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>> No. 364298 Anonymous
14th November 2013
Thursday 4:47 pm
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ITT: Weird dreams you've had lately.

I actually dreamed last night that I was in Australia, visiting the two blokes from the Foster's adverts in their beach hut. Sure enough, they gave me a Foster's, and I said "cheers, guys"... and then one of them said to me "oh no mayt, we don't say cheers heere. We say 'You little ripper!'"

Quite bizarre... has this dream got any deeper meaning, or have I just been watching too much telly lately?
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>> No. 425170 Anonymous
16th March 2019
Saturday 1:08 am
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>>425163

Why not both? Just put a vulva on a bell-end and don't think about the science or the reality of it.
>> No. 425171 Anonymous
16th March 2019
Saturday 1:47 am
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>>425170

>Just put a vulva on a bell-end and don't think about the science or the reality of it.

Obviously, you kind of didn't before you made that post.
>> No. 425172 Anonymous
16th March 2019
Saturday 7:14 am
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>>425168
>Maybe evolution needs to come up with retractable willies on women to suit your needs.

Don't ftm trannies have inflatable cocks? I don't see why we don't roll that out to all women.
>> No. 425175 Anonymous
16th March 2019
Saturday 9:49 am
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>>425171

Wow you kind of might be a genius to notice that
>> No. 425178 Anonymous
16th March 2019
Saturday 12:02 pm
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>>425168

When I was a unilad many years ago I copped off with a girl in a club. Slim hips, kind of boyish but really cute. So anyways I went to her place for a bit of how's your father. It was all about throwing our tongues down each other's necks and pulling clothes off. She had firm small tits with long nipples and I was like woah, I looked down and saw something which didn't make sense. It was a cock. A small cock nevertheless, but it was there. She also had a fanny where the balls should have been. I tried to ignore it and got down to business. Her fanny was kind of small and really tight but felt just like a normal one, only smaller. But get this - some girls rub their clit during sex, she was having a wank as I pumped away. It was about 4 inches but definitely a hard cock getting tugged. I was doing her doggystyle and thought 'why not' and went for the reacharound. I'm not gay though.
>> No. 425180 Anonymous
16th March 2019
Saturday 12:04 pm
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>>425178
>I'm not gay though.

Of course not lad.
>> No. 425181 Anonymous
16th March 2019
Saturday 12:47 pm
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>>425178
Proper laughed reading this, thanks lad.
>> No. 425182 Anonymous
16th March 2019
Saturday 12:56 pm
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>>425178
Did any jizz fly out?
>> No. 425189 Anonymous
16th March 2019
Saturday 4:45 pm
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>>425178

Are you sure it wasn't just a massive clit?
>> No. 425191 Anonymous
16th March 2019
Saturday 9:02 pm
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>>425189
If a clit is big enough to wank off, it's a cock.
>> No. 425192 Anonymous
16th March 2019
Saturday 9:27 pm
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>>425180
Everyone knows that it's not gay if it's a feminine penis.
>> No. 425206 Anonymous
17th March 2019
Sunday 1:44 pm
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I had a dream last night that I was back at uni and taking one of my maths exams. I was shocked when the exams were handed out, because they were a quarter inch thick A4 size booklet printed front to back with maths problems. I said to the supervisor, "Are you having me on?? There's enough maths problems in here to last a month!". But the supervisor was unimpressed and told me to put the booklet down until we would all be told to begin the exam.

I then started working out the problems on paper, but discovered that there were formulas in it that I had never seen before and that I was completely out of my depth trying to make sense of. So about a half hour in, I complained again that there was just no way that anybody could do all of it in the allotted two hours. I then said, sod this, I am taking the exam again next semester, to which the professor, who had appeared out of nowhere suddenly, told me "Maybe we won't let you take it again next semester. You seem to be lacking good character".

Self sage for a proper nerd dream.

