>>23352
What's next, do you want us to read beyond headlines too?

I keep hiding this shitheap and it shows up regardless. Brilliant.

>>23355
If you're on Firefox the only way to hide threads is to block the element with uBlock. Hiding threads on Firefox has been broken for months now, unfortunately.

>>23352
i started this argument before watching (>>23331 and >>23334 were me) and i must say that after watching it does actually explain a lot! so fair enough.

also a song they used early on - living in hell by cobra man - is an absolute banger so thanks for that.

>>23356
Thank you and goodbye.

That's pretty mad to just sleep at the foot of your adult child's bed, that they're sharing with their partner, and then invite your other adult child to do the same thing. I'm clearly maladjusted because my parents are weirdos who hate everyone and try as I might some of that has rubbed off on me, but this seems like an immense intrusion. It's not like you called her mum a "prick" for trying some of your order from the takeaway or punched her brother for not taking his shoes off in the flat.

I really don't have any advice other than to say it's their behavior that's unusual and that I don't think you've acted untoward, especially not after your partner told you her family would be moving onto a hotel. I think that's the crux of the issue. If it's a money issue, IE, a hotel is too pricy, then I've got plenty of sympathy for that, but if that information hasn't been shared with you it's hardly your fault for not considering it.

>>30150
I totally agree it is their behaviours thats unusual - also, if it is a money issue, you don't travel - I mean 3 strangers in the same room as you is just weird, however they have lived their life before.

I would tolerate it for one night in an emergency but I think you're beating yourself up too much >>30148 lad.

>>30145
>The old fashioned Manly Thing To Do would have been to book yourself a hotel.

Fuck that. Every man's home is his castle.

>>30145
>Is that just me?

No, it really is true what they say that if you want to be someone's lover you've got to "get with" their friends.

And then they have the audacity to view us with suspicion like we're lying about not doing it because we're wrong'uns. I've taken in turn to lying about it and saying that I use a lesbian friend for advice on women because it sounds plausible in a mildly bigoted sort of way.

The reality is we gossip about women on anonymous imageboards and if they ever discovered this secret our lives would become hell because all posts would be attributed to us.

Mate a family sticking around that much is weird as hell, don't pretend it's not.

That's pretty nuts. Are they paying rent?

But what about the climate!.

>>2824
I hear you saying I should nick one from a pub to save on construction costs and to balance out one that would otherwise be running more often.

In my experience those gas fireplace things work best. You know, like your nan used to have with the three ceramic panels, but on wheels. They kick out more heat than leccy ones and they're not as bad for emissions as just burning wood.

I think they make portable camping ones, I've seen it on that YouTube channel where that madlad Canadian fella sleeps in the back of rental vans for a laugh.

>>67204
>IT WAS A TERRIBLE AND STUPID MISTAKE FOR HIM TO BRING THIS SUIT IN THE FIRST PLACE

He has utterly fucked himself, both in terms of the future cases and what the first case exposed, and subsequently his career given the zeitgeist. Personally I would love to be able to spend £19k/month on wine.

You really have to feel for Depp - all he has left is his millions, friends and family, legions of fans and endless royalties from his previous roles.

>>67198
I've never got this. Even if Kevin Spacey was in a good movie I'd still go watch it, they should just get all the cancelled celebrities together and make a studio that churns out gritty hits from actors and directors that are looking to knock it out of the park one last time.

It wouldn't even need to apply the usual rules Hollywood abides by so you could have villains who always win and people could smoke without coughing.

>>67232
The thing is we'd all do it in that position. My friend said she'd happily suck Harvey weinstein's cock if it made her a film star.

>>67264
EXACTLY. I DON'T GET ALL THE HARVEY HATE. THE GUY WAS JUST PLAYING THE CARDS HE WAS DEALT.

>>67264
>MY FRIEND SAID SHE'D HAPPILY SUCK HARVEY WEINSTEIN'S COCK IF IT MADE HER A FILM STAR.

Well, thats pretty much how he worked for years. I doubt the problem has gone away overnight.

>>67238
I have. Didn't have to commute into London once during the last eight months, and have subsequently saved loads of money - would be quite happy if that carried on forever.

