Pilot wave theory; thanks for posting this. It's helped me feel intelligent despite not actually knowing what quatum means.

>>14929
The mod didn't leave a report reason, unfortunately. He'll be along, hopefully. Your patronage is important to us. Please hold.

>>14929
Ah, now I see. Do you remember now? Promise to have a word with yourself and i'll remove it for you.

>>14931
Oh, the feet. I do like the word, though.

I'm apparently permabanned for this post (now deleted): http://britfa.gs/spo/res/4917.html#8824

Does something really count as spam if you only post it once? I had no idea ten lines of ASCII was such a mortal sin. /spo/ is on life support anyway, nobody seems to have discussed the footy at all in my absence despite a truly remarkable couple of weeks. Anyway lesson learned, won't happen again etc.

>>14965
You did a very convincing "random foreign shitposter" act.

>>19306
>Comcast, Time Warner Cable, Verizon, and AT&T have all refused to hook their data centers up to Netflix's servers without payment from the video streaming service.
There are two ways to get your network hooked up to another. This arrangement of getting direct links to exchange traffic is called peering. The other network agrees to carry your traffic in return for you carrying theirs. The other way to do it is transit, where you pay the other network to carry your traffic. Comcast basically demanded an arrangement where they got to act like peers but Netflix still paid for transit. Throw in that Comcast owns NBC and Hulu and the motivations become a little clearer. An awful lot of backsliding on the internet has come about from consolidation between comms and media, and the inherent conflicts of interest that come with it.

>>19307

The argument was that peering with Netflix isn't a traditional peering arrangement, because the traffic flow is effectively unidirectional. They're not joining up two networks for their mutual benefit, they're building an express lane for a massive data hog. We can debate the merits of that argument, but it isn't prima facie wrong.

>>19311
>They're not joining up two networks for their mutual benefit
How is it not to Comcast's benefit to provide their customers with a better connection to a service that evidently a significant number of them make significant use of?

>>19315
They don't give a shit about their customers.

>>19315
>>19317
In many places in Seppoland, there is only one broadband provider; they often use litigation to enforce their monopoly.

https://www.theverge.com/2018/9/24/17882842/us-internet-broadband-map-isp-fcc-wireless-competition

>>426874
Katoey, you say?

>>426873

I know... if it walks like a bloke, and talks like a bloke...

>>426874

Isn't that just a flowery way of saying tranny. It still identifies them as other. When I assume a lot of them want to be card carrying women.

>>426876

Aye but my saying is if it looks like a woman, I'm going to fuck them.

>>426878

Had an utterly filthy sex dream about a long-time friend who I've never considered very attractive. She's not an uggo or anything, she's just never really caught my eye. But obviously now I've had this dream I definitely want to shag her, just in case she's as rampant as she was in the dream.

I wouldn't call it a 'weird' dream but quite a vivid one where I was shouting at a load of familiar people how I was so sick of being lonely, seen as stupid and useless and subhuman. They seemed taken aback but that was all. Then I woke up.

2000 posts and 6 years, lads. Crikey. Time for a new thread, should anyone feel like sharing the minutiae of their sub-conscious they can have the honour of making it.

I had a dream that I was part of a small village, we were building this amazing, intricate building, interwoven with stories and thoughts from our deepest subconscious. All the townsfolk were proud of the building, and how it took years to construct. Whenever people visited, they were impressed with the quality and longevity of the work.

Then some cunt came over, barred the doors and set it on fire.

I wonder what it means?

>>426834
MODS = SODS.

dunno but the US just broke the Vienna Convention

>>19308
He's white so he almost certainly did what he's accused of. It's mainly black and East Asian faces it fails on.

>>28497

Simon Amstell is the only thing in that clip that doesn't seem like contrived insanity.

I don't even know where to begin deconstructing what's wrong with bringing along 4 mute motionless Japanese people along to an interview.

>>28499
They do move a bit and I bet they're not really mute.

>>28500

Well you certainly put me in my place.

>>28501
Might not even be Japanese either!

>>28502

Well they say they are are. Now you are just presupposing dishonesty in Gwen.

>>28436

OP here again, thought I'd check up on this to see if there was anything new.

You've probably got the most relevant outlook to me here, dunno if I made myself clear but I don't really watch porn all the time, in fact I end up wanking a lot due to what you said, wanking while chatting to lads and lasses.

