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>> No. 438151 Anonymous
28th July 2020
Tuesday 11:47 am
438151 The New Adventures of Mid-Week
Now that all the excitement has died down I thought it time we redo the mid-week thread. What are you two up-to?


I've organised a date for the weekend but have come to realise that I'd better keep something of a conversation going unless I want to be stood up. This is going to be tedious. I might want to think about doing some work today as well.
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>> No. 438436 Anonymous
10th August 2020
Monday 8:01 pm
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>>438435
>Unlike you, some people here still attempt to have a life in this ongoing crisis. No laws were broken, just two lads cooling off in a lake. I'll get back to daytime wanking in due time.

Hang on, that was me. While it certainly sounds like you enjoyed your date there's nothing wrong with a night in when the thermometer goes up. Quite refreshing to have some alone time after a busy week if you ask me.
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10th August 2020
Monday 8:03 pm
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>>438435
You insensitive bastard. You could've given covid to a fish!.
>> No. 438438 Anonymous
10th August 2020
Monday 10:22 pm
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>>438436

>While it certainly sounds like you enjoyed your date

Mirth. I'm not bumderlad, you know.
>> No. 438439 Anonymous
10th August 2020
Monday 10:42 pm
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>>438438
Whatever you say, hun. Did you win the sword fight?
>> No. 438440 Anonymous
10th August 2020
Monday 10:47 pm
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Fucks sake boys it's 2020, are we really still going to make jokes about being gay?

I'll suck all your cocks if you just stop.

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>> No. 426868 Anonymous
16th May 2019
Thursday 5:49 pm
426868 Dream Thread Mk. II
Fitter when she was fat edition.

You know the drill lads. Here are a few helpful links in order to help you further your proficiency at dreaming, and hopefully elevate the quality of discussion about our nocturnal adventures:

https://www.dreammoods.com/dreamdictionary/

https://www.tuck.com/how-to-lucid-dream/

https://open.spotify.com/album/3zci9uc3JFKmKV3x0TcAKd
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>> No. 438409 Anonymous
10th August 2020
Monday 9:57 am
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>>438405

No, this is all about mediaeval nutrition. And lentil soup.
>> No. 438410 Anonymous
10th August 2020
Monday 10:01 am
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So does this mean a vegan child would start puberty later than a normal child?
>> No. 438411 Anonymous
10th August 2020
Monday 10:20 am
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>>438410

The amount of malnourished vegans I know, they would be lucky to start it at all.
>> No. 438412 Anonymous
10th August 2020
Monday 10:40 am
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>>438411

A poorly planned vegan diet can be dangerous, yes. There are plenty of horror stories on the Internet about possible adverse effects.

Then again, a badly controlled omnivorous diet is also not good for you.
>> No. 438414 Anonymous
10th August 2020
Monday 11:56 am
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I dreamt I'd mistakenly bought a keyboard online, then I started wondering about in the dark and after a short time a tiger, lion, camel and some really small animal which I forget all started following me. They got on but I went to a zoo because I was concerned they might start scrapping.

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>> No. 425684 Anonymous
5th April 2019
Friday 11:36 pm
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So am I the only one who is getting a bit annoyed by this whole Greta Thunberg cult, or am I just too much of a cold hearted cynic that the world would be better off without?

I don't doubt the legitimate concern of her generation over climate change, after all it will fall to them to sort out the utter fucking mess that we have left the planet in, but all the awards that she is now being showered with are IMO just middle aged and old people's guilt over their own failure to save the planet's climate despite having had decades of prior warning, and who lost their way and succumbed to high carbon footprint consumerism somewhere between 1990s road protest villages and today's school runs in a 4x4. None of it feels sincere or genuine, it's more like, yeah, just take all these awards and shut the hell up already.

And parents whose children now protest every Friday or so are now engaging in pissing matches on twitter and Instagram to show off which one of their kids gets the most involved. As one commenter said, nothing good has ever come of a youth protest movement that was applauded by parents.
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>> No. 438398 Anonymous
9th August 2020
Sunday 11:20 pm
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Not him but this is a hijacking of an issue that is much more complex and global than the Amazon rainforest. Very few people will see this and think about indigenous societies or the unbelievable poverty and threat of extinction they face. They're not going to look up indigenous societies or the modern slavery that goes on in South America. Nor does this protest recognise frictions between indigenous peoples lifestyles and conservation - the most notable examples being the hunting of polar bears and whales.

