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>> No. 63191 Are Moaty
6th May 2019
Monday 2:05 pm
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>Overweight survivor of Russian plane inferno 'blocked others from escaping' as hero stewardess pushed people out of jet which bounced down runway before bursting into flames, killing 41 people

Imagine being unable to escape from a burning plane all because you're trapped behind some fatty blocking the aisle.
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>> No. 63221 Auntiefucker
7th May 2019
Tuesday 7:30 pm
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You are Sam from Wendover and I claim my £5. Or a free year of whatever you're selling this month.
>> No. 63222 R4GE
7th May 2019
Tuesday 8:46 pm
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>> No. 63223 Moralfag
7th May 2019
Tuesday 8:52 pm
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I genuinely know of someone moving from Ossett to Flockton because there's too many non-white faces in Ossett. That's 98% white British Ossett.
>> No. 63224 Anonymous
7th May 2019
Tuesday 10:21 pm
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Afraid not. Tell me about this Sam though. Sounds like a character.
>> No. 63225 Are Moaty
8th May 2019
Wednesday 1:24 pm
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you'd have thought he wants to get further away from huddersfield/dewsbury if it's the browns he hates. is he dense?

tell him he wants to move to wakey. we don't have many of them here at all, but all the shops sell tyskie.


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>> No. 4568 Anonymous
7th May 2019
Tuesday 5:02 pm
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Is the Pythagoras Theorem the most beautiful theorem of all?
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>> No. 4569 Anonymous
7th May 2019
Tuesday 5:55 pm
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Not if you have a phobia of corners.
>> No. 4570 Anonymous
7th May 2019
Tuesday 6:44 pm
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No it is scandalously controversial. He most likely didn't invet it and took credit for it like one of his many other outrageous claims, like having a golden thigh, telling off a bear, and being the son of Apollo.


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>> No. 5641 Anonymous
21st September 2016
Wednesday 10:24 pm
/poof/5641 Hair loss and what to do
Since hitting my mid-twenties, my hair on top is thinning, which I'm pretty sure is male pattern hair loss. Seems to me there must be plenty of poofs that've gone through this so I thought I'd ask for some advice.

I'm not really that upset about it, I did use finasteride for 4 weeks but there doesn't seem to have been an improvement. So I'm ready to just suck it up and accept the loss.

What I'm unsure about now is how to carry it. Asking for my normal haircut, which I've had for about a decade, is no longer possible. Are there people I could rely on to advise me on how best I should carry it? E.g. full slaphead, number 3 all over, etc. I just don't trust myself to make a good call and once you commit to a drastic haircut like that, you live with the consequences a bit.
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>> No. 5759 Anonymous
25th March 2018
Sunday 4:09 pm
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>Shave and be proud

I have no qualms with that, to be fair.

Appreciate the shaver recommendation, but would you happen to know the best battery powered one? I'm an international businessman you know.
>> No. 5760 Anonymous
25th March 2018
Sunday 7:51 pm
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>best battery powered one

Never seen a good one. You actually need quite a lot of power to get a good head shave, when it is short it is stubbly and beardy and you need a perfect cut else it a) hurts and b) looks terrible. The baldfader is the best out there.

You can try razoring it too for a really close shave, but it takes a while to make it look good, a bit too long for me in the shower in the morning, so I use the baldfader on grade 0 twice a week, with grade 1 for the beard - it comes with all the attachments and doo-dahs. Use the razor for dates/interviews..
>> No. 5761 Anonymous
25th March 2018
Sunday 8:25 pm
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>I'm an international businessman don't you know
>> No. 5762 Anonymous
26th March 2018
Monday 7:06 am
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>You actually need quite a lot of power to get a good head shave

Fair play. I've done a grade 0 on a generic battery powered one before, and it's alright but it's definitely a bit 'fuzzy'.

I'll get one, they're cheap enough too. There's a hilarious review of it on amazon, a bloke has posted three pictures of his head with a few tiny red splotches, and has complained in all caps about how it's nearly killed him. The shave looks great though.
>> No. 5994 Anonymous
7th May 2019
Tuesday 2:01 pm
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It took me more than a year to take your advice but I finally bought a Baldfader - the slightly updated version to the one linked, apparently it goes a whole 0.1mm shorter now.