There's some good news though, since this thread I've been exhibiting a lot of control. The other night I got it over with in about 15 - 20 minutes after a week of not even doing it, without becoming an overstimulated mess. I've been controlling it a lot better after the gym too.

On that note as well, haven't really bothered chatting to anymore to get off because it tends to be a black hole for me where I just wanna keep going. Gonna keep on with how I've been doing.

I wank 5 times a day and have a one terabyte porn collection. I want to abstain from porn and only wank using my imagination when I'm legitimately horny like I did in the good old days before the internet. How do you tell the difference between wanting to have a wank to relieve boredom and when you're legitimately horny?

>>28482

I think there's a lot to be said for a week of cold turkey and seeing how you feel.

>>28482

I think you have to relearn the difference between that mate.

>>28482
>have a one terabyte porn collection
Weak shit my dude and this is after a significant recent prune. But I see myself as more of a "curator" than some fevered wank-addict.

>>426539

>roughly the same sort of person who shares Bake Off memes on Facebook.

I always thought the fan base of Eurovision was mainly poofs. Or do gays do that as well these days?

Yesterday you lads had me to throw away a tenner on this and the picture of Greta eating hummus wrong influenced me into eating some myself before bed which, in turn, led to heartburn and a poorly tummy for most of the day.

Is this all part of your masterplan?

>>426523
What's it like living in a world without campy fun?

>>426548

Is this all part of your masterplan?

Of course. DEATH TO THE INFIDELS!! FEED THEM SLIGHTLY UNHEALTHY AMOUNTS OF HUMMUS!!

Did we win?

>>426808
No

>>426784

>YoMi'kmaqki

Quality wordfilter, mods. I meant to say "yoshi aki".

>>426785

I have no clue what either of that means, or why it would even necessitate a word filter.

>>426784
Speak English.

>>426785
You missed the space between the two words, forming another word in the middle of them.

>>426795

I'm just going to type Mi'kmaq to confirm to myself I've worked that out correctly.

I need to stop doing deep-dives into bigoted teen eskimo Tweeter. Shit's too retarded.

>>28565

I'm learning to be obsequious in Mandarin. It probably won't save me from the forced labour camps, but it might earn me an extra bowl of rice while I'm there.

>他做到了！ 杀死叛徒！

>>28567
You turncoat bastard, I'll have your hide before I take their rice!

>>28567
我的气垫船装满了鳗鱼

The cyclist today who saw an older lady crossing the road at a t-junction and approached it at near full speed, purposefully moving so his path was aligned with hers so he could go 'Watch it!' before cycling straight out of the junction and nearly being sidelined by a taxi with right of way.

I am a huge, huge fan of getting more people to cycle but some London cyclists can be a little bellicose at times and misunderstand their commute to work for the first stage of the Tour De France.

>>63284

I think part of reaching a truly mature understanding of politics and the impact of sensitive, controversial, and divisive subjects like race, is reaching an understanding of why and how otherwise decent people can come to hold beliefs you find abhorrent. my younger self, and it seems in similar way you, would have found it irreconcilable to think that people with opposing beliefs to my own might have an equally valid position, but morality is entirely relative.

i think i reached a kind of self-discovery during a debate about cultural imperialism. would it be wrong of the west to intervene in a country such as saudi arabia, where a great many things we would see as human rights abuses are just part of daily life? the present day mainstream western aversion to race issues can be perceived as nothing more than a wish to stuff the issue in the back of a cupboard, out of sight and out of mind; and like white people always have done, we feel like we have the right and the duty to impose our way of thinking on everyone.

i'm not saying you should have let your uncle be racist, but i reckon you might find it easier to interpret and navigate those situations if you give some consideration to how the mind of a racist works, without the presupposition that they are indeed just a nasty old racist. i've spent time with many people of different ethnic persuasions over the years, thanks to working in places full of asians or living in areas of high immigration- and the one thing they all seem to have in common is a much less precocious attitude about race than your average middle class white person, who is terrified that they might one day do or say something that could be seen that way, and expresses shock or concern on other people's behalf.

i'm not sure where i was going with this so i'm saging.

What's with all the lengthy shitposting on this board lately? How am I supposed to show my badass genius in response to such diatribes?

>>63286
We have always encouraged a better class of verbose, grammatical, polite shitpost. It's our raison d'etre.