Just a bunch of loud white middle class people who don't give a shit. Today I watched a bit of the mini-documentary series 'Chiefs' after I'd finished the War of 1812. My conclusion is that Americans are utter cunts and the War of 1812 should never have ended without an independent Michigan state.
>> No. 438400 Anonymous
9th August 2020
Sunday 11:28 pm
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Better article.
https://metro.co.uk/2020/08/09/extinction-rebellion-protesters-cover-trafalgar-square-fake-blood-13104937

>>438398
>this is a hijacking of an issue that is much more complex and global than the Amazon rainforest. Very few people will see this and think about indigenous societies or the unbelievable poverty and threat of extinction they face
They will if they read the articles and see how it was done in conjunction with the Articulation of Indigenous Peoples of Brazil (APIB) and the Internationalist Solidarity Network. Or just sit at home, wanking into their cynicism.
>> No. 438402 Anonymous
9th August 2020
Sunday 11:59 pm
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>>438400
>Internationalist Solidarity Network

That was a fun little search. So you lads decided to 'forge' a solidarity network to coordinate the fuzzy-wuzzies and co-opt indigenous rights? How embarrassing.
>> No. 438403 Anonymous
10th August 2020
Monday 12:03 am
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>>438402

Who are you quoting?
>> No. 438404 Anonymous
10th August 2020
Monday 12:11 am
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>>438402
Nothing more embarrassing than younglads like yourself doing impressions of their racist granddad's by saying shite like "fuzzy-wuzzies". And what's been co-opted if this was done in coordination with indgenous groups? You're chatting pure shit, m8.

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>> No. 435367 Anonymous
16th March 2020
Monday 8:52 pm
435367 LADS
I've suddenly got two weeks off work, fucking class, and I was wondering what you two were doing and how we should celebrate? I'm not leaving the house.

That other fucking thread is miserable, and full of lies. If the virus is going to take us, we might as well go down ranting, happily.

What are you doing with your recently found time off?
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>> No. 438369 Anonymous
8th August 2020
Saturday 9:03 am
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>>438364
Why would my habits have changed? I still shower once a day, and if anything I masturbate less.
>> No. 438370 Anonymous
8th August 2020
Saturday 9:32 am
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>>438331
You can always visit your local synagogue for a quick fix
>> No. 438371 Anonymous
8th August 2020
Saturday 9:43 am
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>>438369

Diet? Exercise? Type of gel or soap? Time of day showering? Type of bedsheets (or anything that causes you to sweat.more or less at night)? Do you contract your muscles when you finish peeing, or have you started to just let it drip?

There just seems to be way more behavioural factors that could potentially affect it before thinking certain smells are an inevitability of age.
>> No. 438372 Anonymous
8th August 2020
Saturday 1:03 pm
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>>438370


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usPkL2EQPYo
>> No. 438385 Anonymous
9th August 2020
Sunday 12:05 am
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Yeah, yeah, this seems about right.

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>> No. 420492 Anonymous
21st September 2018
Friday 11:16 am
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Lads, I've been having a think.

The modern world means that you can stream whatever form of entertainment you want directly into your living room; sports, films, TV, you name it. I think we need to stop looking at streaming in a purely digital sense and start looking at it in a physical sense.

Imagine having a tap which means you can stream whatever you want that can flow down the pipes. You want some custard? There's a tap for that. You want some mashed potato? There's a tap for that. You want some gravy? There's a tap for that. We need to move from apps to taps and pipes. It would be revolutionary. Imagine the carbon footprint saved from lorries no longer having to deliver these loads to the supermarket and then for individual shoppers to go one-by-one to buy it and take it home. The likes of warm custard cooked en masse in one central bulk must surely be more efficient than the piecemeal approach of innumerable households cooking meals themselves on hobs and in ovens.

