>>22385
Duuuh nuuuh nuh - duhnuhnuhnuhnuh, nuhnuhnuh

>>22386
Mah nà mah nà, di-dee bi-dee-di.

So we're just letting the Irish post here now?

did he really believe trump was trying to kill him? i really couldn't pay attention to him anymore with all his anti trump shite.

(A good day to you Sir!)

>>22344
Danny Dyer's let himself go.

>>421447
In Russian, the country is called Германия, but its citizens are called немцы. Германцы, on the other hand, refers to Germanic tribes.

>>421529
Жуст ми? Хау дысаппойнтинг...

майт аз велл вен - cпурдо спадре ЕбИН хД

оу. этот тред еще жив.
Привет Вам из Киева.

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omg. This thread is still alive.
Greetings from Kiev.

>>423644
>Киева

Київa, конечно? КАТЦАП ОБНАРУЖИЛ))))))))))))

>>423654
Ah damnit, I forgot to use the accusative case. I really am terrible at languages.

>>423610
Did they teach you how to catch them though? You can hardly expect to skin them if you can't catch them.

>>423611

Not him but they never taught me anything remotely useful in cubs. I got hit by a firework the leader bloke set up wrong and got a cool scar on my arm, though.

Never bothered with scouts but I think they taught how to trap.

It's not hard to catch a rabbit, mind. You can basically shout at one until it dies of shock.

>>423612
It depends entirely on the group; there's a lot of pot luck. My son went to Scouts last night and he did ironing, cooking and washing up. Then again, they have done things like potholing, rock climbing and steering a narrow boat so it's swings and roundabouts.

>>423611
No, original poster here.
One of the leaders turned up with a dead rabbit. Don't know how he got it. The only thing that I actually learned from the shouting movement was how to masturbate and put up a tent.

>>423543
I don't really have problems with reconciling my or whoever else's place in the world. More so if it's war, of which my granddad told never to glorify one unless there's profit to be made.
I just feel inadequate, incompetent and infantile, and probably am.
Possibly lack of self-love and low levels of self-respect and that I was never taught about these things.

We don't have any, my genuinely autistic father and just plain anti-social mother have very negative outlooks when it comes to other people in general and for various reasons have very distant relationships with even their close relatives, leaving little chance for me to form any of my own. They are also seperated from one another, in case you had any idyllic images in your mind of their sneering being overcome with a love for one another.

>>423500

Granpa died with a rap sheet as big, bloody and varied as a copy of the Old Testament.

Pa was a closet homo, he married just to avoid social stigma. His HD was full of gay and pedo porn. I have some suspect that he was involved in some saville-style activities in his young age (both as giver and taker). May he burn slowly in Hell.

So, where do I start from?

>>423529
What did you granddad do?

>>423540
He was in the Wu Tang Clan

>>423542
You poor thing.

>>84520
Could you learn how plurals work in English?

I'd vote for Tom Watson.

>>84789
I think I'd vote for Gove given that speech. Fucking hell.

>>84790
Gove is also excellent here. One trip over the numbers but otherwise very good.

>>84790

Pob has got some serious Big Dick Energy today.

Then what?

What a bunch of twats. This is what they're arguing about? Do they have any fucking clue what's happening?

>>62467
Nobody does.

I preferred it when BREXIT was about comparing Theresa May's and Nicola sturgeon's legs.

>>62467
This is from a month ago.

>>27892
>Think about what you can do now

This. It's largely down to your mindset. Instead of seeing only problems you need to start seeing solutions and not give up at first setback.

I just tried emailing an address that was within their latest email but I was told it doesn't exist. I'm confused. I can't go to the local Citizens Advice because Mum's having an affair with the man who works there. I hate this shit.

>>27896
You should probably just move to somewhere less stressful to live, like Scotland or something.

>>27896
Go to the next nearest CAB, maybe?

>>27898
Yeah, I know, I did once but they were too busy. I'm just being a bum.

>>17376

So a fourth seemed appropriate?

>>17379
How do you get four? We have two on /pol/ and this one on /news/. If you add one and two together you get three, not four.

>>17380

Okay.

So a third seemed appropriate?

>>17378
The eyes to the right, two.
The nose to the left, one.

Sounds like we need to get this one to max-fax pretty sharpish.

>>17381
I never said the additional threads were appropriate.

>>62457
fucking hell

>>5941
What features does a 'hybrid smartwatch' have?

Their website isn't very helpful.

>>5944

Hmm, strangely resistible. I really ought to be the target market for smart watches, but I think I'll stick to clockwork and ignoring emails.

>>5943
Got home to order it and they are already all gone. Fucks sake.

>>5947
If it makes you feel any better, I just learned from today's episode of Couples Come Dine With Me that skagen is just the Swedish words for shrimps. A pretty awful name for a watch brand frankly.

Makes me even happier I picked the Bering, you never know when you're going to bump into a Swede who's longing for an excuse to sneer at lesser beings for their gauche fashion sense.

>>423532

And he'll either straight up tell the flatmate it was OP wot dobbed him in, or he'll figure it out anyway, and resume his midnight hoovering to spite him.

>>423533
It'll be a 50/50 chance, so if he isn't told he can assume it's one of the other two.

Also, it's worth checking the exact wording of the tenancy agreement for this. Mine prohibits running a business, which would not prevent me forming a company to work as a contactor, but would prevent me from selling cheese on the internet, through a company or not.

>>423534
> but would prevent me from selling cheese on the internet
I bet you could get away with it, if you did it caerphilly!

