I feel like that ought to have some consequences like forgetting to close a bold tag, but I can't think how. Everything is now a quotation forever.

>>425356

Just listen to Necro's "Dead Body Disposal" for a basic recap.

>>425353

I moved into student housing my second semester, and we had our own subnet server on which we could share folders. I downloaded ludicrous amounts of music, but also stand up comedy and other material off other people's folders. There was an American studentlad living in the same building who had plenty of George Carlin and Chris Rock audio stand up material in his folder, and that was pretty much the first time I heard of either of the two. Movies in decent quality were few and far between around the subnet, and this being the days of 100 Mbit intranet bandwidth shared by up to 255 users, file transfers could be slow at peak times. But with our own T2 line to the outside world and file sharing clients slowly gaining a following, you had all the movies you wanted at your disposal off the Internet. Well, until student housing informed us of new copyright guidelines that both commanded server admins to block most HTTP ports used for filesharing, and meant that we had to sign agreements that we would not use the subnet server or the Internet connection to violate copyright laws regarding films and music. And that was kind of when all the fun stopped. By then I was just a month away from moving out, but it kind of ruined the fun for everybody else. Enforcement of the new rules was hit and miss I was told, but you could risk losing all user privileges.

Self sage for derailing the thread. Do talk more about what you've learnt on here.

Walk quietly among other men but know their power for they are your enemies; quietly crush them as you work diligently through the night. Pay attention to the man behind the curtain for he is your ally. Drink deeply and lustfully from the foamy draught of evil. Do it to the other guy before he does it to you. Generally just be bad to the bone.

Thanks ladm8s

>A few people have commented, unprompted, about how they enjoy a particular sort of post I sometimes make, and it's such an amazing feeling to have someone complement you completely blindly like that.
Yeah. It's embarrassing how much that perks me up.

>>425549

I've said it before but Datalounge has a "WW" (wit and wisdom) button you can click to like someone's post, and it sends them a push notification, but doesn't publicly say how many likes a post got. It's a lovely feature.

>>425463
>>425464
I agree with these, lads. Dickheads are always solved by the application of immediate and maximum force. No point in being a lawyer about it because that's what they feed off.

Not that I'd tell you to commit arson or anything.

>>425455
They're first generation devout Christians, so I doubt they'd do anything like that.

I can see both sides of this debate, and, well...

Nope, I don't have anything to contribute. I just wanted to let you know that I can see both sides of this debate.

>>425520

Would you say you're on the fence?

>>425520
>I can see both sides of this debate
So clearly the fence isn't that much of an obstruction.

I'm just gonna share my youtube suggestions after that played.

>>62880

Nice to see Dan Erlewine getting promoted, that guy is a genius.

>>62879

slipknot's drug problems are really getting out of hand.

>>62881
I thought it was Devin Townsend.

>>62893
It's actually the drummer and saxophoist from this band.

>>85477

>Huel powders

I think you'll find yourself opting for long pig pretty quickly. That stuff is like drinking someone else's puke.

>>85478

It doesn't really taste like anything to me, even with the flavouring powders. I'd get bored of it, not disgusted.

>>85477

Hope your hiding behind a VPN, if the rozzers see your comment you rapidly won't have a firearms license

>>85477

Hope your hiding behind a VPN, if the rozzers see your comment you rapidly won't have a firearms license

>>85480

I don't have one anyway. This is the internet, mate.

>>8800
Oh, yeah, I can't think of a single way in which a woman could get her fanny smashed in a hockey match, not a one.

>>8801
Hockey lasses don't spend hours bashing their sticks against their tuppence.

>>8800

I'm good friends with a yank cyclist woman who recently had fanny surgery to reduce the size of her flaps. They were causing serious problems for her racing and training on the bike, it sounded awful.

I had always thought that was exactly why women's saddles often have a huge cutaway in them, but apparently that only helps so much. I can't really imagine the saddle that solves this issue, though, I don't think it can really exist, due to the way pro riders are positioned on their bikes.