I've been repeatedly cockblocked by the events of 2020 to often comical effect. Like that time I had a Korean student rearing to go but fucking BLM decided to riot on the exact route I had to cross. You're living in cloud cuckoo land to quit porn, I'm having dreams about all sorts of women.

But yeah, saved a load of money, have to wait until my ISA matures in April but I can afford a place of my own now and got a decent promotion before all this started.

Though the joke is done to death, I've gone from being a curmudgeonly loner to a brave, stoic hero citizen overnight.

I am very happy in my own company, and I've had lots of stuff to do that work was getting in the way of - I've also been doing significantly less work for the same pay, and even ended up with a promotion because the company is begging for people with my sort of skills to help them stay afloat.

Sex life has suffered a bit, but I have no intention of ever quitting porn so that's evened out.

I am going on furlough from Tuesday, though, so I do have a little bit of worry about my job disappearing, but as it stands I'm still better off than many.

well i'm one of the cunts doing the testing and i sincerely think i should get a compensatory year off when it's all over, so I can do the kinds of things everyone else has had the opportunity to do.

you'll all sign my petition i trust?

>>67244
>YOU'LL ALL SIGN MY PETITION I TRUST?

Ungrateful bastard, I clapped for you on a Tuesday!!

>>6283
It bothers me how much this speech resembles Max Ehrmann's Desiderata poem. It's not so much the content, but how similar their names are too.

>>6282
>I use a few drops of pure jojoba oil to moisturise.
>It's more effective than any cream/lotion moisturiser I've tried, and cheaper than most.

I picked some of this up recently to see what all the fuss is about. It's okay but seems like people are selling it as a cure for everything when really it's just faintly smelly oil.

There was a suggestion I read that a bit in your hair makes it shine. Well, let me tell you, putting oil in your hair will make it shine but not necessarily in a way you'd want. I might try the suggestion that it's good for shaving but I'm not bloody cooking with it.

As a longhair metalhead type for whom my luscious hair has always been my primary pulling technique, I can't recommend Argan oil enough. It's my secret weapon.

A few squirts before you brush or comb and your hair will be lavish like those wierdly erotic shampoo ads with all the little vitamin molecules wierdly floating into the hair.

>>6286
The dapper bloke at my local newsie recommended this. Shall be trying.

>>6286
I have some argan oil and had to try using different amounts, it always just seems to make my hair greasy, even with the smallest bit. Am I somehow doing something wrong or is my hair just weird? I suppose it's not going to work for everybody.

>>40080

>Sort of a longish thing.

That'd be a penis, lad.

>>40080

You'll have to be more specific. Forced feminisation is a relatively common fetish. If it involved British performers, then it was probably produced by Tranisa.com.

>>40082

Well I'm more thinking about a free video. I understand it's not going to be as good- but I'm not ready to pay to wank. Cheers lads

>>21838
Her arms look too manly.

>>41717
The dead arise.

>>1707
Yeah lad, why don't you just check the public database of potential transgender folk looking for a shag? Why didn't you just think of that? You wazzock.

>>1708
They're plentiful on OKCupid and Tinder, or at least they were back when I was in the dating game. I think on OKCupid you could search the keyword "trans" and it would pull a fair few up. There are probably more of them now.

>>1707

See, I'm not the OP, but I can understand why trans is not the same as femboy, and it actually annoys me a bit that a lot of the time people seem to view them as interchangeable. I'm even convinced many lads who would make fine femboys get suckered in by the tranny agenda nowadays and become trans, more because it's what they think they should be doing, than because it actually is.

A trans person is, ultimately, a woman, they're going to do womanly things and act all womanly, because a woman is what they want to be. But a femboy isn't. A femboy is a boy, who's feminine. But they're still a boy.

They won't break down in tears after a blowjob because they have deep rooted cock mutilation fantasies they need carrying out in order to feel whole, basically. Trans people are another basket of cats, it's like the type of lad who enjoys dating mental council estate goth lasses- It's worth it sure, but it's a handful.

Anyway, fuck it, I'll stick to furry porn, where it's femboys all the way down.

>>1701

Used to live with a femboy so I never really considered them rare. But now that you've mentioned it I think they lived a lifestyle of people considering them hot shit. Multiple partners. If they wanted rough anonymous sex they would fire up an adult worker account and take their pick of who wanted to pay them. They didn't need the money at all that just gave them what they wanted with no strings.

