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>> No. 25338 Anonymous
2nd June 2017
Friday 10:09 pm
/101/25338 Terrible product/marketing photos
Nothing can so easily send me into apoplectic rage and simultaneous fits of laughter as non-nonsensical photographs in advertising and marketing. I couldn't decide where this thread belongs best as it's both irritating and entertaining at the same time.

Lidl has some brilliant examples, for instance this picture of a woman who is clearly off her tits on some research chems and is seeing hallucinations of vegetables flying around her head.
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>> No. 27820 Anonymous
21st October 2018
Sunday 1:41 am
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Although it taught me you oughtn't pelt apples at ice-skaters because that's what happened in the top image from the looks of it.
>> No. 27940 Anonymous
1st December 2018
Saturday 2:31 am
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For victims of rickets.
>> No. 28864 Anonymous
2nd August 2019
Friday 9:35 am
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I thought you were meant to be quiet in libraries.

>Don't mind me sweetie. I'll just do some pneumatic drilling next to you.
>> No. 28865 Anonymous
2nd August 2019
Friday 9:43 am
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>> No. 28866 Anonymous
2nd August 2019
Friday 9:44 am
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>This is my daddy but I'll just get on with my colouring anyway.


>> No. 28778 Anonymous
28th July 2019
Sunday 10:19 pm
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This is an odd one, but I want to try and make a positive /emo/ thread, as it relates to happiness and mental health.

Did you ladm9s have positive role models growing up? What people in your life strike you as genuinely happy and fulfilled? Is there anyone you seek to emulate?
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>> No. 28788 Anonymous
31st July 2019
Wednesday 10:35 pm
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You really kind of sound like me. I was an anxiety ridden wreck all throughout my 20s and much of my early 30s, in that what other people thought of me was cripplingly important to me and my whole live revolved around being seen as a cool or likeable lad who wasn't making an arse of himself. Now that I'm in my 40s, so many things just do not fucking matter anymore. I can truly say that in the last couple of years, I've come out the other end from a life that quite often was emotional hell. I'm cool as a cucumber about most everyday nuisances, I don't give a flying fuck what people think of me, the only thing you mustn't do is show me a lack of respect. That still gets me, when people think they're better than me or when they think they can just talk down to me and expect me to just stand there and take it. It can still get me raging mad.

But other than that, as far as finding my inner centre and inner peace is concerned, I haven't felt this serene in decades, maybe even never before in my whole life.

The one and only Biff Tannen hit the nail on the head with his over-40 song a few years ago:
>> No. 28789 Anonymous
1st August 2019
Thursday 3:19 am
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I'm a role model!
>> No. 28790 Anonymous
1st August 2019
Thursday 3:32 am
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Yeah, for drinking red wine in a shed.
>> No. 28791 Anonymous
1st August 2019
Thursday 8:20 am
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Please be my new dad.
>> No. 28799 Anonymous
1st August 2019
Thursday 9:39 pm
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What more do you need?


>> No. 63763 Ambulancelad
21st July 2019
Sunday 6:06 pm
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how the fuck does he have a cat in prison?
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>> No. 63767 Ambulancelad
21st July 2019
Sunday 8:17 pm
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suzy the slut love it in the ass
>> No. 63815 Paedofag
31st July 2019
Wednesday 7:02 pm
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i wonder if he's ever been bummed?
>> No. 63816 R4GE
31st July 2019
Wednesday 8:15 pm
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If you think about it logically, taking a shit is like getting bummed in reverse. We've all been bummed, so to speak.
>> No. 63817 Ambulancelad
31st July 2019
Wednesday 8:21 pm
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Speak for yourself m7
>> No. 63823 Crabkiller
1st August 2019
Thursday 3:09 pm
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If you've ever yo-yo'd a shit up and down your arse while waiting to get to a toilet, that's basically the same as being bummed too


>> No. 63669 Billbob
12th July 2019
Friday 7:03 am
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The future is a strange place.
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>> No. 63812 Searchfag
28th July 2019
Sunday 3:36 pm
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I want to buy your book.

