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>> No. 60853 Anonymous
24th June 2018
Sunday 10:53 am
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"Right, Theresa, everybody keeps accusing you of being an emotionless robot completely lacking in human empathy. We want you to read this with as much expression as possible."
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>> No. 62165 YubYub
7th December 2018
Friday 6:00 am
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You can't get into a cunt off with her because she doesn't answer questions.
>> No. 62166 R4GE
7th December 2018
Friday 6:37 am
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She'd fit right in, then.
>> No. 62167 Anonymous
7th December 2018
Friday 6:40 am
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Isn't she a woman though? I thought we agreed no more women.
>> No. 62168 Anonymous
7th December 2018
Friday 6:42 am
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It's a one in, one out sort of deal, and I think the last one left after the insidious actual maritime issues, so we'll be alright.
>> No. 62169 R4GE
7th December 2018
Friday 6:53 am
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I think the problem is that we've got too many philosophers. According to the ancient Greeks the gods created woman as a punishment for man.


>> No. 26945 Anonymous
7th December 2018
Friday 1:38 am
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I think my /iq/ thread about this may have been mistaken for an actual shitpost and deleted. The Linux homepage just got DNS hijacked and it made me nostalgic, take a look while you can!

Any older lads have memories of high-profile hacks in their time? I seem to recall goatse making it into the Guardian at some stage...
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>> No. 26946 Anonymous
7th December 2018
Friday 2:07 am
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/iq/ is a sfw board so that's probably it was deleted.
>> No. 26947 Anonymous
7th December 2018
Friday 3:23 am
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You ballsed it up lad, it's .org that's been goatsed.

I have a list of favorite defacements as long as a very long cock, but I shall choose not to incriminate myself at this moment in time.


>> No. 62145 Are Moaty
6th December 2018
Thursday 7:13 am
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How does one get trained in the proper way to use a toaster? I have no formal accreditations for this.
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>> No. 62157 R4GE
6th December 2018
Thursday 9:08 pm
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You all realise this isn't to do with thick people, it's to do with not wanting to get sued?
>> No. 62158 Searchfag
6th December 2018
Thursday 9:26 pm
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Has there ever been a case of someone successfully Suing someone else because they were injured using a toaster and felt that they should have been properly trained to use it?

As with a lot of things that happen in this country, it seems based on what someone has assumed might happen when the reality is that they've just pulled it out of their arse. "We must do X or we might get sued" should read "I think we should do X because I'm afraid we might get sued, based on nothing other than irrational fear convincing me that it's plausible enough to happen".

We do live in a compo culture, but a lot of what happens is the "won't someone think of the children?" equivalent.
>> No. 62160 Ambulancelad
6th December 2018
Thursday 9:37 pm
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The curse of the risk assessment.
>> No. 62161 Paedofag
6th December 2018
Thursday 9:39 pm
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Health and safety as a workplace practice is to minimise risk, be it risk of someone hurting themselves, damaging property, and so on. The threat of 'we might get sued' might be a minimal one like you say, but it's entirely plausible (have you had an accident at work that wasn't your fault? no win no fee) so having a clear SOP built into every single thing that is done at your workplace is an effective way to defend against that, while also simply informing everyone.

It might seem ridiculous, to us but as others have pointed out, there's probably a lot of none-british working in these places who might realistically have never used a toaster. Bear in mind most Americans have never used an electric kettle, so I'd not be surprised if Romanians all grill their bread instead of having a separate unit for it.
>> No. 62162 R4GE
6th December 2018
Thursday 10:22 pm
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Undoubtedly. Toasters are a surprisingly common cause of electrocution and fire. Even a relatively minor fire can cause chaos in a hospital due to the difficulty of organising a safe evacuation.


>> No. 16684 Anonymous
29th November 2018
Thursday 3:24 pm
/news/16684 Poo found on every McDonald’s touchscreen tested

>Traces of faeces have been found on every single McDonald’s touchscreen swabbed in an investigation by

>Samples were taken from the new machines that have been rolled out at restaurants across the country – every one of them had coliforms.