It's fantastic, I should have got one sooner. I've gotten used to shaving my head in the shower with a Mach 3, but it always feels like a waste of time since I still end up having a stubbly head six hours later anyway.

I thought I'd drag this thread out just in case anyone else has gone bald in the year or so since this post.


>> No. 8825 Anonymous
5th May 2019
Sunday 4:23 pm
This man is going to be the next snooker world champion and it's going to be fucking awesome.
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>> No. 8828 Anonymous
6th May 2019
Monday 10:23 am
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>it's going to be fucking awesome.

Kill yourself. He's a dumb, racist, joke, as are you by association.
>> No. 8829 Anonymous
6th May 2019
Monday 12:15 pm
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Oh no not dolphin rape.
>> No. 8830 Anonymous
6th May 2019
Monday 12:27 pm
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*low flying aeroplane sounds*


>> No. 62222 YubYub
19th December 2018
Wednesday 11:09 pm
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Toblerone have only gone and made themselves halal. I hope you'll all be doing the right thing and boycotting them.
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>> No. 63185 YubYub
3rd May 2019
Friday 7:47 am
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You've got to head to Poundland for proper British confectionery. At least, I'm assuming their knock-off Percy pigs are made in this country.
>> No. 63186 Paedofag
3rd May 2019
Friday 8:28 pm
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I don't care how many quavers you're offering. I'm not putting a dog dinky in my mouth.
>> No. 63188 Paedofag
5th May 2019
Sunday 8:04 pm
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They're not meant to go in your mouth, you div. There's not nearly enough muscular tension in your tongue to truly appreciate a good knot.
>> No. 63189 Crabkiller
5th May 2019
Sunday 9:19 pm
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I'm surprised you can't get vegetarian pork pies yet. Quorn scotch eggs are the only processed veggie food that actually taste similar to the real thing, although you can make your own kind of passable ones if you wrap sosmix around a boiled egg and cover it in breadcrumbs.
>> No. 63190 Anonymous
5th May 2019
Sunday 9:34 pm
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There's a certain firm toothsomeness in a pork pie that I'm not convinced you could replicate with a vegan solution.


>> No. 10582 Anonymous
17th May 2017
Wednesday 12:20 pm
/beat/10582 What you feeling right now? - Part IV, The Revenge of the Feeling.
The last thread ate all of my ram and crashed my browser when I tried to open it, so here is a new thread.
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>> No. 11736 Anonymous
2nd May 2019
Thursday 1:15 am
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>> No. 11738 Anonymous
2nd May 2019
Thursday 1:23 am
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>> No. 11739 Anonymous
2nd May 2019
Thursday 10:12 am
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>> No. 11740 Anonymous
2nd May 2019
Thursday 1:00 pm
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Sorry for Vimeo but this video's amazing. I can't believe I'd never seen it before.
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3rd May 2019
Friday 2:42 am
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>> No. 23810 Anonymous
31st December 2011
Saturday 10:22 pm
/x/23810 Guilty Would
Since this image wasn't that well received in The Ginger Thread, and by the recommendation of some lad in /b/: this is the "Guilty Would" thread.

Post women which aren't generically attractive, but which (for whatever reason) you'd shag the heck out of given the chance.
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>> No. 40757 Anonymous
2nd May 2019
Thursday 4:11 pm
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There is nothing guilty about ARE SUE. What kinds of high standards do you people have?
>> No. 40758 Anonymous
3rd May 2019
Friday 1:31 am
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An understandable cognitive dissonance with nude “celebrity” leaks and as incorrigible (and illegal) leaking them is, it does remind that we are all just fallible people.
>> No. 40759 Anonymous
3rd May 2019
Friday 1:33 am
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Well I am guilty of having dreams of her having willies where her nipples would usually be.
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3rd May 2019
Friday 1:53 am
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What the hell is wrong with your subconscious m8? She has such lovely nipples.
>> No. 40762 Anonymous
3rd May 2019
Friday 2:09 am
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Dicknipples are a very old school hentai/furry internet fetish.

You only have to be worried when it becomes shitting dicknipples.