>> No. 63814 Ambulancelad
28th July 2019
Sunday 6:46 pm
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>> No. 63820 Billbob
1st August 2019
Thursday 11:17 am
63820 From the Department of Grammatical Infractions

Following a report submitted to us regarding post >>63798, we can confirm that the use of the wording "I've personally" in the given context is entirely correct and appropriate. You are reminded that the contraction 'I've' is a shortened form of 'I have', therefore the poster's sentence would begin "I have personally ordered" and is grammatically correct.

Our official findings are that the aforementioned post is not in breach of correct grammatical standards.

- Christopher Blenkinsop;
Deputy Director, Department of Grammatical Infractions
(Pedantry Response Unit)
>> No. 63821 YubYub
1st August 2019
Thursday 11:44 am
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That's all incredibly astute, but surely It's not about grammar; it's about the redundancy.
>> No. 63822 Are Moaty
1st August 2019
Thursday 1:03 pm
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You will need to take that up with your employer.


>> No. 40005 Anonymous
5th December 2015
Saturday 3:15 pm
/x/40005 Music Videos to Put a Smile on your Face
It does what it says on the tin. Post music videos that you enjoy in a sexual way.
(0:40 is when it starts)

/beat/ felt like the wrong place for this
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>> No. 40714 Anonymous
23rd December 2018
Sunday 12:13 am
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There's nothing wrong with skinny girls, but booty dancing is just pointless unless you've actually got a booty.

>> No. 40715 Anonymous
23rd December 2018
Sunday 1:37 am
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Thats much better.
>> No. 40716 Anonymous
23rd December 2018
Sunday 9:28 am
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I wasn't making a value judgement of fat or skinnier women being more or less attractive in general. Just that people without arses aren't made attractive by trying to shake them.
>> No. 40812 Anonymous
1st August 2019
Thursday 9:45 am
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>> No. 40813 Anonymous
1st August 2019
Thursday 12:38 pm
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She seems like the "just pick something, The dead line is in an hour" Christopher Nolan Batman villian.


>> No. 19750 Anonymous
27th July 2019
Saturday 2:09 pm
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What's all this about Hong Kong then? I've started seeing ads asking me to pressure my MP and defend the joint-declaration.

I assume you lads will have an opinion as blocking as the roads and discouraging air-travel will no doubt reduce carbon emissions.
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>> No. 19765 Anonymous
28th July 2019
Sunday 6:35 pm
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Tut, lazy sod.
>> No. 19818 Anonymous
1st August 2019
Thursday 1:08 am
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The best way to get banned from r/communism is to ask them why the gay rights movement flourished in capitalist countries instead of communist countries.
>> No. 19820 Anonymous
1st August 2019
Thursday 9:38 am
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I'm guessing it has something to do with the apparatus of communism having little motivation to be progressive so it will generally be quite conservative in practice whereas capitalism co-opts any sort of social movement that it can use to sell things.
>> No. 19821 Anonymous
1st August 2019
Thursday 10:37 am
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>capitalism co-opts any sort of social movement that it can use to sell things
Took the words out of my mouth.
>> No. 19822 Anonymous
1st August 2019
Thursday 10:56 am
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There was a new current in advertising about ten or fifteen years ago where pretty mainstream British companies ran ads specifically directed towards the GLBTQ community for their products, which were then placed in gay and lesbian lifestyle magazines. The move was widely welcomed, but we should have no illusions about companies' progressiveness. They spotted an opportunity to gain the appreciation of a particular subset of their target audience, and they went for it.

Similarly, nowadays when companies recruit staff and it says in the ad "m/f/d", it doesn't necessarily mean that that company is falling over itself welcoming gender diversity, just that the newest fad in staff recruiting is to present yourself as a gender diverse business because it's kind of the thing to do and pay lip service to in order to attract millennials. Until the day I see a lad in a dress as a clerk in my local NatWest branch, I don't buy the sincerity of it one bit.


