditch rescue talks fail

Thomas Cook has collapsed after last-minute negotiations aimed at saving the 178-year-old holiday firm failed.

The UK Civil Aviation Authority (CAA) said the tour operator had "ceased trading with immediate effect".

It has also triggered the biggest ever peacetime repatriation, aimed at bringing more than 150,000 British holidaymakers home.

Peter Fankhauser, Thomas Cook's chief executive, said the firm's collapse was a "matter of profound regret".
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>> No. 20413 Anonymous
13th October 2019
Sunday 3:32 am
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Yeah but how much compo did you get?
>> No. 20415 Anonymous
13th October 2019
Sunday 11:27 am
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We did not get compensated at all, beyond the €10 vouchers.
>> No. 20417 Anonymous
13th October 2019
Sunday 12:16 pm
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You should have -
>> No. 20418 Anonymous
13th October 2019
Sunday 12:32 pm
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Well it was 14 or 15 years ago. Maybe it was different then, or maybe I was just never made aware that I was entitled to compensation. Your link does state that the directive was only passed in 2004.
>> No. 20419 Anonymous
13th October 2019
Sunday 1:21 pm
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The link doesn't call it a directive, because a regulation is distinct from a directive, but they do erroneously suggest it came into force the same year it was passed.


>> No. 4873 Anonymous
13th October 2019
Sunday 1:36 am
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>> No. 4874 Anonymous
13th October 2019
Sunday 3:36 am
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That bit where his beard does a dog leg below the ear. Punch it properly and he's KO.
>> No. 4875 Anonymous
13th October 2019
Sunday 9:24 am
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Again in English, please.


>> No. 64176 R4GE
12th October 2019
Saturday 9:37 pm


>> No. 64115 Anonymous
23rd September 2019
Monday 9:32 pm
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Anyone grew up in England 😁 during a time when everyone treated each other like Family 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 going outside to play on streets, build dens and make tree swings 🌳, we got dirty, bathed 🛀🏻 on a Sunday we didn't eat fast food🍟🍔....we ate a sunday dinner...proper home made food 🍝 and chips cooked in a proper chip pan! we got ice cream 🍦from the ice cream van when my mum was flush, otherwise a choc ice from freezer. played rounders, climbing trees, jumping in ponds made bmx ramps in the street to see how many of my mates i could jump 🚲,garden hopping 🌳, kerby 🏐 , Hide and Seek🙈, british bulldog 🇬🇧🏃 and Ma

.There was no bottled water 💦 we drank water from the tap (bathroom tap at night)🚰 we shared the same bottle of pop... After we'd wiped it with our dirty sleeves, We only had kids tv after school 📺 we rode our bikes 🚲 for hours 🕰 There was no such thing as a mobile 📱 or any other electronic device 📵. If someone had a fight, that's exactly what it was... a fist fight👊. Kids didn't have guns🔫 or knives🔪.The street lights 💡were our curfew or until our mum shouted us. School was mandatory ✏️📒. We watched our mouths around our elders👴🏼👵🏼 because we knew we'd get a clip. Sayings like "What's for tea?" your guaranteed reply was shit and sugar“, where's me Mum" Run off with the milkman would be the answer. Nothing was too PC back then. Happy Days
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>> No. 64162 Auntiefucker
3rd October 2019
Thursday 8:08 am
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People back then sounded dirty, obnoxious and ill-tempered.
>> No. 64163 Crabkiller
3rd October 2019
Thursday 8:47 pm
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Pretty accurate.
>> No. 64164 YubYub
3rd October 2019
Thursday 10:44 pm
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Reminds me of this flaming pile of shit masquerading as the blurb of a "book":

"May 1974 our street was up for demolition and so we moved into a new house to a place called Flanshaw in Wakefield that seemed at the time a million miles from Thornes I remember moving in a rusty dusty old Tailors removal wagon that used to be based on Northgate Wakefield opposite the place the less well-off folk get married, anyway turns out we got a discount cos my brother worked there ! and sitting on the mattress Nan had died on months before we rode the journey to our new home, I felt at the time I was going on an adventure a mystery tour as looking out the back of the wagon I just remember seeing fluffy white clouds rolling by . And whilst sitting in the back of that old removal wagon slightly confused but also a feeling of excitement and anticipation emotions overcame me as I thought of Nan , And as fantastic as the times were at Wilson terrace listening to Nan's bedtime stories waking up to deep snow on the ground Christmas morning etc .and the playing out too the sailing on those home-made rafts on the frog pond By 99 archers at back of us I never knew then how much of an adventure I was about to embark upon or even what lay ahead for me , mix all that up and those thoughts of missing Nan cos she left us new years day 1974 a week after santa had brought my toys and you will get the picture the Tailor’s removal van suddenly screeched to a halt the brake noises slowly faded as the scruffy looking man driving opened the half shut shutters a warm sunny day, greeted me children scary children in my mind dressed in flares girls shouting and running around in the street skipping boys riding their tomahawk Budgie and chopper bikes popping wheelies! riding past me at speed Girls playing with their Cindy dolls crawling in and out of there plastic made Wendy houses on their front lawns making pretend cups of tea with colourful plastic cups and saucers ! neatly dressed and obviously proud mums talking over the garden gate to neighbours dads mowing their lawns under the summer sun . I sensed this was going to be quite an adventure"
>> No. 64174 YubYub
12th October 2019
Saturday 9:25 am
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does anyone know what pink is made out of? it's just that pink lemonade tastes twice as good and I want to try pink on its own
>> No. 64175 Searchfag
12th October 2019
Saturday 11:42 am
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>> No. 63566 Anonymous
27th June 2019
Thursday 7:08 pm
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When I am watching the weather forecast I like it to be presented by Abbie dewhirst. She is a tip top weather girl.