>> No. 13085 Anonymous
29th March 2019
Friday 12:17 am
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I've decided I'd be probably be happiest living a minimalist lifestyle while doing just enough work to get by, preferably from home. Does anyone have experience with this?

I don't have any qualifications so my options are currently limited to doing stuff like transcription and tech support. At the rate I type I'd probably eke out slightly above minimum wage transcribing stuff.

What about more lucrative or more long-term options? Is learning to program from scratch and becoming a telecommuting code monkey a feasible thing to do? If so, what language would give a noob the best job prospects?
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>> No. 13107 Anonymous
17th April 2019
Wednesday 2:13 am
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The curriculum and course material look reasonably good. It's not quite as in-depth as FreeCodeCamp, but that's potentially an advantage if you have limited technical experience or you're intimidated by the sheer scope of the FreeCodeCamp course. FreeCodeCamp definitely have better materials on getting hired, particularly their partnerships with non-profit organisations to help students build a portfolio of real-world projects.
>> No. 13111 Anonymous
24th April 2019
Wednesday 9:05 pm
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Remote tech support lad here.

My pay has now reached £23 an hour.

I've become proficient enough that I logged onto work when blackout drunk after being out on the piss the other day (literally didn't even know I'd done the work and logged on till I checked the dashboard).

My customer satisfaction rating went up.
>> No. 13113 Anonymous
25th April 2019
Thursday 7:29 pm
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How many hours per week/month do you get?
>> No. 13114 Anonymous
29th April 2019
Monday 7:25 am
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As many or as little as I want.

I'm working 10 hours a week at the minute. Pays the cheap rent in my provincial shithole and keeps me in Aldi lager and skunk.
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30th April 2019
Tuesday 12:29 pm
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>> No. 22594 Anonymous
26th March 2019
Tuesday 9:19 pm
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If I could have the superpowers from any film then it would be those of the character Hal from Shallow Hal, portrayed by Jack Black.

Any girl you saw with a genuinely nice personality would look like a legitimate 10/10 stunner, so you could spend the rest of your days sleeping with absolute fuggos who look like supermodels to you and they'd probably so grateful for attention that they'd let you do almost any depraved thing you wanted like pissing up their arse.

You'd have this lovely wholesome girl who looked like an absolute worldwide, guaranteed to have an amazing personality, who would do anything in bed to please you and you wouldn't have the hassle of other lads constantly hitting on her like you'd have with a 10/10 in real life.

If I had the powers of Hal from Shallow Hal then life would be pretty sweet, pretty sweet indeed.
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>> No. 22617 Anonymous
28th March 2019
Thursday 3:51 am
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And only two Monkey Islands!
>> No. 22618 Anonymous
28th March 2019
Thursday 6:59 am
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Michael Barrymore's said he isn't doing pantomime this year. I did Aladdin a few years back and I've never heard the end of it.
>> No. 22619 Anonymous
28th March 2019
Thursday 8:45 am
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You don't like curse?
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28th March 2019
Thursday 9:51 am
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>> No. 22663 Anonymous
29th April 2019
Monday 8:44 pm
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No, although it was a long time ago. The graphics were too good, I didn't like that he now had a voice (turned it off), and just my general possibly-unfair-but-perhaps-not sense of things being shit when the original creator leaves.


>> No. 7510 Anonymous
28th April 2019
Sunday 6:17 pm
/£$€¥/7510 Anti money laundering
I do not endorse money laundering etc etc,
Brexit will perhaps mean regulators and crime fighters have to strain their resources, and tere is a belief that money laundering will increase.
So for my academic research what
Transactions are by most companies trackable through some form of Footpath.
The techniques are ever decreasing and is becoming a thing of the past.
Can i get help with these two assumptions abd insight on anti money laundering,
Please do not endorse or encourage this naughty behac.