>>8803

It depends on the size of your flaps. Most women get on just fine with an ISM Adamo or a Bontrager Hilo, even in a hyper-aggressive TT position. Most male cyclists use a saddle with a fairly substantial cutaway or dip these days, because it takes the pressure off your taint and eliminates the risk of numb cock.

If you've got a minge like a dropped kebab, all bets are off. There's only so much you can do to avoid friction if the inside of your bibshorts look like a butcher's bin.

>>8804

>If you've got a minge like a dropped kebab, all bets are off.

That was her issue, she was quite candid about her meaty flaps.

My missus is a cyclist too and her much neater fadge has no issue at all, she doesn't even have a cutout, it's just a solid Fizik jobbie.

>>5986
Seconded.
Rice just doesn't do a great job of absorbing moisture from air.
Just get some silica gel, you can get a huge bag for a few quid. That will absorb humidity down to a few percent RH, and it will get the watch bone dry.

>>5987
You clearly haven't seen your mum on heat.

>>5988
From where?

>>5990
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/200-Gram-bag-Self-Indicating-Orange-To-Green-Silica-Gel/162254220157?epid=1757235035&hash=item25c71aeb7d:g:EvcAAOSwk5FU0PmB

Still not quite done, though that might be because it looks like when I left it there this morning I forgot to take the crown back out. Doesn't look like there's much moisture left though. Can't imagine that the silica pack the size of my hand is anywhere near saturated yet.

I thought it a bit off that the UN wasn't on that but as it turns out we've forgotten to pay our subscription.
http://www.un.org/en/ga/contributions/honourroll.shtml

Anyone fancy chucking £20 in before they send the bailiffs round?

I know we're all just LARPing here, but it's odd how many of us are top tax bracket. Maybe we should start a prize fund for POTY.

>>85444

I don't know, we do have a lot of arseholes. I've noticed that having too much money is often a big contributing factor towards being an arsehole, so it kind of makes sense.

>>85452

I was an arsehole long before I had money, though.

I'd be nicer if I had money.

>>18793

Congrats!

I can't wait to hear your tales of that peado den

>>18794
>peado
Lad.

>>18793
HOORAH

Now you have to start to plan how you (we) subvert the system you have been placed in.

>>18795

I meant what I said.

>>18793

>I must have come off as a bumder, at least.

Might come in handy if a female coworker ever accuses you of sexual harassment.

"No, boss, when I said I liked her firm buttocks, what I meant was I wished mine looked like that!"

>>62856
A very real hazard of not being able to just Airbnb the place for five times the long-term rate

>>62856

What's the hazard?

>>62858

A significant proportion of homeless people - particularly long-term homeless people - have significant social care needs. They might have issues with drug or alcohol dependency, they might have chronic mental health issues, they might have behavioural issues, often they have all of the above. Some homeless people just need somewhere to live, but some are difficult to house. If you really set your mind to it, you can make a newly-refurbished flat into a completely uninhabitable shithole in a matter of days. That's the reason for the risk premium - there are a lot of tenants that landlords are simply unwilling to accommodate at market rents.

>>62859
That's all well and good, but the overwhelming majority of homeless people placed in temporary accommodation are the 'hidden homeless' who have been priced out of where they live.

Oh, well. At least we're not Americans.

>Twisted police officer who fed homeless man dog poo sandwich keeps job

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/twisted-police-officer-who-fed-14182279

>>62860
We need to glass that entire damned continent and I mean the Covenant kind not to pint kind.

>>62804
I am interested in understanding the appeal of eating icing.

Also, could anyone experienced in enjoying buttercream and the gritty stuff on top of carrot cakes please enlighten me as to the reasons for their existence.

>>62813

It's carbs and fat combined, the two things our cavemen brains crave more than anything, and reward us for eating it with huge hits of dopamine. It's not that difficult to understand.

>>62814
But the pathway to pleasure is more easily obtained via more pleasurable textures and accessible methods.

You can get yer liver to metabolise your own cannabinoids by gorging on chocolate, or opioids by swigging some habanero tabasco, for example.

You can't even get cuffed for it!