>>423531

>>/101/13744

Just chiming in to say, your flatmate is a cunt. Have you considered cutting your losses and moving into a studio flat? Otherwise, maybe you could do an intervention with the other flatmates and explain to this manchild, why his idiosyncratic bad habits are not wanted. You'd think he'd change his ways, but I wouldn't hold your breath. What do your other flatmates think about him? Or are they just used to it by now?

>>423535
Get your coat.

>"Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans" were inspired by the Harry Potter book series and featured intentionally gruesome flavors such as "Vomit", "Earwax", "Skunk Spray", and "Rotten Egg". A similar product dubbed "BeanBoozled" pairs lookalike "normal" flavors with weird flavors, such as "Peach" and "Barf".[26][27]

Apparently inspired by Harry Potter, today I learned, interesting. It's one of those sweets though where you feel generally grim after consumption of a whole pack because you can never have five.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jelly_Belly#Jelly_beans

There were always shit favoured jelly beans. The worst type of sweet, by far, was those red hot cinnamon ones. I've no idea why they were ever a thing.

>>12948
It's probably because someone invented cinammon, then someone else lied to him for a laugh and pretend to like the taste, so of course he assumed a bean-based version of the same flavour would be welcomed.

>>12948

Yanks fucking love cinnamon. No idea why.

>>12950

Cinnamon?

Agreed
If you could replace it with this one mods >>24099, that would be much better.

>>40723
Yes quite agreed. Also lets' ban the brown sugar thread too. Fuck people who look different. right? Or is for some reason hating on ginger people more allowed and less "racist" (not that the word means anything nowadays) than hating on blacks?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Well?

>>40726

Well, you should only permit yourself to be sexually excited by women with saggy tits, because otherwise its racist innit.

I also agree with deleting the image.

>>40723
I don't see why they should, it's one of the few honest 'guilty-woulds' in this thread.

>>62446
Every company, no matter how small, is required by law to prominently display such a statement on its website.

>>62449

Only businesses with an annual turnover of more than £36m are required to comply with Section 54 of the Modern Slavery Act.

>>62449

I'm a different poster but...

>>62449
3.1 Any organisation in any part of a group structure will be required to comply with the provision and
produce a statement if they:
• are a body corporate or a partnership (described as an “organisation” in this document), wherever
incorporated;
• carry on a business, or part of a business, in the UK;
• supply goods or services; and
• have an annual turnover of £36m or more.

>>62452
that last bit's important

Low reps are for wimps. High reps are what the real tough guys do.

A 5 rep set is all over in a few seconds. A 30 rep squat or 20 rep deadlift is a whole other kind of beast. Your muscles will be set on fire and you'll be breathing like a horse at the end of the set. It's the difference between a little scuffle in the street and going a whole round in the ring taking pounding after pounding.

>>4745

I changed my routine to try this following your post - I felt more knackered than I usually do and I reckon you're probably onto something, mate.

What sources are you looking at to suggest the higher repetitions are preferable to less repetitions at a higher weight? I'm curious about the studies you're talking about.

This is what happens to you after training heavy for years.

>>4748

Well, that and taking more gear than the entire East German Olympic team.

>>24172
Happy New Year, mate.

>>24172

Don't believe me? It's all in the numbers.

>>24172
Happy Q year you mad bastard

>>24174
Do you have a single fact to back that up?

>>24174
Also fuck you with a plasma rifle, I now want to re-play DX.

Bet it was just a bit fat wood pigeon, all fluffed up because of the cold.

>>17307
You ain't fooling us with that old chestnut. It'll be the front page of the Mail for you tomorrow 'PUSHIN' HIS LUCK: CANAL ENTHUSIAST BLOCKING ASYLUM SEEKER DEPORTATIONS'.

Whack some lasers on it! I can't believe the Drone Troll hasn't thought of this yet. The real world effectiveness would likely be quite limited, but ire would be immense.

>>17349
That would just allow people to see exactly where the drone was in the sky.

>>17350
Now you tell me.

I'm no physicist but I really can't help but think they're willing dark matter/energy into existence because it would make their sums easier to do.

21st century phlogiston m8

>>4562
You just made me remember this, always worth a chuckle. We can't get banned for memes nobody under 20 has ever heard of, right?

Anyway, the comparison to phlogiston is a tad misleading. Phlogiston was considered common knowledge, the only accepted explanation by a consensus of chemists. Dark matter is only one hypothesis for observed behaviours (measurements of which have also faced criticism) and is treated as such. There are certainly other candidates for it, including some reworking of Newtonian physics beyond special relativity. Physicists are not in a position to be authoritative when the theoretical value for the Cosmological constant is still off by over 100 orders of magnitude...

Cosmologists on suicide watch.

Websleuths are on their fifth thread about it, closing the first four after about 55 pages. They seem to be censoring anyone saying Jayme might have done it though. I don't know how a 13-year-old could be such a ninja at hiding if she did.

>>16137

They did make a song about her.

>>16139

The door was kicked in. She probably wouldn't kick the door in herself, to fake evidence, before scarpering. The police arrived four minutes after the 911 call.

There was a case where Joseph Edward Duncan III broke into a house, killed the mother, father and older brother, and made off with the two youngest kids.

Found alive and the press conference begins in half an hour.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWE0Ecnlqug

>>4705

Or he's finally got the help that he so clearly needs.

>>4705

He's on twitter. He's disabled it repeatedly, so google doesn't find it very easily.

https://twitter.com/W2WE17

>>4705

He first went very quiet in the run up to his court case, which got thrown out. I seem to remember him saying his solicitor told him to shut up and thought maybe Brian continued seeing that as good advice thereafter.

>>4670
> In my experience they just handcuff you to a wheely bin and kick the fuck out of you.

Paddington Green mob?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzGe1fxhcic