(A good day to you Sir!)
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>> No. 7528 Anonymous
29th April 2019
Monday 8:08 am
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The value might get wiped out in a bart, the exchange you buy from is probably shady as shit if they're not doing KYC checks and are liable to just run off with the cash and your crypto before you can shift them, and the exchange you cash out from might suddenly develop "technical difficulties". Then there's the minor point that the blockchain being entirely open means that even if you do manage to cash out your explanation won't hold water.
>> No. 7529 Anonymous
29th April 2019
Monday 9:16 am
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I think you grossly over estimate the risks and the traceability. It is like you don't even know what cryptocurrency is mostly used for.
>> No. 7532 Anonymous
29th April 2019
Monday 9:23 am
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AIUI, it's mainly used for taking money from suckers these days, hence its uselessness for anything else.
>> No. 7533 Anonymous
29th April 2019
Monday 9:43 am
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Bitcoin maybe, but something like Monero is still very useful for buying drugs on the internet.
>> No. 7534 Anonymous
29th April 2019
Monday 12:27 pm
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Then you're back to just getting any money out the other end at all.


>> No. 6963 Anonymous
14th April 2019
Sunday 7:43 pm
/lit/6963 Books by women
It's dawned on me that, other than a novel written by a former work colleague, I haven't read a book written by a woman in over a decade. This hasn't been a conscious decision, it's just that the books I've tended to gravitate towards happen to have been written by men. However I feel I should make a conscious effort to read some, even if it's just to gain a different perspective on things.

Where should I start? Virginia Woolf? Jane Austen? Fleur Jaeggy? Dorothy Parker? Arundhati Roy? Olga Tokarczuk? Stella Gibbons?
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>> No. 6969 Anonymous
15th April 2019
Monday 12:08 am
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Three great late twentieth century female writers: Muriel Spark the very quirky borderline insane Catholic convert, Kathy Acker the patron saint of all bad girls and adventuresses, Andrea Dworkin the intolerant anti-porn feminist who could put a sentence together like no-one else in the world whatever you may think of her views.

And I'd say the Bronte sisters are the absolute cornerstones of femaile literature, and all three of them are very much worth reading and surprisingly different in style and viewpoint.
>> No. 6970 Anonymous
15th April 2019
Monday 12:50 am
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Have you heard of a writer called J.K Rowling? She seems to be quite popular and is very cutting edge, she even releases errata’s to her books via twitter.

>Jane Austen

I never thought I would like Jane Austen purely based on the topics but there is a cynical sense of humour in her work I find wonderful. Plus you can read versions of her books with added monsters for the easily bored.
>> No. 6971 Anonymous
15th April 2019
Monday 12:52 am
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>> No. 6979 Anonymous
29th April 2019
Monday 2:08 am
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If you're into genre fiction, Ann Leckie (Ancillary Justice etc) and N.K Jemisen (probably mispelt her name, but it's close to that) are both very good.

For some kinder, softer, sci-fi have a look at Becky Chambers, starting with 'A long way to a small, angry, planet'
>> No. 6980 Anonymous
29th April 2019
Monday 7:11 am
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Read Defiance and Gold In The Furnace by Savitri Devi.


>> No. 7519 Anonymous
28th April 2019
Sunday 11:14 pm
/£$€¥/7519 Monte carlo simulation
Ive been learning about regression analysis and monte carlo simulation.
Ive really enjoyed learning this but the @risk extension for my excel files is a bit expensive.

Ive read a an array of sources about monte carlo sim. but i was hoping someone on here might be able to help.
Can you create your own alternative to @risk and build your own monte carloe simulation on excel?

i hope this question makes sense as you can see im still a novice.

PS #7510. anti money laundering is a huge subject and perhaps reading academic journals and books would be more insightful than asking questions to strangers.

(A good day to you Sir!)
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>> No. 7526 Anonymous
29th April 2019
Monday 12:40 am
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Well, I'm not going to tell you how to commit crime. But if you really do want to build and run mathematical simulations then VBA is certainly not the way to go. It's clumsy, and you'll be stuck doing anything beyond the rudimentary.

C++ is the go-to language for this sort of thing (in my experience, though I expect to start an argument) but as a novice you'd be better off studying Python. It has a more intuitive syntax for developing your own algorithms. Get to grips with the basics of the ubiquitous NumPy package. And try following guides like this hastily-googled one:
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29th April 2019
Monday 6:31 am
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I've just read up about the algorithm here

And honestly it seems quite simple. Much simpler than formula I've built in the past.
It isn't a crystal ball for predicting the future and I'm not sold on its value as an investment tool. It clearly has real world applications but I think you would be better looking at events rather than presuming because a snapshot of the sales of pumpkins shows a significant increase of sales in October they will continue to rise in November.