>>62802
>blueberry muffin flavour milk

That sounds amazing. Is it a nice bluey-marpley colour? I'd love to be disappointed by that.

Inspired by this thread, I tried some banana flavour milk because I've seen it in the shop for months. It's so sickly sweet it's essentially undrinkable on its own. I'll try it with some cereal tomorrow.

You people don't even know the meaning of the word "heresy", you probably don't even realise the Custodes are Eldar!

Is this screencap from the other place accurate?

>>4755
It's certainly horrendously antisemitic.

>>4756
That's unfair on antisemites.

>>4755
For one, a write-off reduces your taxable income, not the final bill.

>>24184
Also .gs truncates filenames so never mind.

>>24185
It isn't even a cardigan either.

>>24184
>I miss Camsy

Cracking one out to Philip May just isn't the same.

>>24186
that filename sucks

>>24186

I have exactly that cardigan. Uniqlo, pure wool, very cozy.

It's the younger, asian version of Topsy from king of the hill.

>>62817

Probably multiple factors. The judge in the video states that he was not found to have any mental health problems, but to me the fact that someone is capable of a murder without feeling regret is in itself a dysfunctional state of mind.

It could also just be plain ignorance and callousness. People generally, but especially young people (moreso males), can be senselessly violent. It may really be a case of not being fully emotionally aware of what he's done. You can't force someone to value human life.

>>62821
I'm aware of that, but psycho teenagers usually at least go around glassing people outside Spoons at 2 am or get a bit stabby with other teenagers. Kidnapping, assaulting and murdering a 6 year-old girl is on a completely different level though, to me at least it presents something far more pathological than your typical callous teenage bastard.

>>62827
Yes, that's why your use of the term 'psycho' is flippant. A true psychopath is more than just someone quick to anger.

>>62828
Where do you think we are right now?

>>62829

At Brendan Fraser's funeral?

>>2503
Yes.

>>2504

sure?

>>2505

No, you should use straight PVCU pipes, using myriad elbow joints to create a climbing frame of pipework which will eventually fail and micturate upon your archive of Knave and Fiesta mags, soft lad.

>>14906
OK Mumroon!

>>14903

ITZ

>>14904
Ah sorry lad, I cleaned up the list and couldn't remember which was which. Ping me somehow with the IP.

All sorted, sorry lads.

If only there were some way of knowing when the certificate was about to expire ...

>>14910
Like I read emails.

I could give you the answer but the lack of honesty of your post sickens me.

I don't know why people think saying stupid phrases before what they intend somehow removes culpability.

Not sure why you would want to, but why would it be illegal? There are death and shock videos all over the web. We are not in the dark ages of the video nasty era anymore.

>>11705

Most bands I know have moved to Facebook, which isn't a great music platform either, but it's there, and at least it has a strong system for setting events etc.

>>11696
The tattoo on her leg is a portrait of a person in an oval frame. The thing is she didn't get it finished, before starting on another tattoo on her arm. So she has 3 unfinished tattoos on her body.

>>11707

She sounds like just the right amount of mental slag.

>>11703
>I didn't figure out for a long time that girls are just as interested in you as you are in them

I thought about this when we were talking about internet virgins a few days ago. I fondly remember the time I "went out" (to a bowling alley ffs) with a girl around 17 and we had a long long chat, and she talked about boys and stuff - and me. It never went anywhere (because I didn't know how to close the deal, nor did she) but it was very formative in that I realised what you're talking about it. A proper OH GOODNESS ME moment.

>>11709

It's slightly distressing how many of these moments there were for me. I still did alright, but I'm pretty sure I would still be a virgin now if I didn't happen to meet a few girls who were willing to make the first move. That's really what got me started. It wasn't even like I was nervous or scared of these girls, just oblivious, and under the assumption that it was a one way feeling.

What a weird thing, though. Oblivious to their hints, yet still constantly horny and wanking for England.

And now that I think about it, accidentally playing hard to get would have made them want me even more. Fucks sake.

So spacetime is made out of a tapestry of quantum entanglements?