Unfff, femboys are my kryptonite...

>>439906
Horrible advice. How is he going to find a powerful Germanic woman in America? When was the last time you saw a Frenchwoman with massive thighs and an arse capable of driving them?

It's the South of Germany or into Benelaux. Your strong sons will thank me.

>>439926
Not him but Italians will treat you well if you bother to use Italian and show an interest in their culture. They're one of those nations where you can really flatter the ego with simple effort. Can't say I'd want to live there though because everyone is loud, chatty and corrupt.

Go somewhere nice like Trento or Trieste.

>>439928
Like half of white Americans are descended from Germans and Germanic peoples, and many look as such (in sort of rural areas at least). And then most German people I meet are tanned and have dark hair and brown eyes, obviously Mr. Hilter really fucked it and put his eggs in the wrong basket.

>>439934
I'm not convinced Germans were ever particularly "Aryan", it doesn't make a lot of sense given the stereotypical appearances of the countries they share land borders with. That whole propaganda thing was just them larping as scandies.

>>439934

From what some German friends have told me, Northern Germans were traditionally more the blonde or ginger types with green or blue eyes, whereas people in Bavaria and the Alps usually had darker hair and brown eyes. I guess that was in the old days before people started travelling around.

And it would make sense, after all, the Angles who came to Britain were from Anglia in northern Germany, and their descendants in Britain today are more or less people with lighter skin and hair.


>>439936

>That whole propaganda thing was just them larping as scandies

Ironically, Hitler himself was notoriously secretive about his own ancestry. He ordered all government propaganda to omit anything more than vague information about his upbringing and family. While all SS and higher government officers who were career minded had to produce family trees going back many generations as proof that they at least had no Jewish ancestry.

Not yet, though there are people in Hamburg, Denver and Idaho Falls I need to visit for reasons

>>91034

As long as there is sun hitting the surface of this planet, and water in the oceans, there will be life. It won't be necessarily intelligent life, and you might not like what it is, but it will be life. Nature will continue, and absent some kind of truly catastrophic intervention like an asteroid shattering the planet into pieces or the core freezing solid, life on Earth is going to prove exceptionally hard to get rid of now that it's here.

>What we see as mechanisms is just local chaos being defeated by scale minus time.

Agreed, but that is a very difficult concept to sum up and explain. When I say "system" and "mechanism" I don't mean it's actually a loop of a process which always happens and has defined components, but more just a consequence of the way entropy and the universe we occupy works, on the scale of planetary biodiversity.

As inevitably as a car that runs out of fuel will eventually come to a stop, or the ball at the end of a Newton's cradle swings back to its resting position, a human species that destroys and depletes its natural resources will die off. Then, in time, the planet will "recover", as we see in smaller scale in exclusion zones like Chernobyl or Fukushima, and in larger scale like the previous planetary extinction events.

Ultimately a lot comes down to the fact we see our present state of existence as "correct", but the universe doesn't care. The Earth three billion years ago that was just volcanoes and lava lakes was just as correct.

>>91043
>life on Earth is going to prove exceptionally hard to get rid of now that it's here.
Okay but that's not really a self-balancing ecosystem so much as an infection that's never quite shaken.

>>91044

Now you're getting it, yes

Niw take some acid and think about it. It's fractal all the way down.

You lads actually raise a decent point. We should all strive to be a bit clearer in our language when we discuss "climate change", "ecosystem", and so on.

I don't think there's anything wrong with admitting that our primary motivation is preventing human suffering, which involves preserving or improving our present means of life.

The problem comes in that we're actually getting sidetracked by describing possible relationships between humans and environment, and people have radically varying ideas of what that should look like.

The main, incontrovertible fact that we should be focusing on is that we are absolutely fucked unless we realistically confront causes of climate change, like fossil fuel use.

Whether you think we should be living in mudhuts or techno-utopia is largely irrelevant to that fact.

>>91171
Yes, but the minute we stop disagreeing on a topic there's nothing else to be said about it, so it slides out of view and out of mind.

>>13868
You're making your own soy sauce? That's impressive.