>C++ is the go-to language for this sort of thing (in my experience, though I expect to start an argument)

In my experience regardless of how obnoxious and clunky it maybe, people want these things modled in excel (not even VBA) on the vague presumption they can follow your working out. They don't trust the magic black box of 'programming'.


>> No. 63170 Anonymous
28th April 2019
Sunday 3:58 pm
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Ed Balls
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>> No. 63172 Samefag
28th April 2019
Sunday 6:57 pm
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>> No. 63173 Auntiefucker
28th April 2019
Sunday 7:00 pm
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>> No. 63174 Paedofag
28th April 2019
Sunday 9:03 pm
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I don't believe this is really a photo of Ed Balls.
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28th April 2019
Sunday 9:09 pm
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>> No. 63176 Crabkiller
29th April 2019
Monday 12:42 am
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Amazing. Balls for PM.


>> No. 4326 Anonymous
28th April 2019
Sunday 5:39 pm
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I've been giving serious thought to getting a sidecar motorcycle as an alternative to car:

- get one made before or in 1979 and it's classified as a historic vehicle (probably some sort of old BMW copy like an Ural but it could also be an old Jap bike with a sidecar attached)
- no London congestion charge because it's still a motorcycle
- no London emmissions charge because it's exempt as a historic vehicle
- no MOT fees because it's exempt as a historic vehicle
- no road tax because it's exempt as a historic vehicle
- cheap insurance because it's a historic vehicle
- better fuel economy than a typical hatchback
- can use motorcycle parking bays
- practical because the sidecar is basically the same size as the boot of a small car
- not as much of a hassle as a classic car because of the simplicity/ease of maintenance of motorcycles

This strikes me as an incredibly genius idea but I'm pretty drunk right now.
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>> No. 4327 Anonymous
28th April 2019
Sunday 5:45 pm
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I'm not really a Bike Guy but this sounds like a solid plan to me, too, as long as you're confident you can get the parts and keep a bike that old running.

Also I've never seen a bike with sidecar park in a motorbike bay, you'd probably end up taking up two or three spaces.
>> No. 4328 Anonymous
28th April 2019
Sunday 5:56 pm
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I like the plan in many ways, but the only problem is that with a sidecar you lose one of the primary benefits of having a bike - filtering through traffic; you would essentially be the width of a small car, and so would end up sitting in a lot more traffic than you would on a normal bike.

Have always wanted one too (particularly some of the old BMW ones) but not as a main/commuting bike.
>> No. 4329 Anonymous
28th April 2019
Sunday 6:58 pm
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The handling of a sidecar outfit is really fucking weird. You're totally asymmetrical and the weight distribution changes radically depending on who or what is in the sidecar. It's not like you have to totally re-learn how to ride, but there is a fairly steep learning curve and a lot of your instincts can get you into trouble.
>> No. 4330 Anonymous
28th April 2019
Sunday 7:48 pm
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I think pretty much every old Soviet machine was designed to be easily fixed with a hammer and some basic tools...but I've heard that the biggest problem is that you'll be doing a lot of fixing. I've never seen a sidecar in a motorbike bay either, but I've also never seen anyone riding a sidecar bike either.

Very true, that's why I emphasised it being an alternative to a small car in this very specific set of circumstances. There isn't much benefit if you don't need to haul a bunch of shit within central London, or greater London if the ULEZ extension in 2021 proceeds as planned.


>> No. 426175 Anonymous
24th April 2019
Wednesday 9:46 am
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Why does my pillow look like this?
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>> No. 426185 Anonymous
24th April 2019
Wednesday 12:55 pm
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>> No. 426187 Anonymous
24th April 2019
Wednesday 1:35 pm
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You didn't take your makeup off.
>> No. 426204 Anonymous
24th April 2019
Wednesday 4:11 pm
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Stop leaving your jizz in there during the night, mate. It's unhygienic
>> No. 426208 Anonymous
24th April 2019
Wednesday 7:23 pm
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Not sure jizz is supposed to look like that.
>> No. 426288 Anonymous
27th April 2019
Saturday 2:02 pm
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Bingo. Your prize is the illustrious chair picture.