>> No. 8165 Anonymous
26th July 2018
Thursday 10:18 pm
/A/8165 Weed legalisation in the U.K
Inspired by the fact that we've just seen it made available for medicinal use under certain circumstances, how/when/if do you think recreational use will be legalised here? Personally I think we've still got a long way to go, it could theoretically happen tomorrow but we'd need either a libertariany type Tory prime minister or a centre-left Blairite type Labour one, neither of which seem likely in the immediate future.

Frustratingly, William Hague came out for legalisation a little while back. He was leader of the opposition when Tony Blair was prime minister and Blair was obviously at least low-key pro-weed (he even decriminalised it for a few minutes). If Hague was always win-round-able that means we could have legalised weed as early as 20 years ago, even on a free-vote in parliament, and led the English speaking world on the issue instead of trailing behind.

Do you even think it's a good idea? I'm not sure I do. Unlike alcohol, where even someone intentionally drinking as much as they can takes years to build up a proper habit, I've seen people go from never having touched the stuff to hardcore "smoke weed everyday" types in a matter of weeks. Obviously I believe in freedom, and would vote yes if we had a referendum on it but that doesn't mean I don't think there would be a few negative consequences. I'd be interested in hearing from anyone who has experience of Colorado or wherever else it's already legal.

Also there's the fact that it's already as good as legal in some places and for some people but not in/for others. This is a generally agreeable state of affairs to the authorities because it means they don't need to hunt down every fucker with a joint but at the same time have a great excuse to do anyone they want to do but hasn't actually done anything they could get done for. Personally I think this is a terrible injustice but I've met a lot of people who smoke a lot and know they will definitely never get caught who don't give a shit that someone else might be.

How would things look practically if it actually happened? Would we have special dispensaries or could I just pop to my local off-licence and ask for a pack of twenty pre-rolled joints the same way I buy cigarettes now?
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>> No. 8283 Anonymous
30th July 2019
Tuesday 6:30 am
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I can't stand the smell of the stuff.
>> No. 8284 Anonymous
30th July 2019
Tuesday 8:41 am
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It's been suggested that legalisation will actually cause a drop in users.
>> No. 8285 Anonymous
30th July 2019
Tuesday 3:16 pm
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Doubtful, too much money is being made privately. It won't happen with a tory government in charge.
>> No. 8286 Anonymous
30th July 2019
Tuesday 10:30 pm
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Pretty sure it will. Common logic is that it will cease to be "cool" but I don't think that's really the thing any more, especially amongst da yoot. It's almost a dad drug, they see it as just completely vanilla, and are interested in things like MDMA instead because that's actually drugs.

Really I think it will just be like how you don't feel the temptation to drink twenty cans every night, and if you do, people start to ask serious questions about your wellbeing; people who currently smoke all the time as a lifestyle choice will have their activities more openly questioned.

Frankly with the strength of weed we have nowadays, people are taking the piss when they say stuff like "oh I just have a smoke like you'd have a beer after work", because if we're somparing it to alcohol, smoking a bowl full of stardog or girlscout is more like necking half a bottle of tequila.
>> No. 8287 Anonymous
31st July 2019
Wednesday 7:36 pm
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>smoking a bowl full of stardog or girlscout is more like necking half a bottle of tequila.

My fiends laugh and take the piss when i 'microdose' weed.


>> No. 2548 Anonymous
9th July 2019
Tuesday 1:20 pm
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I put in a new light (light A) by daisy-chaining it to the one in the next room (light B) but it's not working properly.

When light B is turned on light A goes off. Light B by itself works ok and light A works properly when light B is off.
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>> No. 2560 Anonymous
9th July 2019
Tuesday 4:42 pm
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>> No. 2561 Anonymous
9th July 2019
Tuesday 5:01 pm
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>> No. 2572 Anonymous
29th July 2019
Monday 1:17 pm
2572 OP
Solved it now, I wired it into the to mains instead

It's a light in a little bike-shed in our porch where we have a motion sensitive light plugged into the mains. I used a junction box to wire both lights into the same plug.