>Senior lecturer in microbiology at London Metropolitan University Dr Paul Matewele said: ‘We were all surprised how much gut and faecal bacteria there was on the touchscreen machines. These cause the kind of infections that people pick up in hospitals.
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>> No. 16822 Anonymous
6th December 2018
Thursday 1:09 am
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Well my parents used to say that I would either be a firefighter or an arsonist when I grew up, because I seemed to have a pretty noticeable fixation on fire and explosions as a little kid.

I even managed to light a Mickey Mouse book on fire in the waste bin in my bedroom. It's been over 30 years, but everytime I go to my parents' house, there's still my old waste basket in my old room, slightly wonky on one side from the heat of the burning paper in it.

Sage for not being relevant to this thread in any conceivable way.
>> No. 16823 Anonymous
6th December 2018
Thursday 2:03 am
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So which one did you end up being?
>> No. 16824 Anonymous
6th December 2018
Thursday 3:43 pm
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Pretty much any surface that a number of different people will touch during a day will turn out to be massively unsanitary and crawling with germs if you really examine it.

I try to limit my exposure to other people's pathogens by trying to avoid such surfaces. Or washing my hands after touching them.

For example, one thing I always do is when I've ordered something by post and I have to sign for it, I wash my hands afterwards. That stylus with which you have to sign your name on the screen of that handheld thing the delivery lad carries has to be completely covered in all kinds of muck. And it will literally go through dozens of hands every day, very likely without ever getting a proper clean.

I also avoid eating the peanuts that you always get in a little bowl for everybody at parties or in a bar or what-have-you. I think somebody actually did a petri dish test once on some communal peanuts like that and found all sorts of things from flu viruses to faecal bacteria on them. Which kind of makes it even worse than a poo smeared touchscreen at McD. Well, unless you lick that screen from top to bottom.
>> No. 16826 Anonymous
6th December 2018
Thursday 4:17 pm
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I always press the pelican crossing button, and things like that, with my knuckle. I make sure and get door handles halfway down my fingers. I push doors by making a fist first. Then if I need to rub my eye or something, my fingertips haven't been violated. I use antibacterial gel when I get back in.

The last time I got flu coincided with someone thrusting a communal pen into my hand before I could get my own pen out. Now if I expect to have to sign something I have my own pen ready. I only get flu about every five years or so.
>> No. 16827 Anonymous
6th December 2018
Thursday 4:26 pm
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I've thought about just keeping my own stylus ready next to the door so that when I take delivery of a package, I won't have to mess with deliverylad's stylus.

But I guess I'm still a bit more worried I'll look like a cunt because of it than I am worried I'll catch some germs off it.

So I will probably just keep washing my hands thoroughly in the bathroom everytime I've signed for a package.


>> No. 62113 R4GE
30th November 2018
Friday 9:01 pm
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We haven't had a caption competition in a while.
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>> No. 62139 Crabkiller
2nd December 2018
Sunday 5:19 pm
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I think she looks a bit like Mr. Burns in a wig.
>> No. 62140 Anonymous
4th December 2018
Tuesday 1:54 am
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Tension at g20 summit when it transpires there is only one bottle of water left.
>> No. 62142 Anonymous
5th December 2018
Wednesday 12:01 pm
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Trump offers May a second pearl neckless.
>> No. 62143 Auntiefucker
5th December 2018
Wednesday 1:54 pm
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>> No. 62149 Searchfag
6th December 2018
Thursday 11:09 am
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Winner winner, chicken dinner.


>> No. 5103 Anonymous
22nd September 2011
Thursday 9:56 pm
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>> No. 27925 Anonymous
26th November 2018
Monday 7:07 pm
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There's also drivers who don't seem to know how to use their handbrake, so they wear their clutches out by slipping it and revving their engines every time they stop.
>> No. 27941 Anonymous
3rd December 2018
Monday 5:45 pm
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Some car headlights are just too fucking bright.
>> No. 27942 Anonymous
3rd December 2018
Monday 5:49 pm
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Typically they're compensating for the driver.
>> No. 27943 Anonymous
3rd December 2018
Monday 5:51 pm
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If a driver revs their engine while I'm crossing I go back and stand in front of their car until the lights go red again.
>> No. 27958 Anonymous
6th December 2018
Thursday 8:24 am
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I think someone has been in my car last night, judging by the glovebox being open and things from there and the compartment next to the gearbox being on the floor. I suppose it was inevitable, having a car that tucks in the wing mirrors when it is locked and a scatterbrained girlfriend who doesn't always remember to lock the car. At least there was nothing for them worth pinching.