(・∀・)(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)(ㆁωㆁ)(✯ᴗ✯)(◍•ᴗ•◍)❤(^∇^)ノ♪
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>> No. 63662 YubYub
11th July 2019
Thursday 10:26 pm
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see what you need is that ESPER machine from Blade Runner that can scan a photo and look round corners n shit!

Just fuckin imagine it, you could take any photo in history and change the angle of the shot, all that never before seen minge, cheeky upskirts, a bit of side boob and sweaty baps.

I heard NASA's working on something like that.

Dirty buggers.
>> No. 63663 R4GE
11th July 2019
Thursday 10:50 pm
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It's like echolocation but with light.
>> No. 64171 Anonymous
11th October 2019
Friday 9:01 pm
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>> No. 64172 Anonymous
12th October 2019
Saturday 8:15 am
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>> No. 64173 Samefag
12th October 2019
Saturday 8:40 am
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>> No. 64165 Searchfag
10th October 2019
Thursday 2:18 am
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>> No. 64166 Billbob
10th October 2019
Thursday 12:52 pm
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>Eva Ionesco is the youngest model ever to appear in a Playboy nude pictorial, since she was featured at age 11 in the October 1976 issue of the Italian edition of the magazine in a set by Bourboulon. In that picture, she was at a beach posing in nude exposing all female anatomy.

>Another of her nude pictorials, in the November 1978 issue of the Spanish edition of Penthouse, was a selection of her mother's photographs. She made also appeared on the cover page of Der Spiegel at the age of 12 completely nude.The issue was later expunged from the magazine's records.
>> No. 64167 Crabkiller
10th October 2019
Thursday 6:19 pm
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Admiral, if we were to assume that these whales are ours to do with as we please, then we would be as bad as those who caused their extinction
>> No. 64168 YubYub
10th October 2019
Thursday 9:40 pm
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What do they even do with a dead whale? How is it recycled?
>> No. 64169 Anonymous
10th October 2019
Thursday 10:31 pm
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Japanese immigrants.
>> No. 64170 Anonymous
10th October 2019
Thursday 10:53 pm
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I think whale fat can be used in a lot of cosmetic products, can't it? I always remember people saying that's what they made lipstick out of.

>> No. 20384 Anonymous
8th October 2019
Tuesday 7:03 am
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Lorry drivers stuck in IIIWW traffic jams may cause rise in ‘dogging’

Ministers working hard to prepare for a no-deal IIIWW have been dogged by an unlikely new problem with 25 days to go. Officials planning to ease any congestion on the transport links to Dover have encountered the potential for an embarrassing issue: a rise in “dogging”.

At the Conservative Party conference last week, one member of the cabinet confessed that a side effect of increased congestion in Kent from stalled truck drivers would be an increase in the number of lorry drivers visiting voyeuristic sex sites in the Garden of England.

“One of the things we talk about in these no-deal meetings concerns hauliers and their activities,” the minister said. “The main thing is whether they will turn up at the Channel ports with the right paperwork. But there are also dogging hotspots all over the place.” Ministers believe the issue is more likely to flare up with British truckers. “Do Europeans even do dogging?” the minister asked. “There is something deeply British about dogging.”
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>> No. 20389 Anonymous
8th October 2019
Tuesday 5:27 pm
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>>20387 There are compulsory dogging breaks, what did we expect?
>> No. 20390 Anonymous
8th October 2019
Tuesday 6:00 pm
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I only know one lorry driver. He plays truck simulators in his spare time.
>> No. 20391 Anonymous
8th October 2019
Tuesday 11:42 pm
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They should just build a more shady park and turn a blind eye to all the filth that goes on there. It'll be like the Amsterdam of dogging attracting middle aged perverts from across Europe along with their money.

Maccies will make a fortune.

They'll put a sex mod in anything these days.
>> No. 20392 Anonymous
9th October 2019
Wednesday 12:39 am
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I was wondering how they'd do it in something like OpenTTD, but then remembered that years ago someone changed the "company owner statue" to a glamour shot.
>> No. 20393 Anonymous
10th October 2019
Thursday 8:35 pm
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It'll never be like the good old days again.


>> No. 22886 Anonymous
5th October 2019
Saturday 1:29 pm
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One of the best films of the decade IMO, Phoenix's acting was phenomenal and it had a really important message which is worth paying attention to.
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>> No. 22909 Anonymous
6th October 2019
Sunday 11:20 pm
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OK, first of all, if you want to make a serious point about how something is portrayed in the media, don't back it up by linking to the fucking Mail.
>> No. 22910 Anonymous
7th October 2019
Monday 7:28 pm
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If you see this film then you're a filthy nonce-enabler.
>> No. 22912 Anonymous
7th October 2019
Monday 10:36 pm
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I have said for years that regardless of Gazzas crimes, that song is an absolute banger.

See also, lostprophets first album.

>> No. 22916 Anonymous
9th October 2019
Wednesday 10:37 pm
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It's one of the few of his I have never heard before, but have now thanks to the fuss (another couple of pennies to the lad).
>> No. 22917 Anonymous
10th October 2019
Thursday 6:21 pm
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