>>18988

Just ask brexiteers

>>18993

>>18994
YOU SUCK MCBAIN

>>18996

>>18937

Interesting.

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/salford-overdue-library-fines-scrapped-16371398

>>22855
It's saying I have a migrated account and to log in with my email address. The only reference to mojang I can find in my emails is a paypal receipt from 2015.

Ok so it came up with a prompt indicating I used someone else's email to log in and my username wasn't one I remembered. And now I'm logged in... somehow.

>>22860
I'm sure it's sending recovery prompts somewhere, I don't keep track of how many email accounts I've used.

>>22858
Happened to me. I couldn't recover it and ended up having to buy it all over again last year. Absolute shitters.

Having a blast on the new server though.

Left. You wear your tie at the bottom of your neck, not the top of your chin.

I'm afraid the only reference material I could find of dinosaurs wearing ties was a triceratops. But as we can see in is worn down by the shoulders

>>63427

I was however able to find an instance of a Brontosaurus wearing Pearl's and a scarf in the other manner which would heavily imply a brachiosaurus would wear a tie like that.

>>63426
This is the correct answer. Also, the tie knot in the OP is a bit small - Windsor knot ftw.

>>63426
Hence the word necktie.

>>63430
I don't know about these "drunk Russian people" videos at all. They all seem like such fun.

since you asked

https://z0r.de/1162

>>427216

so... you're saying even their ghosts are fat blobs?

>>427217
Yes, that would be one angle of the jokey .gif Anon posted, Anon.

>>427218

Oh, I just now realised that it's an animated gif.

>>427160
>couldn't get her head around how we can be amiable to people we don't like, she didn't like that and thought it was dishonest
Ah, that explains the Russian idea of diplomacy.

>>427160
What was so odd about the Lithuanian one?

Probably need to go for a few sessions at your local boxing gym.

>>8841
It's quite a shock though - Joshua must wake up this morning gutted about it.

>>8843
♪ So many times, it happens too fast
You trade your passion for glory ♪

>>6002
It's all old Jags and Volvos.

Depends on the car.

My fabia does over 50mpg at 50mph on the motorway.
At 70 it's more like 40-45mpg.

With a 6-speed gearbox it wouldn't drop as quickly when you get above 50.

>>5999
Why did you post this in /poof/, you berk?

>>5999

The question is utterly meaningless without knowing what you are driving. Different engines have different levels where they are most efficient in outputs, different shape vehicles have different wind resistance.

It would be like asking 'at what temperature and how long should I cook?' without mentioning the food.

>>6006

This.

In my current car, there's only about 100rpm difference between 70 and 80 in 6th gear. In my last one it was close to 1000, so significantly different results.

Drive your car in top gear at 70 and 80 then get back to us. Or just post your make, model and year here.

>>86048

She's German m8, they don't really do flirting - she'd either ask you flat out if you want to have sex, or tell you to piss off.

I'd go in Baerbock with her, IYKWIM.

>>86049

Germans still flirt, they're just not vague about it.

>>86053

Is there such a thing as non-vague flirting?

>>86054

Yes, of course there is. "Nice cock, can I suck it?" is quite direct.

By the sounds of it, you're a bit socially anxious and a bit lacking in confidence. I'm not sure to what extent you're actually clinically ill, rather than just struggling to find your feet.

It might be useful if you can complete these questionnaires and post your scores, as it'll give us a better idea of your problems and their severity.

https://patient.info/doctor/generalised-anxiety-disorder-assessment-gad-7

https://patient.info/doctor/patient-health-questionnaire-phq-9

https://www.socialanxietysupport.com/disorder/liebowitz/

This comment >>27190 gives a fairly good overview of what your treatment options are for generalised anxiety.

>>28596

The social anxiety result has given me 'marked social anxiety' in every attempt, and I usually score a little in the depression test.

It's just been ongoing for so many years that it's seriously diminished my life quality by now - I'm still 'finding my feet' and I'm nearly 30.
I'm such a disorganised mess too, chronically indecisive to the point it causes me difficulty oranising myself day to day, planning things, completing things. I think I need to start looking at meds to help me out.