>> No. 62370 Auntiefucker
3rd January 2019
Thursday 6:39 pm
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Seaborne Freight's the name.

Copying our terms & conditions from a takeaway website and winning multi-million pound shipping contracts whilst having no ships because we donate to the Tory party's the game.
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>> No. 62674 Paedofag
1st March 2019
Friday 1:02 pm
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I think Grayling might have tried to shag her, but being so incompetent he got his cock stuck in her ear.
>> No. 62675 Auntiefucker
1st March 2019
Friday 2:50 pm
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How do you square your conspiracy theory with the BBC's decision to write and prominently feature a story on nothing but Grayling's "record of mishaps and mistakes"?
>> No. 62676 Ambulancelad
1st March 2019
Friday 3:01 pm
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Deflecting the blame from the government solely onto failing grayling.
>> No. 63168 R4GE
26th April 2019
Friday 1:00 pm
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P&O Ferries is suing the government over its £33m settlement with Eurotunnel, in the latest controversy over the Department for Transport’s fraught no-deal Brexit preparations.
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26th April 2019
Friday 4:58 pm
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>P 'nd O
>Pee 'nd Ohh

They 'ferry' children into international waters, where the laws of man don't apply.


>> No. 10692 Anonymous
14th July 2014
Monday 11:14 pm
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What's your favourite Ristorante pizza?

I usually go for the Mozzarella one, it's hard to beat those little flavour explosions of garlic butter. I would prefer the Funghi ones, the taste and the flavour of the mushrooms is magnificent for the price, but it's not stocked in many places.
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>> No. 10786 Anonymous
19th July 2014
Saturday 7:41 pm
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This looks delicious.
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19th July 2014
Saturday 7:44 pm
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The I was going to make a clever post about how their sugar, as in actual glucose, is made out of corn but that hit a little too close to the truth and now I feel sad.
>> No. 10798 Anonymous
20th July 2014
Sunday 1:43 pm
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>"We planned to top the pizzas with actual garbage but by judging to our findings people will probably eat those too"

>"Dr Mores said he had initially had moral issues with conducting the tests on humans but has since come to see the subjects as 'cheese and sauce consuming beasts' "

>"In international news; the equivalent of 5 americans were killed in Afghanistan today"

At first I thought it was an advertisement for Dominoes until I noticed 'The Onion' logo. I'd forgotten about that site.
>> No. 12994 Anonymous
25th April 2019
Thursday 7:23 pm
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You either end up with undercooked pizza or burnt Quorn.
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25th April 2019
Thursday 8:06 pm
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At least the "meat" on this isn't going to be a load of barbecue-flavoured floor sweepings with seams of Transglutaminase. That shit is enough to make a bloke go veggie.


>> No. 18489 Anonymous
5th March 2019
Tuesday 6:27 pm
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Counter-terror police are investigating three packages containing explosives found at Heathrow Airport, London City Airport and Waterloo station.

The "small improvised explosive devices" were found in A4 postal bags, the Metropolitan Police said. The Met's Counter Terrorism Command is treating it as a "linked series" and "keeping an open mind regarding motives".

No-one has been hurt, the force added.

The Compass Centre in Heathrow's grounds was evacuated after a package was reported to police at about 09:55 GMT. The device set alight when staff opened the bag.

The IRA are up to their old tricks, the little scamps.
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>> No. 19101 Anonymous
23rd April 2019
Tuesday 4:58 pm
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>Historically Irish were not considered properly white

well I've heard the term potato nigger for the Irish, but if you have ever really been to Ireland, the Irish tend to be white as a ghost. In a skin tone kind of way at least.
>> No. 19113 Anonymous
25th April 2019
Thursday 4:35 pm
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> potato nigger
That's Belarus.
>> No. 19114 Anonymous
25th April 2019
Thursday 5:18 pm
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Bog Wog, I believe. Goodness knows what that'll get filtered to, but the second word rhymes with the first.
>> No. 19115 Anonymous
25th April 2019
Thursday 5:35 pm
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I remember when it has casual racism been acceptable around heeere?
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25th April 2019
Thursday 5:36 pm
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How is that filter ever supposed to work properly?