The plug is fitted with a 3 amp fuse. Is that too much? Should I use a 1 amp?
>> No. 2573 Anonymous
29th July 2019
Monday 4:18 pm
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A 100w bulb only draws about 400mA, so a 1A fuse is probably the best option.
>> No. 2574 Anonymous
29th July 2019
Monday 10:38 pm
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1A fuses are hold to get hold of in the size that will fit in a plug. Most of the 1A fuses you'll find for sale will be a smaller fitting that's usually used for shaver sockets.

3A is fine. It's there to protect the wiring not the bulb itself, and you almost certainly don't have 1A wires unless you've bought some dodgy lights off a chinese ebay seller.


>> No. 3520 Anonymous
26th July 2019
Friday 5:13 pm
/map/3520 How to get across Wales in a straight line
This popped up in my youtube recommendations and for some reason it reminded me of you chaps.
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>> No. 3523 Anonymous
26th July 2019
Friday 7:47 pm
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Haha I was high and watching this the other night, would happily binge this. Within the first few minutes I think he almost gets run over. Good call avoiding the river though, the bridge was the better bet.
>> No. 3524 Anonymous
26th July 2019
Friday 8:15 pm
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Or, depending on how you want to define "country", Gibraltar. The obvious but wrong choice would be Sark, which is tiny but unfortunately part of Guernsey.

There's also that bit at the top of Norway which is pretty thin. Start at the top of the hill and you can more or less roll down to the coast.
>> No. 3525 Anonymous
26th July 2019
Friday 8:45 pm
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I don't think the bridge was the better bet. It looked dicey as fuck and if he'd gone in he'd have had no chance with his gear on.
>> No. 3526 Anonymous
26th July 2019
Friday 8:48 pm
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Sealand. Just walk across the room.
>> No. 3527 Anonymous
29th July 2019
Monday 10:14 pm
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Part Two's up:


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>> No. 428025 Anonymous
25th June 2019
Tuesday 10:52 pm
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My other half has squeezed all of the washing up liquid into a Kilner bottle.

Lads, I don't get it. I really don't get it. I mean, I gave up trying to understand women a long time ago but every now and then something happens that leaves me utterly flummoxed beyond all comprehension. Is 'WITH NOTHING TO SAY BECAUSE I AM A CUNT' still wordfiltered? I mean, she's moved it from one bottle... to another bottle. It doesn't even pour that well so you always end up using more than you intended to. I doubt anyone in the entire history of humankind has ever thought "washing up liquid in a glass bottle, nice." It's bright yellow and she also pours the cooking oil into a Kilner bottle, which she doesn't store too far away from it, so I can almost certainly guarantee at some point in the future she'll end up frying food in washing up liquid. The lid is also a faff. Just... why? Why, lads?

Can you lads please reassure me that your lasses do stupid shit like this?
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>> No. 429161 Anonymous
25th July 2019
Thursday 11:17 am
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> and dead twigs in vases

That one has stumped me too. Window space is a scarce commodity if, like me, you enjoy gardening and are into - live - plants. A dead pussy willow twig in a vase on a window sill serves no function, is a dust collector, which then needs regular attention dusting it off, and really looks kind of sad. When that space could be used for anything from newly germinated chili pepper plants at the beginning of spring to my collection of cacti in winter. A dead willow twig is dead, no manner of light through the window is going to bring it back to life, so if you inconceivably want to hold on to it anyway, why does it have to be on the window sill.


>It is a "Women, aye?" thing. So many inconsistencies and contradictions in their behavioral patterns.

And yet, they accuse us of exactly the same. Like, why we feel the need to leave dirty used socks lying around, when we could just as easily pick them up and throw them right in the hamper or washing machine on our next trip to the bathroom, kitchen, or wherever your washing machine is located. You can't argue with the little shred of logic in that idea, but who really thinks of that when we take our socks off.
>> No. 429164 Anonymous
25th July 2019
Thursday 3:18 pm
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Yup. My wife insists on "show pillows" to go on top of the normal pillows through the day. Pity absolutely no one ever is in the bedroom during the day. When we get back from work she takes them back off again. Why ffs?
>> No. 429275 Anonymous
29th July 2019
Monday 7:22 pm
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>Why ffs?

Because that one issue of Marie Claire two months ago said so.