Could be social anxiety, could also be autism (they go hand in hand)? You sound very similar to me, struggling with banter to the extent of coming across as cold/aloof/rude. I struggled with that all my life, and it wasn't until I had a breakdown when I was 19 that I got diagnosed as a sperg (and it's taken 7 years from that point to actually get specialist support for my condition which isn't great).

Might be worth going to your GP and seeing if they can put you on mirtazapine or something to help with the mental health and anxiety.

>>13129
I worked at a factory where everyone had to take the same time off. It was like being at school, but I think it worked.

3 weeks in August, a week around Christmas, worked around all the bank holidays so it only worked out at a couple of days, and a week around Easter.

The longest slog was obviously Christmas to Easter, but it wasn't bad, all told.

My workplace is really flexible with holidays, which is one of the main things that make up for the underwhelming pay.

I work bank holidays as a standard working day, so I essentially get an extra 8 holiday days for free, then I buy an extra week's worth by salary sacrifice. On top of that, I can claim my overtime as holidays at time and a half, so I get three days off for working a weekend shift. In the end it works out that I could basically fuck off for nearly two months of the year if I felt so inclined.

I usually book a week off around the start of summer, another week mid-late summer, and another week near the end of the year. I spread the rest around whenever I feel like a long weekend or when I have to stay home to wait for a parcel and the suchlike. If I wake up one day and can't really be arsed, I can just book the afternoon off and work half a day. That's the tricky bit though- Temptation is so strong when you know you have the ability to do so, but you just gradually piss your holidays away for no real benefit, when it really wouldn't have killed you just to stay at work another four hours.

>>4791

Look around you m8, that is normal. The thin people are the weirdos.

>>4791

If you look at the statistics, you are normal.

>>4793
Normal people don't look at statistics.

>>4794
Statistically speaking this is questionable.

>>4791
Did I already do my "dumb cave person" bit in this thread? Regardless, it's because your brain's still the same organ that had people chasing mammoths off cliffs tens of thousands of years ago, so when it sees two pieces of chicken and chips or a pack choc-ices it's beside itself with joy. It's very difficult to overcome those baser instincts, and we have to artificially train ourselves to do certain "unnatural" things and that's hard. Especially, as it sounds like from the tone of your posts,if you're attempting to do these things on your todd by opting for "staring at a wall and being annoyed" instead of eating. Not to mindlessly parley a meme but perhabs joining something like Slimming World might help, as people often learn better in groups and what you're doing is essentially learning not to overeat.

This is a very smug and presumptuous post I'll probably regret later so I'm ending it here, for all our sakes.

Told you before m8, cut the carbs. Blanket rule. Try it for 3 weeks.

The "give him a shake" at the end is great.

What other repeats from 2016 do you have, internet archive lad?

>>63417
Have you seen this one lad?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfeyUGZt8nk

>>63418
That's not from 2016.

>>63417

Awkward Politics Nan is such an inderrated meme.

>>13130
As a director, you are legally responsible, jointly and severally with the other directors, for the company's actions. This includes, amongst other things, a duty to act in the best interests of the company, which would include staying informed about company business and not standing idly by while your mates run it into the ground. Also bear in mind that if it is a company they want to start, your name and address will appear on the public register for any disgruntled creditor to see.

https://companieshouse.blog.gov.uk/2019/02/21/7-duties-of-a-company-director/

>>13130
Is it an IPTV company? If you all get caught, you're the fall guy. They'll pay the Tax on your earnings and then liquidate the company at the end of March in the hopes of avoiding an audit.

Telling us what the company will do might help us advise you.

>>13132
It's a company to build an app a bit like uber but done a bit differently.

>>13131
Looking at that page I'd have a lot of leeway as it takes into account relevant skills when it comes to how responsible you are for it all. I might see if I can talk them into just letting me be a shareholding employee of some sort, I don't want to have my details listed like that.

>>13134
A lot if not most directors give a mailing address, perhaps even the company's address.

I should've just picked a picture of Tintagliaa random fantasy trope.