Obviously Big Shop will kick up a fuss as we cut out the middleman and there will be the initial outlay of creating a national network of pipes, but the long-term benefits would far outweigh it. It would be the next true industrial revolution.
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>> No. 438143 Anonymous
26th July 2020
Sunday 6:22 pm
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Not even slightly. But its very nice to have more of a libido.
>> No. 438145 Anonymous
27th July 2020
Monday 11:31 pm
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>>438072
I've ordered some to see if I can reproduce your results, purely in the interests of science.
>> No. 438381 Anonymous
8th August 2020
Saturday 6:11 pm
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>>438145
How did it go?
>> No. 438383 Anonymous
8th August 2020
Saturday 7:29 pm
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>>438145

Seconding this. If you experience positive results I might try it myself, for the sake of .gs peer review on how to attain more frequent stiffies. We're all getting on a bit by now it seems like.

Personally there's nothing wrong with my libido; the trouble is more that I just can't be bothered to shag half the time. I'm not sure how anybody has the energy after a day at work, let alone how I used to stay up til 3am smoking and fucking, and still get up at 7 for work the next day.
>> No. 438384 Anonymous
8th August 2020
Saturday 8:29 pm
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Sorry lads, the pouch has been sitting in my kitchen for a while now and I've only tried it once, in a fruit smoothie, so I haven't been eating it consistently. I'll report back when I have something to report. It does taste pretty awful though.

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>> No. 438076 Anonymous
24th July 2020
Friday 5:05 pm
438076 Religion
Is anyone here religious? If so, what flavour of religion do you follow? Any benefits/disadvantages to having faith?
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>> No. 438140 Anonymous
26th July 2020
Sunday 12:14 pm
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>> No. 438144 Anonymous
27th July 2020
Monday 6:05 pm
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>>438133
> Of the early aviation pioneers, only Blériot had any formal education in engineering

Alberto Santos-Dumont would like a word.
>> No. 438146 Anonymous
28th July 2020
Tuesday 12:06 am
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>According to the results, religiously active people are typically happier and more “civically engaged” – meaning they are more likely to do things such as vote in elections or join community groups – than adults who either do not practise a religion or do not actively participate in one.

I don't buy it.
>> No. 438147 Anonymous
28th July 2020
Tuesday 1:22 am
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>>438117

What interests me is that there were, as far as I'm aware, pre-Christian astronomers who understood perfectly well how the solar system really worked. Civilisations like the Egyptians were mad boffs at stars, and I would have no trouble accepting they knew what was really going on, but we can't really tell what they thought because so much of it is muddled up with the various celestial bodies having fights and eating each other and giving birth what have you.

I like to contemplate what it would be like, if you were a 5th century Byzantine intellectual, and everyone thought you were a nutter conspiracy theorist because you keep banging on about how the ancient societies were actually right about astronomy instead of the up to date Christian model, and how the Church operates a vast cover-up to keep everyone thinking the Earth is the centre of the universe. You'd be fucking seething wouldn't you.
>> No. 438149 Anonymous
28th July 2020
Tuesday 10:28 am
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>>438147

A lot of the knowledge that sparked the renaissance and modern age was hidden in libraries in the Arab world during the mediaeval period. Even philosophers like Plato had been completely forgotten in Christian Europe. It was mainly the Spanish reconquista driving the Arabs out of southern Spain which gave Christians access to Arab books and scrolls which were partly original works of Arab natural scientists and partly translations of Greek originals. It reintroduced Europeans to a whole wealth of information and ancient science that had eluded them for centuries.

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>> No. 436778 Anonymous
9th May 2020
Saturday 12:46 am
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Is it ever dangerous to be naked?
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>> No. 438068 Anonymous
24th July 2020
Friday 11:41 am
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>>438067

I've been on plenty of drugs but I'd don't think there's enough heroin in the world to sedate me enough to not be annoyed by him buzzing about the room shouting wanky wanky.
>> No. 438069 Anonymous
24th July 2020
Friday 11:51 am
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>>438066
Could you please stop referencing a series which promotes white people using the n word?
>> No. 438070 Anonymous
24th July 2020
Friday 12:05 pm
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>>438069
Trying to silence people with satire? Nice right-wing cancel culture.
>> No. 438071 Anonymous
24th July 2020
Friday 12:31 pm
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>>438069

It's used by characters that are objectively bad people, that's sort of the point.

