>>27819

Although it taught me you oughtn't pelt apples at ice-skaters because that's what happened in the top image from the looks of it.

For victims of rickets.

I thought you were meant to be quiet in libraries.

>Don't mind me sweetie. I'll just do some pneumatic drilling next to you.

>>28865

>This is my daddy but I'll just get on with my colouring anyway.

>>28787

You really kind of sound like me. I was an anxiety ridden wreck all throughout my 20s and much of my early 30s, in that what other people thought of me was cripplingly important to me and my whole live revolved around being seen as a cool or likeable lad who wasn't making an arse of himself. Now that I'm in my 40s, so many things just do not fucking matter anymore. I can truly say that in the last couple of years, I've come out the other end from a life that quite often was emotional hell. I'm cool as a cucumber about most everyday nuisances, I don't give a flying fuck what people think of me, the only thing you mustn't do is show me a lack of respect. That still gets me, when people think they're better than me or when they think they can just talk down to me and expect me to just stand there and take it. It can still get me raging mad.

But other than that, as far as finding my inner centre and inner peace is concerned, I haven't felt this serene in decades, maybe even never before in my whole life.


The one and only Biff Tannen hit the nail on the head with his over-40 song a few years ago:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-t2PDrqPCc

I'm a role model!

>>28789

Yeah, for drinking red wine in a shed.

>>28789
Please be my new dad.

>>28790
What more do you need?

>>63766

suzy the slut love it in the ass

i wonder if he's ever been bummed?

>>63815
If you think about it logically, taking a shit is like getting bummed in reverse. We've all been bummed, so to speak.

>>63816
Speak for yourself m7

>>63816

If you've ever yo-yo'd a shit up and down your arse while waiting to get to a toilet, that's basically the same as being bummed too

>>63699
I want to buy your book.

>>63703
POTY

>>63812


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUaCo_bPePw

>>63799

Following a report submitted to us regarding britfa.gs post >>63798, we can confirm that the use of the wording "I've personally" in the given context is entirely correct and appropriate. You are reminded that the contraction 'I've' is a shortened form of 'I have', therefore the poster's sentence would begin "I have personally ordered" and is grammatically correct.

Our official findings are that the aforementioned post is not in breach of correct grammatical standards.

- Christopher Blenkinsop;
Deputy Director, Department of Grammatical Infractions
(Pedantry Response Unit)

>>63820
That's all incredibly astute, but surely It's not about grammar; it's about the redundancy.

>>63821
You will need to take that up with your employer.

>>40713

There's nothing wrong with skinny girls, but booty dancing is just pointless unless you've actually got a booty.

>>40714
Thats much better.

>>40713
I wasn't making a value judgement of fat or skinnier women being more or less attractive in general. Just that people without arses aren't made attractive by trying to shake them.

>>40812

She seems like the "just pick something, The dead line is in an hour" Christopher Nolan Batman villian.

>>19764
Tut, lazy sod.

>>19761
The best way to get banned from r/communism is to ask them why the gay rights movement flourished in capitalist countries instead of communist countries.

>>19818
I'm guessing it has something to do with the apparatus of communism having little motivation to be progressive so it will generally be quite conservative in practice whereas capitalism co-opts any sort of social movement that it can use to sell things.

>>19820
>capitalism co-opts any sort of social movement that it can use to sell things
Took the words out of my mouth.

>>19821

There was a new current in advertising about ten or fifteen years ago where pretty mainstream British companies ran ads specifically directed towards the GLBTQ community for their products, which were then placed in gay and lesbian lifestyle magazines. The move was widely welcomed, but we should have no illusions about companies' progressiveness. They spotted an opportunity to gain the appreciation of a particular subset of their target audience, and they went for it.

Similarly, nowadays when companies recruit staff and it says in the ad "m/f/d", it doesn't necessarily mean that that company is falling over itself welcoming gender diversity, just that the newest fad in staff recruiting is to present yourself as a gender diverse business because it's kind of the thing to do and pay lip service to in order to attract millennials. Until the day I see a lad in a dress as a clerk in my local NatWest branch, I don't buy the sincerity of it one bit.

I can't stand the smell of the stuff.

>>8283
It's been suggested that legalisation will actually cause a drop in users.

>>8282
Doubtful, too much money is being made privately. It won't happen with a tory government in charge.

>>8284

Pretty sure it will. Common logic is that it will cease to be "cool" but I don't think that's really the thing any more, especially amongst da yoot. It's almost a dad drug, they see it as just completely vanilla, and are interested in things like MDMA instead because that's actually drugs.