Really all you have to do is browse those women's magazines online (I dare you), and you will see where women get all those ideas from.
>> No. 429276 Anonymous
29th July 2019
Monday 7:27 pm
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Those magazines always have the best tips.
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29th July 2019
Monday 7:45 pm
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Hard to argue with that assertion.


>> No. 5148 Anonymous
27th January 2015
Tuesday 10:24 pm
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Do you own any artwork?

There's an original Rolf Harris painting on eBay for £2.20, which I'm considering bidding on while everyone else is put off BT him being a filthy noncecase.

Look at this on eBay:
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>> No. 5483 Anonymous
10th July 2017
Monday 10:39 pm
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You really don't understand how the Internet works. Who writes themselves an article on Urban Dictionary? That's not that what's for. That's not what this website is for.
>> No. 5484 Anonymous
11th July 2017
Tuesday 6:42 am
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It seems that pornolad is now experimenting with colour.

This one appears to be David and Samantha Cameron in their younger days.
>> No. 5537 Anonymous
21st May 2018
Monday 11:01 pm
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Rather not be reminded of that peanut headed man.
>> No. 5564 Anonymous
29th July 2019
Monday 7:03 pm
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How easy would it be to have a go at creating my own artwork?

I doubt I've got the talent to do anything too intricate, but I don't see how something like this with a palette knife would be out of the realms of possibility with a little bit of practice and research.
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29th July 2019
Monday 7:06 pm
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>> No. 28777 Anonymous
27th July 2019
Saturday 1:17 am
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I think I may be becoming a workaholic. In fact, I would say it has been obvious to everyone but myself with my superiors and my partner telling me to stop working off the clock.

It's hard to really put into words but I'd say I take a good part of my identity from my work. It just feels good and right to be in the middle of some chaotic problem where I don't have time to think about anything else besides keeping moving. Now I'm coming to terms with it because the passed few Friday and Saturday nights I've felt stressed and restless with my own time. I'm finally taking some holiday time next week but I kept catching myself today thinking "oh, I should make sure everyone has my number and know they can always ask me things". The strange thing is that I still procrastinate on the boring things so my work-life is a chaotic mess of projects that take my fancy or things I do just because I'm bored.

At any rate, do any of you lads have useful wisdom on this. Should I just get a hobby so I can pretend it's work and do that all the time?
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>> No. 28780 Anonymous
29th July 2019
Monday 2:07 pm
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Imagine you've just inherited a shitload of money never to have to work for bread anymore.
Then you got sacked from your current job.
What would happen?

Sage because I can't say anything useful besides 'bugger to that kind of working regime, it sucks'.
>> No. 28781 Anonymous
29th July 2019
Monday 3:05 pm
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Fuck off to the countryside for the afternoon on Sat/Sun, no phone.
>> No. 28783 Anonymous
29th July 2019
Monday 5:42 pm
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I think feeling useful and skilled is one of the most important aspects of self esteem and general happiness. In the male psyche specifically, I think that's more likely to manifest through work; women can always use being a mother and home-maker to fulfil it.

I think that's why you tend to notice people in low-wage, dead end jobs, are the sort of people with active hobbies like being in a band on the side or aspiring to be a programmer or some such. But if you take a great pride in your actual day to day wage slavery, and it fulfils your need to feel useful and skilled, it can be hard to find ways to get away from it. You pour yourself into it because you come to see it as your purpose in life, and become addicted to the dopamine hit you get from fulfilling it.

Different people have a different capacity for work/leisure balancing. Some people are all about work and no leisure, some people are the polar opposite. Both could stand to learn a thing or two from the other, if you ask me. You're no better off working yourself to death and never stopping to enjoy life, than you are sitting on your arse the whole time and achieving nothing.

So yes. Get a hobby. Use it to wean yourself off work, and start to enjoy time spent doing things for your own sake. Make it something that feels "productive" like building model aeroplanes or whatever, something with a tangible reward for the time spent on it rather than just a time waster; like a nicotine chewing gum helps get a smoker off the fags.

Try to organise your work projects a bit too so that you don't have loose ends to worry about when you're not there.