Do you think films about dolphin rape should also never be talked about again? Get to fuck you melt.
>> No. 438075 Anonymous
24th July 2020
Friday 4:59 pm
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Yes when u wife pours boiling soup on your nads

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>> No. 438019 Anonymous
22nd July 2020
Wednesday 3:52 pm
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What are some fun games to play with a pen and paper other than dots and lines?
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>> No. 438037 Anonymous
23rd July 2020
Thursday 12:52 am
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>>438035
This is the grammar school name. The colloquial name is Consequences. I'm sure in my family we called it something else but I can't remember now. Like ching chang chong for rock paper scissors. Are there any other names for it?
>> No. 438038 Anonymous
23rd July 2020
Thursday 1:10 am
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>>438037
Consequences is the older version that's a narrative instead of a drawing. Exquisite corpse is the version the surrealists came up with, drawings.
>> No. 438041 Anonymous
23rd July 2020
Thursday 7:47 am
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Hangman.
And also those variants of Noughts and Crosses which use a grid larger than 3x3, because once you've worked out a technique for the 3x3 version it's easy enough to just consistently force a draw.
>> No. 438042 Anonymous
23rd July 2020
Thursday 10:32 am
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So I don't know the English name for this game and the wiki page doesn't have an English version it seems: https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stadt,_Land,_Fluss

Basically you write down categories, some things like name-city-animal are pretty standard but you can other categories to your groups liking and tune it for your specific autism. Then someone picks a letter or you randomize it somehow and for that letter everyone privately writes down things of that category starting with that letter.

Empty box or invalid thing (i.e. not an animal in an animal box): 0 pts
Box with something valid: 10 pts, except
Someone else wrote the EXACT same thing: 5 pts
If no one else managed to fill that box, you get 20 pts

Was part of family fun growing up for me and recently played it with the missus and it was still fun
>> No. 438047 Anonymous
23rd July 2020
Thursday 4:00 pm
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>>438042
I've heard this simply called "categories", perhaps with a randomly chosen keyword that selects the initial letter for each row.
This is actually the game I had in mind for this thread but couldn't myself remember what it was called or how to search for it until seeing your post!

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>> No. 437962 Anonymous
16th July 2020
Thursday 10:03 pm
437962 lovely sites you find while roaming the internet
There's so many weird and cool places on the internet, so if you know of any, lets discuss them!
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>> No. 437978 Anonymous
18th July 2020
Saturday 2:32 am
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>> No. 437979 Anonymous
18th July 2020
Saturday 9:25 am
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I've known about this site for ages, really worth looking at whenever Haiti is mentioned in our news. I think I just like Web 1.0 design.

https://anselme.homestead.com
>> No. 437994 Anonymous
20th July 2020
Monday 10:58 am
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>>437979

Hey, at least they won Best Haitian Site in March of 2001. Good on them.
>> No. 438000 Anonymous
21st July 2020
Tuesday 5:23 pm
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>>437979

>I think I just like Web 1.0 design


Worth a visit then:

https://www.webdesignmuseum.org/
>> No. 438001 Anonymous
21st July 2020
Tuesday 5:37 pm
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>>438000

https://html5zombo.com/

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>> No. 436810 Anonymous
10th May 2020
Sunday 11:10 am
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Are most people in a relationship happy?

I seem to have a number of friends who like to portray themselves as being in a perfect relationship when the reality tends to be markedly different. Do people stay in an unhappy relationship because they find it preferable to being alone or they find the breakup itself too much hassle; you have to unwind yourself financially from someone, you may be accustomed to the lifestyle supported by two incomes, there may be kids involved, you may feel there's social stigma involved in a failed relationship or you simply lack the balls to do initiate it. Do a lot of people just settle?