>> No. 3322 Anonymous
6th December 2010
Monday 5:11 am
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So this is gonna be the thread we post in when we are stoned.

Fuck those /b/ Nazis.
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>> No. 8196 Anonymous
23rd September 2018
Sunday 10:52 am
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The mere fact I can buy Sativa CBD pills for my chronic (heh) joint paint nowadays means the amount of opiates I take is minimal, but it's an expensive game. I strongly suspect Phizer might put a stop to medicinal use on a large scale in this country, purely because it would interupt their monopoly on the pain relief market.
>> No. 8264 Anonymous
23rd April 2019
Tuesday 5:27 pm
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Now then stonerlads.

I used to smoke a fair bit of weed. Well, to be fair I still do compared to your average person, but I find that these days it's not doing anything good for me, besides bringing on a lot of anxiety. It's been increasingly difficult to get stoned without retreating into my own head and dwelling on unpleasant thoughts.

The obvious solution is "just don't smoke weed then" but honestly, I have practically stopped already. I have maybe a joint every few weeks now, long gone are the smoke weed erry day times. Throughout my early 20s I'd smoke a lot, but for the last three or four years my use has been declining as I find myself enjoying it less and less.

Trouble is I just kind of miss it, and in the social circles I'm a part of, people are much more enthusiastic about a smoking session than, say, going out to the pub. That in itself is a pretty shit situation, but I digress. How do I stop the anxiety getting on top of me and enjoy weed again lads. I've tried acquiring more indica based strains rather than sativa, but even those are pretty heady nowadays. Everyone's mental about this Jamaican girl starscout haze nonsense nowadays and I definitely need something more mellow.

Any of you had similar experience?
>> No. 8265 Anonymous
23rd April 2019
Tuesday 11:52 pm
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Somewhat yes. I got to a point of not really enjoying a smoke unless totally alone. Just toking with the GF brought on uncomfortable thinking and anxiety. After a couple of egged-on situations with mates where my experience quickly switched from the typical stoned fun to needing to be alone in a dark room, I figured weed wasn't suited for me any more and let it go. That was after best part of a decade being a regular, almost daily stoner.

You could consider experimenting with different administration routes - edibles, vapourising, solvent extracts.. "dabbing" is that what it’s called now? These all gave me quite varying experiences.

Perhaps it’s best to consider that, as difficult as it is to accept, for many people puffin’ da ‘erb long term does not seem to be that psychologically sustainable.
>> No. 8267 Anonymous
24th April 2019
Wednesday 9:51 am
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Back in my day it was all Thai stick and squidgy black, which in retrospect turned out to have THC/CBD ratios of close to 50/50. These days, even the supposedly high-CBD strains are more like 80/20, simply because of the insanely high level of THC. The most popular strain around my way seems to be lemon haze, which is a recipe for psychosis at ~19% THC and <0.1% CBD. You could mix in some CBD extract, I suppose.
>> No. 8268 Anonymous
24th April 2019
Wednesday 4:52 pm
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Out of interest what era are you referring to, my smoking days/daze where early mid 90s
Sqidge was everywhere but even back then Thai sticks were spoke of in reverent terms but as something from the past and not available. Maybe just my area?


>> No. 63163 Samefag
23rd April 2019
Tuesday 10:24 am
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seriously, i'm colourblind. what does this say?


i think i can make out an f
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>> No. 63164 R4GE
23rd April 2019
Tuesday 10:54 am
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It says Fuck You. I'm not colourblind so I don't really know if this would work but can't you put it into an image editor then shift the hues until it gets to a wavelength you can see?
>> No. 63165 Anonymous
23rd April 2019
Tuesday 12:14 pm
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This is the kind of thing your mum sees on Facebook and gets into hysterics over before finally showing you her phone only to leave you wondering if you're really related at all.
>> No. 63166 YubYub
23rd April 2019
Tuesday 2:02 pm
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It took me the longest time to see the number on my first test for colour-blindness. I thought the number they were asking me to look for was going to be printed in a little black font in one of the circles.


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