What a miserable thread.

Post the filename as a caption in the text field, then we'll talk. It's just annoying as it is.

I use filenames to sort my folders. None of this tag nonesense, just good old prefixes seperated with a dash (-).

>>24264
hysterical

>>24264
I only sort my folders by last modified. If I want to reorder things I rename all the folders twice (first add a character and then remove it) in reverse order.

>>434164
Was she still fetching or had she withered away?

>>434164

Are we sure she's not a young Camille Coduri?

>>434186
Wow, there is a lot of fake porn of this woman.

>>434187

Your dad's really getting the hang of Photoshop.

>>434185

She looked a bit like a bloke in drag at first, and then the second time I saw her the penny dropped and I realised where I had seen her before. Time had not been kind to her, no.

>>5026
I've heard thw rinse or not debate, too. Not rinsing certainly seems to keep your mouth fresh for longer, and morning breth becomes less of a problem. But i'm concerned at leaving so much floride to be absorbed into my body, twice or even three times daily. Lets not delve too deep into the /boo/ of it all, though.

>>5020

Sonicare toothbrushes have a habit of breaking just after the two year warranty period, too.

Oral-B are fine if you get the cheap to mid-range ones when they're on sale.
The batteries tend to be the first thing that wear out, if you have a socket in the bathroom it's easy enough to just leave them on charge all day so it's not too much of an issue. The next thing to wear out is the plastic neck that the brush fits onto, I think they intentionally make them out of too-soft plastic but I've still got 4-5 years out of every one I've had.

>>5029
>The batteries tend to be the first thing that wear out
>leave them on charge all day so it's not too much of an issue

Isn't that exactly how a battery is worn out?
I thought the healthiest way to use a battery is to deplete it completely before recharging.

>>5032

Every electric toothbrush I've seen uses NiMh rather than Li-Ion batteries. NiMh batteries are absolutely fine with being trickle-charged all day.

Go here if you want to talk to someone one-on-one: https://discord.gg/Nwn8b29

>>7334

The way I see it, it was money I never expected to have anyway. I might feel differently if I was struggling for money though, I suppose.

There is this new satoshi dice address for BTC.
Address is bc1quykuahxrjx6d3h6ga4rkyg0hl5e59tcthqyhw6.

I found this while scanning pastebin

Here are the instructions on how to verify the provably fair roll.
https://codepen.io/anon/pen/vRqPMr?editors=0012

You guys remember when the price of tulips recovered?

Just checking in to make sure you're all aware another peak is on the way. Don't worry, I know you'll ignore me and you can laugh about tulips when the partial correction happens.

>>7831
We will definitely laugh at you/tulips.

>>88613

That exists it is called basic first aid training you probably had some.

(A good day to you Sir!)

So... now we've left what might happen to the NHS?

>>89021
They've already realised they're going to have to lower the salary floor on skilled worker visas to boost immigration.

>>89022

It's almost like they don't want to ease the pressure on wages and upskill British workers at all, and everyone who voted Tory and Brexit because that's what they wanted to happen has been conned.

You wait though, this will be their downfall. Immigration is the political time bomb of our age. When people realise they've been had and that Brexit alone wasn't enough to stop it, that's when they're going to start turning to genuinely nationalist politics.

>>88580
Reminds me of the famous "Now I'm not racist but" thread we posted from FB many years ago. It was back in the days where you could still scrape FB posts without much of an account, and I remember compiling a list of all the people who posted it... probably not the done thing now.