Just for the record though, I did pass all my maths exams at uni.
>> No. 425214 Anonymous
17th March 2019
Sunday 2:58 pm
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>>425192
Confirmed.
>> No. 425231 Anonymous
17th March 2019
Sunday 9:31 pm
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>>425192

> if it's a feminine penis

How exactly can one imagine a "feminine" penis?
>> No. 425232 Anonymous
17th March 2019
Sunday 9:42 pm
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>>425231

I could illustrate the argument, but I can't remember if /b/ is SFW or not.
>> No. 425233 Anonymous
17th March 2019
Sunday 9:52 pm
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>>425231
Sexual organs don't have a gender.
>> No. 425234 Anonymous
17th March 2019
Sunday 10:08 pm
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>>425233
On the contrary, my penis often identifies as a helicopter.
>> No. 425235 Anonymous
17th March 2019
Sunday 10:29 pm
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>>425232
Start a tranny thread on /x/ or /y/. Preferably on /x/ as /y/ is a little too gay for me; I like my cocks attached to the female form.
>> No. 425238 Anonymous
18th March 2019
Monday 12:36 am
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>>425232

Non-nude tranny pictures should be ok though.

Tranny fluids might be a different matter.
>> No. 425239 Anonymous
18th March 2019
Monday 12:53 am
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>>425238

EURGH. Nobody wants to see an automatic transmission, especially not a CVT - it's unnatural, abhorrent, against God even. Delete this before you're banned, you disgusting freak.
>> No. 425240 Anonymous
18th March 2019
Monday 2:15 am
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>>425233
You're quite right, sexual organs do not define gender. Chromosomes do.
>> No. 425241 Anonymous
18th March 2019
Monday 6:40 am
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>>425240
Down Syndrome is a gender?
>> No. 425242 Anonymous
18th March 2019
Monday 7:40 am
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In what is surely the nadir for nightmares, I had an anxiety laced dream in which none of the F keys on my keyboard were working.
>> No. 425243 Anonymous
18th March 2019
Monday 9:49 am
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>>425242
or uck's sake.
>> No. 425246 Anonymous
18th March 2019
Monday 11:21 am
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I was transported to Mars where I explored the ruins of an ancient Saurian civilisation. I woke one of them up from his tomb and he revealed the secrets of the universe to me, but I forgot them when I woke up.

For some reason I always have the best dreams after a night of heavy drinking.
>> No. 425252 Anonymous
18th March 2019
Monday 5:36 pm
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>>425242

Took me a while to realise you meant F1 to F12 and not a dream logic keyboard with multiple redundant letter Fs which had all failed.
>> No. 425253 Anonymous
18th March 2019
Monday 6:21 pm
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>>425242

I haven't even got F keys. They're bound to a layer on my number row. 60% master race.
>> No. 425254 Anonymous
18th March 2019
Monday 7:00 pm
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>>425253

I, for one, don't even own F keys.
>> No. 425255 Anonymous
18th March 2019
Monday 8:02 pm
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>>425253
More like half-keyboard peasant race, right?
>> No. 425258 Anonymous
18th March 2019
Monday 8:51 pm
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>>425253
>I haven't even got F keys
How do you expect to pay respects?
>> No. 425259 Anonymous
18th March 2019
Monday 8:54 pm
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>>425255

I plan on going to 40% once I've learned the extra layer.
>> No. 425260 Anonymous
18th March 2019
Monday 9:29 pm
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>>425259
I don't get this obsession with tiny keyboards. Is it an e-peen thing? Like, your cock size is inversely proportional to your keyboard? It's just impractical.
>> No. 425261 Anonymous
18th March 2019
Monday 9:36 pm
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>>425260
By that theory, Keith Emerson might not have even had a penis at all, whereas we all know his cock was actually so massive he could use it to hit a third pedal.
>> No. 425264 Anonymous
18th March 2019
Monday 9:54 pm
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>>425260

Narrower keyboards are dramatically more ergonomic. Full-size keyboards were designed before mice were in common use, so they take up almost the entire width of your comfortable reach. Either you end up awkwardly stretching to the right to reach your mouse, or your keyboard ends up slanted to the left. You've got this big expanse of relatively unimportant keys taking up the ideal location for your mouse, forcing you to contort yourself into a position that massively increases your risk of repetitive strain injury.

The number pad is on the wrong side anyway - if you want to quickly navigate spreadsheets, you want a separate number pad under your left hand so you can keep your right hand on the mouse.