I'd be interested to know your thoughts.
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>> No. 437957 Anonymous
16th July 2020
Thursday 6:31 pm
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>>437956

I stopped doing it after discovering that one of my exes is now a world renowned researcher in quantum cryptography.
>> No. 437958 Anonymous
16th July 2020
Thursday 6:45 pm
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>>437957
Yeah, that would kind of suck.
>> No. 437961 Anonymous
16th July 2020
Thursday 8:34 pm
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>>437957

Look on the bright side, if you've stopped measuring their career then we can't ever be sure they still have one.

I'll simultaneously get and not get my coat
>> No. 437968 Anonymous
17th July 2020
Friday 1:40 am
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Ugh, stop talking about exes lads, I haven't been able to stop thinking about what a cock hungry slag my ex was when I wasn't arguing the toss with her over where the TV remote lives. Totally different quality to my current bird, who is by all accounts much more suited to me in terms of personality, and overall just has tons more depth as a person... But she just doesn't have the sexual je ne sais quoi, you know?

It usually goes away after I've had a wank over the video I've got saved of her riding my cock, but I fear if it weren't for that video I'd have caved in and sent her an awful text message under the pretext I was drunk.
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17th July 2020
Friday 1:48 am
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>>437968
>I've had a wank over the video I've got saved of her riding my cock

This is Inception levels of depth. Good work ladm9.

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>> No. 437886 Anonymous
12th July 2020
Sunday 9:49 pm
437886 Poverty Protips
Due to various poorly timed low-IQ schemes collapsing thanks to Based Virus I got what I deserved and have been catapulted from posh cunt to getting £525.2 a month without any significant savings.

Now I think I have it somewhat under control by simply not going out and learning to cook poorly at home - but I realized doing my grocery shopping that I lack any good sense on what to buy and what's price efficient. Can some protips be shared here anonymously for idiots like me?

One thing I can contribute, which may be common sense again, is that I had never realized my broadband/phone contracts were negotiable. Apparently if you call and whine a bit the call center lad has the authority to give you a discount.
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>> No. 437899 Anonymous
13th July 2020
Monday 12:51 am
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>>437895
Assuming you mean the Amazon-owned chain, then that puts you in a very expensive area of London - the pictured outlets are the only ones in the entire country.

How do you survive on £500 a month unless you own a house?
>> No. 437927 Anonymous
13th July 2020
Monday 7:37 pm
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I found a lot of discounted pasta/sauce today in Tesco actually, I'm guessing demand was high during the lockdown and now they're stuck with too much of it. I'll add some beans and be healthy on top of it. I also learned about 5kg "ugly veg" boxes in lidl from moneysavingexpert, I'll get one of those in the weekend and maybe learn to make some fresh sauce from that.

>>437899
Missus is covering the rent for now in exchange for my sexual services, but with my contribution gone her whole wage just about covers rent+council tax. So it's not that terrible, though the money needs to feed two.
>> No. 437949 Anonymous
16th July 2020
Thursday 12:21 pm
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>I found a lot of discounted pasta/sauce today in Tesco actually, I'm guessing demand was high during the lockdown and now they're stuck with too much of it.

Isn't dry pasta among the food items that are supposed to not go bad for five years?

I remember reading something that expiration dates on things like dry rice, peas, pasta, and even sugar really don't make a lot of sense, unless you keep them in a cupboard for more than ten years.
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16th July 2020
Thursday 12:30 pm
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It'll be a rebrand. They'll change the design on the packaging and flog all the old stuff on the cheap.
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16th July 2020
Thursday 12:55 pm
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Yeah they have loads of weird brands too - obvious over-ordering from early on in the corona panic.

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>> No. 437875 Anonymous
11th July 2020
Saturday 9:11 pm
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In all seriousness, do we need a fully ratified contingency plan of what we're to do if we're in a TEACON 1 situation and the site has gone down for good?
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>> No. 437924 Anonymous
13th July 2020
Monday 3:47 pm
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That would seem a bit backwards, since the whispers were that the BBC would rather ditch linear television entirely if they could.
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14th July 2020
Tuesday 4:40 am
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>>437924
Really? According to t'internet, the average BBC1 viewer is 61 and the average BBC2 viewer is 62 years old -- a fact that should make even this site's userbase feel young. I guess that's why they can't ditch linear?