>>6989
> Do you have books you read before, thought done, then touched again and learned something new?
Some of the books I'd been reading as a teenlad, yes.
A casual glance turned into a full-blown re-read once. There were certain moments I just didn't notice back then due to insufficient life experience.

I thought Winston was literally shot until i read it a second time.

>>7005

In my head, I can only hear the name Winston in a West Indian accent.

>>7006

>>85869

>There has been a loss of confidence in the two major parties because they currently have shit leaders

Do you really think that's all it is ladm9? Come on now.

The North East have declared: 2 seats for Brexit Party, 1 for Labour.

IS TONTY BLAIR BEHIND THIS

https://yougov.co.uk/topics/politics/articles-reports/2019/05/30/lib-dems-lead-polls-they-start-become-party-48

>>24208
>The single number administered by the national government to every citizen is the central detail in the social credit hysteria
Yes, lad. What everyone's complaining about is definitely the single number and not the consequences of having poor "social credit". That's definitely the main point in the arguments about it.

>>24211
That's correct, it is, because the consequences of having poor social credit are entirely different if it's a single score administered by the central government.

I, for one, welcome our new sixth form debate club overlords.

>>24212
It is being administered by the Central government.

>>24209
Just lowering myself to explainin the fundementals for you, when you move past me needing to explain them then we can have a proper discussion.

>>63400
I'm glad at least that all the outlets that seem to think it's ridiculous are themselves far-right.

>>63402
He doesn't look like he works at Furniture Village.

What exactly is wrong with soldiers being on the far right? Wouldn't it help with training them up to kill brown folk?

>>63406

because sometimes we want them not to kill and actually protect brown folk and that compromises their abbility to do that, and we don't want them deciding they 'should take matters into their own hands'.

The modern Army is just as much about it's public facing as killing people (they would probably say more if you asked them), they want people who set a good impression of what Britain and the british are like, as they want to defuse hostilities rather than escalate them. They want our boys to be seen as saviours and peace keepers by the natives.

>>63406

Because you only want them to kill the brown folks you tell them to, and not burn villages of civilians to keep them from moving to bradford and getting a free flat and a car and a GPS unit from the liberal elite government.

Also there's brown people in our army, so that presents a further issue.

It's a great place to live, but quiet and in the summer, very very hot indeed. You might get bored with it being so hot. It is indeed quite a cheap place to live.

If you can get work (there are quite a few local internet companies) that isn't tourism based, you'll live okay.

I am half-Maltese and have visited 20+ times - I will probably get a place there when I retire. If you're younger, I would certainly try living there for a month before you fully commit, particularly if you don't have a job.

>>3515

Can you comment on the womenfolk?

>>3516
Beautiful when young, but as a previous lad says, they get fat and just wear black all the time. Malta is actually the fattest country in Europe.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obesity_in_Malta

>>3517
>Beautiful when young
Okay dude.

>>3517

The difference between obesity rates in Malta vs the UK is as far as I can tell about 2% I'm not saying that makes the Maltese less fat but we are hardly in a place to be critical.

>>28569

I had to do online courses on Safeguarding, Inclusiveness and Equality and Diversity to be eligible for the job, so the image is quite representative.

>>28573

BBClad?

>>28574

No, no BBC for me.

>>28573

I mean, you have to do those for any job these days; but that has never stopped anyone making an off colour joke when they know their colleagues will take it as such. Just make sure you don't have any of those Twitter moral guardian types around to spoil it.

I have worked in places where apparently nobody has any sense of humour, but I can't imagine the torture it would be to work there. That's the kind of place I'd simply prefer to be the antisocial cunt who doesn't talk to anyone. They can't sack you for being quiet, but if your colleagues are boring why bother.

>>28577

It's a common trend in HR, if you cannot fit with the "spirit" of the company you are not "a good cultural fit" and you must be kicked out during the probation time, no matter how skilled you are.

Her FB (if it is the right Sarah Barrass) is full of shit like this.

>>63363
No doxing, discuss but don’t link.

>>63368
Is searching 'sarah barrass' on facey really being 1337 hackers on toast?