>> No. 26838 Anonymous
29th November 2018
Thursday 5:55 pm
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What do you get up to when you're on the internet?

I seem to have found myself in a bit of a rut; unless I'm specifically looking something up then the main things I'm doing online are visiting here or news sites. I don't use social media. All of the other forums I used to visit have either died or I lost interest in over time. I no longer read webcomics, following YouTube channels or whatever else I used to spend my time doing. I must be doing fewer things when I'm online than at any other point over the past two decades.
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>> No. 26940 Anonymous
5th December 2018
Wednesday 7:59 pm
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Not him, but something something anonymous imageboard.
>> No. 26941 Anonymous
5th December 2018
Wednesday 8:47 pm
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Fucking hell, lads. We should just stop trying to interact with each other. Look what happens when we do.
>> No. 26942 Anonymous
5th December 2018
Wednesday 8:54 pm
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We're .gs users, and therefore hardwired for cunt-offs.
>> No. 26943 Anonymous
5th December 2018
Wednesday 9:41 pm
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If only we had some sort of website we could post in, to talk to each other anonymously. That would solve a lot of our problems.
>> No. 26944 Anonymous
5th December 2018
Wednesday 9:53 pm
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Talking to each other is the source of all our problems.


>> No. 62060 R4GE
23rd November 2018
Friday 3:38 pm
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How do you do, fellow kids?
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>> No. 62109 Samefag
25th November 2018
Sunday 6:48 pm
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Christ I'd almost forgotten this one, what a blast from the past.
>> No. 62110 YubYub
26th November 2018
Monday 6:46 pm
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I actually don't own a television and have not been watching live programming for at least 10 years.
>> No. 62111 Ambulancelad
26th November 2018
Monday 6:49 pm
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I've got an old CRT in a box I haven't looked at since 2008. Ditto for my skybox and freeview box. I have an RF modulator so reckon I could get it working. I'd have to retune everything. The digital switchover has happened in the meantime.
>> No. 62112 Anonymous
26th November 2018
Monday 8:47 pm
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I've been looking for a CRT for a while, I wanted one for playing retro games on but so does every other cunt these days so they actually cost a fair bit when you spot a good one on ebay.

I was rather salty when I found out my parents have thrown out the one I had as a lad. As well as all my fucking space marines the bastards, i knew they didn't love me
>> No. 62144 Ambulancelad
5th December 2018
Wednesday 5:48 pm
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I've got a bank of four black and white Sony monitors, only cost me a tenner


>> No. 16760 Anonymous
2nd December 2018
Sunday 7:08 pm
/news/16760 Porn-obsessed chef who murdered housemate while acting out sex fantasy is j
Which one of our cheflads was this?
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>> No. 16768 Anonymous
3rd December 2018
Monday 12:18 am
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I still remember that time I took out three pigeons.
>> No. 16769 Anonymous
3rd December 2018
Monday 1:08 am
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One time, in the Galapagos islands, I was feeling pretty backed up. The hostel was busy and I hadn't had a suitable opportunity to relieve myself. I'd taken the boat over to Espanola for the day. I arrived, and started to explore. Soon I found a colony of Blue-footed boobies. Although I wasn't sexually attracted to them, the combination of their name and my current situation just drove me wild. I had to nip into the bushes to quell myself. So there I was, having a grand old time, but the trouble was, the birds there have no predators, and so had no fear of me. A few waddled over to see what I was up to, but I was in full flow, I couldn't stop. It was like an oil slick. A week's worth of white oil, all over their feathers. I put the old beagle away and snuck off to look at the Albatrosses.
>> No. 16770 Anonymous
3rd December 2018
Monday 8:39 am
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Don't be such a tit
>> No. 16776 Anonymous
3rd December 2018
Monday 7:12 pm
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I once actually knocked over a bird cage with my ex's birds in it while we were passionately making love on her sofa in the livingroom. At some point in the heat of passion, my leg somehow went off one end of the sofa and hit the cage stand with the cage on it which she kept near the sofa with a pair of budgies in it. The birds survived the fall unharmed, but probably got the scare of their lives.