40% keyboards are blatantly silly, but there are lots of very sensible condensed layouts that compromise almost nothing in terms of practicality. There aren't many condensed keyboards available in a UK ISO layout, but the ANSI layout is ergonomically superior thanks to the wider return key.
>> No. 425265 Anonymous
18th March 2019
Monday 9:54 pm
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>> No. 425269 Anonymous
18th March 2019
Monday 10:05 pm
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>>425260

It's a bit of a hobby for most. These keyboards aren't cheap, but they're insanely customisable, and often you even build it yourself.

I have a couple of 60% ones that are partly practical, as I typically have at least two computers on the go on my desk, and it's not a huge desk, so a tiny board is perfect. Add to that the myriad of switches and keycaps you can install in the things and you end up with a great way for a nerd to spend some money.
>> No. 425270 Anonymous
18th March 2019
Monday 10:10 pm
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This is my work keyboard, I brought it in from home, because the keyboards we were given were horrid soft rubbery dogshit. Having the numpad on the right is a fucking god send when spending an eternity filling out numbers on spreadsheets.
>> No. 425271 Anonymous
18th March 2019
Monday 10:17 pm
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>>425264
>The number pad is on the wrong side anyway - if you want to quickly navigate spreadsheets, you want a separate number pad under your left hand so you can keep your right hand on the mouse.
>>425270 here.
I tend to use my left hand on the numpad and right hand on the mouse. Then I just shift my left hand over to the relative part of the keyboard for anything that's not a number.
>> No. 425273 Anonymous
18th March 2019
Monday 10:19 pm
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>>425270

I have one of these in lieu of a numpad, though you can also get separate numpads (which I'm thinking of doing so I can have it on the left)

It's surprising how quickly you adapt to having numbers on your thumb. I also have a load of macro shortcuts set up for Premiere on it, it's pure luxury.
>> No. 425274 Anonymous
18th March 2019
Monday 10:20 pm
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>>425273
I note it goes from 1-12 but doesn't have a 0.
>> No. 425275 Anonymous
18th March 2019
Monday 10:22 pm
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>>425274

The 11 is a 0 in it's standard mode. The 10 and 12 are + and - .
>> No. 425277 Anonymous
18th March 2019
Monday 10:27 pm
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>>425273
I have a similar mouse to that for home for games and it's great when you have or FPSes or RTSes. It does get a bit annoying when using it for normal web browsing and randomly numbers pop up in the address bar whilst trying to google something or input an URL.
>> No. 425278 Anonymous
18th March 2019
Monday 10:29 pm
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>>425275
If that's the standard mode then why are they buttons marked otherwise? That's just weird.
>> No. 425280 Anonymous
18th March 2019
Monday 10:32 pm
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>>425278
They're only numbers for me if you have num lock on, otherwise they work as cursor keys for browsing.
>> No. 425281 Anonymous
18th March 2019
Monday 10:45 pm
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>>425280
I have cursor keys on my mouse, there's a forward and a backward. What do the other ten buttons do? Browse in another five dimensions?
>> No. 425282 Anonymous
18th March 2019
Monday 10:46 pm
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>>425278

It's a gaming mouse, so it's marketed as such, they put the numbers rather than just printing the numpad because the latter would probably look odd from a gaming perspective. You want 12 programmable buttons, not a plus and minus button, and someone looking at it might assume that's their only input function if they were labelled as such. I think this way makes sense in the context of it being sold as an MMO mouse.
>> No. 425283 Anonymous
18th March 2019
Monday 10:49 pm
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>>425280

The original Naga had a switch on the bottom of the mouse to change the mode, the current one (with the interchangeable button panels) seems to be numpad by default. At least mine is. It's all done in software, so I suppose it just depends how you have your profile set up at this point, perhaps it's churlish to suggest there even is a default mode.
>> No. 425284 Anonymous
18th March 2019
Monday 11:06 pm
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>>425281
There's also a zoom function and I have one of the buttons set up as CTRL+F, I can't really remember what the other buttons do.
>> No. 425285 Anonymous
18th March 2019
Monday 11:32 pm
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>>425284
I thought F didn't work.
>> No. 425286 Anonymous
18th March 2019
Monday 11:41 pm
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>>425285
That's just on the keyboard.

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