I remember the first time my ex called me "Daddy" during sex, she was right in the moment and just came out with it. I told her after we finished "You know you called me 'Daddy', right?" and she looked mortified, I guess she was worried I'd find it weird. I told her it was okay though and it became a far more regular occurrence, and yes it was very much a roleplay thing. What can I say...that shit was hot. She turned out to be a compulsive lying psycho bitch but the sex was phenomenal.

purely because it's the most taboo thing you can do. we live inan age of relative sexual liberty, we can access any kind of perverse porn we want within seconds, so the old vanilla fetishes don't do it any more, and everyone who wants a fulfilling sex life has had to find new extremes.

amusingly There's two categories, from what I've seen. chavs and normal cunts are into swinging, cuckolding, and general promiscuity related kinks. the more of a slut you are and the more of a lad you act about the fact your bird is one the better. whereas your goffs and moshers etc are all into BDSM and bondage type fetishes with loads of toys and creative uses for them- control, denial, general dom/sub stuff is almost the norm now.

i've more frequently in the last few years found myself with "dysfunctional" partners- By which i mean partners who don't feel anything for the "traditional" foreplay of oral or masturbating one another etc, and don't become aroused unless you throw something subversive into the mix. at times i've even found myself thinking there's a sort of hipster sexuality nowadays too- bisexual birds who insist they're mostly into lasses (but will sheepishly admit they've only ever been with one or two) who stubbornly pretend they can only get aroused by tying you up and putting a vibrator on your knob while they finger your arse, because they don't want to let the side down conforming to traditional patriarchal sexual tropes.

the daddy thing is probably a sort of opposite equivalent of that, in todays age of supposed equality, calling you daddy is a huge turn on for lasses who have a guilt/shame complex about submitting to a man in the most literally patriarchal way possible

>>64875

Being old-fashioned is now a fetish:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tradwife

>>64876

That's not a fetish, that's just the alt-right larping a historical fantasy.

>>64876
>>64877
Good lord, I'll have to let Mrs Cameron next door know that all these years she wasn't just a stay at home mother. She was accidentally securing the existence of her race and a future for white children.
Poor woman will be mortified when she finds out.

Why is it considered acceptable to snitch to someone's employer on twitter?

I am disgusted.

>>21176
Attempting to ruin someone's life is seen as an acceptable part of online shaming.

>>21176
I think the kids call it "cancel culture".

>>21178

>Attempting to ruin someone's life is seen as an acceptable part of online shaming

And for the most selfish of reasons. Just because somebody offended your really quite often bigoted and narrow-minded world view by throwing a wry Twitter remark out there that you and a mob of 20 others disagree with, and which may or may not have been ever so mildly in bad taste, doesn't give you the right to put that person out of a job.

Even if somebody tweets something really quite bad like Fuck all darkie poofs, burn eskimos at the stake and put women back in the kitchen where they belong, at the end of the day, somebody who tweets that may be a horribly failed person, let alone the fact that he'll break half a dozen anti-discrimination laws, but he still has a right to be in gainful employment somewhere. Probably not in any kind of capacity where he will reflect badly on his employer and have much to do with customers.

But if you believe that somebody who's said something that's either admittedly horribly wrong on many levels, or something that just plain offends your own temperamental sensibilities forfeits his right to eke out a living, then that person isn't the only one who needs their head examined.

WHERE DO I CHECK MATE?

>>64867
Why did he keep the silencer? What a numpty.

What would life on the inside be like for him? He's in for killing a woman and 2 kids. He doesn't have any scars on his face and his nose is straight so it doesn't look like he's been attacked much if at all.

>>64872

>He was treated at York Hospital for throat cuts after the incident at HMP Full Sutton prison, where he was held before being moved to Wakefield.

>According to The Guardian, Bamber was “jumped” from behind while talking to a female friend on a permitted call from the prison.

>The cuts were apparently superficial and not near the jugular vein.

>The fact that Bamber has, in the past, been a victim of such attacks makes it even more likely that the prison service would want to keep him away from other prisoners that might want to attack him.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1231940/white-house-farm-murders-jeremy-bamber-itv-drama-true-crime-prison-spt

>>64866

Pish

I still like The Mighty Boosh but, in an act of typically inadvertent pretention, I think the best series is the radio one. Tragically in the current political climate you can't even quote Bob Fossil's immortal line "I hate whites" without some rabid Thatcherite cancelling you on social media, so that's a shame.

I was never a fan of the boosh but other than having a chuckle at Simon Amstell taking the piss out of Noel's sense of humour I don't really care.