And no, we did not resume our bonking. Not right away anyway.
>> No. 16779 Anonymous
3rd December 2018
Monday 10:06 pm
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It's always ends in tears when you invite other birds into the bedroom.


>> No. 2890 Anonymous
6th July 2014
Sunday 5:12 pm
/boo/2890 Please explain what the fuck is going on here boo-lads
Mr Danczuk described the warning that came after a vote in the House of Commons on Monday night when a senior Conservative MP “stepped out of the shadows” to confront him.

He said: “I’d never spoken to him before my life but he blocked my way and ushered me to one side.

“He warned me to think very carefully about what I was going to say the next day before the Home Affairs Select Committee when I’d be answering questions on child abuse.

“’I hear you’re about to challenge Lord Brittan about when he knew about child sex abuse,’ he said. ‘It wouldn’t be a wise move', he advised me. 'It was all put to bed a long time ago.’ He warned me I could even be responsible for his death.

“We looked at each other in silence for a second. I knew straight away he wasn’t telling me this out of concern or the man’s welfare. There was no compassion in his voice.

Writing in the Mail on Sunday, he added: “As politicians made their way out of Westminster, I had no doubt that other conversations like this were taking place.

“Indeed this was confirmed when I spoke to other members of the Select Committee the next day. They’d been paid similar visits. Phone calls had been made.”

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>> No. 4715 Anonymous
2nd December 2018
Sunday 10:20 am
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> Diddl tack
It sounds like some kind of coefficient of diddling. Perhaps measuring how good she is at being diddled, or how much she was diddled as a child, or predilection to diddling herself.
>> No. 4716 Anonymous
3rd December 2018
Monday 7:20 am
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>> No. 4717 Anonymous
3rd December 2018
Monday 8:20 am
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I see viscous white liquid spurting out of a bellend.
>> No. 4718 Anonymous
3rd December 2018
Monday 7:17 pm
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It was Peter Griffin all along.
>> No. 4719 Anonymous
3rd December 2018
Monday 7:58 pm
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hahaha - I thought the exact same thing when I saw the picture.


>> No. 61985 Anonymous
18th November 2018
Sunday 7:21 pm
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According to an industry insider present, the environment secretary was left reeling by a briefing from the Food and Drink Federation that of the 21 ingredients that make up a Mars bar manufactured at their factory in Slough, two imported products go off within a few days.

In the event of no deal, gridlock at the port of Dover would effectively shut down one of the country’s main routes for food imports. The ingredients couldn’t be stockpiled. The experts told Gove the UK’s entire supply of Mars bars would run out within two weeks.

pack your mars bars, lads.

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>> No. 62131 Samefag
2nd December 2018
Sunday 11:15 am
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Not all of us can afford a jenny to power a fridge to keep our foie gras cool in poshlad
>> No. 62132 Moralfag
2nd December 2018
Sunday 11:23 am
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I see packed rice but there's not a trace of teabags and hobnobs. They might survive ITZ but will they consider it a blessing or a curse?
>> No. 62133 Are Moaty
2nd December 2018
Sunday 11:35 am
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If you're going to prepare for itz then you need at least 200 packets of beanfeast Bolognese. Bloody amateurs.
>> No. 62134 Paedofag
2nd December 2018
Sunday 11:59 am
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I'll take my chances outside, with the cannibals, if it's all the same to you.
>> No. 62135 Moralfag
2nd December 2018
Sunday 12:23 pm
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>Serves 2

Has a crueller lie ever been spoken?


>> No. 62121 Auntiefucker
1st December 2018
Saturday 8:18 pm
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This is not a drill. I repeat, not a drill.
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>> No. 62122 YubYub
1st December 2018
Saturday 8:22 pm
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Aldi's do a ripoff version that are exactly the same, but they're bigger and don't have as much of a 'stale' wafer texture.
>> No. 62124 Anonymous
1st December 2018
Saturday 8:36 pm
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Then they aint the same m8.
>> No. 62125 Moralfag
1st December 2018
Saturday 8:44 pm
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The Aldi knockoff is too light, it's just a Blue Riband with a bit of caramel. A Caramel Wafer is supposed to be chewy and dense.
>> No. 62126 R4GE
2nd December 2018
Sunday 12:10 am
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By the Old Gods and the New I hate Blue Riband. It's almost approaching the kind of austerity I actually quite like in a sweet, but it's actually just shit.
>> No. 62127 Anonymous
2nd December 2018
Sunday 9:14 am
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I think I might lose the will to live if anything happened to Tunnock's.