Really I think it will just be like how you don't feel the temptation to drink twenty cans every night, and if you do, people start to ask serious questions about your wellbeing; people who currently smoke all the time as a lifestyle choice will have their activities more openly questioned.

Frankly with the strength of weed we have nowadays, people are taking the piss when they say stuff like "oh I just have a smoke like you'd have a beer after work", because if we're somparing it to alcohol, smoking a bowl full of stardog or girlscout is more like necking half a bottle of tequila.

>>8286
>smoking a bowl full of stardog or girlscout is more like necking half a bottle of tequila.

My fiends laugh and take the piss when i 'microdose' weed.

>>2559

lies

>>2560

Sorry.

Solved it now, I wired it into the to mains instead

It's a light in a little bike-shed in our porch where we have a motion sensitive light plugged into the mains. I used a junction box to wire both lights into the same plug.

The plug is fitted with a 3 amp fuse. Is that too much? Should I use a 1 amp?

>>2572

A 100w bulb only draws about 400mA, so a 1A fuse is probably the best option.

1A fuses are hold to get hold of in the size that will fit in a plug. Most of the 1A fuses you'll find for sale will be a smaller fitting that's usually used for shaver sockets.

3A is fine. It's there to protect the wiring not the bulb itself, and you almost certainly don't have 1A wires unless you've bought some dodgy lights off a chinese ebay seller.

Haha I was high and watching this the other night, would happily binge this. Within the first few minutes I think he almost gets run over. Good call avoiding the river though, the bridge was the better bet.

>>3522
Or, depending on how you want to define "country", Gibraltar. The obvious but wrong choice would be Sark, which is tiny but unfortunately part of Guernsey.

There's also that bit at the top of Norway which is pretty thin. Start at the top of the hill and you can more or less roll down to the coast.

>>3523
I don't think the bridge was the better bet. It looked dicey as fuck and if he'd gone in he'd have had no chance with his gear on.

>>3522>>3524

Sealand. Just walk across the room.

Part Two's up:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuRgrhJemQM

>>429116

> and dead twigs in vases

That one has stumped me too. Window space is a scarce commodity if, like me, you enjoy gardening and are into - live - plants. A dead pussy willow twig in a vase on a window sill serves no function, is a dust collector, which then needs regular attention dusting it off, and really looks kind of sad. When that space could be used for anything from newly germinated chili pepper plants at the beginning of spring to my collection of cacti in winter. A dead willow twig is dead, no manner of light through the window is going to bring it back to life, so if you inconceivably want to hold on to it anyway, why does it have to be on the window sill.


>>429120

>It is a "Women, aye?" thing. So many inconsistencies and contradictions in their behavioral patterns.

And yet, they accuse us of exactly the same. Like, why we feel the need to leave dirty used socks lying around, when we could just as easily pick them up and throw them right in the hamper or washing machine on our next trip to the bathroom, kitchen, or wherever your washing machine is located. You can't argue with the little shred of logic in that idea, but who really thinks of that when we take our socks off.

>>429095>>28824
Yup. My wife insists on "show pillows" to go on top of the normal pillows through the day. Pity absolutely no one ever is in the bedroom during the day. When we get back from work she takes them back off again. Why ffs?

>>429164

>Why ffs?

Because that one issue of Marie Claire two months ago said so.

Really all you have to do is browse those women's magazines online (I dare you), and you will see where women get all those ideas from.

>>429275
Those magazines always have the best tips.

>>429276

>IT'S MAD

Hard to argue with that assertion.

>>5482
You really don't understand how the Internet works. Who writes themselves an article on Urban Dictionary? That's not that what's for. That's not what this website is for.

It seems that pornolad is now experimenting with colour.

This one appears to be David and Samantha Cameron in their younger days.

>>5484
Rather not be reminded of that peanut headed man.

How easy would it be to have a go at creating my own artwork?

I doubt I've got the talent to do anything too intricate, but I don't see how something like this with a palette knife would be out of the realms of possibility with a little bit of practice and research.

>>5564

Imagine you've just inherited a shitload of money never to have to work for bread anymore.
Then you got sacked from your current job.
What would happen?

Sage because I can't say anything useful besides 'bugger to that kind of working regime, it sucks'.

Fuck off to the countryside for the afternoon on Sat/Sun, no phone.

I think feeling useful and skilled is one of the most important aspects of self esteem and general happiness. In the male psyche specifically, I think that's more likely to manifest through work; women can always use being a mother and home-maker to fulfil it.