I had a powerful dislike of the Mighty Boosh when I was younger (and I'm sure I must have typed a bunch of angry shite here about it at least once back around the dawn of time) but in retrospect it was just a bunch of silly student bollocks, hardly worth getting worked up over. I think part of it was that Noel Fielding somehow looked a bit too old to be fannying around with shows (and hair) like that, he's probably not a bad bloke in reality but if it turned out he was a nonce all along I wouldn't be too shocked.

I suspect I'd still genuinely despise Little Britain. No interest in checking though.

>>23066
I'm with you on both. I found the Mighty Boost just completely mystifying. Little Britain is just bad.

>>23063

>You know Howard Moon was written as a more intelligent version of Juilian Barret, right? And Vince Noir as a stupider version of Noel Fielding?

From >>23048

>For me it spark an interest in drawing a direct real world parrell with Nathan Barley and Dan Ashcroft with Julian Barret once again being the suffer Auture paired up with a popularist imbacile.

I feel like it was self evident that I knew that information.

I'm the type of person who leaves the bag to stew for 20 minutes on occasion - black tea as such is awful. Probably quite nice weak, though. I do find it sticks to the teath and breath a whole lot more than with milk, though.

>>13216

For reference, ass tastes like when you put your tongue on the top of a 9v battery.

>>13218
If that's true why don't we insert battery-operated gadgets rectally when they're out of juice?

Yeah, have had black tea for years. Don't really like sugar in hot drinks, and realised that the splash of milk most people put in really isn't that noticeable anyway.

It's funny that people always seem a little surprised when I say no milk, no sugar. "You sure?" yeah of course I'm fucking sure.

Depends. An Earl Grey I drink black, a more bland tea like Barry's or PG Tips needs something a little extra to help it along like a splash of milk. Increasingly, though, I found a pinch of "lemon salt" (instant lemon juice) to be a perfect addition to all black teas. The slight acidity marries well with the bitter notes and amplifies the clean flavour.

Is this a tailored suit or a bespoke suit? And what purposes do you see yourself using the suit for? If you are just going to buy a dull all purpose suit, I wouldn't see the point in paying the extra for something you could buy a decent version of on the high street.

The point of getting a tailored or bespoke suit is not about a quality of manufacturing but a choice of materials and style.

If all you are doing is getting the suit made to measure are you sure it is justified? Without knowing what you will be paying is it worth that over the regular store suit?

To justify a suit like that, it has to be something special.

>but they're Americans and the service there might be different, or there might better options here.

As a general rule people looking for suits from abroad get them from east Asia as a normal Joe you can afford to pay a skilled tailor for their valuable time there rather than one in America.

It depends. If you can find a decent fit by having a high street suit altered, it's not really worth the risk and hassle of ordering online. If you're a weird shape and have always struggled to find a good fit, I can wholeheartedly recommend one of the cheap MTM tailors.

If you do go for it, I'd strongly recommend paying a local seamstress to measure you up - it shouldn't be too expensive and you'll avoid the risk of cocking up your own measurements.

>paying a local seamstress to measure you up
THE DREAM

Is that foreign chap who used to post ads in Private eye still going?

As others have said, unless you're a particularly odd shape, buying off the peg then getting it fitted at a seamstress is likely a much better idea and will look exactly as good.

Even with accurate measurements to give, I don't think I'd want to rely on a suit being sent to me I've never tried on - even the worst alterations shop will at least be able to see how a suit wears on you in real life, and can adjust accordingly.

Unless you're really set on the idea of choosing your own fabrics and so on, I'd advise against it.

Whichever way you go though, I'd also recommend getting your shirts fitted too. That was a game changer for me.

>>6131
Don't really understand how anyone could "like" someone like Gavin McGinnes. He just seems like such a fuckwitted, brain wormed yank grifter cunt. How on earth you could derive any value from his "CONTENT" is beyond me.

He just seem to be a genuinely detestable, pathetic and hypocritical human being with no sense of self awareness. All those videos posted are (to use internet parlance) cringe asf mate.