>> No. 8754 Anonymous
2nd December 2018
Sunday 3:43 am
/spo/8754 Wilder vs Fury
Any of you lads watching this?
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>> No. 8755 Anonymous
2nd December 2018
Sunday 6:04 am
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Robbed. Fury is not human.


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>> No. 25338 Anonymous
2nd June 2017
Friday 10:09 pm
/101/25338 Terrible product/marketing photos
Nothing can so easily send me into apoplectic rage and simultaneous fits of laughter as non-nonsensical photographs in advertising and marketing. I couldn't decide where this thread belongs best as it's both irritating and entertaining at the same time.

Lidl has some brilliant examples, for instance this picture of a woman who is clearly off her tits on some research chems and is seeing hallucinations of vegetables flying around her head.
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>> No. 27763 Anonymous
15th October 2018
Monday 1:55 am
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Look at how clean their PPE is, they're obviously management.
>> No. 27764 Anonymous
15th October 2018
Monday 2:06 am
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They fact that they even have their PPE on and so clean means they're probably Management. Cunts.
>> No. 27819 Anonymous
21st October 2018
Sunday 1:40 am
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This advert has come with baffling clip-art every time I've seen it.
>> No. 27820 Anonymous
21st October 2018
Sunday 1:41 am
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Although it taught me you oughtn't pelt apples at ice-skaters because that's what happened in the top image from the looks of it.
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1st December 2018
Saturday 2:31 am
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For victims of rickets.


>> No. 62115 Searchfag
30th November 2018
Friday 9:52 pm
/iq/62115 Are Noel
So, do we all agree that Noel is a massive fucking bellend?

>Noel, said his wife Liz initially bought him a black cab and that, by driving in bus lanes, he shaved an hour off his commute.
>While he said this was "totally legal", he told campmates that after the council installed CCTV in bus lanes, he got a ticket.
>"So having got the ticket, I didn't take my cab in the bus lane," he said. "I did what any sane person would do. I bought a bus. I've a Routemaster bus."
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>> No. 62117 Anonymous
1st December 2018
Saturday 12:13 am
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Only for shouting his mouth off on telly when he's on shaky ground. Not for buying one.

Who the fuck knew you could drive a minibus in London bus lanes?


>> No. 27801 Anonymous
29th November 2018
Thursday 6:15 pm
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I met a girl on holiday and we clicked earlier this year, I think she is great and we had lots of great sex (exactly the kind I'm into).

We kept in touch and she discussed coming here to see me, even though she lives across the world and wants to carry this on until one of us can make a move to be with the other in a few short years. We skype and message all day every day but obviously the distance is a bit bonkers.

Meanwhile I also met another girl at work who is great but is very boring at the old sex, likes me to slowly grind into her and doesn't like oral sex, anal or anything beyond really vanilla stuff.

Both are attractive, both are lovely, both are really interested, girl from work is probably slightly more conventionally attractive. More importantly, she is also here with me and available now.

What do I do? Do I take the easy route and take the girl who si attractive and be grateful because she's here and there's a realistically good relationship there or do I try and get something to work with the person who is closer to my soulmate but lives across the world and I would somehow only see once or twice a year for the next few years at least whilst we work something out?

Help lads, decision needs to be made soon.

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>> No. 27825 Anonymous
29th November 2018
Thursday 11:12 pm
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> It's incredibly tiring being around her because quite literally everybody hits on her,

I've had a girlfriend or two like that before. The red flag is if she automatically flirts back almost on auto pilot. That's my cue to fucking leg it out of there immediately.
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30th November 2018
Friday 8:06 pm
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>The red flag is if she automatically flirts back almost on auto pilot.