>> No. 27138 Anonymous
25th May 2019
Saturday 6:01 pm
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How can I disable the bloody Firefox auto-update thingy?
I used to be able to do that with a bit of about:config fiddling. Since version 62-64 that seems to be ineffectual. It still nags me with idiot 'UPDATE AVAILABLE PLS INSTALL' pop-ups.
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>> No. 27154 Anonymous
26th May 2019
Sunday 8:38 pm
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What's the best way to rip my dick off?

>That's probably not a good idea mate, there'll be blood and pain and you'll probably get sectioned.

>Yeah, I think why is more important than how in this scenario. Are you OK m8?

Bloody typical, I just want to know the best way to rip my dick off but I just get patronised and insulted. Stop being smartarses and tell me how to rip my dick off.

>I dunno, maybe tie a rope around it, tie the other end to a tree, get in your car and floor it?

Jesus christ, that's really going to hurt and I'll get blood all over my upholstery, I don't want to do that. Does anyone know a clean, painless way to rip my dick off?

>> No. 27155 Anonymous
26th May 2019
Sunday 9:00 pm
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We can't give you a proper answer if we don't know the context of the question.
>> No. 27157 Anonymous
26th May 2019
Sunday 10:01 pm
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>why do the thing you are trying to do things completely differently from me why don't you just do this thing that doesn't apply to your problem.

Ah so you're the guy in charge of stack overflow threads I see.
>> No. 27158 Anonymous
26th May 2019
Sunday 10:19 pm
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Please mark as answered if this helped you. I derive self-esteem from my internet points.
>> No. 27183 Anonymous
29th July 2019
Monday 12:32 pm
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This works.
I'll fire up Wireshark on the other day just to check on the traffic for the sake of curiosity.


>> No. 2567 Anonymous
26th July 2019
Friday 12:24 pm
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I bought a knock-off electric knife sharpener and it fizzled out after 5 minutes of use.

A replacement motor is easy enough to find, but that plastic thingamabob attached to the old one is impossible to remove so I need to figure out a way to extend the shaft by a couple of inches and attach some sort of spindle to it. Any ideas?
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>> No. 2568 Anonymous
26th July 2019
Friday 12:31 pm
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Sugru is a good thing
>> No. 2569 Anonymous
29th July 2019
Monday 8:56 am
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Would it fix my sleeper? Was holding my (ex-)barn up. New shed ahoy!

When you say that plastic thingy is impossible to remove, it's probably just pushed on and can be pulled off with a bit of levering between it and the motor.
If that's too hard, and you don't need it off in one piece, then fire is, as always, the answer. Or at least heat - soften it with a hot hairdryer or paint stripper, then pull it off.
>> No. 2570 Anonymous
29th July 2019
Monday 10:28 am
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Are you rich or poor? I'm just wondering how I should categorise your plastic waste.
>> No. 2571 Anonymous
29th July 2019
Monday 11:40 am
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Why don't you spend your brain energy wondering how to solve our climate crisis!


>> No. 27176 Anonymous
26th July 2019
Friday 4:27 pm
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how to remove empty parts of these mpg files?

only the blue parts of the files were available in the torrent, the red parts are all zeroes

i can do it manually in hxden but it's a pain in the arse, is there a program that can do it automatically?
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>> No. 27178 Anonymous
27th July 2019
Saturday 4:37 pm
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That seems oddly specific. What, precisely, are you trying to achieve and to what end?
>> No. 27179 Anonymous
27th July 2019
Saturday 5:20 pm
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How is this 4chan-esque questioning style not banned?
>> No. 27180 Anonymous
27th July 2019
Saturday 5:32 pm
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That would delete legit zero bytes too, though. Instead, the program would have to look at the files generated by the torrent program in order to know what blocks got downloaded, and just delete those bits. You could also just tell the program what the torrent block size is, and then delete all-zero blocks, since it is unlikely that all-zero blocks are legit.
>> No. 27181 Anonymous
28th July 2019
Sunday 11:20 am
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>open in notepad++
>use regex to delete blocks of zeroes

(A good day to you Sir!)
>> No. 27182 Anonymous
29th July 2019
Monday 11:16 am
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it's ok now, i downloaded them from another place

they're jana model videos


>> No. 12418 Anonymous
16th July 2018
Monday 5:05 pm
/job/12418 Merchant Navy
Hi Lads, cadet from the travel-working thread here - I think the MN might be an interesting topic to discuss, especially as some other lads have questions.