Just awful yank shite. Get too fuck.

sagesagesage

>>6133

I think you linked to the wrong post lad.

>>6134
Yep. Ah well, you get the idea.

>>6132
>half a dozen XXL hoodies all of which are about 20 years old and way too big for me.
Depressingly, I now fit my old XXL hoodies rather well. They are still comfy as fuck, those gym rats can keep their lycra as far as I'm concerned.

>>6140
Once I hit my late 30s and had a bit of a mid-life crisis, I went the opposite way. The sudden realisation that I was creeping up to 22 stone and getting married, was the kick up the arse I needed to lose weight. I am at the heaviest I have been in 5 years at 16 stone, but at my lightest I was 14 and a half.

>>13208
Violife actually melts quite well though, one of the best of the vegan cheeses in that respect - in the oven you can make a decent toasted cheese sandwich and if you use the slices on a burger (Beyond Meat obvs) it makes a very good cheeseburger indeed.

I'll have a look for it, cheers.

>>27320

Well, tits. I'll wait it out. Thanks lad.

>>27318

Lol what are you doing here mate? It says up at the top "No Faggotry"

take it into a repair shop and quit shitposting

(A good day to you Sir!)

>>27318
Is this /g/'s own version of helmetlad?

>>27368

Who on earth is helmetlad?

Also, I had my laptop fixed by someone else, who replaced the motherboard.

>>27369
>>/emo/29163

There's a lot of bullshit on the UK scene right now, but slowthai is legit. You could argue that Dave is conforming to the critics, but slowthai is just too fucking weird for all that.

Oh, it's the l at the end.

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

>>8867
As a Bi-lad I am offended by women thinking that only they're allowed to be offended by men and lesbians talking about football.

>>8875
In a healthy office culture you have a balance of men and women, it stops being a problem, the men talk about football and the women talk about love island or soaps or whatever and they all banter with each other quite happily.
It becomes a problem when you have one or two women in an office full of men, and also when you have one or two men in an office full of women.
Banning people from talking about sports in the office is just sticking a plaster over the underlying problem.

>>8882

Your sexuality has to be in the LGBT community to have your opinions taken seriously.

>>8882
>It becomes a problem when you have one or two women in an office full of men, and also when you have one or two men in an office full of women.
I mean, this is just a nightmare scenario either way. I used to travel a lot doing IT work out of a bunch of different offices and the most unpleasant/dysfunctional were always one extreme or the other.

On topic, this woman is stupid and her suggestions are unhelpful. You can't stop people from talking about their hobbies, and any attempt to do so would have a profoundly negative effect on most workplaces.

He'll have to hold it with his mouth.

>>2575
Cats don't write. They have human servants for that.

My cat's stolen my pen before. I assumed he just wanted to play with it.

>>2579
Well in fact he was writing the first draft of his novel, and is now a published author.

Get some masking tape.
Cut 4 lengths each about a foot long.
Stick them to the carpet in the shape of a square.
Cat will sit in it.

>>21079

>"Allegedly" coppers are given targets for arresting a certain number of people to arrest per week

I've never bought that one, it doesn't seem to make much sense, since arresting loads of people is expensive.

>>21080

Every copper I've spoken to says that being stuck at a custody suite is the least favourite part of their job. Beat coppers have no lack of ways to skive off, most of which are far more interesting than babysitting an arsehole and filling out forms.

>>21081

The targets were brought in under Labour and scrapped under Cameron but the senior police officers loyal to Labour kept them in place anyway. I'm a Labout voter.

To clear up the issue of legality the police can do what they want internally unless instructed to the contrary. If targets are X then under labour they were instructed to have X, under Cameron they were instructed they no longer need to have X but they decided to keep it under a different name anyway.

This was big years ago, I don't know if the senior management of the popo was purged by May or Johnson and they've fixed the targets issue but I haven't heard of the targets being scrapped so I assume they're still there.

pigs

I thought it was just the Japanese doing all the crazy shit in Asia.