I briefly dated a lass like that for a few months. When we were in a pub together, guys would hit on her all the time and even though she tried her best to conceal it, she really quite often flirted right back at them, with me within earshot or even right next to her. When I called her on it, she usually rolled her eyes and told me I was making myself look like an arse and that she was "just being nice".

She kept doing it and I kept complaining to her about it, so in the end we just went our separate ways again. She was no keeper, and apparently neither was I to her.

Sage for derailing the thread with my own nonsense.
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30th November 2018
Friday 8:43 pm
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> Sage for derailing the thread with my own nonsense.

I hope we're not derailing the thread exactly. It is a massive red flag because if he's auto-pilot flirting with other guys with you sitting right there (and feeling trapped half way between storming off in a huff and ramming a pint glass into this other cunt's face), imagine what she's doing when you're not around.

I could tell you some stories about numbers and texts from people I'd never heard of, hurriedly hidden skype windows and all the rest but I won't because that would be derailing the thread.
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30th November 2018
Friday 10:41 pm
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Yes, I suppose there's "being nice", and there is actually making your boyfriend look bad and still feeling the need to gauge your appeal with other men.

"Being nice" is more like, "Thanks for offering me a drink, but I'm not sure my boyfriend here will be all to happy about it". And not, "You like my blue eyes you say? That's so cool, because yours look pretty handsome as well!"

OP is in a bit of a pickle here, granted. In the long run, he should ask himself if there isn't a third option for him. There should be plenty of lasses where he lives, who aren't half a world away but also don't put out when they are out with their fella.
>> No. 27829 Anonymous
30th November 2018
Friday 11:02 pm
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Bin off your job, get on a plane and go and wreck her dirtbox. Life's too short.


>> No. 3454 Anonymous
29th November 2018
Thursday 2:57 am
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Hello lads.

I've recently embarked on a new career that allows me to work from home, anywhere that has a decent Internet connection (50 Mbps down/10ish up).

Currently in London and I absolutely love the summers here. Come October and I'm ready to jet off somewhere and never come back. If I could wave a magic wand and have it be always be July, I'd never want to leave.

My wife has family in Germany so I can't go too far away and I'm hopeless at foreign languages so I don't really want to move to a country where English isn't the main language. It's no good being somewhere that almost everyone speaks English but all the official tax forms and stuff are in Spanish or something.

My wife also doesn't want to live in a properly hot and dry country that regularly exceeds 30° in the summer.

We have no kids and she can also work from home.

I'm fairly sure that there isn't anywhere that fulfills all of these requirements but I thought I'd ask here on the off chance that one of you knows of somewhere obscure.

I'm not that bothered about bars and restaurants and excitement. As long as I can get some sort of booze, I'll be grand.
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>> No. 3468 Anonymous
29th November 2018
Thursday 11:37 pm
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I suspect you're lonely because you're such a repellent cunt.
>> No. 3469 Anonymous
30th November 2018
Friday 1:07 am
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I've got to admit you've lost me with that particular non-sequitur there, ladm80.
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30th November 2018
Friday 2:02 am
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I think that unlikely, since I'd have to meet people first.
>> No. 3471 Anonymous
30th November 2018
Friday 2:10 am
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Alright ignore it. I didn't mean girls and fleeting relationships anyway, I mean social circles in general. Support networks. People to have a beer with.
>> No. 3472 Anonymous
30th November 2018
Friday 3:29 am
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> I mean social circles in general. Support networks. People to have a beer with.

Isn't that what was basically described in post >>3466 ?

Just because a person is female doesn't mean you can't be friends and definitely doesn't mean you can't penetrate (ahem) her social circle.


>> No. 16678 Anonymous
28th November 2018
Wednesday 4:19 pm
/news/16678 Cow too big to slaughter
How have we missed this one?

Theories? It's got to be some sort of dark experiment, right?
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>> No. 16681 Anonymous
28th November 2018
Wednesday 4:35 pm
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>> No. 16682 Anonymous
28th November 2018
Wednesday 4:44 pm
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Everything is bigger in Australia.
Spiders, Birds and so on. no surprise the Cows have got in on the action.
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28th November 2018
Wednesday 4:52 pm
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When humans grow extremely tall, it can be caused by a benign adenoma (tumour) on the pituitary gland which then produces excess growth hormones. The condition is called gigantism and can lead to body heights well in excess of 7ft.