Is there anyone on this site that watches The One Show? I feel like if you're ready for The One Show, you're ready for death.
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14th July 2020
Tuesday 7:23 am
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>>437936

My grandma watches The One Show, and she's at an age and state of health that people are frequently surprised she's still alive.
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14th July 2020
Tuesday 9:24 am
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I quite like Father Brown. I've already made my thoughts known on Bunty.
>> No. 437943 Anonymous
14th July 2020
Tuesday 1:18 pm
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>>437936

So then if you enjoy watching BBC Four, you're 64 on average?

It would also mean that BBC Three was hopelessly out of sync with its audience.



I'll get my coat.

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>> No. 437732 Anonymous
23rd June 2020
Tuesday 11:34 pm
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What are your favourite memories?
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>> No. 437920 Anonymous
13th July 2020
Monday 2:38 pm
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>> No. 437921 Anonymous
13th July 2020
Monday 3:25 pm
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>>437920
And yet if it was a woman buying a washing machine to sit on or comparing the sizes of hairbrushes there would be no judgement whatsoever. This is over-fishing lads.
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13th July 2020
Monday 7:34 pm
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I only ever put my knob in a hoover once - it was probably a Henry - the suction wasn't perfect so turbulated my knob skin in such a way that it produced the loudest raspberry noise I've ever heard. It also didn't feel that good, and certainly nothing like a blowjob - the closest simulation to the actual feeling of a blowie is pointing the shower head at the old chap, but even that lacks the all-important manual/oral handling component of the actual act.
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13th July 2020
Monday 11:30 pm
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Here was me thinking that having a wank as a teenlad over my mum's Next catalogue was a low point.
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14th July 2020
Tuesday 12:03 am
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>>437934

My own masturbatory nadir involves a sofa cushion, a Marigold, a lump of Stork and a copy of Trinny and Susannah's What Not To Wear.

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>> No. 428025 Anonymous
25th June 2019
Tuesday 10:52 pm
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My other half has squeezed all of the washing up liquid into a Kilner bottle.

Lads, I don't get it. I really don't get it. I mean, I gave up trying to understand women a long time ago but every now and then something happens that leaves me utterly flummoxed beyond all comprehension. Is 'WITH NOTHING TO SAY BECAUSE I AM A CUNT' still wordfiltered? I mean, she's moved it from one bottle... to another bottle. It doesn't even pour that well so you always end up using more than you intended to. I doubt anyone in the entire history of humankind has ever thought "washing up liquid in a glass bottle, nice." It's bright yellow and she also pours the cooking oil into a Kilner bottle, which she doesn't store too far away from it, so I can almost certainly guarantee at some point in the future she'll end up frying food in washing up liquid. The lid is also a faff. Just... why? Why, lads?

Can you lads please reassure me that your lasses do stupid shit like this?
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>> No. 437868 Anonymous
7th July 2020
Tuesday 6:20 pm
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>>437867
My dad is similar to this. He's had a longstanding mistrust of dishwashers.
>> No. 437869 Anonymous
7th July 2020
Tuesday 7:02 pm
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>>437866

It does if you've already done most of the work, and besides, you shouldn't be leaving them long enough to develop significant bacterial growth in the first place.

In fact, unless you throw away your sponge and use a new one each time (which only a mentalist would do), you're significantly more likely to be applying bacteria to your dishes than vice versa. Leaving a damp sponge full of little food particles out on the side to dry is a breeding ground.

Germophobia is not a healthy obsession. Germs are everywhere and they're mostly fine. Unilever and Johnson and Johnson have simply broken our minds.
>> No. 437870 Anonymous
7th July 2020
Tuesday 9:33 pm
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>>437869
> Unilever and Johnson and Johnson have simply broken our minds.

Fair play, mine was pretty fragile to begin with.
>> No. 437873 Anonymous
11th July 2020
Saturday 8:25 pm
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Oh good, we're back.
That was a scary few days.

What happened?
>> No. 437874 Anonymous
11th July 2020
Saturday 8:36 pm
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>>437873
Domain expired and there was fuckery with renewing it.

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