I think that's why you tend to notice people in low-wage, dead end jobs, are the sort of people with active hobbies like being in a band on the side or aspiring to be a programmer or some such. But if you take a great pride in your actual day to day wage slavery, and it fulfils your need to feel useful and skilled, it can be hard to find ways to get away from it. You pour yourself into it because you come to see it as your purpose in life, and become addicted to the dopamine hit you get from fulfilling it.

Different people have a different capacity for work/leisure balancing. Some people are all about work and no leisure, some people are the polar opposite. Both could stand to learn a thing or two from the other, if you ask me. You're no better off working yourself to death and never stopping to enjoy life, than you are sitting on your arse the whole time and achieving nothing.

So yes. Get a hobby. Use it to wean yourself off work, and start to enjoy time spent doing things for your own sake. Make it something that feels "productive" like building model aeroplanes or whatever, something with a tangible reward for the time spent on it rather than just a time waster; like a nicotine chewing gum helps get a smoker off the fags.

Try to organise your work projects a bit too so that you don't have loose ends to worry about when you're not there.

>>27153

What's the best way to rip my dick off?

>That's probably not a good idea mate, there'll be blood and pain and you'll probably get sectioned.

>Yeah, I think why is more important than how in this scenario. Are you OK m8?

Bloody typical, I just want to know the best way to rip my dick off but I just get patronised and insulted. Stop being smartarses and tell me how to rip my dick off.

>I dunno, maybe tie a rope around it, tie the other end to a tree, get in your car and floor it?

Jesus christ, that's really going to hurt and I'll get blood all over my upholstery, I don't want to do that. Does anyone know a clean, painless way to rip my dick off?

>🅻🅸🆃🅴🆁🅰🅻🅻🆈 🅴🆅🅴🆁🆈 🆃🅴🅲🅷 🆂🆄🅿🅿🅾🆁🆃 🆃🅷🆁🅴🅰🅳

>>27153
We can't give you a proper answer if we don't know the context of the question.

http://xyproblem.info/

>>27154

>why do the thing you are trying to do things completely differently from me why don't you just do this thing that doesn't apply to your problem.

Ah so you're the guy in charge of stack overflow threads I see.

>>27157
Please mark as answered if this helped you. I derive self-esteem from my internet points.

>>27139
This works.
I'll fire up Wireshark on the other day just to check on the traffic for the sake of curiosity.

Sugru is a good thing

>>2568
Would it fix my sleeper? Was holding my (ex-)barn up. New shed ahoy!

When you say that plastic thingy is impossible to remove, it's probably just pushed on and can be pulled off with a bit of levering between it and the motor.
If that's too hard, and you don't need it off in one piece, then fire is, as always, the answer. Or at least heat - soften it with a hot hairdryer or paint stripper, then pull it off.

>>2567
Are you rich or poor? I'm just wondering how I should categorise your plastic waste.

>>2570
Why don't you spend your brain energy wondering how to solve our climate crisis!

>>27176
That seems oddly specific. What, precisely, are you trying to achieve and to what end?

How is this 4chan-esque questioning style not banned?

>>27177

That would delete legit zero bytes too, though. Instead, the program would have to look at the files generated by the torrent program in order to know what blocks got downloaded, and just delete those bits. You could also just tell the program what the torrent block size is, and then delete all-zero blocks, since it is unlikely that all-zero blocks are legit.

>open in notepad++
>use regex to delete blocks of zeroes

(A good day to you Sir!)

it's ok now, i downloaded them from another place

they're jana model videos

>>13210
Vigorous bumming.

>>13212
I'd like to shadow the people in the position I'll eventually be filling IYKWIM.

Join the Merchant Navy they said, it's great they said, you definitely won't get held hostage by the Iranians they said.

Joined up as a result of this thread. Just got back from Afghanistan today. What an experience.

>>13230
Landlocked Afghanistan?

>>63806
oh billbob

If only there were some way of knowing when the certificate was about to expire ...

>>14910
Like I read emails.

No idea if this is the right thread but is there a way to get rid of this Not secure warning every time I try and get on?

It's a right pain and I have the technical capability of a GP receptionist.

>>15003
https://britfa.gs/*/

>>15004

Well that's fucking embarrassing.

Thanks.

>>28838
We've been over this before. Fab lollies are for girls.

>>28839

Marlboro fags were originally marketed to women, but I think we can agree that the branding has moved on.

Despite a risk of "severe" thunderstorms, no such thing looks to be happening. Looks like a disgustingly clammy night in store.

>>28841
There's been thunder since about 8pm and it's still making grumbling rolling noises now.

been sweating my ass off all week welding in this heat. but 3 hours before i leave the fucking weekend rain starts again FML.

More of a Tim Vine that one isn't it?