Maybe cows can get it as well.
>> No. 16695 Anonymous
29th November 2018
Thursday 5:49 pm
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At the risk of repeating what literally everyone else on the internet has already said, that steer is an absolute moonit.
>> No. 16699 Anonymous
29th November 2018
Thursday 8:56 pm
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Kind of a moo-t point you are making.

I'll get my coat.


>> No. 5548 Anonymous
27th November 2018
Tuesday 11:14 pm
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>> No. 5549 Anonymous
27th November 2018
Tuesday 11:33 pm
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>> No. 5550 Anonymous
27th November 2018
Tuesday 11:34 pm
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>> No. 5551 Anonymous
28th November 2018
Wednesday 8:47 pm
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Looks very nice. I imagine a bit spendy though.


>> No. 16610 Anonymous
25th November 2018
Sunday 4:12 pm
/news/16610 Dad forced son, 11, to have sex with stepmum to 'cure' him of being gay
A father forced his 11-year-old son to have sex with his stepmother in a twisted attempt to “cure” the child from being gay. Young Daniel Dowling was made to watch porn and forced into threesomes. And when he refused to perform a sex act on his stepmum his dad tried to punch him.

Daniel will never forget the day the abuse began. It was a Sunday afternoon. Dowling and Breakspear were playing board game Frustration with Daniel at home in Bracknell, Berks. Fashion retail manager Daniel, who now lives in Surrey, recalls: “Dad told me we were going to try something different – to take our clothes off whenever someone lost. By the end of the game Annette was completely naked. They instructed me to touch and kiss her breasts. Dad was encouraging me to do it so I thought it was okay. I think that night was a tester of how I’d react because intercourse started after that.”

Once, he was picked up by his dad from Scouts, taken home and told to “give Breakspear a goodnight kiss”. Daniel said: “I went into their room and she was handcuffed to the bed naked. I gave her a kiss and went to leave but she asked me to touch her and to untie one of her hands. We had intercourse and Dad came and joined in.”

Another time, he was made to view porn before his dad had oral sex with Annette and said: “That’s how you do it.” In another sickening incident Daniel was called in to find them naked and engaged in a sex act. Breakspear then had sex with Daniel. He said: “We’d watch porn in bed together and then we’d have threesomes. She’d instruct me on what to do. Sometimes when Dad wasn’t there she’d ask me into her room for fondling and intercourse.

In a sickening attempt to explain his depravity in his trial at Reading Crown Court, Daniel’s father claimed he abused his son “to try and steer him in the right direction and not to go to the way of being gay, because there was like, sort of, tendencies for him to be gay”. He added: “All I ever wanted was for him to turn out the right way.”

Daniel said: “Dad said that he did it to stop me being gay because I showed feminine traits as a child. One day we were at a car boot sale and my neighbour saw me wrestling an old lady for a handbag. She told my dad, ‘Your Dan’s going to bat for the other side’. And Dad said ‘No son of mine will be gay.’ I think the abuse started after that.”

Daniel’s dad admitted to police that he and Breakspear carried out “sordid and deplorable” abuse and that he felt ashamed and disgusted. In court he claimed the abuse was to prevent Daniel “turning gay”, to “protect him from paedophiles so he would know what was right and wrong” – and to educate him about how he should treat women.
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>> No. 16625 Anonymous
25th November 2018
Sunday 6:38 pm
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If someone wants to go to a tabloid with an account of how their dad gave them a demonstration on the proper way to perform oral sex on a woman then I guess that's their prerogative.
>> No. 16628 Anonymous
25th November 2018
Sunday 9:51 pm
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There seems to be a double standard that I don't fully understand. The tabloids frequently use coy phrases like "steamy romp" and "sordid sex act" when they actually mean "had sex" and "wanked off in a Greggs", but they're happy to publish this? I dunno where their line is.
>> No. 16630 Anonymous
25th November 2018
Sunday 10:26 pm
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I think they're trying to appeal to the Take A Break demographic.
>> No. 16631 Anonymous
26th November 2018
Monday 8:49 am
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Which isn’t difficult.
>> No. 16677 Anonymous
28th November 2018
Wednesday 2:30 pm
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That's genuinely disturbing.


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