>>13869
I'm trying to. This one (with wheatflour) is only 5.5 months old and it tastes more like gyoza dipping sauce than plain soy sauce. I put a dollop of it in each of the two non-wheatflour ones with half a bag of gram flour because I didn't read the label before buying it and thought fuck it.

this one*

Looks a bit less grotty now I've finished filtering out the koji gunk.

>>30136

Like Timecrimes, or Primer.

I get most of my knowledge on theoretical physics from sci-fi.

>>30131
Going back in time is simply going to another dimension that is further back in time, if you were to change things in that universe and come back to the "present" (this universe) nothing would have changed.
It's not about going back and forth, it's about going sideways.

Sage because wrong thread for this.

>>30138
What about a time machine that reassembles the universe to a previous state with perfect accuracy. Technically it would actually be the future but for all practical purposes you would be in the past.

Fucks sake. I only came here to share my thought on Aardvarks but that was 40 minutes ago.

>>30138

Nonsense. Time is a spatial dimension just like up, down, forwards and backwards. The past and future is happening simultaneously to the present. The beginning meets the end, the outer edge meets the opposite side. It's all connected in a great big moebius strip.

I missed the train to see my dad, my only mate doesn't like me anymore and I can never find trousers that I like.

Bumping this thread since I didn't know if my question warranted a new one on this completely dead board but I'm quitting smoking this weekend. What's your experience with e-cigs? Is there a consensus on which one to get? I have an Aspire (I think) which I sometimes use when reading in bed, but I'm not enamoured with it.

Oh, and you get some truly dreadful results if you look up e-cig "memes".

>>5488
I'm on my second Aegis mini, they're rugged compared to most others and fit well in a coat pocket. Battery lasts a year of regular use.

If you're really planning to quit; the main thing to do is to buy the liquid in a substantial quantity so you can deliberately taper off the nicotine. If you let yourself run low then you'll end up only being able to buy what the nearest corner shop has in stock and chances are it'll be a ridiculously high nic % that'll set you back months before your re-up arrives. Plus it'll probably taste filthy.

>>5488

I've got... Some kind of thing with a slipstream tank, pretty bog standard stuff. I've gone through a few and ended up with this simply because the bits are cheap and readily available.

Honestly people shit on vaping a lot but I've managed to entirely replace smoking with it. It did takea bit of effort, it wasn't just an overnight cold-turkey switch, but it enabled me to experience first hand how much better you feel without lungs full of tar without giving up the actual habit. After that it was easier and easier to turn down the fags- I never realised just how nasty that hacking, phlegmy morning smoker's cough is until it was gone.

If convincing evidence comes out that vaping is harmful I'm probably fucked, but until then whatever.

>>5488
>I'm quitting smoking this weekend
Why not now?

>>5491
It's my birthday - seemed like a good delimiter.

>>91054
There are two clear ones to choose from depending on your point of view.

>>91056
Mods locked both of them.

>>91057
You have a Biden and a Trump thread in /pol/ with the same title. Choose your weapon.

I offered my unifying supra thread, but my wisdom was not heeded.

>>91060
We're all very highly strung about this, let's be honest. By tomorrow morning there will be twelve.

>>91052
You penis.

Thanks for making the third thread about it.

<3

Planned release date 'is subjective' with regular announcements on steam.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/975370/Dwarf_Fortress/
https://kitfoxgames.itch.io/dwarf-fortress

>>24372

Sonic 2 is free on Steam for the next week or so.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/71163/Sonic_The_Hedgehog_2/

>>24473
I'm almost tempted to pick up the bundle of Mega Drive and Genesis classics but I'm pretty sure I could find them all online.

Ghostbusters Remastered is free on Epic at the moment.

https://www.epicgames.com/store/en-US/product/ghostbusters-the-video-game-remastered/

>>24541

cheers lad!

bump

(A good day to you Sir!)

>>67150
Hmm. Do women drive with those shoes? It all seems so uncomfortable.

>>67155

My missus had slip on trainers specifically for driving in and swapped into heels at work.

>>67156
>My missus had slip on trainers specifically for driving
rip ladmate's wife

>>67157

She probably should have waited until she was off the M1 to change back into the heels, really.