I can only speak from the perspective of someone starting a cadetship, so can't contribute much, other than my agreement at the poster saying that it seems to be a good way out for someone without qualifications but a willingness to do the graft.
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>> No. 13212 Anonymous
20th July 2019
Saturday 7:41 pm
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Vigorous bumming.
>> No. 13213 Anonymous
20th July 2019
Saturday 8:57 pm
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I'd like to shadow the people in the position I'll eventually be filling IYKWIM.
>> No. 13229 Anonymous
22nd July 2019
Monday 9:10 pm
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Join the Merchant Navy they said, it's great they said, you definitely won't get held hostage by the Iranians they said.
>> No. 13230 Anonymous
28th July 2019
Sunday 9:29 pm
13230 Thanks lads!
Joined up as a result of this thread. Just got back from Afghanistan today. What an experience.
>> No. 13231 Anonymous
28th July 2019
Sunday 10:48 pm
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Landlocked Afghanistan?


>> No. 63806 Billbob
27th July 2019
Saturday 6:23 pm
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I got my mind set on you
I got my mind set on you
I got my mind set on you
I got my mind set on you

But it's gonna take money
A whole lot of spending money
It's gonna take plenty of money
To do it right, child

It's gonna take time
A whole lot of precious time
It's gonna take patience and time, um
To do it, to do it, to do it, to do it, to do it
To do it right, child

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>> No. 63807 Searchfag
27th July 2019
Saturday 11:21 pm
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oh billbob


>> ID: 870de0 No. 14903 Anonymous
20th March 2019
Wednesday 12:45 pm

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Met with this, today. Just thought I'd let someone know.
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>> ID: ca324b No. 14910 Anonymous
20th March 2019
Wednesday 8:33 pm

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If only there were some way of knowing when the certificate was about to expire ...
>> ID: d004e2 No. 14911 Anonymous
20th March 2019
Wednesday 8:35 pm

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Like I read emails.
>> ID: d233c0 No. 15003 Anonymous
27th July 2019
Saturday 7:37 pm

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No idea if this is the right thread but is there a way to get rid of this Not secure warning every time I try and get on?

It's a right pain and I have the technical capability of a GP receptionist.
>> ID: e50b50 No. 15004 Anonymous
27th July 2019
Saturday 7:38 pm

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>> ID: d233c0 No. 15005 Anonymous
27th July 2019
Saturday 7:49 pm

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Well that's fucking embarrassing.



>> No. 28764 Anonymous
23rd July 2019
Tuesday 4:48 pm
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Fuck off sun

It is 34 today, it'll be 37 on Thursday.
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>> No. 28839 Anonymous
25th July 2019
Thursday 10:59 pm
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We've been over this before. Fab lollies are for girls.
>> No. 28840 Anonymous
25th July 2019
Thursday 11:54 pm
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Marlboro fags were originally marketed to women, but I think we can agree that the branding has moved on.
>> No. 28841 Anonymous
26th July 2019
Friday 12:17 am
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Despite a risk of "severe" thunderstorms, no such thing looks to be happening. Looks like a disgustingly clammy night in store.
>> No. 28842 Anonymous
26th July 2019
Friday 12:37 am
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There's been thunder since about 8pm and it's still making grumbling rolling noises now.
>> No. 28845 Anonymous
27th July 2019
Saturday 3:29 pm
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been sweating my ass off all week welding in this heat. but 3 hours before i leave the fucking weekend rain starts again FML.


>> No. 63803 Billbob
27th July 2019
Saturday 8:36 am
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My wife left me because of my obsession with stroking pasta.

I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
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>> No. 63805 YubYub
27th July 2019
Saturday 1:10 pm
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More of a Tim Vine that one isn't it?


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