>>63287
FUCK OFF CLEANPOST

>>63284


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RovF1zsDoeM

>>13123

Just so we're clear, you're not talking about a fruit n' nut chocolate bar?

>>13123
I fucking hate the word "candy". I can't help but hear it in a comically exaggerated American accent in my head.

>>13123
This sounds like the build up to someone going postal.

>>13124
Raisins with my chocolate, it's healthy and a snack. What's wrong with that.

just fruit and nuts crushed into a bar

>>13126
I just hate people using me as an excuse to do something. If they want to eat the biscuits just eat them. I hate this pretence that somebody doing something normal has 'forced' them or the whole thing where I bring in a breakfast roll and they pretend that they are fighting an inner battle not to go get one when we all know they will.

There's a woman who constantly takes up about a fifth of the fridge because she'll bring in a massive bag for life full of food to sustain her during the three days per week she actually works. For some reason, I'm assuming because she's elderly and has been here longer than anyone else, most people see this as one of the 'cute' things she does.

>>22730
It's not the worst offender, but it does have its fair share of orange and teal going on.

>>22731
It's not "orange and teal" it's just grey. It looks like my telly's knackered.

Dunno' lads, this show seems a bit shit, the tone's all over the shop. I might just watch A Touch of Frost again.

A fuckin' kddie just robbed the shoes off a lynched drug dealer, Robocop isn't this OTT.

>>22732
That's the "teal" half of the equation. Evidently there isn't much sunshine on the Central Police patch. Lots of the indoor scenes have a red-orange look to them, as do the night scenes (understandable with sodium lighting).

Not really a proper spoiler, but in later series we see inside the Deputy Chief Constable's office, and it's heavy on wooden panelling. Very orangey.

Finally reached the end of series 5. Turns out I'd pegged the "who" very early on even before the massive hint that she'd been a defence solicitor previously. I've already got my suspicions about the sequel hook. If the "fourth Dot" is the PCC or the DCC I'll be somewhat disappointed.

>>7954

The more you watch it the better you get at following the puck. Better quality streams help:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjDuVdyRHEXEmeCpWaLkF_g/live

Unbeaten, top of the league, bloody brilliant. Home game against Sheffield Steeldogs next Sunday, going to be rowdy no doubt.

Britain made it through to the IIHF world championship for the first time since 1994. We're playing Germany tomorrow at 15:15.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/ice-hockey/47308076

It's coming home, it's coming home, it's coming- hockey's coming home.

>>7954
It's one of those sports (like cricket) that you can't really deeply comprehend unless you have been physically present in a stadium and understood how fast, distant, difficult the shots are.

A single day at Lords will completely change your view of Test Match Special on Radio 4, as you'll have a deep understanding of what they're describing - I think it's the same with hockey and basketball on video, you don't really understand or appreciate what is going on until you've seen the entire picture in person.

Hockey is easier to understand on TV, as they actually explain what a power play is if you're new to the rules and you get to see the same replay the ref sees during call challenges.

I regularly go watch EIHL games and I'm a Glasgow Clan fan. The British team is managed by our manager, Pete Russel.

>>22627
It’s a parody film, so you need to have at least a passing familiarity with the source material to get it.

It was like a really, really, really boring version of Crank.

>>22636

I remember being disapointed when I watched it. Is it just that the acting is awful, or is it just bad writing? It reminded me of pre turn of the millenium videogame with a bad translation for all the wrong reasons.

>>22637
My main issues with it were too much shaky cam and the violence being so repetitive that you disengage and lose interest. It did suffer from poor writing, as the film dragged and there was very little reason to care about Henry, his backstory and his quest to uncover the truth/seek vengeance.

Just rewatched Letterkenny.

It's one of the only shows that makes me consistently laugh out loud. Some of the cultural references and slang take a while to get (or you need to look them up), but it's endlessly quoteable and so intensely deadpan.

My one qualm is that lead character is also the writer and director, and always writes himself getting the girl and winning the fight. There is very little tension.

It slightly reminds me of a flapper hat.

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=visor+beanie

>>5997

thanks

Who wore it best?

>>425679

You mean which turd has been polished the best?

Those flabby tits on the left look a bit sad.

>>425680
I think it's more a case of sprinkling glitter on a turd than polishing it.

>>425681

It's still going to stink either way.

>>425666
Once we are going to have a generation of grandmas with wrinkly arses and tarty tats about them.

His face looks like it's made out of the same plastic as cheap shopping bags.